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| Title | Pub. Date | Duration | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Episode 1 - All that (Tia and Tamera Mowry) | 25 Mar 2024 | 00:45:26 | |
Melissa and Gary escape the darkness of, "Quiet on the set," and still find time for a Good Burger. | |||
| Episode 13 - Curious George (Mother's Day Surprise) | 13 May 2023 | 00:29:15 | |
This week we look into the age old question that's been haunting society for decades. Can the man in the yellow hat get it? Listen and find out! | |||
| Episode 12 - Steve and Maggie "Spooky Songs and Stories" | 14 Apr 2023 | 00:36:40 | |
Special guests, Vincent and Gia, get scared silly by Steve and Maggie. ALERT: There will be yelling. | |||
| Episode 11 - Little People "The Junk's Not Trash" | 26 Mar 2023 | 00:28:49 | |
Today we hitch a ride to Discovery City. Did we Uber? Did we drive? Or did we just get in a stranger's trash truck? You'll just have to listen and find out. | |||
| Episode 10 - Team Umizoomi "Cuckoo Bears" | 19 Feb 2023 | 00:29:32 | |
Gary and Melissa go to Chuck-E-Cheese, but first Umi City, to watch the greatest band there ever was, There will be math. There will be science. Physics has gone right out the window. | |||
| Episode 9 - Yo Gabba Gabba! "Shopping" | 21 Jan 2023 | 00:38:44 | |
Gary and Melissa come alive with our five new best friends. Vincent gives a special guest appearance in our intro. And even Biz Markie shows up! Come along on our psychedelic trip. | |||
| Episode 8 - Baymax! "Kiko" | 30 Dec 2022 | 00:20:04 | |
Melissa and Gary are back! We get satisfied with our service as we travel into the world of Baymax! Back pain, lollipops, and swimming galore. | |||
| Episode 7 - Octonauts "The Sea Pigs" | 27 Aug 2022 | 00:44:21 | |
Melissa and Gary dive into the trenches with our good friend, Jenny! What the hell is a sea pig? Professor Jenny teaches us about the pink nightmares, and the Octonauts save the day! | |||
| Episode 6 - Mickey Mouse Clubhouse "Goofy Babysitter" | 28 Jul 2022 | 00:41:20 | |
Melissa and Gary get Goofy AF with Mickey and the gang. This episode makes us want a hot dog real bad. | |||
| Episode 5 - PinkFong "Baby Shark / Yes, Yes, Potty Party! | 30 May 2022 | 00:39:24 | |
Melissa and Gary go under the sea and into the potty with PinkFong himself. | |||
| Episode 4 - Thomas & Friends "Thomas Gets Tricked / Edward Helps Out" | 10 Apr 2022 | 00:58:50 | |
Gary and Melissa are all aboard with their special guest, Sean! Will the three of them get shunted or make it all the way to the station? Is Thomas actually a prick? Who knew? | |||
| Episode 3 - Bubble Guppies "The Grumpfish Special" | 14 Mar 2022 | 00:40:09 | |
Melissa and Gary take a deep undersea dive into the world of Bubble Guppies. Mr. Grumpfish is miserable because of all the clay pizza. Can the guppies turn that clown frown upside down? | |||
| Episode 2 - Captain Kangaroo "Dolly Parton Visits the Captain's Place" | 21 Feb 2022 | 00:50:09 | |
Gary and Melissa join the man himself, Captain Kangaroo, for a trippy time in his basement. Will he ever let us leave? | |||
| Episode 1 - Ryan's World "Pac-Man in Real Life Meets Ryan!!!!" | 12 Feb 2022 | 00:51:21 | |
Melissa and Gary go down a portal into Ryan's World. Don't forget your gummies! | |||
| Episode 25 - Pokémon "Pokémon, I Choose You!" | 21 Nov 2021 | 00:47:05 | |
Melissa and Gary head to Pallet Town to begin their journey with Ash Ketchum. | |||
| Episode 24 - Peppa Pig "Whistling" | 10 Oct 2021 | 00:33:49 | |
Melissa and Gary snort their way to the top with the queen bitch, Peppa Pig. | |||
| Episode 23 - SpongeBob SquarePants "Bank Geeks" | 14 Sep 2021 | 01:17:39 | |
Gary and Melissa join their celebrity guest, Caitlin, on a deep dive into Bikini Bottom. | |||
| Episode 22 - The Magic School Bus "The Magic School Bus for Lunch" | 31 Aug 2021 | 00:48:03 | |
Melissa and Gary slide on down into stomach acid with Ms. Frizzle as we join the kids on the Magic School Bus. | |||
| Episode 21 - Daniel Tiger "Daniel's Birthday" | 23 Aug 2021 | 00:51:23 | |
Gary and Melissa take stroll down to the land of Make Believe and celebrate Daniel's birthday. On to way we pick up a cake, because we're big and strong. | |||
| Episode 20 - Sesame Street "Neighborhood Safari" | 16 Aug 2021 | 00:55:50 | |
Gary and Melissa take a stroll down the street to hang out with Grover and Elmo. Do we sing too much? Most likely. | |||
| Episode 19 - Muppet Babies "Snow White and the Seven Muppets" | 10 Aug 2021 | 00:46:56 | |
Melissa and Gary put their diapers on and head to Nanny's playroom with the Muppet Babies. | |||
| Episode 18 - Arthur "Arthur's Knee" | 02 Aug 2021 | 00:44:22 | |
Melissa and Gary review the PBS superstar aardvark, Arthur, and his savage ways. | |||
| Episode 17 - Dora the Explorer "Journey to the Purple Planet" | 27 Jul 2021 | 00:39:40 | |
Melissa and Gary blast off with Dora to infinity and beyond. | |||
| Episode 16 - Doc McStuffins "First Day of Med School" | 16 Jul 2021 | 00:55:00 | |
Melissa and Gary venture to McStuffinsville with special guest, Dr. Caity Logan, and talk McDonalds, heartbeats, and love. | |||
| Episode 15 - Rugrats "Kid TV" | 09 Jul 2021 | 00:45:24 | |
Melissa and Gary relive their childhood through Rugrats. Melissa learns she's a Chuckie, and Gary wins his first argument. | |||
| Episode 14 - Bluey Special! | 01 Jul 2021 | 01:04:18 | |
This week we break from the norm and go through our top 15 episodes of the best show on television. We asked you, our incredible fans, what episodes and quotes you liked best. | |||
| Episode 13 - Pingu "Pingu's Lavatory Story" | 25 Jun 2021 | 00:48:24 | |
Gary and Melissa are joined by special guest, Gary Beck, to discuss Pingu and the bathroom habits of a penguin. | |||
| Episode 12 - Paw Patrol "Pups Save a Runaway Rooster" | 18 Jun 2021 | 00:33:08 | |
Melissa and Gary go to Adventure Bay to get patroled by the pups. | |||
| Episode 11 - Lamb Chop's Play-Along "Lamb Chop Works Out" | 12 Jun 2021 | 00:47:21 | |
Melissa and Gary watch a childhood favorite, Lamb Chop's Play-Along, and discover that Lamb Chop was sassy as hell. | |||
| Episode 10 - The Wiggles "Is That Simon?" | 05 Jun 2021 | 00:51:27 | |
Melissa and Gary ready, steady, wiggle with special guest, Carly, in their big red car. | |||
| Episode 9 - Teletubbies "Rickshaw" | 28 May 2021 | 00:38:58 | |
Gary and Melissa head off to Teletubby land! | |||
| Episode 8 - Cocomelon "Floor is Lava & Nap Time Song | 21 May 2021 | 00:32:21 | |
Melissa and Gary review 2 music videos from Cocomelon. | |||
| Episode 7 - Mighty Ducks: Game Changers' "Game on" | 17 May 2021 | 00:48:45 | |
Melissa and Gary discuss a new show for the tweens and fans of the original Mighty Ducks | |||
| Episode 6 - Caillou "Big Brother Caillou" | 07 May 2021 | 01:01:11 | |
Melissa and Gary, along with Papa Spice (AKA Greg), discuss universally hated Caillou. He's bald. He's awful. He's Caillou. | |||
| Episode 5 - Blue's Clues "Mailbox's Birthday" | 01 May 2021 | 00:43:59 | |
Melissa and Gary take a trip down memory lane with Blue's Clues only to find out that Steve has no memory. | |||
| Episode 4 - Blippi "Detective Blippi" | 23 Apr 2021 | 00:37:38 | |
Melissa and Gary watch Blippi for the first and last time. | |||
| Episode 3 - Pete The Cat "Sally Comes Clean" | 16 Apr 2021 | 00:57:13 | |
Sally "Susan" Squirrel of Pete The Cat might have a problem. Listen as Gary and Melissa diagnose her with special guest Ryan Barry. | |||
| Episode 2 - Bluey "Sleepytime" | 10 Apr 2021 | 00:32:56 | |
Melissa and Gary break down the much beloved Bluey, an episode all about becoming a big girl. | |||
| Episode 1 - Daniel Tiger "The Baby is Here" | 07 Apr 2021 | 00:37:01 | |
Melissa and Gary talk Daniel Tiger and the arrival of his new baby sister. | |||