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But Make It Hallmark

Chinggay and Patty

Tv & Film

Frequency: 1 episode/21d. Total Eps: 81

Movie reviews… but make it Hallmark. Fangirls Chinggay and Patty flex their film rating muscles as they work their way through the Hallmark Cinematic Universe. All bets are off as they judge movie meet cutes, almost kisses, and fawn over their onscreen and offscreen HCU faves

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10/12/2024
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05/12/2024
#30

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Touchdown of All Touchdowns

Season 5 · Episode 13

Tuesday, December 3, 2024 • Duration 01:09:51

… we survived Thanksgiving Week, Hallmark-style

Chinggay and Patty live out the true Christmas miracle—watching all eight movies from Thanksgiving week. We got it all this week—a few awful ones that no one should watch (or rewatch), some middle of the road movies with people we love (s/o to Wes Brown and Marco Grazzini), a time-traveling dark horse of a movie, and then there are the hits. Props go to the Hallmark Scandi team for taking us to Iceland and Finland. And all hail the Chiefs for making this partnership with the Hallmark Channel the touchdown of the season.

Debbie Macomber’s Joyful Mrs. Miracle (Rachel Boston, Pascal Lamothe-Kipnes, Tanner Novlan, Matthew James Dowden and Max Lloyd-Jones)

Believe in Christmas (Meghan Ory and John Reardon)
Christmas Under the Lights (Heather Hemmens, Marco Grazzini)
Deck the Walls (Ashley Greene, Wes Brown, Danny Pellegrino)
The Finnish Line (Kim Matula, Beau Mirchoff, Nichole Sakura)
The Christmas Quest (Lacey Chabert, Kristoffer Polaha)
A ‘90s Christmas (Eva Bourne, Chandler Massey, Katherine Barrell)
Holiday Touchdown: A Chiefs Love Story (Hunter King, Tyler Hynes)

Thanks to ⁠Pietro Lazatin⁠ for our music and ⁠Paola Lazatin⁠ for our cover art. Follow us on Instagram: ⁠@butmakeithallmark

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Kimberly Sustad, you are a genius

Season 5 · Episode 12

Tuesday, November 26, 2024 • Duration 36:04

… and just like that, we’re back on the naughty list

Chinggay and Patty hate on half the movies that came out this week, but are fully in love and committed to #MIraclesOfChristmas “A Novel Noel” and #CountdownToChristmas “Three Wiser Men and a Boy.” Skip the below-average hospital movie and the even worse marriage boot camp movie in favor of repeat watches starring Hallmark regulars Julie, Brendan, Tyler, Paul, and Andrew. Bonus: An extra round of F and M because we cannot K anyone in this week’s best movie.

To Have and to Holiday (Madeleine Arthur, Robert Bazzocchi, Eric Close)
Christmas on Call (Sara Canning and Ser’Darius Blain with a cameo appearance by Donna Kelce)
A Novel Noel (Julie Gonzalo, Brendan Penny)
Three Wiser Men and a Boy (Paul Campbell, Tyler Hynes, Andrew Walker, Margaret Colin)

Thanks to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Pietro Lazatin⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for our music and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Paola Lazatin⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for our cover art. Follow us on Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@butmakeithallmark

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Love is Blind

Saturday, April 27, 2024 • Duration 48:52

Chinggay and Patty fixate on their current Hallmark kinks: Patagonia sad dads and crumbs from a kind friend-to-lover. This week’s movies fall under No Man’s Land season, where random themes reign supreme — female empowerment care of fighter pilot moms and car mechanic daughters. Two favourite actresses, Erin Cahill and Rachel Boston, return for less than stellar movies; and two favourite Hallmark hunks Niall Matter and Tyler Hynes battle it out (and fail). At the end of the day, it’s the dude who scratches the dependability itch that trumps all.

