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| Home Movies To Die For: Projecting The Horrors of SINISTER | 04 Aug 2026 | 00:56:08 | |
"Don't worry Daddy, I'll make you famous again." In this spine-tingling and hilarious episode of Ahh! You Scared Me, Mike and Katie settle into the living room to review the 2012 supernatural horror hit, Sinister. Directed by Scott Derrickson and co-written by C. Robert Cargill, this found-footage hybrid takes ghost stories, true crime obsession, and creepy home movies to an unsettling, lawnmower-fueled level.
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Note: This episode contains major spoilers and an excessive amount of super 8 reel debate. | |||
| Button, Button, Who's Got The Button!: Digesting Drag Me To Hell | 22 Jul 2026 | 00:55:56 | |
"Get Your Filthy Pig Knuckle Off My Desk!" In this curse-ridden episode of Ahh! You Scared Me, Mike and Katie attempt to avoid eternal damnation as they review Sam Raimi's 2009 supernatural horror-comedy classic, Drag Me to Hell. From flies and demonic goats to extreme cheek-gumming and questionable car-park security, the hosts dissect some of the gross-out moments and campy scares. Hosts: Mike Woodhams and Katie Long Director: Sam Raimi Cast: Alison Lohman, Justin Long, Lorna Raver Podcast Segments
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Next Week: We’re heading up to the attic, ignoring every obvious red flag, and unboxing the ultimate nightmare fuel for 2012's supernatural creep-fest, Sinister! Note: This episode contains major spoilers and an unreasonable amount of mouth-related grossness, | |||
| Mutant Mayhem: Road-tripping Through The Hills Have Eyes | 14 Jul 2026 | 00:56:03 | |
"Daddy!" In this hilarious and horror-filled episode of Ahh! You Scared Me, Mike and Katie venture deep into the desert to review the 2006 American horror remake, The Hills Have Eyes. Directed by Alexandre Aja and based on Wes Craven’s 1977 classic, this movie takes survival horror to an entirely new, mutated level. Hosts: Mike Woodhams and Katie Long Director: Alexandre Aja Cast: Aaron Stanford, Kathleen Quinlan, Vinessa Shaw, Emilie de Ravin Podcast Segments
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Next Week: We're cursing our buttons and preparing to bargain with the Lamia for Sam Raimi's 2009 supernatural horror-comedy classic, Drag Me to Hell! Note: This episode contains major spoilers, a high volume of mutant talk, and explicit proof that Mike shouldn't be left in charge of the audio recorder. | |||
| Ghosting the Group Chat: Screen-Sharing Our Breakdown of Unfriended | 10 Jun 2026 | 00:56:08 | |
Join Katie and Mike in this week's episode of Ahh! You Scared Me, as they log on, video chat, and dive headfirst into the 2014 supernatural screen-life horror film, Unfriended. Directed by Leo Gabriadze and produced by Timur Bekmambetov, this found-footage style film unfolds entirely over a teenager's MacBook screen. The duo breaks down the movie's unique pacing, the early 2010s technology nostalgia and the sheer terror of an untargeted spirit taking over a Skype group call. From digital footprints to gruesome, involuntary blender accidents, your hosts discuss the ultimate teenage nightmare of online bullying coming back from the dead to haunt you.
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Next Week: We're packing up the station wagon and heading into the desert for Wes Craven's brutal 2006 remake, The Hills Have Eyes! Note: This episode contains adult themes, strong language, and enough talk about vintage social media layouts to make you feel ancient. | |||
| The Street Where You Live: Inspecting the House at the End of the Street | 02 Jun 2026 | 00:54:26 | |
"I'm not Carrie-Anne!" In this episode of Ahh! You Scared Me, Mike and Katie wonder into the cul-de-sac of horror as they deep-dive into the 2012 psychological thriller House at the End of the Street. Directed by Mark Tonderai, the film stars a pre-Hunger Games Jennifer Lawrence, Elisabeth Shue, and Max Thieriot in a story about a mother and daughter who move next door to a house with a grim, bloody history. From a weirdly intense debate about climbing trees to escape killers to a real-life horror haunting in the studio, the duo unpacks why this horror movie might actually just be a thriller in disguise.
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Next Week: We’re logging on to see why exactly we've been Unfriended Note: This episode contains spoilers, strong language, and a real-life attic haunting that makes our host say Ahh! You Scared Me | |||
| Snow Place To Hide: Assimilating The Thing | 27 May 2026 | 00:59:40 | |
In this spine-chilling yet hilarious episode of Ahh! You Scared Me, Mike and Katie brave the sub-zero temperatures of Antarctica to review John Carpenter’s 1982 sci-fi horror masterpiece, The Thing. Starring a rugged, beard-heavy Kurt Russell and featuring some of the most jaw-dropping practical special effects in cinematic history, this film redefines the fear of isolation, paranoia, and body horror. From calculating exactly how long it would take the alien parasite to infect the global population to questioning why there are no women, the duo breaks down why this cult classic still gives us the creeps. Hosts: Mike Woodhams and Katie Long Director: John Carpenter Cast: Kurt Russell, Wilford Brimley, Keith David Podcast Segments
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Next Week: We're uncovering secrets down the block as we dive into the 2012 psychological thriller House at the End of the Street, starring Jennifer Lawrence! Note: This episode contains major spoilers, a symphony of bodily functions, and enough talk about shape-shifting parasites to make you look very suspiciously at your family dog. | |||
| Eye See You: Looking Into Jeepers Creepers | 19 May 2026 | 00:58:15 | |
"Where'd you get those peepers?" In this episode of Ahh! You Scared Me, Mike and Katie get uncomfortably close to the 2001 creature feature, Jeepers Creepers. Written and directed by Victor Salva, the movie stars Gina Phillips and Justin Long as a brother and sister driving home for spring break who cross paths with a flesh-eating ancient demon. From the legendary highway opening to the sheer frustration of why characters never just keep driving, the duo breaks down the ultimate road trip from hell. Hosts: Mike Woodhams and Katie Long Director: Victor Salva Cast: Gina Phillips, Justin Long, Jonathan Breck Podcast Segments
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Next Week: We’re heading to Antarctica to face John Carpenter’s 1982 masterpiece, The Thing! Get ready for extreme isolation, dog-kennel nightmares, and the ultimate game of "Who is human?"—just don't let anyone hold the blood-testing kit. Note: This episode contains spoilers, adult language, and enough discussion about 'filthy pants' to make you do your laundry immediately. | |||
| Two Become One: Sticking with Together | 12 May 2026 | 00:54:28 | |
"If we don't split now, it'll be much harder later." In this episode of Ahh! You Scared Me, Mike and Katie get uncomfortably close to the 2025 supernatural body horror film, Together. Written and directed by Michael Shanks, the movie stars real-life couple Dave Franco and Alison Brie as a pair who find themselves physically fusing together after a trip to a mysterious cave. From the yuck factor to the logistics of a shared limb, the duo breaks down the ultimate fear of codependency. Hosts: Mike Woodhams and Katie Long Director: Michael Shanks Cast: Dave Franco, Alison Brie Podcast Segments
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Note: This episode contains spoilers, and enough talk about fused limbs to make you want to stand at least six feet away from everyone you love. | |||
| Clowning Around: Abaddon All Hope at Hell House LLC | 05 May 2026 | 00:50:44 | |
"I'm in a better place now" In this episode of Ahh! You Scared Me, Mike and Katie check into the notorious Abaddon Hotel to review the found-footage cult sensation, Hell House LLC. From the unsettling stillness of basement mannequins to the biblical weight of the name, the duo breaks down why this slow-burn nightmare still manages to deliver one of the most effective scares in modern horror. Hosts: Mike Woodhams, Katie Long Director: Stephen Cognetti Cast: Ryan Jennifer Jones, Danny Bellini, Gore Abrams Podcast Segments
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Next Week: Things are getting intimate with 2025 body horror sensation Together Note: This episode contains spoilers, discussions of "spitty lips," and enough clown talk to make you check behind your shower curtain. | |||
| Tube Be or Not Tube Be: Down and Out with Creep | 27 Apr 2026 | 00:54:32 | |
In this episode of Ahh! You Scared Me, Mike and Katie descend into the grimy depths of the London Underground to review the 2004 British horror cult classic, Creep. From the gritty realism of sewer maintenance to the terrifying possibility of missing the last train, the duo breaks down why this subterranean nightmare still a total trip twenty years later. Hosts: Mike Woodhams, Katie Long Director: Christopher Smith Cast: Franka Potente, Jeremy Sheffield, Vas Blackwood, Ken Campbell Episode Highlights The discussion begins in the dark, damp labyrinth of the London sewer system, where Mike and Katie explore the tension inherent in the early scenes, before diving into the classic horror tropes that lead a pair of maintenance workers right into the monster's path. The conversation shifts to the protagonist's questionable life choices—specifically, her decision to take a subway nap after a night of partying! Trapped in a locked station after hours—the hosts debate the plausibility of her predicament and the desperation that leads a person to brave the Tube just to meet a celebrity. As things get weirder, the pair gets up close and personal with film’s central antagonist and the disturbing environment he calls home. They delve into the "Creep's" backstory, analysing how his behavior serves as a twisted, instinctive mimicry of medical procedures he observed in his youth. Mike and Katie break down the brutal final confrontation and the irony of the film's conclusion. They weigh the visceral horror of the underground against the everyday indifference of the city above or is the the real monster just the London Underground’s lack of phone signal. Podcast Segments
Find us on social media: @AhhYouScaredMePodcast Email us: ahhyouscaredmepodcast@gmail.com Next Week: We're checking in, but we might not check out. Watch the 2015 found-footage haunting Hell House LLC before the next episode! Note: This episode contains spoilers, strong language, and extended periods of laughter | |||
| Something In The Air: Unearthing The Cabin In The Woods | 20 Apr 2026 | 00:54:12 | |
"You know, I don't even think Curt has a cousin" In this episode of Ahh! You Scared Me, Mike and Katie venture deep into the forest to review the 2011 meta-horror masterpiece, The Cabin in the Woods. From pheromone-induced bad decisions to the meticulous bureaucracy of a monster-filled lab, the duo breaks down why this film is the ultimate love letter to the horror genre. Hosts: Mike Woodhams, Katie Long Director: Drew Goddard Cast: Kristen Connolly, Chris Hemsworth, Anna Hutchison, Fran Kranz, Jesse Williams, Sigourney Weaver Mike kicks off the discussion by highlighting the strong connection to Buffy the Vampire Slayer, noting that the underground lab feels like a direct evolution of 'The Initiative' seen in the show's fourth season. This lab serves as the hub for a global ritual where archetypes—specifically the Whore, the Athlete, the Scholar, the Fool, and the Virgin—are chemically manipulated through pheromones and hair dye to ensure they play their roles for the Ancient Gods living beneath the earth. The pair dives into the meticulously organized bureaucracy of the lab, focusing on the iconic whiteboard betting pool where technicians gamble on which nightmare will be released, ranging from the Zombie Redneck Torture Family to the Sugarplum Fairy and a surprisingly lethal unicorn. They analyze the tension building as the characters explore the basement, eventually triggering the ritual by reading from a Latin diary—a move Mike and Katie agree is the ultimate "why did they do that" moment. As the episode reaches its climax, they discuss the System Purge, where every monster in the catalog is released to slaughter the lab staff, and the final confrontation with the Director, played by Sigourney Weaver. Ultimately, Mike and Katie debate whether the true villains are the ancient gods or the indifferent office workers who treat world-ending sacrifices like a mundane 9-to-5 job. Find us on social media: @AhhYouScaredMePodcast Email us: ahhyouscaredmepodcast@gmail.com Next Week: Its the sound of the underground. Watch Creep (2004) before the next episode! Note: This episode contains spoilers, strong language, and a heated debate over whether a ballerina with teeth for a face is scarier than a merman. | |||
| What's Your Favourite Scary Movie?: Taking A Stab At Scream | 13 Apr 2026 | 00:48:13 | |
In this episode of Ahh! You Scared Me, hosts Mike and Katie huddle in Mike's haunted attic to review the 1996 slasher masterpiece, Scream; the film that revitalized the horror genre by deconstructing slasher clichés and openly referencing the rules of horror cinema. Hosts: Mike Woodhams, Katie Long Director: Wes Craven Cast: Neve Campbell, Courteney Cox, David Arquette, Drew Barrymore, Matthew Lillard Do you like scary movies? Better yet, do you like movies that know they’re scary movies? Join the duo as they discuss the iconic opening scene with Drew Barrymore, from Hitchcock hair references to Wes Craven's cameo as Fred the janitor and they touch on the endless list of horror Easter Eggs hidden throughout the script. They discuss why Ghostface is a uniquely clumsy—yet effective—villain, the surprisingly gruesome nature of the kills and why does Principal Himbry keep touching his students faces? Find us on social media at @AhhYouScaredMePodcast Email us at ahhyouscaredmepodcast@gmail.com Note: This episode contains spoilers, strong language, and a healthy dose of peer pressure. | |||
| Don't Sift Through The Poo: Losing The Plot With Saw | 07 Apr 2026 | 01:00:40 | |
In this episode of Ahh! You Scared Me, Mike and Katie explore the high-stakes 2004 horror hit, Saw. Hosts: Mike Woodhams, Katie Long Director: James Wan Cast: Leigh Whannell, Cary Elwes, Danny Glover This week, the duo dives head-first into a dirty bathroom to debate the real horrors of Jigsaw’s games. Join Mike and Katie as they tackle the film's most pressing questions: Why does Adam insist on sifting through the poo in the toilet before checking the cistern? Why is the doctor’s alibi so flimsy? And most importantly, would Mike and Katie actually survive an escape from Jigsaw's lair? From Annoyance over Billy the Puppet’s logistical nightmare of a tricycle to their deep-seated suspicion of Zep/Zap/Zip the orderly, no bathroom tile is left unturned. They also explore the "Goo-Goo-Gadget" nature of Jigsaw’s traps and why a hacksaw is apparently the only tool nobody knows how to use properly. It’s an episode packed with nostalgia, bad acting critiques, and a very serious discussion on whether men really wash their hands after the bathroom Find us on social media at @AhhYouScaredMePodcast Email us at ahhyouscaredmepodcast@gmail.com Note: This episode contains spoilers, strong language, and bad outfits | |||
| Cloudy With A Chance Of Teeth: Weathering The Storm With Sharknado | 30 Mar 2026 | 01:05:56 | |
"Trust me, if there's one thing I know, it's the timing of waves" In this episode of Ahh! You Scared Me?, Mike and Katie review the 2013 disaster film Sharknado. They discuss the plot, the special effects, the acting, and some of the more ridiculous moments in the movie. Hosts: Mike Woodhams, Katie Long Director: Anthony C. Ferrante Cast: Tara Reid, Ian Ziering, John Heard Grab your umbrellas and your heavy machinery—the forecast is calling for a torrential downpour of teeth. This week, hosts Katie and Mike analyse the science-fiction action-comedy-horror-disaster (yes, all of them) masterpiece, Sharknado. Join the pair as they discuss the solid acting choices, shit CGI, and the eternal mystery of why the "world-famous surfer" Finn has so many chainsaws just lying around. From school bus rescues to the iconic final leap of faith, they leave no shark un-gutted. It’s an episode packed with nostalgia, questionable physics, and an investigation into why the timing of waves is the only thing Finn actually knows.
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| Snot Your Average Camping Trip: Getting Lost In The Blair Witch Project | 24 Mar 2026 | 01:00:29 | |
Is there anything scarier than being lost in the woods with Heather and her map? This week, hosts Katie and Mike break down the movie that re-ignited the found footage genre. They explore the folklore of Burkittsville, the bizarre presence of "blue jelly" on camping gear, and debate the logistics of screaming without a tongue. Plus they discuss the enduring mystery of whether it was the witch, Rustin Parr, or just three very lost students in a cursed wood. It’s an episode full of laughs, nostalgia, and a few "dead serious" questions about survival. Note: This episode contains strong language and spoilers for the film. | |||
| An Official Meat-and-Greet: Dissecting The Texas Chainsaw Massacre | 17 Mar 2026 | 01:09:12 | |
Grab your favourite skin mask and settle in as Mike Woodhams and Katie Long take a hilarious and horrifying deep dive into the 1974 masterpiece, The Texas Chain Saw Massacre. In this episode, the duo explores the gritty, low-budget world created by Tobe Hooper, questioning everything from the group's terrible decision-making skills to the bizarre interior design choices of the Sawyer family. Whether you’re a die-hard slasher fan or just someone who enjoys a good laugh at a "dead badger bag," this episode is a cut above the rest. Note: This episode contains strong language and spoilers for the film. | |||
| Heads Will Roll: Discussing Hereditary | 06 Mar 2026 | 00:41:17 | |
Join hosts Mike Woodhams and Katie Long in the spooky loft for the very first episode of Ahh! You Scared Me. This week, they’re keeping their heads while diving into Ari Aster's 2018 masterpiece, Hereditary. From the subtle clues hidden in plain sight to the most shocking moments of decapitation, Mike and Katie break down the grief, the cult, and the terrifying transition of Paimon. | |||