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The 2026 Box Office is mysterious. Michael is doing really well but also so is Toy Story 5, but also so is the Odyssey, and also Spiderman: Brand New Day. What the hell is a humble executive meant to learn from all this? Duscher starts another BS in the middle of this one, Jackson wants another crack at Pokémon, and Zammit goes upside down. Maybe there's only one lesson to learn, maybe five, the main thing is, the future of movies has never been brighter.

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First we met the Parents, then we met the Fockers, then there were some Little Fockers, now there's a frickin Focker in Law. Truly it is the franchise that keeps on giving. Will the movie be like every other Focking movie or will it surprise us, that's the question. Jackson remembers We're the Millers, Duscher has a complicated relationship with Scarlett Johansson, and Zammit doesn't think we should hear from celebrities basically ever. The boys also get so excited to go Fock mode that they make a wheel bet and promise a new Based Reaction. It's crazy!

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The boys have asked their dear sweet friend Adam Carnevale of D&D Is For Nerds to talk about their ideal MCU project. Well, sort of, secretly they just want to grill Adam about what it's like to be John Movies. Jackson still loves Man-Thing, Duscher reads Adam's letterboxd and goes insane, and Adam believes he's been brought on to be expressly bullied even though the boys just want to know what it's like to enjoy slop like a moron.

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Hollywood can't seem to stop remaking goddamn movies. Think of a movie from your childhood, guess what, they're remaking it probably. But what do the BS boys want to see remade? What would tickle their fancy? Zammit wants to give Sunset Boulevard a new coat of youtube colored paint, Duscher wants to make an X-Box themed Jingle all the Way, and Jackson wishes Treasure Planet was longer and not funny. Would you watch these movies if they were real? That's the real question.

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Jumanji was a probably successful movie they made in 1995, now it's 2026 and they're making what is technically the fifth movie in the franchise, Jumanji: Open World. Will it be good or not? That's the question ostensibly answered on todays episode but not really. Zammit has never heard of the Nutcracker, Jackson gets yelled at about the past, and Duscher (and the rest of the boys) consider backsliding. How good would it be to give in to your worst impulses? Really good is the answer. 

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Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow, a comic the boys adore, was adapted into the movie Supergirl and it stunk a million asses. This was disappointing for the boys but surely it's gotta be more disappointing for the DCU. Is this the death knell for the franchise or merely a speedbump? Duscher is furious about release schedules and just wants to get in there, Zammit still believes in Gun, and Jackson is possibly the wrong kind of pervert. Also the Spiderweb Hair reveal is this one, and it's a doozy. 

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Spiderman: Brand New Day has exceeded all expectation and is fast tracking itself to become one of the most successful movies of all time. What does this mean for Marvel? Are they panicking? Are they changing things behind the scenes. The boys look to the future to try and figure out what's next. Jackson, to no ones surprise, gets yelled at, Duscher starts a pee train, and Zammit remembers Spider Slayer. The main thing to remember though is that Sony is incapable of making a good decision and that rules. 

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The boys are back from the movies where they saw Spiderman: Brand New Day. Did they like it? Mostly! Did it make them excited for the future? Not really, in many ways the opposite. Zammit gets into a fight about the Hulk like a good husband, Jackson has to read War & Peace, and Duscher just wishes they would do something about Jared Leto for once. Sometimes it's kind of bad to be reminded that the MCU can make ok movies, this is one of those times.

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Wowsers trousers, all the guys are here. The MCU continues to delight with a brand new trailer for the next avengers film, Avengers: Doomsday. Sure looks like a bunch of guys standing around, but surely the film will be more than that. Jackson reaches the end of his tether more or less immediately, Zammit falls down a Ghost Rider hole, and Duscher misses event cinema. If you love seeing guys in places this movie will probably rock, if that's not really your speed, then brother, you're in for a world of hurt. 

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Jackson and Duscher went and saw Minions and Monsters and it changed their lives, so they've invited their most adult friends, Joel Zammit and Matt Stewart, into the studio to breathlessly explain the movies plot. Well Joel Zammit was there anyway, but Matt is guesting. The movie is insane in multiple ways you're not expecting, and is maybe the best movie in the Minions franchise. Listen on and make your own decision.

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Tech is coming! It's time for the boys to discuss the fifth entry in the toy story ouvre, Toy Story 5. Was it good? Yeah. Was it amazing? Hard to say. There was certainly a lot going on. Jackson thinks it's funny Toy Story backed itself into a corner, Zammit loves to throw his baby around, and Duscher gets distracted halfway through to have a (justified) argument with someone on his phone. One thing is for sure, they're gonna keep making Toy Story movies and we're gonna keep watching them.

