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| Title | Pub. Date | Duration | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Happy Accidents | 12 oct. 2026 | 01:01:35 | |
This week, Des reacts to your butterfly effect moments.
NEXT WEEK'S PROMPT: Weird things people have said while you're grieving, funeral stories, anything grief/death related!
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| Your Prompt Suggestions | 05 oct. 2026 | 01:17:24 | |
Des reacts to your prompt suggestions. Next week we're doing HAPPY ACCIDENTS - what was a moment in your life that changed everything for you, butterfly effect style?
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| Workplace Annoyances | 28 sept. 2026 | 01:13:04 | |
Des reacts to what's bugging you at work this week.
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| Religious Trauma | 21 sept. 2026 | 01:03:27 | |
This week, Des reacts to your religious trauma and gives a history lesson on the Irish famine.
NEXT WEEK'S PROMPT: WHAT/WHO IS BUGGING YOU AT WORK?
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| Childhood Neglect | 14 sept. 2026 | 01:16:17 | |
This week, Des decides whether or not the Dialers were neglected as children.
NEXT WEEK'S PROMPT: RELIGIOUS TRAUMA / GOING TO YOUR RELIGIOUS FRIEND'S HOUSE
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| Celebrity Rumors and High School Incidents | 07 sept. 2026 | 01:14:54 | |
Des revisits some classic celebrity rumors and reacts to "the incidents" at your high schools.
NEXT WEEK'S PROMPT: RELIGIOUS TRAUMA & MORE CELEB RUMORS!
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| Wedding Traditions That Need to End (with Kelsey Cook) | 31 août 2026 | 01:11:11 | |
Des is joined by guest and newlywed Kelsey Cook to discuss wedding traditions that need to end.
Watch Kelsey's new special HAPPY HOUR on Netflix!
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| Ghost Stories | 24 août 2026 | 01:07:55 | |
This week, Des the non-believer reacts to your ghost stories. Give us some prompt suggestions in the comments!
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| Book Club Bonus: Yesteryear by Caro Claire Burke | 21 août 2026 | 01:11:06 | |
It's finally here - the Yesteryear episode. What book should we read next? Let us know in the comments!
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| What's Bugging You? | 17 août 2026 | 01:03:04 | |
Today, Des reacts to what's bugging the Dialers, plus some leftover call-ins from the past couple weeks.
NEXT WEEK'S PROMPT: GHOST STORIES!
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| Things You Thought Every Family Did | 10 août 2026 | 01:10:20 | |
This week, Des reacts to the weird things your families did that you thought were completely normal until you found out not everyone's family did them.
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| Things You Used To Judge People For | 03 août 2026 | 01:06:40 | |
Today Des reacts to things you used to judge people for but don't anymore, like being a Karen, children crying in public, and counting a pregnancy in weeks.
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| Mispronounced Words | 27 juil. 2026 | 01:02:33 | |
This week, Des reacts to the Dialers' least favorite mispronounced words. We'll do another one of these episodes in the future - call in and comment below with more words!
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| Things Your Teenage Self Would Be Embarrassed By | 20 juil. 2026 | 00:45:07 | |
What do you do today that you think your teenage self would be embarrassed by? A few Dialers offer birdwatching, wearing granny panties, and gardening. Let us know in the comments what your teenage self would be embarrassed by!
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| Annoying Sounds | 13 juil. 2026 | 01:10:09 | |
Today, Des reacts to all the sounds that annoy the Dialers, like garbage trucks, kids coughing, and ASMR.
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| Creative Insults & More Things We Believed As Kids | 06 juil. 2026 | 01:18:44 | |
Today Des listens to your creative insults and some more things you believed as kids.
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| Silly Things We Believed as Kids | 29 juin 2026 | 01:02:46 | |
Des reacts to silly things the Dialers believed as kids, like getting arrested for turning on the lights in the car and watermelon seeds growing in your stomach.
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| Biggest Gripes of 2026 (So Far) | 22 juin 2026 | 01:07:52 | |
This week, Des is solo and responding to the Dialers' biggest complaints about 2026 so far.
