Explore every episode of the podcast Conner vs Cobb
| Title | Pub. Date | Duration | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Cinnamon Too Spicy | 07 nov. 2025 | 00:51:17 | |
On this episode of Conner vs Cobb, Nick and Ryan discuss Nick's face gash, edibles, Florida news, Roar, Elon Musk's joke, hypothetical questions and Rank them. See Ryan on the road: Dec 5 - Chicago (with Nick) Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL (with Nick) Jan 16-17 - Des Moines Jan 21 - Roanoke, VA Jan 24 - Vienna, VA Jan 29 - San Diego, CA | |||
| Trouser Underwear | 05 nov. 2025 | 00:43:38 | |
On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Nick and Ryan discuss the gash on the side of Nick's face, politics at Old Navy, Facebook Marketplace bartering, Conspiracy Theories and FOUR Rank Them's. See Ryan on the road: Dec 5 - Chicago (with Nick) Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL (with Nick) Jan 21 - Roanoke, VA Jan 24 - Vienna, VA Jan 29 - San Diego, CA | |||
| Oops… a Friday Episode | 31 oct. 2025 | 01:07:47 | |
On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Nick and Ryan talk about flipping Peletons, Facebook marketplace crazies, businesses we want to destroy, being uncancelable, and NBA refs. See Ryan on the road: Dec 5 - Chicago (with Nick) Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL (with Nick) Jan 21 - Roanoke, VA Jan 24 - Vienna, VA Jan 29 - San Diego, CA | |||
| Steadily Growing Listenership | 29 oct. 2025 | 01:14:15 | |
On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Nick and Ryan talk about board games, kids at breweries, bad trick-or-treating treats, and the Yonkers Raceway. See Ryan on the road: Dec 5 - Chicago (with Nick) Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL (with Nick) Jan 21 - Roanoke, VA Jan 24 - Vienna, VA Jan 29 - San Diego, CA | |||
| FAQs | 22 oct. 2025 | 00:49:25 | |
On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Nick and Ryan talk about awful radio appearances, weird insults after shows, icebreakers, IRAs and FAQs. And the usual stuff. See Ryan on the road: Dec 5 - Chicago (with Nick) Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL (with Nick) Jan 21 - Roanoke, VA Jan 24 - Vienna, VA Jan 29 - San Diego, CA | |||
| Hippos or Frenchies | 15 oct. 2025 | 00:57:36 | |
On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Nick and Ryan discuss Frenchies on angel dust, Ryan's explicably dumping in his swim trunks, Ryan doesn't want free food, and of course hypotheticals and a Rank Them. (This description was written by Nick). See Ryan on the road: Dec 5 - Chicago (with Nick) Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL (with Nick) Jan 21 - Roanoke, VA Jan 24 - Vienna, VA Jan 29 - San Diego, CA | |||
| How to Stop Grinding Your Teeth | 08 oct. 2025 | 00:57:03 | |
On this episode of Conner Vs Cobb, Nick and Ryan talk about the worst thing that can happen on stage, tooth grinding, rogue dentists, moving, black holes, and the usual games, like Rank Them. See Ryan on the road: Oct 9-12 - Minneapolis Dec 5 - Chicago (with Nick) Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL (with Nick) Jan 21 - Roanoke, VA Jan 24 - Vienna, VA Jan 29 - San Diego, CA | |||
| Lucky Charms Barometer | 24 sept. 2025 | 00:59:53 | |
On this episode of Conner Vs Cobb, Nick and Ryan talk about Philadelphia, whimsical airlines, Kirk Cameron, and sunny Rockford, Illinois. They also play the usual games, like Rank Them. See Ryan on the road: Oct 2-5 - New Westminster, BC Oct 9-12 - Minneapolis Dec 5 - Chicago (with Nick) Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL (with Nick) | |||
| Gatekeepers and Touching Grass | 17 sept. 2025 | 01:00:28 | |
On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Nick and Ryan discuss Venmo requests, old kickstarters, solo mini golf, retiring from smartphones, touching grass, hockey streaking and, of course, Rank Them. See Ryan on the road: Sept 19 - Philadelphia Sept 20 - Washington DC Oct 2-5 - New Westminster, BC Oct 9-12 - Minneapolis Dec 5 - Chicago (with Nick) Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL (with Nick) See Nick on the road: Sept 20 - Rockford | |||
| Last Week's Weather | 10 sept. 2025 | 00:57:26 | |
On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Nick and Ryan discuss fantasy football punishments, fire drills, losing bets, last week's weather, an opportunity for Olympic gold, of course, Rank Them. See Ryan on the road: Sept 11-14 - Edmonton Sept 19 - Philadelphia Sept 20 - Washington DC Oct 2-5 - New Westminster, BC Oct 9-12 - Minneapolis Dec 5 - Chicago (with Nick) Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL (with Nick) | |||
| ChatGPT Spreading Lies | 03 sept. 2025 | 01:03:00 | |
On this episode of Conner Vs Cobb, Ryan talks about ChatGPT committing full blown libel against him (while Gemini has done no such thing), Nick gets insulted by his son, Ryan’s car gets hit and he has cancer removed from his face. And the usuals. See Ryan on the road: Sept 11-14 - Edmonton Sept 19 - Philadelphia Sept 20 - Washington DC Oct 2-5 - New Westminster, BC Oct 9-12 - Minneapolis Dec 5 - Chicago (with Nick) Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL (with Nick) | |||
| Sweaty Red Face | 27 août 2025 | 00:47:51 | |
On this episode of Conner Vs Cobb, a content experience, Nick and Ryan talk about being stranded on the tarmac, and get topical when they’re annoyed about people like Snoop having an issue with gay characters in movies. They also play Rank Them and do whatever else they want to do. Come see Ryan live: Sept 11-14 - Edmonton Sept 19 - Philadelphia Sept 20 - Washington DC Oct 2-5 - New Westminster, BC Oct 9-12 - Minneapolis Dec 5 - Chicago (with Nick) Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL (with Nick) | |||
| Nick and Ryan Stand on Business | 20 août 2025 | 00:47:51 | |
On this episode, Nick and Ryan talk about asking strangers to use their bathroom, sports conspiracies, and returning old milk. | |||
| Seven Openers | 13 août 2025 | 00:58:03 | |
On this episode of Conner vs Cobb, Ryan and Nick talk about tools in our food, Ryan being too into Jordan and the Bulls, the worst necklace, and the question of would you be a public $500 millionaire, if you aren't allowed to spend a dime on anyone else. | |||
| Not That Thermometer | 06 août 2025 | 00:45:06 | |
On this episode, Nick Cobb and Ryan Conner talk about anal thermometers, a natural turtleneck hypothetical question, a misunderstanding about carrots, and would you stay in primary school forever for 300k per year? Come see Ryan live: Sept 11-14 - Edmonton Sept 19 - Philadelphia Sept 20 - Washington DC Oct 2-5 - New Westminster, BC Oct 9-12 - Minneapolis Dec 5 - Chicago (with Nick) Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL (with Nick) | |||
| On the Kiss Cam | 30 juil. 2025 | 01:15:02 | |
On this episode, Nick Cobb and Ryan Conner talk about coyotes, ferris wheels, haunted houses and celebrity conspiracy theories. They then answer listeners' hypotheticals and Rank Thems. Come see Ryan live: Sept 11-14 - Edmonton Sept 19 - Philadelphia Sept 20 - Washington DC Oct 2-5 - New Westminster, BC Oct 9-12 - Minneapolis Dec 5 - Chicago (with Nick) Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL (with Nick) | |||
| Nothing Like Christopher Walken | 23 juil. 2025 | 00:48:43 | |
On this episode, Nick Cobb and Ryan Conner talk about not being a rat, getting suspended, locker room insults, school informants, the deaf boxing league and Burlington coat factory. Come see Ryan live: Sept 11-14 - Edmonton Sept 19 - Philadelphia Sept 20 - Washington DC Oct 2-5 - New Westminster, BC Oct 9-12 - Minneapolis Dec 5 - Chicago (with Nick) Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL (with Nick) | |||
| thanks chart updated | 16 juil. 2025 | 01:02:30 | |
On this episode of Conner vs Cobb, Ryan eats 11 day old hot dogs, Nick smears a eulogy, weird doctors, Nick complains about passwords and fast food apps, and the usuals, Is This a Conspiracy Theory, and Rank Them. Come see Ryan live: Sept 11-14 - Edmonton Sept 19 - Philadelphia Sept 20 - Washington DC Oct 2-5 - New Westminster, BC Oct 9-12 - Minneapolis Dec 5 - Chicago (with Nick) Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL (with Nick) | |||
| Sardines and Oatmeal | 09 juil. 2025 | 00:54:38 | |
On this episode, Nick Cobb and Ryan Conner talk about cholesterol, fireworks, Freddy Krueger, Nick on edibles, passwords, running onto the court to kiss players, and MEGAPHANTS! Come see Ryan live: Sept 11-14 - Edmonton Sept 19 - Philadelphia Sept 20 - Washington DC Oct 2-5 - New Westminster, BC Oct 9-12 - Minneapolis Dec 5 - Chicago (with Nick) Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL (with Nick) | |||
| Diving with Sharks | 02 juil. 2025 | 01:11:15 | |
Nick Cobb and Ryan Conner talk about Ancestry.com, elevated Bass Pro Shop awareness, a PSA, Deck America, diving with sharks, and pooping the pants. Come see Ryan live: Sept 11-14 - Edmonton Sept 19 - Philadelphia Sept 20 - Washington DC Oct 2-5 - New Westminster, BC Oct 9-12 - Minneapolis Dec 5 - Chicago (with Nick) Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL (with Nick) | |||
| Ryan Conner: Shark Tamer | 25 juin 2025 | 01:04:40 | |
Ep 44 - Ryan Conner: Shark Tamer On this episode, Nick Cobb and Ryan Conner talk about sharks, an audience member getting weirdly offended, and Nick’s car accident settlement. Other things too. Come see Ryan live: Sept 11-14 - Edmonton Sept 19 - Philadelphia Sept 20 - Washington DC Oct 2-5 - New Westminster, BC Oct 9-12 - Minneapolis Dec 5 - Chicago (with Nick) Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL (with Nick) | |||
| Steven Segal | 18 juin 2025 | 01:07:07 | |
On this episode, Nick Cobb and Ryan Conner talk about LA not burning, pandering comics, Nick’s esophagus and Ryan’s nose, states regulating a conspiracy theory, Steven Segal, practical effects, and Rank Them. Come see Ryan live: June 19-22 - Phoenix Sept 11-14 - Edmonton Sept 19 - Philadelphia Sept 20 - Washington DC Oct 2-5 - New Westminster, BC Oct 9-12 - Minneapolis Dec 5 - Chicago (with Nick) Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL (with Nick) | |||
| How to Get a Free Catamaran | 11 juin 2025 | 00:52:12 | |
Nick and Ryan talk about getting small refunds, awful industry mixers, height discrimination, public wifi, a and a very tough million dollar question. Also conspiracy theories. Come see Ryan live: June 19-22 - Phoenix Sept 11-14 - Edmonton Sept 19 - Philadelphia Sept 20 - Washington DC Oct 2-5 - New Westminster, BC Oct 9-12 - Minneapolis Dec 5 - Chicago (with Nick) Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL (with Nick) | |||
| One Billion Nickels | 04 juin 2025 | 00:51:09 | |
Nick Cobb and Ryan Conner talk about getting scammed at the doctor and on stubhub, the world’s most dangerous water park, Joey Chestnut and Andre the Giant in a chili eating contest, and conspiracy theories. Come see Ryan live: June 19-22 - Phoenix Sept 11-14 - Edmonton Sept 19 - Philadelphia Sept 20 - Washington DC Oct 2-5 - New Westminster, BC Oct 9-12 - Minneapolis Dec 5 - Chicago (with Nick) Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL (with Nick) | |||
| Civic Pride | 28 mai 2025 | 01:08:42 | |
