Explore every episode of the podcast Customs Out of The Closet
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| Ep. 100 B-Side | 09 Jan 2023 | 00:09:20 | |
Eva hates narrating, unless it's for Lily--I mean, for important documentation of an important event. This marks our 100th episode! Things have been super busy for the CotC team so we apologize for the long absence and erratice uploads. We might switch to a monthly update instead of a biweekly update to accomadate our changing schedules. Thank you for your understanding, and for sticking around for so long (it's also our 5th year making this podcast!) We're still hammering out the details for our Roundtable Discussion, so please look forward to that and Episode 101. Thank you again! You can advertise your employment with the Underworld here: Ko-fi Shop Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Knave - Nicole Tan Lily - Wonyoung Seo Eva - Emily Lai Faust - Yoro Music Credits | |||
| Ep. 99 A-Side | 07 Nov 2022 | 00:07:25 | |
Philies left some interesting documents for Lily... You can advertise your employment with the Underworld here: Ko-fi Shop Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Knave - Nicole Tan Lily - Wonyoung Seo Music Credits | |||
| Ep. 90 This is an Audit | 21 Feb 2022 | 00:10:16 | |
Things were a bit...strange the last time Dor'ris was here. Fortunately, Noel doesn't remember any of it. Boxes are moved. Dor'ris comes upstairs. Dore'een starts glowing. You can advertise your employment with the Underworld here: Ko-fi Shop Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Bub - Alan Jiang Dor'ris - Valen. You can find more of Valen's voice acting over on their Genshin Impact Youtube Channel! Dore'een - Whales, but no the real ones. Music Credits | |||
| Ep. 5 It Returns | 26 Mar 2018 | 00:10:53 | |
It's back! But Bub is here this time, so it'll definitely be alright. Yeah! Definitely! This concludes the first arc of Customs Out of the Closet. We'll be back on April 16th. Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Noel and The Very Hungry Creature - Nicole Tan Bub - Alan Jiang Music Credits | |||
| Ep. 4 Ghost Hunting | 12 Mar 2018 | 00:17:52 | |
Maybe Eva is overreacting and professionals aren't necessary. It was just...a raccoon, right? Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Noel - Nicole Tan Bub - Alan Jiang Danny - David Ng Ashton - The Armless But Handsome Fresno Nightcrawler Music Credits
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| Ep. 3 Always Hungry | 26 Feb 2018 | 00:17:47 | |
Middle of the night visitors are the worst, right? Especially when they're hungry. Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Noel and the Very Hungry Creature - Nicole Tan Dore'een - the Cryptid Harbinger of Doom and Destruction, Mothman Special thanks to Teddy Quedado. Music Credits
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| Ep. 2 Contraband | 12 Feb 2018 | 00:15:07 | |
It seems like Noel is getting used to her new job. But is it really a job if you're not getting paid? Credits Writer – Nicole Tan Bigfoot's credit passage was lifted from Cryptozoology A To Z: The Encyclopedia of Loch Monsters, Sasquatch, Chupacabras, and Other Authentic Mysteries of Nature by Lauren Coleman and Jerome Clark. Music Credits | |||
| Ep. 1 What the Hell? | 27 Jan 2018 | 00:11:31 | |
The studio apartment is looking great but...is that closet supposed to be there? Credits Writer – Nicole Tan Special thanks to Kevin Milbouer and Teddy Quedado Music Credits | |||
| Ep. 89 Side Story 9: Wall? | 07 Feb 2022 | 00:06:12 | |
Bub, earnestly asking for Lily's opinion? Amazing. Hell must have frozen over. The Underworld Travel Customs Office (UTCO) enamel pins are here! You can advertise your employment with the Underworld here: Ko-fi Shop Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Lily - Wonyoung Seo Bub - Alan Jiang Music Credits | |||
| Ep. 88 Bunches of Boxes | 24 Jan 2022 | 00:09:52 | |
Bub's storefront is happening and he needs more products. Goods. Yummy stuff. The Underworld Travel Customs Office (UTCO) enamel pins are here! You can advertise your employment with the Underworld here: Ko-fi Shop Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Noel - Nicole Tan Eva - Emily Lai Bub - Alan Jiang Music Credits | |||
| Ep. 87 Regarding Retaliation | 10 Jan 2022 | 00:06:56 | |
Paranoid? No, it's called "anticipating all contingencies". The Underworld Travel Customs Office (UTCO) enamel pins are here! You can advertise your employment with the Underworld here: Ko-fi Shop Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Noel - Nicole Tan Knave - Nicole Tan Lily - Wonyoung Seo Music Credits | |||
| Ep. 86 Buildings and Trees | 20 Dec 2021 | 00:08:55 | |
It's an officially sanctioned outing for Knave. Don't worry, they had the appropriate training. The Underworld Travel Customs Office (UTCO) enamel pins are here! You can advertise your employment with the Underworld here: Ko-fi Shop Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Knave - Nicole Tan Lily - Wonyoung Seo Bub - Alan Jiang Music Credits | |||
| Ep. 85 Discounted Summon | 06 Dec 2021 | 00:05:29 | |
You've summoned a demon! A real demon! And we're back! You might have heard the news by now about ANYC, but don't worry: the CoTC crew that went to ANYC are all healthy and safe. If you also attended ANYC please go get tested too and stay safe! For more info, please visit the CDC website. The Underworld Travel Customs Office (UTCO) enamel pins are here! You can advertise your employment with the Underworld here: Ko-fi Shop Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Danny - David Ng Bub - Alan Jiang Music Credits | |||
| November Announcement and ANYC | 01 Nov 2021 | 00:01:46 | |
Due to a busy schedule, there aren't going to be any episodes this November. However, Nicole, Wonyoung, and Alan will be at Anime NYC on the 19th to the 21st. Nicole will be tabling at Artist Alley at E25, so drop by and say hello! They'll be selling the UTCO pin along with a few other podcast unrelated merch. If you really need some Customs Out of the Closet this month, stop by the Ko-fi page at ko-fi.com/drophazard for blooper reels, art, and scripts. Thank you for listening! We will be back in December! | |||
| Ep. 84 Informal Sleepover | 18 Oct 2021 | 00:07:57 | |
We'll disguise our informal discussion with an informal sleepover. The Underworld Travel Customs Office (UTCO) enamel pins are here! You can advertise your employment with the Underworld here: Ko-fi Shop Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Eva - Emily Lai Lily - Wonyoung Seo Knave - Nicole Tan Music Credits | |||
| Ep. 83 Some Body, Some Body Like You | 04 Oct 2021 | 00:07:38 | |
It's the Spirit Buddies!! Or the...Supernatural Buddies?? Today we're going to do something fancy, something cool, something amazing: we're bringing Ashton back with the power of HUMAN TRANSMUTATION!!!! The Underworld Travel Customs Office (UTCO) enamel pins are here! You can advertise your employment with the Underworld here: Ko-fi Shop Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Danny - David Ng Ashton - The Dream of Your Family Whom You Ran Away From Music Credits | |||
| Ep. 82 The Actual Summoning | 13 Sep 2021 | 00:07:20 | |
We're summoning this time. For real. We got everything. We're going to finish this today. The Underworld Travel Customs Office (UTCO) enamel pins are here! You can advertise your employment with the Underworld here: Ko-fi Shop Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Noel - Nicole Tan Eva - Emily Lai Lily - Wonyoung Seo Music Credits | |||
| Ep. 98 Caught by Film | 24 Oct 2022 | 00:09:24 | |
We're back! Something weird is (still) happening at Diondis Hill Cemetery. Noel learns something new about cameras and ghosts. Eva is tired. Lily is even more tired. You can advertise your employment with the Underworld here: Ko-fi Shop Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Noel - Nicole Tan Eva - Emily Lai Lily - Wonyoung Seo Special thanks to the Reporters, Miriam and Michael. Music Credits | |||
| Ep. 81 On the Topic of Summons | 24 Aug 2021 | 00:07:32 | |
Summons and in which we learn a bit about our beloved demons. Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Noel - Nicole Tan Lily - Wonyoung Seo Eva - Emily Lai Music Credits | |||
| Ep. 80 Three Cattles' Worth | 09 Aug 2021 | 00:11:00 | |
Three cattles' worth of...what again? Excuse me? Nasty. Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Noel - Nicole Tan Eva - Emily Lai Music Credits | |||
| Ep. 79 Side Story 8: What It's Like in Upper Management | 26 Jul 2021 | 00:06:47 | |
In which Bub talks for the sake of talking, for the sake of hearing his voice. Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Bub - Alan Jiang Guide - Wonyoung Seo Music Credits | |||
| Ep. 78 A "Human Thing" | 12 Jul 2021 | 00:08:14 | |
We're proceeding with the plan. The extremely hypothetical plan. Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Noel - Nicole Tan Lily - Wonyoung Seo Music Credits | |||
| Ep. 77 Keep It in Your Head | 28 Jun 2021 | 00:10:13 | |
These discussions are purely hypothetical. We aren't going to do any of these. Definitely not. Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Knave - Nicole Tan Lily - Wonyoung Seo Music Credits | |||
| Ep. 76 A Slow Day | 07 Jun 2021 | 00:09:46 | |
Sometimes you have a lot of time to just chat. Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Noel - Nicole Tan Lily and the Guide - Wonyoung Seo Bub - Alan Jiang Music Credits | |||
| Ep. 75 SECTOR B49 FILING ROOMS OF THE UPPER MANAGEMENT | 24 May 2021 | 00:08:08 | |
STATE YOUR INTENTIONS. STATE YOUR INTENTIONS. Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Knave - Nicole Tan Bub - Alan Jiang Lily and the Guide - Wonyoung Seo Music Credits We have a poll for the first enamel pin on our Ko-fi! Check it out here. | |||
| Special Ko-fi Announcement | 12 May 2021 | 00:01:29 | |
We've decided to move our extra bonus content to Ko-fi! All the scripts, character art, and blooper reels are available for free. Donations are not necessary, although it's a nice way to show your support to our team. You can find our Ko-fi page by clicking Support Us! here, or on any of our show notes. Scripts will be released the Wednesday after the episode airs, and blooper reels will roll out on weeks an episode doesn't air until we are all caught up. Thank you again, listeners! See you soon, and don't look in your closet! | |||
| Ep. 74 Trial and Error | 10 May 2021 | 00:08:08 | |
The best way to learn is to practice! Practice, practice, practice! On willing test subjects. Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Noel - Nicole Tan Bub - Alan Jiang Lily - Wonyoung Seo Music Credits | |||
| Ep. 73 Competitive Learning | 26 Apr 2021 | 00:06:42 | |
It's a lot easier to learn when there's someone else learning the same material as you. Or just brushing up on something they've learned already. Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Eva - Emily Lai Noel - Nicole Tan Grandpa - Nicole's cousin who is still going to turn thirteen later this year Music Credits | |||
| Ep. 97 Report and Reply | 25 Jul 2022 | 00:10:42 | |
Lily needs a break. Knave gets some unexpected but efficient help. It's embarassing. You can advertise your employment with the Underworld here: Ko-fi Shop Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Knave - Nicole Tan Lily - Wonyoung Seo Philies - Kevin Milbouer Music Credits | |||
| Ep. 72 Something Stupid, Something Special | 12 Apr 2021 | 00:08:16 | |
Quick! Everyone! Gang up on Grandpa! Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Eva - Emily Lai Noel and Grandma - Nicole Tan Grandpa - Nicole's cousin who will turn thirteen this year wow time flies Music Credits
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| Ep. 71 The House Lost Me | 29 Mar 2021 | 00:06:21 | |
Left side, right side, turn right, turn right. Hm. Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Eva - Emily Lai Noel - Nicole Tan Music Credits
Asian American Resources and Donation Master Post Send NYC's Chinatown Some Love | |||
| Ep. 70 What's in the Closet | 15 Mar 2021 | 00:10:21 | |
Speak nicely to Grandma. Grandma got answers. Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Eva - Emily Lai Grandma - Nicole Tan Noel - Nicole Tan Music Credits | |||
| Ep. 69 Side Story 7: Conflict of Interest | 22 Feb 2021 | 00:07:34 | |
Snacks. Foodstuff. The yummy things. From the Human Realm. Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Bub - Alan Jiang Knave - Nicole Tan Lily - Wonyoung Seo Music Credits | |||
| Ep. 68 The Closet | 08 Feb 2021 | 00:06:47 | |
There is another closet, but it's not the same. Hey, listen. It's not the same. Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Noel - Nicole Tan Eva - Emily Lai Music Credits | |||
| Ep. 67 I am the House | 25 Jan 2021 | 00:09:32 | |
Memories echo and repeat and rewind and remember. Credits Writer - Nicole Tan The House - Nicole Tan Music Credits | |||
| Ep. 66 She Saw Dead People | 11 Jan 2021 | 00:05:51 | |
Let's have a swing around Noel and Eva's old neighborhood. Seems like a cheerful place. Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Noel - Nicole Tan Eva - Emily Lai Music Credits | |||
| Ep. 65 Quality Check | 21 Dec 2020 | 00:07:00 | |
Hey. They're here. The goods. Y'know. The good goods. Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Noel - Nicole Tan Bub - Alan Jiang Music Credits | |||
| Ep. 64 Black Coffee and Affogato | 07 Dec 2020 | 00:08:27 | |
