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| 40TH ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL: RETRO EPISODE #7 - RIP PETER | 31 Aug 2026 | ||
Join ⅔ of your APDC Crew as they mourn the loss of Peter Cullen, and then bring you the 7th incarnation of the 40th Anniversary Retro Special Episode from our minute-by-minute breakdown of the 1986 classic animated movie, The Transformers: The Movie! 35:50 - #67: THE TOUGHEST STAIN OF ALL 01:08:18 - #69: SOIXANTE-NEUF 01:41:20 - #71: REVERSE KAMIKAZE?! 02:30:06 - #72: NOT BY A DECEPTICON All this, and SO much else, on the 7th episode of the 40th Anniversary Retro Special of The Transformers: The Movie! | |||
| 40TH ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL: RETRO EPISODE #6 - EGH, GROSS | 19 Aug 2026 | 02:50:46 | |
Join your full crew of the APDC as they bring you Ep#6 of The Transformers: The Movie Anniversary Retro Special!
#62: MUNCHING METAL #63: END OF THE LINE, VALENTINE! #65: INTERGALACTIC DISCO PARTY All this, and SO much else, on the 6th episode of the 40th Anniversary Retro Special of The Transformers: The Movie! | |||
| 40TH ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL: RETRO EPISODE #5 - OPEN, DAMNIT, OPEN | 02 Aug 2026 | 02:55:44 | |
Join your REUNITED threesome of the APDC as they celebrate the run-up to The Transformers: The Movie anniversary from 1986 with Ep#5 of our 40th Anniversary Retro Special, featuring the first appearance of Mike Seibert! In this collection you will hear: 00:01 - AARON IS BACK! 15:00 - COCKTAIL 26:00 - SHOUT OUTS 32:15 - #53: THE LAST LITHONIAN 01:01:30 - #55: THE WILD DOUCHE OF QUINTESSA 01:30:00 - #58: ULTRA MIKENESS All this, getting the band back together, and SO much else, on the 5th episode of the 40th Anniversary Retro Special of The Transformers: The Movie! | |||
| 40TH ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL: RETRO EPISODES #4 - CIGAR PEEPER FISH | 19 Jul 2026 | 02:35:02 | |
Join your classic APDC crew as they celebrate the run-up to The Transformers: The Movie anniversary from 1986 with Ep#4 of our 40th Anniversary Retro Special! In this episode you will hear: * In this episode you will hear: * 03:35 - #41: THIS IS THE FUN PART * 48:28 - #44: EMERGENCY SEPARATION * 01:19:00 - #47: WATERWORLD 2 * 01:43:00 - #51: UNIVERSAL GREETING All this, and nothing else, on your 4th TF:TM Anniversary Retro Special! | |||
| 40TH ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL: RETRO EPISODES #3 - PERRY HOTTER | 05 Jul 2026 | 02:50:39 | |
Join your classic #APDC crew as they celebrate the run-up to The #Transformers: The Movie anniversary from 1986 with Ep#3 of our 40th Anniversary Retro Special! Plus a promo for Cybfest NW 2026! In this episode you will hear: 04:21 - #28: THE AYES HAVE IT 37:24 - #32: BEHOLD, GALVATRON! 01:06:52 - #34: STARSCREAM’S CORPSE 01:40:02 - #37: CURSED CONSUMPTION 02:11:44 - #39: GET TO THE SHUTTLES! | |||
| 40TH ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL: RETRO EPISODES #2 - MATRIX HOLE! | 28 Jun 2026 | 02:36:03 | |
Join your classic APDC crew as they celebrate the run-up to The Transformers: The Movie anniversary from 1986! Plus a promo for Cybfest NW 2026! This episode collection has, oh man, some brutal stuff. In this episode you will hear: 04:16: #15 - LOOKOUT AND SHOUT 37:35: #18 - TOGETHER NOW 01:06:05: #20 - THE TOUCH 01:40:55: #23 - IT’S OVER, PRIME 02:05:12: #26 - THE MATRIX MINUTE | |||
| 40TH ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL: RETRO EPISODES #1 - LITHONIAN SPACE WIZARDS | 21 Jun 2026 | 02:40:01 | |
Join your classic APDC crew as they celebrate the run-up to The Transformers: The Movie anniversary from 1986! In this special series we decided to compile some of our classic reviews from our minute-by-minute review of The Transformers: The Movie! 06:27: #2 - LITHONE’S 9/11 24:00: #5 - MOON PATROL 48:20: #8 - INSTRUMENTS OF DESTRUCTION 01:18:00: #11 - DICKHEAD MOUNTAIN 01:55:00: #13 - THE SIEGE BEGINS | |||
| VAULT MINISODE: EP#262 RELEASE - JINGLE THE REST OF THE WAY | 14 Jun 2026 | 00:30:45 | |
We had to take a brief hiatus while Aaron moves into his new house, so here’s a special 2025 holiday Patreon exclusive Minisode vault release with the APDC and Alphamagnus. Subjects include, and are limited to: * POWER PAIN POINTS * WHY DO YOU PARK ON A DRIVEWAY AND DRIVE ON A PARKWAY? * BEHIND THE BIT * TOE, WITH A BEE * BBOX WOES * FOLD THEM POSTERS * TOYS ‘R ROSS * MANY OLD FASHIONEDS * DO IT FOR HIM * REBOOT * BLOOD BOY * HOLIDAY CAKES * BIG KEN DOLL All this, and nothing else, in your special holiday minisode of a holiday special! -- Pistols at Dawn! | |||
| #268: THE AGENDA PT 3 - SAY GOODBYE TO THE UNIVERSE | 01 Jun 2026 | 01:43:53 | |
Join your APDC hosts Caleb & Ryan plus special guest Bedigunz as they review the FINAL season 2 episode “The Agenda pt. 3” of the 1998 classic animated series Beast Wars: Transformers! Well that’s just dandy! It’s Bedigunz!!! Open Heart Magic!! Green for Machines!! Kazaa_Virus69.exe!! Fix our syntax!! Rattrap goes Knievel mode!!! Rhinox’s John Woo dive!!! Eat ‘em and weep!! The Ark!! Diecast, it’s a lost art!! Megatron enters these hallowed halls a conqueror!! SLAVES!!! The Fickle Finger of Fate!!! A whirlpool of time! Temporal buggery!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Rate the Scheme!!! Iconic Moments!!! Say goodbye to the Universe, Maximals!!! 15:30 - SHOUT OUTS 25:45 - COCKTAIL 37:07 - REVIEW 01:20:00 - REAL WORLD 01:32:40 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS 01:37:30 - RATE THE SCHEME 01:38:40 - ICONIC MOMENT 01:39:20 - NEXT TIME | |||
| #267: THE AGENDA PT 2 - DECEPTICONS FOREVER! | 18 May 2026 | 00:54:52 | |
Join your gruesome twosome of the APDC as they review the penultimate episode of season 2, “The Agenda Part 2,” of the 1998 classic animated series Beast Wars: Transformers! Smooching skid plates!!! I want a baked potato!!! Trouble with a capital B!! Chicken Check-In!!! Can Silverbolt bring Blackarachnia around?? Cave of the Privates!!! I’m a black widow; I can do both! Tarantulas is a double-double agent?!?! Megatron’s directive!!! Decepticons Forever!!! In the Real World! Iconic Moments!! Script Deviations!!! Rate the Scheme!! I will splash the pot whenever I PLEASE!!! 06:00 - CHICKEN CHECK-IN 07:10 - SHOUT OUTS 08:00 - COCKTAIL 11:00 - REVIEW 36:50 - IN THE REAL WORLD 47:15 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS 50:15 - RATE THE SCHEME 51:12 - ICONIC MOMENT 52:00 - NEXT TIME | |||
| #266: THE AGENDA PT 1 - IT CAN'T BE PIDGE | 03 May 2026 | 01:53:59 | |
Join your Beast Wars Bros of the APDC as we cover “The Agenda pt. 1” from the classic animated series Beast Wars: Transformers! What’s up with Springfields?! Wild Bill vs. Davis Tutt!!! Jett vs. Thweatt command!!! The Dirty Mech Fluid Radium Cocktail!!! More of a Low-Vee! Buy Us An Egg!!! Transwarp wibbly-wobbly-timey-wimey! Silver Diode City!!! Tri-Predicous Council!! Rampage missile icons! Decepticons retire to Bot-ca Raton!!! Pidge? Midge?! STIDGE?!! Silverbolt’s little bolt!! Why you always lyin’?!! I vant that Saving Private Ryan DEAD!!! David Kaye Next Time!!! 02:30 - SPRINGFIELD QUIZ 12:00 - SHOUT OUTS 13:45 - COCKTAIL 22:15 - REVIEW 01:14:15 - VOICE ACTORS 01:19:40 - REAL WORLD 01:37:00 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS 01:45:40 - RATE THE SCHEME 01:47:00 - ICONIC MOMENT 01:49:15 - NEXT TIME | |||
| #265: JOEPISODE - THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE SPRINGFIELD PT 2 - REMEMBER ANNAPOLIS | 20 Apr 2026 | 01:45:14 | |
Ralph Nader’s wife! Bee’s Gees! Champagne Room Caleb!! Les Abeilles!!! Shipwreck’s soggy skull!! Joe-Blob!! Crimson Guard Cadet Demming increases the juice!!! C.O.B.R.A. health insurance?!! Disgusting night milk!! Cheese caves!! They’re just animated women!!! What happened in Annapolis?!?! Parrots are allies!! Living in hope!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moment!!! Nothing important, just a dream or two!! 3:45 - GARDEN GAB 10:00 - SHOUT OUTS! 12:30 - COCKTAIL 15:10 - REVIEW 1:19:33 - IN THE REAL WORLD 1:37:00 - RATE THE SCHEME 1:38:45 - ICONIC JOEMENT 1:42:13 - NEXT TIME! | |||
| #264: JOEPISODE - THERE’S NO PLACE LIKE SPRINGFIELD pt1- SHIPWRECK'S SHIP WRECKS | 06 Apr 2026 | ||
Join your hallucinatory head honchos of the APDC as they cover “There’s No Place Like Springfield Pt1” from the 1985 classic animated series G.I. Joe! Pod-moggers!!! Ryan has so many eggs!!! Less practical, and more expensive!! Joepisode!!! Temple Alpha!! Professor Prospector!!! How would you like to die.. slumped over in your goon cave?!? Mrs. Delgado?! Daddy?!? After M.A.S.H.!! Shipwreck’s Shopwrecks!!! Cronenberg car wash!!! Roadblock sure was toasty!!! In the Real World: Rick Springfield!! Iconic Moment!! Script Deviations!! If we had it our way there wouldn’t be a show!!! 6:00 - CHICKEN CHECK-IN 8:30 - SHOUT OUTS 10:45 - COCKTAIL 24:00 - REVIEW 38:00 - WOULD YOU RATHER…? 1:22:00 - IN THE REAL WORLD 1:48:30 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS 1:52:20 - RATE THE SCHEME 1:50:00 - ICONIC JOEMENT 2:01:45 - NEXT TIME | |||
| #263: JOEPISODE - MY FAVORITE THINGS - LUDWIG B.A.T. | 22 Mar 2026 | 02:17:21 | |
Joepisode!! Life updates: Aaron’s moving! Caleb has gifts!! Ryan’s dispensary closed!! New Patron: Chris - Robot Shark Toys!!! Who is David Harbour dating?! Fancy-ass fancies!! Ludwig the B.A.T.!! Defenestrated!!! Serpentor lives on 10!!! Rasputin, you evil scoundrel!! Skull Splitter!!! Castle Dracula!! Takshaka and the sassy snake!!! In the Real World! Iconic Moment!! Script Deviations!!! You just don’t get torture devices like this anymore!!! 1:00 - CATCH UP 16:00 - PRESENTS! 20:20 - HOME MAINTENANCE 25:30 - TF: REANIMATED - APDC FILM 30:00 - SHOUT OUTS 34:00 - COCKTAIL 39:00 - REVIEW 1:48:00 - REAL WORLD 2:08:00 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS 2:09:30 - RATE THE SCHEME 2:13:30 - ICONIC JOEMENT | |||
| VAULT MINISODE: EP#190 RELEASE - TFCON CHICAGO ‘22 | 15 Feb 2026 | 00:24:04 | |
