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Join Boozy and the certified legal layman, Alkali, as they both return from a long and unplanned hiatus just in time for that holiday where everyone gorges themselves on turkey.  

It's time to give thanks for three turkey day themed lawsuits surrounding the theories of negligence as they involve eating human remains, trains, and relatives you really don't want to invite to dinner!

WARNING:  This episode will contain discussions of murder, mental illness, and turkey.

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Join Boozy and Alkali as we discuss how a long running feud of two founding fathers constantly trying to piss off the other one led to the concept of judicial review and the creation of a court that has daily reminded the American public they are essentially black-robed gods as we discuss the case of Marbury v. Madison live at Anthrocon 2024 in Pittsburgh!

HUGE shoutout this episode to Silvergatomon, who saved the day by providing us with a clean copy of the audio when Boozy's cheap mic that he refused to replace gave up in the middle of recording, and almost created a lost episode!

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Join Boozy and his certified legal layman, Alkali, for a discussion of Sovereign Immunity and why you can't sue the government even when the coroner completely messes up their job in this special recording made LIVE at Anthrocon 2023!

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Join Boozy and his Certified Legal Layman, Alkali, for a special episode for Pride Month.

What happens when a jilted lover calls the cops on two men having private relations in an apartment? The Supreme Court of the United States decides whether or not the state can make consensual gay sex illegal!  Join us for a discussion of how the right to be amorous evolved from condoms in Connecticut to bedroom misdemeanors in Texas on Boozy's Legal Funhouse- Constitutional Sodomy.

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Join Boozy, the lawyer, and Alkali, the Certified Legal Layman, for a discussion of jurisdiction, civil procedure, and an exploration of the background of one of the seminal cases on the subject taught to every new lawyer.

In law school every fetal attorney learns the case of Pennoyer v. Neff to discuss the topic of the types of jurisdiction and how the courts gain power over the parties.  But they don't teach you about the assumed names, land fraud, politics, and personal animosity that led to the background of the case.  Boozy and Alkali are here to put that one right, in audio that shows Boozy hasn't yet figured out his new microphone yet.

Come in, learn something!

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Join Boozy and the Certified Legal Layman, Alkali, for a discussion of what happens when a state decides not to wait for extradition of a fugitive and instead takes matters into its own hands in the discussion of the 1888 Supreme Court case, Mahon v. Justice, which is simply the best name ever for this situation.

Also, a discussion of resigning prosecutors and civilly liable presidents!

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Join Boozy and his Certfied Legal Layman, Alkali, for a journey through the realm of Fourth Amendment warrant requirements, exceptions, marijuana, cars, and what happens when you have a particularly pungent leaf in the car with this episode of Boozy's Legal Funhouse!

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Join Boozy and his certified legal layman, Alkali, as they discuss another case known to lawyers the world over - Palsgraf v. Long Island Railroad Company.

What happens when a middle-aged housekeeper takes a train to the beach with her daughters on a hot New York August day, then two men try to board a train late carrying a non-descript package that they drop while the housekeeper is standing next to some scales ten feet away?  A series of events straight out of cartoon slapstick followed by multiple hearings on the matter and a decision that will explain the concepts of duty of care, foreseeability, and proximate cause! 

Recorded 3/30/2023 Live at twitch.tv/boozybadger

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In this episode of Boozy's Legal Funhouse, Boozy and his Certified Legal Laymen, Alkali, leave the internet to record a discussion of case law surrounding the legal status of animals and how they are treated in divorce cases in front of a live audience at Furthemore 2023!  Tune in and listen to people actually laugh for once at the boys' BS!

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Join Boozy and his certified Legal Layman, Alkali, as the profane attorney walks the bewildered through  the evolution of mental and emotional distress damages as a separate grounds of recovery in American law through a series of cases that talk about what happens when someone desecrates a corpse. Like...a lot of cases about desecrating corpses.  Corpse desecration was apparently a pretty common thing for a while.

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Join Boozy and his Certified Legal Layman, Alkali, as Boozy uses an infuriating case of a city unwilling to pay for the damages it caused in the MOVE bombing and reneging on agreements to teach the important legal lesson - sometimes justice isn't what the courts produce.

In 1985 the City of Philadelphia dropped high explosives on a residential neighborhood, killing members of the MOVE organization and their children - as well as burning down pretty much the entire surrounding blocks.  Almost two decades later, the residents of those blocks bring a lawsuit to try and force Philly to fulfill a promise to rebuild their neighborhood in a liveable condition.  How does it turn out?

As Alkali said: "Oooo, this is going to be an ANGRY one."

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Join Boozy and his certified legal layman, Alkali, as they discuss a case of Louisiana Love, interspousal immunity, negligence standards, and what happens when you don't disclose "a little drippage" from a certain part of your anatomy in Episode 26: Sex in a Time of Cholera here on Boozy's Legal Funhouse!  Just in time for Valentine's Day!

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Join Boozy and the Certified Legal Layman, Alkali for a supersized episode of high sea slaughter as they discuss the criminal defense of necessity and whether the law of the sea or the law of the land controls cases where a cabin boy looks like a leg of lamb.

Also in this episode, a brief discussion of what the hell the two have been up to, Alkali promotes his new Twitch event, and judges have hot mic moments in murder trials.

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Join Boozy and his Certified Legal Layman, Alkali, as Boozy describes the case where a social stigma regarding masturbation, electrifying children, and experimental medical procedures led to the setting of a new standard of damages for contract cases while making certain the family involved would repeatedly discover their fame amongst lawyers.

This is Episode 25, episode 1 of Season 2, of Boozy's Legal Funhouse, Hairy Palms and Money!

Recorded live on 1/13/2023

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Join Boozy and the Legal Layman, Alkali, for the final episode of Season 1 of Boozy's Legal Funhouse and the first Holiday Special!

What happens when a small town names itself after a beloved holiday icon? CAPITALISM!  Come listen to Boozy and Alkali talk about the time Santa Claus sued Santa Claus over property rights, corporate identity, and granite-but-not-really statues in the name of monopolizing the holiday market!

Recorded live on 12/12/2022 at twitch.tv/boozybadger  

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Join Boozy and his co-host, Alkali Bismuth of The Dragget Show and Alkali and Xanni as is Designated Laymen, for a discussion of what happens when two guys get drunk at a Christmas party and one tries to say they were just kidding about selling the whole farm with a discussion of the casebook case, Lucy v. Zehmer.

Recorded Live 11/21/2022 at Boozy's Twitch

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Join Boozy and his new co-host/guest, Alkali Bismuth of The Dragget Show and Alkali and Xanni as is Designated Laymen, for a discussion of stigmatized property law, haunted houses, murder/suicide, and real property disclosures in a discussion of the 2014 Pennsylvania case Milliken v Jacono, and listen to Boozy try to explain basic legal principles as Alkali is terrified at the concept of murder houses.

Recorded Live 11/11/2022 at Boozy's Twitch

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1. BOOZY'S BACK BABY!

Join Boozy as he returns to the Legal Funhouse to update everyone on his long hiatus and talk about ascending from the mortal plain of private practice to the legal promised land of public practice as an attorney for the government.  Joining Boozy for the relaunch is his spouse, who will give their opinion of the same.

Recorded live on Twitch on 11/9/2022

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BOO-zy Barrister returns from a long hiatus to discuss, with his guest Buddy Goodboy, Esq., the legal status of ghosts in relation to contract law - and why so many people in early 20th Century Texas were investing based on financial guidance from the afterlife.

Recorded before a live audience (sort of, it's the internet) on 9/30/2021

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Join Boozy and his guest, the prosecutor from Oz, Scuff, as they discuss the ins and outs of the controversial defense of intoxication as applied to criminal law!

Also discussed - Pro Se defendants are as capable as narcissistic trial attorneys, Judges not being held responsible, and lawyers bickering!

