Revenge of the Red Baron (1994) w/ Chris from Dead Formats 

Category: One Night Under the Big Top, Lil Bad Guy 3/3

The last war will be waged not for the honor of nations but for the love of family.  

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-Crash & Burn 

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Child's Play (1988) w/ Chris from Dead Formats 

Category: One Night Under the Big Top, Lil Bad Guys 2/3

LD conjures up an all time classic lil bad guy. Chris joins in yet again for this 1988 classic. The Dirty Dudes continue knocking these Lil Bad Guy picks out of the park. The 9PM news is starting soon.

-Crash & Burn

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Double Threat (1992)

Category: Double the Ass, Cut the Runtime 1/3

LD doubles down the on the sleaze of Season III. The Dirty Dudes get into all kind of sexy twist and turns on this one. So jump in the BMW, pump up those arms and take care of that butthole because it's a wild start to Double the Ass, Cut the Runtime. 

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Breakdown (1997)

Category: Revenge 4: BIG RIGS Are Back 1/3

Thumper hauls in the first pick for the end of Season 1 with his biggest crush Kurt Russel. This donut driven thrill ride has Pulsating Pete doing some very detailed research on big rigs sleep cabins. Meanwhile, Throbbing Bob goes through kidnap scenarios and doesn't know his presidents. Let the wind take you aways for this one.

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Tough Guys Don't Dance (1987)

Category: QT's Cuties 3/3

Tough guy Kron brings the tough guys a mesmerizing whacky film to wrap this category up. The dirty dudes are amazed that only seven people live in Martha's Vineyard. They discuss the many levels of murder that are out there. It's agreed that MURDER 1 is the worst. The boys spray shaving cream on the mirror for episode 110 or something like that. Who knows...Oh God No.

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THE BOXSET

The dirty dudes are still stuck in Florida. They bring in Brantley from Horror Drafts to take on the return of HammerHead, the horrors of the Vietnam War and MONSTER TRUCKS. Perfect episode no other notes needed. Vote Lisa Ann 2024!!!

-Splash and Burn 

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The Hidden (1987)

Category: QT's Cuties 2/3

Laundry Dan tries to break into the top 10 with a pick that just barely counts for the category. Kron is still obsessed with butt worms and the boys create a new band called DitchPiss. BDP shows up and gives some insider information on some big directors. And remember to never Old John Hamm your ham. It's like were sharing an ass worm or something!

-Crash and Burn

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Big Trouble in Little China (1987)

LIVE FROM THE BUDZ TOUR 

The dirty dudes come together in the same room to try to heal the podcast and each other. Kron finally brings Big Trouble to 5DR. The guys talk Gump, more Discovery Channel shenanigans and the integrity of the Big List. 5DR's PSR level is at a 5.6 after this BUDZ TOUR!!!

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Alligator (1980)

Category: QT's Cuties 1/3

Bones flushes the podcast into the sewers of Chicago Angeles, Missouri to kick off a new category.  Kron would make a lazy detective and Dan starts a new side business venture.   -Flush and Burn

Welcome back to THE BOXSET

The dirty dudes continue to jet ski through the greatest show of the 90's. While having some free drinks at the Skuttlebutt the guys meet up with PennySmasher to take a trip to England, get a lesson on the Civil War and take out some hackers that wear kilts. If that doesn't grab your attention then go watch Lost or something. 

-Splash and Burn 

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Body Parts (1991)

Category: Nate Hands or Feet 3/3

Surgery.  Travel Mugs.  Resident Evil 4.  Action Franchises.  Could we get even more distracted while dissecting this 1991 Horror Thriller? Actual plot discussion around 31 mins.  No apologies, though.   -Crash and Burn   Sign up to be an organ donor today. https://www.organdonor.gov/sign-up   JOIN THE DISCORD  https://discord.com/invite/3zP2SXKtfq    

Upgrade (2018)

Category: Nate Hands or Feet 2/3

Bones brings some much needed enhancements to the store with his pick for this category. He also digs up a joke from 10 years ago that makes Laundry Dan laugh cough. Lava cakes return, mixed in with some JFK conspiracies and puppet master talks as well. Throw in a little pre-Wick chat and we got an episode.

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Vibrations (1996)

Category: Nate Hands or Feet 1/3

Kron drags the dirty dudes to a rave and they pick up George along the way. Everyone has a great time with this almost after school special about a guy that gets robot hands. The guys get into New York stews, Generation X and Nick Nolte stops in again. So grab those glow sticks and dance along.

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Poison Ivy 2: Lily (1996)

THE BOXSET

The Dirty Dudes continue to scratch and itch their way through the Boxset. Bones and Kron are rolling in the high weeds but LD might still be on the path. Avoid that strange dancing creature, grab your art supplies and get to class.  

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Welcome back to THE BOXSET

Machete Greg Anderson from The Weekly Podcast Massacre joins in on all the tropical fun. It's the longest cold open but it's the greatest cold open. The guys join Hulk and Bru on saving Kelly from some crazy prince. It's all to save the babysitter. Some big name directors might have found some inspiration in Thunder in Paradise, Bones brings up his Terminator paradox and all sorts of craziness ensues. 

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Supernova (2000)

Category: Direction Erection: The Films of Walter Hill 3/3

MovieBot and Bones bring this hard long category to an end with Supernova. The guys can't believe this is the first full in space movie covered in 5DR history. The guys chat Bosstones and bringing back Ska music to unite the country. They guys also skim through Tom Hanks career and everyone is very curious about that 3524. 

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Extreme Prejudice (1987)

Category: Direction Erection: The Films of Walter Hill 2/3

Kron brings on the 2nd direction erection with the enjoyable macho bleakness of Extreme Prejudice. Nick Nolte jumps in from the start to fill in some nice details. The guys get the bring smoking back campaign started. Bones shares his destruction of public property story. Grab your comedy club popcorn and find someone to lick your fingers because here we go...

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Streets of Fire (1984)

Category: Direction Erection: The Films of Walter Hill 1/3

The dirty dudes kick off a study of the films of Walter Hill. Laundry Dan brings Hill's passion project to 5DR. Respect is paid in full to Walter Hill and the guys figure out two directors they can't live without. Bones freaks out about all the great actors in the film. Kron shows off his landline game. It's another place and another time so grab that hammer...let's go!!

-Crash and Burn 

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The weather has cleared and the dirty dudes are gearing up for a big volleyball game. They bring in their good friend DK to help with a tug of war game, getting out of Sea Quentin and some old fashion voodoo. The guys talk the range of acting from The Hulkster. Kron's world comes crashing down with a bombshell moment. Bones gets emotional about the greatest show of the 90's. Pump hard and get ready for some beach tuggin!!!

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Never Too Young to Die (1986)

Category: The BOND is Not Enough 3/3

Kron closes out our latest category with John Stamos fighting the ultimate turd ball Gene Simmons. Bones and Kron go head to head with the famous Bond vs Hunt argument and BDP has to throw in his two cents. The guys find out George Lazenby has lived a life and Dan needs more Cliff in his life. The guys also decide to buy a dune buggy. Now listen or we will tenderize your butts. 

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Highlander (1986)

Category: The BOND is Not Enough 2/3

The dirty dudes bring in the very nice and insightful Josh Bell from Awesome Movie Year Podcast to talk about the battle of the immortals. Laundry Dan creates a whole new car. Kron doubts the abilities of the Highlander and Bones has had way too many bathroom beers. There is some confusion on the faith of a chicken and the guys help Cronenberg create the Highlander remake. Don't drop your mobile in the pisser.

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Live Wire (1992)

Category: The BOND is Not Enough 1/3

The dirty dudes start off this new category with a fun robot for the kids, sex and family trauma for everyone else. Bones brings in a movie that will almost ensure a few pee breaks throughout. Dan does the math with pumps. Kron can't believe Woody Allen played Bond and a clown blows up. What more do you want? It's 85 minutes of great explosive fun.

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Thunder in Paradise: Ep. 1&2  

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Dreams do come true. The dirty dudes finally pack their bags and head to Florida to start Thunder in Paradise. The guys cover the first two episodes of the greatest show of the 90's. It's all the Hogan the guys can handle but they are loving every second of it. Grab your shades and a speed boat and prepare to tan like a hotdog. Hell ya Brother!!

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5 STAR BANGER 

The Thing (1982)

Kron brings in his pick for the first 5 STAR BANGER of the year. The guys find out that no podcast has ever covered The Thing which is shocking news to them. There are also some age old 5DR questions that pop up as well. Certified 100% Approved by 5DR. Grab a coat and some scotch.

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Revenge on the Highway (1992)

Category: BIG RIGS 3: On The Road Again 3/3

Kron hauls in a big load of revenge. The Keach is back looking for a python and calling everyone bums. The Dirty Dudes finish up another big rigs category. Don't lose your tools.

-Crash & Burn 

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In the 8th Rewind, the dirty dudes call in the “Pennysmasher” Chad to help keep them warm during a winter storm. Is the top ten safe? Is bringing in a guest to a rewind an immediate regret? Is Kron’s Humble Helicopter game, GET TO THE CHOPPER, rigged? Later, the dudes close out the show with some BIG 2022 film suggestions and some new-to-us CLASSICS watched along the way. Also 5 Day Rentals has passed 100 episodes so some old friends call in to congratulate.

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Cat People (1982)

Category: Never Rub Another Man's Rhubarb (Exotic Thrillers) 3/3

Laundry Dan bring the holiday joy with the one thing everyone enjoys...CATS. The dirty dudes decide which cat they would be in the afterlife. There is also a rare holiday moment when the dirty dudes actually agree that zoos are terrible places. Oh...and Kron thinks that the category didn't go so well. Thanks for all the support through this year and we look forward to bringing more chaos in 2023. 

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Jade (1995)

Category: Never Rub Another Man's Rhubarb (Erotic Thriller) 2/3

The guys get super Friedkin excited about Bones bringing in a sexy 90's thriller with Jade. The guys break down all the best helicopter action throughout 5DR so far. Bones goes into a Friedkin hole. The guys hint at something they are looking for and Laundry Dan wants the pictures with Presidents to stop. Get in the car and don't forget to cut those pubes.

- Crash and Burn 

Body Double (1984)

Category: Never Rub Another Man's Rhubarb (Erotic Thrillers) 1/3

Kron starts off this steamy new category with one of BDP's classic and trashy thrillers. The guys are excited to get hotdogs back on the show. Bones is still trying to figure out his emotions towards BDP films. Laundry Dan watches TikTok and a shit ton of 5DR regulars stop in for this one. Peep through those blinds and grab some popcorn. 

-Crash and Burn 

Bushwick (2017)

Category: Invasions 2/3

Bones gets with the times and brings Bautista back to 5DR. The guys find out they would not do well in New York City. Bones finally lets everyone in on his fabulously successful life. The guys also go into some Michael Mann shop talk, Kron might really like Argo and Laundry Dan might really like wrestling. Put some whisky in your drinking helmet and let's get moving.

-Crash and Burn 

Ninja III: The Domination (1984) 

Category: Invasions 2/3

Kron brings the V8 juice and a evil ninja demon in for the second pick in Invasions. The guys put together the ultimate concert, find out that Zumba is still a thing and Kron can't get over how hairy one man can be. Bones also exposes his coffee addiction. Order some throwing stars and crack some beers because its a Canon week!!!

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Dark Angel (1990) 

Category: Invasions 1/3

Laundry Dan busts in with a new category. Invasions will be taking place all over the store. The guys bring in Chris from The Movie Psycho Podcast to discuss this Dolph classic. They invite the coolest new drinking trend at Applebees. You'll get knock down but 5DR will pick you back up. Grab the whiskey and cider and get in the car.

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The Last Seduction (1994)

Category: The Paxton/Pullman Paradox 3/3

Warning upfront:  This flick has some stuff that doesn’t age well and either have we.  Kron closes the Paxton-Pullman Paradox with a steamy 90’s noir aimed at teaching Dan how to manage his coins.  BDP comes in hot, confused in his old age.  Kron’s biggest enemy might be chainlink fence and the dudes discuss proper bar etiquette. Please send all smashed penny requests to Kron!!

-Crash and Burn 

The Vagrant (1992)

Category: The Paxton/Pullman Paradox 2/3

Laundry Dan lets in a leading Paxton role with the 2nd pick for the Paxton/Pullman Paradox. Kron and Bones are stuck in a Burton state of mind, Bones is no hero when he dives into the heroin. The guys also brush up on their morals with Wild at Heart. All this week on 5DR. Thanks to our sponsor Black Cellar Rat Poison!

-Crash and Burn 

Brain Dead (1990)

Category: The Paxton/Pullman Paradox 1/3

Bones is determined to make everyone learn a lesson with his new category. By the end of this category no one will ever get confused with Paxton or Pullman. The dirty dudes go full dental discussion to remind you to brush and floss everyday. Bones gets haunted by Applebees and the guys also freak out about how great Dwight Yoakam is. 

-Crash and Burn 

Rolling Vengeance (1987)

Category: BIG RIGS 3: On The Road Again 2/3

LD takes the Dirty Dudes to the Great North for monster truck revenge. The Big Rig keeps rollin' so get a grip and stop all that Cryin'. You Don't Want To Miss a Thing for the second pick of BIG RIGS 3. 

-Crash & Burn

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2 DAY RENTAL 

Halloween Ends (2022)

The dirty dudes wind up the last of the new Halloween trilogy. Bones takes the lead while deep in sickness. Kron shows up ready to put this one in the grave after a whole year of suffering. Dan's just happy that he could throw in some good ol fashioned Pearl Jam. It's some real spooky fun.