Hello, friends, Ryan here. We have another release from our Patreon Exclusive Minisode Vault from our recording #190 with Caleb, Mike Seibert, and myself, originally released 11/27/2022! Subjects include, and are limited to: THE INFAMOUS FRIEDMAN / SORENSON PANEL APDC BOOTY BOX BINGO WHAT ARE NAP-KINS? STAR WARS: ANDOR - IT’S A SPY DRAMA! STAY TUNED FOR APDC NIMRODERY All this, and nothing else, on your Vault Minisode release! I come off as really surly when I crystalized all these segments together, which took place across the entirety of the 3+ hour recording. Maybe I really am just a contrarian curmudgeon. A CC. No. It’s not me. It’s everyone else who is wrong. Pistols at Dawn! --Ryan | |||
| VAULT MINISODE: EP#186 RELEASE - TFNATION ‘22 | 01 Feb 2026 | 00:32:16 | |
Hello, friends! Since #APDC is on Holiday/Winter Break, here’s a waaaaay back Patreon-exclusive Minisode of material from our 2022 TFNation 2-parter with Mike Seibert and Alexis Taylor, episode 186. Specifically the panel revealing the bananas first Ron Friedman script for Transformers: The Movie! Subjects include, and are limited to: * WHAT DAY IN THE UK? * MOVE THAT VAN! * CONVENTIONS ACROSS THE POND * HOW THE TOY IS MADE * UNTAMABLE RON FRIEDMAN * 115 LBS OF PICKLES * SILVER FOXES * BUILT LIKE A LOBSTER Put it in your ear holes, you delightful darlings. Pistols at Dawn! -- Ryan & the APDC Boys | |||
| VAULT MINISODE: EP#212 RELEASE | 18 Jan 2026 | 00:29:42 | |
It’s a blast from the past! We’re on winter break but here’s a Patreon-Exclusive release Minisode from way back in the summer of 2023 with guest Mikel Andrews of 2Mikes2Furious fame! We were just wrapping up the 1980s G1 series with The Rebirth Pt 1. Random topics include and are limited to: DUMP SHAME STATE FAIR FARE TWIN CITY LIB-CUCKS BARONESS COBRA LOGO PRE-WAR OF THE BEASTS COCKTAIL CASTASTROPHE GARDEN GAB DnD THAI ROAD TRIP PIZZA COVID HANG All this, and little else, on this vault release for your listening pleasure. Pistols at Dawn! -- Ryan & the APDC Crew | |||
| VAULT MINISODE: Ep#251 RELEASE | 28 Dec 2025 | 00:19:22 | |
We’re on our APDC Holiday Break, so this is a vault release from the Patreon Exclusive Minisode Ep#251 in July. It’s all random banter from just Caleb and myself, and I promise it has absolutely NO Transformers content - All boring, no brakes. ABNB. This Minisode should have been called “Midwestern Middle-Aged Man Miak.” Subjects include, and are limited to: VEGAS/LA/BURBANK GEOGRAPHY TIKI & GUNS GARDEN GAB TOMATO TALK HEARTS ON THE MENU ALWAYS 2 WEEKS FROM DROUGHT THAT'S DESSERT, BITCH ELTON JOHNATHAN DOLLY IS A TREASURE JACK MAXIMUS Pistols at Dawn! --Ryan | |||
| #262: TRANSMUTATE - WHEELIE ALL THE WAY! | 15 Dec 2025 | 02:22:37 | |
Are you like me?!?! APDC Holiday Episode: Wheelie All the Way!!! Alpha Magnus returns!! Chicken check-in!! Toys R Ross?! Toe Bee Toys??! There’s a whole lotta shakin’ goin’ on!!! It’s no fault of his!! Megatron sends Rampage to kill everyone!! Rattrap’s a 15yr old edgelord!!! The things comin’ outta these pods keeps gettin’ weirder and weirder!!! Disembodied Megatron head!! An ugly name for an ugly creature!! In the Real World! Iconic Moment!! Script Deviations!! You never go full Transmutate!!! 4:30 - RYAN'S ELECTRICAL NIGHTMARE 9:30 - HOLIDAY PLANS 14:00 - CHICKEN CHECK-IN 15:40 - SHOUT OUTS 18:00 - COCKTAIL 21:30 - TOE BEE TOYS 28:00 - REVIEW 1:25:00 - TOYS 1:30:30 - JAZZ CHECKS IN 1:35:00 - REAL WORLD 1:58:00 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS 2:03:00 - SHOCKWAVE…I MEAN TIMMY 2:07:00 - RATE THE SCHEME 2:15:00 - BIG DOLL 2:18:00 - PLUGS | |||
| #261: CODE OF HERO - THE SAD ONE | 30 Nov 2025 | 01:46:29 | |
Join your gruesome twosome of the APDC plus special guest Ant from TFU.INFO as they cover S2, EP 35, “Code of Hero,” from the 1998 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers! Yeah. It’s THAT episode. Got any K2 stories?! Welcome back Ant from TFU!!! More TFCon shoutouts!!! Christmas in Jakarta!! Sweet Tea and Cherry Bounce!! Hominids!!! The genre’s opus?! Dinobot contemplates harikari!! A deed once done cannot be undone!! The Golden Disk is Sounds of Earth?! Megatron you malicious queen!!! Time crime!! Let the battle be joined!!! That poor monkey man!!! Bond Villain Barney!! Gettin’ Jiggy With It!! Script Deviations! In the Real World!! Iconic Moments!!! The rest is silence!!! 6:15 - SHOUT OUTS 14:30 - COCKTAIL 19:00 - REVIEW 56:00 - ONLINE REACTION ‘98 1:05:15 - IN THE REAL WORLD 1:19:45 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS 1:33:15 - RATE THE SCHEME 1:36:00 - ICONIC MOMENT 1:41:00 - NEXT TIME | |||
| #260: BAD SPARK - X MARKS THE BOT | 16 Nov 2025 | 01:45:27 | |
Join your APDC crew plus special guest Alphamagnus as they review Season 2, Episode 34, “Bad Spark,” of the 1998 classic animated series Beast Wars: Transformers! TF Con Talk!! Bosom Buddies!!! Podcast with a Merch Problem! Rosemont? More like Rose-NOT!!! Bounce that cherry!! Tarantulas dismembered = Hilarious!!! Tickling the monster’s spark! Rampage Duck!!! Real World! Script Deviations! CRAB PEOPLE!!! 8:30 - TFCON TALK 30:45 - SHOUT OUTS 33:00 - COCKTAIL 37:30 - REVIEW 01:14:00 - REAL WORLD 01:30:50 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS 01:38:10 - RATE THE SCHEME 01:39:10 - ICONIC MOMENT 01:40:40 - NEXT TIME | |||
