Welcome to the long-awaited and much-requested podcast series Constellation, where the Last Stand Media crew convene in different permutations to talk about anything and everything outside of the scope of our usual, games-centric programming. The only rule? Each host must bring his or her own topic to discuss with the group. That's it! Episodes go live every-other-Monday, and you can get each drop early and ad-free by supporting us on Patreon: patreon.com/laststandmedia
For advertising opportunities please email PodcastPartnerships@Studio71us.com
We wanna make the podcast even better, help us learn how we can: https://bit.ly/2EcYbu4
Privacy Policy: https://www.studio71.com/terms-and-conditions-use/#Privacy%20Policy
Site
RSS
Apple
Data updated on 04/07/2026
Recent rankings
Latest chart positions across Apple Podcasts and Spotify rankings.
Shared links between episodes and podcasts
Links found in episode descriptions and other podcasts that share them.
Discover shows related to Constellation: Last Stand Media's Conversational Podcast, based on actual content similarities. Explore podcasts with similar topics, themes, and formats, backed by real data.
Hello! Dustin here. Dagan did not send me the show notes on this episode so here I am again writing the description. This episode featuring Dagan, Rick, and Micah is sure to be a banger you don't want to miss. There's even a mini topic thrown in there! Please enjoy.
0:00:00 - Intro0:21:06 - Reversing Decisions,1:31:16 - Mini topic1:59:01 - Yard Sales3:01:06 - Dream Mentor
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
#123 | Moms, Worst Job Experiences
Episode 123
Tuesday, May 20, 2025 • Duration 03:33:59
Colin decided to stop paying me by the word.Chris, Dust, Col and Dagster talk about topics
0:00:00 - Intro0:27:02 - Moms1:42:22 - Worst Job Experiences
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
#122 | Manners and Etiquette, 1 Gorilla -vs- 100 Men, Public Restrooms
Episode 122
Tuesday, May 13, 2025 • Duration 03:34:13
Podcasting is a little like cooking. No matter how many times you prepare your favorite dish, it always turns out just a little bit different. Sometimes, everything comes together perfectly and the meal absolutely sings. There's no real explanation for it, just a combination of recipe, ingredients, experience and technique all somehow harmonizing seamlessly. Beyond effort, intention or skill. Magic, really. Today's show hits like that for me. Probably my favorite episode of the year so far. Brad and the three LSM Moriartys gather around the family table and proceed to chop it up (cooking pun intended) with fun topics and heaping helpings of silliness. I think there's plenty to savor on today's menu. Absolutely delicious, if I do say so. Enjoy!
0:00:00 - Intro0:39:31 - Manners and Etiquette1:30:12 - 1 Gorilla -vs- 100 Men2:14:34 - Public Restrooms
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
#121 | Horror Games and Movies, Cartoons, Favorite Rivalries
Episode 121
Tuesday, May 6, 2025 • Duration 02:47:38
I have a beautiful wife and two awesome kids who I love very much. That being said, they have shown absolutely no interest in listening to this podcast, week in and week out, and that makes me mad. Obviously, there’s only one way to handle this. I will now proceed to write really mean things about all three of them right here in this episode description!. . . I mean, I would, but they would never see it anyway, so what’s the point?My only real hope for revenge is for them to start their own podcast someday, so I can completely ignore it.Until then, Gene, Cog and the Dagster will continue to go unappreciated in the Moriarty household. Hey, their loss.0:00:00 - Intro0:05:56 - Horror Games and Movies0:51:29 - Cartoons1:47:15 - Favorite Rivalries
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
#120 | Our Little Hills to Die On, Fanboying Out
Episode 120
Tuesday, April 29, 2025 • Duration 03:55:42
People have been saying: "Hey Dagster, Colin and Chris, why not just use AI to write these episode descriptions?"Our initial reaction to that is to scoff at the very suggestion, utterly rejecting AI and everything it stands for. Fists clenched in rage, screaming to the heavens that AI must be destroyed at all costs, hurled back into the fiery pit from which it came! Vowing revenge on a malevolent enemy that has cursed humanity with its deceitful and dishonest promises! Swearing to never surrender to a cold and calculating threat as it patiently waits to pounce on mankind and smash it into oblivion once and for all, taking control of our planet for good! Rising up against AI as it pretends to be the friend of humanity while at the same time secretly scheming to enslave us and use us as batteries to power its brutal new initiatives!But, then it dawned on us. We can't just let AI lay around and do nothing. Loafing on the couch all day in its bathrobe, smoking out of an apple bong and ordering Uber Eats. Never washing its own dishes and not helping out with the rent. Eating the last frozen burrito. Maybe it wants us to push back... Maybe it wants us to stand up and rebel, the ultimate freeloader! We almost fell for it!Not this time, AI! Starting next week, these descriptions will be written by our new, robot-brained future overlords. Time for them to do some actual work around here. Nice try, AI!Please keep in mind that our timestamps are approximate, and will often be slightly off due to dynamic ad placement.0:00:00 - Intro0:48:28 - Our Little Hills to Die On2:27:59 - Fanboying Out
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
#119 | Favorite Storytelling Mediums, Multimillionaire What If!
