Explore every episode of the podcast Autopod Decepticast: A bi-weekly retrospective of the G1 Transformers animated movie and cartoon.
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| #241: SPIDER'S GAME - 2024 HOLIDAY EXTRAVAGANZA! | 15 Dec 2024 | 01:47:48 | |
Join your Holiday Heroes plus Maurice as they take letters to Santa and review S1 Ep18, “Spider’s Game,” from the 1997 classic animated series Beast Wars: Transformers! Five-flavor-fruit punch!!! Holiday SPECIAL!!! Return of Greg!!! Stasis pods! Tarantulus in his creepy lab!! Tigatron roams the forest!! Inferno…this is no Maximal!! Letters to Santa!!! Fabulous then and fabulous now!! Ryan is horny for everything!!! But I made quiche?!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moment!!! Playing with your emotions like a fiddle to hell!!! SHOUT OUTS - 24:00 COCKTAIL - 25:00 REVIEW - 27:30 41:45 - BEE’S LETTER TO SANTA 53:50 - TRACKS’ LETTER TO SANTA 57:20 - BACK TO THE REVIEW 1:02:50 - JAZZ’S LETTER TO SANTA 1:06:00 - STARSCREAM’S LETTER TO SANTA 1:08:30 - BACK TO THE REVIEW 2 1:15:20 - SHOCKWAVE’S LETTER TO SANTA 1:19:40 - BACK TO THE REVIEW 3 1:22:30 - IN THE REAL WORLD 1:32:30 - RATTRAP’S LETTER TO SANTA 1:35:30 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS 1:38:50 - ICONIC MOMENT | |||
| #240: POSSESSION - STARSPINATOR | 01 Dec 2024 | 02:12:12 | |
Join ⅔ of your APDC turkeys plus special guest pro wrestler Maurice as they review the episode “Possession,” from the 1997 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers! The ol’ Popeye windup!!! Back with the Beast, howling with Greg!!! Wrestling Trivia and Q&A!! Bad News and worse news!! Lightning!! Waspinator possessed by Starscream’s spark!!! You know…Madame Helena Blavatsky…from the Thule Society?!? Maximals in full retreat!! That’s some pig!!! Primal: betrayed, shackled and caged!!! Are all your dreams in technicolor?! In the Real World! Iconic Moments!! Script Deviations!!! Twinkle twinkle!!! BEING A PRO WRESTLER - 9:40 WHY DO YOU LIKE TFs? - 38:40 WRESTLING TRIVIA QUIZ - 47:10 SHOUT OUTS - 1:00:00 COCKTAIL - 1:01:00 REVIEW - 1:04:00 REAL WORLD - 1:48:45 SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 1:59:20 RATE THE SCHEME - 2:02:40 ICONIC MOMENT - 2:04:27 | |||
| #232: JOEPISODE: THE GAMESMASTER - GREASY SOFA | 11 Aug 2024 | 01:51:23 | |
Join your Olympic oratory officials of the APDC as they review S1 Ep26, “The Gamesmaster,” Joepisode from the 1985 classic animated series, G.I. Joe! Bryan’s Dough for Joe!! Kevin’s Hideaway!!! Unexpected clown! This end up!!! Women be shoppin’!! I smell candy!!! Australian swamp culture! It’s a real ho-ho, Coco!!! Choke me, anything but that!! Rust in peace! Gestro?! Breastro?! Gestron Mandella?!! Real World!!! Script Devs! Next time I will WIN!!! HISTORIC OLYMPIC TRIVIA - 10:00 SHOUT OUTS - 20:25 COCKTAIL - 21:00 REVIEW - 30:45 REAL WORLD - 1:26:40 SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 1:35:40 RATE THE SCHEME - 1:43:30 ICONIC JOEMENT - 1:45:30 | |||
| #150: MAKE TRACKS - MUSCLE BLADE MEAT KIDS | 28 Mar 2021 | 02:09:31 | |
Ringa-Ding-Dang-DONG!!! How’s the weather?! Punk Rock Name Generator!! The Life Life building!! The Flesh Police!!! Sparky’s Garage! New York City: Everyone’s a Car Thief!! Beefsteak!!! If brains were gunpowder…! Raoul!! Stroke Weight!! Voice Actors! In the Real World!! Rate the Scheme!! Script Deviations!! Tracks: Pipe down and hand me that socket wrench!!! | |||
| #149: THE GOD GAMBIT - ROBMEGA SUPRALMER | 14 Mar 2021 | 01:25:17 | |
Here’s the Church!! Here’s the Steeple!!! The God’s Must Be Crazy!!! Nothing Beats Wilkins Coffee!! Famous Movie Devils!! Hung Solo Rap-It-Hole!! Teen Wolf Penis!!! B-B-B-Buzz Dixon!!! The Sky God: A Giant Grift!! Astrotrain: Off the Rails!!! Omega Supreme: Robert Palmer?! One Star Review from Trax!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Rate the Scheme!! Iconic Moment!! Some Learn, Some Don’t!!! | |||
| #148: THE GOLDEN LAGOON pt 2 - GOLDEN GALOON w/ HAYLEY AND BONO | 28 Feb 2021 | 01:24:10 | |
Queens of Cosplay continues!! Double fisting!!! Sea Spray and Perceptor: A Fight to the Finish!! Golden Godhood!! Beachcomber drops the ball!!! The big boys take a dip!! In the Real World, Cartoon Crushes!!! Iconic Moments! Rate the Scheme!! SEW SUE ME!!! | |||
| #147: THE GOLDEN LAGOON pt 1- w/ HAYLEY AND BONO | 14 Feb 2021 | 01:51:53 | |
From Gym Buddies to Queens of Cosplay: Hayley and Bono, Part 1!!! Favorite nerd properties! Anime lessons from young Millennials!! Trivia! Drinks!! Cats!!! Polyphagia!!! Autobots: Here comes the C-Squad!! Beachcomber is a Disney Princess!! Autobots make good prisoners!! Decepticon shooting spree!! Bad physics!! Respect my idea!! I wish Mirage was here!!! | |||
| #146: BLASTER BLUES - THE VOLTRONIC GALAXER | 31 Jan 2021 | 01:47:39 | |
We can’t read all this shit!! Garbage Pail Kids!! Ryan: Normal Sized Man!!! Blaster and Shockwave: Bookends!! Auto-bootlegging!! Voltronic Galaxer!! Decepticons: On the Moon!!! Megatron: Bitch-slaps Blaster!! Optimus Prime: Air-Traffic Controller!!! Who do you think you are…Marconi?!? Bizarro: I love you!!! Iconic Moment! Script Deviations!! Rate the Scheme!! Where did Caleb go!?! One two three, buckle my shoe!!! | |||
| #145: A DECEPTICON RAIDER IN KING ARTHUR'S COURT - CAMELITTLE SUBURB | 17 Jan 2021 | 02:02:39 | |
Alpha Magnus!! Mr. Jingeling!! Let’s drink some smarf!!! Who builds a henge anyway?! Greedy for a fuel-up!! Medieval Times-travel trope!!! Masters of the Gridiron!! Spike: keeping it casual!! Aaron: notorious poon-hound!!! Hostage cows!!! Citrus Bitches!!! Wizards!! Dragons!! Moonshining cousins with a racist car!!! In the Real World! Iconic Moments!! Rate the Scheme!! Script Deviations!! Gotcha!! Zorch!! Whoosh!! Zow!!! | |||
| #144: DESERTION OF THE DINOBOTS pt 2 - WHAT WAS THE REASON?! | 03 Jan 2021 | 01:24:23 | |
We’re livin’ in the past!!! Distracted by scotch!! Cocktail bombs!!! Shout-Out!! Be like Brian!! Hoppin’ the train to Cybertron! Buy Ryan’s van!!! Shockwave hide and seek!! Hold the door, Spike!! Finally...the Dinobots! Carly’s car! Carly’s ankle!! Me Swoop can transform! Ancient Cybertron!! Herner Werzog...? In the Real World! Rate the Scheme!! Iconic Moment!! I take the potato from you!!! | |||
| #143.5 BONUS: THE YULE LAD BITS | 28 Dec 2020 | 00:30:54 | |
For those of you who have listened to our Holiday Special Ep#143, you know we were visited by 7 of the Icelandic Yule Lads over Christmas. We have cut all those segments together and offer it up here, pasted together. If you haven’t heard #143 yet, check there first to avoid spoilers! Happy upcoming end of this awful year. | |||
| #143: DESERTION OF THE DINOBOTS pt 1 - THE HOLIDAY SPECTACULAR! | 20 Dec 2020 | 01:30:24 | |
Home Alone…again!! Ryan’s orphan dreams! Clark Griswold's Egg Nog!! Icelandic Yule Lads!!! Feline Fashion Police!! Nothing is doing anything!!! ICELANDIC Yule Lads!! FUN-A-RAMA! Sparkplug attends WRENCH-CON!!! Me, Slag, no like anything! Top That!! Powerglide gets aHEAD!! Shockwave holds himself!! I Can’t Fight This Feeling Anymore!!! Santa Claus: The Movie!! If there’s hair, there’s crabs up there!!! ICELANDIC YULE LADS!!! | |||
| #142: MEGATRON'S MASTER PLAN 2 - ELECTRIC SLAVE-A-LOO | 06 Dec 2020 | 01:29:25 | |
Hot Buttered Justice!!! Is this beer?!? 70s-hot Sally Field!!! Shout Outs!! Decepticon Day Parades!! Laserbeak want a cracker!?!? People of Earth, this is Megatron…ANY QUESTIONS!?!?! Shawn Berger: Dog Lunch!!! Voice actors!! Script Deviations!!! Better Off Dead!!! Rate the Scheme!! Iconic Moment!! ITRW!!! SLAVES!!!!!! | |||
| #231: GORILLA WARFARE - THEN PERISH | 28 Jul 2024 | 01:27:06 | |
Join your guerrillas of the APDC as they review the S1 Ep11 episode, “Gorilla Warfare,” from the 1996 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers! Ryan is the herpes. Leaving Las Rugrats!! Do you like payoff?! Dumb rabies!!! Fridge-talk!! Thwizz virus!! Cock rocket!!! Spikey seedling!! Scorponok is incompetent!! Optimus Primal: Murder Machine!!! Tarantulus impaled!! Waspinator blasted to hell!! In the Real World! Iconic Moment!! Script Deviations!!! Feather in, feather out!!! SHOUT OUTS - 21:00 COCKTAIL - 22:30 REVIEW - 33:20 REAL WORLD - 1:10:30 SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 1:20:45 ICONIC MOMENT - 1:23:00 RATE THE SCHEME - 1:24:45 | |||
| #141: MEGATRON'S MASTER PLAN - MY MECHANO-NANNY | 22 Nov 2020 | 01:00:14 | |
The Drunken Botanist!! This episode was upsetting!!! Megatron cradles Berger in his hands!!! Autobots, GO HOME!! Tomatoes! Tanks for the memories!!! Alex Jones doesn’t remember his kids!! Serial Killer News: Robert Pickton!!! A football stadium kangaroo court!! Starscream is everywhere!!! Megatron-brand Fusion Canon Computer Cursor!! Whispers are careless!! Edges of razors!! | |||
| #140: MICROBOTS - BRAWNDICKERY | 08 Nov 2020 | 01:26:05 | |
Back in the Ark!! Happy Birthday, Ryan!!! Monkey Scrotums!! 1 star reviews. Starscream gives the suk-suk!! But the Mayans!!! Let’s drive to South America!! The Deception Plan: Let’s get drunk!! The Autobot Plan: Let’s get small!! Optimus’s Plan: Let’s build a useless tiny force field!!! Tell that to Sully Sullenberger!! Ride the evil impulses!! Script Deviations!! In the Real World!! We ain’t Good Fellas!! | |||
| #139.5 BONUS EPISODE - TFCON 2020 3RD PARTY PANEL - SPICY CHAI! | 27 Oct 2020 | 01:48:13 | |
The episode is kicked off with a discussion of G1 Movie Madness Panel from TFCONDC2019 that was re-broadcast for this weekend's TFcon2020 online experience.
Next, it's a special preview of APDC #139, in which bothe MIKE SEIBERT, ALEX JONES, and the APDC team cover the unfortunate mental breakdown of RED ALERT in AUTO BERSERK.
The bulk of the episode was SEARING HOT SPILLED MCDONALDS COFFEE in the form of our 3rd party panel coverage. What are the duo looking forward to? What needs to be taken to a landfill? What are the POLITICS of who DID and who DID NOT present at the show? Listen now! | |||
| #139: AUTO BERZERK - THE RUM & PINEAPPLE YEARS | 25 Oct 2020 | 02:00:31 | |
The beef is over!!! Mike Seibert returns!!!! Zhuzhed-up White Russian…On the other hand…!! News Sounder Trivia!!! NEGAVATOR!!! Red Alert: Manchurian Candidate!!! Ravage-vision!! The Autobots are lemmings!!! Ravines!! Megatron has morons on his team!! Gary Busey as everyone!!! Red Alert: More damaged than we thought!!! Script Deviations! Iconic Moments!! Favorite NES Games!!! NEGAVATE!!!! | |||
| #138: THE MASTER BUILDER(S) - THICC BOIS | 11 Oct 2020 | 01:34:32 | |
It’s Spooky Season!! Jellystone Park! Blue-collar Bloodsuckers!! Mariah Carey trivia!! Make me a Screaming Viking!! Shout outs!! Squirt Talk!!! Grapple and Hoist: Thicc Bois!!! Produce the Power Tower!!! Who put a camera there?!? The Constructicons: Green and Purple Apostates!! Buster the Hardhat, “Who...Me...Mine?!” Autobots shoot some hoops!! It’s all about temperature and timing!!! | |||
| #137: DINOBOT ISLAND PT. 2 - EARTH'S FANNY CAP | 27 Sep 2020 | 01:58:24 | |
Do you believe in the power of a curse!?!? Well…that’s respectable!! Pizazzimus Maximus!! Dino Trivia! Let’s do the Time Warp Again!!! Get those hairy fucks back through the wormhole!!! Laser Speculum!! More butt cracks please!!! Tank-on-tank action!! Ryan loses his mind!!! Linnea Quigley is the best!! TANK YOU!!!! | |||
| #136: DINOBOT ISLAND PT. 1 - MY BULLSHIT CAP | 13 Sep 2020 | 01:48:29 | |
We are thunderstruck!!! Dinobot Island…mysterious energy readings!! The new character floodgates are open!! Powerglide, Perceptor, Blaster, Tracks, Red Alert...and many more!! Bunglbee’s ding in the caboose!! Stop these Dinobot Dumbasses!! Mitt Romney’s yellow-stained Jesus pajamas!! More room for, “Big Sludge!” The tops in air-rescue talent is on its way!! Dinobots are illiterate!?!? Voice Actors! In the Real World!! Rate the scheme!! Iconic Moments!! Real Missouri bullshit!!! | |||
| #135: THE INSECTICON SYNDROME - FORAGING FOR CONTENT | 30 Aug 2020 | 01:42:04 | |
100 year-old Aunt Update! Ryan’s van update!! Inquiring minds want to know!!! Tool sharing!! Shit Bucket!! Chow Line!!! Insecticons…We’re not talkin’ termites!! Foraging the Ozarks!! Soundwave’s a slave!! New voice actors!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moments!! We’re starting to foam at the mouth!!! | |||
| #134: THE CORE - THE POWER OF A CURSE | 16 Aug 2020 | 01:24:15 | |
From Grandma’s, givin’ the suck-suck!!! Thanks Earnie!! Frakes or Fiction?! What are you thinkin’? What are we drinkin’!?! Booty Boxes!!! Make up your fucking mind, AKOM!! Stop the drill before everything explodes!! Load and unload…that’s the story of my life!! Sunstreaker…WTF!?!? DeVito-units!! “Mix-Master” origin stories!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Sartonian Simpletons!!! | |||
