Explore every episode of the podcast Absolutely No Adventures
| Title | Pub. Date | Duration | |
|---|---|---|---|
| ANA - Teaser Trailer | 12 Sep 2020 | 00:03:00 | |
In which the gang tries to shoot a promo. Absolutely No Adventures is a fantasy-(un)adventure audio drama podcast about dodging quests, hanging out with friends, and eating tons of baked goods as the apocalypse happens in the background. Episode One premieres October 14th. Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/ Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. The Knight is Jack Malban. Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen. Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod. This podcast is powered by Pinecast. | |||
| S1E1 - 1.1 The Sword In The Sheath | 14 Oct 2020 | 00:15:00 | |
In which Sig tries to get a sword out of his bakery. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Lady Isadora is Briar Zachary. Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen. Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/ Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod. | |||
| S1E10 - 1.10 Something New | 17 Feb 2021 | 00:13:24 | |
In which things come full circle. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Lady Isadora is Briar Zachary. Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen. Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/ Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod. | |||
| S1E11 - SPECIAL Let Them Eat Wedding Cake | 13 Feb 2022 | 01:01:13 | |
In which Sig, Bea, and Happy bake a cake. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Lady Isadora is Briar Zachary. Queen Marigold is Sarah Griffin. Ana is Georgia McCall. Parker is Kaylie Horowitz. Balefic is Sumara Meers. Timor is Andrew Oakes. Luxe is Nina Nikolic. Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen. Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/ Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod. Support us on Kofi! | |||
| Presenting: Inn Between | 26 Jul 2023 | 00:11:37 | |
This week we're featuring friend of the show: Inn Between! The link to their crowdfunding page is here: crowdfundr.com/innbetween5 Listen to more Inn Between at: https://www.thegoblinshead.com/ Transcript: http://tiny.cc/goblinshead | |||
| S1E2 - 1.2 Wicked Lost | 28 Oct 2020 | 00:14:40 | |
In which a traveler from far away has an interesting to-do list. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen. Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/ Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod. | |||
| S1E3 - 1.3 Admission Impossible | 11 Nov 2020 | 00:13:41 | |
In which Sig is given an offer he very much can refuse. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Oliver is Andrew Oakes. Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen. Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/ Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod. | |||
| S1E4 - 1.4 Happy Days | 25 Nov 2020 | 00:13:08 | |
In which Happy has a visitor. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Terri is Demitra Papadinis. Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen. Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/ Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod. | |||
| S1E5 - 1.5 Vampire Weekend | 09 Dec 2020 | 00:11:50 | |
In which Sig, Bea, and Happy celebrate a holiday. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen. Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/ Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod. | |||
| S1E6 - 1.6 Post Mortem | 23 Dec 2020 | 00:12:29 | |
In which Sig receives some mail. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Luxe is Nina Nikolic. Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen. Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/ Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod. | |||
| S1E7 - 1.7 What The Cat Dragged In | 06 Jan 2021 | 00:14:55 | |
In which Bea's services are required. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Oliver is Andrew Oakes. Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen. Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/ Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod. | |||
| S1E8 - 1.8 Something Im-portent | 20 Jan 2021 | 00:11:34 | |
In which Sig is understandably concerned. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen. Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/ Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod. | |||
| S1E9 - 1.9 Last Action Hero | 03 Feb 2021 | 00:11:09 | |
In which letters are read. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen. Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/ Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod. | |||
| Presenting: Dragon's Rest | 05 Sep 2024 | 00:25:42 | |