| #259: OTHER VISITS PT 2 - AUTO-HAS-DECEPTI-BROS | 02 Nov 2025 | 01:12:24 | |
Join your teleported travellers of the APDC as they review episode 33, “Other Visits Part 2,” from the 1998 classic animated series Beast Wars: Transformers! Lawn Mower Check-In!!! A series of blow jobs!! Casino Cocktail! BUAD!!! Seeds of Ruin ship!! Millennium Dome Jiffy-Pop!!! Star Trek Q Golden Tee throne! Rattrap: NJ mechanic!!! Megatron’s Face Ship!!! 3D pin toy! T-Ranch & Rattrap team-up!!! Echo or reverb?! Muh-nuh-say-de-huh-de-huh…you know?!! Ice skatin’ uphill!!! It’s like Lawnmower Man…somehow!! 2:20 - LAWN MOWER CHECK-IN! 6:25 - SHOUT OUTS 7:15 - COCKTAIL 12:00 - REVIEW 43:00 - REAL WORLD 1:01:00 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS 1:04:00 - RATE THE SCHEME 1:06:05 - ICONIC MOMENT | |||
| #258: OTHER VISITS PT 1 - ROCK 'EM SOCK 'EM CRAZE | 20 Oct 2025 | 01:30:25 | |
Join your alien allies of the APDC as they review S2, Ep 32 of the 1998 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers! It’s stupid, but also a great deal of fun! Alien triangulation station!! Grid Zeiram!!! Megaton’s new jamming station!! Sometimes Optimus trusts too much! Tarantulas is kicking it!! Floating seed pods! Airrazor and Tigertron holding hands!! Will Smith’s in a bubble, bro--WOO!! Rhinox rock n’ socks Inferno!! Y2K breathing down our goddamn necks!!! Dipping’ all day long!! Bat Boy: The Musical!!! In the Real World! Iconic Moment!! Script Deviations!! You act out of hate?! Excellent!!! 7:50 - CHICKEN CHECK-IN 9:40 - SHOUT OUTS 11:15 - COCKTAIL 16:00 - REVIEW 58:30 - REAL WORLD 1:19:00 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS 1:22:20 - RATE THE SCHEME 1:23:50 - ICONIC MOMENT 1:24:40 - NEXT TIME… | |||
| #257: MAXIMAL, NO MORE - THE BILLY ZANE ONE | 06 Oct 2025 | 01:42:36 | |
Oh for bootin’ up cold!!! Billy Zane’s a cool dude!!! Horse dancing is exactly what it sounds like!! The Golden Disc overlay! What’s Dinobot’s ultimate desire!? Primal FaceTime!! Dinobot and Rattrap, a real LaMancha situation!! We’re smart!!! Dinobot’s code, neutral neutral?! Megatron’s Predicon test!! Ring’s off, jack off!!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moments!!! Wouldn’t wanna backshot a hot pistol like you!!! 13:08 - SHOUT OUTS 14:30 - COCKTAIL 19:00 - REVIEW 1:06:40 - IN THE REAL WORLD 1:26:40 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS 1:33:35 - ICONIC MOMENT | |||
| #256: TANGLED WEB - THE SOGGY NACHO | 22 Sep 2025 | 01:55:08 | |
Join your silky spinnerette spies of the APDC as they cover S2, Ep 30, “Tangled Web,” from the 1997 classic animated series Transformers: Beast Wars! Rocket propelled potato mashers!!! Megatron took his Zoloft!! A batch of sneaky sauce!! Cheetor FaceTimes on the scene in 0.5!! Blackarachnia plays the silky sweetheart!! Old West mixtapes!! Tarantulas dick mouth!!! Rattrap, show me the cheese!!! Why are you bullying Ben Yee?!?! Script Deviations! In the Real World!! Iconic Moment!! We don’t give a soggy nacho!!! 2:00 - CHICKEN CHECK-IN 5:25 - TFCON CHICAGO 12:15 - COCKTAIL 18:20 - REVIEW 1:23:15 - IN THE REAL WORLD 1:41:30 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS 1:44:45 - RATE THE SCHEME 1:46:00 - ICONIC MOMENT | |||
| #255: COMING OF THE FUZORS PT 2 - YOU FUZOR, YOU BROUGHT HER | 07 Sep 2025 | 01:46:48 | |
Join your APDC tripod plus special guests 2 Mikes 2 Furious as they review season 2, episode 3, “Coming of the Fuzors part 2,” from the 1997 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers! An F. R. Taint production!!! Nut deep in part two!!! From the windows to the walls with this legislation!! Western cinema trivia!! The Cow Zone!!! Showdown at the Axalon!! Black Arachnia is looking for the golden discs!! Tarantulas: If you don’t love me at my worst, I’ll control you at my best!!! Rhinox: the cool side of the pillow!! Dinobot’s got nards!!! Surfs up, Primal!! Script Deviations! In the Real World!! Iconic Moments!!! He who passes the sentence must swing the sword!! 3:00 - CHICKEN CHECK-IN! 5:00 - WESTERN CINEMA TRIVIA 19:00 - SHOUT OUTS 20:00 - IT’S A WESTERN BIT 23:30 - COCKTAIL 27:50 - LAST EPISODE RECAP 1:08:30 - IN THE REAL WORLD 1:20:20 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS 1:29:00 - RATE THE SCHEME 1:33:00 - ICONIC MOMENT 1:34:24 - NEXT TIME | |||
| #254: COMING OF THE FUZORS PT 1 - OLD WEST EDGING | 25 Aug 2025 | ||
Join your regularly scheduled boys of the APDC with special guests 2 Mikes 2 Furious as we review season 2, episode 2, “Coming of the Fuzors pt 1,” from the 1997 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers! Fluid legislation!! Drowned in pudding!!! Those that get, get it!!! 2 Mikes, 2 Furious Talks ReAnimated and “Mighty” Marty Isenberg!! Golden discs all around!! Dinobot double-disguised! A solo luno situation!! Waspinator trashed!! Introducing Wolf-eagle and Cobra-scorpion!!! Good bye, Bad Cop…hello, Good Cop!! How do you even know what a cheetah is?!? Dinobot’s soliloquy!!! In the Real World! Iconic Moment!! Voice Actors!! Fade to sepia-grey!! Tarnation!!!
55:00 - SHOUT OUTS 56:00 - COCKTAIL 1:00:45 - REVIEW 2:14:30 - REAL WORLD 2:32:30 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS 2:35:00 - RATE THE SCHEME 2:35:50 - ICONIC MOMENT 2:21:40 - NEXT TIME ON APDC | |||
| #253: JOEPISODE: THE GREATEST EVIL PT 2 - IT'S A SORGHUM SUBJECT | 10 Aug 2025 | 01:55:26 | |
Join your triple threat of the APDC as they review “The Greatest Evil, Part 2” from the 1991 classic DIC animated series, G.I. Joe! Don’t impugn our courage, jarhead!!! The DiC continues!! I haven’t seen it so that means it’s dumb!! A soreghum subject!! Dead Mall!! This is Yuengling territory!!! This distribution house is indestructible!! Jelly bazooka!!! Falcon and Cindy are captive!! Automated weapons!!! Shockwave and CG1 go all Diehard!! Metalhead go BANG!!! No way you piece of slime!!! You’re a real peanut-buster parfait!!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moments!!! Everything we do, we do it for YOU!!! 5:10 - SHOUT OUTS 6:30 - COCKTAIL 15:40 - DUELING LAST EPISODE RECAPS 17:45 - REVIEW 1:20:40 - REAL WORLD 1:47:00 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS 1:47:15 - RATE THE SCHEME 1:49:10 - ICONIC JOEMENT 1:50:45 - NEXT TIME! | |||
| #252: JOEPISODE: THE GREATEST EVIL PT 1 - YOU GET DIC | 27 Jul 2025 | 02:12:30 | |
Join your REUNITED pushers of the APDC as they review, “The Greatest Evil, pt 1,” from S2 of the 1991 classic animated DIC series, “G.I. Joe!” Doc it up and DiC it out!!! JOEBRA two-parter!! Just say NO-groni!!! DRUGS ARE BAD!!! He’s a deacon…AND a general?!?! SPARK!! Cindi! Trash can missiles!! Falcon wants and uses hot action!! Crimson Guard #1 has a family emergency!! That’s a LOT of suitcases!! Everyone needs the Head Man.. .hey can’t help it!!! Bulletproof sympathy!! Cobra dandruff?!? In the Real World! IcoDiC Moment!! GI Joe has drug problems…we’ll JOIN THE CLUB!!! 16:30 - CHICKEN CHECK-IN 19:20 - GRAVEL GAB 21:22 - SHOUT OUTS! NEW PATRON, WHO DIS? 29:08 - COCKTAIL 41:15 - LAST EPISODE RECAP 44:00 - LET'S TALK DIC 55:09 - REVIEW 1:37:00 - REAL WORLD 2:00:00 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS 2:04:00 - RATE THE SCHEME 2:05:00 - ICONIC JOEMENT | |||
| #251: AFTERMATH - PULLET GAME | 13 Jul 2025 | 01:36:43 | |
Join your diabolical duo of the APDC as they review the S2 Ep1 “Aftermath,” from the 1997 classic animated series Transformers: Beast Wars! Chicken Check-In!! Pullet Game is weak, yo!!! Cooking with Congress! Haitian Libation Situation!!! Rummin’s outta rumminade!! The Langoliars! You’re on a lamb?!! We call him Wheel Rat!!! New packaging, same product - losers!!! Real World!!! Script Deviations!!! Iconic Moment!!! Thanks for the ride, lady!!! 2:15 - CHICKEN CHECK-IN 12:40 - SHOUT OUTS 13:45 - COCKTAIL 28:00 - REVIEW 1:07:30 - REAL WORLD 1:25:30 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS 1:30:00 - RATE THE SCHEME 1:31:30 - ICONIC MOMENT | |||
| #250: JOEPISODE: RED ROCKET'S GLARE - NOEL & LEON | 29 Jun 2025 | 01:48:21 | |
Join your lonesome twosome APDC boys as they review the Joepisode “Red Rockets Glare,” from the 1985 classic animated series G.I. Joe. Mennonites and the Mayor of Titty City!!! Bland, Missouri, be there!! And give me some shit to drink!!! We’re Centaurians! Jem is my name!!! Bucks for Babies!! Ricky Recondo!!! Paper Moon! HIs uncle’s name is Caleb!!! Punch me in the face!!! 25:00 - SHOUT OUTS 26:00 - COCKTAIL 36:15 - REVIEW 1:25:00 - REAL WORLD 1:35:30 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS 1:39:30 - RATE THE SCHEME 1:41:00 - ICONIC MOMENT | |||
| #249: OTHER VOICES pt 2 - STEAMER BASKET MOON | 15 Jun 2025 | 01:56:05 | |
Join your lonesome twosome from the APDC as they review the SEASON FINALE, “Other Voices Pt 2,” from the 1997 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers! Don’t tell them how the sausage is made!!! Imagine sex with Ed Begley Jr!!! Chicken Check-In!! Megatron’s so horny for it!! The light at the end of the world!!! Return to Nexus Zero!! Richard Pryor Tarantulas!!! Grandma’s stasis coffin, it just might fly!!! Script Deviations! Iconic Moments!! In the Real World!! This planet is a ticking time bomb!!! 8:13 - CHICKEN CHECK-IN 14:20 - SHOUT OUTS 15:30 - COCKTAIL 22:50 - REVIEW 1:15:00 - REAL WORLD 1:46:10 - RATE THE SCHEME 1:47:20 - ICONIC MOMENT | |||
| #248: OTHER VOICES pt 1 - WHITE HOST DOWN | 01 Jun 2025 | 01:31:20 | |
Join your duo hosts plus special guest Ant from TFU as they cover the penultimate episode, “Other Voices, pt. 1” from the 1997 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers! If you fight with a rat, you better fight dirty!!! Ant’s here, Aaron’s gone, Ryan’s doing everything, and the aliens are BACK!!! Aliens Artifact Trivia!! Nutty alien bungalow!! We’ve got a ceasefire, remember?! Waspinator’s got nards!!! Primal’s here to do NOTHING! Primal gets a Mountain Dew EXTREME scan! That’s no moon!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moment!!! Ours is but to do and DIE!!! SHOUT OUTS - 8:45 COCKTAIL - 10:00 ALIEN TRIVIA - 15:45 REVIEW - 37:10 REAL WORLD 1:09:30 SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 1:15:10 RATE THE SCHEME - 1: 20:30 ICONIC MOMENT - 1:22:50 NEXT TIME ON THE APDC - 1:23:35 | |||
| #247: BEFORE THE STORM - FLOWERS FOR ALGORITHM | 18 May 2025 | 01:44:15 | |
Join your CG-Icons of the APDC as they review the S1, episode 24, “Before the Storm,” from the 1997 classic animated series, Beast Wars: The Transformers! Accelerate to attack speed!!! Look out, he’s a terminator…too!!! Computer animation trivia!! Taste the oligarchy!! A monolith in a mountain?! Another golden disc!!! Megatron’s sentient hand!! Inferno’s ass-jet pack!!! A Predicon truce?!?! Oh, for bootin’ up cold!! Energon hot tub!! Flowers for Algorithm!! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moments!! You’re too slow, rusty-pants!!! CGI TRIVIA - 2:00 SHOUT OUTS - 28:30 COCKTAIL - 29:45 REVIEW - 37:40 REAL WORLD - 1:17:00 SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 1:29:00 RATE THE SCHEME - 1:33:00 ICONIC MOMENT - 1:35:00 | |||
| #246: LAW OF THE JUNGLE - NO NIPPLE PLAY | 05 May 2025 | 01:33:17 | |
Join the bird-watching bros of the APDC as they review S1 Ep23, “Law of the Jungle,” from the 1997 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers! Chicken Check-In!!! That INCLUDES nipples! Serial killer symposium!! New patron Wreckage!!! For the Royalty! Snowplow down below!! Quaker Oats of Peace! Tigatron, coward?! It’s all about fireworks!!! Beatles beatin’ around!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Gimme 5 margaritas!!! 15:47 - NEW PATRON! 20:50 - SHOUT OUTS 21:45 - COCKTAIL 29:00 - REVIEW 1:08:00 - IN THE REAL WORLD 1:18:00 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS 1:20:23 - RATE THE SCHEME 1:22:00 - ICONIC MOMENT | |||
| #245: THE LOW ROAD - 420 | 20 Apr 2025 | 01:37:34 | |
Join your elite, elevated envoy from the APDC as they cover the S1, E22, “The Low Road,” from the 1997 classic animated series, Transformers: Beast Wars! Mystical Delights!! Don’t have any Italian Disco?! Milk and bananas!!! Will you BLOW me where the PAMPERS is?! Ryan’s got the munchies, man!! TF Con Chicago ‘25!!! Bob Forward! Wild bean vines!! Cyber-slash tail weapon!! Cakes everywhere!! Total Looney Tunes episode!!! Rhinox has energon discharge virus!! Vile corruption, festering putrescence!!! Counter-virus beer helmet!! Script Deviations! Iconic Moment!! Rate the scheme!!! It’s all a fart joke!!! 1:30 - COCKTAIL 24:00 - SHOUT OUTS 27:00 - REVIEW 1:04:20 - IN THE REAL WORLD 1:17:25 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS 1:20:30 - RATE THE SCHEME 1:22:45 - ICONIC MOMENT | |||
| #244: JOEPISODE: COMPUTER COMPLICATIONS - ANTI DOESN'T MATTER | 06 Apr 2025 | 01:56:26 | |
Join the hilarious hacker heroes of the APDC as they review “Computer Complications,” your Joepisode from the 1986 classic animated series G.I. Joe! Horny on Mainframe!!! It’s a Joepisode!!! Forbidden love trivia!! The salty dog!! Transportable tactical battle platforms!! These subs are everywhere!!! Zandar and Zarana intro!! Iceberg can’t wait to get back to Antarctica!! So many levels of security failure! Crazy box physics!! Eat at Joe’s!!! Zartan ruined my favorite eatin’ spot. Sit down and shut up!!! Oh…hi!!! 3:00 - FORBIDDEN ROMANCE TRIVIA 10:30 - WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO? 12:23 - SHOUT OUTS 13:45 - COCKTAIL 22:40 - REVIEW 1:32:20 - IN THE REAL WORLD 1:38:15 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS 1:43:00 - RATE THE SCHEME 1:46:30 - ICONIC JOEMENT 1:52:00 - MIKE BLEED OUT STINGER! | |||
| #243: DARK VOYAGE - SHOWTIME JOES | 24 Mar 2025 | ||
Join your Chili-Dippin’ Dudes of the APDC as they review the S1, Ep20, “Dark Voyage,” from the 1997 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers!