-Crash and Burn   

The 90's Draft Crossover Extravaganza Part 1 

Welcome to Part 1 of The 90's Draft Crossover Extravaganza. 5DR kicks off this 5 part monster of a draft. This is a crossover draft between Horror Drafts, Weekly Podcast Massacre, Nerds, Geeks and the Kitchen Sink and The Best Little Horror in Philly so you need to hit up these podcast to get Part 2-5. This is for charity and voting will go live soon. The winner will get $1,000 pushed to their charity. Have fun, vote and as always

-Crash and Burn 

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5 STAR BANGER 

The Warriors (1979)

Grab a beer(s) and hop on the subway with us as we follow the Warriors back to the hot dog Mecca of Coney Island. Laundry Dan takes us through the Walter Hill classic and talks baby names. Kron plans on faking his death and Bones goes on about his new video game obsession. Honestly 1/3 of this is Warriors related.  Sorry, Co-Cheese.   Also stick around for the After Showers where the dirty dudes formerly announce something….kind of cool.

The Rewind # 7

An empty comment box leads the dirty dudes to dive right into a Rewind.  Some massive moves are made to forever change the BIG LIST. Mrs. Doubtfire and Jennifer Aniston drop in and Laundry Dan leads the other two to fight over Before and Afters.

-Crash and Burn 

The House of the Devil (2009)

Category: Black Magic 3/3

To finish up Black Magic, Dan makes us babysit at the House of the Devil.  Kron tries out a new mode of transportation.  Bones is mostly asleep the whole time.  Oh and a shit ton of friends stop by, like, probably too many.

-Crash and Burn 

 

End of Days (1999)

Category: Black Magic 2/3

Bones brings Arnold vs Satan for the 2nd pick of Black Magic. The guys talk about the long term effects of Y2K, Chris Pratt's lack of coolness and the secrets of the Catholic church. They also give a detailed description of the banger soundtrack for the film and Pauly V shows up for some fun as well. Join in on all the stigmata fun and investigate those basements folks.

-Crash and Burn  

Prince of Darkness (1987)

Category: Black Magic 1/3

A rare off-schedule record throws the dirty dudes into a satanic panic. Dan soaks up the moon. Buffalo Bill teaches Sunday school. Kajun Kron and Phil Anselmo pop in and out. And Jesus broke the Prime Directive.   -Crash and Burn

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret of the Ooze (1991)

Category: Greasy, Grimy & Slimy 3/3

Breaking News Tom, the Dirty Dudes close up Greasy, Grimy, Slimy with a classic children’s movie, TMNT 2: The Secret of the Ooze. Are they really ninjas?  Are they too teenager? Do they do anything of note? Kron watches old guys at the gym, Dan has a Will Arnett thing going and Bones loves cooking and cleaning for his wife.  Back to you, Tom.

-Crash and Burn 

Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993)

Category: Greasy, Grimy & Slimy 2/3

Kron takes the guys through one of the more mango sized controversial Friday the 13th flicks. Slimy worms, melting people and Voorhees burgers are only the start. Laundry Dan shares his lighthouse into movies and Bones is just hungry. Oh...and Jennifer Aniston and BDP stop in as well. The guys also decide to bring CRAP back into normal conversation. 

-Crash and Burn  

Space Truckers (1996)

Category: BIG RIGS 3: On The Road Again 1/3

Strap on those truck nuts and grab a soda because the Dirty Dudes are going truckin' once again....This time in space.

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Prey (2022)

Nick and Brantley from the Horror Drafts podcast stop in to help 5DR take on the newest entry in the Predator series. The guys go spoil free in the first half but full on diablo spoilers in the back half. Slap some mud on and sharpen that tomahawk because it's going to get wild. 

-Crash and Burn  

The Greasy Strangler (2016)

Category: Greasy, Grimy & Slimy 1/3

Big Dan opens up a whole world of disgust with a new category. He brings in one of the wildest movies to date in 5DR history. Big Kron goes critical and Big Bones burps on butts now. Join in for all the greasy fun all you HOOTIE TOOTIE DISCO CUTIES...HOOTIE TOOTIE DISCO CUTIE...HOOTIE TOOTIE DISCO CUTIE!!!

-Crash and Burn 

5 STAR BANGER

Jack Reacher (2012)

Following the disappearances of their best friends, Nick and Brantley, the Dirty Dudes throw on Jack Reacher to learn the tools of the trade. Bones didn’t even know this ISNT Rated-R, Kron is only a modern car guy and Dan goes on and on about the main miracle of pregnancy. Milk is for the baby, you perverts.

-Crash and Burn