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This week, Princess is wrapping up:

--Something she doesn't want to talk about
--How to bully your favorite popstar-
-Kody and Robyn's retirement
--Riding in coach with the richest woman you know
--Lightening striking twice with Gypsy Rose Blanchard

This week, Princess is joined by Chy (@flychy) to discuss Kim's blind items, Kanye's heel turn, and whatever happened to The Old Khloe.

content warning: child abuse, mental illness

This week, Princess is trying something new. Patreon subscribers can watch the video content of this episode as she wraps up:

--whatever is going on with Milania Giudice
--Nikole Hannah-Jones' poor decisions
--Taylor Frankie Paul's "exit" from Secret Lives of Mormon Wives
--whatever ice coffee did to everybody

Kourtney and Kim Take New York, Season 2, Episode 5

This week, Princess is joined by Nampande to discuss whether Jonathan Cheban is gay. That's the whole episode. Oh and they workshop a script for The Mighty Ducks 4 at the end.

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This week, Princess is wrapping up:

--KJ Bierman
--Mary the Sex Offender
--The Safe Black with No Hair

Kourtney and Kim Take New York, Season 2, Episode 4

This week, Princess wants to talk about The Prince of Egypt but instead has to talk about three fake storylines that we could have skipped entirely.

This week, Princess is wrapping up:

--Ciara is not using her butt
--Fat Joe's black daddy
--Aaron Rodgers' sob story
--those unleased boyfriends

This week, Princess is wrapping up:

--Gloria Steinem
--Brittany's restraining order
--Raven's racial identity politics
--Phaedra & CT

content warning: incest, sexual assault, drug use

Kourtney and Kim Take New York, Season 2, Episode 3

This week, Princess is joined by Sonia (@nochillarybanks) to talk about Kris' lackluster career, Scott revisionist history, and not going full Mackenzie Phillips.

This week, Princess is wrapping up:

--the Grim Reaper
--Kenya Moore's face
--Target's minstrel costume
--Leah Remini's new job

Kourtney and Kim Take New York, Season 2, Episode 2

This week, Princess has on Naudia (@irl_internet_girl) to talk about Scott's bender, Kourtney's lack of home training, and what goes down in the BBMs.

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This week, Princess is wrapping up:

--Hayden Panettiere
--KJ Biermann
--Drew Afualo
--Jordyn Woods

Kourtney and Kim Take New York, Season 2, Episode 1

This week, Princess is joined by THEE Kara Berry (@everyonesbusinessbutmine) to dive into Kim's bad marriage, Kourtney's bad ideas, and good ole early-2010s chaos. Season 22 of Bye Pumkin starts right now.

This week, Princess is wrapping up:

--How to lose a job in 20 vacation days
--It's too early to have school discourse this stupid
--When are the PR people for Katseye gonna come back from FMLA????

content warning: sexual assault, sexual coercion, childhood sexual assault, self-harm, eating disorders

This week, Princess wishes she didn't watch a very bad documentary about big women and the creep that invited them to his house.

content warning: eating disorders, self harm

This week, Princess is wrapping up:

--Britni Griner's divorce
--Ariana's break
--Katseye's shrinking lineup
--Perez Hilton's karma

This week, Princess is watching Stassi's new show so that you don't have to.

This week, Princess is wrapping up:
--Black Panther casting
--bonnet discourse
--dating bisexual men
--Nara Smith's girl boss era

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This week, Princess is wrapping up:
--getting tricked by a 13yo
--why you probably need a lab mix from the shelter
--how to get uninvited
--being quiet on that damn creek.

content warning: sexual assault, child death

This week, Princess wants to talk about Lestat's version. 

content warning: sexual assault, childhood sexual assault

This week, Princess is wrapping up:

--virtue signaling on the left
--Kathy Griffin's stunts and show
--prayers up for Milania

My Fair Brady, Season 1, Episode 9

This week, Princess wants to talk about Adrienne's shut up ring.

Arguing over air conditioning.

Lena Dunham's book is a curse.

Arguing with a 19yo trad wife.

Consensual voice message.

Dr. Kameelah against the internet.

content warning: drug use, infant death

This week, Princess thinks Lamar Odom looks like a mild dud, that Rob was smoking crack in Khloe's house, and that Khloe has got to figure out how to stop abandoning herself.

Taylor's version of a wedding.

Brooklyn Beckham's very private commercial.

