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Welcome to another service of Creepy Cove Community Church. 

Tonight we meet a talented young man called Dan, who is restoring some old tapes of the fire at the Visser building. What will he discover? 

We also have a sermon on the topic of Empathy, as well as a lovely musical item from our friends, the Occultaria of Albion. 

We hope you enjoy our service. You are most welcome!

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In this rather unusual episode of Creepy Cove, Peter turns up at the church ready for another lovely horror themed church service, but is struck by the eerie atmosphere...OF AN EMPTY CHURCH. 

Where is the congregation? 

Thankfully, Peter is able to have a conversation with Church Administrator Rupert Donk, to learn that a terrible blight has reached even Creepy Cove...

Yet the show must go on, in some way...and so after ten minutes of chat, Rupert dusts off an old cassette and plays it...what is on the tape, you ask? I shall tell you.

For it is the Flicks That Church Forgot Horror Song Music Special from 2014. Previously thought lost (e.g. behind a Patreon Paywall) that special show, broadcast from The Overlook Hotel, is played in it's entirety for your pleasure. That music special features songs from horror films, METICULOUSLY recreated by Peter Laws with his keyboard, guitar and a Macbook. 

Music includes songs from 
THE WICKER MAN
CARRIE
HOWLING II: YOUR SISTER IS A WEREWOLF
TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE II
SILVER BULLET
THE LEGEND OF BOGGY CREEK
KINGDOM OF THE SPIDERS 
&
DEADTIME STORIES (aka Freaky Fairy Tales)

So please sit back and enjoy this tale of two halfs, almost...a dip into Creepy Cove, and then a special night of entertainment from the vault...all in a bid to wish you, our loyal listener...a VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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'How Do I Know What Is True?'
Sermon Only Version
Season Three - Episode Five

Welcome to the worlds only (as far as we know) horror themed church service. You are most welcome, no matter what your belief.

This is the Sermon Only Edition. If you want the FULL SERVICE, featuring an interview with psychic pipsqueak from Stranger Things, Eleven, then check out www.creepycove.com to find the full version.

For the sermon we are joined by a special guest speaker. Jonny Mellor is one of the leaders at a church in Birmingham. He’s a hip hop artist and works helps run Sputnik Faith and Arts, which is a network of Christian artists. He will talk to us on the nature of reality, and asking how might we know what is real and true. 

The multi-talented Mellor then tilts his speaking mike on a slightly funkier angle, so he can spit out some bad-assed rhymes, for is also a 'rap artiste', who brings us this week's Horror Hymn...'Truth Machine'

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'How Do I Know What Is True?'
Full Service feat Eleven from Stranger Things
Season Three - Episode Five

Welcome to the worlds only (as far as we know) horror themed church service. You are most welcome, no matter what your belief.

Tonights service opens with a little humour from our Church Administrator Rupert Donk. But will his japes tickle the funny bone, or prompt folks to walk out in disgust? After he finds out, he shares some news about local KAB Radio DJ Stevie Wayne who needs a little help at her lighthouse radio station up at Spivy Point. Stevie even sticks around to deliver our Bible reading tonight, too, in her smooth jazz, radio voice.

Our special guest is local psychic pipsqueak, Eleven, who will be telling us all about a new workshop she'll be leading at the church on E.S.P. It's called 'Mind How You Go!' Do GO to it.

After Stevie Wayne shares the Bible story, we are then joined by a special guest speaker. Jonny Mellor is one of the leaders at a church in Birmingham. He’s a hip hop artist and works helps run Sputnik Faith and Arts, which is a network of Christian artists.

The multi-talented Mellor then tilts his speaking mike on a slightly funkier angle, so he can spit out some bad-assed ryhmes, for is also a 'rap artiste', who brings us this week's Horror Hymn...'Truth Machine'

After that, Peter has a brief altercation with Stevie (bitter about her ex) Wayne and then it's the end of the service. Thanks for coming! 

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Why 'Forgiving Your Enemies' Makes Weird Sense' - Part 2
SERMON ONLY EDITION
Season Three - Episode Four

Welcome one and all, to Creepy Cove Community Church! You are most welcome to join us as we continue out look at a most intriguing idea...that the concept of loving one's enemies makes a weird sort of sense.

