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Absolute Cuts With Mark Nelson & Ryan Cullen

absolutecutspodcast

Comedy

Frequency: 1 episode/8d. Total Eps: 90

A weekly movie podcast hosted by stand up comedians Ryan Cullen and Mark Nelson. Join them as they pick apart their film of the week. They might discuss movies, they might not, it’ll be a laugh anyway. Argumentative, unqualified and very very funny. Cullen and Nelson are Absolute Cuts.

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29/05/2025
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#75
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#72
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27/05/2025
#28
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27/05/2025
#70
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26/05/2025
#24
🇫🇷 France - standUp
26/05/2025
#65
🇬🇧 Great Britain - standUp
25/05/2025
#36
🇫🇷 France - standUp
25/05/2025
#57

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Absolute Cuts #55 - 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU

Episode 55

Wednesday, August 28, 2024 • Duration 01:17:01

"What is it with this chick? She have beer flavoured nipples?"

Episode 55 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the Shakespearing, Frankie Valli singing, teacher flashing shitshow 10 Things I Hate About You.

Mark and Ryan talk about the Oasis reunion, the rules of wet-shirt contests and why none of the schoolteachers in this film would ever keep their job.

Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.

Email : absolutecutspodcast@gmail.com

You can follow the podcast on social media here -

Twitter : @AbsoluteCuts

Instagram : @AbsoluteCutsPod

Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.

The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7y4PQxrbJk7PJLz3IJKIot?si=1d999a719b17409b

You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -

Mark Links

EDINBURGH FESTIVAL TICKETS : Mark Nelson: Getting Better Man | Comedy | Edinburgh Festival Fringe (edfringe.com)

Twitter : @marknelsoncomic

Instagram : @marknelsoncomic

Facebook : MarkNelsonComic

Youtube : Mark Nelson - YouTube

LINKTREE : marknelsoncomic | Instagram, Facebook | Linktree

Ryan Links

EDINBURGH FESTIVAL TICKETS : Ryan Cullen: Cullen in the Name Of! | Comedy | Edinburgh Festival Fringe (edfringe.com)

Twitter : @RyanCullen90

Instagram : @ryancullen90

Tik Tok : @ryancullencomedy

Bookings : ryancullen90 | Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, TikTok | Linktree

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Absolute Cuts #54 - PREDATOR

Episode 54

Friday, August 23, 2024 • Duration 01:10:24

"What's wrong Dillon, CIA got you pushing too many pencils"

Episode 54 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the greased muscling, testosterone spunking, Arnie quipping classic Predator.

Mark and Ryan talk about Bond girls, which British celebrity would play the Predator and why this might be the greatest film ever made.

Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.

Email : absolutecutspodcast@gmail.com

You can follow the podcast on social media here -

Twitter : @AbsoluteCuts

Instagram : @AbsoluteCutsPod

Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.

The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7y4PQxrbJk7PJLz3IJKIot?si=1d999a719b17409b

You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -

Mark Links

EDINBURGH FESTIVAL TICKETS : Mark Nelson: Getting Better Man | Comedy | Edinburgh Festival Fringe (edfringe.com)

Twitter : @marknelsoncomic

Instagram : @marknelsoncomic

Absolute Cuts #45 - SEX AND THE CITY

Episode 45

Wednesday, May 15, 2024 • Duration 01:41:45

"I put a bird on my head."

Episode 45 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2008 altar jilting, closet building, Vivienne Westwooding, binfire Sex And The City.

Mark and Ryan talk about Eurovision, why not one character in this horrific film is likeable at all and Cullen reads Nelson some of James Joyce's love letters.

Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.

Email : absolutecutspodcast@gmail.com

You can follow the podcast on social media here -

Twitter : @AbsoluteCuts

Instagram : @AbsoluteCutsPod

Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.

The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7y4PQxrbJk7PJLz3IJKIot?si=1d999a719b17409b

You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -

Mark Links

EDINBURGH FESTIVAL TICKETS : Mark Nelson: Getting Better Man | Comedy | Edinburgh Festival Fringe (edfringe.com)

Twitter : @marknelsoncomic

Instagram : @marknelsoncomic

Absolute Cuts #44 - THE KARATE KID

Episode 44

Wednesday, May 8, 2024 • Duration 01:35:51

"Pain does not exist in this dojo, does it?"

Episode 44 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1984, leg weeping, body bag getting, wax on/wax offing classic The Karate Kid.

Mark and Ryan talk about the bald men meeting up, Nelson becoming an ice bath guy and Cullen's theory on how Miyagi made his money.

Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.

Email : absolutecutspodcast@gmail.com

You can follow the podcast on social media here -

Twitter : @AbsoluteCuts

Instagram : @AbsoluteCutsPod

Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.

The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7y4PQxrbJk7PJLz3IJKIot?si=1d999a719b17409b

You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -

Mark Links

EDINBURGH FESTIVAL TICKETS : Mark Nelson: Getting Better Man | Comedy | Edinburgh Festival Fringe (edfringe.com)

Twitter : @marknelsoncomic

Instagram : @marknelsoncomic

Absolute Cuts #43 - IN BRUGES

Episode 43

Wednesday, May 1, 2024 • Duration 01:37:36

"You're an inanimate f**cking object"

Episode 43 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2008, sight-seeing, Canadian punching, alcove dwelling classic In Bruges.

Mark and Ryan talk about the Irish, Belgium and how to survive a tsunami.

Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.

Email : absolutecutspodcast@gmail.com

You can follow the podcast on social media here -

Twitter : @AbsoluteCuts

Instagram : @AbsoluteCutsPod

Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.

The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7y4PQxrbJk7PJLz3IJKIot?si=1d999a719b17409b

You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -

Mark Links

EDINBURGH FESTIVAL TICKETS : Mark Nelson: Getting Better Man | Comedy | Edinburgh Festival Fringe (edfringe.com)

Twitter : @marknelsoncomic

Instagram : @marknelsoncomic

Facebook : MarkNelsonComic

Absolute Cuts #42 - AIR FORCE ONE

Episode 42

Thursday, April 25, 2024 • Duration 01:36:15

"GET OFF MY PLANE"

Episode 42 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1997, plane hijacking, Harrison Fording, shite CGI-ing classic Air Force One.

Mark and Ryan talk about balaclavas, Cullen trying to organise a game of 5's and what cool things Air Force One actually has?

Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.

Email : absolutecutspodcast@gmail.com

You can follow the podcast on social media here -

Twitter : @AbsoluteCuts

Instagram : @AbsoluteCutsPod

Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.

The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7y4PQxrbJk7PJLz3IJKIot?si=1d999a719b17409b

You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -

Mark Links

EDINBURGH FESTIVAL TICKETS : Mark Nelson: Getting Better Man | Comedy | Edinburgh Festival Fringe (edfringe.com)

Twitter : @marknelsoncomic

Instagram : @marknelsoncomic

Facebook : MarkNelsonComic

Absolute Cuts #41- THE HANGOVER

Episode 41

Thursday, April 18, 2024 • Duration 01:13:33

"Not at the table Carlos"

Episode 41 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2009, teeth pulling, tiger stealing, hooker marrying classic The Hangover.

Mark and Ryan talk about Lady Gaga, treating a cut thumb and of course, VEGAS BABY.

Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.

Email : absolutecutspodcast@gmail.com

You can follow the podcast on social media here -

Twitter : @AbsoluteCuts

Instagram : @AbsoluteCutsPod

Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.

The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7y4PQxrbJk7PJLz3IJKIot?si=1d999a719b17409b

You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -

Mark Links

Twitter : @marknelsoncomic

Instagram : @marknelsoncomic

Facebook : MarkNelsonComic

Youtube : Mark Nelson - YouTube

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Absolute Cuts #40 - DONNIE DARKO

Episode 40

Thursday, March 28, 2024 • Duration 01:17:19

"Sometime I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion."

Episode 40 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2001, world saving, portal opening, 6ft rabbiting classic Donnie Darko.

Mark and Ryan talk about Cullen getting a cat, teenage angst and why you are a bellend if you have an expensive bike.

Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.

Email : absolutecutspodcast@gmail.com

You can follow the podcast on social media here -

Twitter : @AbsoluteCuts

Instagram : @AbsoluteCutsPod

Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.

The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7y4PQxrbJk7PJLz3IJKIot?si=1d999a719b17409b

You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -

Mark Links

Twitter : @marknelsoncomic

Instagram : @marknelsoncomic

Facebook : MarkNelsonComic

Youtube : Mark Nelson - YouTube

Absolute Cuts #39 - BATMAN (1989)

Episode 39

Friday, March 22, 2024 • Duration 01:21:24

"Gentlemen, let's broaden our minds."

Episode 39 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1989, caped crusading, rhubarb rubbing, pale moonlight dancing classic Batman.

Mark and Ryan talk about horny Joker, the Bat Cock and take smelling salts during the record.

Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.

Email : absolutecutspodcast@gmail.com

You can follow the podcast on social media here -

Twitter : @AbsoluteCuts

Instagram : @AbsoluteCutsPod

Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.

The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7y4PQxrbJk7PJLz3IJKIot?si=1d999a719b17409b

You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -

Mark Links

Twitter : @marknelsoncomic

Instagram : @marknelsoncomic

Facebook : MarkNelsonComic

Youtube : Mark Nelson - YouTube

DEBUT TOUR TICKETS :

Absolute Cuts #38 - AMERICAN HISTORY X

Episode 38

Thursday, March 14, 2024 • Duration 01:17:36

"People look at me and see my brother."

Episode 38 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1999, kerb stomping, flag waving, shower assaulting classic American History X.

Mark and Ryan talk about the Oscars, Edward Furlong and how many books Hitler wrote.

Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.

Email : absolutecutspodcast@gmail.com

You can follow the podcast on social media here -

Twitter : @AbsoluteCuts

Instagram : @AbsoluteCutsPod

Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.

The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7y4PQxrbJk7PJLz3IJKIot?si=1d999a719b17409b

You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -

Mark Links

Twitter : @marknelsoncomic

Instagram : @marknelsoncomic

Facebook : MarkNelsonComic

Youtube : Mark Nelson - YouTube

DEBUT TOUR TICKETS :

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