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| Funniest Things Said During Sex | 15 juin 2026 | 00:55:10 | |
This week, Des records solo from an undisclosed location and listens to voicemails about the funniest things people have said during sex.
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| What Generation Do You Wish You Grew Up In? | 08 juin 2026 | 01:16:27 | |
This week, Des listens to voicemails from Dialers who wish they grew up in a different generation. From club culture and technology to roller skating and funeral etiquette, Des explores what makes people long for another era.
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| Niche Collections | 01 juin 2026 | 01:08:38 | |
This week, Des listens to voicemails about the strangest things people collect. From animal bones and troll dolls to rosary beads and matchboxes, the Dialers call in to share the unique collections they've built over the years.
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| The Truth About GLP-1s, Peptides, and Fibermaxxing (Bonus Episode) | 28 mai 2026 | 00:57:25 | |
Surprise! It's a bonus episode! Dr. Elizabeth Kazarian joins Des to discuss GLP-1s, medical misinformation, and the overlap between politics and alternative health. Dr. Kazarian also shares insights on menopause and testosterone therapy, concerns about the peptide craze, and her hopes for expanded stem cell research.
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| This Should Be Illegal | 25 mai 2026 | 01:11:41 | |
Des is solo this week, listening to voicemails answering the question: "What was normal in your childhood that's illegal today?" From leaving kids in the car and bringing them into bars to getting a bar of soap in your mouth for cursing, Des reacts to the Dialers' nostalgic stories from a very different time.
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| Des Solves Your Problems | 18 mai 2026 | 01:15:03 | |
Des is solo this week, giving advice to the Dialers on everything from how to handle a straight man making too many gay jokes to whether you should bring a gift to a destination wedding.
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| Irrational Childhood Fears (with Vittorio Angelone) | 11 mai 2026 | 01:19:34 | |
This week, Des is joined by comedian Vittorio Angelone! They discuss childhood fears like sharks living in pools, quicksand, and getting drafted.
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MIKE & VITTORIO'S GUIDE TO PARENTING PODCAST: Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/mike-vittorios-guide-to-parenting/ Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/00DOzzuxZT1g9TztzkCO4r?si=e5347e914e64482c YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@guidetoparenting
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| Is This Normal? (with Katie Boyle) | 04 mai 2026 | 01:11:05 | |
This week, Des is joined by comedian Katie Boyle to decide if the Little Dialers are weird or normal.
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| Wisdom from Your Grandparents (With Caroline Baniewicz) | 27 avr. 2026 | 01:06:39 | |
Caroline Baniewicz is back this week and helps Des respond to wisdom from your grandparents.
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| The First Song You Loved (with Caroline Baniewicz) | 20 avr. 2026 | 01:29:05 | |
This week, Des is joined by friend, comedian, and professionally trained opera singer Caroline Baniewicz! The Dialers share the first songs they remember falling in love with, and Des and Caroline share their own picks from childhood. Caroline reflects on growing up listening to Christian music, and Des talks about how he felt watching an early Justin Bieber music video.
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| Why Do Men Do This? | 13 avr. 2026 | 01:13:44 | |
Why do men play so many video games? Why do they loudly grunt at the gym? How are they able to use 12-in-1 body washes and still have great skin? This week, Des is solo and attempts to explain men.
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| What's Bugging You? | 06 avr. 2026 | 01:11:02 | |
What's bugging everyone this week? Des discusses running influencers, Reddit commenters, and the protein craze.
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| More Things That Are Embarrassing That Shouldn't Be | 30 mars 2026 | 01:04:55 | |
Des returns with part two of last week's prompt, "What is embarrassing that shouldn't be?" Let us know in the Spotify comments what prompts you'd like him to tackle next.
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| Things That Are Embarrassing That Shouldn't Be | 23 mars 2026 | 01:04:22 | |
This week, Des is solo and fired up by your responses to the question, "What is embarrassing that shouldn't be?" From waiting too long in a buffet line to using the bathroom on a plane, Des breaks down some of the most unnecessarily embarrassing moments we all deal with.
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| Episode #133: Advice With Maggie Hughes DePalo | 16 mars 2026 | 01:11:24 | |
This week, Des and Chris are joined by comedian Maggie Hughes DePalo answering all the dialers needs for advice. Get tickets to see Hannah on tour here. Get tickets to see Des on tour here. Get tickets to see Maggie on tour here.
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| Episode #132: AITA? | 09 mars 2026 | 01:08:18 | |
This week Des and Chris are back answering whether the dialers are in fact the a**hole. | |||
| Episode #131: Traditions That Should End | 02 mars 2026 | 01:08:30 | |
This week, Des and Chris are weighing in on all of the dialer's least favorite transitions that have got to go. | |||
| Episode #130: Cheesy Slogans To Live By | 23 févr. 2026 | 01:06:10 | |
This week, Des and Chris are back on a dialer-heavy episode talking about their best cheesy slogans for life. | |||
| Episode #129: Craziest Things You've Done For Love | 16 févr. 2026 | 01:00:39 | |
This week, Des and Chris are joined by Ali Kolbert reacting to the most unhinged things that the dialers have done for love! Ali is currently on the road with Hannah so check them out at a show and see all of their dates below Get tickets to see Hannah on tour here. | |||
| Episode #128: Worst Financial Decisions | 09 févr. 2026 | 01:05:05 | |
Des and Chris are back this week hearing the worst thing they ever spent money on and how much they spent. Get tickets to see Hannah on tour here. Get tickets to see Des on tour here.
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| Berner Phone #127: Green Flags with Caitlin Peluffo | 02 févr. 2026 | 01:21:41 | |
Today we're joined by guest host Caitlin Peluffo to talk about the dialers top green flags in dating and beyond! Get tickets to see Hannah on tour here. | |||
| Berner Phone #126: Hills To Die On | 26 janv. 2026 | 01:16:42 | |
This week, Des and Chris are back finding out what hills the dialers will die on. | |||
| Berner Phone #125: Passive Aggression | 19 janv. 2026 | 01:06:21 | |
The dialers are sharing the most passive aggressive things they've done or had done to them. cookunity.com/BERN for 50% off with code BERN functionhealth.com/BERN or code BERN25 for $25 credit
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| Berner Phone #124: Little Gripes Part 2 | 12 janv. 2026 | 01:12:06 | |
The dialers are annoyed by so much that we had to do a part 2. | |||
| Berner Phone #123: Little Gripes | 05 janv. 2026 | 01:05:27 | |
From nose breathers to doing dishes, the dialers are sharing the small annoyances that can ruin their day. | |||
| Berner Phone 122: Wildest Holiday Traditions Part 2 | 23 déc. 2025 | 00:50:24 | |
We're back this week with more unique holiday traditions. We're in the thick of the holiday season so the dialers need a distraction. Put your headphones on, ignore your family fighting in the background, and enjoy this episode. | |||
| Berner Phone #121: Wildest Holiday Traditions | 16 déc. 2025 | 01:07:23 | |
We're getting in the holiday spirit this week. The dialers shared their family's craziest holiday traditions. | |||
| Berner Phone #120: Controversial Takes Pt. 2 | 09 déc. 2025 | 01:06:46 | |
The dialers had so many good hot takes that we had to do a second episode. | |||
| Berner Phone #119: Controversial Takes | 02 déc. 2025 | 01:02:53 | |
The dialers are letting us in on the thing they hate that everyone else seems to love. | |||
| Berner Phone #118: Local Gossip | 24 nov. 2025 | 00:58:21 | |
We'd rather get involved in other people's drama than deal with our own, so we asked the dialers to tell us their juiciest local gossip. | |||
| Berner Phone #117: Live Call-Ins | 18 nov. 2025 | 01:38:28 | |
We took a risk and tried live call-ins for the first time in Berner Phone history. The only reason we pulled off the admin is because Hannah wasn't involved. | |||
| Berner Phone #116: Relationship Turnoffs | 12 nov. 2025 | 01:05:56 | |
The dialers called in and shared their biggest turnoffs in relationships. | |||