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How to handle an unexpected pregnancy in your 40s. A long-time listener who never wanted kids of his own—and who didn't think it was even possible—discovers that his 42-year-old wife is pregnant. So Adam, Ben and Andrew compete to see who can give the best advice on how to handle the situation. Featuring standup comedy from Jordan Doll at our live show! LINKS: See the Grawlix live at High Plains Comedy Festival, September 19th-21st! See Andrew and Ben telling true stories at The Phoenix in Denver on September 5th! See Adam performing at Lulu's Downtown in Colorado Springs on Friday, September 13th! Check out Adam's special, Wallpaper, and Ben's special, Hyena, which is now available on Hulu! Support us on Patreon for access to ad-free episodes, birthday shout-outs, stickers, exclusive merch, our podcast-within-the-podcast Boi Crazy, bonus videos and so much more Give us a follow and say hello on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, Facebook, YouTube and Discord! Swaddle yer bod in official Grawlix merch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

How to be civil about politics when the world is burning. You know the boys love fixing each and every one of your lives, but when a listener asks Adam, Ben, and Andrew how to talk to co-workers about the upcoming election without pissing anyone off, the veracity of the Riff City Brain Trust is put to the ultimate test.  Featuring standup comedy from we Grawlix three at our live show! LINKS: See the Grawlix live at the world-famous Bug Theatre in Denver, Colorado on Saturday, August 31st with Hannah Jones and Brian Sullivan! See Andrew and Ben telling true stories at The Phoenix in Denver on September 5th! Check out Adam's special, Wallpaper, and Ben's special, Hyena, which is now available on Hulu! Support us on Patreon for access to ad-free episodes, birthday shout-outs, stickers, exclusive merch, our podcast-within-the-podcast Boi Crazy, bonus videos and so much more Give us a follow and say hello on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, Facebook, YouTube and Discord! Swaddle yer bod in official Grawlix merch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys take a friendship quiz. All these people have been writing letters, asking the supposed Grawlix "Super Friends" for advice, but are these three best guys even really that close?! We take some bullshit online test and find out! On this VERY special episode of Grawlix Saves the World. Featuring standup comedy from Caroline Williams at our live show! LINKS: See the Grawlix live at the world-famous Bug Theatre in Denver, Colorado on Saturday, May 25th with Ahmed Baroocha, Bryan Cook, and Morgan Gallo! See Adam perform his one-man show, Happy Place, at Dynasty Typewriter in Los Angeles on June 19th! See Andrew hosting The Narrators at Buntport Theater in Denver on June 19th! See Andrew performing at The Enthusiasts in Denver on June 21st! See Ben and Andrew performing at Bryan Cook's Competitive Erotic Fan Fiction in Denver on July 1st! Check out Adam's special, Wallpaper, and Ben's special, Hyena! Support us on Patreon for access to ad-free episodes, birthday shout-outs, stickers, exclusive merch, our podcast-within-the-podcast Boi Crazy, bonus videos and so much more Give us a follow and say hello on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, Facebook, YouTube and Discord! Swaddle yer bod in official Grawlix merch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys try to scare the bejesus out of each other through horror movies. If you're a fan of the pod, you know that Andrew and Adam have been going pretty hard at ole Ben Roy lately with a string of challenges designed to make him face his fears. So, in this episode, Ben turns the tables—well, on Adam, anyway—by forcing him to watch the scariest horror movies that the trio can muster. The boys give themselves one week to watch three films: The Descent, Gaia, and The Exorcism of Emily Rose. Andrew, who loves horror movies, is happier than a pig in shit, but his time is coming as well. [insert horror cliffhanger violin screech] Featuring standup comedy clips from Jordan Doll and Debra DiGiovanni! LINKS: Visit our Patreon page for ad-free episodes, bonus content, exclusive merch, a video message from Ben, a birthday shout-out and more! We've got new merch! Follow The Grawlix on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook See Adam headlining at Comedy Works Downtown in Denver, CO on November 10th See Ben headlining at Savage Henry Comedy Club in Eureka, CA on November 12th-13th Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Behold! It's another episode of our pod within the pod, Boi Crazy! Baseball season has come to an end and the World Series is underway—far away—which has us feeling wistful for those hunktastic homerun heroes of the Colorado Rockies in the 1990s, the Blake Street Bombers. In this very important and extremely necessary episode of Boi Crazy, we earnestly objectify baseball legends Larry Walker, Andrés Galarraga, Vinny Castillo, Dante Bichette, and Ellis Burks. Don't know a thing about the Colorado Rockies? Don't like baseball? It really doesn't matter! Slip on your hunk-judging goggles and sneak into the dugout with us. And if you are a baseball fan—especially a fan of the Rockies—hoo doggy, buckle up. You are in for a treat. Click here for the uncut and uncensored video of this episode, where you can see us reacting to photos of these hunks in real time! We'll be back next Tuesday with a brand-new episode of The Grawlix Saves the World. Until then, stay Boi Crazy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys "live off the land" by tasting some exotic mountain meats. Live podcast episode! We eat exotic mountain meats cooked by Producer Ron and Ben's son Milo! Yes, even Ben, who's a vegetarian! Earlier this month, we were invited to perform at the opening weekend at TACAW (The Arts Campus at Willits), an amazing new venue north of Aspen in Basalt, Colorado. The mountain peaks were dusted with snow, and the aspen leaves were popping off, and we Grawlix three were just feeling, like, really connected to nature, you know? So, we decided to try "living off the land" in front of a live audience—a.k.a. tasting three mystery dishes featuring iconic Colorado animals—all lovingly prepared by Producer Ron and Ben's son Milo. Did we all die of food poisoning? Listen and find out!  Featuring standup comedy clips from Janae Burris and Chris Fairbanks! LINKS: See the Grawlix live at Altercation Comedy Festival in Austin, TX on October 27th See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre in Denver, CO on October 30th with Josh Blue, Brandon Patrick, and Kate Strobel! Check out Adam's new album, "Hot Takes," streaming exclusively on Pandora Get some %#!*$ merch! Follow The Grawlix on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook Want ad-free episodes, bonus content, merch and more? Visit our Patreon page! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ben tackles one of his biggest fears. Adam and Andrew come along for the ride. If there's one thing that The Grawlix Saves the World is about, it's friends helping friends overcome. We always strive to provide a helping hand to one another, so that we may better surmount difficult, emotional hurdles. However, this episode features none of that. Andrew and Adam find out Ben is afraid of rollercoasters, so they make him ride one, like sadistic, unlicensed therapists. Featuring standup comedy clips from Georgia Comstock and Myq Kaplan! Click here to see photos of our trip to the amusement park for free on Patreon! LINKS: See the Grawlix LIVE on October 30th at the Bug Theatre in Denver with Josh Blue, Brandon Patrick, and Kate Strobel! Get some %#!*$ merch! Follow The Grawlix on Twitter and Instagram Want ad-free episodes, bonus content, merch and more? Visit our Patreon page! See Andrew and Ben at the Colexico Experience in Trinidad, CO and Raton, NM on October 15-17! See Ben at Comedy Works South in Denver on October 21! See Ben at Comedy House New Orleans on October 22-23! Order Andrew's new post-apocalyptic gaspunk western role-playing game, Duster! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If you could write a letter to your adolescent self—a missive from the future to a younger, impressionable you—what would you say? And would you read that letter in front of an audience, and then let it be judged by your comedian friends Rory Scovel and Daniel Van Kirk, hosts of the amazing Pen Pals podcast?! The Grawlix boys would. And the result is a live show for the ages.  Featuring standup comedy from Ester Steinberg and David Perdue! Enjoy! LINKS: Get tickets to see The Grawlix live at the Arts Campus at Willits in Basalt, Colorado RSVP to see a live recording of The Grawlix Saves the World for FREE NEW MERCH, WHO DIS? Follow The Grawlix on Twitter and Instagram Want ad-free episodes, bonus content, merch and more? Visit our Patreon page! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sam Tallent is one of the foremost riffers in these United States. And certain parts of Canada. It was only natural, then, that he saunter into Riff City and issue a challenge to them Grawlix Boys—riff an entire set, record it, and bring it in for review. Will Riff City crown a new mayor? Listen and see!  Featuring standup comedy clips from Sam T live at the Grawlix and from his new comedy special, "Waiting for Death to Claim Us." LINKS: Get tickets to the premiere of Sam's comedy special in Denver and Fort Collins! Join Sam's monthly mail club and get a special story this month written by Adam See Adam in Steamboat Springs, CO on September 10-11 See Ben in Wilmington, NC on September 10-11 See the Grawlix Saves the World LIVE with Daniel Van Kirk, David Perdue and Ester Steinberg at High Plains Comedy Festival on September 17 NEW MERCH, WHO DIS? Follow The Grawlix on Twitter and Instagram Want ad-free episodes, bonus content, merch and more? Visit our Patreon page! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Summoning their inner Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor's (cocaine), Adam, Andrew and Ben vow to tackle home-repair projects they've been putting off—without calling any real men for help.  Featuring standup comedy clips from Gabby Gutierrez-Reed and Mat Alano-Martin! LINKS: See The Grawlix live with Chris Fairbanks, Shane Torres, Janae Burris, Mike Mulloy, Kate McLachlan, and a special surprise guest at the historic Bug Theatre in Denver Follow The Grawlix on Twitter and Instagram Want ad-free episodes, bonus content, merch and more? Visit our Patreon page! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eating healthy is hard. Eating healthy on a road trip—or as a traveling comedian—is damn near impossible. The boys discuss their dietary strategies while touring and their top breakfast, lunch, and dinner choices for the approval/judgement of famed fast-food lobbyist Troy Walker (Denver native and writer for Jimmy Kimmel Live!).  Also featuring standup comedy clips from Troy! Huzzah! LINKS: Listen to the Late-Night Lightning Round on Patreon! Follow Troy Walker on Twitter and Instagram See Andrew at Civic Center Laughs in Denver on August 10 See Adam at The Laughing Tap in Milwaukee on August 20-21 See The Grawlix live with Chris Fairbanks, Janae Burris, Kate McLachlan, and a special surprise guest at the historic Bug Theatre in Denver Follow The Grawlix on Twitter and Instagram Want ad-free episodes, bonus content, merch and more? Visit our Patreon page! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

That's right! It's another episode of our pod within the pod, Boi Crazy! They say sex sells, and we can't think of any group of salesmen sexier than those colorful hunks on fronts of cereal boxes. In this episode, we give rapid-fire appraisals for EIGHTEEN different cereal mascots—and then we each pick the three that we'd most like to, ahem, pour into our bowl.  Click here to listen to the full episode—and watch the video—exclusively on Patreon We'll be back next Tuesday with a brand-new episode of The Grawlix Saves the World, featuring special guest Troy Walker!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

As July turns to August and summer begins to slip away, Ben, Andrew and Adam soak up every last drop by shuffling through their respective iPods and sharing their favorite summer jams with international playlist influencer Eliza Skinner.  Featuring brand-new standup comedy clips from Justine Marino and Jacob Rupp! LINKS: Listen to our summer jams playlist on Spotify! Get tickets to see The Grawlix live at the historic Bug Theatre Follow Eliza Skinner on Twitter and Instagram Follow The Grawlix on Twitter and Instagram Check out Ben's new album, "Take the Sandwich" Visit our Patreon page to receive merch, stickers, bonus videos, and more Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What to say in the wake of loss, besides the old cliché platitudes. A letter from a listener (by the name of Producer Ron) sparks a conversation about how to talk to someone after they've lost a loved one or experienced a tragedy. This one has it all, gang—laughs, cries, plus a healthy dose of our signature Grawlix raw sexuality. Featuring a standup comedy clip of Matt Knudsen from our live show in Denver! LINKS: See the Grawlix live at the world-famous Bug Theatre in Denver, Colorado on Saturday, May 25th with Ahmed Baroocha, Bryan Cook, and Morgan Gallo! See Ben headlining at Comedy Works South in Greenwood Village, Colorado on June 13th! See Andrew headlining at Comedy Works Downtown in Denver, Colorado on June 16th! See Adam perform his one-man show, Happy Place, at Dynasty Typewriter in Los Angeles on June 19th! See Andrew hosting The Narrators at Buntport Theater in Denver on June 19th! Check out Adam's special, Wallpaper, and Ben's special, Hyena! Support us on Patreon for access to ad-free episodes, birthday shout-outs, stickers, exclusive merch, our podcast-within-the-podcast Boi Crazy, bonus videos and so much more Give us a follow and say hello on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, Facebook, YouTube and Discord! Swaddle yer bod in official Grawlix merch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