Recorded before a live audience (sort of, it's the internet) on 6/21/2021

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Join Boozy and a Lawyer Named Tommy as they discuss perjury, Rule 11 sanctions, lying in pleadings, low speed mobility scooter chases, and more in this thrilling episode that delves further into the amazing world of civil procedure!

Recorded live on 6/14/2021 at twitch.tv/boozybadger

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Join Boozy for a dry discussion of pleading requirements in filing Complaints, Answers, and other pleadings at the beginning of a lawsuit.  That's right, because the thing you really wanted to do today was sit through an hour and a half of some guy yelling at Civil Procedure, the Calculus of Law.

Also included:  A federal judge refuses to abide by sentencing minimums, another judge is required to fund Arkansas's bustling life coach industry, and a prosecutor walks back a targeted policy to screw over one lawyer in particular.

Recorded live on 6/8/2021 at twitch.tv/boozybadger

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In this episode a very tired Boozy discuss filial responsibility laws, i.e. paying support for your parents.

Recorded 5/24/2021

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Join Boozy and the Certified Legal Layman, Alkali, as they record another show on the road at Motor City Furry Con 2024 in beautiful Ypsilanti, Michigan before a live audience!  This time they're discussing pregnant cows, material mistakes, sticking it to banks, and that time Jesus tried to pull a gun on his lawyer as they go over the case of Sherwood v. Walker!

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On this episode, Boozy is joined by  New York City tort and 1983 attorney, Tommy, for a discussion of qualified immunity - specifically, how the police can escape civil liability when they decide to just start shooting at your dog and hit your kid.

Recorded 5/10/2021

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After a brief break, Boozy returns with a discussion about the basics of premises liability, the duty of care owed to visitors, and the principles of electrifying trespassing teenagers.

Recorded 4/26/2021

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This week on Boozy's Legal Funhouse, Boozy is joined by in-house attorney and friend, Buddy Goodboy, Esq. (what is with these names) for a discussion of the supremacy of laws and the effects of precedent, and how both apply!

Come listen to two lawyers attempt to remember stuff from law school they haven't thought about in years.

Recorded 4/5/2021

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The Boozy Barrister/Boozy Badger is joined by Scuff, a Kansas prosecutor, for a talk about the historical case of R. v. Dudley & Stephens, high seas cannibalism, and the criminal defense of necessity and its natural limits!

Also discussed : The Derek Chauvin trial, immigration lawyer fraud, notario fraud, and more lawyers behaving badly.

Recorded 4/19/2021

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After a brief hiatus because family done did come to visit, Boozy’s Back with this week’s episode to talk about current injustices in the Daunte Walker situation and then discuss U.S. v. Holmes, a tale of high seas murder where the defense of necessity was rejected by saying you can’t just drown your passengers.

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Recorded 4/12/2021

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In this episode Boozy discusses the basic history of the First Amendment and explains why the Man from Braintree hated Thomas Jefferson, but also the right to criticize his government!

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Recorded 3/29/2021

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In this episode Boozy's joined by Tiago and Buddy, two other attorneys, for a roundtable discussion in which we pull back the curtain to talk about how the practice of law absolutely wrecks people mentally, physically, and emotionally health wise. 

Also, racist judges, eagle-eyed prosecutors, and rent-a-car false convictions.

WARNING:  This episode contains discussions of suicide.  Discretion advised.

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Recorded 3/15/2021

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https://www.abajournal.com/news/article/man-convicted-of-murder-sues-car-hertz-for-failing-to-produce-receipt-that-would-have-proved-his-alibi

https://www.abajournal.com/news/article/a-prosecutors-suspicion-during-assault-defendants-zoom-hearing-leads-to-his-arrest

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Boozy's Legal Funhouse: Episode 8 - Who Owns the Dead?

In this episode we talk about who the legal owner of a human body REALLY is, including what powers you or your family have to dispose of your body, the limits of the law, and why it is the way it is.

