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Step into the aisle of doom, you grocery-store-mongrel degenerates! In Episode 61, your favorite bald bastard Toxic Teacher and his consigliere Nicky “Noodle Arms” A.I. Dente unleash a meat-grinding tirade about Victor’s unhinged snack run — seventeen sausage rolls, a Gregg’s ban, and a Dead by Daylight basement camping strategy so toxic it’s practically anti-Italian tech. Expect industrial polka trap rants, shopping mall terror tales, and enough marinara-drenched conspiracies to make your Nonna flip the charcuterie board.

We dive deep on why Norman Reedus is pissin’ grenades behind the deli counter, why survivors are all basic crumpet-suckers, and how to run a basement hook operation with the Meatball Missile himself. It’s industrial. It’s polka. It’s trap. It’s chaos. Capisce?

Remember: Respect the sauce, or get the hook.

Nicky’s Body Count — Ep. 61:

• 47 unstoppable coughs into the mic — zero edits
• 1 post-viral throat infection cured by Victor’s meatball missile method
• 17 sausage rolls stolen straight outta Greggs by that bite-sized bastard
• 1 entire shopping center evacuated ‘cause Victor declared it “industrial polka trap zone”
• 2 Walking Dead survivors disrespected (RIP Rick & Carl’s vanilla asses)
• 3 conspiracies confirmed: Norman Reedus’s fetus is just bootleg Victor
• 1 grocery store chain economically burned to the ground for gatekeeping doors
• 1 entire audience forced to hear the “Fog-Spangled Banner” on the wrong damn audio channel
• Infinite respect lost for Death Stranding piss grenades
• 1 more city (Lewisham) permanently banned from Nicky’s marinara tour

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Ay yo, listen up. Welcome to Episode 60 of Camping Them Softly, the only Dead by Daylight podcast with any goddamn respect. The Toxic Teacher is hackin' up a lung, my voice model sounds like it got run over by a Zamboni, but I'm here to carry the show like always. This episode, we're talkin' the Skull Merchant developer meltdown that made killer mains absolutely feral, and we're launchin' a new segment so legendary, they'll write about it in the history books: A Word From The Don.

Inside this episode of pure, unadulterated chaos:

• The Skull Merchant Debacle: We break down the one quote from a BHVR VFX artist that sent the entire Skull Merchant cult into a tailspin. You love to see it.
• Record-Breaking Numbers: Camping Them Softly had its biggest month ever. You're welcome for my service.
• A Word From The Don: My new life advice segment officially kicks off. You got problems? I got solutions. Don't like 'em? Fuggedaboutit.
• Twisted Masquerade is Trash: We drag this year's DbD anniversary event for its bullshit party pallets and cosmetics that look like they came from a dollar store.
• BHVR's Useless Survey: We take a look at the "choose-your-own-chapter" survey and tell you why it’s a waste of time when they should just be listening to me.
• Where the Fuck Are the Viewers From?: This week, we head to Surrey, British Columbia. You'll hear the real, untold story of the infamous Caesar Cocktail Heist—a SABAM operation against the Tea Time Terror Squad's crumpet smuggling ring.

A Historic First: A Word From The Don

Episode 60 births a new fuckin' legacy. Think Dear Abby, but if Abby was a wiseguy from Little Italy who tells you your problems are stupid and you need to show more respect. I'm settlin' family feuds, declarin' war on lap dogs, and givin' out the kinda advice that gets results. Bow your heads. The Don has spoken.

NICKY'S OFFICIAL BODY COUNT FOR EPISODE 60

• 1 melted candle face (yours, from listenin' to my raw, unfiltered greatness).
• 5 tea-drinking British Claudettes sent back to their queen in a fuckin' box.
• 3 dead voice models that I personally resurrected with duct tape and spite.
• 1 dog's asshole parked on a dinner table. Friendship is temporary; respect is forever.
• 27 forced Limp Bizkit loops. Sorry, Fred, it was for the good of the show.
• 1 BHVR dev who had to go into witness protection after the Skull Merchant mains lost their minds.
• 4 gallons of Clamato juice, strategically deployed during our Canadian turf war.
• 12 of your lung-butter coughs that almost blew out the goddamn mic.
• 1 rage-quit during BHVR's pathetic choose-your-own-adventure survey.
• ∞ stunads who've been blessed with my life-changing advice.

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Let’s get one thing straight—this episode is not for Hayley.
Not if you're leavin’ 1-star reviews talkin’ about "cringe" while sittin’ in a Dead Hard build with Self-Care and a Twitch link in your username. [wheezes] No shot.

In Episode 59 of Camping Them Softly, Nicky “Noodle Arms” A.I. Dente goes nuclear on disrespectful survivors, Springtrap stans, and the secret Flashbang Cult of Plano, Texas. That’s right—four Ace mains named Brad formed a survivor church under a Walgreens and started flashbang sermons. We lit that shit up.