Please note that this is the 'Sermon Only' version of the service. If you'd like the 'Full Service' (complete with a pretend interview with the kindly ghost of famous painter, Bob Ross, check out the FULL SERVICE)

Here, Peter Laws talks to us about why loving enemies might not be as insane as it sounds.

After a time of meditation and prayer, it's over to our musical guests. Matt Isaac (featuring Ben Grundy on vocals) with their rousing and spooky rendition of 'What Is The Life Of  a Man'. For more on Matt, do check out his website: www.mattisaacmusic.com!

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Why 'Forgiving Your Enemies' Makes Weird Sense' - Part 2
Full Service feat Spectral Bob Ross
Season Three - Episode Four

Welcome one and all, to Creepy Cove Community Church! You are most welcome to join us as we continue out look at a most intriguing idea...that the concept of loving one's enemies makes a weird sort of sense.

Our church administrator Rupert Donk opens the service with some shocking news about two members of our 'Knit & Natter' group. They have fallen victim to Freddy Krueger who (as you will no doubt know by now) did NOT turn over a new leaf, despite promising to do so in the last service. So be careful out there, Covers!

We are then joined by a very special guest...the ghost of legendary oil painter Bob Ross. Yes, Spectral Bob will be chatting to us about painting and his love of nature...but does his love of the natural world go too far? Join us to see what you think.

Then it's over to Cora Hale, a werewolf and friend of Bob Ross, who shares a Bible reading with us...eventually. Then it's over to Peter Laws who talks to us about why loving enemies might not be as insane as it sounds.

After a time of meditation and prayer, it's over to our musical guests. Matt Isaac (featuring Ben Grundy on vocals) with their rousing and spooky rendition of 'What Is The Life Of  a Man'. For more on Matt, do check out his website: www.mattisaacmusic.com!

At the close of the service, Rupert reveals the new artwork that Spectral Bob has been painting throughout the service...but why does Rupert seem so ashamed of the image?

Thanks for listening to Creepy Cove! If you found it interesting, entertaining or helpful, would you please consider becoming a Patron. The support of Patrons is the only way we can make this! Thank you.

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NOTE: Audio clips of Bob Ross are used under Fair Use for the purposes of parody. 

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Why 'Forgiving Your Enemies' Makes Weird Sense' - Part 1
SERMON ONLY EDITION 
Season Three - Episode Three

Please note that this is the SERMON ONLY edition. If you'd like to have the full experience...including an interview with Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees, then check out the FULL VERSION.

Peter Laws talks about the topic: 'Why Forgiving Your Enemies Makes Sense'. To be honest, it doesn't make a lot of sense, so we will be intrigued to see where he goes with this particular homilie. 

After a moment of eerie prayer and meditation (based on the work of a writer called Corrie Ten Boom*), we hand over to a talented singer songwriter called Nathaniel Orr with his moving song: 'Have It Your Way'. “Nate is a singer-songwriter based in South Wales and is currently learning how best to serve career artists in their work. He trusts that God will teach and guide him to better understand the wounds in the art world and play a small part in helping to bring God’s healing.”

Tonight's topic can be a challenging one for many of us, and for those of us who have been hurt deeply, the idea of loving our enemies can understandably feel foolish or even cruel. We hope that the service does not pressure you in any sort of naive way, but rather we hope it might give some pointers for how your life might be improved. And if it's not for you, ignore it at your leisure!

Thank you for attending our windswept church on the peak!

*Note: Corrie Ten Boom did not write the hit 90s song Boom, Boom, Shake, Shake the Room. The actual scribes of that pop hit were none other than DJ Jazzy Jeff and The Fresh Prince. 

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Why 'Forgiving Your Enemies' Makes Weird Sense' - Part 1
Full Service feat Freddy Krueger & Jason Voorhees
Season Three - Episode Three

Welcome to Creepy Cove Community Church! If this is your first time, we forgive you for your heinous neglect...that's because forgiving your enemies actually makes some sense (even though it can also feel like naive insanity!) In this service we explore this topic with zest!

