Explore every episode of the podcast Cheryl’s Bitches
| Title | Pub. Date | Duration | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Chapter 70: The Ides of March | 26 Jun 2025 | 01:00:47 | |
Party-girl Veronica is crashing out, Archie struggles to maintain his father’s legacy, and Betty kills Jughead! | |||
| Chapter 69: Men of Honor | 19 Jun 2025 | 01:04:22 | |
Jughead and Brett duel, Archie fights mercenaries, and Veronica hangs out with Katy Keene in NYC!! | |||
| Chapter 68: Quiz Show | 12 Jun 2025 | 01:06:31 | |
Jughead and Betty fight about Yale admissions, Veronica and Cheryl expand their rum empire and Kevin does tickle porn. | |||
| Chapter 67: Varsity Blues | 06 Jun 2025 | 01:30:42 | |
Cheryl beefs with the new cheer coach, Jughead uses nepotism to get a Yale interview, and it’s the football state finals!! | |||
| Chapter 66: Tangerine | 08 May 2025 | 00:55:10 | |
Veronica tries to get into Columbia, Jughead finds his long lost grandfather, and Betty heals her childhood trauma <3 | |||
| Chapter 65: In Treatment | 24 Apr 2025 | 01:03:53 | |
All of our characters get some much needed therapy from the school counselor, Ms. Burble. Except Kevin, who probably needs it the most. | |||
| Chapter 64: The Ice Storm | 17 Apr 2025 | 01:11:18 | |
Celebrate Thanksgiving in Riverdale through cannibalism, grooming accusations, and exploding turkeys! | |||
| Chapter 63: Hereditary | 20 Mar 2025 | 01:17:46 | |
Family drama! Betty attempts to expose her new brother as a serial killer, Veronica hates her jailbird dad and new sister, Jughead attempts to vindicate his grandfather, and Toni and Cheryl kill her uncle! | |||
| Chapter 62: Witness for the Prosecution | 27 Feb 2025 | 01:08:46 | |
Betty and Kevin attend FBI training (to figure out if her brother is gay), both Veronica’s parents are on trial, and Jughead has daddy and granddaddy issues. | |||
| Chapter 61: Halloween | 13 Feb 2025 | 01:14:33 | |
In this spooky episode we discuss Archie’s many superhero personas, Mr. Honey’s evilness, and one of Betty’s best moments. | |||
| Chapter Sixty: Dog Day Afternoon | 30 Jan 2025 | 01:12:30 | |
Betty finds the farm and has to stop Edgar before he escapes (in his rocket), Judgead has his first day at prep school, and Hiram cutely breaks out of jail. | |||
| Chapter 59: Fast Times at Riverdale High | 17 Jan 2025 | 01:19:06 | |
The gang (and Mad Dog) are back for senior year! Cheryl beefs with the principal, Betty uses Kevin for an FBI mission, and Jughead considers leaving Riverdale High. | |||
| Episode 58: In Memoriam | 09 Jan 2025 | 00:48:05 | |
We are back for season 4! As Riverdale prepares for its annual July 4th parade, Archie receives tragic news. This episode is very sad, we are sad, come be sad with us! | |||
| Season 3 Bonus: Ship Ranking | 21 Nov 2024 | 01:39:23 | |
Allison and Evan rank all the Riverdale ships! Is your favorite S tier? Find out! | |||
| Chapter 57: Survive the Night | 17 Oct 2024 | 01:34:59 | |
In the season 3 finale, the scooby gang has to survive a killer quest through Thornhill’s woods and we finally unmask the Gargoyle King. | |||
| Chapter 56: The Dark Secret of Harvest House | 10 Oct 2024 | 01:11:34 | |
In this penultimate episode of the season, we finally learn the dark secrets of the Farm, Hiram finally gets arrested, and we finally get to see Hiram and Archie in the sauna together. | |||
| Chapter 55: Prom Night | 12 Sep 2024 | 00:57:21 | |
Archie is double-booked for boxing matches, Cheryl is banned from running for prom queen, and Betty and Jughead have a scheme to (finally) catch the gargoyle king. | |||
| Chapter 54: Fear the Reaper | 15 Aug 2024 | 01:17:46 | |
The Jones play G&G to save JB, Archie attempts to psychologically recover from killing a man, and we say goodbye to Josie. Oh, and Kevin is *totally* Betty’s best friend. | |||
| Chapter 53: Jawbreaker | 01 Aug 2024 | 00:56:42 | |
Archie has a boxing rematch, FP and Jughead try to stop Fizzle Rocks overdoses, and Betty chloroforms her mom.
