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Perfect Retreat Complete Series Omnibus
Season 2 · Episode 7
mercredi 17 juin 2026 • Duration 01:33:59
“PERFECT RETREAT” is written and produced by Fiona Thraille
This is an omnibus version of the series previously published.
Please click here for the transcript
(please note, the transcript is the script, which is usually almost exactly identical to the performances)
and further credits.
Trigger Warning: Grief, references to the pandemic, threats & a little violence; character has a panic attack; potentially supernatural encounter; fire
CAST
In order of appearance
Voiceover - Angela Ness
Sam - Erika Sanderson
The Operator - David Ault
Sally; Clare; and Mary-Leanna Greenshields - Wendy Lap
Craig/Howard - RJ Bayley
Maja - Karin Heimdahl
Lavender Bee; Marnie - Fiona Thraille
John - Matthew McLean
Andy - Robert Cudmore
Zinnia - Sarah Golding
Shel - Nathan Blades
Alex - Lec Zorn
Natalia - Kirsty Woolven
All other parts played by members of the cast.
Special thanks to Sarah Golding. Do check out her podcast on all aspects of creating audio drama, Indie AF.
MUSIC
The song "Vem kan segla förutan vind" is sung by Karin Heimdahl
Music for Intro is
Long Road Ahead by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3996-long-road-ahead
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Music for “It’s Alright to Write and Be with Lavender Bee” is
Clean Soul by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3514-clean-soul
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Music onboard boat is
Cryptic Sorrow by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3568-cryptic-sorrow
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Music in the performance hall is
Can’t Stop Us by Mugzy (used with the artist’s permission – thank you).
Japan_Koto_Improv_Amateur_Session_3.wav by RutgerMuller
(from Freesound.org)
Adeste Fideles Waltz by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
"Trio for Piano Violin and Viola" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Music in the pub is Aussie With An American Attitude, and
Music in the performance hall is Them People
both tracks are by Mugzy (used with the artist’s permission – thank you so much Mugzy).
Music for “It’s Alright to Write and Be with Lavender Bee” is
Clean Soul by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3514-clean-soul
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Wack Emcees by Mugzy
SFX and other musical interludes
All sfx and music used under CC0 licence From Freesound.org https://freesound.org/ or under license agreement from Ghosthack.de, or Free To Use Sounds
Thank you for your patience and thank you for listening.
Please note that we will also publish an omnibus edition of this series, due imminently.
Perfect Retreat Episode 6 Perfect Gift
Season 2 · Episode 6
mercredi 17 juin 2026 • Duration 27:12
“PERFECT RETREAT, Episode 6 – Perfect Gift” is written and produced by Fiona Thraille
Sarah Golding was the Dialogue Editor for this episode.
Please click here for the transcript
(please note, the transcript is the script, which is usually almost exactly identical to the performances)
and further credits.
Trigger Warning: A potentially supernatural encounter; fire
CAST
In order of appearance
Sam - Erika Sanderson
Maja - Karin Heimdahl
Zinnia - Sarah Golding
The Operator - David Ault
Howard - RJ Bayley
Lavender Bee - Fiona Thraille
John - Matthew McLean
Andy - Robert Cudmore
Clare and Mary Leanna Greenshields - Wendy Lap
All other characters played by cast
Special thanks to Sarah Golding. Do check out her podcast on all aspects of creating audio drama, Indie AF.
MUSIC
The song "Vem kan segla förutan vind" is sung by Karin Heimdahl
SFX and other musical interludes
All sfx and music used under CC0 licence From Freesound.org https://freesound.org/ or under license agreement from Ghosthack.de, or Free To Use Sounds
Thank you for your patience and thank you for listening.
Please note that we will also publish an omnibus edition of this series, due imminently.
Upstairs Upstairs - 11th Hour Productions collaboration
Season 1 · Episode 7
dimanche 8 novembre 2020 • Duration 17:38
On discovering a Ouija board engraved into a family heirloom, Flick is determined to claim her lost inheritance, no matter the cost.
The 11th Hour audio challenge is an annual celebration of audio drama. People from different audio drama podcast groups come together to collaborate on short plays, produced in the month of October, in time for Halloween. Dashing Onions Audio were part of the team on Upstairs Upstairs... and we hope you enjoy it!
UPSTAIRS UPSTAIRS, written and directed by Fiona Thraille
Please click here for the transcript.
CAST & PRODUCTION TEAM
Emily Snyder as Flick
Draco Aleksander as Neil
Sascha Cooper as Gemma
Fiona Thraille as Donna
Karim Kronfli as Tomas
Emmett Moon as Matt
and
Pete Lutz as the announcer
The Dialogue Editor was Gavin Byrne
Sound Design and Production by Andrew Wardlaw
Upstairs Upstairs was produced for The 11th Hour Production Challenge 2020. Go to their site to check out the other plays this year.
Run South
Season 1 · Episode 6
lundi 11 mai 2020 • Duration 14:58
Welcome to Run South.
You are sitting next to a river in a wooded field. There is a road to the North, heading towards a forest, and a small, rocky path to the East which follows the river towards a gorge.
>_
A computer game developer offers to test her colleagues' retro gaming booth adventure. But as reality and game blur, she discovers glitches in both.
“RUN SOUTH” is written and produced by Fiona Thraille
Please click here for the transcript and further credits.
TRIGGER WARNING: Claustrophobia, Mild breathing difficulty/panic, Implied violence, Redundancy
CAST
Colleague and VO: Fiona Thraille
Other colleagues: Tobias John, Rachel Rumler, and Lec Zorn.
MUSIC
Many thanks to Loyalty Freak Music for making their music available for use in projects like this. Do check out their other work at freemusicarchive.org
SFX
From Freesound.org https://freesound.org/
S: lightapplause.mp3 by shelbyshark | License: Creative Commons 0
S: WomanScream.wav by Archeos | License: Creative Commons 0
S: Synth Rise / Pitch Riser by ezwider7227 | License: Creative Commons 0
S: Male_Yes_01 by Artmasterrich | License: Creative Commons 0
S: "Win" Video Game Sound by EVRetro | License: Creative Commons 0
S: Train_tunnel_1.wav by o_ciz | License: Creative Commons 0
S: 20141119_automaticdoor_H2nextXY.WAV by SOUNDSCAPE_HUMFAK | License:
Creative Commons 0
S: knife_pick_up 01.wav by ShadowSilhouette | License: Creative Commons 0
S: human male scream small crowd panic fear.mp3 by JohnsonBrandEditing |
License: Creative Commons 0
S: General Fusion industrial workshop office ambience3 same space as 2 but
no nearby conversation or walking, typing and clicking, but downstairs
kitchen activity.wav by kyles | License: Creative Commons 0
S: Office with Typing.wav by Walter_Odington | License: Creative Commons 0
S: RoomTone05 by richwise | License: Creative Commons 0
S: RoomTone03 by richwise | License: Creative Commons 0
S: kettle boiling.wav by squashy555 | License: Creative Commons 0
Der Tickentocker
Season 1 · Episode 5
vendredi 18 octobre 2019 • Duration 17:06
DER TICKENTOCKER
written and produced by Fiona Thraille
script edited by CJ Brittain
TRIGGER WARNING: Mentions of death and mortality.
Please scroll down for the script.
As explained in the episode, this is a short audio drama first released by Cooperantem Audio in 2013, now re-released here for Halloween. We hope you enjoy it!