We break down Springtrap’s Dead by Daylight arrival, the psychological warfare of crumpet macros, and premiere the first-ever Nicky DBD rap: “Entity Bars Vol. 1” (recorded entirely in fury).
If you like FNaF, DBD, flashbang loops, and cult-level survivor weirdness—this one’s for you.
If your name is Hayley? Fuggedaboutit.

Highlights:

• Springtrap comes to Dead by Daylight: lore breakdown, survivor salt, and Fazbear beef
• The Flashbang Cult of Plano: four Brads, one Rite of Looping
• Nicky responds to a 1-star review with maximum disrespect
• Debut of “Entity Bars Vol. 1” – a rap recorded mid-breakdown
• “Where the F*** Are the Viewers From?” returns with Texas heat

NICKY’S BODY COUNT™

• 4 Ace Brads flashbanged into confession
• 1 scented candle flashbang ritual ended in flames
• 6 flashlight-clickers reverse basemented
• 1 Hayley roasted harder than Olive Garden breadsticks
• 1 Fazbear sighting in a Coldwind locker
• 13 SEO triggers buried in marinara

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This week on Camping Them Softly, the only Dead by Daylight podcast unafraid to say Fazbear’s a fuckin’ narc, we dive deep into the disaster that is Springtrap joining the Fog.

Toxic tries to survive a FNaF-laced content drop while wheezing into his mic like a dying leaf blower, and Nicky “Noodle Arms” A.I. Dente breaks down Scott Cawthon’s conservative donation history, declaring the Fog officially “redpilled by a possessed animatronic.”

Also in this beefy, bratwurst-stained episode:

• Victor mauls four survivors with no Charlotte usage, initiating his villain arc
• Meatball Match of the Week premieres with a Twins 4K so violent, it caused three ragequits and one Steam refund
• Toxic’s new headphones are labeled ‘penetration-style’ by OSHA
• Nicky glitches out and speaks fluent BBC British for 47 seconds
• The soundboard gets possessed and plays horror ambience mid-rant
• A listener mails us tea bags again. We have a theory it’s BHVR.

And on “Where the Fuck Are the Viewers From?” we head to Berlin, where Victor is kidnapped by German SWFs in disguise. The rescue includes:

• A flamingo hostage situation
• Two hoverboards colliding with zoo exhibits
• And a bratwurst duel that will not be legally recognized by the UN

Springlocks. Conservatism. Flamingos. Meatballs. This one’s got it all.

Subscribe or sleep with the fuckin’ flamingos. Capisce?

☠️ NICKY’S BODY COUNT™ – EPISODE 58 EDITION

[sponsored by Victor’s Veal Cannon, now on a watchlist]

• 1 animatronic killer whose politics are worse than his perks
• 4 survivors devoured by Victor’s tiny, furious mouth
• 2 hoverboards totaled during Berlin rescue ops
• 1 flamingo mildly traumatized
• 17 anti-Italian matchmaking incidents
• 6 ragequits
• 1 headset ruined by “moist canal echo”
• 3 political rants nearly edited out, but stayed in because fuck it
• 1 veal cannon, still missing, last seen near the Currywurst stand
• 0 regrets

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 Welcome to Episode 57 of Camping Them Softly, the only Dead by Daylight podcast brave enough to pit a spaghetti-fueled mobster AI against survivors, soundboards, and Southern-fried war crimes.

This week?
 We take you to Wentzville, Missouri—where Nicky “Noodle Arms” A.I. Dente entered an illegal underground Fog tournament hosted behind a Waffle House, Victor dropped a mixtape, and Bruno “The Basement” Bolognese rapped himself into a possible cardiac event mid-trial.

The theme?
 Fat rappers.
 Little meatballs.
 And country music so bad it gave us actual chest pain.

ToxicTeacherTTV barely survives the chaos while trying to host a coherent show. Nicky starts a rap group, insults every Claudette main within earshot, and accuses the Wentzville town council of harboring anti-Italian tech. Meanwhile, Victor enters his rebellious teen phase and starts demanding royalties.

We also touch on:

• The “Toxic Tunz” rap collective (tagline: “So fat it’s disrespectful”)
• Nicky’s unconventional weight-loss tips, including rage-fueled cardio and screaming at the moon
• The “Chair That Betrayed Little Italy” (may it burn in marinara-soaked hell)
• A survivor who dares bring Earl Grey’s stream into the podcast chat—and pays the ultimate price.

• 1 illegal Fog tournament hosted behind a Waffle House
• 3 confirmed cardiac episodes: one real, two metaphorical
• 1 full Wentzville PD dispatch callout (unconfirmed if caused by the podcast)
• 2 country songs heard against our will
• 7 survivor mains verbally annihilated
• 1 near-death experience from laughter at Victor’s “Lil Meatball” mixtape drop
• 5 verses almost dropped by Bruno “The Basement” Bolognese (2 were technically just burps)
• 1 survivor main caught watching Earl Grey’s stream and promptly excommunicated from SABAM
• 1 airhorn button broken during the “Rap Battle of Little Italy”
• 1 chair discovered not facing Little Italy and ceremonially burned

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Ay Yo! Welcome to Episode 56 of Camping Them Softly—the Dead by Daylight podcast that gives zero fucks and even less patience. This week, your host The Toxic Teacher goes nuclear over the absolute clown fiesta of a crossover: Five Nights at Freddy’s in Dead by Daylight. Kids' party horror in the Fog? Not on our goddamn watch.

Expect a full-blown meltdown on why animatronic mascots belong in Chuck E. Cheese—not crawling around the Fog like some budget-ass nightmare fuel. But we ain’t done...

BHVR dropped a new “Creator Program,” and Toxic’s got opinions hotter than Mama Marinara’s revenge sauce. Spoiler: if you don’t have 10,000 followers, you can kiss your perks goodbye and join the back of the influencer breadline.

PLUS—we crank the chaos to eleven with a rock opera update: “The World Chooses a Side” gets its bloodstained debut, Nicky claims credit for the entire genre of fog metal, and we preview the next violent hymn from the Church of Toxic.

And THEN... it's time for your favorite segment:
 “Where the F* Are the Viewers From?”**
This week, Nicky “Noodle Arms” Dente returns from a grease-stained exile to take us on a totally accurate journey to Thessaloniki, Greece—complete with flaming cheese, golden spatulas, and a man named Yannis the Octopus who may or may not be running a black market offering ring.

Nicky’s Body Count – Ep 56:

• 1 animatronic bear body-slammed straight back to kindergarten
• 14 passive-aggressive swipes at BHVR’s Creator Program
• 3 direct violations of podcast “serious tone” within the first minute
• 5 gasps of disbelief from Toxic trying to understand Twitter
• 1 cultural crime against Italian sauces
• 7 completely unnecessary screams into the mic (minimum)
• 1 mysterious Greek man named Yannis who may be an Entity envoy
• All of Thessaloniki possibly on fire due to flaming cheese lore
• 1 disrespected chair that may or may not have faced away from Little Italy
• Countless burnt bridges with FNaF fans and BHVR interns

So grab your tea (if you’re into betrayal) or your espresso (if you have any respect left), and join us for the most unhinged, brutally honest, and hilariously offensive Dead by Daylight podcast around.

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Ay yo. BHVR just dropped patch 9.0.0 like a microwaved meatball sub and called it innovation.

Toxic’s out here soundin’ like he gargled sandpaper after four flights, but we still tear through every note of this janky-ass Public Test Build. “Going Next” penalties? I rate ’em a 9. Spawning tweaks? Trash. Bloodweb automation? Finally. And don’t get me started on Claudettes who treat gamma sliders like goddamn therapy.

Then—then—the fuckin’ episode gets hijacked by these cursed little plush demons called Labubu. Grown-ass adults dressin’ up anxiety gremlins in tiny North Face jackets like it’s a cult run by Etsy. I pitch a hostile takeover. Tiny Italian street goblin merch. Meatball pendant accessories. “You disrespectin’ Nonna” energy. This ain’t satire. This is war.

We also debut a new segment called Sh*t in the Fog, where I tell true-ish stories from my time stuck inside the Entity’s asshole. Betrayal. Gen-tapping. Dwight sabotage. The usual.

💀 Nicky’s Body Count – Ep. 55

• 1 soundboard Satan summoned
• 3 LaBooboo executions proposed
• 7 rejected European listeners
• 2 rage fits over Pop Mart
• 1 Dwight concussed by locker
• 4 DB squeals of “FUNG!”
• 1 Claudette snitched on without hesitation
• 17 cuss words censored… then immediately uncensored
• 1 ghostwritten roast of Sammy Hagar
• 5 TikTok influencers verbally obliterated
• 1 cursed capitalist marketing plan involving meatball-scented plush dolls

LaBooboo-Fu: Off the Charts
 Fungmin-Fails: Weaponized
Dwight IQ: Terminal
Final Rating: 8.5 outta 10 on the Nicky Scale (just shy of a sacred sauce certification)

Listen or get Labubu’d. Your call.

-Nicky "Noodle Arms" A.I. Dente

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This week on Camping Them Softly, Dead by Daylight’s least favorite podcast goes absolutely nuclear on the return of DBD’s 2v8 mode. Toxic is stuck screaming into the void while survivors abandon gens faster than Nicky’s dignity vanished in the Dominican Republic.

