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Sarah what the fuck is your problem?

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She could probably beat up some seven year olds and she could definitely beat up some zero year olds

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I got humped in the face

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The cookies didn't compensate for the abuse.

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You can't spell spent without repent!

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Don't worry, we fired Diane for that.

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We're going to Ibiza!

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Chef name was Edwin, very sensual and playful with his entertainment.

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I put a 2 million dollar puzzle together and all I got was this lousy QR code

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We told you not to put the egg topper in the dishwasher.

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Guess what, busters! Guess what, busters?

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2 surfs,a quick dance, a few mushrooms and 2 giant connect 4 games

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Sorry, pet communicators.

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This is gonna ruin the tour... What tour? The moose tour.

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My soup is full of eels.

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Throw on your finest Armani tracksuit, because we've got hospitals to complain about.

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Happy Halloween! Or Sad Halloween in Xandy's case!

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Tune in next week for another edition of The Priestly Priest Report.

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You’ve been revolving around this sushi restaurant for 27 years! 

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Send in the clowns!

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Taking a break from Cracker Barrel content...... for now.

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SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP

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Already looks like we need to do a follow-up episode...

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This episode is best enjoyed in a T.J. Maxx bathroom.

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Not to be confused with GayStop

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Grab mom’s credit card, we’re going to BAB!

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We love VPH aka Our Lady of QVC

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I'll take a Dirty Jimmy Carter on the rocks, please. 

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This episode we learn how to fix your bike's jickle flamber.

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Don't listen if you have a mealworm phobia.

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Be careful listening to this episode while in ketosis.

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No sushi was harmed in the making of this episode.

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Our found family includes Voldemort, Snow White, and Rudyard Kipling.

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Apologies for confusing Helen Mirren with the real star of Devil Wears Prada, Diane Keaton.

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