CAST
The Film Narrator - Damian Haywood
Christina - Marleigh Norton
Alex - Pete Milan
Sheel - Kymm Zuckert
Dan - Dave Morgan
MUSIC
House on Leaves by Kevin McLeod from incompetech.com
and Avarice by Peter John Ross at sonnyboo.com
Sound effects from freesound.org
including:
chairscrape2 by sinatra314
glass creaking by sgarrison2127
clockwork_inside_a_longcase_clock by Connum
horror drone 006 by deleted_user_10
Void Pad 2 by deleted_user_10
04108 closing display glass cabinet by Robinhood76
ripping off tape by krb21
tape by morgantj
Thunder in the City 11pm by klankbeeld
007 door opens and shuts by FreqMan
009 door opens and shuts by FreqMan
011 door opens and shuts by FreqMan
Clockwork_Stegasaurus_Toy by StevenBrown
metal_item_drop by Vinrax
girl scream frank by visions68
Male_Scream_3 by AlineAudio
Clank1 by BMacZero
Due to time passing, there is no transcript yet, but here is a PDF script if that is useful
SCRIPT
The Listening Jar
Season 1 · Episode 4
mercredi 1 mai 2019 • Duration 10:25
THE LISTENING JAR
written and produced by Fiona Thraille
Please scroll down for the transcript.
CAST
Geoff - Boyd Barrett
Margot - Erin King
Shopkeeper - Lec Zorn
Barbara - Sarah Golding
Ms B - Maria Micklasavage
Driver – J Thraille
Workers - Erin King, Maria Micklasavage, Whitney Johnson & Maya Peace
MUSIC
(THEME) Isla De Java by Zaire
(CLOSING THEME) Ensayo De Lo Por Venir by Zaire
Many thanks to Zaire for making their music available for use in projects like this online.
Do check out their other work here.
SFX
From Freesound.org
Zanka Note D by PanPiper5
Turkish open marketplace ambience by CaganCelik
Curtains by revolt2563
Ceramic jug, bowl and bottle clank by kessir
Foley Fight Moves Struggling by leonelmail
factory by Trebblofang
slide sounds 15 by adcbicycle
plasticPipeFlute1 by Zabuhailo
plasticPipeFlute2 by Zabuhailo
Howling Flute by jasonlee3071
Door Open Close Heavy Wooden Hard Loud Creak Seal Theatre by LampEight
Walking up and down metal steps by dbspin
traffic light Middle East morning boulevard echo off buildings throaty cars motorcycles horses some people sandy steps +car pull up stop door open close near end Gaza 2016 by kyles
traffic medium Middle East busy street echo throaty cars motorcycles horn honks2 Gaza 2016 by kyles
Cash Register bymonotraum
male-what-01 by artmasterrich
what by balloonhead
preguntaeh by isago17
TRANSCRIPT – THE LISTENING JAR
When We Were Two Part 3 Gone
Season 1 · Episode 3
mercredi 3 avril 2019 • Duration 15:25
WHEN WE WERE TWO – EPISODE 3 “GONE”
written and produced by Fiona Thraille
The third and final part of When We Were Two.
Please scroll down for the transcript.
TRIGGER WARNING: Mentions of miscarriage, grief.
CAST
Mindy Rast-Keenan as Sue
Tanja Milojevic as Jen
Fiona Thraille as Nain
RJ Bayley as Davey
THEME MUSIC
You Can't Fail by Monplaisir
Also by Monplaisir:
que
a
The Break
The bird and the rainbow
Talentous and Shy
Harsh and Soft
Far and High
Many thanks to Monplaisir for their music. Do check out their other work at https://chezmonplaisir.bandcamp.com/
SFX
From Freesound.org
metallic-crackle by joseph-larralde
scops owl by soundskeep
Knock knocking on a door by deleted_user_7146007
Door Open & Close by Adam N
Rolling Curtain by j1987
Brown noise 2 minutes by jagadamba
mobile phone noises by launemax
phone dialling by harrypeeks
TRANSCRIPT – WHEN WE WERE TWO – EPISODE 3 “GONE”
(Downloadable transcript here)
When We Were Two Part 2 Forward
Season 1 · Episode 2
jeudi 14 mars 2019 • Duration 14:02
WHEN WE WERE TWO – EPISODE 2 “FORWARD”
written and produced by Fiona Thraille
Please scroll down for the transcript.