Nick Cobb and Ryan Conner talk about Michael Jackson, braces for 5-year-olds, colleges asking for money, old jokes that worked once, Nick’s hypotheticals, Which Conspiracy Theory is Made Up, and AI text suggestions. Come see Ryan live: June 19-22 - Phoenix Sept 11-14 - Edmonton Sept 19 - Philadelphia Sept 20 - Washington DC Oct 2-5 - New Westminster, BC Oct 9-12 - Minneapolis Dec 5 - Chicago (with Nick) Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL (with Nick) | |||
| We Got New Coked | 21 mai 2025 | 01:12:19 | |
Nick Cobb and Ryan Conner talk about tariffs, the word "crotch," wedgies, jiu-jitsu defense, Ryan’s friend Ankur, extorting your dorm-mates, and getting the oil changed (not a euphemism). Come see Ryan live: May 21 - Ottawa May 22 - Toronto May 23 - Waterloo May 24 - Hamilton June 19-22 - Phoenix Sept 11-14 - Edmonton Sept 19 - Philadelphia Sept 20 - Washington DC Oct 2-5 - New Westminster, BC Oct 9-12 - Minneapolis Dec 5 - Chicago (with Nick) Dec 6 - Mahomet, I'll (with Nick) | |||
| Young, Dumb, & Full of Gum | 14 mai 2025 | 00:54:55 | |
Ryan and Nick talk about OnlyFans comedy specials, weird old insults and creepy old lyrics. bad negotiators, and Carvana. Come see Ryan live: May 21 - Ottawa May 22 - Toronto May 23 - Waterloo May 24 - Hamilton June 19-22 - Phoenix Sept 11-14 - Edmonton Sept 19 - Philadelphia Sept 20 - Washington DC Oct 2-5 - New Westminster, BC Oct 9-12 - Minneapolis Dec 5 - Chicago Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL | |||
| 100 Men vs Everything | 07 mai 2025 | 01:04:15 | |
Ryan and Nick talk about 100 Men vs a Silverback Gorilla/Hippo/Polar Bear, parents vs Google, surprise parties, conspiracy theories, another weird hypothetical and Rank Them. Upcoming Live Dates for Ryan Conner: May 21 - Ottawa - Speakeasy May 22 - Toronto - Comedy Bar May 23- Waterloo - Comedy Bar 24 - Hamilton, ON - Levity June 19-22 - Phoenix - Rick Bronson's House of Comedy Sept 11-14 - Edmonton - The Comic Strip Sept 19 - Philadelphia - Next In Line Sept 20 - Washington DC - Details coming Oct 2-5 - New Westminster, BC - House of Comedy Oct 9-12 - Minneapolis - House of Comedy Dec 5 - Chicago - Details coming Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL - Details coming | |||
| Tambourine Implant | 30 avr. 2025 | 00:35:15 | |
Ryan and Nick talk about Nick’s fart doctor, elective surgeries, living overseas, and super powers. Upcoming Live Dates for Ryan Conner: May 21 - Ottawa - Speakeasy May 22 - Toronto - Comedy Bar May 23-24 - Hamilton, ON - Levity June 19-22 - Phoenix - Rick Bronson's House of Comedy Sept 11-14 - Edmonton - The Comic Strip Sept 19 - Philadelphia - Next In Line Sept 20 - Washington DC - Details coming Oct 2-5 - New Westminster, BC - House of Comedy Oct 9-12 - Minneapolis - House of Comedy Dec 5 - Chicago - Details coming Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL - Details coming | |||
| Spooky Flowers | 23 avr. 2025 | 01:16:09 | |
Nick and Ryan talk about a spooky delivery, what it would take for you to eat Jimmy John's at a stranger's funeral, Rank Them, and more. Upcoming Live Dates for Ryan Conner: May 21 - Ottawa - Speakeasy May 22 - Toronto - Comedy Bar May 23-24 - Hamilton, ON - Levity June 19-22 - Phoenix - Rick Bronson's House of Comedy Sept 11-14 - Edmonton - The Comic Strip Sept 19 - Philadelphia - Next In Line Sept 20 - Washington DC - Details coming Oct 2-5 - New Westminster, BC - House of Comedy Oct 9-12 - Minneapolis - House of Comedy Dec 5 - Chicago - Details coming Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL - Details coming | |||
| Dinosaur Kumite | 16 avr. 2025 | 01:00:37 | |
Nick and Ryan talk about reasoning with sharks, resurrecting the dire wolf, and the greatest tv show idea ever. | |||
| I'm Gonna Need a Receipt | 09 avr. 2025 | 00:52:58 | |
