The boys get haircuts from Andrew’s Italian hairdresser Lorenzo. We talk going to your own funeral, why babies look like old men and the latest scoop on The Baldwins.

The boys workshop a right wing Doctor Who spinoff series, Luke Skywalker can’t keep his trousers on and we're worried about conscription.

This week we talk about BODMAS, how to properly use a middle finger and how to solve the Met Police.

The boys discuss how annoying it is when pizzas not cut before it's served, try and work out what 'The Whale' is about from the poster and of course discuss Gary Lineker. Discussion starts around 47 minute mark.

The boys complain about the weather mostly.

Today we are joined by brilliant singer-songwriter Eloise to talk about what it means to be 'quaint' and her upcoming album 'Drunk on a Flight'. (Also Andrew's GF lol)

Andrew went to paris and stayed in a lovely hotel. Horatio went to cardiff and stayed in an awful hostel. We also talk for 30 minutes about bread cultures around the world.

Todays the boys discuss whether anything will stop the production of Alec Baldwin's Rust, Rihanna's Superbowl halftime performance and the Chinese Spy Balloon fiasco.

This week we talk about why Andrew hates walking, how problematic little Britain was and Leo's steadfastness in the face of contraversy.

Bebe Cave is back on the pod for her third appearance! We talk everything from Love Island to the new Sam Smith music video.

The boys discuss drinking too much caffeine, Alec Baldwin being charged for manslaughter and the hysteria around Rishi not wearing a seatbelt.

The boys reflect on the live pod, discuss Horatio's new found love of chess and Andrews hatred of people who stand still on vertical escalators.

The boys discuss the fall of the UK's horniest bald man, worry about turning bald themselves and review Wicked on the big screen.

We are joined by the brilliant Irish comedian Mike Rice on today's episode. Discussing his life growing up on a farm, Prince Harry and Boozing.   Follow Mike at @mikericecomedy.

The boys debrief on Christmas and New Years where Andrew watched all of the Mission Impossible films on his own.

The boys spend far too long talking about pie and weight gain before discussing how salt bae crashing one of sports most iconic moments proves that history is well and truly dead.

It's the 150th Episode! To celebrate this milestone the boys drink a classy glass of prosecco while discussing how many cups of water it would take to flood Bangladesh, reflect on Englands loss in the world cup and discuss Harry and Meghan.

The boys are back to talk about Michael Bublé, the strange allure of the flat cap and how they want to dress as old men.

The boys discuss watching the England games in pubs, the need for a new name for parties and have their annual discussion about Spotify wrapped.

The boys discuss the bleak feeling in the country at the moment and then debate in detail the contraversies around the Qatar world cup and how it's maybe not as simple as some people are making out.

The boys discuss the no poo movement (the movements against using shampoo), Pete Davidson bagging the belle of the ball and debate our everchanging views on Matt Hancock.

The boys talk about Andrew's trip to La, Kanye and Elon's behaviour on twitter.

Andrew is state side in the city of Angels!. We talk about his insane plane journey over, Matt Hancock joining I'm a celeb and the LA Comedy Store.

We reflect upon Catholic Guilt, tears on the Wicked Press Tour and Andrew goes moshpitting.

The boys discuss Andrew's forthcoming trip to LA, getting surly with charity workers and their shared apathy for Spooky Season.

The boys talk about soceital collapse, our overexposure to Giraffes and which animated characters we'd sleep with.

The boys talk how they are getting worse at small talk, how Facebook is coming back as the only great social media platform and Andrew reviews 'Now You See Me 2'

The boys discuss the news that Alec Baldwin's film 'Rust' has restarted production and debate the whether a Canadian teacher's giant prosethtic breasts are inapporpriate for teaching.

We're back with another hot Q & A! Where we field all the questions and queires from our global fanbase. We also have been approached by a local clarevoyant asking if we want assistance breaking black magic curses.

The boys discuss showbiz meetings, the Queen's funeral and re-visit absolutely extraodinary story of the 2018 Thai Cave Rescue after watching Ron Howard's 'Thirteen Lives'.

After 6 long weeks away the boys are finally reunited for an extra long episode as Horatio comes back from the Jungle to find his Queen dead and his country in tatters.

Live from the Edinburgh Fringe Festival Paddy Young steps in for Andrew to talk about Top Gun: Maverick, how family holiday when you're 15 are the horniest places in the world and being addicted to mobile gaming.

On the third Boys Gone Wild from the Edinburgh Fringe festival. Horatio talks about once again getting night terrors from the psychedelic powers of the KFC's 11 spice mix and Andrew discusses that even though he's stopped drinking mid week he is developing an addiction to Tetris and Berocca which is starting to ruin his life.

The boys discuss Horatio's Edinburgh audiences so far, Andrew's trip to Brighton Pride and whether they can both be difficult in social situations.

We celebrate the life of spiritual stoic Old Dry Keith, the experience of watching network TV with the nation and Andrew laments the rise in celebrity lookalike contests.

BUY TICKETS TO MY EDINBURGH SHOW HERE: https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/many-faces-of-horatio-gould Horatio is up at the Edinburgh Fringe and Andrew is at home for the first of 6 weeks apart. The boys discuss Edinburgh's poor flushing, how it's espiecally embarssing when a fart sketch bombs and the Women's success at the euros.

The boys discuss who would win in a fight to the death against Serena Williams, Male Strippers and discuss the new viral phenomenon Andrew Tate and why he appeals to people.

The boys talk heatwave, tory leadership and Andrew's first experince of Soho House. *Audio goes to camera audio for about 3 minutes around 11 minutes in*

After the boys released a sketch called '10 second meals' which involved them wasting up to £7 worth of food, twitter went into overdrive furious at the food wastage at a time like this. The boys reflect on the experince of being in a twitter pile on and also discuss the 'licked her tit' incident on Love Island.

The boys discuss self service checkouts, getting older and the hot-take master Fran Lebowtiz. This was filmed wednesday so when we talk about Boris it's before he got the sack.

Andrew went to Glastonbury and though he loved it hates how people talk about it. Horatio went to Wimbledon and though he loved it hates how people act when they're there. Together they are unstoppable.

Horatio is back from the continent where he ate 7 bowls of pasta in 4 days. Andrew is going to Glastobury this weekend and Gary Lineker opens up about the racist abuse he suffered at school.

The boys discuss the most embarssing song to sing sincerly in front of new people, why watching Love Island completely depends on the quailty of girl you're watching it with and then of course Michael Owen's Dubai Airline adverts.

The boys discuss Jubilee weekend, the Depp/Heard verdict and the hilarious Liam Payne interview.

The boys discuss why ice tea makes Horatio feel like a southern lady, Andrew's trip to the Rugby and also reflect on our brilliant first live podcast!

This week the boys talk to people on Call of Duty and decide whether World of Warcraft clans should get together in person. They also consider their top celebrity picks for cabinet positions.

The boys are back to talking trash. They talk about Horatio making beans on toast from scratch, why Andrew thinks a donkey charity is too specific and also question whether there are any white bands with a majority black fanbase.

The boys discuss their horoscopes and Eurovision before things get heated when they debate whether it would be weirder to be the only person with balls or the only person with a nose.

The boys discuss why 'Sundays are for the girls' is a new mantra to live by, Horatio taking a break from weed and the perfect first date.