Barjory Buffet: The Cruise Detective – Details, episodes & analysis

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Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel Crowe
Edited by Brad Beideman

Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet
Brad Beideman as: Neil Greg
Elijah Katz as: Rodge Badgebeach
Kelsey Buckley as: Fally Jimmels, Bob Eubanks, Joe Sabia, DJ Neetfreek
Magi Calcagne as: Narrator, Pigi Podiatrist, Sean Evans

Criming soon to a theater near you: It’s a red carpet but from blood when a film premiere is intermissioned by an attack on a Hollywood elite! Now Barjory must pour herself a tall glass of popcorn and investigate the too many theaters of the movie cruise The Gigaplex! Presented in glorious Barjor-Y-Scope, the Smell-o-Vision of the ears.

(And this is our finale before the hiatus, so check out our Patreon for weekly content in the meantime because the meantime’s usually a lot of time: patreon.com/bbthecd)

Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel Crowe

Edited by Brad Beideman

Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet

Brad Beideman as: Neil Greg

Lyndsey Kempf as: Melora Galore

Brian Fitzgerald as: Shuck Dox

Jake Hess as: Bryler Velveeto

Kelsey Buckley as: Dava C. Schwimmer

Allie Wittner as: Westlin Justinly, Janine Greg

Marcos Gonzales as: Chaz Casper

Katie Bowman as: Amby Canterlope

Jordan Wold as: Niles Greg

Magi Calcagne as: Narrator, Pigi Podiatrist

Before Barjory Buffet became the only anybody to have jurisdiction over international waters, she was an asshole in her 20’s who had no idea how to live. Barjory’s first foray into crime solving is classic story of a landlocked woman following her own horniness to bring about justice.

Written by Rachel Crowe and Brad Beideman

Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet, Woman Speaking

Magi Calcagne as: Narrator

Produced in response to an angry voicemail, this verbatim reading of a Dame Drewzel Scream short story is sure to please diehard fans and her son who left the voicemail. Barjory solves a crime by looking at a cartoon in a really smart and good story by the matriarch of a smart and good family. Don’t sue us please!

Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel Crowe 

Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet

Magi Calcagne as: Narrator

Recorded LIVE from the Pack Theater, Bidge takes the stage to investigate an understudy who was upstaged by her own death. But can Bidge solve it before murder comes back for an encore and really hams it up this time??

Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel Crowe

Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet

Magi Calcagne as: Maude Yonkers, Narrator, Background Voices

Kevin McCarthy as: Alvin O’Calvin, Background Voices

Brad Beideman as: Neil Greg, Background Voices

AND, vote for us in the Audio Verse Awards if you want!

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We’re nominated for Lead Actor, Supporting Actor, Audio Play Production, Writing for an Audio Play Production, and Action Sound Design in a Production.

To vote, get a laptop, find us (control-F it maybe), and drag us to the right with whoever else you wanna vote for! It’s that simple! Medium simple!

Barjory's greatest foes escape the Sail Jail, hungry for a yummy snack called revenge! Oh my god! It's three versus one and a Neil in the season finale to end all episodes this season!

Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet the Cruise Detective

Kaylin Mahoney as: Dr. Kelpsy Quarium

Will Stryker as: Aloejandro van Alvess

Greg Goodness as: CJ Seagulls the Satin Seagull

Brad Beideman as: Neil Greg

Magi Calcagne as: Piggy Podiatrist, Narrator, Nikki McNarkols 

Jordan Wold as: Dr. Niles Greg

Melissa Strype: Margamin 

Joey Pleasants as: Benjory 

Elijah Katz as: Rodge Badgebeach

When a prince is attacked during a hemophilia gala (the annual Cruisin’ for a Bruisin’), Barjory must solve it before the ocean runs red with wishy washy blood!

Written by Rachel Crowe and Brad Beideman 

Edited by Brad Beideman

Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet

Eli Lutsky as: Prince Geraldo

Will Stryker as: Prince Nedwaldo

Kaylin Mahoney as: Queen Winceworth 

John Lemelman as: Giaccamo, Wallis 

Magi Calcagne as: Narrator

Barjory investigates her wettest crime scene yet, with the help of an old friend, a basketball legend, and a guy named Chris who sets up some plot stuff and then never comes back!

Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel Crowe

Edited by Brad Beideman

Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet

Kaylin Mahoney as: Dr. Kelpsy Quarium 

Kevin McCarthy as: Abernathy Shark

Will Stryker as: S.A. Dorkfish

Eli Lutsky as: Chris/Mr. Remora

Magi Calcagne as: Narrator/Peg

Brad Beideman as: Neil

Shaquille O’Neal as: Himself (archive audio)

Barjory has a normal day serving as a whale bodyguard on Boston’s premiere sushi boat until something pretty unusual mucks it all up!

Written by Rachel Crowe and Brad Beideman

Edited by Brad Beideman

Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet

John Lemelman as: Puglassie, Pugnasty, Captain Leonberger

Ben Ellenberg as: Lieutenant Harbormaster Gifford Roscoe 

Brad Beideman as: Neil

Magi Calcagne as: Narrator, Piggy

Barjory boards a brunch boat and gets served a heaping helping of what’s going on by mysterious competitive eater Ipso Fatso!

Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel Crowe

Edited by Brad Beideman

Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet

Allie Wittner as: Frittata McMuffin 

Magi Calcagne as: Narrator, Joan