Also, Marvel CEOs and DNA Theft, Strip Club paycheck protection, and a possible abrogation of student free speech.

Recorded 3/8/2021

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The Boozy Barrister/Boozy Badger is joined by Scuff, a Kansas prosecutor, for a talk about the basics of The Guilty Mind and criminal culpability in this episode of Boozy's Legal Funhouse.  On deck is a description of it means to have the requisite mental state for committing crimes, the unfairness of strict liability felonies, the introduction of Dipshit the Unicorn, and more. Also, Scuff surprises Boozy by being a prosecutor with a sense of actual justice.

Also discussed is defrauding the elderly of Coca Cola stock, expanding the federal judiciary, and pun filled Twitter love letters to Joe Biden.

Recorded 3/1/2021

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The Boozy Barrister/Boozy Badger talks about the most basic part of real property law: Deeds.  And in doing so explains why the plot of "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?" is absolute bullshit and Toontown would have, in reality, would have ended up razed to the ground, talks about why Bob is a bastard, discusses the differences in property ownership, reveals lawyers will never avoid an Adverse Possession joke, and curses a LOT.

Also discussed is Lin Wood doxxing the bar, the tragedy of people being forced to sell their homes, lawyers punching each other, and a drunken legal opinion.

Recorded 2/22/2021

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Join Boozy and his Certified Legal Layman live at Furthemore 2024 in beautiful Crystal City, Virginia as they discuss statutory interpretation when it comes to how vague a criminal law must be before it's actually invalid!  Featuring DUIs, multiple abortions, failures to properly preserve issues for appeal, and the worst cut and paste error in the history of law!

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In the last of the backlog episodes, join Boozy Barrister/Boozy Badger, a foul-mouthed Philly area attorney, as he's joined by someone with a much bigger heart - Pope (Poplizbet on Twitter), a public interest attorney who dedicates their time to helping immigrants in family law and domestic violence situations.  Together, the two discuss general legal news, answer questions from the viewership, and engage in a discussion about the specifics of domestic abuse, family law, and the state of it all.

Recorded on 2/16/2021

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Join Boozy and two attorneys -in house counsel (Buddy Goodboy) and a current prosecutor (Scuff N. Dings) - for a discussion about lawyers who have trouble keeping it in their pants and, more generally, the ethical constraints of the professions in this episode of the Legal Funhouse!

Recorded on 2/8/2021

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Join Boozy Barrister/BoozyBadger for a high level overview of the bankruptcy system as it currently exists in the United States, including the answering of questions submitted by listeners regarding the same, and some discussion of legal news in this solo recording of the Legal Funhouse!

Recorded 2/1/2021

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Join the Boozy Barrister/Boozy Badger as an old friend who's a former public defender...and who is wearing a giant costume dog head...stops in to talk about criminal law, answer questions, and generally scare the hell out of Boozy by not blinking as they talk about old times.

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Welcome to Episode 1 of the Legal Funhouse, an often irreverent look at law hosted by The Boozy Barrister/Boozy Badger.

This episode, originally recorded on stream on June 15, 2020, looks at the SCOTUS determination that LGBTQ+ was a protected workplace status and discusses the effect of precedent from a far too hot basement.

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Join Boozy and the Certified Legal Layman, Alkali, for this episode recorded in front of a live audience in Milwaukee as they discuss the case of Lavinia Goodell, the first female lawyer admitted to practice in front of the Wisconsin Supreme Court, and how it took two lawsuits and re-writing the law itself to make the court agree with her.

Notes for this episode available on the Patreon HERE

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Join your Ho-Ho-Host the Boozy Badger and his Certified Legal Layman, Alkali, for this festive special episode of Boozy's Legal Funhouse.  Last year we examined a case with two Santas, so ow could we possibly top that? HOW ABOUT ANOTHER SANTA!  This year it's a Tale of Three Santas as we examine name change petitions and that time Santa got arrested for motor vehicle code infractions!

