Crave the Rave – Details, episodes & analysis

For our second Xmas special, we discuss the world's biggest con.... Santa Claus. The second biggest con was the aliens in goo that "made babies". Did they FUDGE. PLUS... - Jessie sings Christmas songs to test Lara's knowledge of pop culture and... well, you'll see lol - We talk Furbies, Tamagotchis and other CLASSIC toys from our yout' - Cringe work Christmas party hook ups and after-dread - Lara takes listener questions about the 'toeing' from last episode Enjoy and have the best NYE everyone We love ya'll J& L x

There's really no way to summarise this episode....

It's also 1am and I (Lara) need to publish before I regret doing so as I expose myself on another level.

But enjoy lol,

J&L

In this week's weirdness...

• We launch a national campaign to find the shagging couple in Fabric Room 3 every Friday between 2006-2011
• Were you at Sanctuary Festival 2007 (the mudfest)? Do you remember Homelands or Hi-Fi fezzies in the Matterly Bowl? GET IN TOUCH!! We want to hear from you!!
• Jess talks about the anti-climax of her first £1 balloon - 'the inflation on balloons is really high'
• Lara tells a story about tripping balls and coming back to life next to Andy C on the main stage
• When there's always one that goes a bit cuckoo at the afters
• Jessie tells us about her first ever psychedelic experience, involving a crazy clown and reversable-dick lizard
• Would you wanna jump in a jacuzzi of beer? (For $300)

And more...

Enjoy!! J&L

This ended up being a bit of a mopping up the scraps from previous episodes... recommend you listen to episode 12 first as there are some continued themes. 

Super random as usual but a hoot all the same. We gassed it up about...

• Getting nicked for stealing smelly pens 
• Lara has it out with Jessie about THAT Derren Brown situation (see ep 12 for ref!!)
• Giving yourself a nickname...
• Jessie shares hers and Lara rinses her for it
• Lara's best prank on Jessie and how it SPAN her out
• We share the MIND-BLOWING truth behind the superstition of standing on 3 drains
• Spitting in public - Jessie wants to make it illegal
• Confessions of Lara as a dutty teengager
• Calling your parents Mummy and Daddy as an adult
• When the Universe rewards you with free shit when you make a good decision
• Which was the ONLY city in the UK to vote a different electronic music genre as their favourite to all the other cities

We LUV YA!

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J&L

A light-hearted look into our relationship with spirituality. Jessie is our resident guru - you are not going to want to miss her VERY juicy wisdom tip this week. - How to surrender and manifest anything you want (especially when you don't actually want it 🤣) - Superstitions that are both a blessing and a curse - Finding things & winning things - Jessie's psychic powers - Lara's experience being hypnotised by Derren Brown And more... Enjoy, J&L x

The era of squat parties and free raves in the UK was unforgettable. Back in the late 2000s, Jessie hit up the best rave of her life, in an old WWII bunker... and never actually raved. Listen to find out why 🤣 We also dive into... - What it's like to party in Tulum, and how to avoid spending $27 USD on a fricking mojito - Would you go to Burning Man? We discuss - One of our parents is listening to the podcast and they're not impressed... (oops, SOZ) - Doing festivals with your mum and dad? Yay or nay? - When they started offering Covid jabs at festivals - erm... Black Mirror, anyone? - Smuggling meat + other major crimes And more... Enjoy! J&L x

If you didn't have 69 in your email address, who even were you?!

We reminisce over our dirty digital antics as young horny teenagers experiencing the world wide web for the first time.

We geek out on...

- When you're so busy, your toilet paper is kitchen roll

- When the phone lines used to get crossed

- Fighting the fam for the land line

- Our sexy cringey, highly-inappropriate early email addresses

- MSN Messenger catfishing, quality frapes and emoji pranking

- Lara's Shy FX-customised MySpace

- The luxury of guestlist

- Stoned, confused and getting fired

- Jessie's antique iPod dock

- We discuss the first tunes we ever bought...

ENJOY. It's a fun one.

J&L

We're back with a loved up (and icked out) episode - part two of our V Day special, where we reminisce over our ickiest moments and biggest faux pas.

ENJOY

V Day is coming, so we thought we'd do a lurve special.

Highlights include...

- Jessie reviews the Fabio & Grooverider live orchestra night in London

- What happens when you ask your husband to film you at the rave

- The Man List: we discuss the *key attributes* we used to look for in a man... like being able to open a bottle with a lighter

- Jessie shares a (questionable) idea to help Lara to meet her match

And this is just part one! Part two drops in 2 weeks. Enjoy!

J&L

What you sayin' bruv? We are sayin' this is a banging episode. We get into...

• The South London slang we can no longer get away with
• What happens when your 'ghetto' side slips out at work
• Code words for naughty bits
• Jessie gives us her best cockney AND best Cilla Black
• What happens when the chat runs out at the afters...
• ....and what games to play when it does

Enjoy & let us know what you're fave slang word is, innit.

J&L x