John Mayer dependability kink

A Taste of Love (Erin Cahill, Martin Kove)

The More Love Grows (Rachel Boston, Warren Christie)

Come Fly with Me (Heather Hemmes, Niall Matter)

Shifting Gears (Katherine Barrell, Tyler Hynes)

Guiding Emily (Sarah Drew, Antonio Cupo)

Thanks to Pietro Lazatin for our music and Paola Lazatin for our cover art

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But Make It Austen

Saturday, March 23, 2024 • Duration 46:07

Chinggay and Patty get loud, proud, and prejudiced because it’s Austen month on the Hallmark Channel! It is a truth universally acknowledged that when certain actors who BMIH has deemed disgraced come on-screen, you get a pod filled with intense rage. On the opposite end of the spectrum, this season is also happily full of intense longing, love, and female empowerment… thanks to the dazzling display of talent presented by old faves Will Kemp, Mallory Jansen, and newcomer Eliza Bennett. Fellow Jane-ites, you’ll need to give this ep a listen.

Love & Jane (Alison Sweeney, Benjamin Ayres)

Sense & Sensibility (Deborah Ayorinde, Bethany Antonia, Dan Jeannotte)

Paging Mr. Darcy (Mallory Jansen, Will Kemp)

An American in Austen (Eliza Bennett, Nicholas Bishop)

Thanks to Pietro Lazatin for our music and Paola Lazatin for our cover art

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Hallmark Olympics 2024

Saturday, February 10, 2024 • Duration 47:24

Chinggay and Patty actually get through New Year New Movies without a hitch! The year started with a slew of sports offset by Hallmark’s usual tropes. Rugby + fascination with a foreign land, golf + dead moms, aerial silks + small town festival. The one movie that managed to steer clear of any tropes, of course, took our breath away—and we have Laci J. Mailley’s fabulous bob and Marco Grazzini to thank for that.

A Scottish Love Scheme (Erika Durance, Jordan Young)

Love on the Right Course (Ashley Newbrough, Marcus Rosner)

Betty’s Bad Luck in Love (Laci J. Mailley, Marco Grazzini)

Romance with a Twist (Jocelyn Hudon, Olivier Renaud)

Thanks to Pietro Lazatin for our music and Paola Lazatin for our cover art

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Hallmark Christmas Wrapped, 2023

Thursday, December 28, 2023 • Duration 01:07:11

Chinggay and Patty share their Top 12 movies from this year’s Countdown to Christmas and Miracles of Christmas season. This year, we get fans, family, and friends to share their thoughts on our top picks; and rank our best holiday movies from across the years. It’s been a rollercoaster of a season—thanks for sticking it out with us!

Round and Round (Vic Michaelis, Bryan Greenberg, Rick Hoffman)

A Biltmore Christmas (Bethany Joy Lenz, Kristoffer Polaha, Jonathan Frakes, Robert Picardo)

Never Been Chris’d (Janel Parrish, Pascal Lamothe-Kipnes, Tyler Hynes)

Christmas Island (Rachel Skarsten, Andrew Walker)

Haul Out the Holly: Lit Up (Lacey Chabert, Wes Brown, Stephen Tobolowsky, Melissa Peterman, Ellen Travolta)

My Christmas Guide (Amber Marshall, Ben Mehl)

Holiday Hotline (Emily Tennant, Niall Matter)

Mystic Christmas (Jessy Schram, Chandler Massey, Patti Murin, William R. Moss)

Rescuing Christmas (Rachael Leigh Cook, Sam Page)

A Season for Family (Brendan Penny, Stacey Farber, Benjamin Jacobson, Azriel Dalman)

A Not So Royal Christmas (Brooke D'Orsay, Will Kemp)

Flipping for Christmas (Ashley Newbrough, Marcus Rosner)

Thanks to Pietro Lazatin for our music and Paola Lazatin for our cover art

It's Hell Down Here

Friday, December 22, 2023 • Duration 32:50

Chinggay and Patty throw well-deserved shade at nearly every movie this week and unwillingly come up with a nice movie amidst a sea of naughty ones (the bar was on the floor for the end of Countdown to Christmas). That said, we celebrate our lezzie queens and admit that all we want for Christmas is a Sugar Daddy.

