An incompetent angel is running a podcast, and you are an unsuspecting prophet. Hosted by Enoch – the Metatron, archangel and voice of God. One of a kind, he is the only mortal to have been employed by God and turned into an angel. Now his main job is to report on important and historical events, broadcasting these to mortal prophets across spacetime. Come along on his journey as he quickly forgets primitive concepts like the linear progression of time, and tries to discover what it means to be a multidimensional entity made of nightmares and forced hope.
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Our story follows famous biblical narratives through a lens of satire and sci fi. In the highest heaven, there sits a recording angel, running a time-defying podcast. He is also an idiot. And if you are hearing him, this means that you are a prophet of the Lord. No pressure.
Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo
Yohana and Mamre continue their mission, on the run from archangel Michael. The entire host of heaven are preparing for what they think will be another War In Heaven.
Satan has entered the chat.
Episode content warnings: mention of cancer, but it magically goes away.
Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo
The Egyptian sorcerers, Yohana and Mamre, receive a strange divine request. They begin their journey through the radioactive seven Heavens, and a conspiracy begins to unfold.
Episode content warnings: mention of death
Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo
A malfunction in the Vortex of Events causes Enoch to be thrown blindly into a past memory. A messenger from God informs Enoch that he's been fired. Where else is there to go but Hell?
Episode content warnings: graphic depiction of decapitated head, with visceral gore effects every time said head speaks. Mention of mass murder, violence, nudity, swarm of flies, implied BDSM.
Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo
Oliver Walton-Harrod as Talking head (spine attached) and ZikZak
Sofie Molin Andersson as Lilith
02 - Forbidden Garden Party
Season 1 · Episode 2
Friday, March 20, 2020 • Duration 26:38
The angels find Eden floating isolated in space. Seeing that God isn’t around, they host an extravagant party with all the host of Heaven and Hell. What could possibly go wrong?
Episode content warnings: blood, head explosion, drowning, mass murder
Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo
”BE NOT AFRAID! I will try to speak to you in a way that you will understand, using a human language of your current historical dialect. We first tried the method of just beaming our message directly into your minds, but we did not expect the absolute carnage as so many heads burst like old lightbulbs."
Science is introduced to humanity too early, too quickly, as a group of angels fall in love with humans and have children together. In the middle of all the chaos, a man gets a job offer from God that he can’t refuse.
Episode content warnings: violence, sexual situations, rapid pregnancy, monster babies
Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo
"Go at once to Nineveh, that great city, and proclaim judgment upon it; for their wickedness has come before Me. Jonah, however, started out to flee to Tarshish from GOD’s service."
Episode content warnings: auditory hallucinations, perceived descent into madness, non-lethal choking, nudity, references to child endangerment, sexual innuendo, many eyed entities, manipulation, threats of torture, tinnitus ringing, loud eldritch sound effects
Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo
Music featured:
“Kashmiri Mind Meld” by Byzantine Time Machine.
Voice actors:
Victor Tran as Asmodeus ()
11 - Are There Any Girl Angels?
Season 1 · Episode 11
Tuesday, May 2, 2023 • Duration 39:01
Three shadows pass over the kingdom of Judea, and the game is up for the angel once thought to be a demon. Time is running out. King Solomon is asking the important questions.
Episode content warnings: torture, mind control, gender discussions, mention of death, intense fear of isolation and loneliness
Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo
Friends are made, information is shared, and eternal punishment is dealt.
Episode content warnings: smoking, cringe conversations about flirting, imprisonment, friends pitted against each other, sudden crashing noise at 29:45
Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo
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