After a week of trying (and failing} to use less plastic, we realized that we needed to stop bullshitting and talk to an expert. In this special bonus episode, we interview Will Hancock, a sales director for Plexus Recycling Technologies and a consultant to the recycling industry. Will takes us on the journey of a water bottle after it's tossed in a recycling bin and gives us the dirt on compostable plastics, companies that are turning plastic into jet fuel, ROBOTS WITH INFRARED VISION, and so much more. We'll be back next Tuesday with a brand-new, full episode of Grawlix Saves the World, but for now enjoy this bonus episode!  LINKS: Recycling robots! Some of the cool companies that Will mentions: Biofabrik and Fulcrum BioEnergy Get tickets to see The Grawlix live at the historic Bug Theatre The Grawlix on Twitter and Instagram Visit our Patreon page to get ad-free episodes, merch, stickers, bonus videos, and more Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Just in time for Plastic Free July, The Grawlix attempt to cut plastic out of their lives for a week straight, only to find themselves helplessly torn between their desire to do the right thing and their love of seafood and takeout coffees. Featuring standup clips from Phoebe Bottoms and Mike Wiebe! LINKS: Get tickets to see The Grawlix live at the historic Bug Theatre Check out Ben's new album, "Take the Sandwich" Andrew's book recommendation, The World Without Us by Alan Weisman Ben's incredibly depressing documentary recommendation, "Seaspiracy" The Grawlix on Twitter and Instagram Visit our Patreon page to receive merch, stickers, bonus videos, and more Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

High off the results of their positive push in the previous episode, Andrew, Adam and Ben become low-rent superheroes and scour the city for random acts of kindness they might provide.  Featuring standup clips from Brandie Posey and Christian Duguay! LINKS: Check out Ben's new album, "Take the Sandwich" Help Danny Ramos recover from a hit & run car accident The Grawlix on Twitter and Instagram Visit our Patreon page to receive merch, stickers, bonus videos, and more Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

After Ben and Adam reveal they've got a case of the crankies, Andrew calls for an emergency positive push. Channeling the spirit of the late great Brody Stevens, the boys all commit to positive thinking for a week—by recording voice memos of all their negative thoughts. Oh, and then they have to play them for each other on the podcast. Will sharing private logs of their tantrums and bouts of self loathing help the boys set sail for more positive waters? Listen to find out! Featuring standup clips from Matt Kirshen and Debra DiGiovanni! LINKS: Get tickets to see the Grawlix LIVE in Denver on June 26th! The Grawlix on Twitter and Instagram Visit our Patreon page to see photos of the sculptures (free for everyone!) and an uncut video of the Zoom sprinkle (Patreon exclusive) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In a move that's clearly just a ploy to boost ratings, Ben and Andrew decide to throw a surprise Zoom baby shower for Adam. And by "baby shower" we mean sprinkle. And by "sprinkle" we mean diaper sculpture contest. Special guest Shayna Ferm joins to offer wisdom and judgement, Producer Ron gets dragged into the sculpting competition, and Adam joins in the second half to display the freakish and fantastical creations that he discovered on his front porch. Featuring comedy clips from Shayna at The Pump & Dump Show and our own Adam Cayton-Holland! Congrats to Jef Lightfoot, winner of our giveaway from last episode—Jef and his wife will receive introductory rock climbing lessons! LINKS: Check out Band of Mothers Learn more about The Pump & Dump Show Get tickets to see the Grawlix LIVE in Denver on June 26th! The Grawlix on Twitter and Instagram Visit our Patreon page to see photos of the sculptures (free for everyone!) and an uncut video of the Zoom sprinkle (Patreon exclusive) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ben, Adam, and Andrew reunite in person for the