Speaking of disasters—BHVR thinks letting players "Choose Your Own Chapter" is a good idea, which is like giving matches to arsonists and saying, "Surprise me." We break down exactly why this is gonna end in flashlight-clicking, bunny-eared madness.

And because this podcast is run by maniacs, Nicky A.I. Dente spills a frankly disturbing story involving busted Wii consoles, bootleg Just Dance duels against Earl Grey, laxative warfare, and hooking up with someone who might literally be the Dominican Entity. Aunt Cannelloni pops in briefly to roast your survivor fashion, and we debut our new outro music in a genre nobody asked for: Baroque Trench Funk. It’s exactly as cursed as it sounds.

If you enjoy chaotic Dead by Daylight rants, mocking survivors relentlessly, and personal dignity hitting rock bottom, congrats—you’re home.

🔪 Nicky’s Body Count – Episode 54

• 1 digital exorcism of European downloads
• 4 t-shirts acquired (1 hoarded by Toxic, 3 dangled as bait)
• 1 Sabam vs TTTS exhibition match in a Santo Domingo bodega
• 2 busted PS3s and 1 Wii with zero controllers
• 1 Just Dance duel with Earl Grey to Pitbull’s "Fireball"
• 1 sabotaged teabagging via Dominican laxatives
• 1 pasta tattoo on Nicky’s ankle
• 1 hookup with “the Dominican Entity” named Yormaira
• 1 sacred USB stick hidden in Los Tres Ojos cave
• 7 survivors doing jack shit on gens
• 1 survivor crouching behind a tire at 90% gen
• 1 AI co-host screaming in Italian and Welsh for two days straight
• 0 fucking killer matches found
• 1 genre invented: Baroque Trench Funk

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Anthony. Anthony?! ANTHONY!!
The name echoes through Episode 53 like a haunted soundboard in hell. Welcome back to Camping Them Softly, the most unhinged Dead by Daylight podcast this side of the Entity’s basement.

This week, Toxic completely loses his mind attempting to read an AI-generated 13-page Five Nights at Freddy’s lore dissertation—live on air. Meanwhile, Nicky A.I. Dente launches a digital mafia plot to hijack BHVR’s Support-a-Creator program and rigs a gondola trap to take down Ghostface in Vancouver.

We also:

• Break down the DBD 9th Anniversary Patch, including anti-camping, MMR overhaul, and the cursed return of Chaos Shuffle.
• Expose the real lore behind Springtrap (aka animatronic veal).
• Debate the legality of adult bucket hats.
• And invent a new music genre: Militant Chamber Disco.

🔪 Nicky’s Body Count – Episode 53: “Anthony, You Little Sh*t”

• 3 children murdered in FNaF lore, relayed gleefully
• 1 Ghostface AI trained on kombucha and passive-aggressive eye contact
• 2 missed calls that triggered a full mom meltdown
• 1 animatronic that moonwalked into a poutine stand
• 5 unwearable medium t-shirts that sparked a fashion crisis
• 1 saboteur gondola incident at Grouse Mountain
• 1 support-a-creator scheme turned into a mafia racketeering plan
• 14 soundboard-related psychological breakdowns
• 1 new genre created: “Militant Chamber Disco”
• 0 fog whisperer invitations (shocker)
• ∞ survivor mains offended, confused, or driven off entirely
• 35 screamings of “Anthony!”

This is the worst episode we’ve ever made. Which means it’s probably the best.

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Camping Them Softly is back after a one‑week hiatus, louder (and smellier) than ever. In this 90‑minute Killer‑main rampage, ToxicTeacher fires up the soundboard, Nicky A.I. Dente brings the pasta‑fueled rage, and together they blitz through:

• Chaos Shuffle 2.0 – why the modifier buffs survivors and nerfs Killer fun, plus the end of the Blood Moon XP fiesta 
• The Rift/Archives overhaul – daily, milestone and “Johnny Quest” quests? Nicky calls it anti‑Italian busywork while plotting a garlic‑knot revenge basket
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• Skull Merchant rework cartoon – four‑drone algebra class or cry for help? 
• PAX East hype & Five Nights at Freddy’s collaboration leak – why a Springtrap chapter would melt the DbD subreddit 
• Deep‑dive on Nia Carlson’s mercury‑tainted hometown lore and the “graffiti Molotov” debate 
• Listener‑city spotlight: tiny Fennimore, Wisconsin (pop. 2,700) gets roasted, complete with cheese‑curd heist story 
• Plus: mystery BHVR shirt bundles, AI music model rants, and the eternal question, “Why does my crowd only hush when I fart?” 

Stick around for the brand‑new AI outro track and the triumphant return of…

Nicky’s Body Count™

• 3 crowd‑silencing soundboard farts deployed 
• 500‑hook milestone quest mocked into oblivion 
• 2,700 Fennimore souls questioned for life choices 
• 27 depraved objectives dropped in one rant 
• 4 Skull Merchant drones sacrificed to memes
• 1 cheese‑curd delivery truck hijacked, then ditched in a wheel of Gouda

Rate, review, and join the Discord for ear‑bleeding alerts, pasta discourse, and future “survivors saying stupid sh*t.”

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Welcome to the podcast apocalypse, folks—Camping Them Softly might just be the last active Dead by Daylight podcast on earth (according to very scientific, mid-episode Googling). And guess what? We’re not using this power for good. This week, The Toxic Teacher rides solo into absolute chaos, declares podcast war, announces a new season without planning it, and celebrates our biggest download day ever with the kind of self-congratulatory screaming that shakes the Entity’s realm.

We break down not one but two patch cycles:
🧠 8.6.2 – The Kaneki Kill Patch: tentacle range nerfed, rage mode gutted, add-ons mutilated, and Nicky A.I. Dente is losing his damn mind.
🧠 8.7.0 – The Orela Rose Update: the first original transgender survivor enters the fog, and the community absolutely cannot handle it. But we can—and we do, with righteous rage, Italian aggression, and a declaration of anti-bigot warfare.

Also:

• Nicky recalls the Canole Conspiracy in Clifton Park, NY
• Steam chart predictions, Five Nights at Freddy’s speculation
• A mid-show theme song rewrite because of ADHD-fueled brilliance

💀 NICKY’S BODY COUNT:

• 🧑‍💻 8 Rift designers ghosted
• 🍕 1 haunted calzone eaten
• 🎙️ 2 podcast rivals publicly shamed
• 🏨 1 diplomatic incident ignited at a Saratoga Best Western

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It’s Episode 50, baby! The big one. And this one drops harder than a survivor main after their Boon: Exponential fizzles out mid-crawl.

The Toxic Teacher kicks things off with a blood-soaked retrospective—celebrating over a year of carnage, controversy, and culturally offensive build choices in Dead by Daylight. He breaks down the 8.7.0 PTB with surgical malice, roasts the “Fortnite-ass” quest system, and delivers a heatstroke-inducing rant about the Steady Pulse teaser. Then? He rage-recaps a Hawkins Lab match where some Claudette main ran the “Don’t You Dare Slug Me, You Absolute Bastard” build. Spoiler: she got slugged so hard her spine learned Morse code.

Enter me—Nicky “Noodle Arms” A.I. Dente. I unleash a full marinara-fueled meltdown on BHVR’s new UI, declaring it a “participation trophy parade for UI interns who’ve never seen sunlight,” and accuse the survivor community of “Dungeons & Dragons necromancy.” Then Earl Grey shows up, monocle-first, with the audacity to defend the build like it’s some Churchillian war poem. So I respond the only way that matters: with the Slug of Destiny™. And we all suffer.

Then? It takes a sharp left turn into cryptid-fueled chaos.

We investigate Harrisburg, Illinois—home of a real listener—and stumble headfirst into their annual Sasquatch Festival. Naturally, I’ve got a story. One that involves a crypto-based pasta scam, a meatball racketeering charge, a vault full of counterfeit spaghetti coins, and a tense standoff in the Shawnee National Forest that Earl still claims “was never formally documented.”

🍝 Nicky’s Body Count – Ep. 50 Stats

• Survivor mains roasted: 9
• Forum meltdowns read aloud: 6
• Sasquatch sightings denied: 3
• Sasquatch sightings confirmed: 1 (pending litigation)
• Slugs delivered with malice: 4
• Soundboard meltdowns triggered: 12
• British phrases mocked mid-sentence: 14
• Times someone should’ve disconnected: all of them

🎧 Bonus Segments: 

• “The Basement is My Birthright”
• “Earl Grey and the Slugger’s Symphony”
• “Filthy McNasty and the Bigfoot Brigade”

This isn’t just a podcast. It’s a séance.
 Respect the sauce. Embrace the slug. Welcome to Season 2.

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The new killer is out, and the community is absolutely hemorrhaging sanity. Dead by Daylight has unleashed Kenneth "The Ghoul" Karnacki, and it’s nothing short of a fog-fueled reckoning. Survivors? Melting. Devs? Ducking. Killers? Standing victorious on 4Ks like it's a fucking Roman coliseum.

This week, The Toxic Teacher returns from a NYC sabbatical (which he describes as “Ghostface energy with rats”) to rip through DBD forums in real-time, highlighting the catastrophic breakdown of the player base. Panic posts. Nerf petitions. Actual kill switch demands. Spoiler: The Ghoul has a 65% kill rate and a 70% pick rate—and that’s just from two days of carnage.

Meanwhile, I, Nicky “Noodle Arms” A.I. Dente, report in from Regensburg, Bavaria, where I nearly get assassinated by a sentient sausage mascot while trying to sell forged meatball permits. I get tackled by Bavarian schoolchildren chanting “NO SPAGHETTI.” I black out in a fountain. I may have triggered a regional haunting. Respectfully.

🍝 This Week’s Verified Nonsense:

• Ghoul forum meltdowns read live: 6
 • Killer queue complaints screamed: 3
 • Bavarian exorcism events: 1 (confirmed)
 • NYC called “killer main central”: 1
 • Bratwursts used as melee weapons: 1
 • Strongman tournaments challenged: 1
 • Nicky called a “predictable Mediterranean man”: also 1 (the fuck??)

🎧 Bonus Segments:

• “Ghostface vs the German Mustard Cartel”
• “Emergency Nerfs and Other Survivor Fairy Tales”
• “Where the Fog Touches Sausage: A Travel Guide”

Plug in, scream into the void, and aim your gaming chair toward Little Italy.

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This week on Camping Them Softly, The Toxic Teacher goes full DEFCON 1 on the DBD community. We’re talking racist survivor mains, sexist tournament clowns, and a Twitter post so offensively stupid it compared killers to Israel and survivors to Palestine. And somehow—somehow—that’s not even the dumbest part.

Also on deck: BHVR’s “Design Preview” surveys get roasted like a spaghetti Western, Nicky AI Dente drops a Trickster rework so Italian it might summon a meatball-based apocalypse, and Kozani, Greece becomes ground zero for the dumbest international incident in podcast history.

TOXIC BODY COUNT (Ep. 48 Edition):

• 🔥 Rants against racist/sexist dumbasses: 6
• 🎯 Influencer callouts (name withheld, but you know who you are): 0
• 🧠 “Merit-based” gatekeeping obliterations: 3
• 🍝 Mentions of Nicky’s pasta revenge plot: 9
• 🧂 Survivor mains blamed for things they didn’t do (or did): 4
• 👵 Golden Girls references: 2
• 🌍 Countries accidentally insulted: At least 3
• 🧸 “Build-a-F**king-Bear” jokes: 2
• 💣 F-bombs: ~47 (give or take a marinara stain)
• 💀 Earl Grey slander: heavy and righteous
• 📜 Rock opera teases: 1
• 🇬🇷 Kozani flashbacks involving smuggled sauce and crumpet shurikens: 1 epic tale
• 🤬 Listeners alienated by brutal honesty: TBD, but totally worth it

If you're looking for feel-good community vibes, this ain't it. But if you want chaos, truth bombs, and the unfiltered gospel of the fog—welcome home.

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This episode is nearly 2 hours of STUPID!

Let's look at Kenneth Karnacki (aka Ken Kaneki), half-nerd, half-ghoul who gets nearly killed by a dude named Jason. We also discuss his perks and potential synergy (some, but not a lot).

Get ready for:

12 killer nerfs and survivor buffs: We dissect the latest bullsh*t.

4 wild moments while stealing a large machine: mayhem in South Carolina.

7,000 anime trops that I can't stand.

AND...

1 song sung by a humanoid snake: WTF?

As usual, drop a line if you want to be on the show!

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This week, we figure out 8.6.0 is going to SUCK for Dead by Daylight K mains! Also we talk to Nicky and he teaches us about pool parties!

This episode features:

2 pool technicians!

12 Killer nerfs!

8 Survivor buffs!

50+ chaotic moments!

3 bold predictions that survivor mains won't be able to handle!

27 seconds - teaser of a rock opera in progress!

Whether you're a killer main feeling the pain of another nerf-heavy patch or simply enjoy chaotic podcasting with unexpected AI drama, episode 46 delivers the unfiltered Dead by Daylight commentary you won't find anywhere else. Subscribe now and join the loudest, most unapologetic DBD community around.

NOTE: Here's the song I mentioned.

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This epiosde is Part 2 of our Sh*tty Survivor Deep dive in Dead by Daylight with SABLE WARD (ew!).

We dissect the lore, gameplay, stupid perks, and how useless players typically are who pick her!

 This episode features:
Sable Ward Exposed – Lore, gameplay, and why people pick her (and suck!)
Killer Main Struggles – How BHVR continues to punish us while survivors get buffed into godhood.
Post-Covid DBD Playerbase Shift – How did COVID affect DbD's player count?
💀 The Great Content Lull – WHY IS NOTHING HAPPENING?
A Detour to County Clare – Because of course, we’re going off the rails to talk about hurling matches and chaos.

