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Hey! It's ZM! Today we talk to Mrs. Roper about her and 300 other Mrs. Ropers - and you should be one of them - who will be on board for an evening cruise on the Ottawa River July 24th for a girls night of dancing, drinks and dressing like the 70s TV icon!

Get your tickets at www.girltrips.ca

Also this week - Zoë talks more about her gig as your in-house co-host at Ottawa Blackjacks games, Tim's has plain Timbits back (Milky believes he and you played a roll in that) and why can't people just be happy for others?

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A ridiculously fun conversation this week - Milky bought a new car, and that meant having to deal with rush hour traffic for the first time in years, and the nightmare of being on hold.  97 minutes is a LONG TIME! Zoë has HUGE news about a new job with a local sports team!

The Ottawa Charge are (as we record this) 1 win away for advancing in the PWHL playoffs, we’re excited to see the Titans sell out - and again on Mother’s Day!  Zoë was at the home opener and didn’t have too bad of an experience taking the LRT!  It wasn’t completely without issues though.  Of course.

We have some fun with the word “kilometres.”  How do you pronounce it? It’s spring, so that means tulips and dog poop bags in the trees at the dog park. Plus we talk McHappy Day and Tim’s Smile Cookies and… ICE CREAM! www.zmshow.com

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Hey it's Zoë & Milky... Today on ZM we get into the disastrous playoffs for the Sens (and the captain in particular), plus the Ottawa Charge who are still in it!

Also today, a sell out for the hope opener of the Ottawa Titans, the return of Lady Dive and Poutinefest too!

And, yes, shower beer. Do you drink in the shower? Is Zoë alone on this? The entire conversation started when Milky discussed an article that says people don't face the right way in the shower!

Also, and Ottawa woman has a very unique cleaning business. Someone has to clean up a crime scene, right? (TikTok: @emmaemdecon)

New summer drinks coming to McDonald's, a dog that does gardening, the Seagull Sc-reaching Championships, Taylor Swift may have planted another Easter Egg and her fans picked right up on it...

We hope you love our conversation today! No politics, just fun banter about things that are current, cringey, crazy, comedic and cool in the Capital and beyond!

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Should a company be required to reveal to you that you are talking to / chatting with an Ai before you disclose information?

We discuss this today, after John's wild experience following an inquiry he sent to a car dealer about a vehicle. The Ai even knew he was on the radio and used it to butter him up.

We asked you, and your feelings on it do not align with the dealership's belief that customers love it.

Plus - we're cheering on the Ottawa Charge and the Sens and introduce you to a pretty unique new hot spot in Ottawa - especially if you're someone who appreciates food, cocktails, music and incredible audio!

We also look to the future of the Byward Market. It's an uncomfortable place for many to be now... Will things like the new HISTORY OTTAWA club bring life back to that area?

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Hey it's Zoë & Milky - ZM! This week, despite Milky suffering, and we mean SUFFERING from the man cold, we catch up with Ottawa comedian Lauren Lane who is launching astrology comedy nights at Laff Lounge - First show is this Thursday with an incredible lineup of local comedians who were born under the sign of Aries!

And... Before the show, Christina Hearns will be doing tarot card readings!

To book a reading, Christina is at https://www.christinahearns.ca/

We've got 10 tickets to give away - simply text 613-604-6464!

For more on Lauren Lane see https://www.instagram.com/laurenlanecomedy/

Also this week.... Can the Sens do it? Can they hold on and make it into the playoffs? And what about the Charge?

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Hey it's Zoë & Milky... Last night we were among the 17,000 who saw the Ottawa Charge at Canadian Tire Centre - our second time going to a game - and today we tell you why you HAVE to go see them in action!

It's pretty special.Z

Also today - the closing of Kelly's Landing, and absolute fixture in Ottawa for so many years, we wish the owners so much happiness in retirement, but it's sad to see it go.

We talk chip trucks too, and have a question about soda choices.

We'll get you caught up on Celebrity Stuff including Taylor Swift, Megan Thee Stallion, Sydney Sweeney, Céline Dion's comeback, our first time hearing RUSH with Anika Nilles on drums and more!

Montreal is always worth a road trip - but rotisserie chicken may be another reason to go... And Google is now letting you change your gmail address.

And on This Or That And Why... is white chocolate even chocolate???

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Today Zoé And Milky discuss Zoë's night at the Laugh For The Cure event! Plus she also went (willingly) to karaoke and the Bytown Theatre!

We also try to figure out what the artistic angle was to Mayor Sutcliffe's recent "good morning Ottawa" photo. They do say great art gets people talking.