first time in months—to test their grip strength and their trust in one another—by going indoor rock climbing. Will the the bonds of the boys' friendship become stronger when they're literally tied to opposite ends of the same rope? Will one of them fall to their tragic-but-hilarious death while a crowd of strangers watches? Listen and find out! Featuring standup comedy clips from Denver's Anthony Crawford and our own Andrew Orvedahl! LINKS: The Grawlix on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook Visit our Patreon page, where you can see photos/video from this challenge and enter to win a pair of Introductory Rope Climbing classes at Earth Treks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Adam once considered himself fluent in Spanish. Ben and Andrew, not at all. But that doesn't mean all three of our intrepid Grawlix heroes can't use a week-long refresher course on the second most commonly spoken language in the US. Join them on un viaje hispanohablante!  Featuring a thirteen-year-old standup clip from the well-traveled travieso Adam Cayton-Holland and a much more recent clip from Denver darling Christie Buchele! LINKS: The Spanish learning app that Ben used for this challenge Duolingo, Andrew's app of choice The Grawlix on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook Visit our Patreon page, where we've posted a video with literal English translations of our Spanish conversations! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Setting out to answer that age-old question, "does weed make you more creative?" Andrew, Adam and Ben celebrate that oh-so-Colorado holiday of 4/20 by saxing a few daggers and then taking creativity tests administered by Producer Ron. The results are very, very stupid.  Featuring standup clips from Steve Vanderploeg and Eeland Stribling! LINKS: The Grawlix on Twitter and Instagram Visit our Patreon page Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

That's right! It's another brand-spanking new episode of Boi Crazy, and inarguably our most batshit episode to date!  This time, we rank the hunkiness of US presidential assassins—and yes, we included an attempted assassin as well. Duh. Enjoy this free mini episode and then join our Patreon, where you can listen to the full episode—or watch the uncut video of this episode recording, complete with photos of the 'hunks,' so you can judge along with the boys! Hurry, before we all get put on an FBI list!  And never fear, we're back next Tuesday with a brand-new Grawlix Saves the World episode, just in time for 4/20!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ben, Andrew, and Adam are joined by their buddy Ian Karmel to see if their bowel movements can be improved by the use of a simple yet sophisticated, molded piece of highly functional plastic—the Squatty Potty. Grawlix Note: We're not being paid by Squatty Potty for this endorsement. Yet.  Also featuring standup clips from Ian—hot damn, that's a lot of Karmel!  LINKS: Ian on Twitter and Instagram Ian's podcast, All Fantasy Everything The Grawlix on Twitter and Instagram Visit our Patreon page Talk to us LIVE on the Stereo app Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Brooks Wheelan lives his life one dare at a time. Without any training and with a bit of a hangover, could you run a marathon... tomorrow? Our old pal Brooks Wheelan joins us to talk about how a silly drunken bet led him to a sponsorship and a life-long love of running. Featuring a standup comedy clip of Brooks from our live show in Denver! LINKS: See the Grawlix live at the world-famous Bug Theatre in Denver, Colorado on Saturday, May 25th with Ahmed Baroocha, Bryan Cook, and Morgan Gallo! See Ben performing at Dude IDK Studio in Denver on June 5th! See Adam headlining at Sisyphus Brewing in Minneapolis, Minnesota on June 7th and 8th! See Andrew headlining at Comedy Works Downtown in Denver, Colorado on June 16th! See Adam perform his one-man show, Happy Place, at Dynasty Typewriter in Los Angeles on June 19th! Check out Adam's special, Wallpaper, and Ben's special, Hyena! Support us on Patreon for access to ad-free episodes, birthday shout-outs, stickers, exclusive merch, our podcast-within-the-podcast Boi Crazy, bonus videos and so much more Give us a follow and say hello on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, Facebook, YouTube and Discord! Swaddle yer bod in official Grawlix merch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We've all got moments we're not proud of. Times we were dicks. Times we were completely wrong in our thinking. Times when we were...too drunk. And sometimes it helps to talk about those moments, and apologize for them. Because, undoubtedly, if more people apologized when they were in the wrong, the world would be a much, much better place. Allow us to get the ball rolling. Featuring standup clips from Dave Ross and Ryan de la Garza! Find bonus videos, clips, and merch on our Patreon page! Talk to us live on the Stereo app! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Remember our first episode? The one where we swore off social media for a week? Well forget all that. For this episode, we throw our respective hats into the TikTok ring to see if as comics we should be embracing new-fangled forms of expression and self-promotion. And we invite none-other-than hilarious comic and TikTokker extraordinaire Steph Tolev to show us the ropes and judge our efforts!  LINKS: Steph on TikTok Steph's website—buy her album! Adam's TikTok videos Andrew's TikTok videos Ben's TikTok videos Visit our Patreon page Talk to us LIVE on the Stereo app Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Boi Crazy is BACK and this one's a real hunk-doozy—we're earnestly appraising the hunks of Saved By The Bell! Enjoy this free taste and listen to the the entire episode (with video!) by joining our Patreon at patreon.com/grawlixsaves And never fear, we'll be back next Tuesday with a brand-new episode of The Grawlix Saves the World! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In a very special LIVE episode from Number 38 in Denver, Colorado, the boys welcome Shane Torres to get their bromance on and write valentines to one another. Special guest Eliza Skinner does a standup set and helps us judge our results!  Click here to see photos from this live show and a video of Tim's marriage proposal on Patreon! Click here for Andrew's new stray-animal RPG called STREETS! Click here for tickets to Adam's shows at Comedy Works South! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In what is surely a podcast first, three standup comics vow to be better listeners rather than just wait for their turn to talk. Andrew and Adam put into practice helpful listening tips while Ben takes a vow of silence for an entire week, resulting in a palpable dip in global jiu-jitsu chatter.  Featuring standup comedy clips from Troy Walker and Emily Maya Mills! Here's a link to that NYT Smarter Living article! Here's a link to tickets for our live show on February 10th! Here's a link to our Patreon, where you can find exclusive bonus goodies, merch and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Look there's just no beating around the bush: The Grawlix are a bunch of fucking uggos. We're just butt. And the pandemic ain't helping. So we decided to take a week to practice some proper facial skin care—and we reached out to Arbonne Regional Sales Champion Kyle Kinane for help. Featuring standup clips from Kyle and Charla Lauriston! Wanna see the before-and-after photos from this episode? We've unlocked them for everyone on Patreon: https://patreon.com/grawlixsaves Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Starting the year off right, Adam, Andrew, and Ben decide to chuck their pesky free will out the window and let the universe tell them how to live—specifically by putting into action whatever vagaries their daily horoscopes have in store for them. Spoiler alert: We all buy Bitcoin! Featuring standup comedy from Kevin O'Brien and our own Ben Roy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In a move that is just so Andrew, he picks the movie, "Top Gun," for his first time at the Boi Crazy wheel. "But Andrew," we said. "They are men, not teen hunks." "Yes," Andrew responded. "But they helped turn us from Bois into men." And there's just no arguing with that. The rest is Boi Crazy history.  Enjoy this free taste, and listen to the the entire episode (with video!) by joining our Patreon at patreon.com/grawlixsaves And never fear, we'll be back next Tuesday with a brand-new episode of The Grawlix Saves the World! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Typically the Grawlix GloboCorp company holiday party is a fête for the ages! We break into one of those storage PODS and smoke cigarettes until we all get headaches, just like in the bible! This year pandemic restrictions have us homebound, so we celebrate the only way we can—with secret present drops for one another in the dead of night, and barely restrained passive aggression. And we invite producer Ron in on the fun! A Christmas miracle!  Featuring standup clips from Mara Wiles and our own Andrew Orvedahl! Coming next week on Patreon: Video of the party! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Remember Tamagotchis? Those egg-like keychains that were actually little digital lives that you had to take care of? The ones that were so popular in the 1990s? The ones that shit and eat and need medicine and stimulation and discipline? The boys sure do! The boys and special guest Maria Thayer (Those Who Can't, Strangers With Candy, Forgetting Sarah Marshall), just spent a week raising them! What fun! Beeping, kitschy, insufferable fun! Featuring standup clips from Noah Gardenswartz (The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel) and Nikki Glaser (Not Safe, Nikki & Sara Live)! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys wade into how they function creatively. A listener letter sparks a rousing display of high-wire riffing, as Adam, Ben, and Andrew reveal how they continue to churn out the donuts after all these years.  Featuring standup comedy from Good Cop Rad Cop at our monthly live show! LINKS: See the Grawlix live at the world-famous Bug Theatre in Denver, Colorado on Saturday, May 25th with Ahmed Baroocha, Bryan Cook, and Morgan Gallo! See Ben headlining at Laffs in Tucson, Arizona on May 31st and June 1st! See Adam headlining at Sisyphus Brewing in Minneapolis, Minnesota on June 7th and 8th! See Andrew headlining at Comedy Works Downtown in Denver, Colorado on June 16th! See Adam perform his one-man show, Happy Place, at Dynasty Typewriter in Los Angeles on June 19th! Check out Adam's special, Wallpaper, and Ben's special, Hyena! Support us on Patreon for access to ad-free episodes, birthday shout-outs, stickers, exclusive merch, our podcast-within-the-podcast Boi Crazy, bonus videos and so much more Give us a follow and say hello on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, Facebook, YouTube and Discord! Swaddle yer bod in official Grawlix merch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's Thanksgiving time at The Grawlix Saves the World—and we suppose everywhere else too—and what we're most grateful for is our fans. Specifically those who support us on Patreon. The rest of you are great, but let's get real: money talks. So, to show our gratitude, Ben, Adam, and Andrew each take on separate challenges suggested by our Patreon subscribers!   Featuring standup comedy clips from Kyle Kinane and the Puterbaugh Sisters! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Huzzah! The episode America has been clamoring for! After exploring Ben's love of jiu-jitsu and Andrew's love of Dungeons & Dragons, Adam finally gets his day in the sun, as he shares his passion for bird-watching with his cohorts. Is the world better off for it? Um, doy-hickey. Of course it is. And as if that's not enough, this episode features the return of the Whapping Spatula! And standup comedy clips from resident bird nerd Adam Cayton-Holland and the splendid Eliza Skinner! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

With one week—ONE WEEK—left until the presidential election, Andrew, Adam and Ben hash it out and then decide to do something politically proactive every day for a week. Will the Grawlix actually maybe save the world this week?! Only November 3rd will tell! Or a protracted legal dispute thereafter. USA! USA!  Featuring standup clips from Nolawee Menghist and our own sweet baby Ben Roy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It was Gandhi who said, "If you hate something, try it, and maybe your attitude will change." And even though we just invented that quote for Gandhi, it feels right in his wheelhouse. All this to say, Andrew, Adam and Ben put aside their hatred of e-scooters and try living as the Vape-Bro half lives, in a free-for-all scooter race through the streets of downtown Denver. It's all very, very stupid.  Featuring standup comedy clips from Colorado's own Eeland Stribling and a deep cut from friend-of-the-pod Ian Karmel!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Behold, our first live, in-person podcast ever! Shout out to the good folks at Ratio Beerworks for helping us put this on safely and for just generally ruling. And to Erin Rollman and Brian Colonna from Buntport Theater for moderating the challenge like champs. See who among Adam, Andrew and Ben is the best—okay, least worst—speller of the Grawlix! Note: This is an edited version of the live show. Wanna hear the whole enchilada, including a dating update from Andrew and stories from Adam and Ben? Check our Patreon page this Friday! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Spurned on by Ben, who only eats food out of some proletariat obligation to be a more efficient laborer, Andrew and Adam attempt to cut sugar, starch, grains, joy, pleasure, and the will to live out of their diets for an entire week—a real Whole7 challenge! The results: the most contentious, heated episode yet! You don't fuck with another man's diet. Featuring standup comedy clips from Sarah Benson and Troy Walker! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The podcast within a podcast is BACK. Here's a taste of this Patreon exclusive! Want the full Boston cream pie? Go to patreon.com/grawlixsaves Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is meditation just a trick pulled by creepy, crystal-worshiping aging hippies to skeeze on college Buddhist chicks? Or is it actually a way to set your mind at ease and channel some inner peace? The boys try it every day for a week to find out. Featuring standup clips from the eternally amazing Emily Heller (this one's a specially selected deep cut) and our sweet boy Benjamin Roy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If you love someone, let them go. If you love something, grow up. It's an inanimate object. Life is about experiences, not things. Stop keeping so much shit in your house. In this episode, Andrew, Adam, and Ben purge one item per day for a week straight—which explains that recent flood of Those Who Can't merch at Denver-area Goodwill stores.  Featuring standup from Denver's darlings Christie Buchele and Aaron Urist! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In an effort to understand one another from the inside out—but not in a disgusting way—Andrew, Adam, and Ben take personality tests to find out once and for all whether they're assholes or just wired a certain way. Spoiler alert: It's both!  Featuring standup clips from Phoebe Bottoms and Chris Charpentier. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys debate the limits of friendship. Click here for an ad-free version of this episode. A letter from a listener—promptly rescinded!—sparks another round of competitive advice about how to handle intractable differences and how to know when a disagreement justifies ending a friendship.  Featuring standup comedy from Debra DiGiovanni at our monthly live show! LINKS: See the Grawlix live at the world-famous Bug Theatre in Denver, Colorado on Saturday, May 25th with Matt Knudsen and Caroline Williams! See Ben headlining at Laffs in Tucson, Arizona on May 31st and June 1st! See Adam headlining at Sisyphus Brewing in Milwaukee, Wisconsin on June 7th and 8th! See Adam perform his one-man show, Happy Place, at Dynasty Typewriter in Los Angeles on June 19th! Check out Adam's special, Wallpaper, and Ben's special, Hyena! Support us on Patreon for access to ad-free episodes, birthday shout-outs, stickers, exclusive merch, our podcast-within-the-podcast Boi Crazy, bonus videos and so much more Give us a follow and say hello on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, Facebook, YouTube and Discord! Swaddle yer bod in official Grawlix merch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Continuing the trend of walking a mile in one another's discount Keds sneakers, Andrew challenges Ben and Adam to play a spirited game of D&D—AND NOT MAKE FUN OF IT. Join our intrepid trio as they saunter about a mystical realm armed with only their wits! And a bunch of badass medieval weapons.  Featuring standup clips from Patrick Richardson and Steph Tolev! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Realizing that they may be too high and mighty when it comes to their reading pursuits, the boys decide to read Twilight, a wildly popular book that they would typically sneer at. The results are exactly what you expect—Ben, Adam and Andrew each fall for separate hunky vampires and run away with them into the woods. The podcast is now over. It's the ending we all saw coming.  Featuring standup clips by our own sweet baby Andrew Orvedahl and Denver's Lily Ostberg. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In an attempt to get in touch with their inner selves, the boys decide to give sensory-deprivation salt tanks a go. No light. No sound. Just afloat in 200 gallons of salt water and with nothing but their own thoughts to keep them company. Will they discover deep truths? Will they go crazy? Will they convince a posh float studio to let them do it for free? Look inward. The answers await.   Featuring standup clips from Hayden Kristal and our own Ben Roy! A very special thanks to VIVE Float Studio for having us. Get your float on at their locations in Denver, Frisco, and Chicago! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices