49ers beat writer Nicholas McGee from A to Z Sports joins Keev and Alex to preview the best team in the NFL. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cole Hogan and Kelly Ehrenreich are both back to discuss whether the Chiefs can become the first team to win three consecutive Supers Bowl. As always, become a patron at patreon.com/32fans to get the full episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joey Braga is back to discuss whether the Dolphins can win their first playoff game this millenium. As always, become a patron at patreon.com/32fans to get the full episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Alex and Akiva briefly preview the Texans before ranking the worst head coaches in the NFL. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Akiva and Alex are joined by Matthew Bryan to begin previewing the 2023 NFL season. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Survivor experts Rob Cesternino & Mike Bloom join Alex and Keev to determine the rules for their new Survivor fantasy football league. There are two 32 Fans Survivor fantasy football leagues this year: one that does not include voting, is similar to the league from the past few years, and is open to up to 80 people, and this new one, capped at 20 people, which will have weekly Tribal Councils with votes. In this podcast we determine the rules for the latter, and also welcome a few applicants into the league. This episode is sponsored by Caldera Lab, which creates high performance men’s skincare products by combining pharmaceutical-grade science with nature’s purest and most potent ingredients. Use code 32FANS at calderalab.com or just go directly to calderalab.com/32FANS for 20% off their best products! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Matt Stewart joins the pod to quiz Keev and Alex on how listeners voted in the 32 Fans census. Become a patron to hear part two. This episode's outro describes the outcome of the game. This episode is sponsored by Caldera Lab, which creates high performance men’s skincare products by combining pharmaceutical-grade science along with nature’s purest and most potent ingredients. Use code 32FANS at calderalab.com or just go directly to calderalab.com/32FANS for 20% off their best products! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Alex and Keev are joined by a number of patrons to conduct a 30-team NBA expansion draft. To hear the full draft (and see full draft results), become a 32 Fans patron! This episode's outro is Watermelon Wormhole by Lane 8. This episode is sponsored by Caldera Lab, which creates high performance men’s skincare products by combining pharmaceutical-grade science, along with nature’s purest and most potent ingredients. Use code 32FANS at calderalab.com or just go directly to calderalab.com/32FANS for 20% off their best products! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Every year Time Magazine names someone (or multiple someones) the Person of the Year. But which Person has had the best year this Millennium? That's what Alex and Uncle Keevy are here to determine, using a bracket, of course. See the full bracket here. Keev also quizzes Alex about his hockey knowledge, for some reason. This episode is sponsored by Caldera Lab, which creates high performance men’s skincare products by combining pharmaceutical-grade science, along with nature’s purest and most potent ingredients. Use code 32FANS at calderalab.com or just go directly to calderalab.com/32FANS for 20% off their best products! This episode is also sponsored by MANSCAPED. Use promo code 32fans at MANSCAPED.com to get 20% off and free shipping on the Beard Hedger™ Pro Kit and anything else you buy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

With the Nuggets winning their first title, it's time for Alex to completely redo the rankings he first made 7 years ago of the most cursed franchises in North American professional sports. Today we discuss the 37th through 21st most cursed franchises. This episode is sponsored by MANSCAPED. Use promo code 32fans at MANSCAPED.com to get 20% off and free shipping on all their products as you get ready for Hot Guy Summer! This episode is also sponsored by Caldera Lab, which creates high performance men’s skincare products by combining pharmaceutical-grade science, along with nature’s purest and most potent ingredients. Use code 32FANS at calderalab.com or just go directly to calderalab.com/32FANS for 20% off their best products! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Alex and Keev complete the thrilling list of the best team in every calendar year this century (so far). This episode is sponsored by MANSCAPED. Use promo code 32fans at MANSCAPED.com to get 20% off and free shipping on the Beard Hedger™ Pro Kit and anything else you buy. This episode is also sponsored by Caldera Lab, which creates high performance men’s skincare products by combining pharmaceutical-grade science, along with nature’s purest and most potent ingredients. Use code 32FANS at calderalab.com or just go directly to calderalab.com/32FANS for 20% off their best products! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Emmy winner Akiva and Alex announce the best sports teams in each of the first 18 years that they were alive. This episode's outro is, of course, the Flamenco guitarist Jan Hengmith's Song for Emmy. This episode is sponsored by MANSCAPED. Use promo code 32fans at MANSCAPED.com to get 20% off and free shipping on the Beard Hedger™ Pro Kit and anything else you buy. This episode is also sponsored by Caldera Lab, which creates high performance men’s skincare products by combining pharmaceutical-grade science, along with nature’s purest and most potent ingredients. Use code 32FANS at calderalab.com or just go directly to calderalab.com/32FANS for 20% off their best products! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Alex and Keev go back and fix the mistakes of Sports Illustrated and the Associated Press, identifying the correct deserving winners of Athlete of the Year for every year of our lives. This episode's outro is As The Years Go By by Mashmakhan. This episode is sponsored by Caldera Lab, which creates high performance men’s skincare products by combining pharmaceutical-grade science, along with nature’s purest and most potent ingredients. Use code 32FANS at calderalab.com or just go directly to calderalab.com/32FANS for 20% off their best products! This episode is also sponsored by MANSCAPED. Use promo code 32fans at MANSCAPED.com to get 20% off and free shipping on the Lawn Mower® 4.0. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Michael Beverage stops by to explain why Deshaun Watson is no longer good at football. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Av returns for the thrilling finale of the bracket to determine the greatest conspiracy in sports. See the entire bracket here. Zvi Rapps ordered Alex to drop an hour-long live Phish performance as this episode's outro music as "punishment" for falling for a fake Phish-related tweet. This episode is sponsored by Caldera Lab, which creates high performance men’s skincare products by combining pharmaceutical-grade science, along with nature’s purest and most potent ingredients. Use code 32FANS at calderalab.com or just go directly to calderalab.com/32FANS for 20% off their best products! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Keev and Alex welcome back Jordan Kalish to battle against 31 fans in picking the first round of the NFL draft. Thank you to JT Jaberuski, Yoni Pollak, Tom Donlan, Jacob Lewin, Chad Shepherd, Zach Brooks, Adam Brooks, Tim Westine, Ari Gleicher, Shamir Seidman, Justin Melo, Zach Richler, Devin Maida, Steven Apter, Matt Faigen, Scottie, David Droegemeier, Dave Chappell, Alban Brooke, Yoni Wiesel, Ian Rosenblum, Allen Weiss, Zach Sosna, Paul Elliott, Warren Bigelow and Producer Kelly for making picks for us. This episode's outro is Stomping Grounds (Live) by Bela Fleck and The Flecktones (h/t Zvi Rapps). This episode is sponsored by Caldera Lab, which creates high performance men’s skincare products by combining pharmaceutical-grade science, along with nature’s purest and most potent ingredients. Use code 32FANS at calderalab.com or just go directly to calderalab.com/32FANS for 20% off their best products! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The NBA playoffs have begun, which means it's the perfect time to start speculating about the underhanded conspiracies that are going to screw your team out of its deserved success, and so the guys welcome Av Sinensky to guide us through a bracket of 32 sports conspiracies to determine which one is the ... best? most likely to be accurate? Who knows exactly what the determining metrics are, it's a 32 Fans bracket! Everybody knows that the dice are loaded, and so this episode's outro is fittingly Leonard Cohen's "Everybody Knows". Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A special bonus Bracket Season bracket to celebrate Uncle Keevy's UConn Huskies winning the NCAA bracket! Here is last week's patron-only episode, a special bracket to determine what is the greatest among 32 things that call themselves Great. See completed bracket here. This episode is brought to you by MANSCAPED. Use promo code 32fans at MANSCAPED.com to get 20% off and free shipping on the Beard Hedger™ Pro Kit and anything else you buy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Keev and Alex preview the 2023 MLB season in the spirit of the season, with AL and NL brackets to determine who will face off in the 2023 World Series. Click here to see the completed bracket. This episode is brought to you by MANSCAPED. Use promo code 32fans at MANSCAPED.com to get 20% off and free shipping on the Beard Hedger™ Pro Kit and anything else you buy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is a video episode -- click here to watch the video version. Sometimes an idea gets proposed on RAANAP and Rob dismisses it as "more of a 32 Fans idea", which explains why two married heterosexual dads nearing 40 are determining which of the men to have been named People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive is the sexiest of them all. To add the slightest bit of credibility to the proceedings, the guys are joined by Dr. Amanda Rabinowitz and Ali Lasher. In honor of the WBC champs, this episode's outro is Turning Japanese by The Vapors (h/t Eolan Allen). This episode is brought to you by MANSCAPED. Use promo code 32fans at MANSCAPED.com to get 20% off and free shipping on the Beard Hedger™ Pro Kit and anything else you buy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Alex and Keev welcome Rocco Miller to provide some actual expert commentary as they make the official 2023 32 Fans NCAA Men's Bracket. The tournament is Akiva's favorite drug, so this episode's outro is Narcotic by Liquido (h/t Zvi Rapps). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

With the Oscars coming Sunday night, Av joins Alex and Akiva to determine the best of the sixty 2022 movies he saw in the style of the season. You can follow along with the bracket here, but doing so before you listen will spoil the podcast. This episode is brought to you by MANSCAPED. Use promo code 32fans at MANSCAPED.com to get 20% off and free shipping on the Beard Hedger™ Pro Kit and anything else you buy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The thrilling finale to the three-part series identifying the most relevant pro sports teams in America right now. See Alex's and Keev's full rankings here. If you hated our rankings, don't worry, they're ephemeral. By next month our rankings may be totally different, because the Past Recedes, which is also the name of the John Frusciante song requested by Zvi Rapps as an outro to this podcast episode. This episode is brought to you by MANSCAPED. Use promo code 32fans at MANSCAPED.com to get 20% off and free shipping on the Beard Hedger™ Pro Kit and anything else you buy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Keev and Alex rank all 92 NFL/NBA/MLB franchises in how relevant they are right now. This episode is brought to you by MANSCAPED. Use promo code 32fans at MANSCAPED.com to get 20% off and free shipping on the Beard Hedger™ Pro Kit and anything else you buy. This episode's outro is Relevant by Popcaan. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sam Kouvaris returns to discuss the Jaguars and perhaps some Pro Football Hall of Fame voting. As always, become a patron at patreon.com/32fans to get the full episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Keev and Alex discuss the Super Bowl and mourn the end of the NFL season. This episode's outro is NJ by Chelsea Cutler, an appropriately sad song for a sad time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Super Bowl is in four days so on this football podcast we talk about a bunch of random stuff. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Keev and Alex talk about having more babies and not using technology for 25 hours a week, plus the conference championships and some other stuff. In honor of the conversation about not constantly being online, this episode's outro, originally requested by Zach Brooks, is Brad Paisley's Online. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Alex and Keev pick the conference championship games and discuss Super Bowl parties and beards and the QB carousel to come this offseason. This episode's outro is If You Talk Too Much (My Head Will Explode) by People in Planes. Don't forget to go to manscaped.com and use the promo code 32fans to get 20% off and free shipping on the brand new MANSCAPED® Beard Hedger™Pro Kit. Don't be like Uncle Keevy. Shape your beard. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

An ignominious end to the Vikings season. With Minnesota having lost to Big Blue, it's Minnesota's own Bob Dylan singing It's All Over Now, Baby Blue for this episode's outro. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Keev and Alex discuss the fired coaches and the wild card matchups. This episode's outro is about an Irish survivor, in honor of the Final Survivor of the 2022 32 Fans Survivor-Themed Fantasy Football League, Eolan Allen. Congrats Eolan! 🇮🇪 If you'd like to join the 3-in-1 NFL Playoff Pool, click here: https://forms.gle/uqayb2oukou7dQEL8 If you'd like to join the 2023 Pool of Pools, click here: https://forms.gle/58m67DQfWn6qKBn4A Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Alex and Keev only podcasted once last week, so the guys are just excited to be back together, gabbing about whatever. This episode's outro is Flying :)) by Tom Odell. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Akiva guesses and picks the week 17 lines. This episode's outro is the only gift that the 32 Fans hosts can give to our Christmas-celebrating listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Alex and Keev discuss a wild weekend of football and also list some of their favorite podcasts of 2022. Did you know that the Barenaked Ladies came out with a Chanukah song? Well, it's the outro to this episode, so now you do. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Keev surprises Alex by asking him to rank his top TV shows of the year but fortunately Alex has a list at the ready. This episode's outro is the theme song to Alex's top show of the year. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harold and Jared and Akiva discuss whether the Jets can go 21-0 before Alex shows up to be a party pooper. As always, become a patron at patreon.com/32fans to get the full episode, which in this case means nearly an extra hour of content. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Keev and Alex make week 14 picks. This episode's outro is Bei Mir Bistu Shein by the VIBERS feat. Michael Moshonov (h/t Abe Sutton). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Alex and Akiva recap the US victory over Iran plus last week's NFL action. Welsh patron Rich Leech requested this episode's outro as a goodbye to Ecuador from the World Cup. Goodbye also to Rich's own Wales. And Iran. And host Qatar. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Alex and Keev discuss a somber week 11 of the NFL while watching the World Cup. In honor of the stirring Welsh comeback to draw with the USMNT, Eolan Allen has requested this SPINE-TINGLING performance of Dafydd Iwan belting out Yma o Hyd before a Wales match. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Alex catches his breath and recaps a crazy Sunday with the Uncle. Because Justin "Jets" Jefferson gave Alex so much joy yesterday, this episode's outro is Jefferson Airplane's Rejoyce. Ironically, listening to this song is actually a horrifying and rather unenjoyable experience, but that's kind of what it's like to be a Vikings fan, so it still works. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's Monday morning and Keev and Alex are ready to recap another week of NFL action that featured wins for both their favorite teams. This episode's outro is I Know It's Over by the Smiths, which is how Alex is beginning to feel about Aaron Rodgers and Tom Brady. Don't forget to go to Manscaped.com and use the code 32FANS for 20% off your entire order plus free worldwide shipping! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Alex recaps his trip to Buffalo and the NFL's busiest trade deadline ever. This episode's outro is a special shoutout to Kyrie Irving. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's been two-and-a-half months since the 32 Fans preseason QB rankings, and a lot has changed, so Alex and Keev are redoing their QB rankings and trying not to overreact to half a dozen games per team. This episode's outro is requested by Zvi and may or may not feature patron (and RAANAP fan) Alex G. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Alex ranks the NBA teams from 30 to 1 and Keev makes playoff picks. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Alex and Keev talk about the only week of football they can watch unimpeded by Jewish holidays this month. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's Rosh Hashana, the Jewish new year, so while Keev and Alex are in synagogue dipping apples in honey and blowing the shofar, for the rest of us it's time to celebrate with crappy audio and drunk podcasters! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tim Westine is excited about what should be the best Falcons season since 28-3. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Upbeat Keev and Down Alex discuss a wild week 2. Chris Martin is a dork. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're back! Week 1 of the NFL season is in the books (well, except for MNF), and Alex and Keev are excited to be back talking about football together. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Akiva and Alex have finally reached the top of the mountain, which means it's time for them to pick the results of all 286 NFL games this season plus determine which future bets they're willing to make together. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices