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Loosen your belts, pour something strong, and prepare for some deeply questionable opinions… because The B-Movie Blitzkrieg Podcast is wrapping up Season 1 the only way we know how, by talking absolute nonsense for an extended period of time.
After 22 films, countless rants, and more than a few “what did we just watch?” moments, Duncan & The Baz sit down to reflect on the chaos, the carnage, and the unexpected brilliance of their maiden voyage through the world of B-cinema.
This isn’t just a recap… it’s a full-blown debrief.
From how the podcast was born (somewhere between insomnia and a desire to drink with your buddy), to how the season somehow held together despite everything thrown at it, we take a look behind the curtain at what made Season 1 tick… and some how didn’t fall apart.
And yes… Baz has thoughts. Many, many thoughts.
It’s reflective. It’s unfiltered. It’s dangerously close to going off the rails at all times. Naturally… we wouldn’t have it any other way.
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In This Episode:
How The B-Movie Blitzkrieg Podcast actually started and our surprise it hasn’t stopped
Baz’s post-season verdict: has he been converted to B-movies… or traumatised for life?
Duncan recaps/justify 22 episodes of cinematic chaos
The moments that nearly broke us… and the ones that weirdly impressed us
Top 5 Best & Worst of Season 1:
Because no season wrap-up would be complete without some bold claims and inevitable disagreements…how close are our lists actually?
Expect arguments. Expect contradictions. Expect at least one of these picks to cause outrage as Duncan & The Baz dig into how Season 1 evolved from a simple idea into a weekly descent into madness, why some films surprised them in the best ways, and how others… well… tested their will to continue.
They also tackle the big question:
Is Baz now a B-movie believer… or has this entire experience just lowered his standards permanently?
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Season 2 Tease – Coming July 2026
Just when you thought it was safe…We’re coming back.
Season 2 is already shaping up to be bigger, weirder, and possibly even more unhinged, with a fresh batch of cult classics, notorious disasters, and hidden gems waiting to be discovered (or endured).
Expect a mix of:
More creature features that absolutely ignore physics
Sci-fi that asks big questions… and answers none of them
Action films where explosions replace logic
And at least one film that makes Zardoz look restrained
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A Sneak Peek at What’s Coming:
Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010) – Because apparently we didn’t suffer enough the first time.
Samurai Cop (1991) – A law enforcement masterclass in wigs, explosions, and absolute nonsense.
Kingdom of the Spiders (1977) – Nature strikes back… with an unreasonable number of legs.
Surf Nazis Must Die (1987) – Yes, that’s the title. No, it doesn’t get less ridiculous.
The Kindred (1987) – Science, secrets, and something deeply unpleasant in the basement.
The Stuff (1985) – It’s back… and somehow still looks deliciously suspicious.
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And that’s just the beginning. Is it sensible? No. Is it necessary? Also no. Are we doing it anyway? Absolutely.
Because sometimes the best discoveries come from the films you were never supposed to take seriously.
So raise a glass to Season 1, brace yourself for what’s next, and remember… if a movie looks like a bad idea… it’s probably perfect for this podcast.
Until next time, stay bold, stay bizarre, and never trust a film that claims to be “so bad it’s good”… because here at B-Movie Blitzkrieg the bizarre meets the brilliant one B-Movie at a time.
TIMECODE:
00:00:00 - THEME SONG
00:00:45 - INTRO
00:08:47 - HOW THIS BEGAN
00:25:43 - IS BAZ'S A B-MOVIE FAN NOW?
00:34:30 - TOP 5 BEST & WORST MOVIES OF SEASON 1
01:05:14 - TEASING SEASON 2
01:10:32 - CLOSE
Episode 20: Q: The Winged Serpent (1982) – The Roof, The Roof, The Roof is Not Safe
Season 1 · Episode 20
Friday, March 27, 2026 • Duration 30:00
B-Movie Blitzkrieg Podcast – Episode 20
Q: The Winged Serpent (1982)
Lock your windows, avoid tall buildings, and maybe don’t look up… because The B-Movie Blitzkrieg Podcast is closing out Season 1 with a screeching, flapping, flesh-eating bang.
This week, Duncan & The Baz take on the gloriously scrappy creature feature Q: The Winged Serpent (1982), a film that dares to ask the important question: what if an ancient Aztec sky god decided to set up shop on the Chrysler Building and start snacking on New Yorkers?
