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Welcome Aboard! [Trailer]14 Apr 202500:01:51

Buckle up, jet setters! We’re Drew and Rich — two seasoned flight attendants with enough miles traveled and coffee stains to last a lifetime — and we’re pulling back the galley curtain on life at 35,000 feet. On Two Guys on a Plane, we’ll share everything from hilarious mid-air meltdowns and heartfelt cabin confessions to the wildest in-flight moments we’ve faced, with just enough sarcasm to keep your tray tables upright and locked. While we can’t promise to get you a free upgrade, we can promise insider travel tips to keep you on your flight attendant’s good side! Follow now, sit back, relax, and join us for your new favorite in-flight entertainment!

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Ask the Audience: Passenger Pet Peeves29 Apr 202500:36:38

Let's get into the good stuff—and by that, we mean the things that make our eyes twitch and our patience disappear at 35,000 feet. We asked you on Threads, “What’s something people do on planes or in airports that drives you absolutely nuts?” And wow… y’all did not hold back.

From people who act like the overhead bins are their personal closets to those who think the aisle is a yoga studio, we’re diving into some of the most hilariously frustrating behaviors that we as flight attendants—and fellow travelers—see all too often. Whether you’re guilty of a few or just want to laugh (and maybe cringe) along with us, this one is packed with ridiculous stories, relatable rants, and a whole lot of side-eye. Buckle up.

 

Episode Highlights:

[0:21] Spring break madness, school chants, and flights full of chaos.
[2:04] Our wildest recent flights—and yes, the passengers were singing.
[4:35] Introducing the “gate lice” and other boarding zone nightmares.
[5:50] Pet peeve #1: Backpack bin diggers and aisle blockers.
[7:38] Bed-size blankets and full pajama sets… in public.
[11:43] “Where’s baggage claim?”—While standing under the sign.
[12:32] Airport wanderers with no traffic flow awareness.
[16:44] The overhead bin drama: It’s not your bin, folks.
[18:11] Liquid confusion at TSA… it’s been 20 years, y’all.
[19:40] Phones on speaker, loud FaceTime convos, and the power of the hard stare.
[21:26] Aggressive passengers and why being nice actually works.
[23:21] Situational awareness: noise-canceling headphones ≠ ignorance pass.
[25:40] Why people walking barefoot on planes should not be a thing.
[28:15] Nail clipping, polish fumes, and the grossest things we’ve seen.
[30:00] Galley yoga and unwanted mid-flight interpretive dance.
[31:12] Escalator freeze-ups and people who block moving walkways.
[35:00] People leaving trash everywhere—don’t be that person.

 

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If you enjoyed our episode and want more humor, heart, and behind-the-scenes realness from flight attendant life, hit that follow button, leave us a review, and tell your crew! We’ve got a whole lot more coming your way—and we’re just getting started. See you next time, fam! 💺💬

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This episode was brought to you by StaffTraveler, the #1 non-rev app. If you travel on standby and are looking to make your journey easy and stress-free, check out the StaffTraveler app in the Apple App Store or Google Play Store. Visit stafftraveler.com/twoguys to learn more and sign up!

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Why We Became Flight Attendants29 Apr 202500:25:24

In this episode, we’re sharing the story that started it all leading us to a life at 35,000 feet. We’re rewinding the clock and taking you through our very first steps into the world of aviation. From spotting a newspaper ad to late-night wine-fueled job applications, our journeys to the jump seat couldn’t have been more different—but they both led us to a career we absolutely love.

If you've ever been curious about the real-life process behind becoming a flight attendant—or thought it was just about slinging drinks in the sky—this one’s for you. We’re peeling back the curtain on the interview process, training challenges, and all the reasons why we still can’t get enough of this high-flying lifestyle. Whether you're thinking of joining the skies or just love a good origin story, come along for the ride.

Episode Highlights:

[0:26] Why we’re telling our own flight attendant origin stories.
[1:01] Andrew’s spontaneous jump into aviation thanks to a newspaper ad.
[3:43] Rich’s burnout moment, a couch, a glass of wine, and a whim job search.
[7:21] Comparing our totally different interview processes—paper apps vs. phone screens.
[13:36] The eye-opening realities of flight attendant training (spoiler: no, it’s not just drink service).
[16:59] Switching airlines: Drew’s leap from regional to mainline after a decade in the skies.
[20:39] What keeps us flying—the flexibility, the crew camaraderie, and the thrill of the takeoff.
[23:45] Our love for this life and why we’re probably lifers.
[24:44] How you can share your own flight attendant journey with us for #FlightAttendantFriday.  