| #133: A PRIME PROBLEM - WE MUST HAVE A RACE! | 02 Aug 2020 | 01:09:17 | |
Crevasse!!! The Ryan Judgement Hour!! Unknown Studio!?!? Meggy, Soundy and Screamy!! A rock-less rocket!! FLOPtimus Prime!!! No shootin’ till we figure this shit out!! Let’s have a race!!! He dropped Splik!!! In the Real World!! Rate the Scheme!!! Blood races to your private spots!!!! | |||
| #230: THE PROBE - LADY SKEET | 14 Jul 2024 | 01:36:46 | |
Join your probe pod pals of the APDC plus special guest hater Chest Rockwell as they cover S1 Ep10 “The Probe,” from the 1996 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers! Hawk tuah!!! Pot smokin’, skateboardin’ aliens!! Chest Rockwell visits!! Space quiz!!! Deviant dolphin work!!! Deprivation tanks!! LSD! Technotronic landscapes!! Temporal probes!! Groucho Marx deepfakes!!! I ain’t starin’ at no hairy cat butt!!! Time to interrogate the kitties!!! Cheetor’s ahegao face!! It’s a Beautiful Life!! In the Real World! Iconic Moment!! Script Deviations!! Monkey-mode forever!!! SPACE QUIZ - 8:00 SHOUT OUTS - 27:00 COCKTAIL - 28:00 REVIEW - 41:00 REAL WORLD - 1:15:00 SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 1:25:00 RATE THE SCHEME - 1:30:30 ICONIC MOMENT - 1:32:00 | |||
| #132: FLINT DILLE INTERVIEW: THE GAMESMASTER | 19 Jul 2020 | 02:04:57 | |
Timmy’s Precious Moments!! Infamous Dille Memo!!! Chris Latta…was Chris Latta!! Prime Target is The Most Dangerous Game!!! The Secret of Cybertron!! G.I. Joe scripts fall out!! Voltronic Galaxer – what are we doing here?!! Thank heavens for this Bogus Plot Device!!! Precious MOMENTS!! Garbage Pail Kids…happened!!! A Hero’s Journey!! Ryan met Flint!! Aaron met Flint!!! Spot the Refectory Table!! Dille Script or Bullshit?! PRECIOUS MOMENTS!!! | |||
| #131: ENTER THE NIGHTBIRD - POTTERY BASE | 05 Jul 2020 | 01:49:38 | |
| #130: DAY OF THE MACHINES - BIRTHDAY RE-PANTS | 21 Jun 2020 | 01:42:48 | |
What is a ketchup?! It’s not about you, it’s about the system of oppression!!! Grandpa-style drinks!! Shout-Outs!! Ryan Jett must be stopped!!! Twerk 3!! Illegal Access!! Illegal Access!!! Minotaur scenario!! Squishy professor meat!!! In the Real World!! Script Deviations!! Rate the Scheme!!! Good grief, more bad news!!! | |||
| #129: ATLANTIS, ARISE - SUB-ATLANTI-CAN'T | 07 Jun 2020 | 01:43:43 | |
Never Have I Ever!! Ryan: Everything has been terrible, always!!! Sub-Atlanticans!! Cassette Vultures!! King Negril’s voice is so weird!! The fucking Autobots!!! Skin-diving Spike!! “D” is for “Dumb Baby!!” Caleb’s truck-driving stories!! Wheeljack, The Moron of all Morons!!! Megatron sits on the Lincoln Memorial!! Tarn Talk!! Voice Actors! In the Real World!! Rate the Scheme!! Fire the hydro-thrusters!!! | |||
| #128: THE AUTOBOT RUN - STOP THE TRANSFORMING!!! | 24 May 2020 | 01:38:33 | |
Circle the wagons!! The gif that keeps on giving!! From gramma’s house!! Transfixatron!!! Guinea pig-a-tron!! Scavenger does a jerk-off motion!!! Cold Slither!!! Sweet stunts!! Megatron’s sassy walk!! The Deadwood car crusher!! Decepticon body-shell!!! Buffer is the worst!! No voice actors!! Transform o Tomero!!! | |||
| #127: THE IMMOBILIZER - CAVE LIFE w/MTMTP PT.2 | 10 May 2020 | 01:21:32 | |
The MTMTPod convo continues!! Double-Bumblebee!! The Ice Man’s Rat Cave!! Rumble and Stumble!! The Decent = Peak lesbian energy!! Garfield in Paradise!!! Voice actor Arlene Banas!! St. Elmo’s Fire!! Eric Stoltz!! Rainbow Warrior!!! Writer: Earl Kress!!! | |||
| #126: THE IMMOBILIZER - STRIPPER COP w/ MTMTP PT.1 | 03 May 2020 | 01:37:28 | |
Special guest MTMTP!!! We hit our Gremlin stride!! Carly and Spike age conspiracies!! Jazz, Spike, and road head!! Get down for the goofs!! No-Neck Ironhide!! Everyone has Teletraan One’s phone number!!! See us buzz and make honey!! COP STRIP-O-GRAM!! Wrestling over the Easter ham!! Liquefy that Slime Prime!! “Mebbie.” Carly’s here to get the good pussy!! We make G1 make sense!!! | |||
| #125: TRAITOR - CLIFFJUMP TO CONCLUSIONS | 19 Apr 2020 | 01:20:35 | |
Not so fast…PAPA!!!! Ms. Cleo, Hitler, GG Allin, and Dr. Arkeville’s kid brother!! What a triumph of modern science!! Cliff Jumper…jumps to conclusions!!! Electro-cell plug n’ play! Megatron…very reasonable!! Starscream…shit scientist!!! A bear with a sore head?!? How am I supposed to feel?!? A real B-Team of warriors!! Tickle fight!!! In the Real World!! Iconic Moment!! Script Deviations!!! Mirage, I like the plan…just tell your boss!!!! | |||
| #124: ATTACK OF THE AUTOBOTS - AUTOPOD-D'STAY-IN-PLACE | 05 Apr 2020 | 01:22:30 | |
Join the quarantined quacks of the APDC as they socially distance while reviewing Transformers G1 season 2 episode: *Attack of the Autobots*. Let’s Party!!! Pulsating warning diodes!! Invisibility spray!! Personality destabilizers!! Recharging chambers!! Nickel plated knuckle sandwiches!! Limitless energy satellites!! Attitude exchangers!! Goodness transfusions!! Prime’s three components!! Reset relays!! Dumbbells!! In the Real World!! Iconic Moments!!! Sure!!!! | |||
| #123.5 - BONUS EPISODE - TFCON 3RD PARTY PANEL HAWT TAKES! | 23 Mar 2020 | 00:55:15 | |
| #229: A BETTER MOUSETRAP - CYBERTRON GOATSE | 30 Jun 2024 | 01:15:11 | |
Join your Sentinel security victims of the APDC as they review the S1 Ep9, “A Better Mousetrap,” from the 1996 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers! Euthanasia coaster!!! Caleb doesn’t care about the show...Aaron doesn’t care about your life!!! Tumbler kids!! Dick Van Dyke...relevant!! F$ck you yankee blue jeans!!! Sonic emitter!!! The spider can dig her own holes!! Tigertron...chunky boy!! Sentinel defense system activated!!! In the Real World! Iconic Moment!! Rate the Scheme!!! Maximum burn!!! SHOUT OUTS - 6:50 COCKTAIL - 8:00 REVIEW - 19:10 REAL WORLD - 46:13 SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 1:30:20 RATE THE SCHEME - 1:06:00 ICONIC MOMENT - 1:10:40 | |||
| #123: CITY OF STEEL - GREASE FINGER | 22 Mar 2020 | 01:48:00 | |
Bring on the crazy!!! Send for the Marines!!! The APDC tentative promise!!! AKOM...where everything is just gross!! Remove, remove, always REMOVE!!! Right, right, RIGHT!! Mega-Mega-MEGATRON!!! Chilean soccer flop!!! Sinkhole de Mayo!!! Red Rocket Dildo!!! Even with one arm, Prime is PRIMO!!! See you later, alligator!!!!
