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Before you go on your next hike through the forest, you'd better listen to this one!

Folks. This one is the real deal. The BIG one. Despite our general foolishness, we were graced with a visit from legendary Cryptozoologist Sharon A Hill! We are truly so honored and guarantee you'll want more so head over to her blog https://sharonahill.com/

Afterward, we get into Canadian geriatric Old Ned. Get on in here!

You're out of your mind if you don't listen to this one. And if you want to find out how bad of a joke that was, you'd better listen. K love you byeeee!

The dumbos get another visit from the Earth TV fairies (aka, the podcast streams got crossed), and John discusses an absolute deviant of a cryptid in this star-studded episode.

This episode is for dreamers and drunks. The Cryptidiots examine John's childhood diary entries and a newly logged Bigfoot sighting before discussing the Shōjō, a very chill, very potbellied, and very alcoholic cryptid who is a resident of Japan, China, and Margaritaville.

New mics! Sound quality through the roof! Ever wonder where the phrase "little green men" came from? Well wonder no more if you listen to this delightful episode about.

WHAT AN EPISODE! We've got a very very special guest, our first ever, Chase from the massively popular TikTok & Instagram channel @ChasingLA. We get down and dirty on Griffith Park lore, focused on quite a few things that could be considered...the Griffith Park Beast!

A call to action, make Bigfoot CA's official state Cryptid https://bit.ly/cabigfoot and the bad at counting Rougarou! Please like, subscribe, & share!

In this, our most festive episode to date with ALMOST no swears, John teaches us how Jim Carrey withstood torture, he also tries to write a Cryptid Carol...tries...and Dan teaches about an Icelandic tradition: the Christmas Boys. You're gonna love it!

In this, the most incomprehensible episode of Cryptidiots yet, Dan takes us through his top 5 Cryptid sightings of 2025 while John teaches us about the Goat Man...sort of...

John brings some "fan" mail to the table while Dan introduces what might be our new favorite Cryptid, but can it defeat the Swamp Stalker? Probably...

Song referenced: The Yara-Ma-Yha-Who by Sterling Witt

Poem by Blanca Martinez de Rituerto

We did it folks. We finally made a bracket. Someone call Deep Blue because in this episode, Dan pits John, like the greats before him, against a robot in a battle of Cryptid wits. And we dig into the Beast of Boggy Creek, the Swamp Stalker...the Fouke Monster!

We have a NEW FORMAT folks! We just couldn't fit two cryptids into 1 hour and let's face it, who has time for a podcast that's longer than hour. Still the same great revelrous goofs about the unknown, now easier for your brain.

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The Giant Sky Clam made chowdah of the Vegetable Man (mmm vegetable chowder, has anyone tried that? TM TM TM), but can it reign supreme against the Alp-luachra or the Frogman? I doubt it.

Our first video episode! Watch it on YouTube! The Cryptidiots read some alarming fan mail and discuss hostile aliens that may have been provoked by Carl Sagan, before introducing this week's cryptids: Penelope, a woman transformed by toxic waste into a seven-foot Bob Dylan loving monster of the Sierras, against, the Giant Sky Clam a glowing, tentacled shellfish that bleeds brillo pads and also breathes heavily. Who will emerge victorious?

The Vegetable Man is running away with things, but can the Oklahoma Octopus or the Fresno Nightcrawler take him down? Not likely...but that is some Octopus.

This episode...this episode...just prepare to be haunted by Ssam the Sandown Clown for several days after listening. Haunting aside, can Sam or the Mongolian Death Worm finally take down this unbelievable Vegetable Man run?

The Vegetable Man reigns supreme...but will his joyful tyranny come to an end at the hand of the adorable Abagoochie or sad sad Squonk? Find out now!

Can the Dogman continue his reign against the Black Eyed Children or Vegetable Man?! There's only one way to find out...listen...that's the way.

With the Dover Demon dispatched, it's the winner of the Tommyknocker vs the Globster (yuck). Who will bring home that Bigfoot bacon?

The Dover Demon takes on the Dogman in this inaugural episode.