TRIGGER WARNING: Mentions of miscarriage, grief.
CAST
Mindy Rast-Keenan as Sue
Tanja Milojevic as Jen
Fiona Thraille as Nain
RJ Bayley as Davey
Michael Hudson as Robert
THEME MUSIC
You Can't Fail by Monplaisir
Also by Monplaisir:
que
a
Unraveling the Chords
Knife
Jump__Oh_hi_Mark
talentous and shy
Many thanks to Monplaisir for their music. Do check out their other work at https://chezmonplaisir.bandcamp.com/
SFX
From Freesound.org
metallic-crackle by joseph-larralde
small-clock-in-room by yuval
kitchen-platessraping-faucet by jessepash
Braun 3105 Coffee Maker - Carafe pick up and put down
quiet-room-tone-captured-from-a-small-sized-kitchen by jmbphilmes
Brown noise 2 minutes by jagadamba
cell phone dial 0-9_bip by muses212
phone dialling by harrypeeks
doorbell by sjturia
scops owl by soundskeep
plastic-wrapper by squashy555
TRANSCRIPT – WHEN WE WERE TWO – EPISODE 2 “FORWARD”
(Downloadable transcript here)
When We Were Two Part 1 BackLATEST
Season 1 · Episode 1
mercredi 13 février 2019 • Duration 16:34
WHEN WE WERE TWO – EPISODE 1 “BACK”
written and produced by Fiona Thraille
Please scroll down for the transcript.
TRIGGER WARNING: Mentions of miscarriage, grief.
10th Jan 2020 Please note this episode is newly uploaded as a stereo file, after an error the first time in uploading a mono file!
CAST
Mindy Rast-Keenan as Sue
Fiona Thraille as Nain
RJ Bayley as Davey
Tanja Milojevic as Jen
MUSIC
(THEME) You Can't Fail by Monplaisir
Also all by Monplaisir:
A
Safe and Clear
Deep Inside The Flesh
No Need To
Many thanks to Monplaisir for their music. Do check out their other work at https://chezmonplaisir.bandcamp.com/
SFX
From Freesound.org
metallic-crackle by joseph-larralde
scops-owl by soundskeep
Telephone Ring UK 2 by Benboncan
dialtone by jameswrowles
telephone-pick-up-hang-up-01-l-close-r-distant by othercee
doorbell by sjturia
boiling water + steps by TatianaChiara
8_domacnost_10 by 13FPanska_Ecerova_Katerina
Ambience_Berlin_Rooftop by danner
street-atmos by steve-errickson
living-room-room-tone by mixxythepixxy
Small square in Moscow (Novokuznetskaya street 31), 8 a.m., distant cars, trams, people, birds, summer OMNI mics by gladkiy
TRANSCRIPT – WHEN WE WERE TWO – EPISODE 1 “BACK”
(Downloadable transcript here)
When We Were Two - Trailer
Season 1
vendredi 1 février 2019 • Duration 01:47
This is a trailer for the upcoming three part mini-series, When We Were Two.
Sue, recently separated and caring for an elderly relative, is thrilled when her son and family come back into her life. But her new flat is too small, and much worse - the elderly Nain senses something unnatural happening: things have gone terribly wrong.
Sue will have to make life and death choices on behalf of every one of them.
When We Were Two is written and produced by Fiona Thraille.
This trailer features the voice talents of:
Mindy Rast-Keenan, R J Bayley, Tanja Milojevic and Fiona Thraille
Music is 'You Can't Fail', 'Deep Inside The Flesh' and 'a' by Monplaisir
All sound effects are from Freesound
Included are:
metallic-crackle by joseph-larralde
Scops Owl by soundkeep
Small square in Moscow (Novokuznetskaya street 31), 8 a.m., distant cars, trams, people, birds, summer OMNI mics by gladkiy
Episode 1 is coming soon.









