Scraping The Vault – Details, episodes & analysis

You might see the title for this episode and think to yourself: “are they really so negligent in their release schedule that they are putting out their Christmas episode in March?” To which I, Dan, say to you: no that’s ridiculous, we recorded this one in February. I’d say this isn’t going to become a trend but it has clearly become one. We watched Hot Frosty as the last of our Dealer’s Choice movies for the year and it was surprising in a lot of ways that we found surprising in its surprisingness. Does that mean it’s good? Clearly you have not listened to our show if you think that is the case. Join me (your tardy-ass editor), Audrey, and Jimmy as we talk about how this movie would been other different circumstances, the density of snow in relationship to flesh, the secret source of the Hulk’s anger, and man-shaped holes in what is possibly the dirtiest episode of our awful podcast to date. But just like that dirty, disgusting street snow it is still fun for the whole family. Special thanks to Asher’s dad’s band, Liquid Horizon, for debuting their music on our podcast. If you enjoy yacht rock by middle-aged divorced dads with multiple restraining orders, you can listen to their work at https://soundcloud.com/liquid-horizon-191307162/albums. Yes, this is a real thing, and it’s exactly what you think it is. Consider it the show’s Easter egg. You’re welcome, world. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode Description by ChatGP-T (a.k.a. Mr. T) “Hey, you! Yeah, YOU, fool! Stop scrolling and start listening, ‘cause the Supreme Podcasting Champs are back with an episode that’s stronger than a chain of gold and sharper than Mr. T’s barber!” This week, the Scraping the Vault crew dives headfirst into Be Somebody… or Be Somebody’s Fool!—the iconic 1984 motivational masterpiece from none other than me, Mr. T! And let me tell ya, these fools learned some real lessons this time. Here’s what went down: They learned how to spell Mother (hint: it’s all about love and respect, fool!). They discovered that anger ain’t bad if you can “use it, don’t lose it.” (Just like my patience with them—barely hangin’ on!) And the best way to eat potato salad? Straight off the fingers of Mr. T himself! Yeah, you heard that right. It’s delicious, nutritious, and a privilege, fool! But that’s not all. The hosts ask the big questions: Is Mr. T’s cello playing the greatest metaphor for perseverance ever put on VHS? (Spoiler: Yes, it is!) Can breakdancing truly heal a nation? (Only if you’re spinning with the heart of a champion!) Why would Calvin Klein and Gloria Vanderbilt want your name on their jeans? (They wouldn’t, fool, so don’t wear theirs!) So, grab a bowl of respect, sprinkle on some self-worth, and tune in as these podcasting maniacs unravel my wisdom one absurd segment at a time. But don’t get it twisted: if you ain’t laughing AND learning, then you better rewind, fool, because the only thing worse than missing this episode is disrespecting your mother. “Scraping the Vault—where fools become champions, one ridiculous episode at a time.” Now quit wasting time! Download it, stream it, or I pity you for missin’ out! Peace, respect, and potato salad. Link to SDS....You https://youtu.be/ajGb9B6vCDE?si=5Y4es-WNt_ZKqzne Link to Mr T https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Y1abMt1UGw Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Brother Bear 2 is a 2006 American animated direct-to-video musical fantasy comedy-drama film and the sequel to the animated feature Brother Bear, which was released on August 29, 2006. Melissa Etheridge contributed three songs to the film. In the film, the adventures of bear brothers Kenai and Koda continue. While the first film dealt with Kenai's relationship with Koda, this one focuses more on his bond with a young human from his past, Nita. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jimmy is missing! Seriously though, he just needed a bit of a break and friend of the show RGH of Puny Pod came to the rescue. Hear what happens when three hosts depart on a flimsily-constructed attempt to decide whether Disneyland or Walt Disney World is better. What will happen? Who will give up first? And why is Chaz? Visit https://earzup-podcast.com/the-supreme-resort for the Part I you can't miss if you hope to understand this episode! Visit https://earzup-podcast.com/puny-pod to learn about Puny Pod and hear the thrilling conclusion! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome Foolish Mortals, to "The Haunted Mansion" movie from 2023. We discuss the plot details and most importantly the references from the rides at Disneyland and Walt Disney World. If you are interested in being really frustrated about which Haunted Mansion ride is better between Disneyland and Walt Disney World, you can listen to "The Supreme Resort" episode on that very topic here https://earzup-podcast.com/podcast/the-supreme-resort/episode/the-case-of-the-haunted-mansions-disneyland-v-magic-kingdom Erik, from the supreme resort joins Audrey, Dan and Jimmy to break it all down. There are spoilers about the new movie, so listen at your own peril. also, see Barbie. It's really good. It's a perfect combination of satire, farce, musical and poignant commentary on the patriarchy and a glimpse what it is really like to be a woman. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lilo and Stitch was a charming movie about a girl and her sister experiencing and helping each other through the trauma of losing their parents and learning to be an ohana. Then Disney made 3 more movies based mainly of the wacky, farting alien who appeared in their lives to help them do this and grow as people. Then they made a TV series based on that farting alien and all of the other farting aliens. This is movie is the culmination of…all of that. And we can only pray it will remain so. Join Audrey, Jimmy, and Dan as they talk about this assault on the senses while discovering the power of aloha and a dubious legal situation involving a lawyer who is both cool and real which, let’s face it, they might deserve this time. Take a listen, cousins! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

At the request of listener Sarah, we watched and reviewed Mamma Mia the movie, the musical. Along with a deep dive into the beats and music of this film, we discovered Dan's deep loathing for a movie like this even existing. Did he like it upon viewing? You'll have to listen to find out. Also, we have discovered a new Spanish language learning app you cannot miss! Enjoy! You're welcome Sarah. Or, sorry Sarah! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Taking place between Bambi's mother's death and Bambi shown as a young adult buck, the film follows Bambi's relationship with his father, The Great Prince of the Forest, and Bambi's efforts to earn his father's love for him. It was first titled Bambi and the Great Prince, but was renamed Bambi and the Great Prince of the Forest and later Bambi II. This movie was released theatrically in nearly every other developed country outside of the U.S. Some of us think it is good enough to have been released in the U.S. but alas, it was left to the annals of straight to video. It was a pleasant watch, father son coming of age tale. enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey, so sorry we missed last month. It got away from us, and we’re not good at time management. Do you know what else isn’t good? This movie! Join your audibly disappointed and exhausted hosts as they, though they sound as though they might be, are not actually drunk. That’s just the power of straight-to-video cinema! Join them as they talk about what might be the worst of the sequels, even counting the one we can’t say without vomiting in our mouths. Also, if you’ve never listened to an episode of this podcast, we aren’t into vomit or anything. It’s a running joke. You should listen! Come for us making fun of the movie, and stay for the happy ending: when the movie is over. That’s the happy ending. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

They're back! Our Australian friends Sheela and Cheryl are back with us as they are stranded yet again in San Diego earning mondy to make a flight back to their home land. Since they are state side, they decided to join Dan and Jimmy while they celebrate the late great ONJ Olivia Newton John. Marvel at their accent work. They try to teach Dan and Jimmy hoiw to do an Australian accent while they show off their American accents. They continue to get their payment via M&M delivery. This time, in the "Flesh" We are releasing early because Sheela and Cheryl are performing live in San Diego tomorrow Jane 28 2023 and if you happen to be in the San Diego area, go check them out. Follow them on Instagram @hacky_slacks Yes, this is a terrible movie, but like Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo, try not to love its charm and weirdness. Enjoy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices