Texas Podcast Massacre – Details, episodes & analysis

This week we review John Carpenter's Vampires from 1998 and debate whether this is the least likeable cast of all time.

Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143! You can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, and email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, and watch our music videos on YouTube.

Please rate and review us on all of your favorite podcast platforms like iTunes, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Google Play, Spotify, and TuneIn Radio. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't, then tell your enemies!

Mitch's computer is still dead this week, so we go back in time and discuss the horror movies that made us fans of the genre when we were WAY too young!

Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143! You can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, and email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, and watch our music videos on YouTube.

Please rate and review us on all of your favorite podcast platforms like iTunes, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Google Play, Spotify, and TuneIn Radio. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't, then tell your enemies!

Happy St. Patrick's Day! As per tradition we review Leprechaun Returns,  debate the next horror director that should take on the storied franchise, and Mitch rants about bad limericks and Nate's movie score.

• Debate Question (TBD): What horror director should take up the next Leprechaun movie?
• Movie Review (TBD): Leprechaun Returns (2018)
• Final Cut (TBD): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143! You can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, and email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, and watch our music videos on YouTube.

Please rate and review us on all of your favorite podcast platforms like iTunes, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Google Play, Spotify, and TuneIn Radio. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't, then tell your enemies!

Segments:

• Voicemail/Mailbag (3:27): Call us at 346-246-3143
• Debate Question (14:13): What's the best Alan Moore adaption?
• Movie Review (21:00): From Hell (2001)
• Final Cut (64:13): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. You can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, and email us texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube.

Please rate and review us on all of your favorite podcast platforms like iTunes, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Google Play, Spotify, and TuneIn Radio. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't, then tell your enemies!

This week we start our true crime month with Unsolved May-Steries! The first film we review is Zodiac, the 2007 Avengers prequel. Mitch goes into his favorite true crime murders, we judge handwriting experts, and why you shouldn't use your kids to solve crimes. 

Segments:

• Debate Question (12:10): What are Mitch's favorite true crime stories?
• Movie Review (31:30): Zodiac (2007)
• Final Cut (79:27): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. You can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, and email us texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube.

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Somehow we've made it to episode 200! What better what to celebrate than with Troll 2, the classic non-Troll, 100% goblin film. We answer listener questions and voicemails, get Lisa to commit to 200 more episodes, and talk about some of the most brutal plant-based deaths in film history.

Segments:

• Mailbag/Voicemails (14:10)
• Movie Review (42:25): Troll 2 (1990)
• Final Cut (103:30): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. You can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube.

Please rate and review us on all of your favorite podcast platforms like iTunes, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Google Play, Spotify, and TuneIn Radio. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't, then tell your enemies!

We finish up Versus month with the Mitch-requested Sadako Vs. Kayako crossover from 2016. We debate if Sadako could take on Jason, go into Mitch's deep Ring fandom, and talk about how to use horror at a baseball game.

Segments:

• Debate Question (6:55): Pick 'em of the versus movies
• Movie Review (24:07): Sadako vs. Kayako (2016)
• Final Cut (72:18): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. You can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube.

Please rate and review us on all of your favorite podcast platforms like iTunes, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Google Play, Spotify, and TuneIn Radio. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't, then tell your enemies!

This week's TPM is Mitch vs. Nate as we review Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem for Versus Month. We talk about the Fangoria Chainsaw Awards, why Predators are better, and talk about sporting goods stores for entirely too long.

Segments:

• Debate Question (5:06): Fangoria Chainsaw Awards 2021
• Movie Review (35:15): Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem (2007)
• Final Cut (74:00): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube.

Please rate and review us on all of your favorite podcast platforms like iTunes, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Google Play, Spotify, and TuneIn Radio. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't, then tell your enemies!

This week Versus Month continues as we review Freddy vs. Jason to see which slasher reigns supreme. TPM debate if Freddy is Jason's father or half-brother, gush over Ill Nino, and question Jason's fear of water.

Segments:

• Debate Question (4:58): What storyline would you use to get Freddy to fight Jason?
• Movie Review (19:16): Freddy vs. Jason (2003)
• Final Cut (66:18): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube.

Please rate and review us on all of your favorite podcast platforms like iTunes, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Google Play, Spotify, and TuneIn Radio. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't, then tell your enemies!

This week King Kong ain't got nothin' on TPM as we review the new release Godzilla vs. Kong on HBO Max. We pitch our own kaiju from myth/movies and pit them against each other, discuss the merits of the hollow earth, and show huge bias for Godzilla.

Segments:

• Debate Question (5:35): What's your dream versus film?
• Spoiler-Free Movie Review (16:25): Godzilla vs. Kong (2021)
• Spoiler Talk (44:25)
• Final Cut (73:50): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube.

Please rate and review us on all of your favorite podcast platforms like iTunes, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Google Play, Spotify, and TuneIn Radio. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't, then tell your enemies!