Explore every episode of the podcast Cultivation Conversation
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| 153 - But Who Will Test The Seed Testers? | 09 Sep 2024 | 01:40:22 | |
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, we talk all about seed testing. Should this be a standard practice when breeding seeds? If so, we need some rules to follow so there's no cheating on the test. So sit back, relax, grab something to smoke on and get ready for a Cultivation Conversation. Please follow the show at @cultivation.conversation and follow your hosts at @girlgogrow, @therealgreenmonsta & @captainautoflower. Don't forget to like, comment, share & subscribe because all of that helps us A LOT! Thanks everyone and enjoy the show. DISCOUNT CODES AUTOPOTS - Use code "CC10" on autopot-usa.com MICROBELIFEHYDRO - Use code "CCMLH15" on https://microbelifehydro.com AC INFINITY - Use code "cultivation" on acinfinity.com INSECT FRASS - Use code "CC10" frassvalley.com EVERYTHING - Use code "CC10" on mass-hydro.com If you would like to support us on patreon | |||
| 152 - Breeding Great Cannabis and Average Children with @Thebiggreenguy | 22 Aug 2024 | 01:36:46 | |
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, we once again speak with @thebiggreenguy, who is amping up to release the wolf pack! We learn all about his new genetics and even some things about the man himself... like the REAL reason he loves being a breeder. Check out his gear at @greenguy_genetics! So sit back, relax, grab something to smoke on and get ready for a Cultivation Conversation. Please follow the show at @cultivation.conversation and follow your hosts at @girlgogrow, @therealgreenmonsta & @captainautoflower. Don't forget to like, comment, share & subscribe because all of that helps us A LOT! Thanks everyone and enjoy the show. DISCOUNT CODES AUTOPOTS - Use code "CC10" on autopot-usa.com MICROBELIFEHYDRO - Use code "CCMLH15" on https://microbelifehydro.com AC INFINITY - Use code "cultivation" on acinfinity.com INSECT FRASS - Use code "CC10" frassvalley.com EVERYTHING - Use code "CC10" on mass-hydro.com If you would like to support us on patreon Follow us on twitch | |||
| 143 - Bonus Beans with Paul from @multiversebeans | 18 Jun 2024 | 01:31:20 | |
The Conversation is BACK, and in this week's episode, Paul from @multiversebeans gives us a peak behind the curtains to see what it's like to operate a cannabis seedbank. So sit back, relax, grab something to smoke on and get ready for a Cultivation Conversation. Please follow the show at @cultivation.conversation and follow your hosts at @girlgogrow, @therealgreenmonsta & @captainautoflower. Don't forget to like, comment, share & subscribe because all of that helps us A LOT! Thanks everyone and enjoy the show. DISCOUNT CODES AUTOPOTS - Use code "CC10" on autopot-usa.com MICROBELIFEHYDRO - Use code "CCMLH15" on https://microbelifehydro.com AC INFINITY - Use code "cultivation" on acinfinity.com INSECT FRASS - Use code "CC10" frassvalley.com EVERYTHING - Use code "CC10" on mass-hydro.com If you would like to support us on patreon Follow us on twitch | |||
| The Crop-steering and Cookies Conspiracies | 19 May 2022 | 01:53:06 | |
The Conversation is BACK and in this episode, we use mental health to excuse our extended absence and then go deep down the crop steering rabbit hole... In which we discover a lot of impressive terminology and technical jargon but not much else. Then, our focus shifts to the classic organic vs synthetic debate, along with a discussion about COOKIES and whether or not certain strains can induce a feeling of ennui... on weed. So sit back, relax, grab something to smoke on and get ready for a Cultivation Conversation. Please follow the show at @cultivation.conversation and follow your hosts at @therealgreenmonsta & @captainautoflower. Don't forget to like, comment, share & subscribe because all of that helps us A LOT! Thanks everyone and enjoy the show. | |||
| Cinco De Higho | 06 May 2022 | 01:21:05 | |
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, we get way too stoned and forget what we were talking about while dodging truck tires that come crashing through our windows. Somewhere along the line, we hit on microbe teas, SUPERIOR GENETICS, and there's a Marathon OG autoflower smoke report from the Cap'n. So sit back, relax, grab something to smoke on and get ready for a Cultivation Conversation. Please follow the show at @cultivation.conversation and follow your hosts at @therealgreenmonsta & @captainautoflower. Don't forget to like, comment, share & subscribe because all of that helps us A LOT! Thanks everyone and enjoy the show. | |||
| How to Grow in Your Underground Bunker After the Nuclear Apocalypse | 27 Apr 2022 | 01:40:28 | |
The Conversation is BACK and in this episode, we start off talking about the Cap'n's tester seeds and we end up discussing trimming machines. In between, we hit on everything from gut microbiomes and human health to growing weed in an underground bunker after the nuclear apocalypse. It's one of those meandering conversations, but as usual there's little nuggets of info to be gleaned in even the most obscure topics. So sit back, relax, grab something to smoke on and get ready for a Cultivation Conversation. Please follow the show at @cultivation.conversation and follow your hosts at @therealgreenmonsta & @captainautoflower. Don't forget to like, comment, share & subscribe because all of that helps us A LOT! Thanks everyone and enjoy the show. | |||
| KNF Supply Drop with @AutoflowerAK | 25 Apr 2022 | 01:42:52 | |
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, we talk to @AutoflowerAK, who is a KNF practitioner and regenerative farmer up in Alaska. He gives us a breakdown on how to ditch the bottles and start making your own inputs. From nutrients to microbes, these KNF growers know how to take what they need directly from nature. It's a really cool way to grow, and is very much part of a "lifestyle" that appeals to more and more people these days. If you reeeeally love acronyms, that is. Obviously we can't cover everything in our discussion, but this is a great place to get started! So sit back, relax, grab something to smoke on and get ready for a Cultivation Conversation. Please follow the show at @cultivation.conversation and follow your hosts at @therealgreenmonsta & @captainautoflower. Don't forget to like, comment, share & subscribe because all of that helps us A LOT! Thanks everyone and enjoy the show. Check out our guest's shop at knflife.com | |||
| Growalong Gangbang with @girlgogrow and @barelee.growin | 19 Apr 2022 | 01:40:32 | |
The Conversation is BACK and in this special episode, we have the pleasure of chillin with @girlgogrow and @barelee.growin and talking about the upcoming Mango Smile Grow-along! Maximum casual vibes and lots of laughter in this one. I think you might even learn a thing or two. So sit back, relax, grab something to smoke on and get ready for a Cultivation Conversation. Please follow the show at @cultivation.conversation and follow your hosts at @therealgreenmonsta & @captainautoflower. Don't forget to like, comment, share & subscribe because all of that helps us A LOT! Thanks everyone and enjoy the show. | |||
| The Seed N@zi | 08 Apr 2022 | 01:38:33 | |
The Conversation is BACK and in this episode, we discuss good vs bad genetics and ethical breeding practices. Ain't nobody got time for some of this amateur hour bullshit that's taking place out there. But at the same time, we recognize that even the most world renown breeders started somewhere, most likely with someone else's genetics. Then, the topic shifts abruptly to the German Nation... I mean germination. So sit back, relax, grab something to smoke on and get ready for a Cultivation Conversation. Please follow the show at @cultivation.conversation and follow your hosts at @therealgreenmonsta & @captainautoflower. Don't forget to like, comment, share & subscribe because all of that helps us A LOT! Thanks everyone and enjoy the show. | |||
| AVOID THE BUNDURU and Other Grower Boobytraps | 05 Apr 2022 | 01:28:30 | |
The Conversation is BACK and in this episode, we discuss common grower traps that you want to sidestep. Noobs are particularly vulnerable to this type of stuff, but experienced growers also often find themselves duped by clever marketing and product bundling. Don't worry, folks. We are here to help. So sit back, relax, grab something to smoke on and get ready for a Cultivation Conversation. Please follow the show at @cultivation.conversation and follow your hosts at @therealgreenmonsta & @captainautoflower. Don't forget to like, comment, share & subscribe because all of that helps us A LOT! Thanks everyone and enjoy the show. | |||
| Back to Basics - A Show for O | 24 Mar 2022 | 01:21:20 | |
The Conversation is BACK and in this episode we are speaking directly to all the new growers out there, and one named "O" in particular who sent us a question via voice message. We hope this episode helps get you guys on the right track when you start up. So sit back, relax, grab something to smoke on and get ready for a Cultivation Conversation. Please follow the show at @cultivation.conversation and follow your hosts at @therealgreenmonsta & @captainautoflower. Don't forget to like, comment, share & subscribe because all of that helps us A LOT! Thanks everyone and enjoy the show. | |||
| Silence of the Lamb's Bread | 22 Mar 2022 | 01:31:50 | |
The Conversation is BACK and in this episode, we go back to our roots and talk autos vs photos a little bit. It becomes clear that Cap'n's alter ego, @admiralphotoperiod, is starting to dominate the single headspace they both occupy. One of the reasons for this is the feeling of CONTROL he has over the plants. Interestingly enough, this is the same feeling that compels serial killers and rapists to do what they do... but who am I to psychoanalyze Mr. Hannibal Photoperiod? There's lots more, from a dispensary weed review, to dehumidifiers, and everything in-between! So sit back, relax, grab something to smoke on and get ready for a Cultivation Conversation. Please follow the show at @cultivation.conversation and follow your hosts at @therealgreenmonsta & @captainautoflower. Don't forget to like, comment, share & subscribe because all of that helps us A LOT! Thanks everyone and enjoy the show. | |||
| Daily Light Integral Savings Time? | 15 Mar 2022 | 01:30:14 | |
The Conversation is BACK and in this episode, we go over some things to think about during late flower as you start looking towards chopping your plants. Then, we go over how to harvest HUMANELY and set up drying conditions that will minimize the loss of volatile terpenes and flavonoids... All while both you and your plants are forced to adjust your circadian rhythms to Daylight Savings Time. So sit back, relax, grab something to smoke on and get ready for a Cultivation Conversation. Please follow the show at @cultivation.conversation and follow your hosts at @therealgreenmonsta & @captainautoflower. Don't forget to like, comment, share & subscribe because all of that helps us A LOT! Thanks everyone and enjoy the show. | |||
| 142 - The Fear Terpene | 02 May 2024 | 01:35:08 | |
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, we disclose an ancient technique that some say produces a cannabinoid so terrifyingly potent that those who consume it are able to feel what the plant felt at the moment of harvest. We call this THE FEAR TERPENE. So sit back, relax, grab something to smoke on and get ready for a Cultivation Conversation. Please follow the show at @cultivation.conversation and follow your hosts at @girlgogrow, @therealgreenmonsta & @captainautoflower. Don't forget to like, comment, share & subscribe because all of that helps us A LOT! Thanks everyone and enjoy the show. DISCOUNT CODES AUTOPOTS - Use code "CC10" on autopot-usa.com MICROBELIFEHYDRO - Use code "CCMLH15" on https://microbelifehydro.com AC INFINITY - Use code "cultivation" on acinfinity.com INSECT FRASS - Use code "CC10" frassvalley.com EVERYTHING - Use code "CC10" on mass-hydro.com If you would like to support us on patreon Join us on discord Follow us on twitch Our website Products we use | |||
| The Pheno Hunt for Red October | 08 Mar 2022 | 01:34:26 | |
The Conversation is BACK and in this episode, we discuss some of the steps involved in starting your own pheno hunt and how doing some of your own selections can improve the quality of your finished product. It's kind of an all over the map sort of episode, but sometimes it's about the journey not the destination. So sit back, relax, grab something to smoke on and get ready for a Cultivation Conversation. Please follow the show at @cultivation.conversation and follow your hosts at @therealgreenmonsta & @captainautoflower. Don't forget to like, comment, share & subscribe because all of that helps us A LOT! Thanks everyone and enjoy the show. | |||
| Follow the Bro Science With @GirlGoGrow | 03 Mar 2022 | 01:46:20 | |
The Conversation is BACK and in this episode, we talk to one of our favorites, @girlgogrow, who will be hosting another grow along starting on 4/20! We discuss the chosen strain, Mango Smile from Mephisto, as well as some others we've been smoking on and how much better they are than dispensary weed. Then, the Cap'n talks AT her and Monsta for a while, but he's got some hot takes about a condescending, cult-like mentality that seems to be emanating from a certain corner of the cannabis space. After his rant, the gang comes back together to figure out the best way to keep a flowering photoperiod tent and a perpetual autoflower tent in the same lung room. This one's a doozy, folks - our longest show ever. So sit back, relax, grab something to smoke on and get ready for a Cultivation Conversation. Please follow the show at @cultivation.conversation and follow your hosts at @therealgreenmonsta & @captainautoflower. Don't forget to like, comment, share & subscribe because all of that helps us A LOT! Thanks everyone and enjoy the show. | |||
| How Bout YOU Grow Bud Yourself | 23 Feb 2022 | 01:31:35 | |
The Conversation is BACK and in this episode, we celebrate our 40th episode by discussing the humble origins of the show, as well as a BRAND NEW LIGHT that the Cap'n got. Of course, there's some power considerations that need to be talked through, as well as a number of other grow topics that I can't recall off the top of my head. So sit back, relax, grab something to smoke on and get ready for a Cultivation Conversation. Please follow the show at @cultivation.conversation and follow your hosts at @therealgreenmonsta & @captainautoflower. Don't forget to like, comment, share & subscribe because all of that helps us A LOT! Thanks everyone and enjoy the show. | |||
| Government Mandated Nutrient Deficiencies | 17 Feb 2022 | 01:21:13 | |
