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| Teaser Trailer | 28 Jan 2025 | 00:01:47 | |
A message to our future listeners from beyond the stars... 9mm Retirement Radio will be available February 28 for all listeners with a two-episode debut with episodes releasing every other Friday afterwards. Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/9mmretirementradio/ Check out these other great APs Stories & Lies Sorry, Honey, I Have To Take This Chaos Engine Podcast Black Flare Hand On the Door The Eldritch Hour (Call of Cthulhu) Theme Song: “9mm Retirement Radio Theme” by Chris Hamje, Handler of “Sorry Honey, I Have To Take This” Cast Max: Handler Lukas: Vincent “Vince” Peterson Jan: Scott Macallan Caius: Dr. Rufus Kimble Mike: Eddie Vittorio Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this podcast are ©9mm Retirement Radio, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property. | |||
| STONE FALL Ep. 1 - To the Stars through Difficulties | 28 Feb 2025 | 01:19:29 | |
August 5, 1988. Delta Green is an illegal organization without accountability or oversight. Its leadership experiments with sending a group of operatives rather than just one or two. A four-man team is sent to Wichita, Kansas to meet a Friendly who thinks a string of deaths and grave robberies is tied to a traveling rodeo show. This scenario is based on “Setting Suns Over Blood-soaked Pastures/Operation GIDDYUP” by Slantio1, an original scenario for Delta Green, repurposed for 9mm Retirement Radio. Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing. If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our Discord server and come interact with us and other Delta Green fans! Also, follow us on Instagram Check out these other great APs Stories & Lies Sorry, Honey, I Have To Take This Chaos Engine Podcast Black Flare Hand On the Door The Eldritch Hour (Call of Cthulhu) Theme Song: “9mm Retirement Radio Theme” by Chris Hamje, Handler of “Sorry Honey, I Have To Take This” Additional music and sound effects provided by Avery Alexander (used with permission) & Envato (royalty-free). Cast Max: Handler Lukas: Vincent “Vince” Peterson Jan: Scott Macallan Caius: Dr. Rufus Kimble Mike: Eddie Vittorio Harrison: George Edwards/CARRADINE Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this podcast are ©9mm Retirement Radio, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property. | |||
| STONE FALL Ep. 2 - Cornfields & Cowboy Boots | 28 Feb 2025 | 00:59:39 | |
The team sets out for Stafford, Kansas, gets to know each other along the way, and finds a way to blend in with the locals. This scenario is based on “Setting Suns Over Blood-soaked Pastures/Operation GIDDYUP” by Slantio1, an original scenario for Delta Green, repurposed for 9mm Retirement Radio. Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing. If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our Discord server and come interact with us and other Delta Green fans! Also, follow us on Instagram Check out these other great APs Stories & Lies Sorry, Honey, I Have To Take This Chaos Engine Podcast Black Flare Hand On the Door The Eldritch Hour (Call of Cthulhu) Theme Song: “9mm Retirement Radio Theme” by Chris Hamje, Handler of “Sorry Honey, I Have To Take This” Additional music and sound effects provided by Avery Alexander (used with permission) & Envato (royalty-free). Cast Max: Handler Lukas: Vincent “Vince” Peterson Jan: Scott Macallan Caius: Dr. Rufus Kimble Mike: Eddie Vittorio Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this podcast are ©9mm Retirement Radio, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property. | |||
| STONE FALL Ep. 3 - A Slice of Americana | 14 Mar 2025 | 00:59:39 | |
Rufus and Scott investigate the local cemetery. Vince learns new information. Eddie enters the Stafford Fairgrounds and takes a risk. This scenario is based on “Setting Suns Over Blood-soaked Pastures/Operation GIDDYUP” by Slantio1, an original scenario for Delta Green, repurposed for 9mm Retirement Radio. Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing. If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our Discord server and come interact with us and other Delta Green fans! Also, follow us on Instagram Check out these other great APs Stories & Lies Sorry, Honey, I Have To Take This Chaos Engine Podcast Black Flare Hand On the Door The Eldritch Hour (Call of Cthulhu) Theme Song: “9mm Retirement Radio Theme” by Chris Hamje, Handler of “Sorry Honey, I Have To Take This” Additional music and sound effects provided by Avery Alexander (used with permission) & Envato (royalty-free). Cast Max: Handler Lukas: Vincent “Vince” Peterson Jan: Scott Macallan Caius: Dr. Rufus Kimble Mike: Eddie Vittorio Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this podcast are ©9mm Retirement Radio, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property. | |||
| STONE FALL Ep. 4 - Mess With the Bull... | 28 Mar 2025 | 01:07:03 | |
The team grabs lunch and exchanges information. Vince visits a gas station, then goes on a trip with Rufus. Scott and Eddie investigate the white tent by the rodeo grounds. This scenario is based on “Setting Suns Over Blood-soaked Pastures/Operation GIDDYUP” by Slantio1, an original scenario for Delta Green, repurposed for 9mm Retirement Radio. Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing. If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our Discord server and come interact with us and other Delta Green fans! Also, follow us on Instagram Check out these other great APs Stories & Lies Sorry, Honey, I Have To Take This Chaos Engine Podcast Black Flare Hand On the Door The Eldritch Hour (Call of Cthulhu) Theme Song: “9mm Retirement Radio Theme” by Chris Hamje, Handler of “Sorry Honey, I Have To Take This” Additional music and sound effects provided by Avery Alexander (used with permission) & Envato (royalty-free). Cast Max: Handler Lukas: Vincent “Vince” Peterson Jan: Scott Macallan Caius: Dr. Rufus Kimble Mike: Eddie Vittorio Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this podcast are ©9mm Retirement Radio, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property. | |||
| STONE FALL Ep. 5 - ...and Get the Horns | 11 Apr 2025 | 01:17:30 | |
The team reconvenes at the fairgrounds before the rodeo starts in the evening. All bets are off as the situation escalates and a Friendly arrives. This scenario is based on “Setting Suns Over Blood-soaked Pastures/Operation GIDDYUP” by Slantio1, an original scenario for Delta Green, repurposed for 9mm Retirement Radio. Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing. If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our Discord server and come interact with us and other Delta Green fans! Also, follow us on Instagram for fun lore drops, character portraits, and other show Content Warning: depiction of a mass shooting Check out these other great APs Stories & Lies Sorry, Honey, I Have To Take This Chaos Engine Podcast Black Flare Hand On the Door The Eldritch Hour (Call of Cthulhu) Theme Song: “9mm Retirement Radio Theme” by Chris Hamje, Handler of “Sorry Honey, I Have To Take This” Additional music and sound effects provided by Avery Alexander (used with permission) & Envato (royalty-free). Cast Max: Handler Lukas: Vincent “Vince” Peterson Jan: Scott Macallan Caius: Dr. Rufus Kimble Mike: Eddie Vittorio Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this podcast are ©9mm Retirement Radio, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property. | |||
| STONE FALL Ep. 6 - A River of Earth | 25 Apr 2025 | 00:38:01 | |
The team travels overnight to Anderson, Missouri to confront Spencer Dixon. This scenario is based on “Setting Suns Over Blood-soaked Pastures/Operation GIDDYUP” by Slantio1, an original scenario for Delta Green, repurposed for 9mm Retirement Radio. Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing. If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our Discord server and come interact with us and other Delta Green fans! Also, follow us on Instagram Content Warning: depiction of murder and cannibalism Check out these other great APs Stories & Lies Sorry, Honey, I Have To Take This Dead Channels (available through Patreon) Chaos Engine Podcast Black Flare Hand On the Door The Eldritch Hour (Call of Cthulhu) Theme Song: “9mm Retirement Radio Theme” by Chris Hamje, Handler of “Sorry Honey, I Have To Take This” Additional music and sound effects provided by Avery Alexander (used with permission) & Envato (royalty-free). Cast Max: Handler Lukas: Vincent “Vince” Peterson Jan: Scott Macallan Caius: Dr. Rufus Kimble Mike: Eddie Vittorio Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this podcast are ©9mm Retirement Radio, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property. | |||
| STONE FALL Ep. 7 - Campfire Tales Pt. 1 | 09 May 2025 | 01:07:24 | |
The Kansas Team deals with the events of Operation STONE FALL. With Part 1, we look at Scott Macallan and Vince Peterson. This scenario is based on “Setting Suns Over Blood-soaked Pastures/Operation GIDDYUP” by Slantio1, an original scenario for Delta Green, repurposed for 9mm Retirement Radio. Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing. If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our Discord server and come interact with us and other Delta Green fans! Also, follow us on Instagram Check out these other great APs Stories & Lies Sorry, Honey, I Have To Take This Chaos Engine Podcast Black Flare Hand On the Door The Eldritch Hour (Call of Cthulhu) Theme Song: “9mm Retirement Radio Theme” by Chris Hamje, Handler of “Sorry Honey, I Have To Take This” Additional music and sound effects provided by Avery Alexander (used with permission) & Envato (royalty-free). Cast Max: Handler Lukas: Vincent “Vince” Peterson Jan: Scott Macallan Caius: Dr. Rufus Kimble Mike: Eddie Vittorio Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this podcast are ©9mm Retirement Radio, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property. | |||
| STONE FALL Ep. 8 - Campfire Tales Pt. 2 | 09 May 2025 | 01:30:09 | |
The Kansas Team deals with the events of Operation STONE FALL. With Part 2, we look at Eddie Vittorio and Dr. Rufus Kimble. -- This scenario is based on “Setting Suns Over Blood-soaked Pastures/Operation GIDDYUP” by Slantio1, an original scenario for Delta Green, repurposed for 9mm Retirement Radio. Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing. If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our Discord server and come interact with us and other Delta Green fans! Also, follow us on Instagram Check out these other great APs Stories & Lies Sorry, Honey, I Have To Take This Chaos Engine Podcast Black Flare Hand On the Door The Eldritch Hour (Call of Cthulhu) Theme Song: “9mm Retirement Radio Theme” by Chris Hamje, Handler of “Sorry Honey, I Have To Take This” Additional music and sound effects provided by Avery Alexander (used with permission) & Envato (royalty-free). Cast Max: Handler Lukas: Vincent “Vince” Peterson Jan: Scott Macallan Caius: Dr. Rufus Kimble Mike: Eddie Vittorio Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this podcast are ©9mm Retirement Radio, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property. | |||
| STONE FALL Ep. 9 - Postmortem with Talison | 16 May 2025 | 01:27:44 | |
HEAVY SPOILERS ABOUND as we pull back the curtain on Operation STONE FALL, with scenario creator Talison joining the 9mmRR cast for questions on inspirations, favorite moments, their writing process, the Cthulhu Mythos and more.
This scenario is based on “Setting Suns Over Blood-soaked Pastures/Operation GIDDYUP” by Slantio1, an original scenario for Delta Green, repurposed for 9mm Retirement Radio. Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing. If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our Discord server and come interact with us and other Delta Green fans! Also, follow us on Instagram Check out these other great APs Stories & Lies Sorry, Honey, I Have To Take This Chaos Engine Podcast Black Flare Hand On the Door The Eldritch Hour (Call of Cthulhu) Theme Song: “9mm Retirement Radio Theme” by Chris Hamje, Handler of “Sorry Honey, I Have To Take This” “Whoosh” sound effect from Envato Cast Max: Handler Lukas: Vincent “Vince” Peterson Jan: Scott Macallan Caius: Dr. Rufus Kimble Mike: Eddie Vittorio Talison, the scenario writer Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this podcast are ©9mm Retirement Radio, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property. | |||
| GREEN MIND Ep. 1 - Let Me Grow | 23 May 2025 | 01:18:12 | |
April 4, 2000. The Conspiracy is stretched thin. S-Cell is assembled in Bedford, Pennsylvania after it's discovered that a man's face has been fused inside of a tree. A one shot side opera with Caleb Stokes, writer of God's Teeth for Delta Green and creator of the Red Markets TTRPG, as our featured guest player! This scenario is based on “Let Me Grow, Let Me Die” by Lukas, an original homebrew for 9mm Retirement Radio. Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing. If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our Discord server and come interact with us and other Delta Green fans! Also, follow us on Instagram Check out these other great Delta Green APs Stories & Lies Sorry, Honey, I Have To Take This Dead Channels Chaos Engine Podcast Black Flare Hand On the Door The Eldritch Hour (Call of Cthulhu) Theme Song: “Mysterious Artifact” by Crypt of Insomnia (royalty free from Envato) Additional music and sound effects provided by Avery Alexander (used with permission) and Envato Cast Lukas: Handler Caius: Tatu Salo (Agent STRATUM) Jan: Barbara “Barb” Ginn (Agent SYLVAN) Mike: Timothy Burke (Agent SIMPSON) Caleb Stokes: Sylvester Mayer (Agent SLY) Tom Ogas of Stories & Lies: Donald Poe/CHARLIE Chris of Chaos Engine Podcast: Dr. Joseph Camp/ALPHONSE Jeanette Engel of The Eldritch Hour: Coffee Shop Cashier Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this podcast are ｩ9mm Retirement Radio, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property. | |||
| GREEN MIND Ep. 2 - Let Me Die | 23 May 2025 | 01:33:03 | |
Something old and ancient stirs in the Appalachian Mountains that S-Cell has to deal with. A one shot side opera with Caleb Stokes, writer of God's Teeth for Delta Green and creator of the Red Markets TTRPG, as our featured guest player! This scenario is based on “Let Me Grow, Let Me Die” by Loluan/Lukas, an original homebrew for 9mm Retirement Radio. Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing. If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our Discord server and come interact with us and other Delta Green fans! Also, follow us on Instagram Check out these other great Delta Green APs Stories & Lies Sorry, Honey, I Have To Take This Dead Channels Chaos Engine Podcast Black Flare Hand On the Door The Eldritch Hour (Call of Cthulhu) Theme Song: “Mysterious Artifact” by Crypt of Insomnia (royalty-free from Envato) Additional music and sound effects provided by Avery Alexander (used with permission) and Envato Cast Lukas: Handler Caius: Tatu Salo (Agent STRATUM) Jan: Barbara “Barb” Ginn (Agent SYLVAN) Mike: Timothy Burke (Agent SIMPSON) Caleb Stokes: Sylvester Mayer (Agent SLY) Alia: Martha Lang Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this podcast are ｩ9mm Retirement Radio, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property. | |||
| GREEN MIND Ep. 3 - Postmortem with Caleb Stokes | 30 May 2025 | 01:15:36 | |
HEAVY SPOILERS abound as we break down the scenario Lukas ran and have a chat with Caleb Stokes about his writing process in crafting scenarios, Lover In the Ice spoilers, what inspired God's Teeth (without spoilers), gasp politics, and a blooper reel of course. We would like to thank Caleb Stokes for being a really great guy in coming on our show and playing Delta Green with us. His company Hebanon Games recently launched a second edition beta of his Ennie Award-winning TTRPG “Red Markets,” a rules system and setting of economic horror where the world has ended, but the rent is still due. You can check it out on DriveThruRPG here and pay what you want to support. As well, please check out his Patreon for Delta Green content called Delta Green: Dead Channels where he posts games he runs in long form as well as early looks and write ups for various Delta Green scenarios. His most recent are “Rejection” and “Wolves” that tie into the sourcebook “Delta Green: The Labyrinth.” The “God's Hunt” collection of scenarios are also now available for purchase This scenario is based on “Let Me Grow, Let Me Die” by Loluan/Lukas, an original homebrew for 9mm Retirement Radio. Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing. If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our Discord server and come interact with us and other Delta Green fans! Also, follow us on Instagram Check out these other great Delta Green APs Stories & Lies Sorry, Honey, I Have To Take This Dead Channels (available through Patreon) Chaos Engine Podcast Black Flare Hand On the Door The Eldritch Hour (Call of Cthulhu) Theme Song: “Mysterious Artifact” by Crypt of Insomnia (royalty-free from Envato) Additional music and sound effects provided by Avery Alexander (used with permission) and Envato Cast Lukas: Handler Caius: Tatu Salo (Agent STRATUM) Jan: Barbara “Barb” Ginn (Agent SYLVAN) Mike: Timothy Burke (Agent SIMPSON) Caleb Stokes: Sylvester Mayer (Agent SLY) Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this podcast are ｩ9mm Retirement Radio, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property. | |||
| EPHEMERAL GARLIC Ep. 1 - Cloudy Reunion | 13 Jun 2025 | 01:00:05 | |
October 10, 1988. Barely two months after the Stafford incident, the Kansas Team is reassembled in Summit Heights, Pennsylvania to look into strange pirate broadcasts coming from the local TV station. This scenario is based on the Call of Cthulhu scenario “Signal to Noise” by Colin Richards, repurposed for 9mm Retirement Radio. Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing. If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our Discord server and come interact with us and other Delta Green fans! Also, follow us on Instagram Check out these other great APs Stories & Lies Sorry, Honey, I Have To Take This Dead Channels (available through Patreon) Chaos Engine Podcast Black Flare Hand On the Door The Eldritch Hour (Call of Cthulhu) The Nasty Table: 12 Gauge Theme Song: “9mm Retirement Radio Theme” by Chris Hamje, Handler of “Sorry Honey, I Have To Take This” Additional music and sound effects provided by Avery Alexander (used with permission) & Envato (royalty-free). Cast Max: Handler Lukas: Vincent “Vince” Peterson Jan: Scott Macallan Caius: Dr. Rufus Kimble Mike: Eddie Vittorio Harrison: George Edwards/CARRADINE Chris of the Chaos Engine Podcast: Dr. Joseph Camp Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this podcast are ©9mm Retirement Radio, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property. | |||
| EPHEMERAL GARLIC Ep. 2 - Actives | 27 Jun 2025 | 01:14:01 | |
The Kansas Team begins investigating. Rufus goes on a food run and makes a discovery. Eddie pieces together information. Scott and Vince investigate Frank Mars' apartment. This scenario is based on “Signal to Noise” by Colin Richards, repurposed for 9mm Retirement Radio. Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing. If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our Discord server and come interact with us and other Delta Green fans! Also, follow us on Instagram Check out these other great APs Stories & Lies Sorry, Honey, I Have To Take This Dead Channels (available through Patreon) Chaos Engine Podcast Black Flare Hand On the Door The Eldritch Hour (Call of Cthulhu) The Nasty Table: 12 Gauge Theme Song: “9mm Retirement Radio Theme” by Chris Hamje, Handler of “Sorry Honey, I Have To Take This” Additional music and sound effects provided by Avery Alexander (used with permission) & Envato (royalty-free). Cast Max: Handler Lukas: Vincent “Vince” Peterson Jan: Scott Macallan Caius: Dr. Rufus Kimble Mike: Eddie Vittorio Harrison: George Edwards/CARRADINE Tom Ogas of Stories & Lies: Donald Poe Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this podcast are ©9mm Retirement Radio, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property. | |||
| EPHEMERAL GARLIC Ep. 3 - Spork in the Coleslaw | 11 Jul 2025 | 00:52:33 | |
The Kansas Team reconvenes at the Summit Heights bed & breakfast to exchange information and deal with horrifying revelations. New lines of investigation are subsequently explored. This scenario is based on “Signal to Noise” by Colin Richards, repurposed for 9mm Retirement Radio. Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing. If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our Discord server and come interact with us and other Delta Green fans! Also, follow us on Instagram Check out these other great APs Stories & Lies Sorry, Honey, I Have To Take This Dead Channels (available through Patreon) Chaos Engine Podcast Black Flare Hand On the Door The Eldritch Hour (Call of Cthulhu) The Nasty Table: 12 Gauge One of our Discord users by the name of Daktyl has written up their solo Delta Green adventure using Mythic 2E, and it is called “Solum Protocol.” It is fantastically written and if you want Delta Green in fictionalized story form, the link is: solumprotocol.substack.com Theme Song: “9mm Retirement Radio Theme” by Chris Hamje, Handler of “Sorry Honey, I Have To Take This” Additional music and sound effects provided by Avery Alexander (used with permission) & Envato (royalty-free). Cast Max: Handler Lukas: Vincent “Vince” Peterson Jan: Scott Macallan Caius: Dr. Rufus Kimble Mike: Eddie Vittorio Tom Ogas of “Stories & Lies”: Donald Poe John of “Sorry Honey, I Have to Take This”: Officer Jenkins Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this podcast are ©9mm Retirement Radio, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property. | |||
| EPHEMERAL GARLIC Ep. 4 - Wires & Fries | 25 Jul 2025 | 01:42:00 | |
Scott, Vince, and Eddie visit Electri-Cal's TV/VCR Repair in town. Rufus meets with a missing boy's mother. More revelations threaten to undermine the Kansas Team's efforts. This scenario is based on “Signal to Noise” by Colin Richards, repurposed for 9mm Retirement Radio. As a heads up, in order to see the video handouts heard throughout the arc, you can visit us on our Discord or Instagram to see the videos rather than just hear them! Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing. If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our Discord server and come interact with us and other Delta Green fans! Also, follow us on Instagram Check out these other great Delta Green APs Stories & Lies Sorry, Honey, I Have To Take This Dead Channels (available through Patreon) Chaos Engine Podcast Black Flare Hand On the Door Dead Letter Bureau The Nasty Table: 12 Gauge The Eldritch Hour (Call of Cthulhu) Theme Song: “9mm Retirement Radio Theme” by Chris Hamje, Handler of “Sorry Honey, I Have To Take This” Additional music and sound effects provided by Avery Alexander (used with permission) & Envato (royalty-free). Avery Alexander's music: arcticstealth.bandcamp.com Cast Max: Handler Lukas: Vincent “Vince” Peterson Jan: Scott Macallan Caius: Dr. Rufus Kimble Mike: Eddie Vittorio Harrison: George Edwards/CARRADINE Tom Ogas of “Stories & Lies”: Donald Poe Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this podcast are ©9mm Retirement Radio, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property. | |||
| EPHEMERAL GARLIC Ep. 5 - Dead Air | 01 Aug 2025 | 00:57:40 | |
Rufus is...somewhere. Vince, Scott, and Eddie deal with the repercussions of an ever-changing opera. This scenario is based on “Signal to Noise” by Colin Richards, repurposed for 9mm Retirement Radio. Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing. If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our Discord server and come interact with us and other Delta Green fans! Also, follow us on Instagram Check out these other great APs Stories & Lies Sorry, Honey, I Have To Take This Dead Channels (available through Patreon) Chaos Engine Podcast Black Flare Hand On the Door The Eldritch Hour (Call of Cthulhu) The Nasty Table: 12 Gauge Theme Song: “9mm Retirement Radio Theme” by Chris Hamje, Handler of “Sorry Honey, I Have To Take This” Additional music and sound effects provided by Avery Alexander (used with permission) & Envato (royalty-free). Cast Max: Handler Lukas: Vincent “Vince” Peterson Jan: Scott Macallan Caius: Dr. Rufus Kimble Mike: Eddie Vittorio Harrison: George Edwards/CARRADINE Tom Ogas of “Stories & Lies”: Donald Poe Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this podcast are ©9mm Retirement Radio, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property. | |||
| EPHEMERAL GARLIC Ep. 6 - Relay Station 2 | 08 Aug 2025 | 01:00:43 | |
Scott and Rufus have a conversation. Vince builds the signal interrupter device. The storm finally hits town. This scenario is based on “Signal to Noise” by Colin Richards, repurposed for 9mm Retirement Radio. Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing. If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our Discord server and come interact with us and other Delta Green fans! Also, follow us on Instagram Check out these other great APs Stories & Lies Sorry, Honey, I Have To Take This Dead Channels (available through Patreon) Chaos Engine Podcast Black Flare Hand On the Door Dead Letter Bureau This Line Isn't Secure The Eldritch Hour (Call of Cthulhu) The Nasty Table: 12 Gauge Theme Song: “9mm Retirement Radio Theme” by Chris Hamje, Handler of “Sorry Honey, I Have To Take This” The poem in the intro is “Shadows On the Water” by Emily Verse Additional music and sound effects provided by Avery Alexander (used with permission) & Envato (royalty-free). Avery Alexander's music can be found at arcticstealth.bandcamp.com Cast Max: Handler Lukas: Vincent “Vince” Peterson Jan: Scott Macallan Caius: Dr. Rufus Kimble Mike: Eddie Vittorio Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this podcast are ©9mm Retirement Radio, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property. | |||
| EPHEMERAL GARLIC Ep. 7 - Not in Kansas Anymore | 15 Aug 2025 | 00:55:07 | |
The Kansas Team attempt to find their way out. This scenario is based on “Signal to Noise” by Colin Richards, repurposed for 9mm Retirement Radio. Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing. If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our Discord server and come interact with us and other Delta Green fans! Also, follow us on Instagram Check out these other great APs Stories & Lies Sorry, Honey, I Have To Take This Dead Channels (available through Patreon) Chaos Engine Podcast Black Flare Hand On the Door Dead Letter Bureau This Line Isn't Secure The Eldritch Hour (Call of Cthulhu) The Nasty Table: 12 Gauge Theme Song: “9mm Retirement Radio Theme” by Chris Hamje, Handler of “Sorry Honey, I Have To Take This” Additional music and sound effects provided by Avery Alexander (used with permission) & Envato (royalty-free). Avery Alexander's music can be found at arcticstealth.bandcamp.com Cast Max: Handler Lukas: Vincent “Vince” Peterson Jan: Scott Macallan Caius: Dr. Rufus Kimble Mike: Eddie Vittorio Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this podcast are ©9mm Retirement Radio, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property. | |||
| EPHEMERAL GARLIC Ep. 8 - The Pillar | 22 Aug 2025 | 01:04:08 | |
CoMe, rEiCeiVeR. wE WaTCH yoU wAtcH uS! This scenario is based on “Signal to Noise” by Colin Richards, repurposed for 9mm Retirement Radio. Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing. If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our Discord server and come interact with us and other Delta Green fans! Also, follow us on Instagram Check out these other great APs Stories & Lies Sorry, Honey, I Have To Take This Dead Channels (available through Patreon) Chaos Engine Podcast Black Flare Hand On the Door Dead Letter Bureau This Line Isn't Secure The Eldritch Hour (Call of Cthulhu) The Nasty Table: 12 Gauge Ending Music: “The Death Call” by Mortifero (used with permission). You can find their music at their Bandcamp here. Theme Song: “9mm Retirement Radio Theme” by Chris Hamje, Handler of “Sorry Honey, I Have To Take This” Additional music and sound effects provided by Avery Alexander (used with permission) & Envato (royalty-free). You can purchase and download Avery's music at his Bandcamp here. Cast Max: Handler Lukas: Vincent “Vince” Peterson Jan: Scott Macallan Caius: Dr. Rufus Kimble Mike: Eddie Vittorio Harrison: George Edwards/CARRADINE Tom Ogas of “Stories & Lies”: Donald Poe Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this podcast are ©9mm Retirement Radio, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property. | |||
| EPHEMERAL GARLIC Ep. 9 - Home Improvement Pt. 1 | 05 Sep 2025 | 00:56:20 | |
The Kansas Team deals with the shocking outcome of Operational EPHEMERAL GARLIC. We zoom in on Scott Macallan. This scenario is based on “Signal to Noise” by Colin Richards, repurposed for 9mm Retirement Radio. Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing. If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our Discord server and come interact with us and other Delta Green fans! Also, follow us on Instagram Check out these other great APs Stories & Lies Sorry, Honey, I Have To Take This Dead Channels (available through Patreon) Chaos Engine Podcast Black Flare Hand On the Door Dead Letter Bureau This Line Isn't Secure The Eldritch Hour (Call of Cthulhu) The Nasty Table: 12 Gauge Theme Song: “9mm Retirement Radio Theme” by Chris Hamje, Handler of “Sorry Honey, I Have To Take This” Additional music and sound effects provided by Avery Alexander (used with permission) & Envato (royalty-free). You can purchase and download Avery's music at his Bandcamp here: arcticstealth.bandcamp.com Cast Max: Handler Jan: Scott Macallan Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this podcast are ©9mm Retirement Radio, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property. | |||
| EPHEMERAL GARLIC Ep. 10 - Home Improvement Pt. 2 | 05 Sep 2025 | 00:57:10 | |
The Kansas Team deals with the shocking outcome of Operational EPHEMERAL GARLIC. We zoom in on Dr. Rufus Kimble. This scenario is based on “Signal to Noise” by Colin Richards, repurposed for 9mm Retirement Radio. Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing. If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our Discord server and come interact with us and other Delta Green fans! Also, follow us on Instagram Check out these other great APs Stories & Lies Sorry, Honey, I Have To Take This Dead Channels (available through Patreon) Chaos Engine Podcast Black Flare Hand On the Door Dead Letter Bureau This Line Isn't Secure The Eldritch Hour (Call of Cthulhu) The Nasty Table: 12 Gauge Theme Song: “9mm Retirement Radio Theme” by Chris Hamje, Handler of “Sorry Honey, I Have To Take This” Additional music and sound effects provided by Avery Alexander (used with permission) & Envato (royalty-free). You can purchase and download Avery's music at his Bandcamp here: arcticstealth.bandcamp.com Cast Max: Handler Caius: Dr. Rufus Kimble Jan: Scott Macallan Harrison: George Edwards/CARRADINE Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this podcast are ©9mm Retirement Radio, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property. | |||
| EPHEMERAL GARLIC Ep. 11 - Home Improvement Pt. 3 | 19 Sep 2025 | 01:36:51 | |
The Kansas Team deals with the shocking outcome of Operation EPHEMERAL GARLIC. We zoom in on Eddie Vittorio. This scenario is based on “Signal to Noise” by Colin Richards, repurposed for 9mm Retirement Radio. Some lines of dialogue are lifted from the video game "Disco Elysium" as a fun nod and love letter to one of Max's favorite video games. Poem used in Eddie's home scene: "Birds Appearing in a Dream" by Michael Collier Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing. If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our Discord server and come interact with us and other Delta Green fans! Also, follow us on Instagram Check out these other great APs Stories & Lies Sorry, Honey, I Have To Take This Dead Channels (available through Patreon) Chaos Engine Podcast Black Flare Hand On the Door Dead Letter Bureau This Line Isn't Secure The Eldritch Hour (Call of Cthulhu) The Nasty Table: 12 Gauge Theme Song: “9mm Retirement Radio Theme” by Chris Hamje, Handler of “Sorry Honey, I Have To Take This” Additional music and sound effects provided by Avery Alexander (used with permission) & Envato (royalty-free). Cast Max: Handler Mike: Eddie Vittorio Caius: Dr. Rufus Kimble Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this podcast are ©9mm Retirement Radio, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property. | |||
| EPHEMERAL GARLIC Ep. 12 - Postmortem with Colin Richards | 26 Sep 2025 | 02:19:04 | |
HEAVY SPOILERS ABOUND as we unpack Operation EPHEMERAL GARLIC with scenario writer Colin Richards and talk about his inspiration for “Signal to Noise”, his writing process, our favorite flavors of ice cream and snowballs, favorite moments of the arc, and answer Discord user questions. This scenario is based on “Signal to Noise” by Colin Richards, repurposed for 9mm Retirement Radio. You can purchase it at DriveThruRPG. Colin is also the writer of the Call of Cthulhu 7E scenario “Omega Kappa DIE!!!”, described as “a highly inebriated, modern horror-comedy scenario.” It can also be found at DriveThruRPG. You can also find Colin playing games with the RPG Reanimators crew as part of their “It's Alive! Actual Play” video series on the RPG Reanimators YouTube channel. Colin's Links: https://linktr.ee/colinrichards Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing. If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our Discord server and come interact with us and other Delta Green fans! Also, follow us on Instagram Check out these other great APs Stories & Lies Sorry, Honey, I Have To Take This Dead Channels (available through Patreon) Chaos Engine Podcast Black Flare Hand On the Door Dead Letter Bureau This Line Isn't Secure The Eldritch Hour (Call of Cthulhu) The Nasty Table: 12 Gauge Theme Song: “9mm Retirement Radio Theme” by Chris Hamje, Handler of “Sorry Honey, I Have To Take This” Additional music and sound effects provided by Avery Alexander (used with permission) & Envato (royalty-free). Cast Max: Handler Lukas: Vincent “Vince” Peterson Jan: Scott Macallan Caius: Dr. Rufus Kimble Mike: Eddie Vittorio Colin Richards, the author Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this podcast are ©9mm Retirement Radio, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property. | |||
| EPHEMERAL GARLIC - Deathbed Confessional | 03 Oct 2025 | 01:33:23 | |
When an Agent dies, we want to remember all the good and the bad they did in the world. Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing. If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our Discord server and come interact with us and other Delta Green fans! Also, follow us on Instagram Check out these other great APs Stories & Lies Sorry, Honey, I Have To Take This Dead Channels (available through Patreon) Chaos Engine Podcast Black Flare Hand On the Door Dead Letter Bureau This Line Isn't Secure The Eldritch Hour (Call of Cthulhu) The Nasty Table: 12 Gauge Theme Song: “9mm Retirement Radio Theme” by Chris Hamje, Handler of “Sorry Honey, I Have To Take This” Cast Max: Handler Lukas: Vincent “Vince” Peterson (RIP) Jan: Scott Macallan Caius: Dr. Rufus Kimble Harrison: George Edwards/CARRADINE Mike: Sadly couldn't make it, but plays Eddie Vittorio Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this podcast are ©9mm Retirement Radio, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property. | |||
| WALKING DISTANCE Ep. 1 - She Flies With Her Own Wings | 17 Oct 2025 | 01:07:57 | |
March 5, 2018. K-Cell deploys to Gold Beach, Oregon in the wake of a massacre in Port Orford, Oregon to determine if it has an Unnatural origin. This scenario is based on “Walking Distance” by Jan, an original homebrew for 9mm Retirement Radio. Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing. If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our Discord server and come interact with us and other Delta Green fans! We have a Ko-fi! https://ko-fi.com/9mmretirementradio Also, follow us on Instagram Check out these other great Delta Green and horror-themed APs Stories & Lies Sorry, Honey, I Have To Take This Dead Channels (available through Patreon) Chaos Engine Podcast Black Flare Hand On the Door Dead Letter Bureau This Line Isn't Secure The Nasty Table: 12 Gauge The Eldritch Hour (Call of Cthulhu) RPG Reanimators Haunted Hauls (Blades In the Dark) Walking Distance Theme Song: “Punk” by S-Audio (courtesy of Envato) Additional music and sound effects provided by Avery Alexander (used with permission) & Envato (royalty-free) Buy Avery Alexander's music here: arcticstealth.bandcamp.com Cast Jan: Handler Max: “Dan Masterson”/KINGSTON Lukas: Clovis Fern/KRÖGER Caius: Ronald Valentin/KOAN Alex: Bogdan Novak/KLEIN Tom Ogas of Stories & Lies: Donald Poe/ALPHONSE Lex of RPG Reanimators: Curtis McRay/BERNARD Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this podcast are © 9mm Retirement Radio, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property. | |||
| WALKING DISTANCE Ep. 2 - Inglorious Bastards | 17 Oct 2025 | 00:58:20 | |
KRÖGER uncovers startling information. KINGSTON continues surveillance. KLEIN and KOAN meet some locals. This scenario is based on “Walking Distance” by Jan, an original homebrew for 9mm Retirement Radio. Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing. If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our Discord server and come interact with us and other Delta Green fans! We have a Ko-fi! https://ko-fi.com/9mmretirementradio Also, follow us on Instagram Check out these other great Delta Green and horror-themed TTRPG APs Stories & Lies Sorry, Honey, I Have To Take This Dead Channels (available through Patreon) Chaos Engine Podcast Black Flare Hand On the Door Dead Letter Bureau This Line Isn't Secure The Nasty Table: 12 Gauge The Eldritch Hour (Call of Cthulhu) RPG Reanimators Haunted Hauls (Blades In the Dark) Walking Distance Theme Song: “Punk” by S-Audio (courtesy of Envato) Additional music and sound effects provided by Avery Alexander (used with permission) & Envato (royalty-free) Buy Avery Alexander's music here: arcticstealth.bandcamp.com Cast Jan: Handler Max: “Dan Masterson”/KINGSTON Lukas: Clovis Fern/KRÖGER Caius: Ronald Valentin/KOAN Alex: Bogdan Novak/KLEIN Chris, Jake & Tyler of Chaos Engine Podcast: Bar Victims Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this podcast are © 9mm Retirement Radio, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property. | |||
| WALKING DISTANCE Ep. 3 - Defiance | 31 Oct 2025 | 00:58:58 | |
KINGSTON buys a ladder. KLEIN and KOAN visit the morgue and make disturbing discoveries. KRÖGER digs into Seth Myers and the overall investigation. This scenario is based on “Walking Distance” by Jan, an original homebrew for 9mm Retirement Radio. Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing. If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our Discord server and come interact with us and other Delta Green fans! We have a Ko-fi page now! http://ko-fi.com/9mmretirementradio Also, follow us on Instagram Check out these other great Delta Green and horror-themed TTRPG APs Stories & Lies Sorry, Honey, I Have To Take This Dead Channels (available through Patreon) Chaos Engine Podcast Black Flare Hand On the Door Dead Letter Bureau This Line Isn't Secure The Nasty Table: 12 Gauge The Eldritch Hour (Call of Cthulhu) RPG Reanimators Haunted Hauls (Blades In the Dark) Walking Distance Theme Song: “Punk” by S-Audio (courtesy of Envato) Additional music and sound effects provided by Avery Alexander (used with permission) & Envato (royalty-free) Buy Avery Alexander's music here: arcticstealth.bandcamp.com Cast Jan: Handler Max: “Dan Masterson”/KINGSTON Lukas: Clovis Fern/KRÖGER Caius: Ronald Valentin/KOAN Alex: Bogdan Novak/KLEIN Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this podcast are © 9mm Retirement Radio, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property. | |||
| WALKING DISTANCE Ep. 4 - Sisu | 31 Oct 2025 | 01:03:20 | |
KLEIN and KOAN make a startling discovery and ensure a man's silence. KRÖGER uncovers more information. KINGSTON escalates the situation. This scenario is based on “Walking Distance” by Jan, an original homebrew for 9mm Retirement Radio. Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing. If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our Discord server and come interact with us and other Delta Green fans! We have a Ko-fi page now! http://ko-fi.com/9mmretirementradio Also, follow us on Instagram Check out these other great Delta Green and horror-themed TTRPG APs Stories & Lies Sorry, Honey, I Have To Take This Dead Channels (available through Patreon) Chaos Engine Podcast Black Flare Hand On the Door Dead Letter Bureau This Line Isn't Secure The Nasty Table: 12 Gauge The Eldritch Hour (Call of Cthulhu) RPG Reanimators Haunted Hauls (Blades In the Dark) Walking Distance Theme Song: “Punk” by S-Audio (courtesy of Envato) Additional music and sound effects provided by Avery Alexander (used with permission) & Envato (royalty-free) Buy Avery Alexander's music here: arcticstealth.bandcamp.com Cast Jan: Handler Max: “Dan Masterson”/KINGSTON Lukas: Clovis Fern/KRÖGER Caius: Ronald Valentin/KOAN Alex: Bogdan Novak/KLEIN Chris from "Chaos Engine Podcast": Deputy Pierce Jake from "Chaos Engine Podcast": Deputy Hartford Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this podcast are © 9mm Retirement Radio, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property. | |||
| WALKING DISTANCE Ep. 5 - Police Story | 14 Nov 2025 | 01:06:44 | |
KOAN and KLEIN go to Gold Beach Memorial Hospital to speak with a survivor of the Deathshead incident. KRÖGER changes plans. KINGSTON finally arrives back in Gold Beach, Oregon. This scenario is based on “Walking Distance” by Jan, an original homebrew for 9mm Retirement Radio. Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing. If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our Discord server and come interact with us and other Delta Green fans! We have a Ko-fi page now! http://ko-fi.com/9mmretirementradio Also, follow us on Instagram Check out these other great Delta Green and horror-themed TTRPG APs Stories & Lies Sorry, Honey, I Have To Take This Dead Channels (available through Patreon) Chaos Engine Podcast Black Flare Hand On the Door Dead Letter Bureau This Line Isn't Secure The Nasty Table: 12 Gauge The Eldritch Hour (Call of Cthulhu) RPG Reanimators Haunted Hauls (Blades In the Dark) Walking Distance Theme Song: “Punk” by S-Audio (courtesy of Envato) Additional music and sound effects provided by Avery Alexander (used with permission) & Envato (royalty-free) Buy Avery Alexander's music here: arcticstealth.bandcamp.com Cast Jan: Handler Max: “Dan Masterson”/KINGSTON Lukas: Clovis Fern/KRÖGER Caius: Ronald Valentin/KOAN Alex: Bogdan Novak/KLEIN Chris Hamje from “Sorry, Honey, I Have To Take This”: Program Director John Smith/Forrest James Marcone from “Sorry, Honey, I Have To Take This”: Charles Bostick Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this podcast are © 9mm Retirement Radio, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property. | |||
| WALKING DISTANCE Ep. 6 - All You Fascists Bound to Lose | 14 Nov 2025 | 01:06:56 | |
Now back together, K-Cell exchange intel and form a plan. There's a time to investigate and there's a time to shoot first, ask questions never. This scenario is based on “Walking Distance” by Jan, an original homebrew for 9mm Retirement Radio. Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing. If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our Discord server and come interact with us and other Delta Green fans! We have a Ko-fi page now! http://ko-fi.com/9mmretirementradio Also, follow us on Instagram Check out these other great Delta Green and horror-themed TTRPG APs Stories & Lies Sorry, Honey, I Have To Take This Dead Channels (available through Patreon) Chaos Engine Podcast Black Flare Hand On the Door Dead Letter Bureau This Line Isn't Secure The Nasty Table: 12 Gauge The Eldritch Hour (Call of Cthulhu) RPG Reanimators Haunted Hauls (Blades In the Dark) Walking Distance Theme Song: “Punk” by S-Audio (courtesy of Envato) Additional music and sound effects provided by Avery Alexander (used with permission) & Envato (royalty-free) Buy Avery Alexander's music here: arcticstealth.bandcamp.com Cast Jan: Handler Max: “Dan Masterson”/KINGSTON Lukas: Clovis Fern/KRÖGER Caius: Ronald Valentin/KOAN Alex: Bogdan Novak/KLEIN Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this podcast are © 9mm Retirement Radio, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property. | |||
| WALKING DISTANCE Ep. 7 - The Green Room | 28 Nov 2025 | 01:14:22 | |
K-Cell and an unlikely ally discover what plagues Port Orford, Oregon. KOAN, KLEIN and KRÖGER begin the cover up. KINGSTON reaches out to an old contact. This scenario is based on “Walking Distance” by Jan, an original homebrew for 9mm Retirement Radio. Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing. If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our Discord server and come interact with us and other Delta Green fans! We have a Ko-fi page now! http://ko-fi.com/9mmretirementradio Also, follow us on Instagram Check out these other great Delta Green and horror-themed TTRPG APs Stories & Lies Sorry, Honey, I Have To Take This Dead Channels (available through Patreon) Chaos Engine Podcast Black Flare Hand On the Door Dead Letter Bureau This Line Isn't Secure The Nasty Table: 12 Gauge The Eldritch Hour (Call of Cthulhu) RPG Reanimators Haunted Hauls (Blades In the Dark) Walking Distance Theme Song: “Punk” by S-Audio (courtesy of Envato) Additional music and sound effects provided by Avery Alexander (used with permission) & Envato (royalty-free) Cast Jan: Handler Max: “Dan Masterson” (Agent KINGSTON) Lukas: Clovis Fern (Agent KRÖGER) Caius: Ronald Valentin (Agent KOAN) Alex: Bogdan Novak (Agent KLEIN) Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this podcast are © 9mm Retirement Radio, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property. | |||
| WALKING DISTANCE Ep. 8 - Boots Do the Talking | 28 Nov 2025 | 01:13:21 | |
K-Cell attempts to evade local law enforcement with impulsive decision making. This scenario is based on “Walking Distance” by Jan, an original homebrew for 9mm Retirement Radio. Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing. If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our Discord server and come interact with us and other Delta Green fans! We have a Ko-fi page now! http://ko-fi.com/9mmretirementradio Also, follow us on Instagram Check out these other great Delta Green and horror-themed TTRPG APs Stories & Lies Sorry, Honey, I Have To Take This Dead Channels (available through Patreon) Chaos Engine Podcast Black Flare Hand On the Door Dead Letter Bureau This Line Isn't Secure The Nasty Table: 12 Gauge The Eldritch Hour (Call of Cthulhu) RPG Reanimators Haunted Hauls (Blades In the Dark) Walking Distance Theme Song: “Punk” by S-Audio (courtesy of Envato) Closing Theme Song: “Motherfucker Moonbeam” by Blind Mountain Holler Check out Blind Mountain Holler's music at their Bandcamp, even though they aren't active anymore! Special thanks goes to Kelley Haynes, the band's cellist and one of two vocalists, for permission to use the song! Additional music and sound effects provided by Avery Alexander (used with permission) & Envato (royalty-free) Cast Jan: Handler Max: “Dan Masterson”/KINGSTON Lukas: Clovis Fern/KRÖGER Caius: Ronald Valentin/KOAN Alex: Bogdan Novak/KLEIN Lex of RPG Reanimators: Curtis McRay/BERNARD Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this podcast are © 9mm Retirement Radio, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property. | |||
| WALKING DISTANCE Ep. 9 - Postmortem | 05 Dec 2025 | 00:57:46 | |
HEAVY SPOILERS ABOUND as we interrogate Jan about his home brew scenario and discuss the Cthulhu Mythos at large and getting into the guts of Operation WALKING DISTANCE. If you'd rather have aspects of the operation be left in the dark, feel free to skip! This scenario is based on “Walking Distance” by Jan, an original homebrew for 9mm Retirement Radio. Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing. If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our Discord server and come interact with us and other Delta Green fans! We have a Ko-fi page now! http://ko-fi.com/9mmretirementradio Also, follow us on Instagram Check out these other great Delta Green and horror-themed TTRPG APs Stories & Lies Sorry, Honey, I Have To Take This Dead Channels (available through Patreon) Chaos Engine Podcast Black Flare Hand On the Door Dead Letter Bureau This Line Isn't Secure The Nasty Table: 12 Gauge The Eldritch Hour (Call of Cthulhu) RPG Reanimators Haunted Hauls (Blades In the Dark) Walking Distance Theme Song: “Punk” by S-Audio (courtesy of Envato) "9mm Retirement Radio Theme" by Chris Hamje, Handler of "Sorry, Honey, I Have to Take This" Additional music and sound effects provided by Avery Alexander (used with permission) & Envato (royalty-free) Buy Avery Alexander's music here: arcticstealth.bandcamp.com Cast Jan: Handler Max: “Dan Masterson”/KINGSTON Lukas: Clovis Fern/KRÖGER Caius: Ronald Valentin/KOAN Alex: Bogdan Novak/KLEIN (RIP) Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this podcast are © 9mm Retirement Radio, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property. | |||
| CAPITAL GAINS Ep. 1 - By the Sword, We Seek Peace | 19 Dec 2025 | 01:05:12 | |
December 11, 1989. After a tumultuous year, the Kansas Team reassemble in Cambridge, Massachusetts to find out why Dr. Laura Clark, a Friendly of the Group, missed her scheduled check-in on December 10. New faces present new tensions. This scenario is based on the fan scenario “Operation CAPITAL GAINS” by Sofie Batlle, repurposed for 9mm Retirement Radio. Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing. If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our Discord server and come interact with us and other Delta Green fans! We have a Ko-fi page now! http://ko-fi.com/9mmretirementradio Also, follow us on Instagram Check out these other great Delta Green and horror-themed TTRPG APs Stories & Lies Sorry, Honey, I Have To Take This Dead Channels (available through Patreon) Chaos Engine Podcast Black Flare Hand On the Door Dead Letter Bureau This Line Isn't Secure The Nasty Table: 12 Gauge The Eldritch Hour (Call of Cthulhu) RPG Reanimators Haunted Hauls (Blades In the Dark) Theme Song: “9mm Retirement Radio Theme” by Chris Hamje, Handler of “Sorry Honey, I Have To Take This” Additional music and sound effects provided by Avery Alexander (used with permission) & Envato (royalty-free). Cast Max: Handler Jan: Scott Macallan Mike: Eddie Vittorio Lukas: Matthew Reed Caius: Harley Haney Harrison: George Edwards/CARRADINE Chris of the "Chaos Engine Podcast": Dr. Joseph Camp Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this podcast are ©9mm Retirement Radio, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property. | |||
| CAPITAL GAINS Ep. 2 - Nocturnal Stealth | 02 Jan 2026 | 00:48:30 | |
Scott and Eddie adjust to new presences on the team as they investigate Dr. Laura Clark's residence. This scenario is based on the fan scenario “Operation CAPITAL GAINS” by Sofie Batlle, repurposed for 9mm Retirement Radio. Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing. If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our Discord server and come interact with us and other Delta Green fans! We have a Ko-fi page now! http://ko-fi.com/9mmretirementradio Also, follow us on Instagram Check out these other great Delta Green and horror-themed TTRPG APs Stories & Lies Sorry, Honey, I Have To Take This Dead Channels (available through Patreon) Chaos Engine Podcast Black Flare Hand On the Door Dead Letter Bureau This Line Isn't Secure The Nasty Table: 12 Gauge The Eldritch Hour (Call of Cthulhu) Haunted Hauls (Blades In the Dark) Theme Song: “9mm Retirement Radio Theme” by Chris Hamje, Handler of “Sorry Honey, I Have To Take This” Additional music and sound effects provided by Avery Alexander (used with permission) & Envato (royalty-free). Cast Max: Handler Jan: Scott Macallan Mike: Eddie Vittorio Lukas: Matthew Reed Caius: Harley Haney Harrison: George Edwards/CARRADINE Chris of “Chaos Engine Podcast”: Dr. Joseph Camp Chris Hamje of “Sorry, Honey, I Have to Take This”: Forrest James Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this podcast are ©9mm Retirement Radio, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property. | |||
| CAPITAL GAINS Ep. 3 - Higher Education | 16 Jan 2026 | 00:58:16 | |
Matthew and Harley have a tense encounter. Scott and Eddie visit Harvard University to gain more information on Dr. Laura Clark. This scenario is based on the fan scenario “Operation CAPITAL GAINS” by Sofie Batlle, repurposed for 9mm Retirement Radio. Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing. If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our Discord server and come interact with us and other Delta Green fans! We have a Ko-fi page now! http://ko-fi.com/9mmretirementradio Also, follow us on Instagram Check out these other great Delta Green and horror-themed TTRPG APs Stories & Lies Sorry, Honey, I Have To Take This Dead Channels (available through Patreon) Chaos Engine Podcast Black Flare Hand On the Door Dead Letter Bureau This Line Isn't Secure The Nasty Table: 12 Gauge The Eldritch Hour (Call of Cthulhu) RPG Reanimators Haunted Hauls (Blades In the Dark) Theme Song: “9mm Retirement Radio Theme” by Chris Hamje, Handler of “Sorry Honey, I Have To Take This” Additional music and sound effects provided by Avery Alexander (used with permission) & Envato (royalty-free). Cast Max: Handler Jan: Scott Macallan Mike: Eddie Vittorio Lukas: Matthew Reed Caius: Harley Haney Aubrey of “Hand On the Door”: Dr. Laura Clark Sam, Jimmy, and Mazie of “Hand On the Door”: Gang members Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this podcast are ©9mm Retirement Radio, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property. | |||
| CAPITAL GAINS Ep. 4 - Never Gonna Give You Up | 30 Jan 2026 | 01:11:22 | |
Scott runs into someone from his past. Matthew & Harley learn a bit more about each other. The team meets up at Ray's Diner to discuss the next steps and form a plan. This scenario is based on the fan scenario “Operation CAPITAL GAINS” by Sofie Batlle, repurposed for 9mm Retirement Radio. Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing. If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our Discord server and come interact with us and other Delta Green fans! We have a Ko-fi page now! http://ko-fi.com/9mmretirementradio Also, follow us on Instagram Check out these other great Delta Green and horror-themed TTRPG APs Stories & Lies Sorry, Honey, I Have To Take This Dead Channels (available through Patreon) Chaos Engine Podcast Black Flare Hand On the Door Dead Letter Bureau This Line Isn't Secure The Nasty Table: 12 Gauge The Eldritch Hour (Call of Cthulhu) RPG Reanimators Haunted Hauls (Blades In the Dark) Theme Song: “9mm Retirement Radio Theme” by Chris Hamje, Handler of “Sorry Honey, I Have To Take This” Additional music and sound effects provided by Avery Alexander (used with permission) & Envato (royalty-free). Cast Max: Handler Lukas: Matthew Reed Jan: Scott Macallan Caius: Harley Haney Mike: Eddie Vittorio Mat of “Stories & Lies”: Dr. Henri Laroche Charlie of “This Line Isn't Secure”: Officer Michael Cosworth Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this podcast are ©9mm Retirement Radio, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property. | |||
| CAPITAL GAINS Ep. 5 - Never Gonna Let You Down | 13 Feb 2026 | 01:35:34 | |
Scott and Eddie head back to Harvard to find activist Mitchell Pierce. Harley Haney makes a phone call at the hotel. Matthew Reed tries to get some sleep...key word, tries. This scenario is based on the fan scenario “Operation CAPITAL GAINS” by Sofie Batlle, repurposed for 9mm Retirement Radio. Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing. If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our Discord server and come interact with us and other Delta Green fans! We have a Ko-fi page now! http://ko-fi.com/9mmretirementradio Also, follow us on Instagram Check out these other great Delta Green and horror-themed TTRPG APs Stories & Lies Sorry, Honey, I Have To Take This Dead Channels (available through Patreon) Chaos Engine Podcast Black Flare Hand On the Door Dead Letter Bureau This Line Isn't Secure The Nasty Table: 12 Gauge The Eldritch Hour (Call of Cthulhu) RPG Reanimators Haunted Hauls (Blades In the Dark) Theme Song: “9mm Retirement Radio Theme” by Chris Hamje, Handler of “Sorry Honey, I Have To Take This” Additional music and sound effects provided by Avery Alexander (used with permission) & Envato (royalty-free). Cast Max: Handler Lukas: Matthew Reed Jan: Scott Macallan Caius: Harley Haney Mike: Eddie Vittorio Harrison: George Edwards/CARRADINE Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this podcast are ©9mm Retirement Radio, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property. | |||
| CAPITAL GAINS Ep. 6 - Care Package Retrieval | 27 Feb 2026 | 01:02:35 | |
December 12, 1989. The team grapples with the previous day's events and feelings from it. A care package awaits in Peacham, Vermont for Scott and Matthew. Eddie and Harley conduct surveillance. This scenario is based on the fan scenario “Operation CAPITAL GAINS” by Sofie Batlle, repurposed for 9mm Retirement Radio. Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing. If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our Discord server and come interact with us and other Delta Green fans! We have a Ko-fi page now! http://ko-fi.com/9mmretirementradio Also, follow us on Instagram Check out these other great Delta Green and horror-themed TTRPG APs Stories & Lies Sorry, Honey, I Have To Take This Dead Channels (available through Patreon) Chaos Engine Podcast Black Flare Hand On the Door Dead Letter Bureau This Line Isn't Secure The Nasty Table: 12 Gauge The Eldritch Hour (Call of Cthulhu) RPG Reanimators Haunted Hauls (Blades In the Dark) Theme Song: “9mm Retirement Radio Theme” by Chris Hamje, Handler of “Sorry Honey, I Have To Take This” Additional music and sound effects provided by Avery Alexander (used with permission) & Envato (royalty-free). Cast Max: Handler Jan: Scott Macallan Mike: Eddie Vittorio Lukas: Matthew Reed Caius: Harley Haney Harrison: George Edwards/CARRADINE Nick Sayers of “Dead Letter Bureau”: Leo Browder Sam of “Hand On the Door”: Browder's Second-in-Command Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this podcast are ©9mm Retirement Radio, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property. | |||
| 1 Year Anniversary Message | 28 Feb 2026 | 00:05:41 | |
A look ahead at what's to come from us, on the one year anniversary of our release --- Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing. We now have a Ko-fi page if you want to support us! https://ko-fi.com/9mmretirementradio If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our \\\Discord\ server and come interact with us and other Delta Green fans! Also, follow us on \\\Instagram\ Check out these other great Delta Green APs Stories & Lies Sorry, Honey, I Have To Take This Dead Channels (available through Patreon) Chaos Engine Podcast Black Flare Hand On the Door Dead Letter Bureau This Line Isn't Secure The Nasty Table: 12 Gauge The Eldritch Hour (Call of Cthulhu) Haunted Hauls (Blades in the Dark) Handlers Only Theme Song: “9mm Retirement Radio Theme” by Chris Hamje, Handler of “Sorry Honey, I Have To Take This” Cast Max Caius Mike Lukas Jan Harrison Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this podcast are ©9mm Retirement Radio, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property. | |||
| CAPITAL GAINS Ep. 7 - Black Sun | 13 Mar 2026 | 01:03:13 | |
Scott and Matthew reconvene with Harley and Eddie to stake out an apartment. This scenario is based on the fan scenario “Operation CAPITAL GAINS” by Sofie Batlle, repurposed for 9mm Retirement Radio. Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing. If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our Discord server and come interact with us and other Delta Green fans! We have a Ko-fi now! https://ko-fi.com/9mmretirementradio Also, follow us on Instagram Check out these other great Delta Green APs Stories & Lies Sorry, Honey, I Have To Take This Dead Channels (available through Patreon) Chaos Engine Podcast Black Flare Hand On the Door Dead Letter Bureau This Line Isn't Secure The Nasty Table: 12 Gauge The Eldritch Hour (Call of Cthulhu) Haunted Hauls (Blades in the Dark) Theme Song: “9mm Retirement Radio Theme” by Chris Hamje, Handler of “Sorry Honey, I Have To Take This” Additional music and sound effects provided by Avery Alexander (used with permission) & Envato (royalty-free). Cast Max: Handler Lukas: Matthew Reed Jan: Scott Macallan Caius: Harley Haney Mike: Eddie Vittorio Harrison: George Edwards/CARRADINE Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this podcast are ©9mm Retirement Radio, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property. | |||
| CAPITAL GAINS Ep. 8 - Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum | 27 Mar 2026 | 01:06:19 | |
The Kansas Team attempt to rescue Dr. Laura Clark. --- This scenario is based on the fan scenario “Operation CAPITAL GAINS” by Sofie Batlle, repurposed for 9mm Retirement Radio. Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing. If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our \\\Discord\ server and come interact with us and other Delta Green fans! Also, follow us on \\\Instagram\ Check out these other great Delta Green APs Stories & Lies Sorry, Honey, I Have To Take This Dead Channels (available through Patreon) Chaos Engine Podcast Black Flare Hand On the Door Dead Letter Bureau This Line Isn't Secure The Nasty Table: 12 Gauge The Eldritch Hour (Call of Cthulhu) Haunted Hauls (Blades In the Dark) Theme Song: “9mm Retirement Radio Theme” by Chris Hamje, Handler of “Sorry Honey, I Have To Take This” Ending Song: "Pitch Black Dark" by Mortifero. Big shoutout to them for allowing permission of their music. You can find their albums here: https://mortifero.bandcamp.com/ Additional music and sound effects provided by Avery Alexander (used with permission) & Envato (royalty-free). Cast Max: Handler Lukas: Matthew Reed Jan: Scott Macallan Caius: Harley Haney Mike: Eddie Vittorio Harrison: George Edwards/CARRADINE Aubrey of “Hand On the Door”: Dr. Laura Clark Nick Sayers of "Dead Letter Bureau": Leo Browder Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this podcast are ©9mm Retirement Radio, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property. | |||
| CAPITAL GAINS Ep. 9 - No Place Like Home Part 1 | 10 Apr 2026 | 01:18:51 | |
The repercussions of Operation CAPITAL GAINS are felt. We zoom in on Matthew Reed. --- This scenario is based on the fan scenario “Operation CAPITAL GAINS” by Sofie Batlle, repurposed for 9mm Retirement Radio. Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing. If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our \\\Discord\ server and come interact with us and other Delta Green fans! Also, follow us on \\\Instagram\ Check out these other great Delta Green APs Stories & Lies Sorry, Honey, I Have To Take This Dead Channels (available through Patreon) Chaos Engine Podcast Black Flare Hand On the Door Dead Letter Bureau This Line Isn't Secure The Nasty Table: 12 Gauge The Eldritch Hour (Call of Cthulhu) Haunted Hauls (Blades in the Dark) Theme Song: “9mm Retirement Radio Theme” by Chris Hamje, Handler of “Sorry Honey, I Have To Take This” Additional music and sound effects provided by Avery Alexander (used with permission) & Envato (royalty-free). Cast Max: Handler Lukas: Matthew Reed Chris Hamje of “Sorry, Honey, I Have to Take This”: Forrest James Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this podcast are ©9mm Retirement Radio, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property. | |||
| CAPITAL GAINS Ep. 10 - No Place Like Home Part 2 | 24 Apr 2026 | 01:29:55 | |
The repercussions of Operation CAPITAL GAINS are felt. We zoom in on Eddie Vittorio and Scott Macallan. --- This scenario is based on the fan scenario “Operation CAPITAL GAINS” by Sofia Batlle, repurposed for 9mm Retirement Radio. Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing. If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our \\\Discord\ server and come interact with us and other Delta Green fans! Also, follow us on \\\Instagram\ Check out these other great Delta Green APs Stories & Lies Sorry, Honey, I Have To Take This Dead Channels (available through Patreon) Chaos Engine Podcast Black Flare Hand On the Door Dead Letter Bureau This Line Isn't Secure The Nasty Table: 12 Gauge The Eldritch Hour (Call of Cthulhu) Haunted Hauls (Blades In the Dark) Theme Song: “9mm Retirement Radio Theme” by Chris Hamje, Handler of “Sorry Honey, I Have To Take This” Additional music and sound effects provided by Avery Alexander (used with permission) & Envato (royalty-free). Cast Max: Handler Jan: Scott Macallan Mike: Eddie Vittorio Harrison: George Edwards/CARRADINE Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this podcast are ©9mm Retirement Radio, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property. | |||
| CAPITAL GAINS Ep. 11 - Postmortem with Sofie Batlle | 08 May 2026 | 01:28:00 | |
HEAVY SPOILERS AHEAD as we unpack Operation CAPITAL GAINS with scenario writer Sofie, discussing favorite moments, how they write scenarios, correlations between punk rock and modern politics, a blooper reel, and what's coming next! --- This scenario is based on the fan scenario “Operation CAPITAL GAINS” by Sofie Batlle, repurposed for 9mm Retirement Radio. Sofie has two other great scenarios you can find on dg-scenario-database.com: “Operation MUTE SWAN” and “Where Sea and Stars Collide.” They are also in two bands, listed below: ...and it's name was epyon: https://www.instagram.com/ainweofficial/?hl=en Heaven Through Violence: https://www.instagram.com/heaventhroughviolence_ma/ Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing. Stories & Lies Sorry, Honey, I Have To Take This Dead Channels (available through Patreon) Chaos Engine Podcast Black Flare Hand On the DoorDead Letter Bureau This Line Isn't Secure The Nasty Table: 12 Gauge The Eldritch Hour (Call of Cthulhu) Haunted Hauls (Blades In the Dark) Handlers Only Theme Song: “9mm Retirement Radio Theme” by Chris Hamje, Handler of “Sorry Honey, I Have To Take This” Additional music and sound effects provided by Avery Alexander (used with permission) & Envato (royalty-free). Cast Max: Handler Jan: Scott Macallan Mike: Eddie Vittorio Lukas: Matthew Reed Caius: Harley Haney (RIP) Harrison: George Edwards/CARRADINE Sofie Batlle, the scenario author | |||
| CAT'S GRACE Ep. 1 - False Pretenses | 22 May 2026 | 00:57:12 | |
January 26, 2004. L-Cell is assembled in New York City when one of four missing models in the upcoming New York Fashion Week turns up brutally murdered. Agent LUKE tasks Agents LANDON and LILY with investigating, as well as recruit a new member to the cell. --- This scenario is based on “Cat's Grace” by Loluan/Lukas, an original homebrew for 9mm Retirement Radio. Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing. We now have a Ko-fi page if you want to support us! https://ko-fi.com/9mmretirementradio If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our \\\Discord\ server and come interact with us and other Delta Green fans! Also, follow us on \\\Instagram\ Check out these other great Delta Green and horror-adjacent APs Stories & Lies Sorry, Honey, I Have To Take This Dead Channels (available through Patreon) Chaos Engine Podcast Black Flare Hand On the Door Dead Letter Bureau This Line Isn't Secure The Nasty Table: 12 Gauge The Eldritch Hour (Call of Cthulhu) Haunted Hauls (Blades In The Dark) Handlers Only Theme Song: “Shadow Cat Strut” by Chris Hamje, Handler of Sorry Honey, I Have To Take This Additional music and sound effects provided by Avery Alexander (used with permission), Soundstripe, Envato, and freesound.org (under Creative Commons). Cast Lukas: Handler Max: Tyrone Beasley/LANDON Jan: Kevin Rivers/LILY Mike: Dr. Declan Greco Tom Ogas of “Stories & Lies”: Donald Poe/ALPHONSE Harrison: George Edwards/CARRADINE Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this podcast are © 9mm Retirement Radio, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property. | |||
| CAT'S GRACE Ep. 2 - Capiche Shabakala | 22 May 2026 | 00:57:44 | |
Dr. Declan Greco joins LANDON and LILY in their investigation of murdered model Evie Redcrow. Something is following L-Cell. --- This scenario is based on “Cat's Grace” by Lukas Zickwolf, an original homebrew for 9mm Retirement Radio. Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing. We now have a Ko-fi page if you want to support us! https://ko-fi.com/9mmretirementradio If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our \\\Discord\ server and come interact with us and other Delta Green fans! Also, follow us on \\\Instagram\ Check out these other great Delta Green and horror-adjacent APs Stories & Lies Sorry, Honey, I Have To Take This Dead Channels (available through Patreon) Chaos Engine Podcast Black Flare Hand On the Door Dead Letter Bureau This Line Isn't Secure The Nasty Table: 12 Gauge The Eldritch Hour (Call of Cthulhu) Haunted Hauls (Blades In The Dark) Handlers Only Check out Beth on the David Behaviour Podcast, a monthly horror novel review podcast. Theme Song: “Shadow Cat Strut” by Chris Hamje, Handler of Sorry Honey, I Have To Take This Additional music and sound effects provided by Avery Alexander (used with permission), Soundstripe, Envato, and freesound.org (under Creative Commons). Cast Lukas: Handler Max: Tyrone Beasley/LANDON Jan: Kevin Rivers/LILY Mike: Dr. Declan Greco Alia of “Sorry, Honey, I Have to Take This”: Natalie Raff Caius: Unnamed Male Model Beth of “David Behaviour Podcast” and “RPG Reanimators It's Alive! AP” games: Unnamed Female Model Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this podcast are © 9mm Retirement Radio, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property. | |||
| CAT'S GRACE Ep. 3 - Chopped Cheese | 05 Jun 2026 | 01:10:00 | |
L-Cell and Dr. Greco uncover new information after searching Evie Redcrow's apartment and Dr. Greco experiences a revelation. --- This scenario is based on “Cat's Grace” by Loluan/Lukas, an original homebrew for 9mm Retirement Radio. Played using Delta Green: The Roleplaying Game by Arc Dream Publishing. We now have a Ko-fi page if you want to support us! https://ko-fi.com/9mmretirementradio If you'd like to support our efforts and boost our signal, join our \\\Discord\ server and come interact with us and other Delta Green fans! Also, follow us on \\\Instagram\ Check out these other great Delta Green and horror-adjacent APs Stories & Lies Sorry, Honey, I Have To Take This Dead Channels (available through Patreon) Chaos Engine Podcast Black Flare Hand On the Door Dead Letter Bureau This Line Isn't Secure The Nasty Table: 12 Gauge The Eldritch Hour (Call of Cthulhu) Haunted Hauls (Blades In The Dark) Handlers Only Theme Song: “Shadow Cat Strut” by Chris Hamje, Handler of Sorry Honey, I Have To Take This Additional music and sound effects provided by Avery Alexander (used with permission) and Envato Cast Lukas: Handler Max: Tyrone Beasley/LANDON Jan: Kevin Rivers/LILY Mike: Dr. Declan Greco “Trauma” and Ally: Unnamed EMS & Police Officer Published by arrangement with the Delta Green Partnership. The intellectual property known as Delta Green is a trademark and copyright owned by the Delta Green Partnership, who has licensed its use here. The contents of this podcast are © 9mm Retirement Radio, excepting those elements that are components of the Delta Green intellectual property. | |||