SPECIAL GUEST! Whitney Roberts From the Broken Token Podcast and Sky Skipper Fame!

DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE: Alex putting herring bones in his wall. Pruning a tree full of Lynxes. Chocolate eclair mistaken for a dog's bottom. Whitney buying MVS shock boxes for carts he doesn't own. LINKS: Broken Token Podcast https://brokentoken.com/podcastpage/ Alex's New YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@alsarcade Yie Ar Kung Fu Perfect Run https://youtu.be/mkM6ODydYDU?si=IQgVTaZpzrDQZqv7 Bruce Lee Wall Clock https://x.com/gunsnrosesgirl3/status/1832084361799447031 International Karate C64 Themed Mini Joystick https://x.com/Clive_Frog_2_0/status/1832749609485246869

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Discussed in this month's episode:

Popcorn enemies. Alex is surviving on a diet of dust and tree sap. Shaun recommends tarmacking the Ridgeway. The imprisonment of Victor in an iron maiden. BRUCE LEE MEETS THE YORKSHIRE PIE MAN (comedy sketch). Old ladies do not fit in frames.

NEXT SHOW'S GAME Yie Ar Kung Fu ROM: yiear DIFFICULTY: Normal LIVES: 1 (yes, 1!) EXTRA LIVES AT 30,000, 80,000 (These are the default settings)

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No Victor this week, so Shaun is joined by The Taggsta and Daz Domination from ‘Stralia, and we have returned to the Fantasy Zone to shoot mammoths in the face. No sign of Opa Opa this time, just a guy with a gun on a mission to destroy. Fly like a really fast bird, or maybe a quick insect, all over the screen. Don’t run into owt or you may die. Peace.

Listen to old ‘Moon Hands’ and ‘The Blue Claw’ rabbit on about arcade games as well as biscuits and other guff…

DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE:

Yellow belts and a nice crimplene high waisted pair of slacks. No crabs. GLOVE BOXES ARE A LIE!!!

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This podcast is full of cocoa bonkers. Toilet duck chocolate. Fridge podcast studio. Clampy Lamp MADNESS. People soup. Ear biscuits. Too slow – Turbos show. PIXEL IRRITANT

DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE:

Eels in a bag Titanium paper aeroplanes Shaun Loading an 8 bit computer with his gob Copy n Pasting Ninjas “There’s loads of fruits”

DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE

Hill men making horses with chalk and that. 473 Course meals. Things that fire arrows – a blunderbus. Pink boob jam biscuits. Posh round rings. Massive foot on a motorbike. LEAFLET-OHS! Wiggly bum Tazzmania. Fridge lollies / orange flavour lettuces.

(SH) Victor is off this month watering his new plants in Glasgow, so I’m joined by a guest. Who you may ask? It’s only Paul Driscoll, AKA The Drisk, that’s who. Paul’s encyclopedic knowledge of gaming has put him in good stead to found the University Of Reet Good Gaming in Central Birmingham. 1000s of students from all across Bartley Green have flocked to the university to listen to Mr. Drisk do some spiel about ancient pixel history and to be learnt right up.

Apologies folks: some, if not all, of that last paragraph may contain factual discrepancies, inconsistencies, and downright lies. I get carried away sometimes. But Paul IS on the show though. So get listening, b!tches!

(SH) Vic is still AWOL, busy playing games and fixing stuff right up, so standing in for him is our good friend Sull from the Pixel Hunt Podcast. Sull can talk almost as much rubbish as me, so it’s gonna be a good ‘un!

Here in Ten Pence Land it’s a strange old world of travel stipends, best-man forgiveness, experimenting with edibles, Grand Theft Auto BC, and standing on your own two wings. Not to mention my two lovely co-hosts from the world-famous Pie Factory Podcast; Seany C & Jimmy G. They’re not strange, by the way, I am. (SH)

Victor is back to repress the singing and general Tomfoolery from the other host. FOAM BANANAS = NO. FOAM SHRIMPS = YES.

Sticker disrememebrance is a real afflication.

DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE

Painting yourself with luminous sharpies. Apples come from trees Bats in trees providing elastic trickery. Tarmac biz kits Nut list Tortilla TV trays with dip shelf

Oh my lord – this one is a big ‘un. Literally, an 800lb gorilla in the room! Barrels, fireballs, ladders, girders, apes! What more could one want from a single arcade game from 1981? We were also present at the Cambridge History of Computing Arcade Experience and it was AWESOME. Listen in to find out how we got on with both of the above… and remember… JAMS HAVE TO BE APPLIED FRUGALLY!

DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE

Mojo / Commodore +4 disrememberance Red Jockstrap

DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE: 6 cats in the wall Brian in a can of tuna Digestive shurikens Victor swims in custard Boogu Woogu Bricks. Bricks. Mad about bricks A barrage of chips Using pants instead of a gun Spinny bullets Love don’t live here anymore

AKA Miracle Adventure in Japan

DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE (previously known as ‘guff’): A distinct lack of ding and indeed dongs. Monitors covered in onions Licking Game Gear carts Chack n Plop Farting about with bells Hatebeaks and silly rabbits *Really* sharp calculators Corrugated sexy barn doors

DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE (previously known as ‘guff’):

Throwing a 28″ monitor into a Pony from 6ft away. Facedown on the floor, crying. Whirlwind Coconut Biscuit eating. Smelly Snake Oil

Boggy '84 Kaneko 1983

An all-time classic form the masters at work :P

DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE (previously known as ‘guff’): Leeeeds Harry & Simon Many, many sheds…

DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE (previously known as ‘guff’):

Sheds! Biscoff Windscreen Spray Roland Rat on a High Shelf Razor Sharp Rainbow Shards

Cyvern - The Dragon Weapons. 1988 Kaneko

DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE (previously known as ‘guff’):

Sofa Mode Dark Purple Children Flaming Microwaves new EP Tuperware box minds

UniwarS 1980 Irem

Moon Cresta 1980 Nichibutsu

DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE (previously known as ‘guff’): Vardek Kadets Onion Monitors Crack Biscuits Massive Multi Quiz

INTERVIEW WITH NERG ORGANISER PHIL MURPHY – he talks about his reasons for booking Walter Day and Billy Mitchell as the first ever NERG special guests.

Sega 1987

Chicago / Illinois 2023 Road Trip Podcast.

We visited Logan Arcade, Galloping Ghost, Underground Retrocade, Dave & Busters, Replay Arcade Chicago, and Prince Arcades

1988 Taito Corp

Singing, dancing, impressions, the medium of higher thinking – you name it, we don’t cover any of it in this podcast. Cool arcade stuff, what we’ve been playing and a review of some bobbins game IS what we do this time. Oh yes. We ask ourselves is “Mega Twins” just a cheesey euphamism for a lady’s bosoms? and remember… ALL CUSTARDS ARE GOOD CUSTARDS

STUFF & NONSENSE: BRONTE SISTERS DINOSAURS DAGGERS AND DAFFODILS 5 EYED COMPUTERS SHAUN’S MUSIC GAZEBO PERSONSVILLE, CHICAGO INSIGNIA SOCK POWDER BUBBLY SLUDGE MAN

STUFF & NONSENSE:

PUNCH ‘EM IN THE GOOLIES AND RUN AWAY! STEP WIVES BAGELS! CRUMBLE IN YER GOB

DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE: Sparkly lighty-up boards Biscuits with rings and spikes Ovens full of gooses Videoing stationary ovens Small Elephants Milking a crab

DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE: Super heavy tough cotton thing Cloning in a shed Can’t see the dark for the clouds Banging and janking tables Deconstructed biscuits Get on yer vespa lads, someone needs a pepporoni. Machines of war battalion

DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE:

Pie & Gravy muffling audio Very thanks RegyouLARly

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Stuffing Adele in a Berzerk cabaret cabinet Not a lot of stuff happens does there? Round tumblestorms TRAINS! Pervy Trevor Who wants to collect bananas?

DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE:

Knob twiddling Raw Turkey Haunted Holley CST Monitors? Staring into the distance and dribbling Bowl Anecdotes Ever Ready Ready Brek The Wimpy Walkaway Double Bags of Gravy Wonky Beards Cock eyed and cack handed

DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE:

Murderous diarrhea with good old E.coli (yay) Who the F is Lord Owen of Clun? Non visual unseen problems Hazlenut disremberance Lorry bumpin’ fun Swindon/ Sweden? Same place? It’s all bloody fish

DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE:

Savage biscuit chomping Yellow dust Hamster conversions NUTella weirdly containing nuts Shaite Aight Eggs on top of the Goose Layers of lasers Archie Meedees

DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE:

Ten Pence Seance Podcast coming soon. Zombie graves Tuba disremembrance A party ring is a bit of a let down (OFFICIAL) Unfinished buffoonacy Brenda the wire stripper

Well, well – we’re back after a summer holiday (of sorts) Has the evil Dr Micro poisoned the test tubes with cranberry juice and have the annoyed looking tomatoes cheered up yet? Flop, float and jump your way thru this simple platformer to absolute boredom! Yay. Hmmm.

DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE

Dead swans Buckner & Gary Steaming a fish with a hoover Can you iron a Chicken? Ef pee ee bee geeby deeby ay Joooooooooooooooooooon A quick twizzle

TEN PENCE CONTINUES! Outgoing host @TenPenceArcade Victor joins me @ShaunHolley one last time as we find it's Game Not Over at @Revivalrevents in Wolverhampton; there's second floor shenanigans at @TimewarpArcade in Bridgwater, and a Sky Skipping knowledge bomb dropped at the @Arcade_Archive in Stroud. Oh, and we also discuss the featured game - the flappy flappy Nintendo Joust-a-like Balloon Fight. Lastly, on occasion we may discuss biscuits. Lots and lots of biscuits.

Welcome to the Fantasy Zone – get ready! For this show we delve into the multi-coloured eye-bleed world of Opa-Opa (so good they named him twice). This game plays a tad like Defender – but is it better? No. In fact, is it better than anything at all? Join us and find out.

Mazes! Apes! Pigs! Er, Paint Rollers? We look at an old ‘paint ’em up’ and discuss all things arcade, including one of us recently going to the EAG corporate show. Someone gets an insult Victorian stylee and a loved listener even gets a bit of a song by Brucie himself…

Solomon’s Flea?, Solomon’s Pea?, Solomon’s Brie? No! SOLOMON’S KEY! Where is it? Why does he keep losing it? Why doesn’t he have it on a chain around his neck – the silly wizard! Shaun talks to Craig Turner about the upcoming Revival event.

‘Cor blimey guv’nor – it’s old Nick ‘imself chuckin’ dahn lightning bolts and thems gargoyleys lobbing unearthly stuff at’cha!

Listen to the podcast to see what the above actually means! A hellish game to review – do the Ten Pencers get posessed? Will they join a black cult and start listening to dark music (one already does) But it’s good old fashioned arcade fun at the end of the day – don’t worry!

Some poor unfortunate from ‘Down Under’ gets an 1800s battering from the Victorian insulters.

We visit Timewarp Arcade, Bridgwater Somerset in March 2017.

Take one hero out of a posse of 4 and rescue the prisoners! This hero is a bit stabby & shooty though! It’s all good clean pixelly arty fun with over the top action and some MASSIVE GUNS, and, er slugs? We’ve had a month ‘off’ of arcades* and we’re raring to get back into it! All the usual stuff, plus more usual stuff. We like stuff, here.

Enjoy! – Oh, and get to the outhouse and have a BEEF DROP!

We’ve been tasked with rescuing our tiny Kiwi friends from an evil walrus!No, we’ve not been hallucinating – we’ve been playing The New Zealand Story from those crazy dudes at Taito. Flying about on balloons and magical geese while lobbing bombs at mean teddy bears and er, spiky things. Lots of spiky things. Too many spiky things perhaps. More world records for our friends Charlie Far (David) and Pete Hahn (former GG gamer of the year)

Busty, busty, busty – we’ve all been busty. Hold on –  BUSY. We’ve been BUSY playing arcade games and writing about them, then yapping about them. Oh joy! This time around we’ve been in the garden and been blasting pesky centipedes with our disembodied head, while watching out for 8 legged mother flubbers. Diagonal poopers! Spin that trackball and listen to the ten pence arcade.

This is a slightly different podcast recording – we did it together at chez Victor, had a walkround of the garage arcade and did the rest of it in a Swedish airport! Live walkround (well, we were alive) at Hey Stockholm as well as most of the usual stuff. Many thanks to Peter Koskimaki for making the Stockholm trip happen.

Meoww! Cat paws, fish and magical balls are all in the podcast this time around! Shaun and Victor have been away for the weekend at the Revival Retro Event in Walsall, somewhere in the middle of the UK. Bonus SkyCurser Pre Production review after it’s UK debut at The Revival retro Event.

At last! Another stone cold classic that has taken ages to get to – but are the listeners united in our thoughts or are the ‘features’ just too much to take? LAIR OF THE HATEBEAKS!!! SKRAAAWR! New biscuit song!

I could use this bumf at the start to subliminally recruit my evil horde of biscuit thieves, seeing as no one cares about what I write here. STEAL LOADS OF HOBNOBS AND SEND THEM TO VICTOR AND SHAUN. But don’t tell anyone we told you to do so. Oh and play some arcade games, there’s a good chap / chapess.