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12. Legit Cleaning Tips
02 déc. 2024
00:11:49
Alexine gives you the nitty gritty on cleaning; it's more interesting than you might expect. She brags about her new arrangement for hair care. She gets into the dollars and (non) cents of her (soon to be EX) boss' business. She describes the right time and place to get a cocaine habit.
SFX from Artlist, Zapsplat, and Freesound.org; Specifically: WolfieRankin, ShimSewn, Reitanna, HeyMelzy
Credit: Black Christmas (1974) Inside Out (2015) Batman, (1966) Ghosts N Stuff, deadmau5 Taxman, The Beatles The Golden Child (1986)
11. The Reverend, Liquid Cocaine & Nourishing Deodorant
02 déc. 2024
00:12:59
Alexine lets her hair down and has some FUN with her friend Sheen, another 'double bubble'! The rockabilly world is working for them both. She pontificates on the sexiness of women in all sizes. She manages to get through another day of cleaning while hung-the-fuck-over.
SFX: from Artlist, Zapsplat, and Freesound.org; Specifically: Gaiterjay, LeeMuffin, RomanHoltwick, SystemShock, OwlStorm, Tomlija, Escortmarius, StarvingPony, CaseyMoura, Florianreiche, FelixBlume, ArtNinja
Credit: Galaxy 500, The Reverend Horton Heat Echoes of the Past, Max Hixon Cheech & Chong Up in Smoke (1978) Tropic Thunder (2008) Cristela (2014) The Loved Ones (1965) Terry Crews, Old Spice
Alexine introduces us to some of her fav classic podcasts and explains what it's like to hear Americans talk about things now that she lives outside of the States; Dear Gawd. She compares the beloved Dyson stick vac with old-school carpet suckers. She shares a true poo confession and her frustration with dog-fuckers. And elaborates on a few feats from her glory days before being fired at the Resort. Then starts to think seriously about quitting the cleaning company she works for and poaching her clients on the way out...
SFX from Artlist, Zapsplat, and Freesound.org; Specifically: HDvideoguy, Samuel, Craigsmith, JellyDaisies, SuddenDice, SamanthaCastleberry, Qubodup, Kyles, SacredMatt
Credit: Marilyn Monroe Give Peace a Chance, John Lennon and Yoko Ono Little Shop of Horrors (1986) MSE-6 Droid, Star Wars (1980) MIL@PIT Elmore Safe Oh Brother Where Art Though (2000) The 3 Stooges 300 (2006)
Alexine tells us more than we want to know about her should pain relief and having a 'moment' on a massage table. Her love for dog breasts, yes, dog breasts. And we hear about the first time she took her 14 year old son Harvey to the hospital after a reaction to his latest drug of choice.
SFX from Artlist, Zapsplat, and Freesound.org; Specifically: innominatus, ertfelda, tourismandhospitality
Credit: Fresh bowl, Ally McBeal Turtle head, Fat Bastard, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me Family Feud and Aubrey Sharp as Harvey
Alexine introduces us to a couple of cleans in luxury homes; one is stark and cold, the other is cluttered and cozy. She compares her pained body to the ladies of these grand properties. She finds friendship with Cairo, the family dog, even if her shoulders pay the price.
SFX from Artlist, Zapsplat, and Freesound.org; Specifically: zaku18, matrixxx.
Credit: eerie choir, 2001: Space Odyssey stay on target, Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope Marge groan, The Simpsons
7. The Fall of the Bigfoot Believer & Welfare Tupperware
02 janv. 2024
00:15:47
Alexine reflects on what exactly ruined the perfect bulge, that whole soul mate idea and yet another level of self care. The likelihood of a 'lipless wonder'... is that even possible?!? Oh and ball trimmers... I used a few seconds of Capricho Arabe by Nylon Bliss and added the entire song at the end of the episode because it's incredible and you will LOVE it!
SFX from Artlist, Zapsplat, and Freesound.org; Specifically: knightof chaos, shesaystv, reitanna, erokia, hardwareshaba.
Alexine shares her current car woes, looks back on childhood beaters and wonders whether or not backyard mechanics need penises or not. This episode's artwork shows her in her home away from home; ready to launch a wad of what? And you'll find out about her handy friend who now sports a penis. Wow, that's a lot of penises in an episode description.
Credit: The Princess Bride movie
Artlist Music: Magnify - Aves Pour Me a Cup of That - Novembers Love on the Dance Floor - WEARETHEGOOD
Alexine has a tasty experience while cruising the deli section. She tells you about some of the wide variety of characters that she cleans for. And oh, then there's Apollo... just wait til you hear about him!
