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Derek can't fathom a shower without washing his hair. Katy darn near pukes from tub soup. George doesn't get an apology.

We really like this backwards episode. Is it the good Crash or the bad Crash? Derek goes blue talking about the Sixth Sense.

Katy likes a solid pop. Derek wants a slicer setting between 0 and 1. Elaine could have gotten out in several ways.

What is Popeyes favourite food? Did the cat open the door? Is this one of the top Seinfeld episodes?

Don't even bother watching this Seinfeld episode, we cover the few good parts and talk about Certs.

Once around the block, three times a week, and I eat a plum every morning. We hate this episode.

Derek doesn't care about the glass vase with sticks. What's wrong with Jerry's leg?

Katy asks the tough questions: what about the unibrow? Derek says no to everything. La la la.

Damn you Seinfeld, you useless pustule. Katy wants Puddy to tell her to go to hell.

Maybe they are salamis up there. Maybe what this woman needs is brother husbands. Katy is not going to wear a "Team Pubes" shirt.

The worst episode of Seinfeld ever, or pretty good? Is it chest hair or pubes? What do you do with the stumps?

The World Series trophy is trash. Calendars are made up, we say celebrate things whenever you want.

We talk about this great episode, argue about land lines, yada yada yada, that's what she said.

We pitch ergonomic furniture store names. Katy likes a Kramer joke and Derek doesn't like his swimming style. George is a cozy boy.

You can't have sex in a bucket. Katy wants bro instagram chefs to pour sauce on themselves. Derek's English Patient is the Sixth Sense.

Katy feels like she's being hustled at the dentist. Derek doesn't want to disappoint tooth mommy. Jerry's girlfriend does the perfect revenge.

You either are a Kathy or you're not. Kathy and Cameron discuss names, Khan, trunks, daylight savings and a backless tuxedo.

Shallow Hal, Envy, Del Taco and also a good Jerry episode. The Van Buren Boys never hassle their own kind.

A pretty good episode about shrimp and comas. We release on Fridays now.

Tuna and tomato on a cinnamon raisin bagel with a chocolate raspberry coffee, please! The Cadillac changes hands and we stare at a map.

This used to be a Seinfeld podcast. We discuss incels, optical illusions and Instagram.

Does surviving a shipwreck give you perks for life? Does taking dog medicine make you a dog? Is Elaine still dumb?

Derek says don't eat snow, eat people. Katy thinks cooking makes it less bad. It's an A+ George episode but we barely talk about it.

Rat hat. How many Rs in Strawberry? Kramer disgusts us all, including himself.

Laughs do not equal a good episode. Our song might not be what you'd expect.

Frank sent 16 of his own men to the latrines that night. Katy and Derek debate how many pots one needs. You never need to see the vomit.

The gang's all here, doing things and going places. We talk about mukbangs.

We're a napkin-positive household. George is bad and Katy likes it.

Derek's biggest fear is accidentally ordering lobster at a restaurant. Katy wants to know the distance in time. Elaine isn't in the mirror world.

There was a low rumble, a metallic squink, and a baffling galonk. Katy reconsiders the Bic Round Stic. Derek's nails don't grow like everyone else's.

We try to remember how to podcast and more importantly, whether Katy has seen any of the Star Trek movies (she hasn't).

We perform a table read of the abandoned Seinfeld episode "The Gun/The Bet", written by Larry Charles and deemed not funny enough and too dark to continue production. How many items can we make our child fetch so she's won't hear us say "sex"?

Derek and Katy square off in the battle of the century to find out...whose cereal choices are better. DM us your vote for Katy's or Derek's lists @closetalkerspodcast on Instagram!

Susan expires. George rejoices. Jerry dates himself. Kramer says hello. Elaine is also there.

It's better than Ghandi. Somehow we get into conservative mouthpieces and "reversaries". Susan chooses the chicken.

Katy's mic malfunctions and we hardly miss her. Derek reminds us of his deranged past as a bottle depositor.

Warning: This episode is pretty gassy. Jerry Seinfeld thinks toxic masculinity is knowing how to order a drink. Derek doesn't believe blond hair and brown eyes is a thing.

Thick does not mean chunk. We keep it short and silly for this terrible episode.

The Friars Club serves turd burger. Derek has strong feelings about conductors again. Katy's mic was off and no one noticed.

This episode goes off the rails and never comes back. Nothing we say can be used against us in a court of law.

Katy wants a steady flow, medium pressure. Derek doesn't know what the other side of cabbage is. And can your pee tell you about your bones?

Marisa Tomei loves short, stocky, funny bald men. Elaine loses her mind. Jerry is a very good boy. Derek thinks he is not related to his cousins.

Elaine covets a bike, George claims a name, Kramer asked for Dijon and Jerry can't solve a mystery. That happens!

This can only mean one thing - George is dead. Elaine's prank backfires and we describe how to steal a Ford Ranger.

We're in a Taylor Ham scenario. Katy maintains overhand would get the rye up to the third floor. Derek tries not bring up butt chugging but it happens anyway. We all blame Rusty.

Where's Susan? George is worrying an old friend with his behaviour, and everyone else is worried about Lloyd Braun. Elaine's shirt could be wetter.

Derek believes a sponge will always get used. Katy had to do a hard target search for eye wipes. Kramer's walk is not worth talking about.

Hello and welcome to this episode. Why don't you just tell me what you thought of it? We discuss driving positions, buffers and ballzookas.

Take Part in the fun! Elaine is obsessed with a man who doesn't remember her, and George reveals his secret to Jacopo's mama.

We get censored this episode, and it's not for saying Soup Nazi too much. George is disgusted with Jerry. Kramer is roughed up by toughs.