Directed by cult legend Larry Cohen, this low-budget chaos machine delivers ritual sacrifices, police incompetence, and a stop-motion monster that somehow looks both ridiculous and genuinely threatening… depending on the angle (and your tolerance for 80s effects).
At the centre of it all is Michael Moriarty, giving a performance so unhinged it feels like it might derail the film at any moment… and yet somehow elevates it into something truly 'special'.
It’s gritty. It’s bizarre. It’s peak “New York is falling apart” cinema. Naturally… we’re ending the season with it.
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In This Episode:
Is Q a hidden gem of creature horror or just a beautifully chaotic mess?
Duncan tries to explain his love of stop motion.
The Baz questions everything … Duncan answers nothing.
Did we just learn that the Baz was a Kung-Fu fan?
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Top 5 Rad/Sad & Bad Moments:
Episode 19: Zardoz (1974) – The Gun Is Good, The Nappy Is Eternal
Season 1 · Episode 19
Friday, March 13, 2026 • Duration 29:03
B-Movie Blitzkrieg Podcast – Episode 19
Zardoz (1974)
Strap on your bandoliers, adjust your red nappy, and prepare for maximum philosophical confusion… The B-Movie Blitzkrieg Podcast is diving headfirst into the wonderfully unhinged world of Zardoz.
This week, Duncan & The Baz attempt to unpack one of the most gloriously baffling cult films ever committed to celluloid. Directed by John Boorman and starring a moustachioed Sean Connery who clearly lost a bet with his agent, Zardoz delivers floating stone heads, post-apocalyptic weirdness, and philosophical musings that may or may not make sense depending on how much wine you've had.
Set in a strange future where brutal “Brutals” serve an elite class of immortal intellectuals known as the Eternals, Connery’s Exterminator Zed discovers that the giant flying god-head dispensing guns and wisdom might not be quite what it seems. What follows is a psychedelic collision of sci-fi, social commentary, and wardrobe decisions that humanity was not prepared for.
It’s confusing. It’s pretentious. It’s deeply weird. Naturally… we love it…or at least one of us does.
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In This Episode:
Is Zardoz a misunderstood sci-fi masterpiece or just completely off its rocker?
The Baz defends the power of cock mastery
Duncan attempts (and possibly fails) why he loves this movie.
Sean Connery’s is in this movie? How the hell did that happen?
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Episode 18: The Warriors - Can You Dig It? Neon Gangs & Mythic Mayhem
Season 1 · Episode 18
Friday, February 27, 2026 • Duration 30:00
B-Movie Blitzkrieg Podcast – Episode 18
The Warriors (1979)
Clink your bottles, lace up your Converse, and watch out for roller skates — The B-Movie Blitzkrieg Podcast is hitting the mean streets of New York with The Warriors. This week, Duncan & The Baz run the gauntlet through Walter Hill’s neon-drenched, mythic vision of urban chaos, where gangs dress like Halloween never ended and every subway stop is a potential boss fight.Loosely inspired by The Anabasis (yes, really), this cult classic follows the wrongly accused Warriors as they battle their way home across a hostile city after a citywide gang summit goes catastrophically wrong. With face paint, baseball bats, and one of the most iconic villains in cult cinema history, this is street-level fantasy masquerading as a grindhouse thriller...and we absolutely love it.
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In This Episode:
Is The Warriors a timeless classic?
The Baz is all about full bush, no bras and bitch'n soundtracks.
Shocking subway deaths.
Duncan talks Cyrus...visionary leader or guy who absolutely needed better security?
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Top 5 Rad/Sad & Bad Moments:
Cyrus’ “Can You Dig It?” speech...electrifying, prophetic, and instantly fatal.
Park benches...handcuffs...police handbreak turns...nuff said.
Leather vests and no tops underneath...if only we had the figure to pull that look off?!
The DJ’s omniscient radio narration...somehow everywhere, always vibing.
Episode 17: Night of the Comet - Mall Rats, Mutants & End-of-the-World Chic
Season 1 · Episode 17
Friday, February 13, 2026 • Duration 29:30
B-Movie Blitzkrieg Podcast – Episode 17
Night of the Comet (1984)
Grab your Uzis, tease that ’80s hair, and make a run for the nearest shopping mall…The B-Movie Blitzkrieg Podcast is staring down the apocalypse with Night of the Comet (1984).
This week, Duncan & The Baz cruise into a synth-soaked, neon-lit wasteland where most of humanity has been vaporised by a cosmic light show… and the survivors are mostly valley girls, maniacs, and mad scientists.
Directed by Thom Eberhardt, this cult classic blends sci-fi, horror, and mall-punk comedy into a surprisingly charming end-of-days romp. Catherine Mary Stewart and Kelli Maroney shine as Regina and Samantha, two sisters who dodge comet-induced extinction thanks to the protective power of steel shipping containers (science!).
What follows is a cross-country joyride through empty cities, zombie-adjacent weirdos, automatic weapons, and the eternal question: if the world ends… who gets the shopping mall?
Roll initiative, barricade the doors, and for the love of all that is holy… pick up a phone. This week, The B-Movie Blitzkrieg Podcast is trapped in a concrete maze with Shakma (1990)…the killer-baboon horror-thriller that stretches a razor-thin premise to breaking point and then keeps going for another 20 minutes just to spite you.
Duncan & The Baz descend into an underground medical facility where a group of grad students decide that the best place to play a live-action Dungeons & Dragons-style game is…a building full of lethal experiments and fully functioning telephones they absolutely refuse to use. Directed by Hugh Parks and Tom Logan, Shakma pits our would-be heroes against an enraged baboon hopped up on experimental drugs, military-grade aggression, and pure narrative convenience.
The setup is fun. The baboon is genuinely intimidating. But dear god…the decision-making. From endless running down identical corridors to ignoring obvious escape routes, this is one of those films where the monster might not even be the biggest threat…human stupidity is.
Is it an underrated oddity with something to say, or just another stitched-together curiosity from the grindhouse operating table?
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In This Episode:
Why no one thinks to call for help despite being surrounded by phones?
The Baz’s growing frustration as the runtime refuses to end.
Duncan’s attempts to explain 100 men vs a gorilla to Baz.
Whether Shakma is a solid creature feature buried under bad choices and padding.
Sharpen your scalpels and warm up the thunder sound effects… The B-Movie Blitzkrieg Podcast is cracking open the slab for Blackenstein (1973) the blaxploitation-flavoured Frankenstein riff that dares to ask: what if Mary Shelley, Vietnam War trauma, and disco-era exploitation cinema all collided at once?
This week, Duncan & The Baz descend into a world of mad doctors, revenge-fuelled monsters, and a script that seems to have been reanimated from at least three different drafts.
Directed by William A. Levey and produced by low-budget legend David F. Friedman, Blackenstein tells the tragic tale of Eddie Turner, a wounded Vietnam vet rebuilt by experimental “science”… and promptly turned into a lumbering agent of rage with a very loose grip on narrative logic.
There’s social commentary buried somewhere under the monster makeup, mixed with gothic horror tropes, soap-opera melodrama, and some truly baffling character decisions.
Is it an underrated oddity with something to say, or just another stitched-together curiosity from the grindhouse operating table?
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In This Episode:
Blaxploitation meets Frankenstein…bold fusion or tonal tug-of-war?
The Baz grapples with the racial eithics or lack-there-of of the filmmakers
DNA right…but hybrid animal DNA?…what in the Moreau is going on here?
Bad attempts to locate the film’s plot against it’s runtime… with mixed results.
Episode 14: Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers - Rack to the Future: Cleavage & Chainsaws
Season 1 · Episode 14
Friday, January 2, 2026 • Duration 29:55
B-Movie Blitzkrieg Podcast – Episode 14
Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers (1988)
Fire up your petrol-powered perms and guard your scalp, because this week on the B-Movie Blitzkrieg Podcast, Duncan & The Baz are hacking their way through the neon-soaked fever nightmare that is Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers (1988)… the only film bold enough to mix cults, call girls, chainsaws, and an inexplicably sweaty 80s detective with the emotional range of a damp bar mat.
Fire up your petrol-powered perms and guard your scalp, because this week on the B-Movie Blitzkrieg Podcast, Duncan & The Baz are hacking their way through the neon-soaked fever nightmare that is Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers (1988)… the only film bold enough to mix cults, call girls, chainsaws, and an inexplicably sweaty 80s detective with the emotional range of a damp bar mat.This isn’t just sleaze. It’s a glitter-splattered, blood-spritzed love letter to grindhouse excess where every problem can be solved with a chainsaw duel and a vaguely offended-looking customer service manager. Featuring Gunnar Hansen (yes, that Leatherface) and enough hairspray to punch a hole in the ozone, this movie asks the ultimate question:
“What if the Texas Chainsaw Massacre had a dress code and a loyalty card?”The answer: absolute chaos.
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In This Episode:
We bravely pursue the questions no self-respecting film scholar would touch with a 10-foot power tool:
Did Gunnar Hansen's agent get a bonus for chainsaw related script finds?
How many chainsaws is too many chainsaws? (Trick question: there is no limit.)
There is soo much body oil...way this the inspiration for the Diddy Party?
Who funds this cult?
Bonus Christmas Episode 2025: The Gingerdead Man – Silent Fright, Deadly Delight & Yuletide Bites
Deck the halls and hide the rolling pins, because this festive instalment of the B-Movie Blitzkrieg Podcast sees Duncan & The Baz unwrapping the sugary terror of The Gingerdead Man (2005)… the only yuletide classic where a serial killer’s soul is baked into a gingerbread cookie and voiced by a cackling Gary Busey on a Christmas caffeine bender.
This isn’t just a holiday horror. It’s a full-throttle sugar rush of schlock, sleaze, and seasonal spite. With sentient baked goods, questionable acting choices, and a body count that would make Mrs Claus reconsider her life choices, The Gingerdead Man is the kind of film that asks, “What if your festive treat hated you… personally?”
The answer: everyone dies, probably near a mixing bowl.
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In This Episode:
We confront the queries no pastry chef, exorcist, or mall Santa ever dared to ask:
Did the film makers actually think this was a good idea?
Why does the old baker carry a flick knife to a diner?
How big is the health and safety manual for that walk-in oven?
How long is a 1hr 15min movie is the opening & closing credits are about 10mins each?
Is this a Christmas horror movie at all if there isn't any music, decoration or mention of Christmas at all?
Inflate your expectations and check your pressure gauges, because this week on the B-Movie Blitzkrieg Podcast, Duncan & The Baz skid violently into the absurdist asphalt apocalypse of Rubber (2010), the only film where a sentient tyre, an on-site audience with binoculars, a dead turkey, and a disgruntled sheriff all exist in a universe held together solely by the power of “no reason.”
This isn’t just a killer object movie...it’s a meta-narrative wrapped in a surrealist desert picnic and sprinkled with enough nihilism to make Camus put down his cigarette and go, “Alright lads, calm down.” With our rubbery anti-hero rolling from one explosive encounter to the next, Rubber achieves the rare feat of being both completely ridiculous and somehow… philosophically chewy.
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In This Episode:
We tackle the burning questions no mechanic, philosopher, or desert ranger ever thought to ask:
Is Robert the Tyre the most emotionally developed character in the movie?
Why is there an audience watching the movie inside the movie?
Are you watching this movie or is this movie watching you?
And seriously… what was the turkey for?
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Top 5 Rad/Sad & Bad Moments:
The moment our rubbery renegade learns he can make heads explode just by concentrating really, really hard. Inspirational, in a deeply concerning way.
A group of film-within-a-film viewers slowly starving in the desert while offering commentary nobody asked for but we all needed.
The reveal of Quetzalcoatl (or “Q” to Scottish people with Scottish tongues)...equal parts majestic and...someone definitely animated this in their garage.
Summoned by a Serial Killer or happy accident? You decide!
Why are only a small group of cops hunting this winged beast?
Do guns solve all crisis moments?
That ending… because nothing says closure like “we’ll deal with that later.”
Duncan & The Baz dig into why Q: The Winged Serpent punches well above its weight, how it captures a grimy, paranoid version of 1980s New York, and why sometimes a film’s limitations are exactly what make it memorable.
Is it polished? Not even slightly.
Is it coherent? Debatable.
Is it a perfect Season 1 finale? Absolutely.
Because sometimes the best B-Movies aren’t the slickest or the smartest… they’re the ones held together with ambition, madness, and just enough practical effects to make you believe a giant sky lizard might actually be nesting above Manhattan.