Have we ever punched each other in the face?!! This is good stuff…we’re doing good!!! I was naked the whole time!!! Freaky-deaky-beastie!!! Rattrap’s got a nose for energon! Showtime Joe’s!!! A harmonic missile!! The Maximals are blind!! A snake gets the squeeze on Cheetor!!! Rhinox feels the vibes!!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moments!! Finish them off, and finish them out!!!
7:50 - PATRONS
10:00 - COCKTAIL
23:45 - REVIEW
47:50 - REAL WORLD
1:00:18 - SCRIPT DEVS
1:05:30 - RATE THE SCHEME
1:09:42 - ICONIC MOMENT | |||
| #242: CALL OF THE WILD - BEASTY BOYS WARS | 09 Mar 2025 | 01:49:31 | |
Join your Humble Hunting Homies of the APDC as they review the S1 Ep19 episode “Call of the Wild,” from the 1997 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers! That’s the APDC promise!!! Men of the chase!! Trophy hunting trivia!! Roosevelt was wired! Booty Box talk!! Cheetor’s dream!! Terrorsaur’s mouth missile!! Bob Forward’s a pretty good writer!! Rectifier coil stolen?! So much of Primal cheeks!! Megatron’s sedan chair?! Airazor’s SONIC BOOM!! She stoops to conquer!!! Tigatron schools the Maximals!! Access Maximal core consciousness!! Script Deviations! In the Real World!! Iconic Moments!!! You’re not leaving the party this early!!! 2:30 - TROPHY HUNTING TRIVIA 15:00 - APDC CATCH-UP/BOOTY BOX TALK 35:30 - SHOUT OUTS 37:30 - COCKTAIL 43:00 - 2 MIKES 2 FURIOUS 44:00 - EPISODE REVIEW 1:27:20 - IN THE REAL WORLD 1:36:50 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS 1:41:40 - RATE THE SCHEME 1:43:10 - ICONIC MOMENT | |||
| VAULT MINISODE #233 RELEASE | 02 Mar 2025 | 00:21:45 | |
We are recording our first episode back from Holiday Break AS WE SPEAK, and your show proper will return on Sunday, 3/9. In the meantime, please enjoy a special vault release from our Patreon Only Minisode treasure chest. Happy Coffee Ice Cream Day! My favorite ice cream flavor. And since you all are my favorite, as well, let’s all grab a big bowl of frozen frappaccino and enjoy the Minisode we had from our episode 233, Dark Designs, with special guest Alpha Magnus! Subjects include, and are limited to: * Recycling Scam * Why, Hasbro YouTube, why? * It’s not Audrey II * Gamesmaster Friedman * Wilkins Coffee Alf * It’s still not Audrey II * MAGA Hogan * Lockdown * Masterpiece Rhinox * Champagne Caleb gotta eat * Sonic Craving * Tacobell AI * S2 & 3 * Jewel Facts Enjoy in good health. | |||
| APDC LETTERS TO SANTA - Ep #241 SUPERCUT | 26 Jan 2025 | 00:33:08 | |
Hey, y’all, it’s a supercut of all our misrouted letters to Santa from our Transformer friends. And maybe a few little surprise nuggets at the very end. So enjoy, we will be back to our regularly scheduled programming soon! BEE - 01:20 TRACKS - 13:30 JAZZ - 17:00 STARSCREAM - 20:20 SHOCKWAVE - 23:30 RATTRAP - 28:00 ZODIAC CAMEO - 31:19 ? - 31:36 | |||
| VAULT MINISODE #221 RELEASE | 11 Jan 2025 | 00:16:56 | |
Hey, y'all, we're still on our annual holiday break, so we thought we'd release one of our Patreon Exclusive Minisodes from episode #221! Where we had some fun stuff that didn't make the show but were too good not to share. Subjects include: Ethical Disposal Bougie AA Mile Boys Sponsors? Eh? EHHHhhh?! DMV Improv Fast Food Ferrari The Last Autobot Cocktail All this, and nothing else, on your new Minisode. We'll be back soon with your regularly scheduled program! —Pistols at Dawn! | |||
| #241: SPIDER'S GAME - 2024 HOLIDAY EXTRAVAGANZA! | 15 Dec 2024 | 01:47:48 | |
Join your Holiday Heroes plus Maurice as they take letters to Santa and review S1 Ep18, “Spider’s Game,” from the 1997 classic animated series Beast Wars: Transformers! Five-flavor-fruit punch!!! Holiday SPECIAL!!! Return of Greg!!! Stasis pods! Tarantulus in his creepy lab!! Tigatron roams the forest!! Inferno…this is no Maximal!! Letters to Santa!!! Fabulous then and fabulous now!! Ryan is horny for everything!!! But I made quiche?!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moment!!! Playing with your emotions like a fiddle to hell!!! SHOUT OUTS - 24:00 COCKTAIL - 25:00 REVIEW - 27:30 41:45 - BEE’S LETTER TO SANTA 53:50 - TRACKS’ LETTER TO SANTA 57:20 - BACK TO THE REVIEW 1:02:50 - JAZZ’S LETTER TO SANTA 1:06:00 - STARSCREAM’S LETTER TO SANTA 1:08:30 - BACK TO THE REVIEW 2 1:15:20 - SHOCKWAVE’S LETTER TO SANTA 1:19:40 - BACK TO THE REVIEW 3 1:22:30 - IN THE REAL WORLD 1:32:30 - RATTRAP’S LETTER TO SANTA 1:35:30 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS 1:38:50 - ICONIC MOMENT | |||
| #240: POSSESSION - STARSPINATOR | 01 Dec 2024 | 02:12:12 | |
Join ⅔ of your APDC turkeys plus special guest pro wrestler Maurice as they review the episode “Possession,” from the 1997 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers! The ol’ Popeye windup!!! Back with the Beast, howling with Greg!!! Wrestling Trivia and Q&A!! Bad News and worse news!! Lightning!! Waspinator possessed by Starscream’s spark!!! You know…Madame Helena Blavatsky…from the Thule Society?!? Maximals in full retreat!! That’s some pig!!! Primal: betrayed, shackled and caged!!! Are all your dreams in technicolor?! In the Real World! Iconic Moments!! Script Deviations!!! Twinkle twinkle!!! BEING A PRO WRESTLER - 9:40 WHY DO YOU LIKE TFs? - 38:40 WRESTLING TRIVIA QUIZ - 47:10 SHOUT OUTS - 1:00:00 COCKTAIL - 1:01:00 REVIEW - 1:04:00 REAL WORLD - 1:48:45 SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 1:59:20 RATE THE SCHEME - 2:02:40 ICONIC MOMENT - 2:04:27 | |||