Also - HUGE news this week for Ottawa entertainment as HISTORY gets set to open in the old Chapters location at Rideau and Sussex. Wallflowers and Pretty Reckless are among the names announced for it's first month of shows! We're beyond excited, and the cost of tickets isn't too bad!

Speaking of reasonable... A Jays game for a family of four is under $300. We also tell you about the new 9-9-9 challenge happening at many MLB parks this season. Zoë says she could do it. Milky says there is no chance he could. Could you?

Milky misses his longtime jeweler and turns to you for advice on a great, local, independent place to get a diamond replaced in a ring.

Plus - the return of the "Walkman!" We hope you still have some of your cassettes!

Celebrity stuff this week includes raunchy texts being sent to Sabrina Carpenter. People say it's Shaq. He says it's not. We think we know who it could be!

News nuggets on this episode include the UFC steps up to help BC school shooting victim and we're now officially huge UFC fans because of it!

And we're putting together the ultimate fast food meal! What chain are you going to for each of the following - a burger, a chicken sandwich, fries and a drink?

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How done with winter are you? We're so over it! As we sat down to record this episode, Environment Canada issued another Special Weather Statement about another snow dump on the way.

But we both had fun weeks! Zoë got to see the Sens AND got a puck! And Milky is going to try the much talked about Spyce Girlz spices!

Zoë got carded... We wonder why people get upset about that, and about when they're offered the senior's discount? TAKE IT!

Also this week:

Celebrity Stuff - Val Kilmer set to star in new movie thanks so Ai - Carly Rae Jepson's a mom now - Jay Z is now Jaÿ Z - and Chuck Norris passed away.

Duh Of The Day - Zoë awards our FISHY Award to the most D'uh of Three D'uh's Of The Week

News Nuggets - Punch The Monkey has a girlfriend - BYOB To Events This Summer - Tired Of Tipping? Most of us are.

Plus - we're craving a GREAT egg roll! Where do you suggest we go? It's another round of This Or That And Why!

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Hey! It's Zoë & Milky back with more conversations covering what's current, cool, comedic and cringey in Canada's Capital and beyond!

Today, we talk about the PWHL's Ottawa Charge who are said to be in talks with the Ottawa Senators about moving to Canadian Tire Centre... And we discuss the embarrassing home game this week where Montreal Canadienne fans overwhelmed our arena and then trolled us online calling it Montreal's other home. And, they're not wrong.

Plus - inspired by Alan Doyle's visit to Ottawa (and other cities on his current tour) we asked you what he's been asking his followers - where's the best place in Ottawa to get a cup of coffee with a friend? Milky had no idea we had this many coffee shops, let alone great ones! Zoë, meanwhile, feels she lives in Ottawa's "coffee district" also known as Hintonburgh! And yes, we'll reveal the top vote getter!

News Nuggets this week include - a women being told to take the surgical screws out of her head herself, snake yoga, never trust your kids with your phone, and churning butter while jogging.

In Celebrity Stuff - What's in the Oscar "loot bags?" Plus, Pussycat Dolls are back, the BS celebrities put up with from fans and when enough is enough, Dakota Johnson bares it all and Drew Barrymore's show signs on for 2 more years!

And, it's a spring themed round of This Or That And Why!

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And the debate is on... Why do so many people hate daylight saving time? Are you team Zoë or team Milky on this one?

Also this week...

TikTok phenoms Leroy & Leroy visited Ottawa

We used Ticketmaster and it really is a disaster

The safest and least safe cities to drive in, in Ontario (the answers will likely surprise you!)

Spice Girls vs. Spyce Girlz - an Ottawa entrepreneur finds herself in quite the mess

Ontario man arrested in Vegas for doing WHAT to a Flamingo?

Why Thin Mints are better from the freezer (who knew!?!?!?)

More bad and sad news for Britney Spears

Harry Styles shirtless

And on This Or That And Why... We ask, would you rather a Shamrock Shake or Green Beer? Irish Stew or Lucky Charms?

Think of it as your on-line neighbourhood café - where you listen in on conversations covering what's current, cool, comedic and cringey in Canada's Capital and beyond!

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Today Zoë and I kinda fall backwards into a conversation about Ottawa and it's reputation as being a city that is in denial about all things sexy.

It wasn't that long ago that Ashley Madison ranked us as the #1 city in North America for affairs. There were several swinger clubs with street front signage.

With Ashley Madison re-branding, and with new stats that show more and more couples are in open relationships we couldn't help but wonder why Ottawa seems to portray itself as somewhere that adult fun not only can't exist, but doesn't exist.

Also this week, we hear about a 4 eared cat who the internet has fallen in love with, a grandfather made headlines this week after his hilarious license plate was taken away, and the cottage used in Heated Rivalry is now available on Air BnB!

Zoë's got some thoughts on Brady Tkachuk following the games in Italy, plus - police are now using drones to catch people who continue to drive with their phones in their hands. We wonder WHY people still do this? Connecting to your car is easier, safer, and legal.

And John speaks for the first time about the loss of his friend Lowell Green. Lowell's last shows were co-hosted by John on the internet radio platform he launched.

And, as promised, here's the link to a BuzzFeed page you should bookmark for when you need a feel good story: https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.buzzfeed.com/arsheenkaur44/wholesome-internet-posts-february-23&ved=2ahUKEwiD1Lqa-_ySAxUkxuYEHT9kITkQFnoECBoQAQ&usg=AOvVaw0OSJjYJqcwq4RlwsZPUWev

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It's Valentine's Day, and Ottawa comedian Lauren Lane, a rising star in Canadian Comedy, is producing an all female standup show at Ottawa's Laff Lounge!

She tells us about the show, gives some insight into the hard work and dedication that goes into standup, and invites you to the countless, incredible comedy shows and open mics that happen in our city most nights of the week!

She also shares a fun story of how she kinda kicked the "Night Mayor's" ass when he left comedy off of the list of fun things to do in the Nation's Capital!

Plus... We get into some of the nuttier stories from this past week with our News Nuggets, including pet names that people hate. How did "Bae" become a thing, and why "Daddy" is NOT ok with many of us.

And we ask... If someone you knew were to look inside your car, would you be embarrassed? Why? What's in there that you don't want people to see?

Plus, F Bomb at the curling in Italy, and our thoughts on Canada's performance at the Olympics so far... And The Ottawa Charge are heading back to Canadian Tire Centre. We're going!!! You should join us!

Every week we cover what's current, cool, comedic and cringy in Canada's Capital and beyond!

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Hey it's Zoë & Milky (or as we discover this week, Zoë prefers Zo-ayyyyyyy)

What a fun conversation! We wonder who in the world thought to name a day in FEBRUARY as "work naked day" - clearly they can't be Canadian. We also discuss Shower With Friends Day which was also this past week.

We loved watching Kylie and Jason Kelce learning to curl on TikTok this week, and that leads to a conversation about which rink in Ottawa is the best for curlers... And for showering with friends.

We introduce you to a 90 year old Instagram star from New Brunswick, take on the Tate McRae controversy, and learn why Elmo is pissed at Taylor Swift. Wait... .What????

We loved the opening ceremonies at the Olympics and run down some of the new events you'll see this year, and we discuss the NFL championship game (not allowed to use the S name apparently) and determine that the team in blue will win. haha... We also look at some of the silliest things you can actually bet on as it pertains to the game.

Our conversations are always a lot of fun, unrehearsed and, frankly, just two unhinged dumb dumbs set loose on the internet!

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We believe we have solved one tech issue and creating another. Typical ZM.

Also

- Normal things that gross you out

- Best Drinks To Impress A Date

- Most Romantic Places

- Coldplay Concert Couple Inspires Superbowl Ad

- Oddsmakers Pick Grammy Favourites

- What is Cigarette Mom rock?

- Heated Rivalry In Ottawa

Covering what's current, cool, comedic and cringy in Canada's Capital and beyond!

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ZM is Zoë & Milky - fun conversations every weekend where we cover what's current, cool, comedic and cringy in Canada's Capital and beyond!

Today we get caught up after both being away last weekend - But of us finding our own kind of fun!

We're joined by Euan who is part of the production of One Small Misstep playing this week at the Gladstone Theatre https://thegladstone.ca/ for tickets and more info!

This week - You just never know what kids will say, including one 5 year old who told his teacher that Mommy makes videos in her bedroom. Except it's not what you think. It's pretty cute, actually.

We look at some of the items being offered on Gwenyth Paltrow's Goop Guide for Valentine's day. THAT's always a good laugh!

A Reddit thread caught our eye this week - reasons you chose to NOT hire someone. OMG people can be stupid!

This week's Celebrity Stuff includes news that David Letterman is returning to Canada after almost 50 years, Martin Short did a bad, bad thing at Selena Gomez's wedding, and fans in Russia are risking jail to see Heated Rivalry. Just how hot IS that show?!?! And, OMG we can't wait to see the new Canada Shore Show which is shot in Kelowna BC! ... Speaking of, that city is home to our Doozie Of A D'uh Of The Day winner this week!

Thanks for choosing us to keep you company on your commute, while you work out or walk the dog! We're online (including links to our Youtube) at www.zmshow.com

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Hey! It's Zoë & Milky - Covering what's current, cool, comedic and cringy in Canada's Capital and beyond!

We have a fun story this week featuring predictions they made in the 50s about what life would be like today. Some of them are pretty hilarious!

Plus - The 2025 list of things people put in their butts is out! That got quite the reaction from our live audience Haha!

Also this week - Ottawa's Capital Ribfest has a new home, NCC warning people not to ski jump across the Rideau Canal, and a dog is ok after chewing electric gloves and starting a fire.

This week we have FIVE candidates for a Doozie Of A D'uh Of The Day (it's been a wild week of weirdos for sure) and we'll run down this week's most fun news nuggets, have a look at some of the big celebrity stories from the past few days, and it's another round of This Or That And Why?!

And check out our fancy new website! Yes, we overhauled it again - but the new features, including our Youtubes and the ability for you to send voice notes, was worth it!

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Happy new year from ZM! Zoë & Milky!

We’re covering what's current, cool, comedic and cringy in the Capital and beyond!

Another fun conversation this week as we get into why nobody in Ottawa seems to ever know what direction they’re going. Do you know which way is east? Or West? Or North? Or South?

We also talk about another driver being pulled over without insurance.  Add that to more than $27,000 in unpaid fines they already have.

In the GOOD NEWS department, it appears the end is near for the 6-7 craze, plus this year’s top Ai prompts people loved, and how Ai has failed us recently, world records that were broken in 2025 and Tim’s has revealed their top treats of the past year!  That got us onto the topic of fast food and Zoë wondering why her Big Macs always look like they lost a wrestling match. Meanwhile Milky has found the only place in Canada that seems to know how to do a Whopper right! We talk fashion, since Zoë slayed with her new year’s outfit!  Plus, are weight loss drugs worth it?  Milky’s considering it.

And then there’s the entire unfortunate incident of a bird and Zoë’s car. Looking for some great conversation during your walk, or a long drive? Hi! We’re ZM! www.zmshow.com - brought to you by www.mccarthyautomotive.ca

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ZM year end podcast recorded live today at Hometown Sports Grill! Our special guest is Andre M Proulx from BlastTheRadio.com

We get caught up after Christmas - Andre got skates, Zoë got new skis! We talk skating hot spots and the love of downhill skiing and ask, if there was a skating track on Sparks Street, would you use it?

And we look forward to New Year's Eve and wonder why doesn't Ottawa, and Canada for that matter, have a huge new year’s celebration? Why do we always have to tune into the ball drop in New York City?

And while we're on the topic, are people even going lit anymore? Andre has spent many years producing shows and dj'ing at clubs. He offers his perspective.

We had some cool drinks at Hometown while this conversation took place, we hope you'll pour something that you enjoy while spending a little time with us today!

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It's ZM! Zoë & Milky! Covering what's current, cool, comedic and cringy in the Capital and beyond!

This week we discuss road construction in Ottawa. Why the hell does it take so long? Do you ever seen anybody working?

Also... The Ottawa Senators made a marketing boo boo after the Chicago game and recovered from it magnificently!

We'll keep you laughing with a new game we play called Sound It Out - where we take 3 or 4 individual words, and you have to figure out what the sentence is that, when put together, they create!

And, thanks to a HUGE response on Facebook, we get into the things people do on Facebook that give you the "ick." OMG there are soooo many things! And yes, we include the new Ai Christmas portraits that suddenly popped up this week!

Plus Gridr's Unwrapped for 2025 is glorious, women consumed a lot of naughty things on Pornhub this year, the most annoying songs of 2025, and our Dooziest D'uh Of The Week and more!

Merry Christmas / Happy Holidays from ZM! Our listener numbers continue to grow and that's thanks to you! We're grateful!

ZM

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Hey it's ZM!

This week we get into some super fun talks about everything from trying to wrap oddly shaped items, to holiday traditions we'd be ok with saying goodbye to.

We hope that will include Elf On The Shelf. How did THAT become a thing anyway???

Are you having any luck with Ai? Milky hates it and says it's not making things easier at all. Zoë, on the other hand, is using it successfully. Is this a generational thing?

This year's viral TikTok food hack involves vanilla ice cream and a little something from the LCBO. We wonder, would YOU try it? Not sure we would.

Also viral this week is an insane video of a skydiver in Australia who gets his chute caught on the plane. See it for yourself here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7GTyg4R390

Plus:

• Christmas songs that are proven to stress your dog out.
• Secret Santa requires apps now??? And an Amazon wish list?
• Celebrity Stuff including this year's winner of BEST BULGE!
• Our D'UH Of The Week Award goes to....