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If you enjoyed our origin story and want more humor, heart, and behind-the-scenes realness from flight attendant life, hit that follow button, leave us a review, and tell your crew! We’ve got a whole lot more coming your way—and we’re just getting started. See you next time, fam!

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This episode was brought to you by StaffTraveler, the #1 non-rev app. If you travel on standby and are looking to make your journey easy and stress-free, check out the StaffTraveler app in the Apple App Store or Google Play Store. Visit stafftraveler.com/twoguys to learn more and sign up!

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Have a funny, wild, or heartwarming travel story from a flight that you’re dying to share with us? Submit your story at the link below and we could feature your story on an upcoming episode of the show!

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We couldn’t do it without your support! As independent podcasters, we rely on audience support to keep our show going. Join our community on Patreon at the link below for exclusive content, early access, behind-the-scenes footage, and more! Thank you so much for being part of our crew.

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Ask Us Anything: Q+A with Drew and Rich29 Apr 202500:28:25

Welcome back to Two Guys on a Plane! This episode is extra special because it’s all about YOU. We opened up our Instagram and let you ask us anything — and you guys did not hold back. From how we met, to our favorite layovers, our most unforgettable celebrity encounters, and even our weirdest finds in the seatback pockets... we’re spilling it all.

We’re soaring into flight attendant life, our personal travel hacks, favorite airports, and of course, plenty of hilarious stories along the way. Trust us, you’re gonna want to hear how a beer bath almost ended badly and why beef jerky might just save your next trip. Buckle up — this is a fun one!

Episode Highlights:

[0:00] Kicking off our AMA and talking about the chaos that is flying these days.
[2:12] How we started Two Guys on a Plane and why our memes actually don't suck.
[4:09] The story of how we met (hint: someone was a commuter!).
[5:32] Our favorite Philly restaurants — and why you need to hit up Graffiti Bar.
[6:49] What we do when we're not flying: happy hours, hiking (sort of), and concerts.
[8:15] Favorite layovers (spoiler: it's not always the big cities!).
[10:59] Non-rev life hacks and why StaffTraveler changed our travel game.
[13:50] Favorite and least favorite airports — and why LaGuardia had a glow-up.
[16:20] Good trip with a bad crew vs bad trip with a good crew (easy answer!).
[16:34] Our favorite trip together — featuring beer baths and beach parties.
[18:22] Celebrity encounters: from Julianne Hough to Flavor Flav.
[20:37] Do flight attendants really have secret codes for passengers?
[22:38] Must-haves in our carry-ons (yes, beef jerky is essential).
[23:56] Our best jet lag survival tips.
[24:41] Why we couldn't pick just one destination forever (and wouldn't!).
[25:25] Favorite airlines to fly as passengers — it's like visiting family.
[26:11] Best and worst parts of being a flight attendant: it’s all about the people.

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Thanks so much for hanging out with us for this Ask Me Anything episode! If you had as much fun as we did, please take a second to rate, follow, and share Two Guys on a Plane with your friends — and don’t forget to leave us a review. We’ve got plenty more humor, heart, and wild stories from the beverage cart coming your way. See you next time!

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This episode was brought to you by StaffTraveler, the #1 non-rev app. If you travel on standby and are looking to make your journey easy and stress-free, check out the StaffTraveler app in the Apple App Store or Google Play Store. Visit stafftraveler.com/twoguys to learn more and sign up!

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Have a funny, wild, or heartwarming travel story from a flight that you’re dying to share with us? Submit your story at the link below and we could feature your story on an upcoming episode of the show!

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Want to join us on one of our upcoming group adventures? Check out the link below for current trips!

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We couldn’t do it without your support! As independent podcasters, we rely on audience support to keep our show going. Join our community on Patreon at the link below for exclusive content, early access, behind-the-scenes footage, and more! Thank you so much for being part of our crew.

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How We Became 'Two Guys on a Plane'29 Apr 202500:19:48

Hey y’all, it’s Rich and Drew—your favorite flight attendants and meme-makers—and we’re officially bringing you behind the curtain (and out of the galley) with the very first episode of the Two Guys on a Plane podcast! This “pilot” episode is our chance to spill all the tea on how our now-not-so-little Instagram account went from cheesy travel pics to a community-driven platform full of memes, laughs, and heartfelt stories from flight attendants around the world.

We’re talking about where the name came from (spoiler: it’s more literal than you think), how our meme game got started (PowerPoint, anyone?), and the moment we realized that Two Guys on a Plane was more than just jokes—it was connection. We’re reflecting on everything from our Flight Attendant Friday feature to writing blog posts during COVID, and even what’s next for us (hello, group trips and podcast dreams!). Whether you’re a seasoned flyer or someone who just stumbled into our corner of the internet, this episode is full of hilarious memories, behind-the-scenes confessions, and a whole lotta heart.

Episode Highlights:

[0:21] Kicking off the podcast—who we are and why we’re doing this.
[1:17] The very literal (and slightly ridiculous) naming process of Two Guys on a Plane.
[2:34] Why we started the Instagram account and what we originally thought it’d be.
[4:04] The meme that changed it all—and how PowerPoint played a starring role.
[6:15] Our collaborative meme-making process and the evolution of our humor.
[7:37] When we realized we were building more than a meme account—especially during COVID.
[9:27] The birth of Flight Attendant Friday and why those stories matter so much.
[11:43] Our comment section = constant comedy gold.
[13:03] The ultimate undercover moment when a coworker didn’t realize she was working with us.
[15:49] Is this what we thought Two Guys on a Plane would be? Not even close.
[16:58] What’s next for us? Group travel, podcasting, merch—and who knows what else.
[18:35] Wrapping up with merch, memories, and what you can expect from future episodes.

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If you enjoyed our origin story and want more humor, heart, and behind-the-scenes realness from flight attendant life, hit that follow button, leave us a review, and tell your crew! We’ve got a whole lot more coming your way—and we’re just getting started. See you

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This episode was brought to you by StaffTraveler, the #1 non-rev app. If you travel on standby and are looking to make your journey easy and stress-free, check out the StaffTraveler app in the Apple App Store or Google Play Store. Visit stafftraveler.com/twoguys to learn more and sign up!

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Have a funny, wild, or heartwarming travel story from a flight that you’re dying to share with us? Submit your story at the link below and we could feature your story on an upcoming episode of the show!

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Want to join us on one of our upcoming group adventures? Check out the link below for current trips!

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We couldn’t do it without your support! As independent podcasters, we rely on audience support to keep our show going. Join our community on Patreon at the link below for exclusive content, early access, behind-the-scenes footage, and more! Thank you so much for being part of our crew.

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Love is in the Air: Navigating Dating and Relationships in Aviation13 May 202500:24:34

What happens when two flight attendants fall in love at 35,000 feet? In this episode, we’re pulling back the curtain (literally) on what it’s like to date and build a life together while living the chaotic, beautiful, and always unpredictable life of flight crews. From long layovers to long-distance romance, we’re sharing our own story of how we met in the skies, made it work, and how our relationship has taken flight over the last 11 years.

We talk about everything from early awkward first encounters to joining each other on overnights, navigating different airlines, decoding each other's schedules, and what it really takes to make a relationship thrive when your "office" is in the sky. 

Episode Highlights:

[0:21] Kicking things off with our current flying schedules — surprisingly drama-free (for once!)

[2:47] Reflecting on an adorable couple celebrating 50 years of marriage—and realizing we still can’t do math on how long we’ve been together.

[4:00] The super awkward, super cute story of how we met on a plane (spoiler: there was clapping involved).

[6:09] How long-distance dating worked for us as two flight attendants in different cities—and why it was oddly easier than it sounds.

[9:04] The game-changing role of the StaffTraveler app and how it would’ve made our early dating days so much easier.

[11:02] Why dating someone who “gets the industry” made all the difference—and how we made time to see each other despite totally different schedules.

[14:12] The (very real) challenges of dating someone not in aviation—cue the classic, “Where are you now?” line.

[16:26] Our thoughts on how airline life actually strengthens our relationship and helps us stay intentional with our time together.

[21:55] On trust, independence, and communication—our take on why those matter even more when you’re both constantly on the move.

[23:29] A call to action: Are you dating in the industry? Flying with your partner? We want to hear your stories!

 Links & Resources:

Share your aviation love stories with us at podcast@twoguysonaplane.com

If you loved this episode, please rate, review, and follow “Two Guys on a Plane” wherever you get your podcasts. Share it with your crew, your partner, or anyone who’s ever asked, “So, what’s it like to date a flight attendant?” We’ll see you at 35,000 feet! 💺💬

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This episode was brought to you by StaffTraveler, the #1 non-rev app. If you travel on standby and are looking to make your journey easy and stress-free, check out the StaffTraveler app in the Apple App Store or Google Play Store. Visit stafftraveler.com/twoguys to learn more and sign up!

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Have a funny, wild, or heartwarming travel story from a flight that you’re dying to share with us? Submit your story at the link below and we could feature your story on an upcoming episode of the show!

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Want to join us on one of our upcoming group adventures? Check out the link below for current trips!

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We couldn’t do it without your support! As independent podcasters, we rely on audience support to keep our show going. Join our community on Patreon at the link below for exclusive content, early access, behind-the-scenes footage, and more! Thank you so much for being part of our crew.

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Why We'll Take Group Travel Over Solo Travel (Especially With Y'all!)27 May 202500:28:58

Ever wonder if you'd thrive wandering the streets of Paris solo or if you're better off swapping stories over cocktails with new travel buddies in Bali? In this episode, we’re soaring into the pros and cons of solo vs. group travel—from creepy stares at 35,000 feet to magical nights under the Eiffel Tower. We’re opening up about our own travel habits, biggest surprises, and a few hilarious (and slightly sketchy) stories from our journeys. We’ll also chat about how our flight attendant perks have shaped the way we travel, why we were originally hesitant about group trips, and what changed our minds. Plus, we share an emotional listener story that'll have you reaching for the tissues.

Want to join us on a trip to Croatia or Egypt? We're running a flash sale until midnight on Wednesday, May 28th! Use code CRGUYS100 for Croatia or EGYPTGUYS100 for Egypt and get $100 off your booking!

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Episode Highlights:

[1:00] - Drew gets creepily stared at by a passenger—and we try to unpack the serial killer vibes.
[3:25] - Rich's magical Paris layover and surprise encounter with Two Guys on a Plane fans.
[6:20] - Our initial fear of group travel and how Bali totally changed the game.
[8:00] - Why Drew's idea of "solo travel" really just means traveling with Rich.
[10:20] - The Airbnb horror story with chain-smoking hosts and red mattresses.
[13:08] - That time we maybe kind of almost got murdered in Greece… or not?
[15:42] - What actually made our Bali group trip so magical (spoiler: it wasn’t just the food).
[18:41] - Our hybrid travel style: freedom + structure = the perfect itinerary.
[22:06] - Spicy suckling pig, sweating through dinner, and trying new foods.
[23:00] - Feeling safe and supported: why group travel opens doors for everyone.
[24:06] - Built-in friends, low stress, and why you should travel with us.
[26:43] - Listener story: CPR at 35,000 feet and a beautiful reunion in the skies.
[28:21] - Shout out to our amazing community, Patreon supporters, and what’s next.

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This episode was brought to you by StaffTraveler, the #1 non-rev app. If you travel on standby and are looking to make your journey easy and stress-free, check out the StaffTraveler app in the Apple App Store or Google Play Store. Visit stafftraveler.com/twoguys to learn more and sign up!

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Have a funny, wild, or heartwarming travel story from a flight that you’re dying to share with us? Submit your story at the link below and we could feature your story on an upcoming episode of the show!

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Want to join us on one of our upcoming group adventures? Check out the link below for current trips!

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We couldn’t do it without your support! As independent podcasters, we rely on audience support to keep our show going. Join our community on Patreon at the link below for exclusive content, early access, behind-the-scenes footage, and more! Thank you so much for being part of our crew.

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Being LGBTQ+ in Aviation: Why Are So Many Flight Attendants Gay?10 Jun 202500:24:19

Hey friends! In this episode, we’re diving into a topic we get asked about all. the. time. — why does it seem like so many flight attendants are gay? We’re breaking down the stereotypes, the realities, and sharing our personal journeys as a queer married couple working in aviation. From uniform policies to cultural experiences, from the freedom of anonymity to the challenges of truly being seen — we get into it all.

We’re also talking about how this industry has given us the space to be our loudest, proudest selves and how it continues to evolve. Whether you’re queer and curious about flight attendant life or you just want to understand the community better, this convo is open, honest, and full of heart (and, of course, a few laughs). Buckle up, because we’re ready for takeoff.

Episode Highlights:

[1:55] Just in case you missed it — yes, we're married, and yes, very gay.
[3:00] Why flight attendant life is so appealing to LGBTQ folks.
[5:23] Letting your guard down and finally breathing free.
[7:24] Discovering culture and queer acceptance in cities around the world.
[9:11] The hidden side of anonymity in aviation.
[11:22] The evolution of gender presentation and uniform policies.
[13:21] Why comfort in your identity equals better job performance.
[14:55] Flight Attendant Friday — celebrating authentic representation.
[16:32] Travel broadens your lens — especially for queer folks.
[18:56] Breaking the mold beyond the old-school gay flight attendant stereotype.
[20:42] Ask A Flight Attendant: “Do you just turn around and go right back?”.
[23:29] The real answer and why your mom thinks you're vacationing all day.

Thanks for flying with us! If you enjoyed this episode, don’t forget to rate, follow, and leave us a review. And hey — share it with a friend who could use a little sky-high inspiration. We’ll see you next time with more humor, heart, and stories from the beverage cart.

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This episode was brought to you by StaffTraveler, the #1 non-rev app. If you travel on standby and are looking to make your journey easy and stress-free, check out the StaffTraveler app in the Apple App Store or Google Play Store. Visit stafftraveler.com/twoguys to learn more and sign up!

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Have a funny, wild, or heartwarming travel story from a flight that you’re dying to share with us? Submit your story at the link below and we could feature your story on an upcoming episode of the show!

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Want to join us on one of our upcoming group adventures? Check out the link below for current trips!

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We couldn’t do it without your support! As independent podcasters, we rely on audience support to keep our show going. Join our community on Patreon at the link below for exclusive content, early access, behind-the-scenes footage, and more! Thank you so much for being part of our crew.

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Landing the Flight Attendant Job: Getting Hired with Airline Recruiter Heather Phillips24 Jun 202500:39:06

Hey friends! We’ve got a special one for you today – joining us in the studio is none other than our amazing friend Heather Phillips! She flew in just for this, and we couldn’t be more pumped to have her with us. Originally from Knoxville and now repping the Windy City, Heather has a wild, inspiring journey from answering a newspaper ad at 19 to spending 12+ years in the skies and now thriving as an airline recruiter.

In this episode, we talk about all things in the world of airline recruiting. Heather shares her best interview tips, what recruiters are really looking for, and how being your authentic self might just be your biggest asset. Plus, we take a fun stroll down memory lane, talking bleach-soaked dorm rooms, and our number one tip for flight attendants in training.

 

✈️ Timeline Summary:

[1:27] Non-rev travel hacks and the magic of StaffTraveler.
[4:22] Heather’s fearless leap into aviation – her first flight was to training.
[6:55] Transitioning from flight attendant to recruiter – how she made the jump.
[9:37] Why flight attendants wear all the hats – and why it matters.
[11:39] What recruiters really want – hint: it’s not perfection.
[15:13] Are you really being watched during your interview journey? Heather gives us the scoop!
[18:40] Do your homework – the importance of researching the airline before you apply.
[20:44] Representing your airline and aligning with its brand – the job is more than travel perks.
[22:31] Interview red flags and the surprising reason one candidate applied.
[26:27] How we met in training – pink polos, frosted tips, and flip phones.
[29:52] Dorm drama and Clorox wipes – Heather’s southern roots show up strong.
[33:16] “Calling and Cross Check” game – Heather’s lightning round travel faves.

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This episode was brought to you by StaffTraveler, the #1 non-rev app. If you travel on standby and are looking to make your journey easy and stress-free, check out the StaffTraveler app in the Apple App Store or Google Play Store. Visit stafftraveler.com/twoguys to learn more and sign up!

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Have a funny, wild, or heartwarming travel story from a flight that you’re dying to share with us? Submit your story at the link below and we could feature your story on an upcoming episode of the show!

Tell Us Your Story!

Want to join us on one of our upcoming group adventures? Check out the link below for current trips!

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We couldn’t do it without your support! As independent podcasters, we rely on audience support to keep our show going. Join our community on Patreon at the link below for exclusive content, early access, behind-the-scenes footage, and more! Thank you so much for being part of our crew.

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Is This Your Regular Route? What a Flight Attendant Schedule is Really Like08 Jul 202500:26:23

Ever wondered how we flight attendants actually plan our lives around the chaos of air travel? In this episode, we're pulling back the curtain on the mystery of our schedules. From the strategies we use (or don’t) when bidding for monthly trips, to how our contracts shape our work rules, we’re breaking it all down in a way only two seasoned crew members can. And no, we don’t just work weekdays or fly the same routes over and over again. We’re diving into why one of us crams all the hours into just a few days, while the other is constantly swapping trips for something “better.” Plus, we wrap it up with a jaw-dropping listener story.

 

Episode Highlights:

[0:00] Welcome aboard! Talking about schedule questions we get all the time.
[0:50] Our very different bidding strategies and why they work (or don’t).
[2:45] Drew’s high-hour strategy vs. Rich’s hunt for easy trips.
[4:24] FAA rules vs. contract differences—why every airline plays by its own rules.
[6:39] Are you a “bid right away” or “last minute” type? (Spoiler: Rich is chaos).
[10:39] The real reason Rich can’t quit flight attendant life.
[14:35] Flying 10-12 days a month sounds light, but here’s the catch.
[17:20] Canceled or delayed? The behind-the-scenes chaos you don’t see.
[20:20] Why “holiday busy” is real—but so is spring break and random weekends.
[22:17] Listener Story: The most unhinged in-flight couple we’ve ever heard of.

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This episode was brought to you by StaffTraveler, the #1 non-rev app. If you travel on standby and are looking to make your journey easy and stress-free, check out the StaffTraveler app in the Apple App Store or Google Play Store. Visit stafftraveler.com/twoguys to learn more and sign up!

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Have a funny, wild, or heartwarming travel story from a flight that you’re dying to share with us? Submit your story at the link below and we could feature your story on an upcoming episode of the show!

Tell Us Your Story!

Want to join us on one of our upcoming group adventures? Check out the link below for current trips!

View Itineraries + Book Your Spot!

We couldn’t do it without your support! As independent podcasters, we rely on audience support to keep our show going. Join our community on Patreon at the link below for exclusive content, early access, behind-the-scenes footage, and more! Thank you so much for being part of our crew.

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Should You Tip Your Flight Attendants?!22 Jul 202500:27:36

Ever wondered if you should be tipping your flight attendants? In this episode, we break down the complex world of in-flight tipping and gifting. We dive into what tipping means in our industry, the fine line between appreciation and expectation, and why a genuine "thank you" can go further than a $5 bill. We also share some of our favorite (and cringiest) experiences receiving treats, tips, and thoughtful surprises in the sky. We talk all things passenger courtesy, the psychology of gifting, and how the culture of tipping affects the airline world. Plus, Rich shares a wild layover story from a pilot friend in our “What Would Two Guys Do?” segment that had Drew in tears. 

 

Episode Highlights:

[0:00] - Should passengers be tipping flight attendants? Let's talk about it.
[1:22] - Drew's heartwarming layover story with a new hire who just gets it.
[3:25] - Rich escapes to Boston while navigating the non-rev jungle (and shares some StaffTraveler hacks).
[5:48] - We dig into tipping—why it’s complicated, appreciated, and sometimes awkward.
[10:03] - Comparing tipping vs. gifting: is one better than the other?
[12:00] - The problem with performative gifting—expecting upgrades or perks.
[14:25] - Creative and actually useful gifts that flight attendants love.
[17:19] - PSA: Be a kind passenger—sometimes, that’s more appreciated than any gift.
[19:13] - Take off your headphones and speak up! A rant about common courtesy in the cabin.
[22:54] - Story Time! A pilot’s hilarious confession about a misdirected, uh… delivery.
[26:04] - Keep your stories coming and a special thanks to our Patreon fam.

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Are You a Slam-Clicker or Layover Explorer?!05 Aug 202500:25:27

Ever wonder what really goes down on a flight crew layover? In this episode, we’re pulling back the hotel room curtain and dishing on the layover life—whether we’re out chasing the best food spots or locked in our rooms with Netflix and snacks. From wild travel delays to postcard collections, this episode is a true behind-the-scenes look at the weird, wonderful, and sometimes downright chaotic world of flight attendant downtime.

We dive into what makes or breaks a layover (spoiler: it’s not just the city), the art of slam clicking, and why our favorite layovers usually involve crispy wings, hot donuts, or a great bookstore. Whether you’re a crew member or a curious traveler, this episode gives you a hilarious and honest view of what it’s really like when the cabin door closes and the crew hits the hotel.

 

Episode Highlights:

[0:21] Layover life—are you a slam clicker or an explorer?
[0:53] Rich’s chaotic week flying through radar outages and unruly passengers
[3:11] Great layovers vs. great crews—what matters more?
[5:18] Slam clicking by default, but bidding for food (hello, Hat Tricks wings!)
[6:05] Rich’s dreamy brunch spot in Tampa and our mutual obsession with Oxford Exchange
[6:59] Flying just for donuts and pizza—we’ll travel for carbs
[8:59] Favorite layovers, comfy hotels, and what we really look for when we bid
[10:23] Least favorite cities and how hotel quirks can make or break a trip
[11:29] Slam clicking as self-care and why new hires need to embrace the recharge
[13:10] Hotel routines, Hot Logic meals, and checking for murderers
[15:37] Exploring vs. the gym—where we stand on post-flight movement
[16:40] Art, books, beaches, and finding joy in every destination
[17:51] Solo adventures, crew bonding, and the unexpected magic of good energy
[20:12] The postcard tradition—how Rich captures every layover memory
[22:21] First layovers, flight school nerves, and moments we’ll never forget
[23:38] Paying it forward—coffee, postcards, and taking care of each other
[24:14] Final thoughts: layovers are what you make of them—glamorous, gritty, and everything in between

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Labor, Unity, & The Power of Flight Attendants: A Conversation With Sara Nelson19 Aug 202500:59:07

This week, we’re beyond thrilled to welcome Sara Nelson, International President of the Association of Flight Attendants (AFA-CWA), into the studio. From wrangling a six-foot-seven passenger mid-flight to wrangling billion-dollar contracts at the bargaining table, Sara brings stories, laughs, and powerful truths about the airline industry you won’t hear anywhere else.

We talk about her nearly 30-year career, the moments that lit her fire for union advocacy, and why solidarity is the most important tool we have as flight attendants. You’ll hear about industry changes that impact your flying experience (and ours), how collective action has led to real wins like 10 hours minimum rest, and why flight attendants are so much more than “the girls in the back.” Buckle up – this one’s part hilarious, part jaw-dropping, and 100% inspiring.

 

Episode Highlights:

[0:00] Welcome aboard & introducing the legendary Sara Nelson
[1:56] Sara’s wildest passenger story – a Vegas all-nighter gone very wrong
[7:52] The moments of solidarity that keep us flying
[8:30] How a snowy day, a phone call, and a pension got Sara into aviation
[14:00] Why flight attendants show up for each other in ways no one else can
[20:29] Early union work, strike lines, and becoming a loud voice for change
[24:36] 9/11, personal loss, and the fight against corporate greed
[29:09] What we wish passengers knew about our jobs today
[34:46] “We are the union” – how every FA can create change
[36:22] From the jumpseat to Congress: Sara’s unexpected path to leadership
[38:30] Building power across all unions – from baristas to auto workers
[43:41] The difference between power and control (and who really has it)
[49:30] Sara’s proudest win: the long fight for 10 hours minimum rest
[53:37] Advice to every new hire flight attendant
[55:53] Why that union pin matters more than you think
[56:59] Lightning round – layovers, snacks, playlists, and dream destinations

 

Links and Resources:

Sara’s Instagram: @flyingwithsara 

Association of Flight Attendants-CWA, AFL-CIO: www.afacwa.org/ 

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What Flight Attendants Wish Passengers Knew About "The Rules"02 Sep 202500:22:25

Ever feel like your flight attendants are just out to nag you? In this episode, we’re pulling back the galley curtain to explain why those “annoying” reminders—seat belts, tray tables, and stowing your bag—are actually life-saving safety protocols. From clear-air turbulence to last-minute emergencies, we walk through the real reasons why the little things we ask of passengers matter in a big way. Trust us, it’s not about being on a power trip—we genuinely care. We’re also sharing a wild in-flight story, including an unforgettable moment that had us questioning everything we thought we knew about carry-ons (spoiler: it involves a baby in an overhead bin). 

 

Episode Highlights:

[0:21] Why passengers think flight attendants are “nagging”
 [2:13] The 90-second evacuation rule—and why it drives everything we do
 [3:58] Why seat belts matter beyond turbulence
 [5:32] Seat belt signs during cruise—yes, still important!
 [7:31] Turbulence is getting worse—and pilots don’t always get it right
 [8:12] Overhead bins, under-seat storage, and the chaos of loose bags
 [10:27] Yes, even pilots sometimes break the rules (and we call them out)
 [11:48] If you ask whether you can get up—then don’t listen—why did you ask?
 [13:09] Why you should actually pay attention to the safety demo
[16:29] We’re not nagging. We just want you safe.
[17:18] What Would Two Guys Do? — Drew’s wildest inflight story: Baby on an overhead bin. 

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Ask The Audience: What’s Your Biggest 'Hot Take' About Flying?16 Sep 202500:34:48

Ever wondered what flight attendants really think about your in-flight behavior? In this episode, we’re diving headfirst into a spicy list of audience-submitted hot takes about air travel—and trust us, some of these takes had us howling, gasping, and nodding in agreement. From flip-flops in the lav to the eternal debate over seat reclining, we’re unpacking it all from 35,000 feet.

We also kick things off with a little summer flying catch-up—how we keep ourselves sane (and stylish) on those sweaty commutes, what’s playing in our AirPods, and how a killer playlist can make all the difference. Then it’s time to get into your opinions on everything from grooming on board to the infamous middle seat. Whether you’re crew or just curious, this episode’s got something for everyone.

 

Episode Highlights:

[0:00] Starting off with summer vibes and how we survive commuting in a swamp
 [2:24] What's in our AirPods? (Spoiler: lots of queens and throwbacks)
 [4:35] Flip flops on planes? Absolutely not. Here's why.
 [6:40] Drew’s golden rule: if someone tells you to “ask the flight attendant,” the answer is probably no
 [8:53] Middle seat madness—do some people actually prefer it?
[10:08] Is reclining your seat selfish? We debate both sides
[12:03] The gross world of in-flight personal grooming
[13:57] Backpack behavior 101: do you need a license to carry one?
[16:13] The “board back to front” myth—why it doesn’t work
[17:43] Shower and deodorant before flying? Yes, please
[19:58] Window shade politics and why Drew’s keeping his open
[21:01] Shorts on planes and the emotional damage of skin-to-seat contact
[22:53] Why leaving trash behind is just not it
[24:28] Overhead bin drama—your backpack might not belong up there
[25:36] Please don’t bring a tuna sandwich onto the plane, we beg you
[27:20] No headphones? No thank you. Keep your audio to yourself
[28:28] Bare feet on seats and other airplane crimes
[29:32] The chaos of post-landing stampedes
[31:12] Leggings, crop tops, and why we don’t care what you wear—as long as you’re covered
[32:49] Six shopping bags and a Popeyes lunch? Let’s talk about it

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Same Wings, Different Worlds: Life as a Regional Flight Attendant30 Sep 202500:34:51

In this episode, we’re diving headfirst into one of the biggest debates in the airline world: regional versus mainline flying. Rich has always flown mainline, while Drew brings a ton of insight from his years working at a regional airline. So we’re unpacking the real differences in schedules, pay, camaraderie, catering (or lack thereof), and what it truly means to fly solo on a 50-seater.

Whether you're in the industry, considering becoming a flight attendant, or just a curious traveler, this episode is packed with behind-the-scenes perspectives and brutally honest takes on the pros, cons, and culture of both worlds. Plus, we’ve got a cringe-worthy galley gossip story that will make you rethink in-flight proposals forever.

 

Episode Highlights:

[0:00] Kicking things off with flight attendant mood swings and summer flying chaos
 [4:05] Intro to today’s topic: the battle of regional vs. mainline
 [5:41] Drew breaks down what regional flying actually is—and how he stumbled into it
 [6:38] Flying solo: what it's really like to be the only flight attendant on board
 [10:13] The boarding pay debate and why regional FAs work way harder than they get credit for
 [13:24] DIY catering horror stories and building your own galley mid-flight
 [16:19] Mainline arrogance: why we need to stop looking down on regional crews
 [18:41] Seniority, choices, and finding the right airline “fit” for you
 [20:18] Why transferring airlines isn’t just a quick hop—it’s a full restart
 [23:25] Losing the camaraderie: how the industry has changed
 [26:19] Respecting everyone’s path in aviation—there is no one-size-fits-all
 [28:00] Travel benefits explained: how they differ between regionals and mainline
 [30:23] StaffTraveler shoutout and how it’s saved our non-rev lives
 [31:12] Galley Gossip: an in-flight proposal gone terribly, hilariously wrong
 [34:19] How to support us on Patreon and what’s coming next!

 

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Jet Lag 101: The Flight Attendant Survival Guide14 Oct 202500:36:41

Jet lag—it’s that relentless travel companion we never asked for but always seem to bring along. In this episode, we’re unpacking the reality of jet lag from the flight attendant perspective: what works, what totally doesn’t, and the hilarious and horrifying travel stories we’ve collected along the way. Whether you’re someone who swears by strategic napping or you’re just trying to make it to the Airbnb without puking into a canal (hi, Amsterdam), this one’s for you.

We’re also diving into TikTok travel trends, influencer airport fails, and the magic of “cart chemistry” on long-haul flights. Plus, we’re dishing out the best jet lag tips we’ve got—from hydration hacks to buffer day brilliance—and, of course, sharing one outrageous galley gossip tale involving a mystery mouse. Grab your melatonin (or maybe don’t), and buckle up for a brutally honest, laugh-out-loud episode that proves no one is immune to the jet lag struggle.

 

Episode Highlights:

[0:21] – That burning passenger question: “How do you deal with jet lag?”
 [1:25] – Drew gets randomly selected at TSA and has thoughts on viral TikTok trends (spoiler: they’re not cute)
 [4:24] – Airport train TikTok chaos: SEPTA isn’t here for your influencer moment
 [5:48] – Meet "cart chemistry": when your inflight service partner is your soul twin
 [7:28] – Amsterdam anniversary trip: jet lag + weak stomach = canal drama
 [11:55] – Portugal panic: no sleep + no public bathrooms = street meltdown
 [15:12] – Rich’s Mrs. Doubtfire nap: the Christmas show he totally slept through
 [16:29] – The food trick that saved us: bringing your own sandwich
 [18:56] – Shoutout to StaffTraveler: how we survive the non-rev chaos
 [22:07] – Why grace and buffer days save our relationship (and our sanity)
 [25:50] – Sleep aids? Not for us. We’ll take strategic naps and caffeine instead
 [28:46] – Move your body? Sure—but not in the aisle, please
 [30:34] – Bali belly defeated: probiotics, prep time, and a 24-hour nap win
 [31:15] – Best advice ever? Always plan a buffer day
 [31:55] – Galley Gossip: a passenger tries to smuggle a mouse onto a plane. Yes, really.
 [34:49] – Big thanks to our Patreon senior mamas—your support means the world
 [36:13] – Sponsor shoutout: StaffTraveler—because non-rev needs a little help sometimes

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