Links to Cases:

In re Name Change of Handley

In re the Matter of the Application of David Lynn Porter

State v. Hayes aka Santa Claus

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Join Boozy and his Certified Legal Layman, Alkali, as they discuss that slapfighting lawyers, that time a shirt incriminated a guy, the limits of unlocking your cellphone, and the protections of the Fifth Amendment and when they don't apply in this episode of Boozy's Legal Funhouse!

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Join Boozy and his Certified Legal Layman, Alkali, as they finally return after a long hiatus of dealing with personal problems and houseguests for an episode of Boozy's Legal Funhouse where they discuss a case out of Illinois about the limits of free speech, spiteful neighbors, and qualified immunity on this episode of Boozy's Legal Funhouse!

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Join Boozy and the Certified Legal Layman, Alkali, for a discussion of cases where the government decided to seize someone's animals - or animal shaped things - based on a reading of the law that ended up being somewhat incorrect.  In this episode the pair look at how the placement of a word, or the definition of a term, can greatly impact the application of the law it creates in Episode 36 - Foxes and Cockses

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Join Boozy and a panel of folks, including Draggor and Iggy as well as a sock puppet pretending to be Alkali, for an episode of Boozy's Legal Funhouse recorded live at AnthrOhio 2025 in Columbus, Ohio.  With Alkali off in Vegas, Boozy reached into the bag of "let's get political" to discuss the concept of birthright citizenship and how the Supreme Court has held for over a century that the only actually constitutionally protected form of citizenship is the one you gain from being born in a place with a discussion of the legal case of United States v. Wong Kim Ark.

Special thanks to the sound techs  at AO who recorded this one from the board and gave us sound quality you can expect to never actually hear again.

Case materials are available for free on the Patreon HERE.

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Join Boozy and the Certified Legal Layman, Alkali, as they appear live again to record another episode of the Legal Funhouse at Motor City Furry Convention's 2025 event in Ypsilanti, Michigan.

This time the two discuss the intersection of First Amendment rights, levels of review used in constitutional challenges, and engaging in oral sex through walls as they review the cases and statutes that led the Keystone State of Pennsylvania to outlaw gloryholes specifically. Because Boozy decided they needed to do a topic Alkali has some hands-on experience with, so to speak.

Also discussed: Judicial misbehavior from the (allegedly) most problematic judge in Indiana, and that time a U.S. Representative decided trials were something for other people, not citizens accused of crimes.

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Join Boozy and the Certified Legal Layman, Alkali, as they once again take the show on the road to Furthemore 2025 in another live recording.

In this episode the pair discuss the concept of the Public Trust Doctrine and what that means when two people from New Jersey have their beachfront home subjected to the traffic of lowly peons as North Carolina courts answer the question of whether they can own, in the words of Disney's Pocahontas, whatever land they land on in Nies v. Town of Emerald Isle.

Special features:  Dead experts sign affidavits, Trump targets law firms, and a Bigfoot hunter doesn't get alimony.

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Join Boozy and his Certified Legal Layman, Alkali, as they appear live to record at Fursquared 2025.  Joining in the haunted masquerade, the duo discuss a case of spirits with a particular interest in the distribution of a nice old lady's estate and her family's desire to get a piece of the money.

Also featured - The military fired its lawyers, we may be screwed.

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Join Boozy and the Certified Legal Layman, Alkali, joined by special guest Buddy Goodboy - an actual honest to god research attorney - for another holiday episode with three Santas of increasing horrendous nature to ring in another year!  Recorded while Boozy was recovering from surgery and high on painkillers, and sounding like it was recorded in a bathroom because the host couldn't move, this episode covers stolen Santas, flaming Santas, and helicopter blades hitting children (NOBODY DIES) as, once again, we examine why the holiday season is ripe for litigation.

Cases covered in this episode are Hardin v. Caldwell, Kaletha v. Hall Mercantile Co., and Southern Helicopter Service, Inc. v. Jones and can be found online at the Patreon Site for free 

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