Our Church Administrator Ruper Donk opens proceedings with a surprising (and shocking) new seating plan. Then, he shares some exciting news about Mrs. Kitner's filthy sink hole that she has filled with water to enable locals to swim. Mrs Kitner lost her son Alex in an INCREDIBLY BLOODY demon shark attack last year. So she's providing alternative swimming opps for those too frightened of a beach dip. 

Then it's over to an incredibly historic moment. For tonight, notorious, local mortality botherers, Jason Voorhees and Freddy Krueger have agreed to lay down their machete and knife glove - for they are coming together in a special 'Forgiveness & Reconciliation' Ceremony. It's a new day, and we are hopeful that it will all go as planned and the two rivals will be bowling together with laughter, soon. 

Then, after a Bible reading from little, haunted Annabelle it's over to our minister Peter Laws who will talk to us about the topic: 'Why Forgiving Your Enemies Makes Sense'. To be honest, it doesn't make a lot of sense, so we will be intrigued to see where he goes with this particular homilie. 

After a moment of eerie prayer and meditation (based on the work of a writer called Corrie Ten Boom*), we hand over to a talented singer songwriter called Nathaniel Orr with his moving song: 'Have It Your Way'. “Nate is a singer-songwriter based in South Wales and is currently learning how best to serve career artists in their work. He trusts that God will teach and guide him to better understand the wounds in the art world and play a small part in helping to bring God’s healing.”

Tonight's topic can be a challenging one for many of us, and for those of us who have been hurt deeply, the idea of loving our enemies can understandably feel foolish or even cruel. We hope that the service does not pressure you in any sort of naive way, but rather we hope it might give some pointers for how your life might be improved. And if it's not for you, ignore it at your leisure!

Thank you for attending our windswept church on the peak!

*Note: Corrie Ten Boom did not write the hit 90s song Boom, Boom, Shake, Shake the Room. The actual scribes of that pop hit were none other than DJ Jazzy Jeff and The Fresh Prince. 

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'How To Stay Positive in a Negative World' - Part 2
SERMON ONLY VERSION
Season Three - Episode One

Please note that this is the SERMON ONLY edition. If you'd like to have the full experience...including an interview with Norman Bates, from Psycho, then check out the FULL VERSION.

Peter Laws shares a talk on the how to stay positive, then he guides us through a Bates Motel themed prayer and meditation.

When that is complete, it's over to our fabulous MUSICAL GUEST. Joel The Custodian works in 'the rap medium' and brings us a most pleasing song about graveyards and climbing into coffins. If you'd like more of Joel's songs then simply point that clicker here...for this is his Spotify Playlist.

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How To Stay Positive in a Negative World' - Part 2
Full Service feat Norman and Norma Bates from 'Psycho'
Season Three - Episode Two

Welcome one and all to another lovely service from the windswept church on the peak.

Our church administrator, Rupert Donk, opens the service by sharing about an exciting musical guest who will join us tonight. Read on for more on that! Then after some important notices (including an announcement about our Single Pringle Ready To Mingle Singles Pizza Night - Down at Old Jenkins' Cemetery) we move on to our special guest.

'Who is it', you cry? 'Well, we shall tell you.

For our guest tonight is none other than Norman Bates, the manager of The Bates Motel (a local establishment). And what's more, he brings along his lovely mother in her wheelchair, who celebrates a very special birthday during the service.

After that we have a Bible reading from a super horror artist, Daniel Tuck, whose printed artworks (based on horror characters) are available here.

Next, Peter Laws shares a talk on the how to stay positive, then he guides us through a Bates Motel themed prayer and meditation. Nice time.

When that is complete, it's over to our fabulous MUSICAL GUEST. Joel The Custodian works in 'the rap medium' and brings us a most pleasing song about graveyards and climbing into coffins. If you'd like more of Joel's songs then simply point that clicker here...for this is his Spotify Playlist. 

Finally, Peter bids us all adieu, but then something tricky comes up with Norman Bates. Ouch. 

Thanks for coming to Creepy Cove...we love having you. You can stay regularly connected with our Private, members only show...The Peter Laws Podcast. Which comes out every week for members of our Patreon. 

To access that and loads of other stuff, both physical and digital...visit www.patreon.com/creepycove. Your support of Patreon allows us to keep the main show free, as well as give Peter Laws the time to actually make it!

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