Musical fun, shunned topics, a new quiz, Peter encounters Martin, soccer secrecy, and nursery rhymes.

(Originally released via Club Parsnips in October 2024)

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A dollop of Tyne-based crime reality from between July and November of 2022

(First released to Club Parsnips members in July 2024)

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Safety with Mickey Nixon, soccer secrecy, Steve and Mark drink liquids, countryside bother, and fighting with Peter. (Rec: 28/5/24 - full version available in Club Parsnips archive)

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Thick drink, coach trips, White Harts and confectionery, Crime Files, Beardsley, and Andy sings again.

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Best bits of the fifth Athletico Parsnips… Crime Files visits Leeds, Martin visits a new home, we call into Slaughters, and answer some Parsnippers’ questions. (Recorded 19/08/2019)

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Poetry, baseball mice, fights, mouth abrasion, EPL, lockdown Roy, and Dyche.

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Lockdown Gary, a pottery TV show, chitty chatty and big talk, Mark has a visitor, and stolen tyres.

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Some bits from Athletico Parsnips 3 & 4… a message from Peter, visit pop-up Slaughters, Henderson, McClaren, a trip to Talksport, and a rundown from Lawro…

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Here's over an hour of Bob's beautiful, tender, and death-filled Scottish tales for you...

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A new kettle, some poetry and monkey talk, Pearson does Taken, Bob gets chitty chatty, Casper gets musical and Roy reports from his garage.

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Isolation poetry, baths, pre-lockdown meat feasting, Peter’s shop visit, Lawro’s online PE session, and lots more.

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We hear from our spy in Dubai, there’s a nonsense potter stand-off, Homeowner, Omsk, a quiz and more…

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A lip-smacking compilation of Alderman stories from the early years of Athletico Mince.

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(Updated version with bits that were originally missing)

Here’s the best of Barry Homeowner from episodes 68 to 88… ciao bella!

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Some bits from the first two Athletico Parsnips episodes from last year. Beardsley, big paella, Scottish tale, recycling, Slaughters, Barry and more.

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A new Phil Jones trailer, an Argos encounter, some threats, a trip to the doctors and legal issues for the Beardsleys. Oh, and two fridges.

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A compilation of Bob’s South Africa stories from episode 38 to 56…

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A compilation of Peter Beardsley submissions from episodes 50 to 63. Dog dirt.

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Steve and his pals go out for a carvery, Jez finds a new job, we report from Leeds, and hear about the Beardsley’s wedding day.

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Penguin news, a unident, Crime Files, a Scottish tale, Martin visits Klopp, and the mangos return...

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Fun Bus; Nut Job; Get Up On The Moon; Up Into The Business Sky; Slender People; Sex Robots; Dyche Motivation WAV; Come To Sunderland; Keeping Fit; Steve Picks The Team; Klopp Hop; Two Large Mangos; Mick's Song; Mid-Head Oxbow; Fake Tan; Oh Mister Fernandes; Sunderland Girl; I’d Give It Ten Minutes; Bread Song; Supermarket Song; Drones

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Adrian samples the Slaughters Christmas menu, Neil Hunt fends off two more customers, there’s WAVs from Dyche, Lawrenson and Omsk, Santa pops in, and we hear a festive Scottish tale.

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Christmas with the Beardsleys, a message from Barry, some relaxing sound therapy, Bob’s yuletide Sunderland song and more...

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Fresh news from the Gangs of the EPL, a Managers Lunch Club meeting, the Guru gets festive, Andy gets booted into his own car, and we receive two brand new WAVs

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(Updated version with bits that were originally missing)

He’s not Train Guy… or is he? Judge for yourself – here’s the best of Barry Homeowner from episodes 41 to 66…

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Phil Jones unveils his Nutflix trailer, Martin Roberts drops in on a celebrity, Vince Parsnips returns and The Beardsleys get a visitor.

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We acquire a WAV from Jurgen Klopp, Neil Hunt faces another pottery foe, there’s trouble for the White Harts, plus Guru, cheese, poetry, petrol and more.

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Back in June, we were interviewed by Steve Hill for Four Four Two magazine. Here’s the audio of the interview.

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Steve and Casper visit a nonsense pottery shop, Bob goes to Slaughters, the Guru returns, there’s a quiz, Dyche guests on TalkSport, and more…

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Peter Beardsley returns, Neil Hunt faces a pie-eating adversary, and there’s some singing, some quizzing, and a magical gold card…

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Unidents, Talksport, quizzing, corned beef on Teesside, and Neil Hunt meets the White Harts… 

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A look back at Deadline Day on Talksport, Roy pops in, Dom Littlewood scours Teesside, Neil Hunt faces an evil darts foe, plus Jordan, Dyche and a new hoover… 

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A brand new Crime File, a message from Peter, a meat quiz, Lawro’s top ten, an update from Barry, the return of a very nasty character, and lots more.

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Steve and Casper enjoy a day out, Roy pops in, and Martin visits another footballer. Plus ants, buffets, a new Crime File and more… 

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The British Managers’ Lunch Club have another meeting, Andy loses his finger cymbals, Sean Dyche motivates us all further, Roy pleads for cash, and the main men from the EPL are on holiday together…

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Another round-up of recorded content from M-M-M-M-M-Martin from Homes Under The Hammer from the time period of February 2020 to April 2022. It’s a little bit unusual but you’ll like it

(Previously released to Club Parsnips members in July 2023)

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Peter makes a hospital visit, Mark invites Steve round, we discuss biscuit etiquette, Roy launches a new game, Dyche motivates, and there’s new Crime Files…

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All-new Crime Files, a trip to Slaughters, a pet quiz, an old friend returns, and lots lots more… 

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Bob’s ray gun repair update, a trip to Slaughter’s, visits from Roy and Mick, a song from Steve, and the introduction of ‘Crime Files’… 

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Jordan Henderson’s home explored, Jez in the gym, Peter has a good stare, the White Harts’ half time team-talk and the British Managers Lunch Club's end-of-season awards….

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Ian Holloway confronts Steve, Roy reveals his other obsession, there’s an electrical retail quiz, some train poetry and we explore Sean Dyche’s home.

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Peter takes his wife out, Bananarama do egg-rolling, Roy takes on Susanna Reid, Bob visits Slaughter’s and we get an update from Barry…

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Steve says goodbye to QPR, Bob does another stupid quiz, Paul Scholes buys a house and we meet England’s Senior Six…

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An all-inclusive holiday probe, another visit to Slaughter’s and the story of how Peter and his wife first met…

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We meet the Slaughter restaurant chef, Bob goes to Majorca, there’s updates from Roy and Peter and an old friend returns…

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Bob brings his honker along, Adrian takes a friend to the Slaughterhouse, Barry signs up to Linkedin, there’s a Scottish tale and visit from Roy…

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Safety first, crime on the Tyne, a Littlepod, Martin visits a darts star, and Barry C. Homeowner returns.

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Mark visits Peter, Roy sends in a stick, Adrian goes to a meat festival, and there's visits from Barry and the Guru...

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Another one-off quiz from Bob, bath levels, Jordan Henderson returns with a song, Roy pops in, and there's more from the White Harts, Dom and Joe Swash...

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Buttresses, bikes, Beardsley, visits from Roy and Mick, and Bob's favourite Christmas present...

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