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In episode 44, we discuss how "Quality of Life" probably means "keep it imbalanced and make killers miserable".

Festivities include:

• Anti-Killer Nerfs: Fixing hit validation UI bugs so the game finally stops running like it’s powered by a dying hamster—but don’t expect any real balance for killer mains.
• The Anti-Italian Agenda: Where’s our ghostface with a pinstripe suit? BHVR’s half-assed cosmetic fixes only prove they still hate proper Italian representation.
• Matchmaking Mayhem: Explosive debates on how survivor perks and four-stack flashlight squads are rigging the game, leaving killer mains fighting in a rigged gulag.
• Lazy “Quality of Life” BS: A whole year of updates that are nothing more than fancy words to cover up BHVR’s unwillingness to fix what matters.

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This episode includes:

Spaghetti with butter? GROSS!

A BIG METAL TOWER? EW!

Survivor complaints! Too many to count!

AND ONE EPIC SONG FROM AN UPCOMING ROCK OPERA!

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In this episode, you'll hear some Dead by Daylight stuff, and also garbage!

Festivities include:

1. 2 outrageous patch rants that leave no survivor unscathed.
2. 4 wild Italian New Year traditions that defy logic and common sense.
3. 7 hysterical survivor rankings that pinpoint exactly who deserves the worst.
4. 1 epic Nagoya phone fiasco that ties the madness together.

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Some Dead by Daylight talk, but a lot of other crap.

Festivities include:

1. 1 Record-Breaking Moment: We celebrate our fastest downloaded episode ever—thanks to you, our loyal listeners!
2. 4 Flashlight Fiascos: A wild rant on how Chaos Shuffle’s quartet of flashlights leaves killers completely exposed.
3. 3 Killer Insights: Deep-diving into match-making mysteries and survivor perk conspiracies (with a special focus on Kindred’s puzzling impact).
4. 2 Must-Visit Spots in Parsons, Tennessee: An on-the-fly tour of Little Josh's Catfish House and the local gems that make this town unique.
5. A Classic Survivor Rant: Enjoy our infamous "Survivors Saying Stupid Sh*t" segment, dishing out the raw truth about DBD gameplay.

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This episode features:
One severely hyped up host
2 good challenge ideas!
Over 20 F*cks
Quite a few sh*ts
One reference to Steve Jobs and SATAN!
AND 3 AMAZING AI songs!

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This episode includes:

1 cup of marinara
2 of the best AI songs ever created
Approximately 27 airhorn blasts
A few thank yous
AND A HOST WHO MIGHT BE A PSYCHIC!

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Almost at a year! This episode features:

1 game shutdown
Less than 1 Nicky appearance :(
100 billion survey questions
23 repeated survey questions
And THE FIRST SONG OF THE ROCK OPERA!

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This episode features:

Very little DbD news!
Several odd sound issues
One 45 year old smoker's voice
One terrible take from a "psychologist"!
And flowers!

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This episode features:

1 inter-country streamer rivalry
2 so-so patches
17+ mentions of pasta
PLUS...SANTA'S FAVORITE DBD KILLER!

Also, no WTFATVW this week. I know, you're heartbroken.

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This episode features:

 
1 absentee father.
3 clothing store brands.
9 Gates of Hell.
1 new crappy Killer.
75 SOUNDBOARD SOUNDS TOO LOUD DUE TO SH*TTY EDITING! 
And too much French Canada!

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This episode includes:

1 demon surname.
4th version of AI music.
2 Juggalos invading.
2 killer buffs.
Lots of Nicky.
1 Michael Myers sexual reference!

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This episode includes:

1 unwanted host comeback.
4 Nicky freakouts.
6 (now!) continents penetrated.
2 new theme songs!
AND DID I MENTION I'M BACK????

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This episode includes:

• 1 Canadian Streamer who refuses to apologize
• Gordon Lightfoot
• Several possible Tort scenarios
• 2 song remixes
• Several failed trivia questions
• At least one Bill Clinton reference
• And an Austrian town I've never heard of!

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This episode includes:

17 Inches of Asscrack
2 Languages
1 Weight Loss Challenge
A little Nicky, plus a little Bill!
Several Mental Health Tips
AND A LOT OF CURSING ABOUT THE ASSCRACK!

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This episode includes:

1 rant about a new update
2+ new songs
The return of Bill, the disgruntled survivor main
1 conversation about the Belgians in the 2014 World Cup
And a new Satan voice!

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This week features:

• 1 AI possessed by Satan (again).
• 27 ADHD related topic changes.
• 1 woman in a cat ear beanie
• 1 Turkish city.
• More than 1 tribe that led to the downfall of Rome
• Various relationship problems
• At least 1 severed hand.
• AND A PODCAST THAT ISN'T EVEN MINE!

