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| Infinite | 25 Jan 2025 | 01:53:35 | |
Welcome back , listeners. In this episode, we talk reincarnation, technology and Marky Mark as we take a gander at a film for the sole reason that it was shot outside Mark's office... | |||
| I Believe in Santa Claus | 14 Dec 2024 | 01:45:09 | |
Ho, ho, ho! In this year’s seasonal special, our heroes settle in for a French festive fantasy film, featuring child abuse, casual racism, and sweat-shop elves. Isn’t that what everyone wants in a Christmas movie? Not Mark, apparently… | |||
| Death Race 2 (2010. Dir. Roel Reine) | 24 Feb 2024 | 01:32:31 | |
In this episode, our intrepid trio travel back to Terminal Island for the sequel that’s a prequel that’s not really about anything, and even less makes sense. Confused? You will […]
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| Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever (2002. Dir. Kaos) | 27 Jan 2024 | 01:53:18 | |
Back for a new year, Helen kicks things off with the lowest-rated film on Rotten Tomatoes (with an aggregated score of 0%). Surely, a film featuring Puss in Boots, Darth […]
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| A Karate Christmas Miracle (2019. Dir. Julie Kimmel) | 23 Dec 2023 | 01:56:56 | |
In this festive offering, Chris, Mark and Helen relive their film school days as they look at what at least one of them describes as the worst film they’ve ever […]
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| Transmutators (2023. Dir. Mark A. Reyes) | 25 Nov 2023 | 01:36:39 | |
In this episode, our trio join intrepid warriors from the Philippines in battle against… something? When we work it out, we’ll tell you. No Transformers were harmed during the making […]
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| Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004. Dir. Raja Gosnell) | 28 Oct 2023 | 01:51:55 | |
In this episode, the gang rounds off spooky season with Scooby and the gang as they call back to some of their most mystifying adventures. Jinkies…
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| Highlander II | 02 Sep 2023 | 02:00:13 | |
In a first for this show, we talk smack about not one but two different movies as Chris, Helen and Mark watch two very different versions of the same film, […]
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| In Fabric (2018. Dir. Peter Strickland) | 28 Jul 2023 | 01:47:47 | |
In this episode, watch Mark struggle to keep up as Helen finally gets to do a whole show on fashion, tries to follow a missing narrative, and pick out themes […]
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| Tammy and the T-Rex (1994. Dir. Stewart Raffill) | 22 Jul 2023 | 01:36:04 | |
In this episode Mark and Helen are left unsupervised for far longer than is strictly appropriate as they take a look at 1994’s Tammy and the T-Rex
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| Death Race (2008. Dir. Paul W.S. Anderson) | 08 Jul 2023 | 01:47:31 | |
In this episode, battle lines are drawn as Chris, Mark and Helen disagree over the repugnant deployment of homophobia, car p0rn, and the three films we could’ve had instead of […]
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| Coherence (2013. Dir. James Ward Byrkit) | 10 Jun 2023 | 01:54:12 | |
In this episode, our heroes discuss high-concept metaphysics, the rules of the Dogme 95 movement, and art imitating life as one of our favourite sidekicks descends into an abyss of […]
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| Noah's Shark | 16 Nov 2024 | 00:54:46 | |
In this episode, Mark and Helen are let loose as we find a film SO BAD that Chris taps out. | |||
| Mortal Kombat: Annihilation | 13 May 2023 | 01:45:09 | |
To celebrate a half-century of pulling turds from the cinematic sewer, all for your listening pleasure, our intrepid brownwater surfers went ahead and picked up something truly special…
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| Llamageddon | 15 Apr 2023 | 01:42:56 | |
In this episode, our intrepid explorers take on furry eggs, a killer llama from outer space and the worst house party since Noel Edmonds disgraced British TV screens.
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| Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter (2001. Dir. Lee Demarbre) | 18 Mar 2023 | 01:49:10 | |
In this episode, the band’s back together in time for our Easter special (ish – the timing didn’t quite work for this to be at actual Easter…) featuring a Jesus-centric […]
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| Simply Irresistible | 18 Feb 2023 | 01:53:27 | |
With Mark still dealing with some of the shit aspects of life, Chris and Helen spent Valentine’s Day waxing-lyrical over an aimless rom-com about magic crustaceans, because nothing says I […]
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| Overlord (2018. Dir. Julius Avery) | 21 Jan 2023 | 01:30:12 | |
In this episode, Mark takes a well-earned if not completely mistimed break to deal with technical difficulties, Captain America 2.0 makes an early appearance, and D-Day gets a makeover, in […]
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| Ginger Clown (2013. Dir. Balázs Hatvani) | 22 Oct 2022 | 01:37:38 | |
We couldn’t decide which deserved more scorn – gingers or clowns – so for this year’s hallowe’en special, our intrepid trio smooshed them together to check out the film not […]
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| Guardians (2017. Dir. Sarik Andreasyan) | 17 Sep 2022 | 02:02:17 | |
In this episode, Helen and Mark battle through monsoons, the war in Ukraine and a dead old lady to cast an eye over Russia’s answer to The Avengers. While you’re […]
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| 2025: The World Enslaved by a Virus | 13 Aug 2022 | 01:55:10 | |
In this episode, our intrepid sewer-spelunkers return with possibly the greatest atrocity to emerge from Germany. Well, almost…
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| The VelociPastor (2018. Dir. Brendan Steere) | 16 Jul 2022 | 01:25:59 | |
In this episode our intrepid trio cast a watchful eye over a film as bonkers as the title suggests – The VelociPastor.
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| 365 Days: This Day | 21 May 2022 | 02:01:01 | |
In last-minute change to the schedule, the gang marks 37 episodes (in a row?!) by picking up the sequel to what was, until recently, the lowest ebb of this podcast, […]
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| Stormswept (1995. Dir. David I. Frazer) | 12 Oct 2024 | 01:52:26 | |
To honour episode this being episode 69 (dudes), our intrepid trio try to break the recent run of abysmal films and tackle “erotic horror” Stormswept – from the director of […]
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| Beaster Bunny (2014. Dir. Snygg Brothers) | 09 Apr 2022 | 02:11:04 | |
In this episode, Chris, Mark and Helen drop down a literal rabbit hole in preparation for Hallowe’en’s lame little brother, the worst holiday of the year. After all, everyone knows […]
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| Tomb Raider (2018. Dir. Roar Uthaug) | 12 Feb 2022 | 02:06:22 | |
New year, new host, same foul-mouthed shennanigans as Helen joins Chris and Mark. We talk digital icons, make unavoidable comparisons to the video game series, and debate whether or not […]
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| Santa’s Slay(2005. Dir. David Steiman | 18 Dec 2021 | 01:49:40 | |
Merry Christmas, folks. In this episode Chris and Mark talk gay jokes, anti-semitism and Bill Goldberg refraining from executing strippers… It’s the most wonderful time of the year.
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| The Ultimate Weapon (1998. Dir. Jon Cassar) | 12 Nov 2021 | 01:59:07 | |
In this episode Chris and Mark encounter the most ridiculous thing they’ve ever seen – Hulk Hogan with hair…
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| Dracula: Untold | 15 Oct 2021 | 01:50:26 | |
In this episode Chris and Mark welcome back special guest Helen MacIntyre for her defence of the 2014 clusterf*ck she likes to think of as “What Gaston did in the […]
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| Killer Sofa (2019. Dir. Bernie Rao) | 24 Sep 2021 | 01:58:40 | |
A killer reclining chair becomes enchanted by a girl and starts committing crimes of passion. Obviously.
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| Jack Frost 2 – Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman | 28 Aug 2021 | 01:13:57 | |
A Christmas movie? In August? Have they gone MAD? In this episode, we take on our first sequel as we join the eponymous killer snowman on a tropical island for […]
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| Masters of the Universe | 31 Jul 2021 | 01:50:30 | |
In this episode Chris and Mark round of He-Man (almost) month by revisiting Gary Goddard’s 1987 attempt to turn He-Man into Star Wars, Frank Langella’s amazing turn as Elton Johnator, […]
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| In the Name of the King | 05 Jun 2021 | 01:49:23 | |
In this episode, Chris and Mark are joined by friend, collaborator and serial Statham apologist Helen MacIntyre for a look back at Uwe Boll’s “In the Name of the King” […]
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| Mortal Kombat | 08 May 2021 | 01:37:04 | |
In this episode, Chris and Mark fundamentally disagree on the merits of this film, this franchise, and beat-em-ups in general.
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| Strippers vs. Werewolves (2012. Dir. Jonathan Glendening) | 21 Sep 2024 | 02:42:21 | |
In this episode, our heroes check out a group of strippers who don’t strip, not fighting a gang of werewolves who don’t change into werewolves. Not exactly a Ronseal film, […]
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| Suburban Commando | 10 Apr 2021 | 01:24:39 | |
In this episode, Chris and Mark cap off Wrestlemania season with a look back at Hulk Hogan’s first attempt at a comedy feature, including a rare non-kayfabe appearance from “The […]
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| Psycho | 13 Mar 2021 | 01:49:57 | |
In this episode, Chris and Mark can’t decide if this is a dour remake, devoid of anything resembling a good film, or a bold and ballsy experiment. Either way, what […]
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| Showgirls | 13 Feb 2021 | 02:02:00 | |
Hey, everyone – what’s your favourite scary movie? That’s right, folks – in this episode Chris and Mark revisit the film nominated for more Razzies than any other as Elizabeth […]
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| Howard the Duck | 16 Jan 2021 | 01:32:59 | |
George Lucas presents the only Marvel film more maligned than Iron Man 2, starring an anthropomorphic duck, Jeffrey Jones and Lea Thompson’s underwear. For video, check out our Youtube channel
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| Jack Frost | 19 Dec 2020 | 01:47:42 | |
In this festive episode, we take a look at a BANANAS tale of serial killer turned snowman Jack Frost, made with one third of a soup commercial’s budget. Because that’s […]
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| The Happytime Murders | 14 Nov 2020 | 01:50:50 | |
In this episode, Chris and Mark hit the jackpot – a noir whodunnit with sweary muppets and the prince of puppetry. What could go wrong? Quite a lot, as it […]
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| The Haunted Mansion | 17 Oct 2020 | 01:56:42 | |
In this episode, Chris and Mark keep things spooky as we hit our Halloween special – a look back at a film with a crypt-full of potential but none of […]
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| 365 Dni / 365 Days | 01 Aug 2020 | 02:03:14 | |
In this episode, Chris and Mark take a look at 2020’s surprise Netflix hit about kidnapping, Stockholm Syndrome and semi-consensual blow-jobs – the Polish attempt at “50 Shades” which was […]
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| Zack & Miri make a porno | 04 Apr 2020 | 01:22:38 | |
In this episode, we lay everything bare as we discuss a central character’s lack of character, atrocious stereotypes, and the missing film within the film as our hero @thatKevinSmith gets […]
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| Buffy the Vampire Slayer | 07 Mar 2020 | 01:47:27 | |
In this episode Chris and Mark discuss the origins of greatness, early work from Academy Award winners @benaffleck and @hilaryswank, the subsequent TV show which first brought them together (in […]
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| Ship of the Damned (2024. Dir. Steve Lawson) | 13 Jul 2024 | 01:41:56 | |
In this episode, Chris took a nap and Mark fixed a broken office chair – both of which were preferable to watching Helen’s pick. And yes, we are planning an […]
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| Suicide Squad | 08 Feb 2020 | 01:29:00 | |
With Birds of Prey in cinemas now, we thought we’d go back and give the much-maligned Suicide Squad the once over.
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| Elves | 14 Dec 2019 | 01:41:55 | |
Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas! We kick off this festive season with possibly the most asinine attempt at filmmaking ever witnessed. Nazis. Elves. Grizzly Adams. It’s hard to know where […]
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| Star Wars: Episode 1 – The Phantom Menace | 16 Nov 2019 | 01:49:04 | |
With the end of the Skywalker saga just weeks away, we go right back to the “beginning” and take a look at the much-maligned Phantom Menace.
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| Scooby-Doo | 18 Aug 2019 | 01:24:24 | |
In this episode, fan-boys collide as we argue over “the most 2000s film ever”, ranging from plot points, characterisation and what should reasonably be expected from a film about a […]
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