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A new take on the familiar Christmas Story.
Happy Christmas!!

I'd heard that dogs could help people who might be experiencing anxiety or stress.

So, I decided to take my Cocker Spaniel - Stella - to visit our local old folks home. 

It didn't quite work out as I expected.

We won't be visiting again.

So you have a dog and think you are in charge? If your dog is anything like mine, then think again!!!  See the video of Olive our cockapoo on X: @andrewsmonologs 

It was the final straw: Limoncella's temper was too much for me...

After a family argument, trying to make amends doesn't always go as we would hope.

After receiving the worst news from my Doctor, I find out that someone close to me is looking forward to me passing on what little money I have. I need to manage her expectations!!!

First time skiing? How embarrassing can a holiday be???

Sailing misadventures in a very small boat - preparation is the key but not in this case! But all's well that ends -  in a domestic!!!!

Hospital visiting time chaos when yours truly is asked to deliver a dressing gown to a sick aunt...

Have you ever tried to organise a social event with work colleagues? It can be a complete nightmare - it certainly was for me!!!

Not everything is as it seems in the vaccination centre!

Dealing with an unfaithful husband...

A five minute tale about a first blind date...

A stag party visit to Spain gets complicated...

Relationships at work can be hard. Sometimes it's necessary to devise the perfect crime, but will it work?

A series of ill-advised relationships result in a whole load of trouble...