You’re sent to steal from a mansion only to find out the owner is a powerful vampire who knew of your arrival. She has a proposition for you and seems very interested in you and hopes you’re willing to be her “good boy”. Written by Mattyestmatt

Originally titled Children’s and Household Tales, The Complete Grimm’s Fairy Tales contains the essential bedtime stories for children worldwide for the better part of two centuries. The Brothers Grimm, Jacob and Wilhelm, were German linguists and cultural researchers who gathered legendary folklore and aimed to collect the stories exactly as they heard them.

We all need to learn to slow down and take a breath and love ourselves more.

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Basic ingredients, quick prep and great flavor—all reasons that this dish is a classic!
Prep Time 20 Minutes
Total Time 38 Minutes
Makes 6 servings
1 1/2 pounds beef sirloin steak, 1/2 inch thick different cut
16 ounces fresh mushrooms, sliced (2 1/2 cups)
1.5 medium onions, thinly sliced
1 garlic clove, finely chopped
1/4 cup butter or margarine
1 1/2 cups beef flavored broth
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce
1/4 cup all-purpose flour
1 1/2 cups sour cream
3 cups hot cooked egg noodles
1. Cut beef across grain into about 1 1/2x1/2-inch strips.
2. Cook mushrooms, onions and garlic in butter in 10-inch skillet over medium heat, stirring occasionally, until onions are tender; remove from skillet.
3. Cook beef in same skillet until brown. Stir in 1 cup of the broth, the salt and Worcestershire sauce. Heat to boiling; reduce heat. Cover and simmer 15 minutes.
4. Stir remaining 1/2 cup broth into flour; stir into beef mixture. Add onion mixture; heat to boiling, stirring constantly. Boil and stir 1 minute. Stir in sour cream; heat until hot (do not boil). Serve over noodles.
Makes 6 servings

Success
Beef is easier to cut when it has been partially frozen for about .5-1 hour first.

I wanted to talk to you, my dear, about the holidays and our plans. I really want to make plans we wont forget.

They Find the Map

Make homemade tomato sauce with me! https://thegardeningcook.com/home-made-marinara-sauce/

I want to go caroling, you don't. How about we make a deal

You agree to go shopping with your girlfriend even though you hate it. She thanks you after with a bit of a surprise.

You agree to go shopping with your girlfriend even though you hate it. She thanks you after with a bit of a surprise.

A 5 min exercise to help you focus

you wake up from the thunderstorm scared and i snuggle you back to sleep and keep you safe.

I decided to share two recipes with you today:

Popper Dip

Ingredients

•        1 4oz can diced jalapenos, well drained OR 4-6 fresh jalapenos, roasted and diced (include seeds if you like it really spicy)

•        1 8oz package cream cheese, softened

•        1 cup sour cream

•        2 cups shredded cheddar cheese

•        3/4 cup + 1/4 cup shredded parmesan cheese

•        1 cup Italian seasoned bread crumbs

•        4 tablespoons butter or margarine, melted

Instructions

1.        In a mixer or by hand, combine cream cheese and sour cream.

2.        Add cheddar cheese, 3/4 cup parmesan cheese, and diced jalapenos, mix well.

3.        Spoon into 8x8 baking dish, spreading evenly.

4.        Blend bread crumbs, melted butter and 1/4 cup shredded parmesan cheese,  using a fork or your fingers, until crumbly.

5.        Sprinkle the buttery crumb topping evenly over the cream cheese mixture.

6.        Bake at 350 degrees for 15 minutes, or until hot and breadcrumbs are golden brown. Do not overcook.

7.        Serve with bread or crackers. (or cord/tortilla chips)


Blackberry Cobbler

1/2 cup butter

2 cups self-rising flour

2 cups white sugar        2 cups milk

3 1/2 cups blackberries

Directions

1 Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Once

  oven temperature is reached melt butter in a 9x13 inch

  baking pan.

2 In a medium bowl stir together the flour, sugar and

  milk; batter will be slightly lumpy. Pour mixture on top of

  melted butter in baking pan. Do not mix butter and mixture together.

3 Drop blackberries into batter; if more crust is desired

  add less blackberries. Bake in preheated oven for one hour

  or until golden brown.

Self Rising Flour:

1 cup all-purpose flour  

1/2 teaspoon salt  

1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder

1.        Stir or sift together the flour, salt, and baking powder. Presto, you've got self-rising flour!

A mindfulness exercise that can help alleviate depression.

Part 4: You're finally feeling better and your friendly neighborhood barista knows just how to celebrate!  

Part 5: You haven't been to the cafe in a bit, leaving your barista a little bit worried. Where could you be?  

Part 6: The barista gets checked by Erica and discovers that maybe their feelings for you are more than platonic. 

all written by @LupinScripts

The blind beggar is after Jim. What will happen next?

You find out you didn’t pass your class and you tell your vampire dommy mommy and you’re incredibly ashamed. She reassures you that you did the best you could given the circumstances, and she’s so proud of you.

A witch casts a spell on you in order to take you home with them because  they love you. They want you more than anything in the world and will  not accept disrespect.  

This script was written by MattYestMatt who you can find on YouTube,  Twitter or Patreon

Now that the captain is dead, what is to be done?

I love both these recipes and cabbage so much since I started making it myself. Hope you enjoy 

https://www.thekitchn.com/kielbasa-cabbage-skillet-22997419

https://www.budgetbytes.com/beef-cabbage-stir-fry/

You’re really sick and your dom girlfriend comes home a bit mad that the house is a mess and that you didn’t make her dinner. After realizing that you’re sick she’s apologetic and takes care of you.

This chapter you find out the fate of Jims father

Part one: A bad day leads you to seek refuge in a small cafe where you  meet a talkative and friendly barista. 

Part two:  A quest to end your painful sore throat leads you back to a  familiar cafe with a barista who may have a trick or two up their  sleeves. 

Part three: You wake up at your favorite cafe with a headache. Luckily,  your friendly neighborhood barista has a solution for that too.  

These are all scripts by the wonderful @LupinScripts

First up is Pepperoni Cheese Ball

Ingredients:
 1 tub Cracker Barrel Cheese (8 oz)
 8 oz Soft cream cheese
 3 tbsp french onion dip
 1/2 stick pepperoni (grated)

Directions:
 Blend all until mixed. Mold to dome shape. Cover with thin slices of   pepperoni.

Second is Crack Sausage Dip

Directions

1 lb. Bob Evans sausage regular or hot (red wrapper) 2   blocks cream cheese cubed – do not use low or no fat. 1 can Rotel tomatoes   with diced chilies – do not drain Brown sausage in pan. (Usually grease is   cooked off but drain if needed.) Add cream cheese and Rotel tomatoes. Blend   until creamy smooth. Serve with tortilla chips.

Third is Lasagna Dip

ingredients


   1/2 pound ground turkey or beef or beef and sausage mix

   1 cup lasagna tomato sauce

   1 cup low fat cottage cheese or ricotta or cream cheese

   1 cup partially skim mozzarella, shredded

directions


   Cook the meat and drain, add the tomato sauce and simmer until it thickens a bit, about 3-5 minutes.

   Spread the cheese over the bottom of a baking dish, followed by the sauce and finally the mozzarella.

   Bake in a preheated 350F oven until the top is a light golden brown and the sides are bubbling, about 15-20 minutes.

Slow Cooker: Implement step 1, layer everything in the slow cooker the same as in the pan and cook until the cheese is nice and melted about 1-2 hours on high or 2-4 hours on low.

This is a short meditation to help with Mindfulness of thoughts.

You and your girlfriend just got home from a party where you met some of her friends. She notices that you’re a bit bothered by something and you tell her that one of her friends insulted you for being shorter than your girlfriend and you both talk about how you’ve both struggled with height insecurity in the past and she reassures you that you’re perfect even if you’re much shorter than her.

This script is by MattYesMatt

Chapter two of that awesome book finds black dog as our new character....

https://therecipecritic.com/korean-ground-beef-rice-bowls/#wprm-recipe-container-57311 there is the recipe. I find it a really easy cook. I hope you enjoy it if you decide to try it.

You’re lost in the woods when suddenly you come across an amazon woman  who seems to want to make you her husband. However unlike many of her  kind, she refuses to force you into it and will only take you if you’re  okay with her doing it. She decides to help you get back to your home.  

This Script is by Mattyesmatt

Chapter 5 of the beloved alice in wonderland

You’re being a stupid idiot wanting to waste your life savings on some low quality picture of a monkey in some fad on the internet, and someone has taken notice and has decided to take you so you make better financial decisions.

Script by MattYesMatt

Treasure Island (originally The Sea Cook: A Story for Boys)is an  adventure novel by Scottish author Robert Louis Stevenson, narrating a  tale of "buccaneers and buried gold". It was serialized from 1881 to  1882. Its influence has been popular on perceptions of pirates,  including such elements as treasure maps marked with an "X", schooners,  the Black Spot, tropical islands, and one-legged seamen bearing parrots  on their shoulders

https://cookieandkate.com/healthy-banana-bread-recipe/print/23985/

Take a deep breath and follow this https://www.urmc.rochester.edu/behavioral-health-partners/bhp-blog/april-2018/5-4-3-2-1-coping-technique-for-anxiety.aspx

Your VA partner is getting accused of copying other VAs but they aren’t.  They are using public scripts on certain subreddits and other forms of  social media that anyone is allowed to use and wishes that people knew  that rather than just accusing them of copying. Script by MattYesMatt on patreon or twitter

You have a nightmare and wake up to find Jayebear there to comfort you. She knows itcan be difficult to get back to sleep after such a bad dream.

Mommy is coming home from work to find that her baby girl is having “one  of those days”. She understands and knows exactly what her baby girl  needs to feel better. Lots of cuddles, gentle kisses and comfort.  Script by u/HorcruxesLadyHunter

You’ve been down about yourself and wondering whether you’ll be a  success when suddenly you get a visitor who claims to be you from the  future. You of course don’t believe them at first, but then they tell  you exactly what you’re doing at the moment and you realize they have to  be telling the truth.  Script by MattYesMatt on Patreon or Twitter

The spooky story continues! Your monstrous captor is tired after your  last chase and needs a break. But, that doesn't mean that you get any  peace! Script by u/Waterway_Wordsmith

We have been apart way too long and I am SO thrilled to finally be back in your arms.

I got sick and you offer to help. I'm not used to someone taking care of me

Sometimes when your anxiety gets the best of you, its best to stop and focus for a while. this meditation can help you do that in a little over 15 min.

I know this is hard. Nothing is as it was. Just let me hold you and know we can get through this time together.

The Jungle Book by Rudyard Kipling

I know its been hard and its ok to cry, I've got you. You aren't only my sub, you're my world!

The Jungle Book by Rudyard Kipling

On the eve of his death, an unnamed narrator opens the story by proclaiming that he is sane, despite the wild narrative he is about to convey. This narrative begins years before, when the narrator’s honorable character is well known and celebrated. He confesses a great love for cats and dogs, both of which, he says, respect the fidelity of friendship, unlike fellow men. The narrator marries at a young age and introduces his wife to the domestic joys of owning pets. Among birds, goldfish, a dog, rabbits, and a monkey, the narrator singles out a large and beautiful black cat, named Pluto, as his favorite.

Its been such a long day, baby boy. Come snuggle up on my lap and make it all go away.

You had a bad day. I get that. I'm here for you, however you need me to be. You're my rock and I am yours.

The Jungle Book by Rudyard Kipling