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So keep your eyes on the skyline, avoid suspicious chanting on rooftops, and remember… if something massive flies overhead… it’s probably already too late.
Until next time, stay bold, stay bizarre, and never trust a city that doesn’t notice a giant monster living above it… because here at B-Movie Blitzkrieg the bizarre meets the brilliant one B-Movie at a time.
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Season One Wrap-Up Coming 10th April
We’re not quite done yet.
Join Duncan & The Baz for a special extended Season One round-up episode dropping April 10th, where we take a step back from the madness and look at how this beautifully chaotic season came together.
We’ll be diving into:
Our Top 5 Best and Top 5 Worst films from all 22 movies we covered
Behind-the-scenes chat on how the podcast evolved (and occasionally derailed)
The surprises, disasters, and unexpected gems of Season 1
And a sneak peek at what’s coming in Season 2 (July 2026)
Longer, looser, and packed with questionable opinions...it’s the victory lap this season deserves.
Because if there’s one thing we’ve learned… it’s that B-movies are never boring.
TIMECODE:
00:00:00 - THEME SONG
00:00:45 - INTRO
00:07:25 - PLOT
00:10:58 - TOP 5 RAD/SAD/BAD MOMENTS
00:17:45 - BEST/WORST LINES
00:20:08 - PLOTHOLES
00:24:20 - SCORE
00:28:00 - CLOSE
Top 5 Rad/Sad & Bad Moments:
The giant floating stone head delivering the immortal line: “THE GUN IS GOOD. THE PENIS IS EVIL.” ... Subtlety was clearly not invited.
Connery’s power over the turgidity of his penis
The Eternals’ … on a scale of 1 - 10…how much does Baz actually hate them?
Floating heads and vacuum packed sex dolls
Duncan & The Baz dig into how Zardoz swings wildly between high-concept philosophy and absolute madness, why the film feels like a science-fiction fever dream, and how Sean Connery somehow commits 100% to every bizarre moment.
Is it pretentious? Yes.
Is it ridiculous? Also yes.
Is it unforgettable cult cinema? Absolutely.
Because sometimes the best B-movies aren’t the ones that make perfect sense… they’re the ones that leave you staring at the screen wondering what just happened.
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So polish your floating god head, question the nature of immortality, and remember… if a giant stone face starts throwing guns at you… things have probably gone very wrong.
Until next time, stay bold, stay bizarre, and never trust a philosophical monologue delivered by a levitating monument…because here at B-Movie Blitzkrieg the bizarre meets the brilliant one B-Movie at a time.
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Season Finale IncomingEpisode 20 drops Thursday, 27th March
For the Season One finale, Duncan & The Baz head to 1980s New York to tackle rooftop cultists, stop-motion monsters, and one extremely angry flying reptile in Q: The Winged Serpent.
Expect ancient Aztec gods, questionable police work, and Michael Moriarty absolutely losing his mind in the best possible way. Because nothing says season finale quite like a giant monster nesting on the Chrysler Building.
And remember… The gun may be good… but a winged serpent is considerably worse.
TIMECODE:
00:00:00 - THEME SONG
00:00:45 - INTRO
00:06:02 - PLOT
00:09:28 - TOP 5 RAD/SAD/BAD MOMENTS
00:17:28 - BEST/WORST LINES
00:19:23 - PLOTHOLES
00:24:04 - SCORE
00:27:05 - CLOSE
We dig into how The Warriors transforms New York into a surreal battleground, why its gangs feel like urban folklore, and how the film’s stripped-down dialogue and pounding music turn a simple chase into something legendary. It’s gritty, it’s stylish, and it proves that the scariest thing in the city isn’t crime...it’s organised cosplay.
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So grab your crew, stick together, and remember… once the sun comes up, the rules change.Until next time, stay bold, stay bizarre, and never underestimate a gang with a theme because here at B-Movie Blitzkrieg… the bizarre meets the brilliant one B-Movie at a time.
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Next Episode Drops Thursday, 13th MarchNext time, we leave the streets behind and head straight into existential madness with Zardoz. Expect floating stone heads, red nappies, philosophical monologues, and Sean Connery making choices that cannot be undone.So remember… the gun is good… and so is questioning reality at volume.
TIMECODE:
00:00:00 - THEME SONG
00:00:45 - INTRO
00:04:48 - PLOT
00:07:45 - TOP 5 RAD/SAD/BAD MOMENTS
00:17:26 - BEST/WORST LINES
00:22:22 - PLOTHOLES
00:25:37 - SCORE
00:28:03 - CLOSE
The comet itself…beautiful, deadly, and wildly inconsiderate.
The sexual tension.
Synths all the way baby.
The end of this movie…spoiler alert…Baz hates it.
We dig into why Night of the Comet has endured as a cult favourite…equal parts goofy, grim, and weirdly optimistic…and whether it’s secretly one of the most fun apocalypse movies ever made. It’s got heart, it’s got lasers, and it’s got a serious beef with authority figures.
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So lock the doors, raid the food court, and keep one eye on the sky… because not every extinction event comes with this much attitude.
Until next time, stay bold, stay bizarre, and never trust a scientist in mirrored sunglasses. Here at B-Movie Blitzkrieg… the bizarre meets the brilliant one B-Movie at a time.
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Next Episode is Dropping Thursday, 27th February
War paint on, bottles clinking…next time we hit the streets of New York with The Warriors (1979). Expect gangs in baseball gear, iconic synth beats, mythic urban mayhem, and one of the greatest midnight-movie vibes ever committed to film.
So remember… when the night comes down, you’d better be ready to run.
A finale that arrives long after the audience has mentally checked out.
The overwhelming sense that this could’ve been a tight 80 minutes… but absolutely isn’t.
We dig into whether Shakma earns cult status as a mean-spirited creature movie, or if it’s a cautionary tale about editing, pacing, and what happens when nobody in a script has common sense.
There’s fun to be had here…but it’s buried under repetition, baffling logic, and a runtime that feels like it’s rolling critical failures on every turn.
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So sharpen your dice, map your exits, and remember, if you’re in a building full of phones during a killer-baboon rampage… use one.
Until next time, stay bold, stay bizarre, and never split the party.
Here at B-Movie Blitzkrieg… the bizarre meets the brilliant, one B-Movie at a time.
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Next Episode is Dropping 13th February
Break out the Uzis, hit the mall, and watch the sky… Episode 17 blasts off with The Night of the Comet (1984). Expect valley-girl survivors, dusty apocalypse vibes, synth-heavy ’80s charm, and zombies that absolutely did not get the memo. It’s end-of-the-world fun with big hair, bigger shoulder pads, and radioactive shopping trips.
Don’t miss it…the comet waits for no one.
TIMECODE:
00:00:00 - THEME SONG
00:00:45 - INTRO
00:05:49 - PLOT
00:09:20 - TOP 5 RAD/SAD/BAD MOMENTS
00:19:53 - BEST/WORST LINES
00:23:35 - PLOTHOLES
00:26:27 - SCORE
00:28:12 - CLOSE
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Top 5 Rad/Sad & Bad Moments:
The monster’s design errrmm.
The “Science” of the movie.
Tiger Leg for the win.
Racial ethics be damned said the writer and director of this movie.
The ending...mans best friend is a Blackensteins worst foe.
We dig into whether Blackenstein deserves reappraisal as a socially conscious horror experiment, or if it’s best enjoyed as a messy midnight-movie relic held together by thunderclaps and good intentions. Either way, it’s a fascinating slice of ’70s exploitation that refuses to stay buried.
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So power up the generators, check your stitches, and remember…just because you can reanimate a movie idea, doesn’t mean you should.
Until next time, stay bold, stay bizarre, and always question the ethics board. Here at B-Movie Blitzkrieg… the bizarre meets the brilliant, one B-Movie at a time.
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Next Episode is Dropping 30th January
Lock the doors and hide the bananas… Episode 16 unleashes Shakma (1990). Expect killer primates, unethical experiments, RPG-gone-wrong energy, and one of cinema’s angriest baboons. It’s dungeon-crawling terror with fangs, fur, and a body count…and yes, Shakma will scream.
TIMECODE:
00:00:00 - THEME SONG
00:00:45 - INTRO
00:05:47 - PLOT
00:10:00 - TOP 5 RAD/SAD/BAD MOMENTS
00:19:23 - BEST/WORST LINES
00:23:08 - PLOTHOLES
00:26:45 - SCORE
00:28:30 - CLOSE
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Top 5 Rad/Sad & Bad Moments:
The Chainsaw Cult Reveal: because nothing says “ancient order” like matching outfits and industrial-grade murder tools.