Sealed with a List (Kate Findlay, Evan Roderick)

Friends & Family Christmas (Humberly Gonzalez, Ali Liebert)

An Ice Palace Romance (Celeste Desjardins, Marcus Rosner)

The Secret Gift of Christmas (Megan Ohry, Christopher Russell)

Miracle in Bethlehem, PA (Laura Vandervoort, Benjamin Ayres)

Heaven Down Here (Krystal Joy Brown, Tina Lifford, Juan Riedinger, Richard Harmon, Phylicia Rashad)

Thanks to Pietro Lazatin for our music and Paola Lazatin for our cover art

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Hanukkah’s on Fire

Friday, December 15, 2023 • Duration 53:36

Chinggay and Patty just cannot with Hallmark’s attempt at making a “This is Us” movie; plus Paul Campbell and Kimberly Sustad come to the screens but in separate movies, and it breaks our hearts a little. We celebrate Sam Page’s return to the channel (with Rachael Leigh Cook as an added bonus). And for the fourth year in a row, Hanukkah steals our hearts, wipes the competition, and kicks Christmas movies to the curb.

Round and Round (Vic Michaelis, Bryan Greenberg, Rick Hoffman)

Rescuing Christmas (Rachael Leigh Cook, Sam Page)

Magic in Mistletoe (Lyndie Greenwood, Paul Campbell)

To All a Good Night (Kimberley Sustad, Mark Ghanimé)

Christmas on Cherry Lane (Catherine Bell, Jonathan Bennett, John Brotherton, Erin Cahill, James Denton, Vincent Rodriguez III)

Thanks to Pietro Lazatin for our music and Paola Lazatin for our cover art

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Will Kemp Heals All

Friday, December 8, 2023 • Duration 34:16

Chinggay and Patty trudge through another round of mediocre movies saved by one gem and one gem alone. There’s the yearly call to arms protesting the Time For x Miracles of Christmas movies, and an unfortunately messy Mahogany movie with what would have been a promising cast (hello again, Ronnie Rowe Jr.). Hallmark’s Fascination with a Foreign Land transports us to Norway this week, and we’re also whipped off to a fake kingdom where Will Kemp pretends to be a Count. Disclaimer: we slept through many of the week’s duds.

Time for Her to Come Home for Christmas (Shenaie Grimes-Beech, Chris Carmack, Grace Leer)

Christmas with a Kiss (Mishael Morgan, Ronnie Rowe Jr., Jaime M. Calica)

My Norweigan Holiday (Rhiannon Fish, David Elsendoorn)

A Not So Royal Christmas (Brooke D'Orsay, Will Kemp)

Thanks to Pietro Lazatin for our music and Paola Lazatin for our cover art

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Here’s Looking at You, Kid

Friday, December 1, 2023 • Duration 01:01:32

Chinggay and Patty speed through eight movies in under a week and weed through the naughty ones so you don’t have to watch them. Fast forward through holiday mediocrity and more couples in trouble and hit pause for a surprise makeout scene. We see Patty’s most beloved tropes from across the Pond demolished, and Chinggay gives in to Love, Actually-inspired schmaltz. The clear winners of the week are Hallmark’s go big or go home fare: a zany neighbourhood comedy and time-traveling Bethany Joy Lenz with 1940s Kristoffer Polaha in “A Biltmore Christmas.”

Our Christmas Mural (Alex Paxton-Beesley, Dan Jeannot)

Catch Me If You Claus (Italia Ricci, Luke Macfarlane)

A Season for Family (Brendan Penny, Stacey Farber, Benjamin Jacobson, Azriel Dalman)

Christmas in Notting Hill (Sarah Ramos, William Moseley)

Letters to Santa (Katie Leclerc, Rafael de la Fuente)

Holiday Road (Sara Canning, Warren Christie)

Haul Out the Holly: Lit Up (Lacey Chabert, Wes Brown, Stephen Tobolowsky, Melissa Peterman, Ellen Travolta, Seth Morris, Jennifer Aspen)

A Biltmore Christmas (Bethany Joy Lenz, Kristoffer Polaha, Jonathan Frakes, Robert Picardo)

Thanks to Pietro Lazatin for our music and Paola Lazatin for our cover art

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