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Infinite25 janv. 202501:53:35

Welcome back , listeners.


In this episode, we talk reincarnation, technology and Marky Mark as we take a gander at a film for the sole reason that it was shot outside Mark's office...

I Believe in Santa Claus14 déc. 202401:45:09

Ho, ho, ho! In this year’s seasonal special, our heroes settle in for a French festive fantasy film, featuring child abuse, casual racism, and sweat-shop elves. Isn’t that what everyone wants in a Christmas movie? Not Mark, apparently…

Noah's Shark16 nov. 202400:54:46

In this episode, Mark and Helen are let loose as we find a film SO BAD that Chris taps out.

Stormswept (1995. Dir. David I. Frazer)12 oct. 202401:52:26
To honour episode this being episode 69 (dudes), our intrepid trio try to break the recent run of abysmal films and tackle “erotic horror” Stormswept – from the director of […]
Strippers vs. Werewolves (2012. Dir. Jonathan Glendening)21 sept. 202402:42:21
In this episode, our heroes check out a group of strippers who don’t strip, not fighting a gang of werewolves who don’t change into werewolves. Not exactly a Ronseal film, […]
Ship of the Damned (2024. Dir. Steve Lawson)13 juil. 202401:41:56
In this episode, Chris took a nap and Mark fixed a broken office chair – both of which were preferable to watching Helen’s pick. And yes, we are planning an […]
Codename: Dynastud (2018. DIr. Richard Griffin)15 juin 202401:25:40
In this episode, Chris and Helen embark on a mission to save the world, one homosexual at a time.
They Saved Hitler’s Brain (1968. Dir. David Bradley)18 mai 202401:53:32
In this episode, Mark attempts to lower the bar with the red-headed stepchild of “The Madmen of Mandoras” and “The X Files”. And yes, it’s as bad as it sounds… […]
Poltergay (2006. Dir. Eric Lavaine)20 avr. 202401:35:13
In this episode, Mark takes the night off as Chris and Helen bust out their best dance moves to the unmistakable sounds of Poltergay… Also, a rare apology… Up next, […]
Bunny the Killer Thing (2015. Dir. Joonas Makkonen)23 mars 202401:54:14
In this episode, our heroes face defeat because none of them took Finnish at school, Chris tries to find meaning in 50 percent of a film, and we pay tribute […]
Death Race 2 (2010. Dir. Roel Reine)24 févr. 202401:32:31
In this episode, our intrepid trio travel back to Terminal Island for the sequel that’s a prequel that’s not really about anything, and even less makes sense. Confused? You will […]
Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever (2002. Dir. Kaos)27 janv. 202401:53:18
Back for a new year, Helen kicks things off with the lowest-rated film on Rotten Tomatoes (with an aggregated score of 0%). Surely, a film featuring Puss in Boots, Darth […]
A Karate Christmas Miracle (2019. Dir. Julie Kimmel)23 déc. 202301:56:56
In this festive offering, Chris, Mark and Helen relive their film school days as they look at what at least one of them describes as the worst film they’ve ever […]
Transmutators (2023. Dir. Mark A. Reyes)25 nov. 202301:36:39
In this episode, our trio join intrepid warriors from the Philippines in battle against… something? When we work it out, we’ll tell you. No Transformers were harmed during the making […]
Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004. Dir. Raja Gosnell)28 oct. 202301:51:55
In this episode, the gang rounds off spooky season with Scooby and the gang as they call back to some of their most mystifying adventures. Jinkies…
Highlander II02 sept. 202302:00:13
In a first for this show, we talk smack about not one but two different movies as Chris, Helen and Mark watch two very different versions of the same film, […]
In Fabric (2018. Dir. Peter Strickland)28 juil. 202301:47:47
In this episode, watch Mark struggle to keep up as Helen finally gets to do a whole show on fashion, tries to follow a missing narrative, and pick out themes […]
Tammy and the T-Rex (1994. Dir. Stewart Raffill)22 juil. 202301:36:04
In this episode Mark and Helen are left unsupervised for far longer than is strictly appropriate as they take a look at 1994’s Tammy and the T-Rex
Death Race (2008. Dir. Paul W.S. Anderson)08 juil. 202301:47:31
In this episode, battle lines are drawn as Chris, Mark and Helen disagree over the repugnant deployment of homophobia, car p0rn, and the three films we could’ve had instead of […]
Coherence (2013. Dir. James Ward Byrkit)10 juin 202301:54:12
In this episode, our heroes discuss high-concept metaphysics, the rules of the Dogme 95 movement, and art imitating life as one of our favourite sidekicks descends into an abyss of […]
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation13 mai 202301:45:09
To celebrate a half-century of pulling turds from the cinematic sewer, all for your listening pleasure, our intrepid brownwater surfers went ahead and picked up something truly special…
Llamageddon15 avr. 202301:42:56
In this episode, our intrepid explorers take on furry eggs, a killer llama from outer space and the worst house party since Noel Edmonds disgraced British TV screens.
Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter (2001. Dir. Lee Demarbre)18 mars 202301:49:10
In this episode, the band’s back together in time for our Easter special (ish – the timing didn’t quite work for this to be at actual Easter…) featuring a Jesus-centric […]
Simply Irresistible18 févr. 202301:53:27
With Mark still dealing with some of the shit aspects of life, Chris and Helen spent Valentine’s Day waxing-lyrical over an aimless rom-com about magic crustaceans, because nothing says I […]