| |||
| Chapter 52: The Raid | 25 Jul 2024 | 00:56:54 | |
Jughead and the serpents try to stop his kingpin mom’s drug dealing gang. Betty and Cheryl try to stop the Farm. Veronica tries to stop her parents from getting divorced. They all fail.
| |||
| Chapter 51: Big Fun | 18 Jul 2024 | 00:57:22 | |
Yes, it’s the Heathers episode! The main topics of discussion are the dramatic whooshing sound effects, a college paper about the intertextuality that Allison wrote, and the iconic outfits, dance numbers, and line changes.
| |||
| Chapter 50: American Dreams | 27 Jun 2024 | 00:53:37 | |
FP is turning 50, Archie is trying to end people wanting to kill him once and for all, and Reggie wants to matter Ronni.
| |||
| Chapter 49: Fire Walk With Me | 13 Jun 2024 | 00:58:18 | |
Allison and Evan attempt to comprehend incomprehensible plotlines about genius 7-year old murders (who are secretly the younger brother of your juvie siutationship), underground casinos, and “deputizing the serpents”.
| |||
| Chapter 48: Requiem for a Welterweight | 07 Jun 2024 | 01:00:12 | |
Archie wants to box professionally, Alice wants to be baptized into the farm, Gladys wants the gargoyles to join the serpents, and Veronica wants daddy to get out of crime (as always).
| |||
| Chapter 47: Bizarrodale | 23 May 2024 | 01:14:10 | |
In maybe my favorite pod so far, we discuss the “gay antics” episode “Bizarrodale”. Cheryl outs someone through blind items, Kevin can’t keep blaming Brokeback Riverdale with someone who’s in the closet, and we assess the long term impacts of conversion therapy.
| |||
| Chapter 46: The Red Dahlia | 25 Apr 2024 | 00:50:58 | |
Archie is in his flop era, Veronica tries to keep the mob enterprise going while Hiram is down, and we finally get to see Penelope’s brothel.
| |||
| Chapter 45: The Stranger | 11 Apr 2024 | 00:57:35 | |
Archie is back home, the kids are stressed about taking the SATs, and Betty just wants to go to college.
| |||
| Chapter 44: No Exit | 04 Apr 2024 | 01:02:08 | |
Jughead tries to rein in the serpents, Betty tries to get the nuns to testify against Hiram, and Archie is attacked by a friggin’ bear.
| |||
| Chapter 43: Outbreak | 28 Mar 2024 | 00:55:22 | |
Jughead and Archie make it to Toledo, Betty and Ethel try to break out of the Sisters of Quiet Mercy, and Veronica and Cheryl waterboard Penelope in maple syrup.
| |||
| Chapter 42: The Man in Black | 21 Mar 2024 | 00:50:55 | |
Veronica goes all in on her speakeasy, Archie and Jughead are on the run from the law, and we get a look inside Betty’s twisted mind.
| |||
| Chapter 41: Manhunter | 14 Mar 2024 | 01:00:00 | |
Archie is on the run from the law, Betty does some not-so-great detective work, and Jughead is fully spiraling.
| |||
| Chapter 40: The Great Escape | 15 Feb 2024 | 01:09:26 | |
The gang tries to break Archie out of juvie, while Jughead spirals into madness. Side rants include the turmoil of twinks on Julian Fellowes’ shows and NXIVM.
| |||
| Chapter 39: The Midnight Club | 08 Feb 2024 | 01:03:42 | |
We flashback to the ~late 80s/early 90s~ to see the origin of Gryphons & Gargoyles.
| |||
| Chapter 38: As Above, So Below | 01 Feb 2024 | 01:19:57 | |
Archie is forced into a juvie fight club, Ethel (and Jughead?) attempt suicide, and Veronica’s (non-alcoholic) speakeasy opens!
| |||
| Chapter 37: Fortune and Men’s Eyes | 11 Jan 2024 | 01:03:49 | |
In this chaotic episode, we are introduced to Evelyn Evernever, Dr. Curdle Jr., the Gargoyle king, and Monica Posh. It’s also the Epic High and Lows of High School Football episode.
| |||
| Chapter 36: Labor Day | 04 Jan 2024 | 01:13:24 | |
Allison and Evan discuss the season 3 premiere: highlights include Kevin’s lack of self-esteem, a debate about Archie Andrews’ Catholicism, and the introduction of Griffins and Gargoyles™️ and the Farm™️.
| |||
| Bonus: Riverdale Buzzfeed Quizzes and Imagines | 14 Dec 2023 | 01:04:47 | |
For season 2’s bonus episode, Allison and Evan play fuck, marry, kill and ship or dip with riverdale characters, read some frankly traumatizing imagines, question the internet’s thirst for Sweet Pea and discuss Charles Melton’s recent accolades.
| |||
| Chapter 35: Brave New World | 02 Nov 2023 | 00:57:18 | |
The season 2 finale! Jughead fights to keep the serpents alive, Archie is a dumbass, and we see the seeds of the cult antics to come.
| |||
| Chapter 34: Judgement Night | 26 Oct 2023 | 01:08:50 | |
All of Riverdale is in pure chaos, someone tries to murder Veronica, someone else tries to murder Archie, someone else tries to murder Betty and Jughead (almost) gets murdered.
| |||
| Chapter 33: Shadow of a Doubt | 19 Oct 2023 | 01:12:46 | |
The Black Hood is back, Fangs goes to jail, Archie loses control over the Dark Circle and finally chooses his dad over his daddy.
| |||
| Chapter 32: Prisoners | 12 Oct 2023 | 01:04:00 | |
In this episode, Allison and Evan discuss why the river vixens have funeral uniforms, if Archie is worth a million dollar ransom, is Sheriff Keller actually a good sheriff and who is Chic really?
| |||
| Chapter 31: A Night to Remember | 05 Oct 2023 | 00:55:38 | |
It’s the Carrie musical episode! Ethel is jealous, the Black Hood is back(!) and Allison and Evan do far too much singing.
| |||
| Chapter 30: The Noose Tightens | 07 Sep 2023 | 01:01:15 | |
Toni tries to break Cheryl out of conversion therapy, Archie betrays his dad for his daddy, and Alice puts her snake skin back on.
| |||
| Chapter 29: Primary Colors | 31 Aug 2023 | 01:11:35 | |
JH runs an actually successful protest, Cheryl gets sent to conversion therapy, and Andy Cohen is there.
| |||
| Chapter 28: There Will Be Blood | 24 Aug 2023 | 01:10:04 | |
Archie takes a blood oath to Hiram, Jughead finally figured out what the Lodges evil plan is, and we quote “We could’ve had a real good life, Archie’s Dad” 7 times.
| |||
| Chapter 27: The Hills Have Eyes | 17 Aug 2023 | 01:19:49 | |
It’s the Love Simon episode!!! Cheryl and Toni go on their first date to Love Simon, Kevin goes to this gay rom-com (Love Simon) alone, and the rest of the gang has a romantic weekend at Lodge Lodge (to avoid having to watch Love Simon).
| |||
| Chapter 26: The Tell-Tale Heart | 10 Aug 2023 | 01:01:58 | |
Betty hides a body, Archie shows unreasonable loyalty and Fred may or may not have been using undocumented Canadian workers this whole time?
| |||
| Chapter 25: The Wicked and the Divine | 03 Aug 2023 | 01:17:19 | |
Allison and Evan discuss Veronica’s confirmation, Catholicism, Cole Sprouse’s acting, and icon Papa Poutine.
| |||
| Chapter 24: The Wrestler | 20 Jul 2023 | 01:14:22 | |
In this frankly iconic episode, Allison and Evan discuss homoerotic wrestling, if Chic is hot or not, and the fact that Hiram Lodge has definitely suffered from Kinsey 2 allegations.
| |||
| Chapter 23: The Blackboard Jungle | 13 Jul 2023 | 01:08:35 | |
In this episode, Allison and Evan react to Southside High shutting down, Betty finding her long lost brother, and explain why Veronica and Archie are actually soulmates.
| |||