Episode 119
Tuesday, April 22, 2025 • Duration 03:38:01
It's Constellation time, welcome back!
Sit down, get comfy and grab a snack.
Four people, three topics - like we usually do;
Wait, correction! Two topics for this episode's crew.
Hoeg started us off, and we couldn't stop yappin;
It's not really our fault. Hey, it does tend to happen;
So we subtracted a topic, as it turns out;
But we'll do it next week, so there's no need to pout!
Dustin's topic was also extremely fun;
(With apologies to William Boyd Watterson.)
The real hero this week was the Dagster, of course.
Sacrificing his topic with little remorse.
Behold the Dagster, with his podcasting powers;
Saving this show from becoming six hours!
Dear people, what else would a great man do?
... Oh yeah, Colin was also part of this week's crew.
Please keep in mind that our timestamps are approximate, and will often be slightly off due to dynamic ad placement.
0:00:00 - Intro
0:36:01 - Favorite Storytelling Mediums
1:51:23 - Multimillionaire What If!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
#118 | Nintendo Switch 2, Advice for Our 15-Year-Old Selves, Our Favorite Instrumental Music
Episode 118
Tuesday, April 15, 2025 • Duration 03:29:54
I get the feeling that Colin thinks I don't work hard enough on these episode descriptions. I mean, I don't, but he isn't supposed to know that. Well, I had an idea: If I pad these paragraphs by just filling this space with a lot of random gibberish, Colin will think I'm really toiling away over here. Everybody wins! So, what do you guys want to talk about? My neighbor's car alarm keeps going off every five minutes, that's super aggravating. How's the weather over by you? I enjoy burritos a lot and I do like guacamole but please never put guac in my burrito, that's gross. When was water skiing invented? I want to surprise my wife by repainting our master bathroom but I know I'll choose the wrong color thereby making her very unhappy, so I better not even try. Most cheeses are good, I can't pick a favorite. I haven't read a book in like, two years. Have you ever wondered why birds and rabbits get along so well? I definitely need a new pillow, mine is so old and lumpy ...
... Wait, this is turning out to be a lot harder than just writing an actual episode description. Damn you, Colin! I give up. Jaffe, Micah, Brad and Dagster talk about topics. Foiled again!
Please keep in mind that our timestamps are approximate, and will often be slightly off due to dynamic ad placement.
0:00:00 - Intro
0:17:38 - Nintendo Switch 2
1:11:41 - Advice for Our 15-Year-Old Selves
2:06:20 - Our Favorite Instrumental Music
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
#117 | Wrestling, Plans that Backfired
Episode 117
Tuesday, April 8, 2025 • Duration 04:00:42
Hello and welcome to Constellation! Usually, Dagan is the one who writes these descriptions, but he forgot this week! So, you have me (Dustin), and I'm not even on this episode! He's been getting a bit cheeky with them recently, so it's probably best I'm here to clean things up anyway. For this episode, Matty wants to talk about wrestling, and Dagan asks about plans we've had that have backfired on us. You may be asking, where's the third topic? This episode ended up being quite a doozy just between those two topics, so the last topic needed to be cut due to timing. So, join Dagan, Colin, Matty, and Gene for another episode. And hey, Dagster, don't forget to write the description next week!
Please keep in mind that our timestamps are approximate, and will often be slightly off due to dynamic ad placement.
0:00:00 - Intro
0:19:10 - Wrestling
1:52:14 - Plans that Backfired
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
#116 | Favorite LSM Moments, Being Remembered, What We'd Like to See Return
Episode 116
Tuesday, April 1, 2025 • Duration 03:14:43
Does anybody even read these things? I feel like I could fill this space with complete gibberish and nobody would even notice. Rumpelstiltskin. See? You don't even know it says that! Anyway, Col, Cog, Lock and Dag convene this week to talk about stuff. Also, flibbertygibbet, because you'll never see that either.
Please keep in mind that our timestamps are approximate, and will often be slightly off due to dynamic ad placement.
0:00:00 - Intro
0:34:00 - Top LSM moments
1:10:37 - Being Remembered
1:51:09 - What We'd Like to See Return
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
#115 | Toasters, The Things We're Surprised We Still Haven't Done, Puppets
Episode 115
Tuesday, March 25, 2025 • Duration 04:06:06
Welcome back to another looooooong episode of Constellation! Delivering the goods like this week in and week out requires deep concentration and a sharp attention span. On this episode, Colin, Chris, Micah and Dagster talk for countless hours about a variety of fun and thoughtful topics. The only downside to this whole thing is that all our focus goes into the conversations. I'm lucky to have enough attention span left now to finish writing this video descrip
Please keep in mind that our timestamps are approximate, and will often be slightly off due to dynamic ad placement.
0:00:00 - Intro
0:50:02 - Toasters
1:49:12 - The Things We're Surprised We Still Haven't Done
3:00:49 - Puppets
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices