This week we review John Carpenter's Vampires from 1998 and debate whether this is the least likeable cast of all time.

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Mitch's computer is still dead this week, so we go back in time and discuss the horror movies that made us fans of the genre when we were WAY too young!

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Happy St. Patrick's Day! As per tradition we review Leprechaun Returns,  debate the next horror director that should take on the storied franchise, and Mitch rants about bad limericks and Nate's movie score.

• Debate Question (TBD): What horror director should take up the next Leprechaun movie?
• Movie Review (TBD): Leprechaun Returns (2018)
• Final Cut (TBD): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

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Segments:

• Voicemail/Mailbag (3:27): Call us at 346-246-3143
• Debate Question (14:13): What's the best Alan Moore adaption?
• Movie Review (21:00): From Hell (2001)
• Final Cut (64:13): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

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This week we start our true crime month with Unsolved May-Steries! The first film we review is Zodiac, the 2007 Avengers prequel. Mitch goes into his favorite true crime murders, we judge handwriting experts, and why you shouldn't use your kids to solve crimes. 

Segments:

• Debate Question (12:10): What are Mitch's favorite true crime stories?
• Movie Review (31:30): Zodiac (2007)
• Final Cut (79:27): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

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Somehow we've made it to episode 200! What better what to celebrate than with Troll 2, the classic non-Troll, 100% goblin film. We answer listener questions and voicemails, get Lisa to commit to 200 more episodes, and talk about some of the most brutal plant-based deaths in film history.

Segments:

• Mailbag/Voicemails (14:10)
• Movie Review (42:25): Troll 2 (1990)
• Final Cut (103:30): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

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We finish up Versus month with the Mitch-requested Sadako Vs. Kayako crossover from 2016. We debate if Sadako could take on Jason, go into Mitch's deep Ring fandom, and talk about how to use horror at a baseball game.

Segments:

• Debate Question (6:55): Pick 'em of the versus movies
• Movie Review (24:07): Sadako vs. Kayako (2016)
• Final Cut (72:18): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

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This week's TPM is Mitch vs. Nate as we review Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem for Versus Month. We talk about the Fangoria Chainsaw Awards, why Predators are better, and talk about sporting goods stores for entirely too long.

Segments:

• Debate Question (5:06): Fangoria Chainsaw Awards 2021
• Movie Review (35:15): Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem (2007)
• Final Cut (74:00): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube.

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This week Versus Month continues as we review Freddy vs. Jason to see which slasher reigns supreme. TPM debate if Freddy is Jason's father or half-brother, gush over Ill Nino, and question Jason's fear of water.

Segments:

• Debate Question (4:58): What storyline would you use to get Freddy to fight Jason?
• Movie Review (19:16): Freddy vs. Jason (2003)
• Final Cut (66:18): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube.

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This week King Kong ain't got nothin' on TPM as we review the new release Godzilla vs. Kong on HBO Max. We pitch our own kaiju from myth/movies and pit them against each other, discuss the merits of the hollow earth, and show huge bias for Godzilla.

Segments:

• Debate Question (5:35): What's your dream versus film?
• Spoiler-Free Movie Review (16:25): Godzilla vs. Kong (2021)
• Spoiler Talk (44:25)
• Final Cut (73:50): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

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Hoo-ah! This week everyone is back to discuss the devil in the details for The Devil's Advocate. We debate how Lucifer would lead us astray, Keanu's southern accent, and Nate does his best Pacino impressions...multiple times.

Segments:

• Debate Question (8:11): How would the devil get to you?
• Movie Review (22:58): The Devil's Advocate (1997)
• Final Cut (78:06): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube.

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Due to potentially Leprechaun-related work shenanigans, this week's episode has Nate flying solo while reviewing The Call from 2020 (not the Netflix one)! He goes over Hell warehouses, obvious plot twists, and talks about his Blu-ray collection.

Segments:

• Movie Review (2:35): The Call (2020)
• The Natronion Collection (29:00): Nate's Blu-ray purchases and recommendations

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Top 'O the St. Patrick's Day from Texas Podcast Massacre! This week we review Leprechaun 3 where Lep goes to the Vegas hood and is up to no good. We debate the best coin wishes, discuss Irish prejudice, and spit our best dirty limericks.

Segments:

• Debate Question (5:20): What is your Leprechaun coin wish?
• Movie Review (22:35): Leprechaun 3 (1995)
• Final Cut (80:00): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube.

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This week we watched listener request The Dead Don't Die from 2019. We debate what we do would do as a zombie, ask whether Sturgill Simpson deserves jail time for writing this song, and apologize to Joy Ride fans.

• Debate Question: What are you doing as a zombie?
• Movie Review: The Dead Don't Die (2019)
• Final Cut: Movie review scores from hosts and guests

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This week we mix it up with some questions from the listener mailbag! We debate who would win Godzilla vs. Kong, how to pitch a podcast at a funeral and tell the origin story of how the hosts met. 

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This week we have a Lisa Special with The Devil All the Time featuring more than one Spiderman. We debate what American actors would work in this film and discuss how to woo women by putting spiders on your face.

Segments:

• Debate Question (5:50): What are some American actors that would fit in this film?
• Movie Review (19:55): The Devil All The Time (2020)
• Final Cut (64:50): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube.

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After surviving the weather in Texas this week (and Mitch's internet going out while recording), we get around to the comparatively light-hearted movie of the week Saint Maud! We debate the bleakest locations for a movie (outside Idaho) and brainstorm Mitch's funeral.

Segments:

• Debate Question (12:18): What is a more bleak setting for this film?
• Movie Review (26:28): Saint Maud (2021)
• Final Cut (66:40): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube.

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TPM All-Star Kevin Castle joins our podcast party to review Happy Birthday To Me the 1981 slasher classic. We debate ridiculous movie deaths, weights vs. scarf kills, and talk about chloroform so much WE almost pass out.

Segments:

• Debate Question (14:15): What are some ridiculous horror movie deaths? 
• Movie Review (26:35): Happy Birthday To Me (1981)
• Final Cut (95:40): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube.

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Happy Valentine's Day to all of the Unsuspecting Victims out there! This week we review Valentine the 2001 slasher CLASSIC, play a Newlywed Game with a horror twist, and discuss Orgy along with the great soundtrack to this film.

Segments:

• Game (3:40): Just Buried: Horror newlywed game
• Movie Review (29:50): Valentine (2001)
• Final Cut (81:00): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube.

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This week Mitch has picked the 2001 cult classic Donnie Darko for us to review. We debate the first movies that made us go down the rabbit hole, discuss Hot Topic for some reason, and the horror of clean-cut Seth Rogen.

Segments:

• Debate Question (6:52): What was the first movie you went down the rabbit hole on?
• Movie Review (27:03): Donnie Darko (2001)
• Final Cut (73:26): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube.

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This week we invite Unsuspecting Victim Derrick into our podcast motel to review the pointless remake of Psycho. We debate another 'Vin' to replace Vince Vaughn in the film, talk efficient Slap Chop slayings, and of course references to the Property Brothers.

Segments:

• Debate Question (4:50): What 'Vin' would you replace Vince Vaugh with for Psycho?
• Movie Review (19:00): Psycho (1998)
• Final Cut (64:54): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube.

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This week we review (barely for Lisa) listener request The Poughkeepsie Tapes. We debate which horror killer to feature in a true-crime documentary, talk about how non-Unsuspecting Victim friendly this movie is, and have a true crime intervention for Mitch.

Segments:

• Debate Question (9:20): What movie killer would you want to see in a true-crime documentary?
• Movie Review (26:30): The Poughkeepsie Tapes (2007)
• Final Cut (73:50): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube.

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This week we review the last movie we saw in theaters, Invisible Man from Leigh Whannell. We debate pranks to play while invisible, Hollow Man 2 (for some reason), and why innocent food had to be murdered.

Segments:

• Debate Question (3:50): What prank are you playing while invisible?
• Movie Review (17:55): The Invisible Man (2020)
• Final Cut (71:16): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube.

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2021 is finally here and we have a special episode to celebrate. Lisa and Mitch review 2020's Shudder exclusive Scare Me, debate the scariest stories they've ever heard, and talk trash about Nate while he's on vacation.

Segments:

• Debate Question (3:40): What's the scariest story you've ever heard in person?
• Movie Review (9:15): Scare Me (2020)
• Final Cut (56:15): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube.

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Doll of Fame week 5 is belatedly upon as with The Boy from 2016. We give a horror name to Mitch's brand new baby Samara, pitch an American Girl doll slasher flick, and pitch Brahms in a band called Doll and Oates.

• Debate Question: What horror name should Mitch's third kid get?
• Movie Review: The Boy (2016)
• Final Cut: Movie review scores from hosts and guests

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Happy Holidays from us here at Texas Podcast Massacre! We finally put 2020 in our rearview mirror but have a look back at some of the positives and great horror films of the year. Stay for the end to hear Nate's 'My Girl' award for unfortunately the 2nd straight year.

Show Segments:

• Survey Results (14:00)
• Our Top 10 horror movies of 2020 (49:10)
• Nate's 2nd annual My Girl award (84:40)

Connect with us:

Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube.

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Re-release of episode 31!

Join the TPM crew as they debate the best inanimate material to merge your DNA with for either laziness or to kill. Once the snowball is rolling the TPM hosts and unsuspecting victims turn up the heat on bad-movie classic 'Jack Frost'.

