Analog Jones and the Temple of Film: VHS Podcast – Details, episodes & analysis

The ultimate weapons of the future have just declared war on Analog Jones. This week, we start our Robots, Androids, and Cyborgs theme as we select our movies. Brad kicks off with a somewhat controversial pick by choosing Universal Soldier, and we all discover that these aren't cyborgs, but rather zombies!

Quick Facts

Director: Roland Emmerich Written by: Richard Rothstein, Christopher Leitch, Dean Devlin Production Companies: Carolco Pictures, Centropolis Entertainment, and IndieProd Company Productions Distributed by TriStar Pictures Released on July 10, 1992 Running Time: 102 minutes Budget: $23 million Box Office: $95 million Rotten Tomatoes: 34% Tomatometer / 46% Audience Score

Starring

• Jean-Claude Van Damme as Luc Deveraux / GR44
• Dolph Lundgren as Sergeant Andrew Scott / GR13
• Ally Walker as Veronica Roberts (Sons of Anarchy, Santa Barbara)
• Ed O'Ross as Colonel Perry (Full Metal Jacket, Walker Texas Ranger)
• Leon Rippy as Woodward (frequent collaborator with Emmerich)
• Tico Wells as Garth (Cosby Show, 227)
• Ralf Moeller as GR76 (Hammacher from Beerfest)
• Robert Trebor as the motel owner (delightful weirdo, pervert guy, in Hercules and Zena)
• Jerry Orbach as Dr. Gregor (Law and Order detective)
• Tom Lister Jr as GR55 (Deebo)

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A run-away human slave from Earth's future escapes to the present to do a podcast! Analog Jones finishes its dinosaur theme when we watch a film combining Cyborgs, Aliens, and Dinosaurs when we watch Future War! 

Quick Facts Directed by Anthony Doublin Screenplay by Dom Magwili Story by David Huey and Dom Magwili Score: Arlan H. Boll (Pocket Ninjas; American Streetfighter) Stunts Coor: Pete Porteous (also actor) Fight Consultant: Master Hee Il Cho Distributed by Screen Pix Home Video Released straight to home video on January 28th, 1997 Running Time: 90 minutes Rotten Tomatoes: Tomatometer -- / Audience Score 19% 

Cast

• Daniel Bernhardt as The Runaway (Played the lead in Bloodsport 2/3/4)
• Travis Brooks Stewart as Sister Ann
• Robert Z’Dar as Cyborg Master (prolific actor who starred in 121 films, including Future War and Samurai Cop)
• Mel Novak as SWAT Leader
• Forrest J Ackerman as Park Victim
• Solly Assa as Cyborg Dominic

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They've been around for 600 years...and they're very, VERY bad at podcasting. This week Analog Jones takes a look at John Carpenter's Vampires from 1998!

Quick Facts Directed by John Carpenter Special Effects Makeup Artist Greg Nicotero Based on Vampires by John Steakley Distributed by Sony Pictures Released on October 30, 1998 Budget: $20 million Box office: $20.3 million  Rotten Tomatoes: 43% Tomatometer / 47% Audience score

Main Cast James Woods as John "Jack" Crow (who will NOT be speaking at the DNC convention this summer) Daniel Baldwin as Tony Montoya (sadly killed when the Canadians bombed the Baldwins in 1999) Sheryl Lee as Katrina Tim Guinee as Father Adam Guiteau Thomas Ian Griffith as Jan Valek Maximilian Schell as Cardinal Alba Mark Boone Junior as Catlin (always an awesome, gritty dude) Gregory Sierra as Father Giovanni

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Terror has a reflection of its own...and it looks a lot like Analog Jones. We continue the back half Amityville franchise reviews with Amityville: The Next Generation from 1993. 

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Listen to our Past Amityville Movie Reviews The Amityville Horror (1979) Amityville Horror 2: The Possession (1982) Amityville 3D (1983) Amityville 4: The Evil Escapes (1989) The Amityville Curse (1990) Amityville: It's About Time (1992) Amityville: Dollhouse (1996) and Amityville: The Awakening (2017)

Beyond time...beyond evil...beyond Analog Jones! We return to finish our Amityville franchise review from our 2020 Halloween special. This week we watch and discuss Amityville: It's About Time from 1992. 