Toy Store 5 upsets Mama Bear.

Lizzo needs to go home.

My Fair Brady, S1, E8

This week, Princess is having super secondhand embarrassment from all the begging going down in Puerto Rico.

Colin's book.

Aloneness Influencer.

Beyonce's family vlogging

content warning: sexual abuse, sexual assault, child abuse, graphic medical talk, and suicide.

This week, Princess read Lena Dunham's book and now you have to hear about it.

Note from Princess: this episode's recording could have been way better. There are a couple of places where I hit the mic and I hate that it's in there but taking it out would be too much work at this point. Sorry!

This episode was originally aired as a bonus episode on 4.30.26. If this content is something you'd like to hear more, consider subscribing at www.patreon.com/byepumkin. 

BTS tour

Nate Bargatze

Jennifer Lopez coparenting

90s Kid Summer

My Fair Brady, Season 1, Episode 7

This week, Princess wants to talk about Puerto Rico, string bikinis, and laying on the ground any time you're asked an awkward question.

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--Ariana Grande

--Latto vs Cardi B

--Decentering smug Europeans

My Fair Brady, Season 1, Episode 6

This week, Princess is meeting Adrienne's mom.

My Fair Brady, Season 1, Episode 5

This week, Princess is going back to Joliet with Chris and Adrienne. (Skip ahead about 30 minutes to get past the Dominique Morgan talk.)

This week, Princess is trying to figure out who kidnapped and murdered those kids at the BurgerChef in 1978.

Shout to Ashley for sponsoring this episode. If you'd like to sponsor an episode, send a message to hello@byepumkinpodcast.com

This episode was oringially published on 1.29.26 on the Bye Pumkin Patreon. 

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This week, Princess watched the 46-part Youtube documentary on the Nature Boy cult and now you're gonna hear about it.

My Fair Brady, Season 1, Episode 4

This week, Princess is trying to figure out why Adrianne can't take a shower by herself.

My Fair Brady, Season 1, Episode 3

This week, Princess is talking about sleeping with men who don't like you, negging people you love, and porn couches.

This week, Adrianne and Chris are doing a Valentine's Day redo and Princess is trying to not to rant about the American school system. 

My Fair Brady, Season 1, Episode 1

This week, Princess wants to talk about when Adrienne Curry and Christopher Knight were a weird ass couple.

Content warning: sexual assault, child abuse, drug abuse

This week, Princess forgot it was Easter. Instead of recording a new episode on a holiday weekend, she is posting a rerun about Aileen Wuoronos.

This week, Princess fixes cheating friends, emotional meltdowns, and adoption.

Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, Season 4

This week, Princess quits the podcast. Nampande joins her and quits the podcast, too. And there's some talk about these Mormon weirdos, how boring season 4 was, and the meanest, most evil leprechaun to ever get a divorce on tv.

This week, Princess wants to talk about soulmates, MLMs, and the most punchable face on the Internet.

Shout out to Theresa for sponsoring this episode. If you want to sponsor an episode, send a message to hello@byepumkinpodcast.com. 

This week, Princess wants to talk about how many more of you bitches are going to jail!

This week, Princess and her gravelly voice talk about Reza, MJ, GG, and their new friends. She gets into how to win against a dead woman, whether someone needs to call CPS on GG, and where the fuck is Reza's baby.

The Rachel Zoe Project, Season 1, Episode 6

This week, Princess shuts down season 20 with Rachel and co's meltdowns on Oscar day.

The Rachel Zoe Project, Season 1, Episode 5

This week, Princess is talking Rachel crying, Rodger's ridiculous hair, and what to do when your uncle dies during Oscar week.

The Rachel Zoe Project, Season 1, Episode 4

This week's episode is a little short. (Maybe because last week's was so long!) But Princess does get into the second part of Rachel's trip to NY Fashion Week, including Brad in drag and Rachel lying about money.

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The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, Seasons 1-3T

his week, Princess is joined by Nampande to talk about her ill advised binge watch of seasons 1-3 of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. In this super long episode, Princess loses her morals due to Hulu reality tv programming, a rumor is started about cast member, and Nampande gets Princess to change her mind.

The Rachel Zoe Project, Season 1, Episode 3

This week, Princess has a 10 minute rant that you can skip or not. Also, Rachel Zoe is in NY, wearing fur and pretending to ignore her husband.