| #239: JOEPISODE: THE WRONG STUFF - I AM MR. C | 17 Nov 2024 | 01:50:29 | |
Join your fresh astronaut trainees of the APDC as they review “The Wrong Stuff,” from the classic 1985 animated series G.I. Joe! Joepisode!!! Which NKOTB are you?! Don't make us butt-chug beers!! What's a five letter word for cubic decimeter?! Don’t trust anybody…I could be your neighbor!!! We're not apologizing for Hitler's generals!! Tom Hardy is just fine and the Dreadnoks are cool!! The solar-powered molecular destabilizer!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Iconic JOEment!!! Sixty-three million square miles of disagreement!!! SHOUT OUTS - 7:15 COCKTAIL - 8:25 REVIEW - 16:30 REAL WORLD - 1:30:20 SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 1:43:00 RATE THE SCHEME - 1:45:00 | |||
| #238: THE TRIGGER PT2 - THE LADY RIDES THE TIGER | 03 Nov 2024 | 01:32:41 | |
Join your birthday celebration boys of the APDC as they review season 1, episode 17, “The Trigger part 2” of the 1996 classic animated series Beast Wars: Transformers! Commander Wilhelm Riker!! Presents! Killdozer!!! Once, a man!! Pistols at Dawn!!! The Washington cube! Casey returns!! Weirdo mummy groans! Bob Backward - Goodbye!!! Rattrap ball-buster! New paint Black Ack!!! Real World! Script Devs!! Iconic Moment!!! The Lady will ride the Tiger!!! PRESENTS - 11:00 OBELISK QUIZ - 20:05 SHOUT OUTS - 34:50 COCKTAIL - 36:35 REVIEW - 42:30 REAL WORLD - 1:09:20 SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 1:23:50 RATE THE SCHEME - 1:28:00 ICONIC MOMENT - 1:28:30 | |||
| #237: THE TRIGGER PT1 - LET'S GO! | 20 Oct 2024 | 01:20:29 | |
Join your lost continent lads of the APDC as they review the season 1, episode 16, “The Trigger Pt 1” from the 1996 classic animated series Beast Wars: Transformers! Standing on the shoulders of giants!!! Cold, dead eyes!! You don’t have a goth dentist?! Caleb is so brave!! Gummi Bears vs Teddy Grahams!! Big ol' jeans!!! Masonic domination!!! The cold stink of winter!!! Hollow moon conspiracy!! Bazooka Joe backstory!!! What's this bird?! Let's GOOOO!!! SHOUT OUTS - 16:45 COCKTAIL - 21:00 REVIEW - 35:00 OK, ACTUALLY THE REVIEW - 38:30 REAL WORLD - 1:04:30 SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 1:15:00 RATE THE SCHEME - 1:16:00 ICONIC MOMENT - 1:16:30 | |||
| #236: THE SPARK - WHAT'S NEW, PUSSYCAT? | 06 Oct 2024 | 01:55:04 | |
Join your falconers of the APDC plus special guest Ant from TFU as they review S1 Ep15 “The Spark,” from the 1996 animated classic series Transformers: Beast Wars! A Sisyphean task!!! Guestisode with TFU’s Anthony Brucale!!! Falcon Trivia: Hawk-Too-Ah, Sit on that Thang!! Stasis pod!! Blackarachnia’s cyber-venom!! Cheetor’s vision: The Spark!!! Help the protoform!! Airazor!! In The Real World! Iconic Moments!! Script Deviations!!! What’s new, Pussycat?!?! FALCON QUIZ - 34:00 COCKTAIL - 47:00 REVIEW - 1:00:00 REAL WORLD - 1:31:40 SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 1:41:00 RATE THE SCHEME - 1:45:00 | |||
| #235: DOUBLE DINOBOT - AARON SHEEPLE | 22 Sep 2024 | 01:06:51 | |
Join the clone army of the APDC as they review the season 1 episode, “Double Dinobot,” from the 1996 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers! Clone Alone!!! These sheep are slappin’!!! Don’t poison the well!!! Terrorsaur and Waspinator screamin’!! Will somebody please kill Cheetor?!? Rattrap is trapped!! Script Deviations! In the Real World!! Iconic Moment!!! An old turnt log!!! SHOUT OUTS - 15:30 COCKTAIL - 16:40 REVIEW - 25:30 REAL WORLD - 48:00 SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 58:30 RATE THE SCHEME - 1:00:25 ICONIC MOMENT - 1:01:11 | |||
| BONUS EP: WRATH OF THE JUNKIONS | 15 Sep 2024 | 01:13:09 | |
It's a bonus episode! Y’all just got surprised! We recorded this with our friend and yours Josh Powell, a.k.a. J Soops, discussing an animated project from creator Keyan Carlile, "Transformers Combaticons: Wrath of the Junkions." Josh provided the voice acting for the characters Onslaught and Wreck-Gar, and the entire project, while unfinished, is amazing. You can find it in the link below. Keyan also has a full-length, fully animated pilot episode prior to this one on his YouTube channel https://www.youtube.com/@KeyanCarlileTF We had a lot of fun recording this bonus episode, which is the length of one of our regular episodes, and we hope you enjoy it, too. Thanks to Josh for being on and chopping it up with us. Pistols at Dawn! Wrath of the Junkions: https://youtu.be/aiL5YjFm7qQ?si=EZLlDPs_AxqGQ7DM Transformers Combaticons Pilot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51dxhTXF5f8 | |||