Nick and Ryan talk about Nick's trip home, his parents growing up in a different era of entertainment, an odd receipt to have and to keep, Costco, and of course some fun hypotheticals and Rank Them. | |||
| YOU’RE BUMMING ME OUT | 02 avr. 2025 | 01:16:24 | |
Nick and Ryan talk about catalytic converters, non-alcoholic beer, audience warm-up, therapy, Elon Musk, and other stuff. | |||
| A Complaint from a Lunatic | 26 mars 2025 | 00:52:25 | |
On this episode, Nick and Ryan talk about texting embarrassing things to the wrong person, getting a complaint from a lunatic, trying to get fired, and more. | |||
| Encores Aren't Real | 19 mars 2025 | 01:02:07 | |
Nick and Ryan ramble about bad show setups, a fight breaking out during a show, what’s happening with concert encores, and what we’d say to our 16-year-old selves if we had 90 seconds. | |||
| Marvel Movies and Poetry | 12 mars 2025 | 00:53:59 | |
Showgirls, calling customer service, magic, comic books and of course Rank them! | |||
| CANNONBALL! | 05 mars 2025 | 01:04:13 | |
Kids wandering the town, PTA meetings, N/A beer, cheap long term parking ideas, and an impromptu tribute to Robert Horry. | |||
| We Are Both Sick | 26 févr. 2025 | 01:10:12 | |
Ryan Conner and Nick Cobb talk about morning radio, paying to park at the doctor’s office, Illness Power Rankings, Nick’s birthday, and defeating bullies. | |||
| Minor Superpowers | 19 févr. 2025 | 00:54:48 | |
Nick asks a lot of hypothetical questions, Ryan tries to answer them, and they talk about competitive pig walking. | |||
| Apologies to Pink | 12 févr. 2025 | 01:01:12 | |
Horses killed Superman, apologies to Pink, and hanging out with improvisers. | |||
| Reasonable Takes | 05 févr. 2025 | 01:05:22 | |
Nick and Ryan have no shocking content in this episode, no matter what AI says. Very fun hypotheticals and Rank Them. Just listen. | |||
| Ostrich Knees | 29 janv. 2025 | 01:03:30 | |
In this out of order release, Nick and Ryan talk about things that happened in December, like the ol' carbon monoxide leak of 2024, accidentally winning an auction and other quaint things that could've only happened in 2024. | |||
| Yelp Reviews for Churches | 22 janv. 2025 | 01:03:24 | |
Ryan and Nick are back. Ryan fled the LA fires, they read Yelp reviews for churches, talk about dumb things they did to roommates in college, and the worst jobs they've ever had. | |||
| Ted Cruz Robot | 17 déc. 2024 | 00:59:10 | |
Nick and Ryan talk about an absurd movie called Subservience and the need to come up with a universal word for restrooms. Other things too. | |||
| Look What’s Washing Now | 10 déc. 2024 | 00:56:05 | |
Nick Cobb and Ryan Conner talk about Ryan's ongoing carbon monoxide leak, the awfulness of football announcers and the Chicago Bears, being high at a urinal, and the benefits of being locked in a room for 3 years. | |||
| Closed Caption Kumite | 03 déc. 2024 | 00:56:04 | |
On this episode of Conner vs Cobb, Ryan and Nick talk about Bloodsport, old people workouts, The Immaculate Room, and holidays with parents. | |||
| Shaq: Athlete or Actor? | 26 nov. 2024 | 00:56:19 | |
On this episode of Conner Vs Cobb, Nick and Ryan talk about actors who are also athletes, playing Uno with kids, adults with Christmas lists, and finding dead animals in the yard. | |||
| There Was Blood | 19 nov. 2024 | 01:01:18 | |
Mysteries, playing with strangers, advising high schoolers, small talk, and so many technical difficulties. | |||
| Listen to This One | 12 nov. 2024 | 01:01:29 | |
The joy of returns, comedy contests, corporate socializing, knowing you’re going to bomb, T-Mobile support. | |||
| Nick's Tramp Stamp | 05 nov. 2024 | 01:13:58 | |
Ryan and Nick talk about the specials tapings being canceled, comic strips, silent retreats, and Nick's beautiful tramp stamp. | |||