Credit: What What - Brick City Kids How Do You Want It - 2Pac I'm Alright - Mop Top Street Dreams - Nas Gin and Juice - Snoop Dogg - performed by Richard Cheese
Artlist Music: Mojave Sojourn - Stephen Beddall Hot Sunset - Tony Peterson Good Vibes Only - Balloon Planet
Alexine gets real about body image, Facebook dating, sexual attraction and arousal when you're over 50. And yes, that's Bigfoot serving her and her coffee date... check it out! Again, brace yourself!
Artlist music: Temperatura - Yarin Primak Northern Lights - Borden Lulu Think About Lights - Ben Fox Afterparty - Balloon Planet
This episode takes you from sex toys to YouTuber Angry Grandpa to big fat buds...
Alexine is tantalized by her friend's tasty sex life while she plows on through her new 'career' choice. She eludes to her son and his choices of YouTubers.
You can view the visual / video version of this episode here. You will need to sign into your YouTube account and confirm that you are 18+ because of this episode's artwork, Brad Collins' cheeky cowgirl. In fact, the image is so risqué that Spotify removed this episode because of it! I added the CENSORED label and resubmitted; hopefully that change will allow it to be listed on Spotify.
Reviews from the video (same audio as podcast):
Love it️️. Thanks for putting it into words -- Lela P. | Airbnb superstar
Absolutely hilarious! Good job! -- Karen A. | F&B OG
Some real nitty grittys in here. I like it! Lookin forward to the next episode. -- Darius K. | ultimate frisbee fool
Another great chapter! Moving along nicely and I can't wait to see where this goes! Great story development! -- Zane S. | broadcaster Vancouver Island
Artlist music: Gotta Keep Goin - MILANO Take It Home - TY SIMON Taste Of Freedom - S BEDDALL Get Over It - LIGHTBOYS Angel Disco - REX BANNER Rio - SERGE QUADRADO Aura - MAGIKSOLO
This episode takes you from The Zohan to Joey Diaz to The Revenant... Find out about Alexine's humble digs, her beloved old dog and her love of getting crafty! Learn more about her son Harvey and his own story telling skills. <<<if you listened to this episode (#3) on Spotify and you're wondering where #2 is, then Spotify still doesn't like the censored version of the artwork. Follow this link to the YouTube vid OR find it on Apple podcasts, ListenNotes, Deezer, Pocket Casts, Podchaser, Player FM, and it should show up on iHeart radio and Alexa / TuneIn any day.>> Credit: Don't Mess With The Zohan Joey Diaz - A Santeria Prediction - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored Joey Diaz on Joe Rogan Experience Short
Artlist music: Autumn Waves - REX BANNER Still Got The Fuse - RAN RAITEN Cool Cats - FAMILY KUSH Keeping Routine - RAN RAITEN Everlasting Flower - DaniHaDani SFX: Zapslat
This episode takes you from Dexter's Doakes to Suicidal Tendencies to penny pinching... Alexine gets fired from her management job and starts a not-so-glamourous chapter of her life on the beautiful BC coast. #makemoistgreatagain
A YouTube video of this first episode was created thanks to a grant from Canada Media Fund / TeleFilm. You can view the visual / video version of this episode here. .... <<<if you listened to this episode (#1) on Spotify and you're wondering why the next one is #3, not #2, then Spotify still doesn't like the censored version of the artwork. Follow this link to the YouTube vid OR find it on Apple podcasts, ListenNotes, Deezer, Pocket Casts, Podchaser, Player FM, and it should show up on iHeart radio and Alexa / TuneIn any day.>> Reviews for the video version (same audio as this podcast) :____
OMG, I just totally enjoyed your video! Can't wait for the next and I hope your snatch is fine! LOL -- Shelley F. | lawn mowing horse woman
Congratulations on producing a really unique, relevant and entertaining piece. I look forward to the rest of them! -- Claudia M. | filmmaker/writer/educator/visual artist
Alexine is a transparently honest, ribald romp of an experience that not one woman who has either been there or almost been there should miss. Whether you can relate or not, this book brings the reader into the mighty fold of a bright, witty woman being real on a level like no one else can claim. And it's animated with sound! Best kind of vicarious cleaning fun you can have in your own comfy armchair life. You'll wish Alexine was your best friend. -- Marcine P. | Badass, Vilcabamba Ecuador
Artlist musicians: Gotta Keep Goin' - MILANO Free Fallin - TY SIMON Memory - MAGIKSOLO The Bounce - BEN FOX