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Well let's get this out of the way: Jackson is gonna get spiderwebs shaved into his hair. There's no horse in this movie. There's Lobo though, for some reason, and a child trafficking ring, and at one point Supergirl pisses with the door open. Look, all the boys loved Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow so this movie had a lot to live up to and it hits that much harder that it absolutely failed. A real bummer for the BS boys. But hey, maybe Clayface will be good.

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Zammit is sick, so instead enjoy this beautiful episode of Baseless Speculation+

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Joel Duscher is away getting his teeth pulled or getting more teeth or something we don’t know so Jackson and Zammit have teamed up for a retrospective on the worst two and a half hours of Jackson’s life: eating 12 eggs. If you’ve ever wanted to hear two men talk about eggs for an hour this is the podcast for you. Jackson provides a blow by blow of each horrible egg he was forced to consume and Zammit tells a frankly horrible story about a banana. Technically they talk for a bit about Spiderman at the very end, so this still counts as a movie podcast. Enjoy.

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Is Star Wars cooked? Thats the question the boys dare to answer on this weeks episode. Grogu was kind of mid so does that spell disaster for star wars in general? Also man Ryan Gosling has been in a lot of movies and surprisingly most of them didnt do very well. Plus the boys throw aspersions at each other and the rich and famous, as is tradition. Don't forget to give them five stars on your podcast app and if you know a good lawyer contact Duscher directly.

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Oh the Boys! What a show! And now it's over and the BS Boys have seen it (or at least the finale) and now it's time to basedly react. Spoiler warning, the boys (our boys, not the show) aren't terribly impressed. Zammit has multiple suggestions for improvement, Duscher remembers an incident involving an elevator shaft, and Jackson reveals his nut preferences. Plus some important information regarding the eating of twelve eggs, so stick around till the end. Classic the boys.

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Star Wars is back on the big screen! For such a momentous occasion Jackson and Duscher decided to go to a midnight screening! They regret that! Was the movie good? Did anything happen in it? Is it good to see hutts fight each other with their disgusting slimy worm bodies? And most importantly, does Jackson have to eat 12 eggs? All questions are answered in this beautiful based reaction. The future for Star Wars is looking bright as hell!

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Despite ostensibly ending twice already Toy Story is back with its fifth instalment, Toy Story 5! This time it seems like the toys are going up against tech (by which it appears they actually mean screens) in a battle for Bonnie's attention. The boys discuss this a bit, but mostly they discuss egg recipes, brain rot, and the best way to chug two litres of milk. Joel Duscher also does an "art tierlist" that is sure to ruffle some feathers. The boys also receive an offer for a free horse and come very close to accepting it.

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It would be fair to say that the King of Pop Michael Jackson was a controversial figure. But did you know that in the 2026 movie Michael literally none of it is addressed because the movie ends in the late 80s? Did you also know that the movie ends with a sequel tease? How will they do that? How could they possibly make a movie about the second half of Michael Jackson's life? Don't they know what he did???? Is it possible to make a Michael Jackson movie with a gigantic lawsuit sized hole in it?????? Well thank god the BS boys are here to answer that question in what might be their most dangerous episode yet. Listen to it whilst you still can.

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Amazon Prime's hit TV Series The Boys is coming to an end and who better to speculate on the ending of Amazon Prime's hit TV series The Boys than da boys?! Who's going to eat V1? Who's Homelander's bio-mom? Will Hughie be the one to stop God-Emperor Homelander? Will the give that bulldog V1 juice so he can finally live his dream of making sweet love to Homelander? All these question and more answered or vaguely alluded to on today's Baseless Speculation! Also included is a bonus 35 odd minute Based Reaction to Daredevil: Born Again by Jacksom to avoid drinking poison (at the start of the episode) as well as an unexpected genuine moment where Jackson asks a question about "The Forbidden Milk". It's The Boys with Da Boys! Please sign up for BS+ to help your favourite boys not become blind, deaf and dumb (unfortunately we're already so stupid) as we are suffering!

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It's been a long time coming, but BS boys are finally talking about Mandalorian and Grogu. Do they want to see it? Do they understand it really? Is star wars still good in the year of our lord 2026? These questions are difficult to answer. What we do know is that in this episode Jackson whiffs it on the wheel twice with devastating consequences for both him and Zammit, and that sort of eats up most of the run time. Jackson also gets called out for not watching Daredevil. Theres a lot going on.

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We're in Sydney and JD went missing for a few hours but that doesn't matter right now because we're joined by Benny Davis to ask what our ideal sci-fi sequel would be, which was really just a ham fisted way for us to defend Avatar against the hurtful things Benny had to say about it and for Benny to be eternally disappointed in us. Learn about Quintin the cockatoo that really just needed to go home, our pitch for Star Wars 2: A Newer Hope and listen for the exact moment Benny realises that we are not serious people. Also Mr Gattaca was going to Titan, a moon of Saturn, not Venus. One thousand apologies. Another apology because we know his name is Vincent Freeman, not Mr Gattaca. We're just being silly boys xx o.

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In blackest day, in darkest night, my ring! I will wear it so tight? And evil dead, from my ring, that’s the green lantern thing! Please note, the majority of this episode is dedicated to how easy it is to wreck your life by co-owning a pleasure horse with friends.

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JD has had 3 strong coffees and we all try podcasting: normal style for once in our gosh damn lives. Is this good? Is this what you want? Because it was hell for us. Hopefully after we see this film the most important question that is on everyone’s lips will be answered: is Ned still a wizard? Also a little addendum to today’s episode as in between recording this and it going live Paul got got by some guy with a knife or something. We are all very sad about it and hope Marvel retcons this asap. #welovepaul #bringbackpaul #paulheadsunite

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A lot of claims were made about the new Mario movie and none of them came true. For your listening pleasure, or viewing pleasure if you’re watching youtube.com/@plumbingthedeathstar, JD eats 40 very cold chicken nuggets that he cares not for. So witness the best day of Jackson’s life in preparation for next week when Jackson has his worst day as he has to watch Midnight in Paris 4 times in a row. You can watch his beautiful face age in real time next Thursday at around 11am Melbourne time over at twitch.tv/sanspantsradio to keep him honest. He won’t be engaging in chat, but he will be having a bad time. We also talk about Mario. It’s fine to below average. A somewhat competent movie that is rather hollow but nice to look at. But you don’t care about that. You just want to know how badly JD suffers. And it’s a lot. He had to cancel plans. What an episode.

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Motel life isn't for everyone, especially when Bryce HATES you. But thank you for celebrating our 48th birthday in this empty parking lot. Anyways, Mario? He got another movie coming out? Would it be weird if we went on a first date to your family Christmas? Don't answer that. Don't worry about it. Hey, who do you think is the villain of Mario Galaxy? It can't be Bowser again, surely. Bowser Jr. He's your bad guy! Bowser will go good I reckon. Unless Nintendo bring in Mr Prince Bean to really wreck those plumber brother days. That'll happen for sure. So what do you say, we putting these two twin beds together or what?

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The world is bad and it keeps getting worse as your three favourite boys do their best to not just give up and spend the rest of their days in some kind of goon bunker away from everything that’s terrible. Unfortunately we can’t afford a bunker, for either gooning or non-gooning activities. Instead we have to look at the news and see how we’re all getting reamed this time. It’s unfair that we can’t ruin movies with our daddy’s money. We’d be so good at it! Instead this buffoon is going to make the next few years of entertainment unbearable so we can’t even escape from all the terrible things that are happening. Embrace the slop. There are no rules. That said, in a surprise turn of events after we recorded this, Paramount aren’t moving forward with human garbage Max Landis’ treatment for G.I. Joe. We are honestly just as surprised as you are.

We also changed the theme song because we kept getting yelled at.

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Sony continue to prove they're the funniest production company out there by making the big claim that they're gonna reboot the Sony Spider-Man Universe. Why? We dont know. But we're certainly gonna talk about it. Some people say you can't shit the same bed twice but clearly theyre very wrong. Here's hoping for Madame Web 2.

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Baseless Speculation proudly introduces a wheel of torture/bad/evil/punishment in this episode in an attempt to hold themselves accountable/make their lives worse. Plus Zoo updates. This ep has it all.

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Da Boys are back in town and it's time to crack open the blue face paint, get disappointed we're not on Pandora, try to hünk with a dog or whatever then get sad we can't do that either. Realise we all have Post-Avatar Depression Syndrome. Not get therapy. Continue to do this terrible podcast. Such is life. Plus Zammit tells a horrible story of fatherhood.

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It's the third and final part of our Christmas Specials, so let's go out with a bang! This Week Zammit is taking us through a home grown delight, A Moody Christmas, with plenty of nostalgia filled holiday discussions and it wouldn't be a BS episode without yelling at Jackson. Thank you all for a wonderful 2025 for Baseless Speculation. This is our last episode of the year but rest assured we will be back in February with our review and discussion on big blue people movie!

Heese facts will return next year... maybe. I kind of ran out of them in like April and have just been making stuff up since then. So who knows what's gonna happen.

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It's the second part of our Christmas extravaganza!!! This Week JD is taking us through his favourite Christmas Classic - Jingle All the Way, what a lovely Christmas treat for all... IDK I haven't seen it, but it sounds like a wild time indeed.

Who decided Reindeer were so cool anyway? Why do they get all the glory every Christmas and not our beautiful Heese brothers and sisters? Horses do way more actual work. I'm sick of this Reindeer propaganda!!! ALSO while we're on the subject, why does only Rudolph get a carrot? what about all the others? They should eat him and his f*cked nose!!! Anyway merry Christmas or whatever.

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It's Christmas and to celebrate the festive season our three lovely festive boys will be looking back at their favourite festive classics. Do they hold up? Almost certainly not, but we'll have fun finding out. First up Jackson's pick of I'll Be Home for Christmas. Now lets all yell at him and enjoy, because that's what Christmas is all about!!!

If Santa was in anyway cool he would have horses pull his sleigh, but instead he goes for inferior animals which I won't even name and it's not just because I can't spell it!

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Miss Piggy is back... Maybe. And she's getting her own smash hit movie.... Maybe. All of this is up in the air but that's not going to stop us baselessly speculating... OH THATS WHY THE SHOW IS CALLED THAT???? Nice.

Miss Piggy is not a horse, nor is she a pig. She is in fact a muppet, which is like a puppet but spelt differently. The more you know.

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Scrubs. I don't want no Scrubs. Pretty good song but that's not what we're talking about today. Instead since everyone's favourite quirky hospital based sitcom is returning to our screens we're gonna take a little look and ask "Hey....what is this? Will it be good? Almost certainly not."

Horses are actually extremely knowledgeable in the field of medicine and would make for excellent doctors. However they are unable to speak due to the fact that they are horses, so their services are restricted to racing and farm work and probably some other crook stuff for now.

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Boy there sure are a whole lot of Star Wars these days, huh? Turns out there could have been even more, only with the twist of it actually being good. Unfortunately Bob Iger said no so now we have to imagine some absolutely premium Star Wars content instead.

Now we all know Horses don't exist in the Star Wars universe, which frankly is a huge shame, but I have it on good authority (the High Heese Council) that if Horses did exists within that Galaxy Far Far away they would all be Jedi Knights and the Galaxy would be in eternal peace. So I guess it makes sense why George never included them.

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We're back with our newish thing where we look at a thing at has already come out and talk about if that thing is good. This week it's all about Sinners so get involved and have some sexy sinners fun. Or don't. I'm not your mum.

I actually haven't seen Sinners so have no idea if any horses appear or how I can relate that movie to a fun horse fact. Regardless, Horses are pretty sick!

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It's the spookiest time of the year! So spooky that our beloved Joel Zammit could not handle it and was throwing up. So we got our good mate Damo to fill in and help us discuss that big snake movie that is coming out... at christmas... on this Halloween special... Look it works okay.

Anacondas are terrified of Horses and as a result will not eat them. Horses will however absolutely devour a lovely pice of fried anaconda with some chips. Lovely stuff.

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Those beautiful boys and girls over at insomniac have been cooking another Marvel game, this time all about the little angry boy Wolverine. Will it be any good? Will the Leaks hurt its performance? Will Spidey show up? Absolutely no idea but let's have a lil chat about it.

As far as I'm aware there are no horses on the X-Men which in my opinion is a gross oversight by Charlie Boy. Why wouldn't he want a horse on there? Can you imagine Cyclops riding into battle against an army of sentinels on a horse? How sick would that be? Come on Charles... Idiot.

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Our good friend Joel Duscher is once again missing in action so we roped in our even better friend Adam to discuss all things Fallout season 2. Will it be good? Is season one good? What is a fallout? Honestly I'm not to sure I've never seen or played it. Adam seems to enjoy it though so that's good enough for me!

Horses are unable to play video games such as fallout because they got those dumb horse feet that are actually just a big toenail... gross.

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After 20 long years there's going to be a sequel to the Simpsons Movie. Incredible news... or is it? Let's break it down and dive deeper into Jacksons strange disdain for the first movie. What a fun time for everyone involved, especially you, our beautiful listeners.

A baby horse, also known as a Foal, can stand and walk all within a few hours of being born, which means that they are physically superior to a dumb human baby. Pretty sick.

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I used to be an adventurer, but then I took an arrow to the knee. What a fun and current reference that we can all enjoy! This week the beautiful Adam stops by andfills in for JD while we discuss the seemingly inevitable Elder Scrolls TV Series... or movie... but mostly series.

Horses exist in the Elder Scrolls Universe and therefore are relevant to this episode, so that's pretty fun. These are getting pretty terrible aren't they? Suggest some other fun facts I can give.

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The BS boys are trying something new! calm down, stop crying its okay! Instead of looking ahead at the future releases, we're going to be looking back at the big releases of anytime before now. So get excited while we talk about the movie that's in a computer or something!

Horses have no use for computers therefore do not care about the Tron franchise, which is why Jared Leto doesn't like them. So good for horses really.

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This week we're going full Benoit Blanc and diving deep into the mystery of the latest Knives Out (Dumb Name for the franchise) movie. Who exactly did kill the victim? Based on the one trailer we kind of half watched we're going to figure it out once and for all.

A horse would never purposefully kill a man.... Actually I don't think that's true. I think they have many times... but those men probably deserved it so it's fine I guess. Anyway All my Heese friends are innocent and have never done anything wrong.

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Bagpuss! Everyone knows and loves him, What's that? You have no idea what this horrid little British cat is? Well lucky for you there's a big Hollywood movie coming out about him so let's dive deep and figure out wtf this sad little rotten cat is all about.

As far as I'm aware Bagpuss is neither a horse, nor does he interact with a horse. But truth be told I have seen pretty much zero Bagpuss so that could be a lie. But let's just take it as truth anyway.

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It's no secrtet round these here parts that the BS boys are looking forward to 'Avatar 3: now there's fire blue people!' But what do we think is going to happen? Will it be as good as the first to entries in this franchise? Will it make 10 Billion dollars at the box office? Probably not but let's find out!

The Horses in the Avatar universe are known as Direhorse's. They have six legs and one of those hair dick things you can connect to. Pretty sweet. But are they as cool as regular earth horses? Obviously not. Nothing is superior to our beautiful earth Heese.

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Look I'll be honest, I know pretty much nothing about Mortal Kombat, while I was editing this and listening to the boys talk, I had no idea what was going on, but I had a good time, and you will too when you listen to this episode, that's the Sanspants guarantee... I think.

Horses (Or Heese to use their correct plural term) are notoriously prominent fighters in the Mortal Kombat tournament. Since it began in 1284 (idfk man) there has been over 100 different horse champions. Good on those beautiful equestrian boys. Have a carrot on me lads.

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Clayface! That Famous Batman Villain we all know and love. He's pretty cool I guess. Anyway he's getting a movie, and we're gonna figure out exactly what it's gonna be... eventually. We gotta get some hair talk done first, but we'll get to it.

If Batman had a horse based villain he'd be probably be the best one and would kill him in like an hour or whatever because horses are sick. Also maybe he does already have a horse based villain. Don't at me. At Jackson instead. Pretend he wrote all of this and send all your complaints to him.

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They're making another Predator Movie. What's it about, the subway guy? Hopefully not but why not talk about him anyway, and when we find the time we'll fit in some discussion on the upcoming Predator movie where we can.

Predators would never hurt horses because they are good friends. (I've actually never seen a predator movie, so if one does kill a horse at some point just know that that one is a rogue and shunned from predator society.)

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Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow, now just titled Supergirl is the second upcoming project from the new DCU and boy are we jazzed. What will happen? Will there be a girl? Will she be super? Will Jackson or Zammit have to shave Spider-Man webs into their head? Time to find out I guess!

Horses love a Sunday roast. Take them to a pub Carvery and they lose their fucking minds. It's pretty sick. Honestly they are just like me for real. Maybe I am just writing facts about myself now. Who knows.

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FAN TAS TIC FOUR. Hopefully you read that in the way the way the choir sings it from the movie or whatever. Anyway it's been 10 years so it's time for another attempt at Marvel's first family, but will it be any good this time? Let's find out.

Do you guys even care about my fun horse facts anymore? I feel like no one actually reads these. But if you do here's a special one just for you. The plural of Horse is Heese :)

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