Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee have the movie stolen from them when "Teddy" Savalas shows up.

The Miss joins The Nerds to discuss the Don Coscarelli fantasy flick The Beastmaster.

Some crazy person also destroys property to crash the party.

There's a lot of crazy if you stick with us and the movie.

Check out Aide's book, here:

https://a.co/d/22Qh8PB

Newman returns to right the wrongs of his previous guest spot. And he didn't take notes, the fucker. It's Wolfcop, baby!

Check his pod Movies 4 Dayz, it's quite a ride.

It's a shitload of fun as The Fuzz joins the Nerds to try and make sense of the head trip that is John Dies at the End. Featuring the great Paul Giavatti...er, Giamatti.

Check Fuzz out at ArtisticFuzz.com !

!!WARNINGS!! All of them! Trigger. Content. NSFW. NSFAnyone. The first part of the show covers the fascinating behind the scenes and the true story that inspired it. After that, it's the movie, so if you bail after that, there is no shame. You have been warned. Seriously, this is a dirty, gross, hardcore sex film from the 70's. Brought to you by Bryan of all this stuff.

https://www.amazon.com/stores/author/B000AP9BC8

https://adversaion.bandcamp.com/album/dejection-of-the-malign-tabernacle

The nerds change things up and tackle a classic track from the late 80's. Were you moving and grooving to this tune? (Also some talk about pooping your pants, cuz why not?)

Happy New Year.

This is the film that was supposed to be our first episode. We finally did it.

Ok, it’s not really an Xmas flick. But…fireplaces and…snow and stuff? Anyway, The Albatross returns and it’s an incredibly wild time. And I think it's our first animated film!

It's a dick ripping good time when Jon returns to the nerds to discuss the greatest "Bigfoot as a slasher" flick ever made!

Jon has, at least, 3 new books out that all approach discussing film in different ways. Check him out!

https://www.amazon.com/stores/author/B00HXHO0FY

Movie Miss of Let's Talk Turkeys podcast rejoins the Nerds. There's so much crazy stuff going on in here that it's difficult to sum it up.

We think there was some concern over "stunt boobs", but it was sorted out.

Join us, won't you?

Nobody crazy is a nobody.

Ryan Kruger, director of Fried Barry and the recent Street Trash sequel joins the nerds, for some reason, and shares his love of film.

We hope you're not too full, cuz this is probably the longest episode we've ever put out. Happy holiday.

What could defeat a farting mud monster? What defines a vagina? Is it moistness? These conundrums and more will be addressed in this nonsensical episode.

New drinking game! Take one everytime Ben says "You know" and then speak to us from beyond the grave. Also some musical theatre discussion. All in all, it's a big love fest and an 80's classic.

Nothing fancy, just giving the people (two people) what they want!

Need a breath of fresh air? That's outside. We have our previous mystery guest discussing making an independent film and much more. Better than sunshine? Join us and find out, won't you? (Also features the full length version of Dj Dirty Diaper's "Hoedown", for no reason.)

Jim's Ginormous list of accomplishments:

The Creature from Lake Michigan Feature Film (producer/writer/editor/visual FX/post production) www.thecreaturefromlakemichigan.com

The HelmGraphic Novel (writer) www.thehelmcomic.com Out of Print

Fish WielderNovel (writer) www.fishwielder.com   available at: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07PNJTSGS 

Demon FreaksNovel (writer) www.demonfreaks.com  available at: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08KH3QXYJ

SticklessNovella (writer) available at: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08L3XCGBG

The Happiness Jewel Children’s Chapter Book (writer) www.magicpowergirl.com  available at: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08KH3QXYJ

Mick’s Bad RevengeChildren’s Chapter Book (writer)  www.magicpowergirl.com  available at: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0915BFMPF

Kingdom of the SmidgensChildren’s Chapter Book (writer) www.magicpowergirl.com  available at: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0D97R3M6G

MirrorMazeAnthology (writer) available at:  https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08KBH5CJ7

SomniscopeAnthology (writer) available at: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CW1LM5HC

PointersParody Instructional Manual (writer, as Dr. Felix Ingersol Biblescholar) https://www.drbiblescholar.com  available at:  https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08PJGB3BS

Popeye’s Voyage:The Quest for Pappy TV Special (co-writer with Paul Rieser) available at: https://www.amazon.com/Popeyes-Voyage-Quest-Kathy-Bates/dp/B0002HODWC

Gary and MikeAnimated TV Series (episode director “Road Rage”) streaming at: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbqi2l2L_YI

SeeMore’s PlayhousePBS Children’s Series (episode writer/show bible) streaming at: https://safety4kids.com/

M.O.T.H.: Metal Of The HelmAlbum (writer/performer—as MasterBeast and as Picklefork) streaming at: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01N5FQFV7 or on Spotify at: https://open.spotify.com/album/7DCBEeTLhJBkcfWEwGbHIq

The Nerds discuss the film you could be entering to win with a mystery guest.

Nix drools over Barbara Crampton, the gang discusses "head hardons" and there are some terrible impersonations.

Join us, won't you?

It a maggot infested zany fest with Movie Miss of Let's Talk Turkeys. It's not a good sign when Nix has to try and reel everyone back to reality a couple times, or is it?

Plus, the last clue for the Giveaway!

The Nerds and Newman of Movies 4 Dayz try to avoid talking about the actual film. It's uncomfortable. And Newman deserved better.

Nix is sorry.

Let's all get sucked off by a mysterious light and give birth to an adult man! The Nerds are re-joined by Seth of Movie Friends to try and discuss a movie that almost doesn't make any sense.

You can find it on YT.

Lets all kill the ozone layer with Auqua Net, form a band called "Psychic Bacon" and dance around in "fancy" clothes!

It's taken nearly a year, but The Nerds and The Boys from In Film We Trust finally got together. Get your Ass Wardens in gear and be sure to fill your eyeball with mints. It's a wild one.

It’s a gosh darn crazy-fest as these two fellas are joined by Nick of Bad Movies We Love and The Fuzz of ArtisticFuzz.com. They manage to turn a discussion about a very chaste film into a journey into chaos. 

The nerds discuss The Substance, Evil Dead Trap, House and how to enter to win a 4K/Blu 3 disc set of Stuart Gordon's From Beyond!

Questions? Email cinemashitshow@gmail.com

What's in the box? WHAT'S IN THE BOX!!??

Nobody knows, as this was recorded nearly a year ago and just sitting in Nix' hard drive. We all get to find out, together, as these two idiots continue talking about life, the universe and everything.

Put on your party hats and put your Razr phones on silent cuz the nerds are spreading and presenting. Nick of Bad Movies We Love returns to help decide: take the money or have a 3-way or just marry the Grand PoohBah.

The exciting conclusion! An ep featuring a big, bloated, bloody belly. The pond from Andy Griffith. Somewhat moist meat sacks. The death of Carlton. And a ridiculous amount of brooms!

(Updated audio on 9/6/2024) We're splitting this one into two parts. Let us know if you prefer that.

Ben masticates and...some other stuff happens. Don't Panic! Second part to be released in the next couple of days!

Ben is MIA, so Nix gets some time alone with Jon, who is an established author and should have known better.

You can find Jon's work here: https://www.amazon.com/stores/author/B00HXHO0FY

We're back! The Fuzz brings us the last great Argento film. We discuss Murder Metal, everyone pretends to know what Nix is talking about and he teaches everyone how to say Betty in Italian. Say it with pleasure.

Here's a thing we did.

Its about a horror movie.

(Some of the people mentioned on the poster do not exist in the film.)

Meat. Puppets. Random stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tS_Xq7gSCBM

Nix forgot to upload this one last month, so here we are.

What is a Lepus? The promotional team didn't want you to know! What is Janet Leigh doing here? Pretty much nothing!

It's a Multiverse of Misunderstandings! @MoviesDayz , @gobblepodcast and @BadMoviesWeLuv show up, until you're left with the regular two morons and some guy with a great voice and a fancy name. Come in Gwildor's secret hole to join us!

It's a Shitshow first! A movie not available on Tubi, but still free and open to the public, like Ben's mom! Bryan of @aotkp brought this craziness to the nerds and everyone's life was changed.

(remove the space)

https:(space)//archive.org/details/curse-of-evil-1982-tvrip

Movie Miss of Let's Talk Turkeys joins the Nerds to create a brand new rating system not based on gelatin. Nix declares he's not an "animal penis scientist" and there's a time traveler that shows up. Oh! And a movie is discussed! Find The Miss at Patreon.com/letstalkturkeys

Originally recorded in JANUARY...Nix forgot this was never published and neither of the co-hosts noticed, either. So, here's the "lost" Shitshow. We learn that Ben is a Natural Born Puker! Nix likes to brag about having pointless knowledge. Also, the amount of "Hotshots" that are used in the film.

You can find The Fuzz at www.artisticfuzz.com

Dave The Albatross is back to right wrongs in an especially nerdy episode featuring nude robots and the possibility of Christoper Plummer porn. Also featuring discussions on Slim Goodbody and the Joan Crawford classic, Trog! If you miss this one, you'll be found guilty of lack of Cinemasochism and forced to fill the ball hole while wearing high heels.

Felecia joins the nerds to wrap up Manicotti Mayhem! Rules are broken and technical difficulties are fixed in real time. (You can skip from around 40 min in to 50 min, if you just wanna get back to the film!) Find @SeeingMoviesPod here: https://www.seeingfacesinmovies.com/

Manicotti Mayhem marches on! Nix tries to keep a very sleepy Shinobi awake as they discuss the first in Fulci's Gates of Hell "Trilogy"!

If you didn't know, the Shitshow refers to the hosts, not the film covered. Proof: We're covering the master. And one of his good ones! Let's all cure our hepatitis by joining the Nerds and The Fuzz to celebrate a bizarre combination of giallo and witchery.

Find The Fuzz at: www.artisticfuzz.com

It's gravy time as the nerds appear to lose their minds while discussing this Italian trashterpiece. What does the letter A, a smiley emoji and a pine tree have to do with zombies? Nobody knows!!!!

Catch it on Tubi.

Snuggle into your dirty pillows cuz we're moving to Hell, where New Michelle thinks it would be a great place to live.

There's also some stuff about 80's cartoons.

Movie is available on Tubi!

Take a drink every time Nix says "Speed Cycle"! (Do not do this, it will lead to death.) The Podfather rejoins the nerds to right the wrongs of the past. Shenanigans ensue.

Find BMWL and more here: Bad Movies We Love | The Sheist

The conclusion of April Anthologies wraps up with Jean of the Vargas tribe!

Which one of these things relates to the actual film and not random bullshit?

Spelunking

Being related to murderers

Conjoined twins

Technical difficulties

Please come and "DANCE WITH ME! DANCE WITH ME!" as The Fuzz helps the nerds figure out the nonsensical battle between God and the Devil. Bonus: Includes excessive talk of necrophilia and some break-dancing! Find The Fuzz at www.artisticfuzz.com

April Anthologies continues! The nerds are joined by Kazmo to discuss a music filled flick full of horror icons!

Includes a detailed breakdown of how all the monsters inbreed with each other!

We can't find a way to describe this episode.

Buckle up.

Nasha and the Nerds trek through the swamps of Florida for some of that sweet sugar that only the notorious Mr. B.I.G. can provide. Joan Collins earns a pre-Dynasty paycheck and giant egos and giant ants collide!

You can find it on Tubi!