Quick Facts Directed by Tony Randel Written by John G. Jones, Christopher DeFaria, and Antonio Toro Distributed by FremantleMedia North America Released July 16, 1992 (Straight to Video)

Starring Stephen Macht as Jacob Sterling Shawn Weatherly as Andrea Livingston Megan Ward as Lisa Sterling Damon Martin Rusty Sterling Jonathan Penner as Dr. Leonard Stafford

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Listen to our Past Amityville Movie Reviews The Amityville Horror (1979) Amityville Horror 2: The Possession (1982) Amityville 3D (1983) Amityville 4: The Evil Escapes (1989) The Amityville Curse (1990)

Come do the freaky thing this week and listen to Analog Jones Freaked (1993) Movie Review! 

Quick Facts Directed by Alex Winter and Tom Stern Written by Tim Burns, Tom Stern, and Alex Winter Distributed by 20th Century Fox Release date: October 1, 1993 Budget: $12 million Box Office: $29, 296

Starring Alex Winter as Ricky Coogin Michael Stoyanov as Ernie Megan Ward as Julie Randy Quaid as Eihiah C. Skuggs Keanu Reeves as Ortiz the Dog Boy (uncredited) Mr. T as The Bearded Lady Bobcat Goldthwait as Sockhead Derek McGrath as Worm Jeff Kahn as Nosey John Hawkes as Cowboy William Sadler as Dick Brian

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Ancient Japan, 1593. Without a map. Without a clue. Without a pizza. Without fun! Analog Jones completes its Turtle's franchise review with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III from 1993. 

Quick Facts Directed by Stuart Gillard Written by Stuart Gillard Based on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles by Kevin Eastman and Peter Laird Production companies: New Line Cinema, Golden Harvest Productions, and Clearwater Holdings Distributed by New Line Cinema Budget: $24 million Box office: $54.4 million

Starring Paige Turco as April O'Neill Elias Koteas as Casey/Whit Stuart Wilson as Walker John Aylward as Niles Sab Shimono as Lord Norinaga Vivian Wu as Mitsu Voice Cast Brian Tochi as Leonardo Corey Feldman as Donatello Tim Kelleher as Raphael Robbie Rist as Michelangelo James Murray as Splinter

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Analog Jones's TMNT franchise review is back by bodacious demand. This week we break down Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Secret of the Ooze from 1991. 

Quick Facts Directed by Michael Pressman Written by Todd W. Langen Production Companies: New Line Cinema, Golden Harvest Productions, Mirage Enterprises, and Northshore investments Distributed by New Line Cinema and 20th Century Fox Release Date: March 22, 1991 Budget: $25 Million Box Office: $78.6 Million

Starring Paige Turco as April O'Neil David Warner as Professor Jordan Perry Ernie Reyes Jr as Keno Francois Chau as The Shredder Kevin Nash as Surer Shredder Toshishiro Obata as Tatsu Voice Cast Brian Tochi as Leonardo Robbie Rist as Michelangelo Adam Carl as Donatello Laurie Faso as Raphael Kevin Clash as Splinter How to find Analog Jones Discuss these movies and more on our Facebook page.

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They're mean, green, and on the big screen!!!! Analog Jones reviews The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie from 1990. Hey dude, this is NO cartoon!!! 

Quick Facts Directed by Steve Barron Screenplay by Todd W. Langen and Bobby Herbeck Story by Bobby Herbeck Based on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles by Kevin Eastman and Peter Laird Production companies: 888 Productions, Golden Harvest Productions, and Limelight Entertainment Distributed by New Line Cinema Release Date: March 30, 1990 Budge: $13.5 million Box Office: $202 million

Starring: Judith Hoag as April O'Neil Elias Koteas as Casey Jones Jay Patterson as Charles Pennington Michael Turney as Danny Pennington James Saito as Orodu Saki / The Shredder Toshishiro Obata as Tatsu Voice Actors: Brian Tochi as Leonardo Corey Feldman as Donatello Josh Pais as Raphael Robbie Rist as Michelangelo Kevin Clash as Splinter

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The Dark Knight and TMNT meet Analog Jones! We finish off our Batman Animated Movie Month with a new-ish movie. This week we review Batman vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2019).

Quick Facts Directed by Jake Castorena Written by Marly Halpem-Graser Production companies: Nickelodeon Animation, Warner Bros. Animation, and DC Entertainment Distributed by Warner Bros. Home Entertainment Release Date: May 14, 2019

Starring:  Troy Baker as Batman/Joker Eric Bauza as Leonardo Darren Criss as Raphael Baron Vaughn as Donatello Kyle Mooney as Michelangelo Ben Giroux as Robin Rachel Bloom as Batgirl Brian George as Alred Pennyworth Andrew Kishino as Shredder Cas Anvar as Ra's al Ghul

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