Overlord (2018. Dir. Julius Avery)21 janv. 202301:30:12
In this episode, Mark takes a well-earned if not completely mistimed break to deal with technical difficulties, Captain America 2.0 makes an early appearance, and D-Day gets a makeover, in […]
Ginger Clown (2013. Dir. Balázs Hatvani)22 oct. 202201:37:38
We couldn’t decide which deserved more scorn – gingers or clowns – so for this year’s hallowe’en special, our intrepid trio smooshed them together to check out the film not […]
Guardians (2017. Dir. Sarik Andreasyan)17 sept. 202202:02:17
In this episode, Helen and Mark battle through monsoons, the war in Ukraine and a dead old lady to cast an eye over Russia’s answer to The Avengers. While you’re […]
2025: The World Enslaved by a Virus13 août 202201:55:10
In this episode, our intrepid sewer-spelunkers return with possibly the greatest atrocity to emerge from Germany. Well, almost…
The VelociPastor (2018. Dir. Brendan Steere)16 juil. 202201:25:59
In this episode our intrepid trio cast a watchful eye over a film as bonkers as the title suggests – The VelociPastor.
365 Days: This Day21 mai 202202:01:01
In last-minute change to the schedule, the gang marks 37 episodes (in a row?!) by picking up the sequel to what was, until recently, the lowest ebb of this podcast, […]
Beaster Bunny (2014. Dir. Snygg Brothers)09 avr. 202202:11:04
In this episode, Chris, Mark and Helen drop down a literal rabbit hole in preparation for Hallowe’en’s lame little brother, the worst holiday of the year. After all, everyone knows […]
Tomb Raider (2018. Dir. Roar Uthaug)12 févr. 202202:06:22
New year, new host, same foul-mouthed shennanigans as Helen joins Chris and Mark. We talk digital icons, make unavoidable comparisons to the video game series, and debate whether or not […]
Santa’s Slay(2005. Dir. David Steiman18 déc. 202101:49:40
Merry Christmas, folks. In this episode Chris and Mark talk gay jokes, anti-semitism and Bill Goldberg refraining from executing strippers… It’s the most wonderful time of the year.
The Ultimate Weapon (1998. Dir. Jon Cassar)12 nov. 202101:59:07
In this episode Chris and Mark encounter the most ridiculous thing they’ve ever seen – Hulk Hogan with hair…
Dracula: Untold15 oct. 202101:50:26
In this episode Chris and Mark welcome back special guest Helen MacIntyre for her defence of the 2014 clusterf*ck she likes to think of as “What Gaston did in the […]
Killer Sofa (2019. Dir. Bernie Rao)24 sept. 202101:58:40
A killer reclining chair becomes enchanted by a girl and starts committing crimes of passion. Obviously.
Jack Frost 2 – Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman28 août 202101:13:57
A Christmas movie? In August? Have they gone MAD? In this episode, we take on our first sequel as we join the eponymous killer snowman on a tropical island for […]
Masters of the Universe31 juil. 202101:50:30
In this episode Chris and Mark round of He-Man (almost) month by revisiting Gary Goddard’s 1987 attempt to turn He-Man into Star Wars, Frank Langella’s amazing turn as Elton Johnator, […]
In the Name of the King05 juin 202101:49:23
In this episode, Chris and Mark are joined by friend, collaborator and serial Statham apologist Helen MacIntyre for a look back at Uwe Boll’s “In the Name of the King” […]
Mortal Kombat08 mai 202101:37:04
In this episode, Chris and Mark fundamentally disagree on the merits of this film, this franchise, and beat-em-ups in general.
Suburban Commando10 avr. 202101:24:39
In this episode, Chris and Mark cap off Wrestlemania season with a look back at Hulk Hogan’s first attempt at a comedy feature, including a rare non-kayfabe appearance from “The […]
Psycho13 mars 202101:49:57
In this episode, Chris and Mark can’t decide if this is a dour remake, devoid of anything resembling a good film, or a bold and ballsy experiment. Either way, what […]
Showgirls13 févr. 202102:02:00
Hey, everyone – what’s your favourite scary movie? That’s right, folks – in this episode Chris and Mark revisit the film nominated for more Razzies than any other as Elizabeth […]
Howard the Duck16 janv. 202101:32:59
George Lucas presents the only Marvel film more maligned than Iron Man 2, starring an anthropomorphic duck, Jeffrey Jones and Lea Thompson’s underwear. For video, check out our Youtube channel
Jack Frost19 déc. 202001:47:42
In this festive episode, we take a look at a BANANAS tale of serial killer turned snowman Jack Frost, made with one third of a soup commercial’s budget. Because that’s […]
The Happytime Murders14 nov. 202001:50:50
In this episode, Chris and Mark hit the jackpot – a noir whodunnit with sweary muppets and the prince of puppetry. What could go wrong? Quite a lot, as it […]
The Haunted Mansion17 oct. 202001:56:42
In this episode, Chris and Mark keep things spooky as we hit our Halloween special – a look back at a film with a crypt-full of potential but none of […]
365 Dni / 365 Days01 août 202002:03:14
In this episode, Chris and Mark take a look at 2020’s surprise Netflix hit about kidnapping, Stockholm Syndrome and semi-consensual blow-jobs – the Polish attempt at “50 Shades” which was […]
Zack & Miri make a porno04 avr. 202001:22:38
In this episode, we lay everything bare as we discuss a central character’s lack of character, atrocious stereotypes, and the missing film within the film as our hero @thatKevinSmith gets […]
Buffy the Vampire Slayer07 mars 202001:47:27
In this episode Chris and Mark discuss the origins of greatness, early work from Academy Award winners @benaffleck and @hilaryswank, the subsequent TV show which first brought them together (in […]
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