Explore every episode of the podcast Assorted Crackers

Where the guys discuss the Olympics (remember that?), more bourbon and Ole Miss football.

Rising to a listener's challenge, the guys put the bourbon aside to sip on "the girliest cocktail we could find" while sharing stories about how we earned money when we were young.

The guys reflect on their first year in production with stories of what went well, what could have been better, and all the trials and errors it took to get Assorted Crackers off the ground.

The guys sample a delicious proprietary concoction crafted by our favorite podcast producer, then talk about the importance of mindset.

Summer vacation season is here, and the guys talk about their favorite family trips across America's highways and byways. Ready to hit the open road and make some memories? Don't forget the mayonnaise jar.

The guys take a road trip down memory lane in their first cars, and sip some popular budget booze options from back in the day.

Memphis isn't called the BBQ capital of the world for nothing.  The guys discuss their favorite local BBQ joints for ribs, pulled pork, smoked bologna and much more.

The guys get into stories from the World Championship BBQ competition, Music Fest and Sunset Symphony (remember that?). Plus a fantastic blind tasting from Four Roses and a scathing listener email. You MAY want to hear all of this one.

It's Kentucky Derby week, so the guys muddle up this popular bourbon drink and toast the most exciting 2 minutes in sports.

The cartoons.  The cereal. The super-useful PSAs. The guys relive Saturday mornings from our youth, including a debate on our favorite Justice League member (Wonder Twins?)

The guys get ready for grilling season with our favorite backyard recipes, tips and techniques. And what goes better with grilling than beer? We hops you tune in! 

The guys Spring into action with tips to get our patios, yards and flower beds ready to enjoy.  AND reveal who won yard of the month.  We also open the listener mailbag to read feedback from loyal fans, including a founding member of "The Underwear Bandits."

Wait a Bourbon Tiki drink? The guys take it beachside with this sweet, tropical cocktail while reliving memories from past Spring Break trips.

As we approach our first anniversary, the guys (and producer Bill) are rewinding favorites from the past year. Producer Bill chose Meet Wilsons' Dad. It's not that Producer Bill doesn't like the guys, per se, he just finds Wilson's father (also named Wilson) much more interesting, agreeable, and valuable as a human.

The guys toast the class of '25 by reminiscing about top movies and songs from their senior years, and even share a prom story or three.

The guys tag team for a no-holds-barred trip down memory lane and relive stories from the glory days of Memphis and Mid-South wrestling.

Harold shares stories from his WMC-TV sports department days (including classic "Big Jack" Eaton stories), then talks a little more Memphis Tiger Football with a dash of the Dana Kirk days sprinkled in.

Harold gives an insider's take on the competitive bowl scene as playoff dynamics evolve, and offers local takes on University of Memphis sports teams.

The guys discuss and debate their go to value, sipper, mixer and special occasion bourbon picks (OK, Lee picks four or five).

To mark Heart Month, the guys test their knowledge of men's heart health trivia, and pass the blood pressure cuff for real-time readings (there's room for improvement)

The guys sip a proper Boston style Sour and share a few heartwarming but mostly hilariously awkward Valentines stories. XOXO!!

The guys toast Mardi Gras season with the official cocktail of New Orleans, nibble some Gambino’s king cake and for no particular reason describe different types of hangovers. Laissez les bon temps rouler!

Philip joins the show to discuss his career journey, share public speaking tips and talk about finding hope from a senseless family tragedy.

Wilson's father drops by to share some memories, advice and incredible stories like the time he played touch football with Elvis.

As we approach our first anniversary, the guys are rewinding favorites from the past year. Eric chose the Revolver Cocktail Quickie because the drink was pretty good but the stories about our worst injuries were hilarious.

The guys discuss how they deal with the seasonal blues, share favorite comfort foods, and just to prove the point taste some amazing chicken and dumplings and potato soup.

The Guys fill their holsters with this smooth bourbon and Kahlua concoction, and swap war stories from their most grizzly and hilarious childhood(?) injuries.

Before the ball drops, the Guys relive flavors tried in 2024, share hopes for the New Year, and toast three sherry cask aged bourbons.  Happy New Year friends!

They guys sip their first homemade Eggnog, and swap favorite turkey recipes including Lee's Popeyes pickup special.

The guys unwrap their best Christmas stories, taste Eric's mom's classic gumbo and find some special Maker's Mark in their stockings

The guys test fly this smooth, high-flying drink and discover a surprise mutual appreciation for international soccer.  Allez Les Bleus, Allez Les Crackers Assorti!

The guys assemble their dream rosters of 80's musicians in a (not so) cutthroat draft for the ages.  Rock On!

Here's a delicious concoction you can enjoy with friends and maybe even sooth a sore throat.  And to stir the conversation the guys talk about their superpowers.

It's a full cornucopia as the guys share Thanksgiving stories from past celebrations and modern-day gatherings, then toast their blessings with a Heaven Hill Bottled in Bond taste off

The guys share stories about paying it forward and raising the next generation.  And as Thanksgiving approaches, they taste a very special batch from the Wild Turkey Distillery.

As we approach our first anniversary, the guys are rewinding favorites from the past year. Wilson chose 80's rock draft because he's convinced he won.

Defying the experts, Eric shakes it up with a Manhattan recipe inspired by his father's tradition.

The guys share lore of Halloween past plus a few spooky movies and rituals, then discuss favorite candy.  And wash it all down with a tasting of Blood Oath bourbon.

The guys give a classic winter recipe a try, while fantasizing about their "bucket list" hunting experience. Cheers!

The guys go deep on fall bass fishing, sample 2 available 10-year old bourbons and enjoy Mississippi pot roast sliders

In our inaugural quickie, Lee shares the secret to his grand old fashion recipe. Orange you glad you tuned in?

The guys relive their favorite 80's movies, TV shows and music, taste some smoked bologna and take the Weller Full Proof challenge. Listen because "knowing is half the battle."

The guys take on all the new changes in college football, then shift into talking about where they go to decompress and de-stress. And two of Weller's finest bottles make an appearance.

The guys can't stop talking about Ole Miss football, we set our sights on deer and duck season, and Lee shares a couple of hard to find, easy to drink bourbons

The guys sample the full Blue Note whiskey family (including the new honey cask releases) and Wilson's duck sliders make a tasty appearance

As we approach our first year anniversary, the guys are rewinding favorites from the past year. Shocker... Lee picked the ode to Blue Note whiskey episode.

From professional shows to the buy 1, get 3 free variety at the county line stand, fireworks spark fun memories.  Unless you're foolish enough to have a bottle rocket war with your pals, right?

The guys struggle through clunky graphics and simple sound effects to relive the earliest days of home video game systems.  Grab your joystick controller and come along on the journey

The guys get their hands on some really nice Lone Star State bourbons, and Wilson brings in his (almost) famous smoked brisket. And we share a listener mail that stokes our new obsession with sous vide cookers.