This week we're featuring friend of the show: Dragon's Rest! The link to their Instagram page is here: https://www.instagram.com/dragonsrestshow/ Listen to more Dragon's Rest at: https://www.dragonsrestshow.com/ Transcript: https://www.dragonsrestshow.com/transcript-s01e01 Look out for Dragon's Rest Bonus Content coming soon. ALSO, Absolutely No Adventures Season 2 starts October 14th! | |||
| Presenting: Welcome to the Brass Eagle | 08 Sep 2024 | 01:04:38 | |
This week's feed drop features friend of the show: Welcome to the Brass Eagle! The link to their crowdfunding page is here: bit.ly/brasseaglepod The link to their Instagram page is here: https://www.instagram.com/brasseaglepod/ Transcript: http://tiny.cc/wttbe ALSO, Absolutely No Adventures Season 2 starts October 14th! | |||
| S2E1 - 2.1 A Familiar Feeling | 14 Oct 2024 | 00:14:52 | |
In which Sig has some after hours visitors. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Princess Delphine is Sneha Kumar. Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen. Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/ Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod. | |||
| S2E2 - 2.2 Failed It! | 21 Oct 2024 | 00:11:16 | |
In which a prophecy is revealed. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Sterling is Jack Malban. Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen. Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/ Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod. | |||
| S2E3 - 2.3 Sweet Dreams | 28 Oct 2024 | 00:13:12 | |
In which Sig has a good day! Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Oliver is Andrew Oakes. Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen. Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/ Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod. | |||
| S2E4 - 2.4 Can't Stand the Heat | 04 Nov 2024 | 00:12:29 | |
In which Sig, Bea, and Happy see double. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Queen Isadora is Briar Zachary. Sterling is Jack Malban. Morrigan is Katie Marie. Sunny is Dylan Duck. Queen Marigold is Sarah Griffin. Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen. Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/ Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod. | |||
| S2E5 - 2.5 Role Call | 11 Nov 2024 | 00:13:26 | |
In which Sig, Bea, and Happy get to know each other better. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen. Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/ Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod. | |||
| S2E6 - 2.6 Mightier Than The Sword | 18 Nov 2024 | 00:14:31 | |
In which a problem is resolved. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Briar Zachary is Queen Isadora. Sterling is Jack Malban. Morrigan is Katie Marie. Sunny is Dylan Duck. Princess Delphine is Sneha Kumar. Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen. Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/ Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod. | |||
| Presenting: The Bardic Hearth | 13 Apr 2025 | 00:44:31 | |
This week's feed drop features friend of the show: The Bardic Hearth! The link to their Youtube page is here: https://www.youtube.com/@ChaseNoseworthy The link to their Patreon is here: https://www.patreon.com/thebardichearth The link to their Buzzsprout is here: https://thebardichearth.buzzsprout.com/ ALSO, be on the lookout for a promo for a new Absolutely No Adventures miniseries coming soon! | |||
| ANA Presents: Necessary Evil - Teaser Trailer | 11 May 2025 | 00:05:29 | |
In which Sibella has an audience with a prisoner. Necessary Evil is a miniseries set in the world of Absolutely No Adventures. It follows evil queen Sibella in her downtime between magic battles and running her seized kingdom. Episode One will premiere in the Fall. Be on the lookout for an official release date announcement! Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/ Sibella is Blythe Renay. The Sancterran Knight is Rochelle Ibarra. Sound Design by Tal Minear. Theme music by Jakub Żerański. Written and Directed by Destiny Howell. Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our Bluesky, @noadventurespod. | |||
| Presenting: Warlock | 14 Jul 2025 | 00:28:17 | |
This week's feed drop features friend of the show: Warlock! Warlock Episode 3 - Meet Briar: Rose or Thorn? Warlock is a fantasy audio drama with an anime twist following the adventures of Nova, a young woman who dreams of being a powerful sorcerer, but born without magic. That all changes when she strikes a bargain with a mysterious woman and her life changes...forever. For more information, check out www.warlockpod.com Transcript: http://tiny.cc/warlockdrop ALSO, my TTRPG adventure, Sweet Revenge, is up for an ENNIE award in the category of Best Short Adventure! Voting is open until July 20th. If you've checked out the game and enjoyed it, a vote would be appreciated! | |||
| Presenting: Residents of Proserpina Park | 11 Aug 2025 | 00:01:46 | |
This week's feed drop features friend of the show: Residents of Proserpina Park! Residents of Proserpina Park is a monster of the week fiction podcast focusing on mythology. Learn about creatures you’ve never heard of before and follow this crazy gang and their pet dog alien to solve the mystery of the park. For more information, check out https://residentsofproserpinapark.com/ | |||
| Presenting: Hearthbound | 23 Sep 2025 | 00:03:06 | |
This week's feed drop features friend of the show: Hearthbound! For more information, check out https://www.hearthboundpod.com/ Transcript: https://www.hearthboundpod.com/episodes/trailer ALSO, ANA Presents: Necessary Evil starts October 7th! | |||
| ANA Season 3 Crowdfunding! | 01 Oct 2025 | 00:00:24 | |
Use the link below to check out the Indiegogo for Season 3 which features perks such as a TTRPG one-shot set in Hexwell, the ability to name a character, and early access to a brand new ANA special which has been exclusively announced on the campaign page! Support us on Kofi! Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our Bluesky, @noadventurespod. | |||
| S2E7 - Necessary Evil: 1 - The Liar, the Witch, and the Warning | 07 Oct 2025 | 00:18:07 | |
In which old curses are relitigated. Season 3 of ANA is now crowdfunding: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/23915260#/ Support us on Patreon or Kofi! Queen Sibella is Blythe Renay. Prince Casimir is Connor Bushoven. Xander is Justin Nelson. Serene Sorceress Adelaide is Roberta Jackson. Sound Design by Tal Minear. Theme music by Jakub Żerański. Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/ Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our Bluesky, @noadventurespod. | |||
| S2E8 - Necessary Evil: 2 - Better to Have Hated and Lost | 14 Oct 2025 | 00:18:31 | |
In which Castle Blackthorn has an unwelcome visitor. Season 3 of ANA is now crowdfunding: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/23915260#/ Support us on Patreon or Kofi! Queen Sibella is Blythe Renay. Prince Casimir is Connor Bushoven. Xander is Justin Nelson. Felicity is Michelle Kelly. Sound Design by Tal Minear. Theme music by Jakub Żerański. Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/ Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our Bluesky, @noadventurespod. | |||
| S2E9 - Necessary Evil: 3 - The Lesser Evil | 21 Oct 2025 | 00:17:55 | |
In which Sibella shows school spirit. Season 3 of ANA is now crowdfunding: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/23915260#/ Support us on Patreon or Kofi! Queen Sibella is Blythe Renay. Prince Casimir is Connor Bushoven. Xander is Justin Nelson. Persephone is Emily Zwiefel. Sound Design by Tal Minear. Theme music by Jakub Żerański. Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/ Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our Bluesky, @noadventurespod. | |||
| S2E10 - Necessary Evil: 4 - The Greater Good | 28 Oct 2025 | 00:22:44 | |
In which Sibella has a change of heart. Season 3 of ANA is now crowdfunding: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/23915260#/ Support us on Patreon or Kofi! Queen Sibella is Blythe Renay. Prince Casimir is Connor Bushoven. Xander is Justin Nelson. Serene Sorceress Adelaide is Roberta Jackson. Sound Design by Tal Minear. Theme music by Jakub Żerański. Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/ Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our Bluesky, @noadventurespod. | |||
| S2E11 - SPECIAL Mazed and Confused | 08 Jan 2026 | 00:39:30 | |
In which Sig has a family reunion. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Luxe is Nina Nikolic. Dolph is Chase Noseworthy. The Maze Guardian is Edward Stokes. Produced and edited by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen. Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/ Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod. | |||
| Presenting: My First Dungeon - Sweet Revenge | 12 Feb 2026 | 01:52:56 | |
This week's feed drop features friend of the show: My First Dungeon! Perils & Princesses | Ep. 1 - The Dark & Scary Places Four Princesses rush to the aid of a friend, but things seem darker than ever before… This season of My First Dungeon is sponsored by Tabletop Bookshelf. CAST: Abby Hepworth as Geraldine of Glittering Thicket Bridgett Jeffries as Winnifred “Winnie” of Golden Falls Danielle Radford as Maid Adelaide of Midnight Meadows Shenuque Tissera as Ameera of Equine Hollows t Brian Flaherty as The Storyteller Buy Perils & Princesses or Sweet Revenge and use code PERIL15 to get 15% off your order at tabletopbookshelf.com Join our Patreon to get access to bonus actual plays, cast talkbacks, original games, and more! Subscribe to The Many Sided Newsletter for TTRPG articles and gaming news. CREDITS: Produced by Elliot Davis Editing and Sound Design by Brian Flaherty Theme Song by BE/HOLD Produced by Many Sided Media | |||
| Pre-Season 3 Announcement | 08 Apr 2026 | 00:01:00 | |
Season 3 premieres October 14th, 2026! Join our Patreon: https://patreon.com/ANAPod Support us on Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/anapodhttps://ko-fi.com/anapod Explore Many Sided Media: https://www.manysidedmedia.com/ | |||