Explore every episode of the podcast 108.9 The Hawk with Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock
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| Top Three Metal Bands with Dave Hill | 26 May 2025 | 00:53:32 | |
Top Three Metal Bands with Dave Hill This week on 108.9 The Hawk, Geoff Garlock spirals into a hilarious numerical meltdown, prompting Whisp Turlington to offer dubious comfort, before the show devolves into a spirited debate over Nazareth versus Judas Priest. The chaos culminates with comedian Dave Hill joining the fray to discuss his upcoming show, opening the brand new Flapper's Comedy Club in Val Verde, which includes a damp cake for the 1700 lucky attendees.
Sponsored by: Schlittles! And more! Guest Starring: The legendary Dave Hill. More about Dave here: https://www.davehillonline.com/ Order Dave’s comic here: https://www.midtowncomics.com/product/2421462 Here’s how YOU can support Val Verde’s second choice for rock, 108.9 The Hawk
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| Got Your Rock Merch with Damien Fahey | 19 May 2025 | 01:10:28 | |
They may be the NUMBER TWENTY morning show in all of Val Verde, but that isn’t stopping Geoff and Whisp from delivering the GOODS. Today, they set a trap and welcome rock merch mogul, JEEF PONDEROSA (DAMIEN FAHEY), to The Geoff and Whisp Show to discuss all of the deadstock rock shirts he has and what the hell is taking so long with the 108.9 The Hawk shirts Whisp ordered from him weeks ago.
Plus, a posthumous single debut from the one and only Jimmy OneMeal! Sponsored by: Sharney’s Channel 8’s “Slipknot In This House” Tom Keifer’s Blowing Leafers Glockenspiel Pond Guest Starring: Damien Fahey (MTV, Family Guy) Here’s how YOU can support Val Verde’s second choice for rock, 108.9 The Hawk
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| Hawk Rock Talk: RUSH | 12 May 2025 | 01:25:28 | |
A brand new episode of HAWK ROCK TALK! And in this episode, Jason and Geoff tackle one of the greatest Classic Rock bands in history - CLASSIC ROCK RADIO WOULD NOT FUNCTION WITHOUT THEM! CANADA'S FINEST! RUSH! From beginning to the end, The Hawk covers it all. What does "Roll The Bones" mean for Jason and Geoff? Find out in today's episode of 108.9 The Hawk - HAWK ROCK TALK! Here’s how YOU can support Val Verde’s second choice for rock, 108.9 The Hawk
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| Get In The Cannon! | 05 May 2025 | 00:44:23 | |
This week on 108.9 The Hawk, Geoff and Whisp debate fire safety with the aggressively disgusting Stinky the Bear, launch seedless watermelon into the sun, and reveal the shocking truth about H.P. Lovecraft's hatred of summering in Val Verde. More insider information about the much more dangerous Illuminati, The Sultans of Swing! Plus, Art's 'Crazy Taxi' traffic reports and a deep dive into the CIA's connection to the Scorpions. It's the kind of classic rock morning radio that'll make you question everything. Sponsored by:
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| The 20th Most Loved Radio Show with Mike Drucker | 28 Apr 2025 | 01:01:37 | |
Join Geoff and Whisp as they grapple with plummeting radio ratings (from #1 to #10 and then #20!). They blame a disastrous “98.6 The Squirt" ad buy and explore the questionable comfort of Chatbot therapy. This episode takes a wild turn with Marvel "What If...?" scenarios, the dangers of Val Verde's Pac-Man Fever-a-Thon, and a truly unforgettable interview with Zimothy Larson (Mike Drucker), the eccentric owner of "Bookshelf Books." Zimothy's struggle with names, his disdain for James Patterson (except during "Eruption"), and the legacy of his father's "Zavid's Sexy Books" add to the chaos. Sponsored by: Chatbot Therapy Bullins Funeral Home Guest Starring: Mike Drucker (Full Frontal with Samantha Bee, The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, Mystery Science Theatre 3000) Check out Mike’s book, “Good Game, No Rematch!” https://www.harpercollins.com/products/good-game-no-rematch-mike-drucker?variant=43103018024994 Here’s how to support Val Verde’s choice for rock, 108.9 The Hawk
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| Ratings Daze & Dirtbag Rock Anthems with Jordan Doll | 21 Apr 2025 | 00:57:41 | |
Buckle up, Val Verde! It's ratings day on 108.9 The Hawk, and Geoff and Whisp are feeling... some type of way. Will it be Steakport celebrations or limo cancellations? Plus, rock legend Vic Badmoney (Jordan Doll) of 80's rock band, Rock Bottom joins the show, and things get WILD! Get ready for questionable financial advice, dirtbag rock confessions, and of course, Art Spart with the traffic report that will make you hurl!
Sponsored by: Greg Lake’s Spring Days Channel 8’s “Same Damaged Brain” Big Truck: Live from Mike & The Mechanics Guest Starring: Jordan Doll (Werewolf Radar, Just For Laughs, 100 Foot Mustache) Check out Jordan HERE: Here’s how to support Val Verde’s choice for rock, 108.9 The Hawk
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| The Val Verde Guide to Influencing with Jamie Loftus | 14 Apr 2025 | 01:00:49 | |
Get ready to have your algorithm rocked! This week on 108.9 The Hawk's Geoff and Whisp Show, we're diving deep into the wild world of influencing with the one and only Mackenzie Mackenzie (Jamie Loftus), feminist icon and social media guru. We're talking TikTok trends, Truth Social tribulations, and how to avoid getting tased by the Val Verde PD. Plus: the inside scoop on Clumpsy, Val Verde's 420-friendly feline, the dangers of free chicken wings, and the premiere of Channel 8++’s new adult animated show, “ASSDOG.” Also, tickets to see Def Leppard this Saturday at the Verde Dome! Just listen for the sounder! Sponsored by:
Guest Starring: Jamie Loftus (Sixteenth Minute (Of Fame), The Bechdel Cast, Star Trek: Lower Decks) Listen to Sixteenth Minute (Of Fame) here: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1119-sixteenth-minute-of-fame-172216473/ Love 108.9 The Hawk? NIIIICEEEE! Here’s what you can do!
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| A Rolling Stone Restaurant with Paul Scheer | 07 Apr 2025 | 00:59:37 | |
The Geoff and Whisp Show is back for another legendary radio morning in Val Verde! And if there’s one thing they do, they celebrate local businesses! Today, they bring in FLIP TURLEY (Paul Scheer) the new owner of Hard Rock Cafe: Val Verde! And he’s got some new ideas involving legendary London rockers, THE ROLLING STONES! Learn about Flip’ Stones themed meals! The shape of his urinals! And how the only connection to the Stones he can make is through Ronnie Wood’s distant cousin. Geoff and Whisp also talk about Eric Clapton’s remakes, The Popcorn Ghost and a surprise guest enters the Rock And Roll RV. A 108.9 THE HAWK YOU DO NOT WANT TO MISS! Guest Starring: Paul Scheer (How Did This Get Made?, Unspooled, Dark Web) Sponsored by Jefferson Starchips and Channel 8’s “Bloody Well Right!” Love 108.9 The Hawk? NIIIICEEEE! Here’s what you can do!
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| Aerosmith All Weekend Long & Whisp’s Epic Picnic | 31 Mar 2025 | 00:47:34 | |
108.9 The Hawk is bringing you the ultimate weekend combo: 15 songs from Aerosmith every hour AND all the details on Whisp Turlington's "Here Comes Spring Motherfu*kers Cookout"! First, we dive into our Aerosmith weekend. Get ready for a deep dive into the Columbia and Geffen eras, with some sped-up versions and Chipmunk covers thrown in for good measure Then, get ready for the party of the year! Whisp is inviting everyone (except Paul Schaeffer and maybe Geoff ) to his cookout. Plus, you know Barry Gibb’s bringing his Barry Beef! Find out which rockers have their own hot sauces! And Page is doing all of his album, “Outrider,” live at the picnic! Sponsored by: Chestnuts Channel 8’s “Farts With A Z” Coopersmith Coffins Food Gulch Love 108.9 The Hawk? NIIIICEEEE! Here’s what you can do!
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| Wake Up, You Slobs! | 24 Mar 2025 | 00:45:50 | |
Buckle up, Val Verde! The Geoff and Whisp Show is here to drag you out of bed with a healthy dose of classic rock! This episode's got it all: ZZ Top's hairy man requirements, the tragic tale of Uncle Petruchio's helium-filled meats, and Whisp’s mind-bending encounter with Michael Jackson, Paul McCartney, and…”College Ramen?” Plus, we venture into the dangers of Slayer Gulch, get a traffic update from the one and only Art Spart, and ask the tough questions: Are YOU a Toolhead? It's morning radio the way it's supposed to be – loud, and with Whisp and Geoff!
Sponsored by Shetland Creameries, Brain Juice, Val Verde Christian Fellowship and John Bargain, DDS. Love 108.9 The Hawk? NIIIICEEEE! Here’s what you can do!
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| Big Truck & Geoff: Live From Tuzzard Motors | 17 Mar 2025 | 00:50:43 | |
Geoff "The Angry Man" Garlock and Big "Toot Toot" Truck broadcast live from Tuzzard Motors! Do you want a deal on a car from your past that has just been remade by Bucky Tuzzard and his son, Tucky? Then come on down to Tuzzard Motors, right there on the Four Motor Mile! Learn how the Tuzzard's create their vehicles in extremely unconventional ways to give Val Verde car buyers the best deals in town.
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| Classic Hawk: The Woodstock 99 Simulation with Jake Fogelnest | 14 Mar 2025 | 01:17:34 | |
Welcome to Classic Hawk! Your weekly replay of some of our favorite episodes from archives of 108.9 The Hawk. Today’s Episode: The Woodstock 99 Simulation with Jake Fogelnest Jason Gore is BACK in the co-host chair of the 108.9 The Hawk Morning Show with Geoff "The Angry Man" Garlock. VR developer, SAGE LUKATHER (Jake Fogelnest) stops by the Hawknest to show off his new Woodstock '99 VR experience. Farmer Dan also stops by to discuss "Fall Festival Days" at Shetland Creameries and take a spin on Sage's VR experience to right some wrongs. Guest Starring: Jake Fogelnest (The Tonight Show, Difficult People, Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp) Love 108.9 The Hawk? Here's how to get more:
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| The Voice Over Coach (with DC Pierson) | 10 Mar 2025 | 01:03:32 | |
In this uproarious episode of 108.9 The Hawk, Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock and Whisp Turlington are unexpectedly joined by Triscopher Smith (DC Pierson), a voice-over coach who wanders into their studio and offers to help them improve their ad reads. What ensues is a series of escalating antics, as the hosts try their best to impress their new mentor. Meanwhile, chaos unfolds back at the station as their old rival, 98.6 The Squirt, has returned! Will the show survive? Or will this be the end of 108.9 The Hawk?
Sponsored by: I’m Still Sandin’, Sharney’s and Channel 8! Guest Starring: DC Pierson (The Architect Who Designed New York, Captain America: The Winter Soldier) Love 108.9 The Hawk? THEN TAKE A BIG OL’ BITE!
• Learn more & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.com Keywords: comedy, podcast, radio, voice over, DC Pierson, improvisation, Val Verde, 108.9 The Hawk, Geoff Garlock, Jason Gore, Whisp Turlington, Farmer Dan, Art Spart, UCB Theatre, Crosby, Stills, Nash, Sharney’s, classic rock, New York City, talk show, radio show | |||
| Boogie Woogie Flu Outbreak | 03 Mar 2025 | 00:46:35 | |
The Boogie Woogie Flu has taken hold of Val Verde. There is no cure or treatment, so Whisp Turlington and Geoff "The Angry Man" Garlock are sealed up in the Rock N' Roll RV, giving you the news you need to survive! Big Truck gives you a live report from Hog Street!
Sponsored by: Shitbox Airlines and Absurd Scoops Love 108.9 The Hawk? THEN TAKE A BIG OL’ BITE!
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| Classic Hawk: Rockrock Frozen Dinners with Jo Firestone | 01 Mar 2025 | 00:44:38 | |
Welcome to Classic Hawk! Your weekly replay of some of our favorite episodes from archives of 108.9 The Hawk. Today’s Episode: Rockrock Frozen Dinners with Jo Firestone Legendary rocker, ALEXIS ROCKROCK (JO FIRESTONE) comes on The Whisp Turlington Show to promote her new line of frozen meals, Rockrock Dinners! Whisp has some serious words for Vanessa Kreeve at the Val Verde Rag Sponsored by Shetland Creameries and Turn It On Again Again! Guest Starring: Jo Firestone as Alexis Rockrock! Featured Guest:
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| Val Verde Local Business Spotlight: Jack Water (with Zach Cherry) | 24 Feb 2025 | 01:07:24 | |
We love featuring local businesses on The Geoff and Whisp Show, and this week it’s Val Verde’s favorite water company, Jack Water! Jack Water, Jr. (ZACH CHERRY) has inherited his father, Jack Water’s company and he has some serious and urgent plans to bring it into the 21st Century!
Sponsored by: Michael’s McDonald’s! The Law Office of Larry Mullen Jr. and Channel 8’s “My Two Wives!” Guest Starring: Zach Cherry (Severance, Fallout, Great British Baking Show) Love 108.9 The Hawk? THEN TAKE A BIG OL’ BITE!
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| Willy Crystal Cometh (with Anthony Atamanuik) | 17 Feb 2025 | 01:04:21 | |
Now that pure ass evil is back in the White House, Whisp Turlington makes a gamble on NewsRadio 8888, by betting big on the return of legendary conservative talk show host, WILLY CRYSTAL (Anthony Atamanuik). BUT… Will Whisp’s gamble pay off???
Sponsored by: Shetland Creameries! Stinky’s! And Channel 8’s “The Running Man!” Guest Starring: Anthony Atamanuik (The President Show, What We Do In The Shadows) Love 108.9 The Hawk? THEN TAKE A BIG OL’ BITE!
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| CLASSIC HAWK: Jim Springsteen with John Murray | 14 Feb 2025 | 01:12:31 | |
Welcome to Classic Hawk! Your weekly replay of some of our favorite episodes from archives of 108.9 The Hawk. Today’s Episode: Jim Springsteen (with John Murray) Springsteen is coming to the Verde Dome. What Jason Gore and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock discover is that it isn’t Bruce Springsteen who’s coming… It’s his brother, JIM SPRINGSTEEN (John Murray) and his Jim Springsteen Band. They still play all of his brother’s songs though. Featured Guest:
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| The Worst Classic Rock Covers of All Time Weekend Countdown | 10 Feb 2025 | 00:48:06 | |
Prepare for a sonic assault on your ears as Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock unleash the ultimate countdown of the WORST classic rock covers ever conceived! Broadcasting LIVE from the sometimes-adjacent-to Seabirds Burritos (long story…), Jason and Geoff serve up two-for-one burrito deals alongside a heaping helping of musical travesties. This episode is a wild ride of hot takes, bizarre tangents, and enough cringe-worthy covers to make you question the very fabric of reality.
Plus, a new PSA from Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock and your updated 108.9 The Hawk Concert Calendar! Sponsored by: Seabirds Burittos! Love 108.9 The Hawk? THEN DIVE ON IN!
Keywords: Classic Rock, Worst Covers, Music Podcast, Comedy Podcast, Jason Gore, Geoff Garlock, Seabirds Burritos, Weezer, Toto, AC/DC, Van Morrison, Eric Clapton, Sheryl Crow, Kate Bush, Dweezil Zappa, George Lucas, Pauly Shore, Skid Row, The Doors, Frank Zappa, 108.9 The Hawk, Val Verde, Radio, Funny, Humor, Music Review, Bad Music, Cover Songs, Musical Atrocities, Rock Music, 80s Music, 70s Music, 90s Music. | |||
| Classic Hawk: Start Hearing Sports with Joe Wengert | 08 Feb 2025 | 00:55:16 | |
Welcome to Classic Hawk! Your weekly replay of some of our favorite episodes from archives of 108.9 The Hawk. Today’s Episode: Start Hearing Sports (with Joe Wengert) Why did Huey Lewis & The News try to bury this movie? World-renowned filmmaker Jonathan David Martin-David (comedian Joe Wengert) joins The Whisp Turlington Show on 108.9 The Hawk to discuss hisunreleased documentary, "Start Playing Sports," about the iconic 80s band. What secrets does this film hold? Tune in to find out! This episode is packed with Hawk goodness:
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| Vinyl, Predators and The Piano Man (with Patrick Cotnoir) | 03 Feb 2025 | 01:01:05 | |
It’s a wild ride on The Geoff and Whisp Show as Patrick Cotnoir stops by the show to talk about his podcast and SO MUCH MORE - 108.9 The Hawk STYLE! The Sultans of Swing: Whisp recounts his induction into the prestigious Illuminati-like, Sultans of Swing, an exclusive club founded by Mark Knopfler. "Hey, That's Me": Patrick Cotnoir discusses his new podcast, "Hey, That's Me," where he interviews individuals who worked on movies and TV shows but never got to do commentaries. A ” Vinyl" Controversy: Reminisce about the short-lived HBO series "Vinyl," and the alleged cocaine-fueled demise of the show, involving Mick Jagger and Martin Scorsese. SNL 50 Speculation: Geoff, Whisp and Patrick engage in an outlandish guessing game about potential surprise guests for the 50th anniversary of Saturday Night Live.Plus, Big Truck broadcasts live from the Sammy Hagar School of Good Driving! And today’s episode of The Geoff and Whisp Show is brought to you by FogCar - a new ridesharing service operated by the band, Foghat. Sponsored by: Michael McDonald Hair Institute, Alex VanNeckbraces Guest: Patrick Cotnoir (Hey, That’s Me, The George Lucas Talk Show) Love 108.9 The Hawk? THEN DIVE ON IN! Subscribe on Apple. Follow on Spotify! Subscribe to our channel on YouTube! Give a five-star review on Apple Podcasts! Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts Early access to audio and video episodes & bonus shows: https://patreon.com/1089thehawk Follow us on social media: YouTube, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Threads Learn more & sign up for our mailing list: https://1089thehawk.comKeywords: Geoff and Whisp Show, morning radio, comedy podcast, Hey That's Me, Patrick Cotnoir, Vinyl, Mick Jagger, Martin Scorsese, SNL 50th Anniversary, Big Truck, Brain Juice, Predator, The Shawshank Redemption, Andy Dick, 108.9 The Hawk, Jason Gore, Geoff Garlock, George Lucas, Kojak, classic rock, Sammy Hagar, Dire Straits, Mark Knopfler, Illuminati, Sultans of Swing, Carson Daly | |||
| Please Don’t Leave Spotify (with Matt Walsh) | 27 Jan 2025 | 00:57:10 | |
This week on the Geoff and Whisp show on 108.9 The Hawk, things get even wilder! From Metallica midnight sales and memos about show introductions, Geoff and Whisp are then joined by Alexi Linkenborg (MATT WALSH) from Spotify, on a mission to keep their podcast on the platform.
Plus, Celebrity Impressions! A virtual John Popper! And why does Bono owe Whisp ten-thousand dollars? Sponsored by: Sharney’s! Hair Dump! And Channel 8’s “Live Island!” Guests:
Check out “Not An Artist,” available digitally on January 31st! Love 108.9 The Hawk? THEN DIVE ON IN!
Keywords: Matt Walsh, Veep, Not An Artist, Jason Gore, Geoff Garlock, Spotify, Podcasts, Morning Zoo, Radio, Classic Rock, Metallica, Richard Marx, Algorithm, Streaming Music, Val Verde, 108.9 The Hawk, Geoff and Whisp, Art Spart, Traffic, Cenobites, Hellraiser, Puzzles, Scavenger Hunt, John Mellencamp, Bono, Kiss, Blues Traveler, Sheryl Crow, Celebrity Impressions, Cloning | |||
| The Woman (with Katie Rich) | 20 Jan 2025 | 01:09:10 | |
Welcome back to Val Verde's Number One Classic Radio Station, 108.9 The Hawk! Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock start 2025 with a BANG as their guest is the one and only, “Woman (Katie Rich).” That’s right. THE WOMAN. If you listened to rock radio in Chicago in the 90’s, you’ll immediately recognize The Woman’s voice as she was an integral part of many morning and afternoon radio shows.
Sponsored by: Nirvana Shirt Warehouse and Two Dogs from Phil Collins! Guest Starring: Katie Rich (Saturday Night Live, Chicago Party Aunt, Harley Quinn) Love 108.9 The Hawk? THEN DIVE ON IN!
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| HAWK ROCK TALK: The Rolling Stones, Part One | 13 Jan 2025 | 01:43:08 | |
HAWK. ROCK. TALK. RETURNS. The first in a THREE (yes, THREE) part series on one of the most legendary classic rock bands of all time - THE ROLLING STOOOONNNNNES. In Part One, Jason and Geoff cover the Stones albums and singles from the first album through "Beggars Banquet!" GET YOUR STONES ON! Love 108.9 The Hawk? THEN DIVE ON IN!
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| 108.9 The Hawk - Best Of 2024 - Part Two | 06 Jan 2025 | 01:16:05 | |
So many great moments from 2024 that we had to do TWO episodes to get them all in! In this episode enjoy greats like Dave Holmes! Kristen Bartlett! Rekha Shankar! Danny Tamberelli! Natasha Vaynblat! Caissie St. Onge! Will Hines! Bobby Moynihan! And so many more!
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| 108.9 The Hawk - The Best of 2024 - Part One | 31 Dec 2024 | 00:56:59 | |
Putting together a Best Of episode is one of the hardest things to do. There’s only so much you can put in and we will definitely add that 2024 was a banner year for The Hawk in terms of bits and guests. So you won’t get EVERYTHING in a Best Of, which is why this is in TWO PARTS! But even then, you’re not going to get all of your favorites. Many Hawkheads picked their favorites and many of them went in. Also, if you’re looking for an easy way to get into 108.9 The Hawk or get your friends into it, these are the episodes to share!
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| The Val Verde Couple Days Before Christmas Annual Christmas Parade | 23 Dec 2024 | 00:45:43 | |
The marching band is ready. The floats are moving. And an annual Val Verde tradition is here. Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock and Whisp Turlington broadcast live from Hog Street giving you a rundown of all the festive magic of this year’s Val Verde Couple Days Before Christmas Annual Christmas Parade! Love 108.9 The Hawk? HERE’S WHERE TO GET IT ALL & HOW TO HELP!
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| DOOBIE 108.9 | 16 Dec 2024 | 00:41:24 | |
Welp, when you’re the number one radio station in Val Verde, it just makes sense to play around with the format, right? That’s at least what Boss Ron thinks and this morning, he’s changed 108.9 The Hawk into DOOBIE 108.9. All Doobie Brothers. All The TIME!
Plus, the Doobie were once slated to be in the film, “Problem Child 3?!” Whisp fondly remembers his father, Burlington Turlington and shares a story about the creation of the Marvel character, Groot. This episode is sponsored by: Shetland Creameries And Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock wants you to get smarter using “Brain Juice.” Love 108.9 The Hawk? HERE’S WHERE TO GET IT ALL & HOW TO HELP!
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| All Bets Off | 09 Dec 2024 | 00:41:15 | |
It seems that All Bets are Off in the 7AM hour of today’s Geoff and Whisp Show!
Plus a new 108.9 The Hawk Concert Calendar and PSA from Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock! And another new Clapton song? This episode is sponsored by:
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| Paul McCartney: Live at the Verde Dome (with Pat Cassels) | 02 Dec 2024 | 01:00:15 | |
For years, the organizers of the Annual Val Verde BeatleCon have been emailing Sir Paul McCartney (played by Pat Cassels), begging him to perform at the Con at the Verde Dome. This year, for the 48th iteration, it actually worked! Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock and Whisp Turlington broadcast live from backstage at BeatleCon, running down all the performers and sitting down for an interview with a legendary, Paul McCartney!
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Guest Starring: Pat Cassels (Full Frontal with Samantha Bee, Atlas Obscura, CollegeHumor) Love 108.9 The Hawk? HERE’S WHERE TO GET IT ALL & HOW TO HELP!
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| The Fourth Hour | 25 Nov 2024 | 00:47:33 | |
The Fourth Hour Usually, when you listen to 108.9 The Hawk, you’re listening to the first hour of The Geoff and Whisp Show, the number one morning show in Val Verde. Today, we mix it up and you get THE FINAL HOUR. THE FOURTH HOUR. And oooh baby, it ain’t nothing like the first hour.
Sponsored by: Bad Company Fudge Company Fabulous Thunderbirds Shipping Company And… The Hawk Trees are back?! Love 108.9 The Hawk? Well, you KNOW you gotta get some more!
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| Classic Hawk: Harper Lawson, Hawk Intern (with Ashley Nicole Black) | 22 Nov 2024 | 00:54:30 | |
Welcome to Classic Hawk! Your weekly replay of some of our favorite episodes from archives of 108.9 The Hawk. Today’s Episode: Harper Lawson, Hawk Intern (with Ashley Nicole Black) Originally Aired on July 10, 2023 Social media influencer HARPER LAWSON (ASHLEY NICOLE BLACK) gets an internship at 108.9 The Hawk at her high school teacher's recommendation. Are the DJ's from The Whisp Turlington Show COOL enough for Harper? Sponsored by Farnsworth Chocolate Turd! Joe Perry's Let The Washer Do The Washing! 108.9 The Hawk Thin Lizzy PSA! Tiny Fork! Coderssons Coding Completely! And check out the latest 108.9 The Hawk Concert Calendar! Guest Starring: Ashley Nicole Black (Bad Monkey, A Black Lady Sketch Show, Full Frontal with Samantha Bee, Ted Lasso, Shrinking) as Harper Lawson! Love 108.9 The Hawk? Here's how to get more:
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| 108.9 The Hawk 50th Anniversary Celebration | 18 Nov 2024 | 01:00:08 | |
That’s right. On this day in 1974, the tubes warmed up - the transmitter whirred and the first sounds of 108.9 The Hawk blasted over the airwaves in the Val Verde Valley. And since you only get one 50th Anniversary, Whisp Turlington is pulling out all of the stops, calling in every single celebrity favor to make this an anniversary party you will remember forever! Sponsored by Drugmore, The Steak Hole, No Sugar Tonight Diner, Vanessee Starr’s, Channel 8’s National Lampoon’s Speed Trap, Taco Tuesday, and a Belly Full of Led! Love 108.9 The Hawk? Well, you KNOW you gotta get some more!
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| 108.9 The Hawk: Fan Favorites - Commercials | 11 Nov 2024 | 01:00:20 | |
Sure, Jason and Geoff have written over 700+ commercials on 108.9 The Hawk. But now it’s time for the FANS to choose. That’s right HawkHeads. We asked you for some of your favorite commercials throughout the history of 108.9 The Hawk AND YOU CHOSE some of the absolute best. Not only are you getting newly remastered versions of these commercials, you’re also getting the FULL version of our Pink Floyd Sharney’s Parody, “Uncomfortably Full,” which has never been released BEFORE. You asked for them. You got them. The hottest classic rock comedy radio commercials in the world. With classics like Peter Gabriel Sharney’s, Vince Neil’s Too Hot For Pizza, Michael’s McDonald’s, Hot Yogurt, Seabirds Burritos, Mr Big and Talls, Pizza Emporium, Shetland Creameries, Metallifuel, Jefferson Starchips and MORE. 40 commercials. 60 minutes. If you’ve ever wanted to get a taste of what 108.9 The Hawk is all about, or wanted to give your friends a bite to get them into it - Well, here’s an effin’ fork. Dig in, my friend! Love 108.9 The Hawk? Well, you KNOW you gotta get some more!
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| Classic Hawk: The Frank Zappa Morning Show (with Julie Klausner) | 08 Nov 2024 | 00:59:10 | |
Welcome to Classic Hawk! Your weekly replay of some of our favorite episodes from archives of 108.9 The Hawk. Today’s Episode: The Frank Zappa Morning Show (with Julie Klausner) Originally Aired on September 26, 2022 Boss Ron is trying some new things and this time he's paired Whisp Turlington with the Hawk's latest "star" DJ, Greg Lemonsour. They are joined in-studio by Cindy Ravine (played by Julie Klausner), the world's biggest Frank Zappa fan. Cindy is working to start a Frank Zappa Morning Show and hopes to learn some tips from Whisp and Greg. Also featuring the latest single from "Billy Squier," "NyQuil Chicken!" Zappa's Shoes. Soda Dad by FISTER. Burger Tools and more! Guest Starring: Julie Klausner (Difficult People, Double Threat, Kids In The Hall, Schmigadoon) Julie has relaunched her classic podcast, “How Was Your Week?” Listen here: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/how-was-your-week/ Love 108.9 The Hawk? Here's how to get more:
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| Mayor Lee Roth Indicted (with Bobby Moynihan) | 04 Nov 2024 | 01:00:39 | |
The one and only BOBBY MOYNIHAN stops by the Rock & Roll RV to plug his upcoming weekend shows at Dingbats!
Plus, the guys talk about how Drugmore already has their Valentines candy out, Art Spart gives you the breakdown on DivorceCon 2024 and how it’s impacting your morning commute, Eric Clapton’s doing commercials for Flappers now, new Sean Connery themed mugs at Juggggs Mug Emporium - AND stick around for some Saturday Night Live chat in the interview that you do not want to miss! Sponsored by: The Doobie Bros. Present: Black Water Waterpark, Tiny Fork, Nirvana Shirt Warehouse, and The Steak Hole. Guest Starring: Bobby Moynihan (Saturday Night Live, Mr. Mayor, Who Me?, Lego Star Wars: Rebuild The Galaxy, Ducktales) Pick up a copy of “Not All Sheep Are Boring”: https://www.amazon.com/Not-All-Sheep-Are-Boring/dp/0593407032 Love 108.9 The Hawk? Well, you KNOW you gotta get some more!
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| Classic Hawk: Liquid Lunchtime | 01 Nov 2024 | 00:53:26 | |
Welcome to Classic Hawk! Your weekly replay of some of our favorite episodes from archives of 108.9 The Hawk. Today’s Episode: Liquid Lunchtime! Originally Aired on January 3, 2022 Get out those lunch sacks and THROW THEM IN THE RIVER! It's time for the 108.9 The Hawk All Request Liquid Lunchtime with your hosts, Jason Gore and Geoff "The Angry Man" Garlock! Phone lines are open! GLUG GLUG! NO SOLIDS FOR LUNCH, PLEASE! Sponsored by: Shetland Creameries, Enuff Z’Nuff Lawyers, Mike & The Mechanics, Gal Gerde and a promo from Big Truck! Special Guests: Danielle Grace, Marshall Stratton, Graham Techler, Emily Gore and Adam Maid Love 108.9 The Hawk? Here's how to get more:
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| Hawk Halloween 2024 (with Kristen Bartlett) | 28 Oct 2024 | 00:58:42 | |
It’s the annual 108.9 The Hawk Halloweeeeeen episode! Jill Jurgens (played by Kristen Bartlett) from “Moms For Freedom” stops by The Geoff and Whisp Show to talk Halloween candy safety and she definitely knows exactly what contraband Val Verdians will be sticking in their candy this year.
Plus, is AC/DC’s “Back In Black” a Halloween song? And Jugggg’s Mug Emporium has ALL the Halloween mugs you could want. We run them down for you! Guest Starring: Kristen Bartlett (Saturday Night Live, How To Die Alone, Full Frontal with Samantha Bee) Sponsored by: Shelley’s Jellies! Thin and Loose Clothing Warehouse! Tom Kiefer’s Ghost Blowing Leafers! And a Halloween message from Sharney’s. Love 108.9 The Hawk? Well, you gotta get some more!
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| Classic Hawk: The Verde Stabber with Dan Klein | 25 Oct 2024 | 00:55:55 | |
Fright Night in Val Verde? Not so fast! Police Chief Joe Pitzola (Dan Klein) joins Whisp and Geoff in the Rock & Roll RV to address the rumors of the "Verde Stabber" and assure the community that Halloween fun is still on! Plus spooky movie recommendations, a killer haunted house attraction, and a hauntingly delicious pizza deal! Episode Highlights:
Guest Starring: Dan Klein (A.P. Bio. Great News, Wet Hot American Summer, Comedy Bang! Bang!) Check out Dan’s podcast, Bible Brothers: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bible-brothers/id1507819011 Love 108.9 The Hawk? Here's how to get more:
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| The Fastest Guitarists In The World (with Rekha Shankar) | 21 Oct 2024 | 01:02:08 | |
Geoff and Whisp are visited by the world’s only guitar surgeon, Dr. Shelia Hands (Rekha Shankar). Find out what guitar legends Dr. Hands has operated on! Who got extra fingers?!
Sponsored by: Shetland Creameries; Flenderson’s Horse Bags; Channel 8’s Crypt of the Eyeless Horde; Rock Dolls Guest Starring: Rekha Shankar (Smartypants, Dropout, Grand Crew, Digman, Vulture Comedian You Should Know 2024) Love 108.9 The Hawk? Well, you gotta get some more!
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| Classic Hawk: Hair House with Mikki Mackmack | 18 Oct 2024 | 00:45:13 | |
Welcome to Classic Hawk! Your weekly replay of some of our favorite episodes from archives of 108.9 The Hawk. Today’s Episode: Hair House with Mikki Mackmack Originally Aired on Dec 27, 2021 Get out your Aqua Net cause it's time for HAIR HOUSE with MIKKI MACKMACK on 108.9 The Hawk! Brought to you by DENISE'S TAKE & BAKE WAREHOUSE! TOM KIEFER'S BLOWIN' LEAFERS! VAL VERDE MEMORIAL HOSPITAL! And ROCK DOLLS! Special Guests: Kristen Bartlett as Leslie Branscomb Emily Gore as Michelle Sally Dabs Love 108.9 The Hawk? Here's how to get more:
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| Jason Gore Returns | 14 Oct 2024 | 00:50:34 | |
Buckle up for a wild ride! Jason Gore returns to 108.9 The Hawk, sparking questions about his motives and reception. Plus, find out the NEW name of Poseidon Radio's rebranded 108.9 The Hawk, relive the glory of hair metal with Mikki Mackmack’s return, and dive into the bizarre world of the "French Doctor Who" starring Whisp Turlington!
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Sponsored by: Bruce Springsteen’s Brilliant Disguises, Channel 8’s “The Queef Patrol,” Bob Seger’s Like A Rock Climbing Gym, Pizza Emporium! Love 108.9 The Hawk? Well, you gotta get some more!
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| Classic Hawk: Every Last Drop with Gil Ozeri | 11 Oct 2024 | 00:53:44 | |
Welcome to Classic Hawk! Your weekly replay of some of our favorite episodes from archives of 108.9 The Hawk. Today’s Episode: Every Last Drop (with Gil Ozeri) Originally Aired on June 26, 2023 WARNING: The FCC has fined 108.9 The Hawk for this episode of "The Whisp Turlington Show," but we are leaving it up so it can remain part of the historical record.In this episode of "The Whisp Turlington Show," the self-proclaimed "biggest slut in rock and roll history," Sunset, has come on the show to promote his new tell all book, "Every Last Drop." Whisp immediately orders Scotty to turn on the four hour delay. This, my friends, is a hot and steamy one. Proceed with caution. Sponsored by Shetland Creameries! Jeff "Skunk" Baxter's Ponytail Warehouse! A Belly Full of Led! Pizza Emporium! And the latest edition of the 108.9 The Hawk Concert Calendar! Guest Starring: Gil Ozeri (Big Mouth, #blackAF, Curb Your Enthusiasm) as Sunset! Love 108.9 The Hawk? Here's how to get more:
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| Why I Stole My Son’s TikTok Account (with Sean O’Connor) | 07 Oct 2024 | 00:55:20 | |
Calling all aspiring TikTok stars! Get ready to learn from the best as former wrestler and current TikTok influencer, DJ Buttafuoco (played by Sean O'Connor), joins the Geoff and Whisp Show for a masterclass on conquering the platform!
Plus, discuss the state of the entertainment industry with a satirical review of Eric Clapton's latest remake, "No Heaven ’27.” Geoff and Whisp get it all out with a new segment, “I’m Fucking Sick Of It!” And wait until you hear Whisp’s “Ben Gibbard” impression! Sponsored by: Spurtz, Shetland Creameries, Betbones, Channel 8's "Spatterfucks" Guest: Sean O'Connor (Solar Opposites, Close Enough, The Late Late Show with James Corden) Love 108.9 The Hawk? Here's how to get more:
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| Classic Hawk: The Willy Crystal Show (with Anthony Atamanuik) | 05 Oct 2024 | 00:56:00 | |
Welcome to Classic Hawk! Your weekly replay of some of our favorite episodes from archives of 108.9 The Hawk. Today’s Episode: The Willy Crystal Show (with Anthony Atamanuik) Originally Aired on February 28, 2022 Jason and Geoff try to wrap up a PERFECT edition of the New 108.9 The Hawk Morning Show when they are interrupted by ValleyNewsRadio8888 host, Willy Crystal (Anthony Atamanuik), who arrives early for his fill in shift for Big Truck. Big Truck broadcasts live from the grand opening of the 8th Sharney's in Val Verde! Art Spart finally gives us the traffic. The episode is brought to you by Sharney's. No one eats for free at Sharney's. Guest: Anthony Atamanuik (Don’t Panic, Coffee With Tony, The President Show, What We Do In The Shadows) Check out Don’t Panic with Anthony Atamanuik: https://wondery.com/shows/dont-panic/ Love 108.9 The Hawk? Here's how to get more:
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| Don Valley Overnights (with James Adomian) | 30 Sep 2024 | 00:49:32 | |
Legendary radio DJ, Don Valley (played by James Adomian) has to extend his usual overnight shift on 108.9 The Hawk, due to a misfire in the 5am hour by our sister station, 8888 ValleyNewsRadio. And since he’s up at 6am, he might as well hang out with Geoff and Whisp and talk all things radio!
This episode is sponsored by:
Guest Starring: James Adomian (Harley Quinn, Kite Man: Hell Yeah!, Close Enough, Jimmy Kimmel Live!) Check out James’ latest comedy special - “Path of Most Resistance” here: Love 108.9 The Hawk? Here's how to get more:
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| Classic Hawk: The Whisp Turlington Show | 27 Sep 2024 | 00:54:54 | |
Welcome to Classic Hawk! Your weekly replay of some of our favorite episodes from archives of 108.9 The Hawk. Today’s Episode: The Whisp Turlington Show Originally Aired on December 6, 2021 The first time Geoff and Whisp meet!!! Jason Gore has an emergency and asks radio legend and host of the Vinyl Winery, WHISP TURLINGTON, to fill in. Whisp shares stories with Geoff "The Angry Man" Garlock about his truly amazing career, including a clip from 1988 of his previously syndicated show, RockNights. Boss Ron's son, Ronny Dalton promotes his new black metal show, Hell Hole. Love 108.9 The Hawk? Here's how to get more:
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| Front Yard Gundam (with Aaron Burdette) | 23 Sep 2024 | 01:01:55 | |
Dan Luis Obispo (played by Aaron Burdette) stops by the “Rock & Roll RV” to talk to Geoff and Whisp about his ongoing fights with his neighbors and Val Verde City Council, regarding the giant Gundam he built in his front yard.
Plus, learn more about Whisp’s visit to Mojitostownship Resort, created by the late lite island rocker, Jimmy OneMeal of “Chicken Sandwich In Hell” fame. This episode is sponsored by:
Guest Starring: Aaron Burdette (Star Trek: Lower Decks, Close Enough, Inside Jon, Man Seeking Woman) Love 108.9 The Hawk? Here's how to get more:
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| CLASSIC HAWK: The Bassist (with Rekha Shankar) | 20 Sep 2024 | 00:58:25 | |
Welcome to Classic Hawk! Your weekly replay of some of our favorite episodes from archives of 108.9 The Hawk. Today’s Episode: The Bassist (with Rekha Shankar) Originally Aired on January 9, 2023 Good Morning, Val Verde! It's The Whisp Turlington Show and today we're celebrating Geoff "The Angry Man's" birthday by bringing in one of his favorite TV composers, SUSAN SLUMP (REKHA SHANKAR), the composer of all of the slap bass songs on "Seinfeld." It's also a Commercial Free Morning on the show, but we still slip some commercials for some quick cash for Seabirds Burritos, Flappers and more! Sponsored by Seabirds Burritos and Flappers Guest Starring: Rekha Shankar (Smartypants, Vulture’s Comedians 2024 List, Grand Crew, Digman, Animaniacs, CollegeHumor's Hardly Working) Also, get ready - Rekha will be on an all-new episode of 108.9 The Hawk in just a few weeks! Love 108.9 The Hawk? Here's how to get more:
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| The Morrissey Ban (with Alexis Pereira) | 16 Sep 2024 | 01:11:14 | |
Wait. We thought “Morrissey” was banned from Val Verde. Is the thirteen year ban really up? That must be the case, because “Morrissey” (ALEXIS PEREIRA) joins Geoff and Whisp in the Rock & Roll RV during this hour of The Geoff & Whisp Show!
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Guest Starring: Alexis Pereira (Hamster & Gretel, The President Show, Broad City, IFC) Love 108.9 The Hawk? Here's how to get more:
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