We've been to this cafe before...and I think we've met this waitress, too. Paninis? Crepes? Yummy. I think they also serve pie. Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Noel - Nicole Tan Eva - Emily Lai Waitress - Sindy Liu Music Credits | |||
| Ep. 63 Knock Once for Opportunity | 16 Nov 2020 | 00:05:38 | |
Bub has a new idea and Noel has a better one. Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Noel - Nicole Tan Bub - Alan Jiang Eva - Emily Lai Music Credits | |||
| Ep. 96 Ghost Sighters Special: Diondis Hill Cemetery | 14 Jun 2022 | 00:08:33 | |
This is Danny! Today we're having a VERY SUPER SPECIAL EPISODE at Diondis Hill Cemetery, where we are going to check out some reports of some interesting sightings at this local graveyard! You can advertise your employment with the Underworld here: Ko-fi Shop Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Knave - Nicole Tan Lily - Wonyoung Seo Bub - Alan Jiang Music Credits | |||
| Ep. 62 Talk It Out with Grandma | 02 Nov 2020 | 00:09:46 | |
Eva. Evaaaaaaaa. Refill Grandma's account please. Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Eva - Emily Lai Grandma - Nicole Tan Music Credits | |||
| Ep. 61 Part of a Complete Breakfast | 12 Oct 2020 | 00:06:06 | |
The house was big, the ceiling had shadows, the doors were locked, and breakfast was cicadas and milk. Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Noel - Nicole Tan Eva - Emily Lai Lily - Wonyoung Seo Bub - Alan Jiang Music Credits | |||
| Ep. 60 The Three E-Y-Es | 28 Sep 2020 | 00:09:15 | |
Welcome back to a special episode of Danny and Ashton, Supernatural Buddies!! This episode, Danny got to get a front row seat at a panel by his favorite, most legit exorcist at the Sanguine Lake Retreat! Listen to the panel now! Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Eva - Emily Lai Danny - David Ng Special thanks to Nicole's sister who was pestered into being a random audience member. Music Credits | |||
| Ep. 59 Side Story 6: Back in the Cat Days | 14 Sep 2020 | 00:05:16 | |
Let's go back in time a bit. Back when things were calmer and there wasn't really anything to do, or anything urgent happening. Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Bub - Alan Jiang Knave - Nicole Tan Music Credits | |||
| Ep. 58 It's Not Stupid If It Works | 31 Aug 2020 | 00:06:13 | |
How did no one thought of this? It's going to work! And what did you say about Eva's grandfather?! Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Noel - Nicole Tan Lily - Wonyoung Seo Eva - Emily Lai Bub - Alan Jiang Music Credits | |||
| Ep. 57 Responsibility, or Lack Thereof | 10 Aug 2020 | 00:06:47 | |
Is it just me, or does it sound like Knave really, really, want to have friends? Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Bub - Alan Jiang Knave - Nicole Tan Lily - Wonyoung Seo Music Credits | |||
| Ep. 56 The Lake is Behind You | 27 Jul 2020 | 00:12:58 | |
Noel has visitors at the Office. Office? Wait-- her room. At the retreat. That's what she meant. Not the Office. Ow. There is so much blood. Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Noel and Knave - Nicole Tan Eva and Soap - Emily Lai Lily - Wonyoung Seo Bubbles - Adam Vadjak Music Credits | |||
| Ep. 55 Destined for Greatness | 13 Jul 2020 | 00:07:18 | |
We are obviously destined for something better. Our bonds and our supernatural powers brought us together. Because together we are-- Hey! Where are you going? Don't just leave in the middle of the conversation like that! Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Noel and Knave - Nicole Tan Eva - Emily Lai Lily - Wonyoung Seo Danny - David Ng Ashton - The Dreams You Still Have and Cannot Forget Music Credits | |||
| Ep. 54 Welcome to the Sanguine Lake Retreat | 15 Jun 2020 | 00:07:57 | |
Welcooooomme to the Saaaaanguiiiine Laaaaake Retreeeeeeeeeat. Enjoooooy youuur tiiime heeeeereeeeeee. Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Eva - Emily Lai Lily - Wonyoung Seo Danny - David Ng Special thanks to Bonn. Brandon Bonn. Check out https://blacklivesmatter.carrd.co/ to find out how you can support racial justice and equality, including places you can donate to and other resources. Also, https://www.thetrevorproject.org/ helps support LGBTQ youths, so take a look and find out ways to donate and get involved. Music Credits | |||
| Ep. 53 Empty House, Red Lake | 01 Jun 2020 | 00:11:12 | |
It's a retreat next to a lake in the middle of a forest somewhere upstate and it's empty. Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Noel - Nicole Tan Faust - Juno Rivers Music Credits | |||