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, we get caught in the weeds while discussing how to identify and correct the most common "nutrient deficiencies". I put that term in quote because, well... just listen and find out! Sit back, relax, grab something to smoke on and get ready for a Cultivation Conversation. Please follow the show at @cultivation.conversation and follow your hosts at @therealgreenmonsta & @captainautoflower. Don't forget to like, comment, share & subscribe because all of that helps us A LOT! Thanks everyone and enjoy the show. | |||
| Defoliation Discussion | 08 Feb 2022 | 01:32:15 | |
The Conversation is BACK and in this episode, the Cap'n has a bone to pick with quite a few things and he goes on a bit of a tirade of HOT TAKES. I'm not even sure you're ready for the OPINIONS that get unleashed within the first 40 min of the show. But at the end of the day, all they are is OPINIONS, and like my grandpa said - "Opinions are like assholes. Everyone's got one and they usually stink." Then, we get into a discussion about defoliation and some best practices when removing leaves from your plant. WHICH leaves / branches do you remove? WHEN? and perhaps most importantly... WHY? There's so much more and lots of laughs in this extra long episode, so sit back, relax, grab something to smoke on and get ready for a Cultivation Conversation. Please follow the show at @cultivation.conversation and follow your hosts at @therealgreenmonsta & @captainautoflower. Don't forget to like, comment, share & subscribe because all of that helps us A LOT! Thanks everyone and enjoy the show. | |||
| Foliar Feeding Frenzy | 02 Feb 2022 | 01:09:54 | |
The Conversation is BACK and in this episode, we go over some best practices and things to consider when foliar feeding your plants. As always, there's lots more, but due to the unscripted nature of the show as well as my inability recall short term memories, you'll just have to listen to find out what it is. So sit back, relax, grab something to smoke on and get ready for a Cultivation Conversation. Please follow the show at @cultivation.conversation and follow your hosts at @therealgreenmonsta & @captainautoflower. Don't forget to like, comment, share & subscribe because all of that helps us A LOT! Thanks everyone and enjoy the show. | |||
| New Beans and Open Tryouts with Bucky from Brothers-in-Farms | 14 Jan 2022 | 01:29:54 | |
The Conversation is BACK and in this episode, we talk to Bucky from @brothers_in_farms_genetics about their recent seed drop! We tried to talk to Baz, too, but the audio gods got angry. The Brothers have four exciting new strains that are guaranteed to be community tested and approved - two auto flowers and two photoperiods - plus LOTS more like growing info, merch, and 3D printed products at bifbeans.com We also get into Bucky's personal style of growing, as well as a whole bunch of other cool shit like what a video game character creation screen and cannabis breeding might have in common. Please like, share, comment and subscribe because we will be coming at ya with more great episodes like this one. Follow the show at @cultivation.conversation and follow your hosts at @therealgreenmonsta & @captainautoflower. Most definitely follow our guest at @buckyp420 | |||
| Mind Your Manners Pluck Those Nanners! | 06 Jan 2022 | 01:01:58 | |
The Conversation is BACK and in this episode, we celebrate the Cap'n finally taking his life back by setting up his Autopots. After the victory lap, we get into a discussion about nanners. Where and when can they usually be found? How are they different than balls? What do they mean in the grand scheme of the universe? So sit back, relax, grab something to smoke on and get ready for a Cultivation Conversation. Please follow the show at @cultivation.conversation and follow your hosts at @therealgreenmonsta & @captainautoflower. Don't forget to like, comment, share & subscribe because all of that helps us A LOT! Thanks everyone and enjoy the show. | |||
| The Five Hottest Limiting Factors For Your Grow In 2022, RANKED! | 29 Dec 2021 | 01:22:54 | |
The Conversation is BACK and in this episode, it's like you're listening to two brand new hosts and a brand new show! A massive sound upgrade if I may say so myself. The discussion this week is about the limiting factors that may be impacting the quantity or the quality of your harvests. There's five main categories - genetics, lighting, environment, medium, nutrients - and we dive into them while ranking their importance. There's two parts where the conversation had to be edited. One you'll hardly notice, and during the other, the gap gets filled with some observational humor that's much better than the Cap'n's. So sit back, relax, grab something to smoke on and get ready for a Cultivation Conversation. Please follow the show at @cultivation.conversation and follow your hosts at @therealgreenmonsta & @captainautoflower. Don't forget to like, comment, share & subscribe because all of that helps us A LOT! Thanks everyone and enjoy the show. | |||
| Lubricate Your Water For Maximum Pleasure | 23 Dec 2021 | 01:21:05 | |
The Conversation is BACK and in this festive episode, the boys are extra full of holiday cheer. The focus of the discussion is on using saponins in your water, but that holiday cheer makes sure we stray way off course. At some point, I'm pretty sure the Cap'n forgets who he is and what he's doing. We have no one but Ms. Judy Gemstone to blame for that. As always, you'll likely learn a thing or two about growing while laughing your ass off! So sit back, relax, grab something to smoke on and get ready for a Cultivation Conversation. Please follow the show at @cultivation.conversation and follow your hosts at @therealgreenmonsta & @captainautoflower. Don't forget to like, comment, share & subscribe because all of that helps us A LOT! Thanks everyone and enjoy the show. | |||
| 141 - Crop Steering Into Oncoming Traffic | 18 Apr 2024 | 01:13:32 | |
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, we wonder if we've reached our final destination of home growing, or if there is still open road ahead. And how do we avoid colliding with the roving gangs of snake oil salesmen along the way? So sit back, relax, grab something to smoke on and get ready for a Cultivation Conversation. Please follow the show at @cultivation.conversation and follow your hosts at @girlgogrow, @therealgreenmonsta & @captainautoflower. Don't forget to like, comment, share & subscribe because all of that helps us A LOT! Thanks everyone and enjoy the show. DISCOUNT CODES AUTOPOTS - Use code "CC10" on autopot-usa.com MICROBELIFEHYDRO - Use code "CCMLH15" on https://microbelifehydro.com AC INFINITY - Use code "cultivation" on acinfinity.com INSECT FRASS - Use code "CC10" frassvalley.com EVERYTHING - Use code "CC10" on mass-hydro.com If you would like to support us on patreon Join us on discord Follow us on twitch Our website Products we use | |||
| Building A Perpetual Growtion Machine | 16 Dec 2021 | 01:05:47 | |
The Conversation is BACK and in this episode we discuss the various ways you could outfit your grow to eliminate downtime between harvests and make sure you are always trimming... I mean, fully stocked with fresh buds - AKA the PERPETUAL GROW. Then, the bong rips take hold, and we drift far, far away from where we started, but you know that's where the real gold can be found. So sit back, relax, grab something to smoke on and get ready for a Cultivation Conversation. Please follow the show at @cultivation.conversation and follow your hosts at @therealgreenmonsta & @captainautoflower. Don't forget to like, comment, share & subscribe because all of that helps us A LOT! Thanks everyone and enjoy the show. | |||
| X+1 Is Always The Correct Number Of Plants | 09 Dec 2021 | 01:29:23 | |
The Conversation is BACK and in this episode, we talk germination, early veg, and so much more that I can hardly remember. The Cap'n's laptop fan chimes in on more that one occasion, a solution for that is incoming. So sit back, relax, grab something to smoke on and get ready for a Cultivation Conversation. Please follow the show at @cultivation.conversation and follow your hosts at @therealgreenmonsta & @captainautoflower. Don't forget to like, comment, share & subscribe because all of that helps us tremendously! Thanks everyone and enjoy the show. Get your official show merch HERE | |||
| The Fungus Gnat Killing Fields | 02 Dec 2021 | 01:08:12 | |
The Conversation is BACK and in this episode, we go ballistic on bugs. The Cap'n will tell you about the Great Fungus Gnat Eradication of 2021, while Monsta will give you the facts about spraying in flower along with some great preventative maintenance tips. Then, we talk purple stems and learn a little bit about what the voice in Cap'n's head is saying. So sit back, relax, grab something to smoke on and get ready for a Cultivation Conversation. Please follow the show at @cultivation.conversation and follow your hosts at @therealgreenmonsta & @captainautoflower. Don't forget to like, comment, share & subscribe because all of that helps us tremendously! Thanks everyone and enjoy the show. | |||
| Annie Get Your Ganj with @barelee.growin | 24 Nov 2021 | 01:11:49 | |
The Conversation is BACK and in this episode we talk to @barelee.growin. She's a super cool gal from Oklahoma who's somewhat like a ganja growing Annie Oakley. At least in my mind she is. With her explicit consent, you're going to spend the next hour going deep inside her garden and finding out what makes it work so well. Please like, share, comment and subscribe because we will be coming at ya with more great episodes like this one. Follow the show at @cultivation.conversation and follow your hosts at @therealgreenmonsta & @captainautoflower. Most definitely follow our guest at @barelee.growin! | |||
| Growin' Green Using Blumat with Michael from @sustainablevillage | 19 Nov 2021 | 01:12:51 | |
The Convnersation is BACK and in this special interview, we have the pleasure of speaking with Michael from @sustainablevillage - who is your source for all things Blumat, and more! Blumat is an automated irrigation system that is extremely versatile and easy to use. Michael will tell us all about it in the next hour. We cannot say enough how important your soil moisture level is, and this is a reliable way to maintain IDEAL conditions. PLUS, they are having a pretty great sounding Black Friday sale, so we thought it would be a beneficial conversation for you guys to hear. You can thank us later. Please like, share, comment and subscribe because we will be coming at ya with more great episodes like this one. Follow the show at @cultivation.conversation and follow your hosts at @therealgreenmonsta & @captainautoflower. Most definitely follow our guest at @sustainablevillage & @blumatwateringsystems! | |||
| Letting the Inmates Run the Asylum - Listener Q&A | 17 Nov 2021 | 01:24:29 | |
The Conversation is BACK and in this episode, we talk about growth spurts (in both plants and people) and how the Cap'n plans on using his autopots... organically! Then, we answer some listener questions about everything from tent airflow to boofing edibles. All I know is I hit record, laughed a lot, then it was over an hour later. Usually, that means we're in for a pretty entertaining and somewhat informative show. So sit back, relax, grab something to smoke on and get ready for a Cultivation Conversation. Please follow the show at @cultivation.conversation and follow your hosts at @therealgreenmonsta & @captainautoflower. Don't forget to like, comment, share & subscribe because all of that helps us tremendously! Thanks everyone and enjoy the show. | |||
| Chasing the VPDragon on Reused Soil Mountain | 10 Nov 2021 | 01:37:23 | |
The Conversation is BACK and we got a full show for ya today! We talk about cleaning in-between runs, elevating your pots, chasing VPD, letting your autoflowers sleep, aerating / re-using your medium, and much, much more. This one felt particularly informative. We hope you agree! So sit back, relax, grab something to smoke on and get ready for a Cultivation Conversation. Please follow the show at @cultivation.conversation and follow your hosts at @therealgreenmonsta & @captainautoflower. Don't forget to like, comment, share & subscribe because all of that helps us tremendously! Thanks everyone and enjoy the show. | |||
| Canna-kegels and the CO2 Question | 04 Nov 2021 | 01:00:20 | |
The Conversation is BACK, baby! We dive right into the deep end on this one and discuss the CO2 question. Then, after a minor technical difficulty that you likely won't even notice, we go over a few end-of-cycle techniques that we use to increase yields and get better looking fades. As always, there's little golden tidbits of grow info scattered all over the show, but you'll have to wade through the lighthearted banter and witty jokes to find them. So sit back, relax, spark one up and get ready for a Cultivation Conversation. Please follow the show at @cultivation.conversation and follow your hosts at @therealgreenmonsta & @captainautoflower. Don't forget to like, comment, share & subscribe because all of that helps us tremendously! Thanks everyone and enjoy the show. | |||
| CHS - Cap'n Has Scurvy? | 27 Oct 2021 | 01:14:15 | |
The Conversation is BACK and this one is all over the map (well... aren't they all?). We go from discussing autoflower breeding and marketing strategies to ruminating on drying environments in the blink of an eye. Then, we get into a seriously shitty condition that the Cap'n has been dealing with for over a decade and it's not a vitamin C deficiency! As always, the trail is littered with useful grow tips.
So sit back, relax, spark one up and get ready for a Cultivation Conversation. Please follow the show at @cultivation.conversation and follow your hosts at @therealgreenmonsta & @captainautoflower. Don't forget to like, comment, share & subscribe because all of that helps us tremendously! Thanks everyone and enjoy the show.
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| The Stank Bringeth the Dank | 22 Oct 2021 | 01:38:20 | |
The conversation is BACK and we are all over the map on this one. We go from talking about lighting and using it to grow bigger plants, to discussing nutrients and our own feeding programs. Monsta is pretty regimented and scientific when it comes to his plants' nutrition, while the Cap'n is just flying by the seat of his pants. But, for both of us, it's all a matter of having lots of different tools in your toolbox. We even touch on what bokashi and vegemite have in common, and it might surprise you!
So sit back, relax, spark one up and get ready for a Cultivation Conversation. Please follow the show at @cultivation.conversation and follow your hosts at @therealgreenmonsta & @captainautoflower. Don't forget to like, comment, share & subscribe because all of that helps us tremendously! Thanks everyone and enjoy the show.
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| 140 - Grow Room Nightmares | 11 Apr 2024 | 01:23:08 | |
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, the gang comes up with an idea for a hilarious TV series. But first, you'll have to get through some boring talk about remediated cannabis in your local dispensaries... And the trap that many new growers fall into just by Googling where to buy seeds. So sit back, relax, grab something to smoke on and get ready for a Cultivation Conversation. Please follow the show at @cultivation.conversation and follow your hosts at @girlgogrow, @therealgreenmonsta & @captainautoflower. Don't forget to like, comment, share & subscribe because all of that helps us A LOT! Thanks everyone and enjoy the show. DISCOUNT CODES AUTOPOTS - Use code "CC10" on autopot-usa.com MICROBELIFEHYDRO - Use code "CCMLH15" on https://microbelifehydro.com AC INFINITY - Use code "cultivation" on acinfinity.com INSECT FRASS - Use code "CC10" frassvalley.com EVERYTHING - Use code "CC10" on mass-hydro.com If you would like to support us on patreon Join us on discord Follow us on twitch Our website Products we use | |||
| Pantyhose for Plants | 08 Oct 2021 | 01:12:11 | |
The conversation is BACK in an OG style episode. No interview, it's just Monsta and Cap'n shooting the shit and solving their own growing problems on tape. We talk about maintaining an ideal environment during lights out, whether or not a mid-cycle flush can be beneficial, and we go "just the tip" into a topic that will need its own episode (at least) to cover: nutrients. Oh, and we learn where all the pantyhose in Cap'n's house has gone... and it's even weirder than you might think!
So sit back, relax, spark one up and get ready for a Cultivation Conversation. Please follow the show at @cultivation.conversation and follow your hosts at @therealgreenmonsta & @captainautoflower. Don't forget to like, comment, share & subscribe because all of that helps us tremendously! Thanks everyone and enjoy the show.
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| Blue Light Special: Part Two (The Reckoning) with @jointcustodyseeds | 29 Sep 2021 | 00:48:26 | |
So much has happened since part one, that we felt obligated to update ya with a little bonus episode. Sadly, balls were found where lady parts should be on three of @admiralphotoperiod's plants. In such incidents, the main question you must answer is "was it grower error or genetics?" and this episode follows the path taken to reach a conclusion. HINT: It's probably not genetics. Check yourself before you wreck yourself!
Special thanks to @jointcustodyseeds for coming back to talk about it.
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| Blue Light Special: Part One with @Jointcustodyseeds | 27 Sep 2021 | 01:27:08 | |
The conversation is back and we are joined by a familiar voice - @jointcustodyseeds, who was our very first guest! We discuss a number of things, from the awesome sounding lineup of his upcoming seed drop to using human breast milk as a foliar spray. Of course we hit on the mighty fine job it LOOKS like @admiralphotoperiod is doing with Joint's neurotoxins...
But, unbeknownst to the guys, there is a serious problem in the champagne room. One that if handled incorrectly could not only wipe out the Admiral's entire garden but test the very foundations of their friendships. Tune in for Part Two to find out what it is and how we handle it!
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| Truth is a Whisper with @she_whispers_to_plants | 22 Sep 2021 | 01:02:17 | |
The conversation is BACK and we are thrilled to be joined by @she_whispers_to_plants. She's an amazingly experienced grower who's been at the top of this game for a long time, kids... She ain't no spare room tent grower... She's a true OG, if you will. Having seen all types of fads come and go, she sticks with what she knows: growing some of the dankest buds you've ever seen and speaking to her plants in soft, dulcet tones.
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| CHEATCODE UNLOCKED with Manny from @autopot_usa | 16 Sep 2021 | 01:16:59 | |
The conversation is back and we are joined by Manny from @autopot_usa. Autopots are an automated watering system that Monsta swears by and the Cap'n has always had his eye on. It's like buttchugging... but better! This literal cheatcode for growing could be the perfect solution for those of you who struggle with over/under watering issues, or who just simply want to reclaim their weekends... or their entire lives in some cases!
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| High Again with @Highigan | 09 Sep 2021 | 01:32:35 | |
The Conversation is back and we are joined by both halves of the budding power-couple of cannabis: @Highigan. They're here to talk with us about their autoflower adventures as well as their amazing content creation. Seriously, these two are putting out some of the most fun and informative youtube videos about growing that you can find! Check them out, fam!
This one is extra long, and extra fun. So sit back, relax, and grab something to smoke on because it's time for a cultivation conversation.
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| Good Vibrations with @girlgogrow | 03 Sep 2021 | 01:21:01 | |
The Conversation is BACK and this time we are joined by special guest @girlgogrow, who is working magic with autoflowers using solid technique along with a little extra... energy if you will. The vibrations are good and the discussion flows in this one. We think you will enjoy it quite a bit. So sit back, relax, and grab something to smoke on because it's time for a Cultivation Conversation!
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| STFU. With Special Guest Marc Wasserman | 28 Aug 2021 | 01:12:23 | |
The Conversation is back and this time we are honored to be joined by famed cannabis lawyer Marc Wasserman of @pot_brothers_at_law. He's here to talk to us about how to STFU when dealing with the police as well as his extensive advocacy work through the years. While there's certainly lots of valuable information, we don't forget to interject some personal anecdotes and funny stories! So get ready for something a little bit different today by sitting back, relaxing, sparking one up and tuning in to the Cultivation Conversation.
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| Attack of the Boston Accents with @thebiggreenguy | 23 Aug 2021 | 01:25:41 | |
This Conversation is comin' at ya with a very special guest @thebiggreenguy! He's here to regale us with tales of his amazing Instagram grows as well as discuss his line of autoflower seeds and what they have to do with the Marvel Comics universe. We navigate from topic to topic with no script, using laughter and our shared love for growing as our guides! This one is extra fun so it's time to sit back, relax, spark one up, and get ready for the Cultivation Conversation.
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| Bangin' beans from Baz and the brothers | 12 Aug 2021 | 01:11:41 | |
Baz from Brothers in Farms is back in the conversation and he's here to talk about what the brothers have been working on as well as their upcoming seed drop on 8/20! Some amazing, community tested genetics coming your way, fam. We discuss the types of testing that gets done and different styles of breeding. You know there's lots of detours, sidetracks, and laughs along the way, so sit back, relax, spark one up and get ready for the cultivation conversation!
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| 139 - Chillin and Dosing in a Root Jacuzzi With @Prestonbjornson | 02 Apr 2024 | 01:41:44 | |
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, we are joined by @prestonbjornson to talk all things hydro. This man is a true master of his craft, and has built a seriously impressive home grow setup. We explore his garden and pick his brain for little tidbits that we can use in our own grows! So sit back, relax, grab something to smoke on and get ready for a Cultivation Conversation. Please follow the show at @cultivation.conversation and follow your hosts at @girlgogrow, @therealgreenmonsta & @captainautoflower. Don't forget to like, comment, share & subscribe because all of that helps us A LOT! Thanks everyone and enjoy the show. DISCOUNT CODES AUTOPOTS - Use code "CC10" on autopot-usa.com MICROBELIFEHYDRO - Use code "CCMLH15" on https://microbelifehydro.com AC INFINITY - Use code "cultivation" on acinfinity.com INSECT FRASS - Use code "CC10" frassvalley.com EVERYTHING - Use code "CC10" on mass-hydro.com If you would like to support us on patreon Join us on discord Follow us on twitch Our website Products we use | |||
| DWC Autoflowers for Dummies with @Autoflowerdummy | 31 Jul 2021 | 01:11:27 | |
The conversation is back with a very special guest, @autoflowerdummy. He's here to evangelize DWC (deep water culture) for autoflowers as well as shoot the shit with the guys for a while. We talk about all sorts of things, including some questions from the Admiral. Yes, there is an echo on some of the audio for which we apologize deeply. Now, it's time to sit back, relax, spark one up and get ready for the cultivation conversation.
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| Summer Lovin' | 14 Jul 2021 | 00:52:58 | |
WE'RE BACK FOLKS!!! Sorry for the unexpected hiatus - sometimes real life gets really real, but we do appreciate all the new listeners in the meantime. Thanks for being patient, but now it's time to get back to the conversation.
It's just Monsta and the Cap'n this time and we kick it off discussing the intimacy of hand watering. Then, we get into two phase drying techniques and trim parties. It being summertime and all, we talk about Monsta's summertime greenhouse grow and the Cap'n's hot ass grow tent up in his attic. There's a lot of pop culture references and lots of laughs! Oh, and meat hooks...
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| The Autoflowers Gentleman's Club with Mr Auto Grow | 09 Jun 2021 | 01:40:01 | |
It's your lucky day because the conversation is extra long, extra funny, and extra informative as we talk to special guest @mrautogrow. We discuss learning and starting up as a beginner. Then we get into the smell of organics and why a slow press is the best press. We deep dive into watering techniques and the infamous "butt-chugging" method. Oh, and dogs. Lots of dogs. As always, the episode is jam packed with grow info and real talk from real growers, with lots of laughs!
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