And bonus content for our podcast listeners (our radio audience didn't get to hear these) including This Or That And Why, should we start our own awards show, and dog poop... Why do some people hang it in trees?

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Hey! It's Zoë & Milky - back at it on ZM!

Today we discuss Zoë's recent trip to Montreal - a city that never disappoints!

Plus... John is selling his truck but doesn't want to do that privately because people can't be trusted. How does someone do this?

Did you ever get in real trouble at school? We'll tell you why we each did.

Our Spotify Wrapped could not be more different, find out why! And... Hold onto your undies - we will reveal the colour of the year for 2026! It's soooo (not) exciting!

We have our headlines of the week, including one very drunk racoon and Celebrity Stuff this week including Bad Bunny as the most streamed artist on earth, this year's performers on Rockin' New Years Eve, a milestone for Kelly Clarkson and more!

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It's ZM! Zoë & Milky! Our podcast is brought to you by www.mccarthyautomotive.ca - for all your automotive needs!

This week we wonder how people know about tree lighting at Lansdowne Park, and about the light show in the Byward Market, or football games etc. Because we're finding our feeds are muting a lot of the things we follow and WANT to see.

Also today... Why don't employers list having a gym at their place of business in their job postings?

Plus - Carrie Underwood & Mike Fisher's solution to shutting up your kids the next time they say "6-7," White Lotos star gets naked for GQ, straight men reveal the men they think are hot, an invention that would have come in handy during this week's frost, and an update to the Superman Comic, Edition #1 three brothers found among their late mothers things.

Zoë also awards are Doozie D'uh Of The Week to one stupid newsmaker!

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Hey it's Zoë & Milky back for another recap of the week in weird news and celebrity entertainment!

This week Zoë experienced Drunken Cinema! How is this the first we're hearing about it?

And Milky maintains that the CFL is such a disaster that nobody in Canada is even aware that the Grey Cup is this weekend.

Also this week, the iPhone pocket and a candy cane opener are two things that the world didn't know it needed... An Ai song is #1 on the charts, the celebrities that nobody hates, why a small group of moms want to boycott Wheel Of Fortune and a Hamilton man steels a bus and drives it better than a lot of bus drivers do!

Find out who our D'uh Of The Week is, and it's another round of This Or That & Why!

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Hey! It's Zoë & Milky with our unique spin on the lighter side of news and pop culture for this week including our Ultimate D'uh Of The Week, Memes We've Seen and more!

News this week includes two brothers finding an incredible surprise while cleaning their deceased mom's attic, this year's Toy Hall Of Fame inductees, how people are using dating apps to find jobs plus Oprah's list of Favorite Things For 2025, and, not to be outdone, Gwenyth Paltro's Goop list with some very naughty options, as you would expect.

Celebrity news this week includes Carly Rae Jepson's bit announcement, a honour for Jamie Fine, Miss Piggy getting her own movie, and Jelly Roll felt like a criminal. Wait...

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Are you finding it stressful cheering on the Blue Jays? Us too!  Soooo stressful, but so fun! GO JAYS!

Cats are horrible… Milky’s cat has proven that once again.

It was a rough week for the Milkman - his super hulk strength resulted in a smashed out window on his truck.

Zoë is celebrating the birthday of her beloved “Granny Moo” who has sure seen a lot of things in her 95 years - all of which she’s put into a memoir!

Celebrity stuff this week including… Jesse Eisenberg donating a kidney and Sydney Sweeney gets controversial again and a Kardashian is now selling lollipops for your vagina - Zoë weighs in on that in a fantastic way!

News Nuggets include a Toronto marketing company making pure gold out of a bad situation when they were sent a cease and desists from the Toronto Blue Jays, and an NHL team introduces the all new Florida Man Cam!

Memes We’ve Seen.

Who will win our weekly “Doozie Of The D’uh Of The Day” Award this week?  The drunk guy who broke into a sausage shop or the funeral home who put the wrong body on display?

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Hey! It's Zoë & Milky!

This week we'll introduce you to a VERY cool book concept - recipes that were found on tombstones!

Plus - Celebrity Stuff this week - Taylor Swift has shattered more pop music records, Kim Kardashian now selling pubic hair underwear, Britney's ex levels some pretty serious accusations in his new book, and the name Keanu Reeves almost used in Hollywood.

News nuggets this week include the cost of Halloween, a very tired mom making a very innocent mistake that she has owned up to on TikTok, teachers banning 67, and the most popular cars for birds to poop on.

We have three "stupid news" stories thanks to several boneheads who live among us... A strip club disagreement sees cheeseburgers fly, man pees at the altar at The Vatican, a cat survives a 100 mile ride on top of a car - we'll announce our first ever D'uh Of The Week.

Plus, memes we've seen, This Or That & Why and an unabashedly bad joke!

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It's Zoë & Milky.... Cheering on the Blue Jays like most of Canada!

Meanwhile Zoë got to ride in the car on the field at the Redblacks game...

Milky's feeling the effects of his new show that has him up at 5am.

We discuss people who offer their opinions when their opinions were never asked for. Grrr

The new Taylor Swift album is out... And OMG!! Even more exciting is Taylor's media tour so far! And that she's been inviting a number of radio personalities to her wedding. Could that bode well for Zoë & Milky??? We hope so!

And... We discover what our email address actually is!

Join us each week when we talk about things. And stuff.

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Milky's back from a few months away - but getting home was anything but smooth. Why do vehicles always breakdown on a highway on Sundays or statutory holidays? We discuss.

Also... Cheering on the Blue Jays and giving up on the CFL.

And you best believe we discuss Taylor Swift - 1 week to her new album and we're still hoping she'll be the halftime performer at the Super Bowl! Fingers crossed!

This is ZM!

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A hot take from Zoë this week on ZM! Was Taylor behind a rolling black wall to hide a baby bump???

We discuss!

Also... Tims and Canadian Tire are teaming up! Franks does coffee? Both companies could offer their own version of rolling up the rims...

Plus details of this weekend's Rockliffe garage sale, Milky met up with Zoë's parents in New Brunswick, The Epic Ride For Mental Health along with this week's News Nuggets, Celebrity Stuff and another game of This Or That And Why!

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Weekdays I get to tell share some of the weirdest and most wonderful stories of the day on radio stations across North America.On Saturday, I compile the "best of" and team up with the incredibly funny Zoë Thorne and bring them to you on the ZM Podcast!

Live streaming on Facebook this afternoon and available on demand wherever you get your podcasts!

This week:

- OMG we've actually seen some work from Ottawa's "Night Mayor!" Although, we're kinda disappointed. (Shocking, we know!)

- Canada ranked one of the smartest counties in the world!

- Typo leads to paying $34,000 for internet- New record for walking on Lego

- Is the "Tin Can" this year's hot Christmas item for kids?

- Hamilton man's wallet found at High School after 51 years

- Plus CELEBRITY STUFF including a look at tomorrow's MTV Video Music Awards... Canadian among 5 new additions to SNL! and Billboard's Song Of The Summer of 2025!

Plus the best "John Jokes" of the week, the Dum Dum's Of The Day and This Or That & Why!

ZM - we'll keep you laughing in the car, at the gym, on your walk or while you're dancing naked in your living room!

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Hey it's ZM! Zoë & Milky!

Just two buddies talking about their week, and running through some of the oddest and most fun news stories of the week - including a woman caught driving with stairs attached to her car, a husband who dug through 2 tons of garbage to recover his wife's rings, and WTFlorida woman arrested after dressing up like a hot dog.

Also - Celebrity Stuff! Yes Travis & Taylor got engaged! We're so happy! Anything that gives people joy and provides an escape is ok by us!

And don't miss some of the 70 World Records that nobody has tried to break! Could you be the new world record holder for one of these?

New episodes every Saturday!

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Hey it's Zoë & Milky!

This week we ask if you know these terms that have just been added to the Cambridge Dictionary, including "Skibidi," "Delulu," and "Tradwife".

Also... The Redblacks aren't just a horrible football team, it's being played on field that looks like hell on TV. We wonder how this has not been addressed.

Plus... Lil Nas X caught walking around in his undies, Joe Jonas joins the mile high club and Taylor Swift's new album will be available on... Cassette???

Need some GREAT friends to join you on your walk or while driving to the cottage? Hi! We're those friends! ZM!

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Hey it's ZM!

This week we discuss Ottawa Pride and how the haters are back out in full force.

Taylor Swift addressed how she handles hate this week when she launched her new album! You bet we discuss that, plus we wonder IS she going to be doing the 1/2 time show at Superbowl? She left a lot of Easter Eggs that suggest she might!

Zoë ran into a Karen this week and it's still buggin' her.

Our dogs did dog stuff... Plus Celebrity Stuff, News Nuggets and more!

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Zoë & Milky get caught up after the week that was!

Zoë saw her favourite musical, Hamilton, at the NAC in Ottawa and it more than lived up to her expectations!

John visited the new container-ship village in Saint John NB and it's a game changer! If you're traveling to the Maritimes this summer, you should see it!

Plus weird news this week, including aliens coming to earth, and a few viral trends that are just... Odd.

Two friends inviting you into our conversation - just like if you were sitting next to us at Tim's!

Thanks to McCarthy Automotive; www.mccarthyautomotive.ca

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Hey it's Zoë & Milky...

What a traumatic week for Zoë. Her dogs ended up locked in her car in the heat. What would YOU do in that situation?

But that's not the only thing that happened.

We talk Redblacks with a big win, amazing shows coming to Hard Rock Casino plus our takes on some of this week's oddest news stories - like a 102 year old woman arrested for flashing and what people do with their nail clippings.

We dive into some celebrity stuff - yes, even Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry get mentioned. Is that a business relationship or are two freaky deeky people finding each other?

Want company for a one hour walk at the park, or on your drive? We have GREAT conversations just like this each and every week!

ZM!

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Hey it's ZM! Zoë & Milky - with our weekly conversation about some of the most fun events of the past week - including the Toronto Blue Jays! Best record in baseball!

Plus - they set a new record for hot dog sales, so there's that!

Chappell Roan's new song gives a lotta love to Canada, we lost a number of major celebrities this week too.

Also... A cat who steals undies, an influencer swims in bubbles that aren't at all what she thought they were, POO inspectors and octopus hot dogs?

It's a fun hour with fun friends... Z & M!

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Hey it's ZM! Zoë & Milky!

Zoë was away last week but we're back to get caught up on Bluesfest, weird news of the week, and more!

Plus... Zoë logged on to Zoom today holding a new puppy, so we'll find out what that's about!

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Hey! It's Zoë & Milky back at it!

This week we discuss the new Hard Rock Hotel & Casino that has just opened in Ottawa - plus the O-TRAIN to the airport is very different than what we thought it was!

Capital Ribfest at City Hall has had to cancel - we weigh in on some locations this city seems to under-utilize.

Plus this week's Celebrity Stuff, and a few news nuggets as well... Including a new survey that reveals the top 10 places people say they'd like to get it on!

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Hey! It's Zoë & Milky!

This hour is packed with fun conversations including... The best and worst celebrity kissers! Have you kissed anyone famous? Who was it? How were they? zoemilkman@gmail.com

Also... Ottawa's Night Mayor DOES exist! And the Redblacks marketing continues to miss the obvious.

A new viral trend has people putting hot peppers in their wine, World Naked Biking Day is coming up, a Call Her Daddy docu-series is out this week (we're very excited!), plus News Nuggets, Zoë's dad sounds like Garth from Wayne's World, and we play This Or That & Why!

Catch us on BlastTheRadio.com and on CJRO FM Ottawa

Brought to you by www.mccarthyautomotive.ca

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Hey it's Zoë & Milky! ZM!

This week... An internet survey has revealed the sounds that make us the most upset.

Plus... What men are REALLY thinking, The 50 Best One-Hit Wonders of the 2000s, Orgy DJ's are a thing (who knew?), New Relationship Trend: Arbitrary Anniversaries.

After the Scripps National Spelling Bee we present the 10 most commonly misspelled words.

And this week's Celebrity Stuff, News Nuggets and more!

If you love pop culture and fun conversations with friends, this hour will give you a giggle!

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It's Z&M! Zoë & Milky!

This week we'll tell you about our first ever experience at an Ottawa Charge game... In a nutshell YOU SHOULD GO!

Zoë was also there for the Titans opening game!

We talk about the insanity of Ottawa's roads and wonder if cyclists should require licenses.

The King is coming on Tuesday, which explains all the military aircraft noise at the airport.

Thanks for putting us on to keep you company while you walk!

ZM

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Hey it's ZM - Zoë & Milky!

This week we talk Mother's Day and Zoë has some gift suggestions for your special mom!

Kawartha Dairy is coming to Ottawa... We'll tell you where you can already get their ice cream here in town!

The new dock at Dow's Lake!

No Ottawa bar made the list of Canada's 50 Best Bars and we think that's just wrong. Does Ottawa have any good bars? We know of a few!

The new police facility on Prince Of Whales Drive is sinking. Can we build anything in Ottawa that actually isn't a disaster?

We record live on Facebook on the weekend - thanks for downloading us on your preferred podcast platform!

You can also hear us on BlastTheRadio.com and on CJRO FM!

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Hey it's ZM! Zoë & Milky!

This week we share our thoughts on what was a great season for the Sens but do wonder why our fans don't get the same coverage on TV as the blue and white team's fans do.

Also... Poutine-fest is on, the age where your unhealthy habits begin to affect you, Smile Cookies, McHappy Day coming up and we'll be at Nurse's Week again this year!

Where are the teenagers who are willing to work? Do teens today mow lawns? Babysit?

We share memes we've seen, and it's another round of "This Or That And Why?"

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It's ZM - Zoë & Milky!

This week we talk about The Sens still being in the playoffs, and the ridiculous "Go Habs Go" controversy in Montreal.

Patios are being fined for being a few inches on the sidewalk in Ottawa - For the third week in a row we ask "Where is this Night Mayor of ours??? Bueller... Bueller... Buller..."

What's your favourite alternative term to tell someone EFF YOU? We have a fun list... Plus a list of new abbreviations your kids are using when texting. You'll want to be aware of some of these.

We're live on Facebook every weekend and available wherever you get your podcasts.

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Hey it's ZM! Zoë & Milky!

Today we discuss the excitement in Ottawa with the Sens back in the playoffs and it's a battle of Ontario no less!

But who can afford tickets? And if you can, are Leafs fans more obnoxious than other team's fans?

Also this week... Why don't grown ups get Easter baskets? And if we did, what would be in them? We also discuss Peeps which are just friggin' gross.

Neighbourhood Pub on Baseline is closing, and changes at Brass Monkey... And we tackle a list of "Which would you rather, and why?"

We record live on Facebook Saturday mornings/middays!

Thanks for listening!

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Hey it's Zoë & Milky... ZM!

Today we talk about Record Store Day and introduce you to two new artists we've fallen in love with!

Plus... The Sens are in the playoffs, the Jays had huge news too! Have you ever been to a game?

Have you heard of Odd Bunch? It's super cool!

Our friends are McCarthy Automotive are semi-retiring, we're excited to introduce the new owners!

The cars stuck in the Laurier Parking Garage are finally free!

New episodes every Saturday.

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Ottawa people will, no doubt, know "Jungle" Jim Jerome from his days at TSN 1200. Jim is a well known personality across Canada, often serving as the emcee at the Brier and other major curling events, golf tournaments and more!

These days he's heard on three podcasts and joins us to discuss an incredible business he's launched to capture the stories and memories as told by your loved ones!

To find out more, and/or to book him to capture your invaluable family stories head to http://www.yourstorytold.ca

ZM

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Hey it's Zoë & Milky... ZM!

We've come to realize that we're not the only ones wondering why we never see or hear from Ottawa's "night mayor." Local comedy clubs say they've never seen him... Why is there not a website or blog where he's updating us on where he's been and engaging? We discuss.

Also this week, McDonald's is said to be returning to Rideau St, so bring on the racoon fights! A new indoor amusement park for Kanata, how about those Sens?!?! Have you been to a game? Milky hasn't but Zoë's "boogie" work life has her going to a few.

And, Zoë has some GREAT news from Laugh For A Cure!

New shows every Saturday live on Facebook and then here for you in podcast land!

ZM

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Hey it’s Zoë & Milky!
Today we talk with Michael Bell whose David Bowie celebration show comes to the Shenkman Arts Centre in Orleans on Saturday April 19th.

Tickets on sale at https://shenkmanarts.ca

Also check out his website at  www.thebowielives.com

Jelly Roll was back in Ottawa blowing us away!
Milky’s still waiting on his new green bin. He also can’t believe how much a hair cut actually costs.

What becomes of the Bay locations in Ottawa now? Especially the Rideau Centre one. Milky has ideas for St. Laurent Shopping Centre, but that’s falling on deaf ears.

A quick trip to Montreal reveals that their LRT is a lot sexier than our basic bitch system.

The joy you feel when you discover that you’re not the only one whose Christmas tree, which is still up, is actually a Current Holiday Themed Tree!

Some great news! They are recovering cars from the collapsed garage on Laurier St.!!!

Plus we share some of the great memes we’ve seen this week and end things with some dirty jokes.

Thanks for spending some time with us! New episodes each weekend!



ZM

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Hey! It's Zoë & Milky!

Today... Why finding a partner who is good at succulents is important.

The Faces Magazine Awards were announced.

We celebrate St. Patrick's Day, our friends at the all new Hard Rock Casino have a chance for you to win an AWESOME VIP package www.rideaucarletoncasino.com

The danger of ebikes as the weather gets better.

OPP charge 2 drivers for talking on their phone as they drove past officers cleaning up and accident. We wonder, is connecting your phone to your car really that difficult??

Milky's nightmare with the UPS store in Ogdensburg, we find out if Zoë managed to score a Brooke Henderson bobble head, and we're so excited to be invited back to several events, including Nurse's Day at Queensway Carleton Hospital!!!

We don't want to get political, but we get political for a few minutes. It's unavoidable. But we'll give you a giggle at the end with this week's Memes We've Seen!

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