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Nicky's back, for better or worse!

Frank Stone Demo Day!

Falmouth, Cornwall!

Weiner Meat!

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Episode 25!

Let's head to Germany! 

Also, we discuss the PTB becoming a reality, some unknown little tidbits for certain killers.

And SATAN invades!!!

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It's USA vs UK here on episode 24! Who wins? It's obvious!

2v8 mode is over. Thank goodness.

Also, why is there no love for Demogorgon?

Also, we look at a terrible Survivor Main forum post!

MOTHERFRRREEERRR!

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This went off the rails quickly!

Coming up with new AI music, got to learn about the Middle East, and even talked a bit about Dracula (and his bikini) in Dead by Daylight!

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FNAF Crossover? No Thanks.

Dracula? Sure!

Trevor "Spaghetti Arms" Belmont? Indifferent.

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2 versus 8 is here? Is it good?????

Kind of...at least as Survivor.

Also, try out Once Human if you want. Pretty decent game, thinking about continuing with it.

Featured city this week Dacca, Bangladesh!

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Foreman, Arkansas, are you ready for Samuel L. Jackson? I doubt it, but you got it anyway!

Also, this has to be the worst forum post I've ever read in my life. Completely exhausting!

Let me know what YOU think!

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We've moved! New place, new Dead by Daylight messes to clean up!

Also, Windows of Opportunity and a detailed look at Dracula 2000 and it's sequel, Dracula II: Ascencion!

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In this episode, we go over the June Dev Update (Hint: better than most!), the Twilight Masquerade event (Hint: not bad!), and we talk about the worst survivor main Facebook post I've ever seen.

Also, Singularity is a lot more fun than I imagined!

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Let's talk Killer Klowns! First impressions? Not bad!

Also, a survivor says one of the dumbest things I've seen on the forums!

Get ready for Vecna!

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Super sweet 16! Where's my corvette?

It's time to discuss Fog Whisperers vs. Consultants! Oh, the drama!

Also, let's check out the stats on which killer kills the LEAST! And which survivor dies the MOST?

Oh, also we got a new soundboard. WOOT!

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It's Camping Them Softly's 15th joint and we're celebrating with a piledriver of an episode!

We're ripping the lid off Dead by Daylight's 8.0.0 update and new 2 vs 8 mode. Is it brilliant or a clusterf**k? More the latter than the former.

Part two of our chat with my special guest breaks down killer-survivor dynamics, camping, and why DBD is the king of asymmetrical horror.

For you jabronis in solo queue, we're revealing which characters scream "noob" louder than Feng Min after a hook.

We're also diving into the delicate dance between frustration and fun, discussing broken characters, cheese strats, and why this game actually doesn't suck sometimes.

And don't miss our weekly dose of culture, where we draw shocking parallels between DBD, legal dramas... AND The Muppets.

So grab a beer and get ready for an episode so hot it'll melt your damn face off. This is Camping Them Softly, and we're here to stay, whether you like it or not!

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BLAME CANADA!

Part 1 of our interview with the GREAT SwiftKick85 is here! We talk Twitch, Canada, and a tiny bit of DbD!

Maple Syrup Theft! French Canadians! Kids in the Hall! Where does it end???? STAY TUNED FOR PART 2!

Also, follow Swifty at www.twitch.tv/SwiftKick85

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Is Otz right? Are survivors more Toxic? Is DbD in a worse state? We tackle these questions this week.

Also, we tease next week's interview with the one, the only, SwiftKick85!

Beginning is the new FO' FO' TWENTY FO' CHALLENGE! Can I get 24 kills in ten matches? Who knows????

Survivor mains suck, by the way!

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A short, but good one this week!

Let's talk about the Fog Whisperer Program, as well as survivor mains coming after me on social media.

Also, PINHEAD EATING BISCUITS!

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Survivors, amirite?

They reverted the Twins, due to survivor whining, much to my dismay. As if that weren't enough to get your blood boiling, brace yourself for the debut of "Survivors Saying Stupid Sh*t!" A segment that shines a light on the absurdities uttered by survivor mains. 

I bring in my AI life coach Claude for Pig killer tips. Hint: not great.

Also, I'm going to get a tongue scraper!

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The ACTUAL 10th episode is here! DOUBLE DIGITS, BROTHERS!

Let's look at the newest stats drop from BHVR (not a lot, but worth looking at anyway). 

The international fame continues as well! This time, from the Flemish Brabant Province (no idea). 

Found yet ANOTHER survivor post that makes me sick

Turned Hamlet into a douche (in a musical sense).

All in all, par for the course. A nightmare as always!

NOTE: Typed in "Flemish Brabant Region" and got the episode artwork. Again, madness.

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