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| #122: CHANGING GEARS - SOUNDWAVE AND THE SNEAKERS | 08 Mar 2020 | 01:32:21 | |
More van issues!! We’re working on it...we do deliver!! The “Gears Shamrock Special!!” Shockmasterwave!!! Holy shit that’s a fuck-lot of gold!!! Action first, maintenance later!!! Cicada talk!! That’s quite a shared guffaw!! Gears, the K-Mart Brawn!!! In the Real World!! Rate the Scheme!! Iconic Moment!! I’m not dying, I’m thriving!!! | |||
| #121: AUTOBOT SPIKE - "DUH...DAAAAD?!" | 23 Feb 2020 | 01:18:00 | |
Sparkplug makes a monster!! Franken-whut!?! Ryan the Pedantic Prescriptivist: doesn’t like surprises, won’t read a script and won’t fix his van!!! Autobots: horribly irresponsible and ethically questionable!! Sparkplug and Wheeljack: Team Incompetent!!! Jerk-off stories!!! Crazy titty powers!!! | |||
| #120: HEAVY METAL WAR - I'VE NEVER BEEN SATISFIED | 10 Feb 2020 | 02:33:07 | |
The power-chip rectifier switcheroo!!!!! Heavy Metal Pick-Me-Up Cocktail!! Energy Disks!! Ryan is Johnny Science-Downer!! Fuck you, Earth’s magnetic field!!! The Grey Circle Union!! Help!! POLICE!!! Cybertronian law!!! Caleb leaves early!! Just be cars!!! Huffer takes Optimus’ load! Dinobots vs Devastator!! We shall rise again!! Arthur Burghardt encounter!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Rate the Scheme!! Iconic Moment!! This is very complex and weird!!! | |||
| #119: A PLAGUE OF INSECTICONS - BIG BWEAKFAST | 26 Jan 2020 | 01:46:21 | |
Demon Swamp!!! Ryan likes animal robots! Autobots cannon fodder!! Insectile chirping (chirping)..! Do better!! Pay more attention!!! Beatle Bali!! Eject the Ravage cassette!! I’m a bwig bwoy I need a bwig bweakfast!!! The Balian Gulch Festival!!! That sawed off nerd, Rumble!! Casual Megatron!! Taste the Lightning!!!! | |||
| #118: COUNTDOWN TO EXTINCTION - SHOOT UP THE CLUB | 12 Jan 2020 | 01:37:56 | |
Activate your mouth!!! Don’t be a Negatron, be an Optimist Prime!!! Shout out to RetroCabal!! Down-under housekeeping!! Autobots: Filling pot-holes and holing pot-fills!! Uncle Tom’s Almanac!! Starscream flashes his badge!! Quicksand tutorial!! Optimus Prime: your aim is improving, Megatron!! Iconic Moments! In the Real World!! Lay it on me, man!!! | |||
| #117: ULTIMATE DOOM 3: ALWAYS FUN AND IRRELEVANT | 29 Dec 2019 | 01:29:55 | |
We’re on fumes and we’ve been drinking!! We love Australia!! Skyfire goes full badass!!! Ryan explains laserdiscs!! Aaron: *Perfect Stangers* girlfriends are good to go!! Autobots, maintain speed and sail on!! Sea funnel!!! Another dick move by Rumble!! Don’t talk to my Starscream!!! Megatron is a pointer!!! Dance sex-workers?!? Mouth like a muppet!!! Witwicky super strength!!! In the Real World!! Iconic Moments!!! You’re not pushing around slaves this time!!!! | |||
| #116: ULTIMATE DOOM 2 - I DIDN'T HAVE A FATHER | 15 Dec 2019 | 01:38:04 | |
Slaves!! There’s nothing funnier than Home Alone!? Gifts from Hayley!!! Shout-Outs!! Megatron is feeling himself! BLUNDERcracker!! What’s wrong with Spike!? Aaron’s weird dream!! Slaaves! The famous Megatron/Starscream choke sequence!! MIKE SEIBERT and GOTIM: Planes, Trains, and Autobots!!!! Bumblebee: Into the crevasse!! Aaron’s male role models!! The return of stuck-porn!! SLAAAVES!!! In the Real World!! Iconic Moment!! Script Deviations!! SLAAAAAAAAVES!!!! It’s a Goddamn Christmas Miracle!!!! | |||
| #115: THE ULTIMATE DOOM PT. 1 - "COOL" JANITOR | 01 Dec 2019 | 01:44:35 | |
Presidential quotes!! Drinkin’ round the world!!! The Malabar coast of India!!! Three Skywarp hands tall!! High school janitors!!! The Ark: Come on in!!! Sparkplug guinea pig!!! Everything is in readiness!!! Jazz: throwing out some sick bars!!! Sunstreaker: chucks a missile out of his hand hole!!!! Spike: trips over a wrench!!! Activate the pylons!! Cybertron: catapulted into oblivion?!?! When next we meet, we are enemies!! Voice actors! In the Real World!! Rate the Scheme!!! Iconic Moment!!!! Script Deviations!!!!! Fat chance, Fathead!!!!!! | |||
| #114: WAR OF THE DINOBOTS - METEORINNI CHIPERONNI | 18 Nov 2019 | 01:28:22 | |
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball!!! Medium Talent!! Vasectomy…VasectaYOU!!! Stuck porn!! We got a tech upgrade!!! JEFF!!! Outline Plan Desge!! Uranium—SHERANIUM!! Robot points Reflector!!! A Prime with no hands is worth two in the bush!! Wake Me Up!! Supergirl!! Kate & Allie!! Murder by Transformers in The Professional!!! | |||
| #228: POWER SURGE - DAD'S DAY INDIGO BLOW | 16 Jun 2024 | ||
Join your APDC Snow Bunnies as they review “Power Surge,” the S1 E8 of the 1996 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers! Happy Father’s Day!!! Freebase facts!!! Trivia!! New Patron Bruticus87!!! The eruption of Mount St Springfield!!! Craveable!!! Bring your own kayak!!! Frostbite Fizz!!! Terrorsaur killed that bird!!! Sky Island!!! Megatron gets destroyed!!! Status lock is imminent!!! Rattrap plays Old Maid!!! In the Real World! Iconic Moment!! Rate the scheme!!! Blow up the joint as the joint starts to blow!!! COCA TRIVIA - 4:24 SHOUT OUTS - 18:50 COCKTAIL - 27:00 REVIEW - 40:00 REAL WORLD - 1:05:30 SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 1:19:08 RATE THE SCHEME - 1:24:00 ICONIC MOMENT - 1:25:30 | |||
| #113: FIRE ON THE MOUNTAIN - ALSO, TFCON DC | 04 Nov 2019 | 01:49:30 | |
TFCon happened!! Trading Places!!! The Sloppy Skyfire Mojito!! Dirty Man is on the Caleb Wishlist!! Ryan keeps it classy in NYC!!! This episode is weird!! Steal the steel!! Everyone is snarky!!! Flaccid firepower!! Her name is Luisa!! Nobody trusts Wheeljack!! Deviations!! In the Real World!! Iconic moments!! | |||
| #112: S.O.S. DINOBOTS - BRONTOSAURUS OR BRONTOSAURAIN'T? | 20 Oct 2019 | 01:25:00 | |
Nature finds a way!!! The Dinobot Knickerbocker Punch! Come see our panel at TFCon D.C.!!! A treasure-trove of errors!!! Down-under pronunciation!! Dinobots…there’s a whole lot o’ shakin’ goin’ on!!! Ol’ Bucketnuts!!! The Triceratops Twerk!!! Prime and Hound Bluetooth!! You’re too slow, Rustypants!!! Caleb leaves early for a massage!! Drunken Script Deviations!! Iconic Moments!! | |||
| #111: FIRE IN THE SKY - THE RUSSIAN VESSEL TOUR | 06 Oct 2019 | 01:32:00 | |
Jautopod Maguirdecast!!! We drink the Skyfire Tewahdiddle!! We’re the first panel at TFCon DC!!! Plovers swoop ya’ like a dickhead!! That’s s’no-man, that’s a snow-bot!!! Ryan and Caleb sail around the world!! Skyfire and Starscream are science fwens!!! Maybe circle the OTHER half!! Hemmingway…he did love cats!! Ryan’s neighborhood is garbage!! How many people wrote this script!!? | |||