Gunnar Hansen ... you know ... Leatherface
Chainsaw duel...cue the guitar solo
Duncan trying to keep the review on point.
We ponder the philosophical dilemma for the ages:Is Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers a glorious satire of exploitation horror…or just a cinematic excuse to shout “CHAINSAW!” every 7 minutes and feel alive?Either way, we’re booking our next haircut somewhere quieter. Preferably without a sacrificial altar.
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So polish your leather chaps, refuel your murder tools, and remember… here at B-Movie Blitzkrieg, the bizarre meets the brilliant one B-Movie at a time.
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Next Episode Drops Friday, January 16th 2026Our march through the cinematic crypt continues with Episode 15, as Duncan & Baz descend into the shockingly stitched-together madness of Blackenstein (1973)...a blaxploitation-flavoured Frankenstein riff where revenge, reanimation and wildly questionable medical ethics collide.Expect mad science, disco dread, and at least one moment where Baz whispers, “They absolutely should not have done that,” while Duncan cackles with ghoulish delight.Until then… stay greasy, stay gothic, and remember:If someone invites you to join a chainsaw cult, always ask about the dental plan first.TIMECODE:00:00:00 - THEME SONG00:00:45 - INTRO00:05:15 - PLOT00:09:48 - TOP 5 RAD/SAD/BAD MOMENTS00:18:52 - BEST/WORST LINES00:21:52 - PLOTHOLES00:25:51 - SCORE00:27:50 - CLOSE
Gary Busey....that is all!
That killer biscuit design...dear god help us all.
Baz's alternate story around the cuck wrestler...trust me, you need to hear it to believe it.
The sheer amount of baked based puns/one liners.
We ponder the true philosophical conundrum:
Is The Gingerdead Man a joyfully deranged Christmas cult classic… or a cursed festive hallucination brought on by too much eggnog and poor life choices?
Either way, we’re cancelling cookies this year and embracing fruit. It’s safer. Probably.
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So light your tinsel, fear your desserts, and remember… here at B-Movie Blitzkrieg, the bizarre meets the brilliant one B-Movie at a time.
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Next Episode Drops Friday, January 2nd 2026
Kicking off the new year with chainsaws and questionable moral decisions, Duncan & Baz return for Episode 14: Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers (1988)… a neon-soaked grindhouse odyssey where cults, call girls, and power tools collide in glorious VHS-induced chaos.
Expect sleaze, satire, savage steel, and Baz once again questioning how this was ever legally released on planet Earth.
Until then… stay weird, stay wild, and remember: if your biscuit starts smack-talking you, run. Don’t dip it. Run. 🎄🍪🔪
TIMECODE:
00:00:00 - THEME SONG
00:00:45 - INTRO
00:05:35 - PLOT
00:09:13 - TOP 5 RAD/SAD/BAD MOMENTS
00:18:18 - BEST/WORST LINES
00:22:37 - PLOTHOLES
00:26:48 - SCORE
00:27:52 - CLOSE
That damn opening.
The Tired Tyre.
The Reincarnation Twist: Robert’s final form. Yes, it gets weirder. No, we’re not sorry.
We ponder the ultimate cinematic puzzle:Is Rubber a brilliant satire about storytelling, spectatorship, and meaninglessness… or just a tyre rolling around killing people while the director laughs at us?The answer: no reason.
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So grab your binoculars, avoid abandoned tyres on lonely roads, and remember… Here at B-Movie Blitzkrieg, the bizarre meets the brilliant one B-Movie at a time.
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Next Episode Drops on Christmas Eve December 24th 2025: Our Bonus Episode is covering The Gingerdead Man (2005)Ho-ho-hold onto your cookies, because next time Duncan & Baz are stuffing your stockings with a festive treat (or threat): The Gingerdead Man (2005). Yes, we’re talking Gary Busey as a homicidal holiday cookie. And...Yes, it’s as unhinged as it sounds.Expect seasonal screams, flour-based fatalities, and Baz openly questioning the sanity of everyone involved...especially himself.Until then… stay weird, stay wild, and remember: if a tyre starts rolling toward you on its own, maybe don’t stick around to see if it has feelings.it.
