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Jess ponders the meaning of life, Lucy ponders toilet paper emergencies in Auburn, and the gang recaps the most insane weekend of college football so far this season.

Oklahoma pulls off a HUGE upset, Oregon loses to UCLA, Nebraska Nebraskas, a shocking Shane Beamer stat, Mike Norvell buyout watch, Mike Elko picks a fight with texags.com, Sark plays hypothetical with a quarterback named Joe Smith and you'll never guess which game we almost forgot to recap (whoops). 

We look ahead to the upcoming weekend's games, including what time Goose Crowder will be on TV, Indiana hosting Ohio State, and a big night in Provo.

Plus, Kelly Clarkson tries to buy a bird at a magic shop, Lucy saw Verity, and the shocking Jojo Siwa college football crossover event we never saw coming.

Midweek football is back!

Lucy unloads some trauma, Texas State Fair foods are back, and College Football Happy Hour previews this weekend's slate of games. We answer whether the Penn State and Michigan crash outs are valid and question why someone on Houston had to wear a Uranus helmet.

Plus, a bonus mini Movie Happy Hour on the film Primetime, starring Robert Pattinson.

How did Iowa defeat Michigan? 

What if I told you that it involves Michigan cocktail napkins, a lighter, and College Football Happy Hour's own Lucy Rohden? We discuss the weekend's most stunning win, as well as a fun column about crotch-wafting and urination celebrations. Plus, a list of the college football teams trending up (hello Mississippi State, UCLA and Wake Forest!) and the teams trending down. Sorry Cal :((

The newest episode of College Football Happy Hour opens with a new spin off segment: Movie Happy Hour and tries to find a college football connection to the new-ish sex purge movie.

Also on the docket, Lucy and Jess discuss the ending of NC State-Vanderbilt, the Sam Leavitt experience, Kentucky's big win, how Lane always wins, and the games that raised our eyebrows. 

Plus, a preview of Week 4. Is Ole Miss-Florida a letdown game? Which games will be dubbed "Factory of Sadness" games? And will Lucy have to enter witness protection after Iowa-Michigan?

This week on College Football Happy Hour, Lucy recaps her trip to Texas for the Ohio State-Texas game, including getting reprimanded by Chris Stapleton for watching the Border War on her phone. We also discuss the aftermath from Sark’s weird postgame moment, James Franklin’s weird press conference, AND Jon Sumrall’s weird press conference.

We recap Oklahoma-Michigan, Oregon-Oklahoma State, Texas Tech’s scare in Corvallis, ASU-Texas A&M, Tennessee-Georgia Tech, Cal-Syracuse, and Duke-Illinois. Plus, is God sending a sign to Clemson football? Would God cry if he had to watch Iowa-Iowa State? And does God hate Arkansas?

Finally, we preview this weekend’s big matchups including LSU-Ole Miss (recorded before LSU listed Sam Leavitt as questionable on their injury report), Syracuse-Pitt, Houston-Texas Tech, ASU-Kansas in London, SMU-Louisville, and UNC-Clemson.

Jess and Lucy bond over the universal human experience of eating really good dairy products and being angry at Big Ten officials. Western Michigan? 1-0 in our personal record book.

Plus a recap of Notre Dame-Wisconsin, SMU-FSU, Ole Miss-Louisville, Boise St-Oregon, Iowa-NIU, Cal-UCLA, and LSU-Clemson. Also, a look ahead to Week 2's biggest games: Oklahoma-Michigan, Ohio State-Texas, ASU-Texas A&M, Missouri-Kansas and the BIG game of the week Boston College-Rutgers.

If you want a former Los Angeles resident’s opinion on USC Attendancegate, I have a podcast for you. It’s this one! On the show this week, Lucy reminisces on her experience attending the USC-Utah game in 2023 and life as a sports fan in Los Angeles. We talk about our favorite games from Week 0, Charles Huff’s anti-music takes, the best time zones for football, and Missouri’s brand new National Championship. 

To preview Week 1, we talk about possible upsets in Louisville-Ole Miss, Notre Dame-Wisconsin, and Clemson-LSU. Also, which games are the grossest? Well, there’s one game in Cincinnati that’s nastier than a bowl of Skyline Chili. Plus, another look at the crown jewel of the weekend UCLA @ Cal. I bet that game will be sold out! 

This week, Lucy describes an encounter with a shoeless woman in the JFK bathroom, Jess damages her vocal cords and a midwestern roadtrip is planned. Also, a preview of college football Week 0, the debut of a new segment, and a breakdown of big quarterback battles. 

What's a wolverine? Have you ever seen a female yell leader? And what's the point of preseason polls anyways? 

On the second episode of College Football Happy Hour, Jess and Lucy discuss their philosophies on the most important college football issues. 

The first episode of College Football Happy Hour is here! 

Jess and Lucy break down every single week of college football season and pick which games they are looking forward to the most.