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In this episode, we take a trip down memory lane with "Meatballs Part II," the 1984 comedy classic directed by Ken Wiederhorn. Join us as we revisit the hijinks and shenanigans of Camp Sasquatch, where the young and old come together for some summer fun. From the pranks to the romance to the iconic musical performances, we dissect every scene and share our thoughts on why this movie still holds up after all these years.

Whether you're a fan of '80s comedies or just looking for a good laugh, this episode is for you. So grab your bug spray, put on your best camp counselor uniform, and join us for a wild ride through the wacky world of "Meatballs Part II."

As always, you can find us on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and all your favorite podcast platforms. Don't forget to follow us on Instagram @followthesquatch and on Facebook at Cynical Schlock. And if you have any feedback or suggestions for future episodes, feel free to reach out to us at cspCast@gmail.com.

Thanks for listening!

Special thanks to Psychostick for our theme song "Obey the Beard."

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Get ready for some bananas fun in this week's episode of our podcast! 🍌🎬

We watched "Schlock," a 1973 horror-comedy film that is pure schlock from start to finish. Directed by John Landis and starring Saul Kahan, Joseph Piantadosi, and Don Weisberg, this low-budget movie follows a prehistoric ape named Schlock as it goes on a rampage through a small town, leaving chaos and destruction in its wake.

Join us as we discuss the wacky humor, cheesy special effects, and overall schlockiness of this cult classic. From the over-the-top gore to the corny one-liners, there's no shortage of entertainment in this B-movie gem.

Whether you're a fan of horror-comedy films, B-movies, or just love bananas (we had to sneak that in there!), you won't want to miss this episode. Tune in now to hear our full review and analysis.

special thanks to Psychostick for our theme song "Obey the Beard." Horror Song (Music Box, Piano & Symphony) „Lorelei's Lullaby” (2) Ryan Creep - YouTube Song -

Come Join our Crew while we discuss a Christmas movie that has as much to do about Christmas as it does one of its Titular characters the Ice Cream Bunny. Santa gets stranded in Florida of all places and is forced to enlist the help of local theme park attending children through the use of telepathy which is where all of the craziness starts to happen. 

Directed by  Richard Winer ... (as R. Winer)

Jay Ripley ... Santa Claus (as Jay Clark)

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Happy New Year Everyone! - Animal Crossing New Horizons

"Zombie Chase" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Author: Kevin MacLeod Website -Royalty Free Music (incompetech.com)

It's Thanksgiving so we watched the worst Thanksgiving movie we could find. a turkey puppet who uses a shotgun and half a million one liners to murder his targets is the villain of this low budget comedic horror movie.  join us while we review ThanksKilling!

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Director

• Jordan Downey
• Writers
  • Jordan Downey
  • Brad Schulz
  • (additional dialogue) Kevin Stewart
• Stars
  • Wanda Lust
  • Natasha Cordova
  • Lindsey Anderson
• Release date
  • December 6, 2008 (United States)

Budget

• $3,500 (estimated)

Genre:  Horror Comedy

Creepy Horror Song (Music Box, Piano & Symphony) „Lorelei's Lullaby” (2) Ryan Creep - YouTube Song -

"Zombie Chase" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Author: Kevin MacLeod Website -Royalty Free Music (incompetech.com)

Join our crew while they Discuss the 1997 family comedy Invisible Dad!  After moving cross country, Doug finds a strange computer that can make his wildest dreams come true... or his is dad vanish.

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Website: https://linktr.ee/cspcast

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Director: Fred Olen Ray

Writer: Steve Latshaw/ Fred Olen Ray

Stars:  Daran Norris, Karen Black, William Meyers

Genre:  Family Comedy 

Creepy Horror Song (Music Box, Piano & Symphony) „Lorelei's Lullaby” (2) Ryan Creep - YouTube Song -

"Zombie Chase" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Author: Kevin MacLeod Website -Royalty Free Music (incompetech.com)

Join Aster Joey and Owl while they Discuss the 1988 rip off of Gremlins by director, writer and producer Rick Sloan.  an alien species escapes from a movie studio film vault to wreak havoc on a group of local teens by trying to use their fantasies to lure them to their death!

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       Director:  Rick Sloan

Writer: Rick Sloan

 Stars:  Daran Norris Tom Bartlett Paige Sullivan

Genre:  Horror. 

 Creepy Horror Song (Music Box, Piano & Symphony) „Lorelei's Lullaby” (2) Ryan Creep - YouTube Song -

  "Zombie Chase" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Author: Kevin MacLeod Website -Royalty Free Music (incompetech.com)

The CSP crew is back for another Horrible Halloween episode! This time we discuss HELL OF THE LIVING DEAD, which we dub the worst zombie movie of all time. It has bad makeup and even worse zombie action, tune in to hear our review! ========== CYNICAL SCHLOCK  social media and contact info  Instagram:  @followthesquatch  Facebook: Cynical Schlock   Email: cspCast@gmail.com  Website: https://linktr.ee/cspcast  ========= ......Let's give credit where credit is Due...... Hell of The Living Dead (1980)         Director: Bruno Mattei and Claudio Fragasso  Writer: Claudio Fragasso(story and screenplay) José María Cunillés(story and screenplay) Rossella Drudi(uncredited) Stars:  Margie Newton Franco Garofalo Selan Karay Genre:  Horror.  Creepy Horror Song (Music Box, Piano & Symphony) „Lorelei's Lullaby” (2) Ryan Creep - YouTube Song -  "Zombie Chase" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Author: Kevin MacLeod Website -Royalty Free Music (incompetech.com)

Horrible Halloween continues as we review SHARK EXORCIST from 2015. This shark horror had our hosts moanin' and groanin' over the horrible acting, mouth breathing cameraman and so much more. Even though this movie has a run time of just over an hour, it feels like a lifetime of pain. This movie was so bad, our entire cast was forced to apologize.  ========== CYNICAL SCHLOCK social media and contact info Instagram: Csp Cast (@followthesquatch) Facebook: Cynical Schlock  Email: cspCast@gmail.com Website: Cynical Schlock ========= ......Let's give credit where credit is Due...... Shark Exorcist (2015) Director: Donald Farmer Writer: Donald Farmer Stars: Angela Kerecz, Bobby Kerecz, Roni Jonah. Genre:  Horror. Creepy Horror Song (Music Box, Piano & Symphony) „Lorelei's Lullaby” (2) Ryan Creep - YouTube Song - "Zombie Chase" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Author: Kevin MacLeod Website - http://incompetech.com/Royalty Free Link - http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-...Genre Link - http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-...

Join our crew while they dive into the first Horrible Halloween Movie of the year in our Debut episodes review of DOOM ASYLUM from 1987. This Horror parody had our hosts laughing hard but not for the right reasons. Playboy bunnies, Penthouse models and even one of the girls from Sex and The City decide the best place to party this summer was in an abandoned asylum... One that houses a campy serial killer. 

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Doom Asylum 1987

• Director: Richard Friedman
• Writer: Richard Friedman, Rick Marx, Steven G. Menkin
• Stars: Patty Mullen, Ruth Collins, Kristin Davis
• Genre: Comedy, Horror

Creepy Horror Song (Music Box, Piano & Symphony) „Lorelei's Lullaby” (2) Ryan Creep - YouTube

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In this episode of our podcast, we watched "Bunnyman 2" (also known as "Bunnyman Massacre"), a 2014 slasher movie directed by Carl Lindbergh and written by Lindbergh and Matthew Albrecht. Despite the promising premise of a serial killer wearing a bunny mask, we found ourselves disappointed and frustrated with this film.

Join our hosts as they break down every moment of this forgettable horror movie. From the overlong scenes to the gore effects, we leave no stone unturned in our quest to find any redeeming qualities in this schlocky mess.

While our hosts acknowledge that the acting was perhaps the best aspect of the movie, they still found it difficult to remain engaged with the story for its runtime. The lackluster plot and poor execution left them feeling bored and frustrated, with little to hold their interest.

If you're just joining us, be sure to check out our previous episodes from Season 1, and don't forget to follow us on Instagram @followthesquatch and on Facebook at Cynical Schlock. You can also reach us at cspCast@gmail.com or visit our website at https://linktr.ee/cspcast. special thanks to Psychostick for our theme song "Obey the Beard."

Horror Song (Music Box, Piano & Symphony) „Lorelei's Lullaby” (2) Ryan Creep - YouTube Song -