Show Segments:

• Debate Topic (03:22): Best inanimate material to merge DNA with? 
• Movie Review (15:19): Jack Frost (1997)
• What Would You Do Differently? (53:04)
• Awards (59:20)
• Final Cut (01:02:15): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

This week we get into the Christmas spirit with Unsuspecting Victim Anthony as we review the Goldberg led masterpiece Santa's Slay. We debate Santa's weakest winter sport, stripper poll kills, and make way too many puns.

Segments:

• Debate Question (6:10): What winter sport would you challenge Goldberg in for your soul?
• Movie Review (22:40): Santa's Slay (2005)
• Final Cut (72:05): Movie review scores from hosts and guest
• Take our 2020 Year-End survey: https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/3RKC5CQ

Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube.

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This week Lisa takes over as the host and picks the maybe horror film/Christmas classic Edwards Scissorhands to review. We debate Winona Ryder's place in horror and school Mitch on how great a film this is!

Segments:

• Debate Question (6:30): Is Winona Ryder the queen of horror?
• Movie Review (18:40): Edward Scissorhands (1990)
• Final Cut (77:15): Movie review scores from hosts and guest
• Take our 2020 Year End survey: https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/3RKC5CQ

Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube.

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This week we kick off the holiday season by cutting our teeth on the Syfy Christmas film Santa Jaws. Unsuspecting Victim Taylor pitches a film called Santantelope and we spend way too much time talking German magic pens.

Segments:

• Debate Question (6:40): What animal with a Santa hat movie would you make?
• Movie Review (21:25): Santa Jaws (2018)
• Final Cut (75:05): Movie review scores from hosts and guest

Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube.

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In this special episode, Texas Podcast Massacre interviews writer/director Nicholas Santos and lead Charles Gould of the newly released film It Cuts Deep. They discuss abandoned house ghosts, the best ways to propose, and if Nate is high and/or skateboards - listen to find out!

Connect with us:

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We celebrate Thanksgiving early this week with the movie Pilgrim from Hulu's Into the Dark series. We pitch holidays where reenactors would be terrifying and talk about berries far too long. 

Segments:

• Debate Question (5:36): What holiday deserves more horror films?
• Movie Review (18:50): Pilgrim (2019)
• Final Cut (62:45): Movie review scores from hosts and guest

Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube.

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This week Lisa is back to review the classic sequel Gremlins 2: The New Batch! We talk about Gizmo in space, the worst office building of all time, and physics-breaking Gremlins made only of electricity.

Segments:

• Debate Question (3:03): What's your pitch for Gremlins 3?
• Movie Review (11:15): Gremlins 2 (1990)
• Final Cut (66:00): Movie review scores from hosts and guest

Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube.

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This week we go full mean girl with Unsuspecting Victims Kendall and Jill as we review the 1999 teen film Jawbreaker. We discuss choir kidnappings, prom night revenge and Marilyn Manson's creepy, creepy mustache!

Segments:

• Debate Question (5:05): Who is your Jawbreaker character?
• Spolier-Free Review (17:51)
• Movie Review (48:45): Jawbreaker (1999)
• Final Cut (72:33): Movie review scores from hosts and guest

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Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube.

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This Halloween you're in for a real treat as Lisa is back to review Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers! Get ready to hear them dig far too much into the ridiculous plot lines in the Halloween franchise.

Segments:

• Debate Question (4:10): What's your favorite movie to watch for Halloween?
• Movie Review (22:50): Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)
• Final Cut (72:10): Movie review scores from hosts and guest

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Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube.

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Congrats to Lisa and Mitch on kid #3! To commemorate this joyous occasion, here's our classic Rosemary's Baby episode!

Join the Texas Podcast Massacre coven as they drop a new single and review the 1968 masterpiece Rosemary's Baby.

Show Segments:

• Song (0:27): Rosemary's Baby (Ice Ice Baby)
• Debate Question (03:27): What would it take for you to sell out your spouse?
• Movie Review (12:10): Rosemary's Baby (1968)
• What Would You Do Differently? (51:10)
• Awards: (54:02)
• Final Cut (56:57): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube.

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This week we're all abuzz about 1992's Candyman! We debate if Candyman could take Freddy or Leprechaun (the answer is yes) and get our hooks into the meat of this film.

Segments:

• Debate Question (4:38): Who would win in a fight: Freddy or Candyman?
• Movie Review (22:40): Candyman (1992)
• Final Cut (69:50): Movie review scores from hosts and guest

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Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube.

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This week we're back with another Spooktacular crossover with the Why I Hate This Album guys where we both review Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare. We discuss Power Gloves, Friedrich Nietzsche quotes over Goo Goo Dolls tracks, and how the music is better than the movie.

Segments:

• Unsuspecting Victims: Why I Hate This Album (3:42)
• Debate Question (10:53): What technology would you have Freddy kill teens with?
• Spoiler-Free Movie Review (18:51): Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991)
• Final Cut (65:34): Movie review scores from hosts and guest

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Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube.

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After seeing it last year at Fantastic Fest we go back into the Cage to review the Lovecraft adaption Color Out of Space. We talk about all of the shades of magenta, alpaca massacres, and the best hydrologist this side of the Mississippi.

Segments:

• Debate Question (5:07): What classic horror movie would be improved with Nic Cage?
• Spoiler-Free Movie Review (26:20): Color Out of Space (2020)
• Spoiler Talk (47:25)
• Final Cut (72:05): Movie review scores from hosts and guest

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Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube.

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In this special episode, we talk about our favorite films from this year's virtual Fantastic Fest and talk about some of the independent horror films we've watched recently.

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Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube or catch our IMDB page.

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As we gear up for some special episodes in October, here is a Re-release of episode 79!

Join Texas Podcast Massacre and Unsuspecting Victim Taylor as they discuss rocket bikes, eyeball sundaes, Michaeling down your Vincents, and give a frosty reception to terrible 1995 slasher Ice Cream Man.

Show Segments:

• Debate Question (06:37): What kind of food truck would you murder people in?
• Movie Review (15:53): Ice Cream Man (1995)
• What Would You Do Differently? (01:08:03)
• Sequel Pitch (01:13:21)
• Final Cut (01:18:43): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

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Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube.

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This week we invite back TPM All-Star Kevin Castle to review the classic Shudder film The Hills Have Eyes. We debate if the tire from Rubber would be a good addition to the film, discuss Centrum Silver way too much, and gush over a very good dog.

Segments:

• Debate Question (07:40): What horror movie villains would work in The Hills Have Eyes?
• Movie Review (24:50): The Hills Have Eyes (1977)
• Final Cut (100:10): Movie review scores from hosts and guest

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Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube.

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This week we welcome back Unsuspecting Victims Liz and David and they do not care for this week's movie The Babysitter: Killer Queen! We debate what to do when you come back from limbo, dish casserole recipe requests from PornHub, and review this Netflix sequel.

Segments:

• Debate Question (05:33): What are you doing on earth after coming back from limbo?
• Movie Review Spoiler-Free (17:40): The Babysitter: Killer Queen (2020)
• Spoiler Discussion (49:02)
• Final Cut (71:25): Movie review scores from hosts and guest

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Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube.

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In this special episode Texas Podcast Massacre interviews writer/director Terry Wickham about his movie Gruesome Threesome available on VOD on October 2nd, 2020.

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Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube.

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This week we move into a new video medium and review the Netflix sensation 1BR. We debate who has had the worst apartment neighbor, discuss murder apartments, and drop a new parody track.

Don't forget to check out our interview episode on 1BR for even more information about the film!

Segments:

• Parody Track (0:18): Neighbor Eyes - 1BR
• Debate Question (8:45): Who were your worst neighbors?
• Movie Review Spoiler-Free (26:55): 1BR (2020)
• Spoiler Discussion (54:20)
• Final Cut (91:04): Movie review scores from hosts and guest

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Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube.

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In this special episode Texas Podcast Massacre interviews producer Alok Mishra and actress Naomi Grossman about their movie 1BR that has blown up on Netflix.

They discuss hot felons, feminine energy drinks, Canadian beers, and Nate/basements get dunked on repeatedly. 

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Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube.

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Doll of Fame week 4 is upon us so we review the 4th Child's Play film Bride of Chucky. We debate the best mid-franchise pivots, Mitch FORGETS TO WATCH THIS MOVIE, and Jennifer Tilly's Tiffany steals the show with the nomination.

• Debate Question: What's your favorite franchise film reimagining?
• Movie Review: Bride of Chucky (1998)
• Final Cut: Movie review scores from hosts and guests

Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143! You can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, and email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, and watch our music videos on YouTube.

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This week we take a ride with Unsuspecting Victim Taylor on the recent horror film Spree. We talk about our worst rideshare experiences, Joe Keery's fantastic acting, and Mitch's love of Squirt City.

Segments:

• Debate Question (5:50): What was your worst rideshare?
• Movie Review Spoiler-Free (20:05): Spree (2020)
• Spoiler Discussion (55:37)
• Final Cut (86:15): Movie review scores from hosts and guest

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Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube.

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This week Mitch and Nate have a rare argument over whether 2013 film You're Next is any good. They discuss Spirit Halloween masks, survivalist camp curriculum, and some of the least likable family members we've ever seen.

Segments:

• Debate Question (4:30): What is your killer animal mask?
• Movie Review (16:45): You're Next (2013)
• Final Cut (75:00): Movie review scores from hosts and guest

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Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube.

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In this special bonus episode, Kevin Castle joins the podcast to talk about some of the best horror gimmicks in wrestling's history and Mitch gets Nate to hilariously guess the winners of each match in this weekend's SummerSlam.