how close is he to the gobbler?

what if he has a bad fart? is the intent to do damage?

YOU GOT A WISH ON WISH? AND WHAT BARDIC INSPIRATION ON TEMU!??!

and all through the the house not a creature was stirring, except your dumb ass

are we giving luc,k to a god?....why not? wish the god luck....

i dont want to wander around gods nipple

the magic school looms as the DM introduces a slew of players with magical talents and latent abilities, follow this arc and email us anytime at youwannadowhatpodcast@gmail.com don't forget to find us on YouTube!

when "he doesn't deserve the fun chamber!" and "thats his emotional support sandwich" and then 'why dont we throw the bird at the door?" makes the DM say "napoleon?, In this world hes only an icecream" then "go ahead and hold a super soaker of holy water im ready to do this" as the players take the DM and the imagination on a wild ride to save Xmas. follow along and get some Primus Sharp Edge Dice.

Diplomacy takes a back burner as the party is too busy drinking and Orgy-ing to notice an owls scurrilous actions. The party finds envelope after envelope, drink after drink and orgasm after orgasm, odd items, and a drink that does more than just give Bickle a hangover. Don't forget Primus Sharp Edge Dice and the amazing people at Fey Earth, Snyders Return, Adventure!, Oz9, and Lizards and Locations!

A Nobleman finds himself devoid of pants as the party explores a castle looking for the Will of the late Ambassador Tiahna-faeh, both trying to solve his murder and the reason for his demise, instead they get drunk, laid and well... Listen to find out. Find our favorite dice @PrimusDice and Snyders Return https://snydersreturn.squarespace.com/ and don't forget to subscribe!

R&R meets Disease and Debauchery. Lula finds the ONLY BAR she hasn't been kicked out of yet and drops enough coin to shame a small town. She sups and sips at the finest things while leaving a Gork in the dirt, an owl in the makes guild and a Bickle in...anything that consents. Don't forget to check our Snyders Return, Primus Sharp Edge Dice, Fey Earth and the one and only Real Fresh Channel.

The bathing room soaks the party as they finish their ablution, fresh towels 'stolen' and wandering around find a new friend mid piss into a bucket. Find out what happens when the way home can be a blessing but sticky fingers make a curse. Love to Dichotomy Games and Primus Sharp Edge Dice.

More rooms lie ahead in the Guest House, opulence and pampering meet danger and disappointment. Primus Sharp Edge Dice guide us through an infathomable maze (because nobody wrote down the room they went to) a small cheat sheet is found divulging secrets.

The rooms offer succor and suffering in equal measure as the palace offers little information. Lula finds both posh and pain, Bickle shows his cat butthole to everyone and a hooter hoots hootily. Make sure to check out PrimusDice and Dichotomy Games, good vibes to Lizards and Locations!

Rooms, Rooms, And more Rooms, some of the party decide to explore while others try to stay alive. Email us at youwannadowhatpodcast@gmail.com and on Twitter @Youwannapodcast

After losing a metal man the party ventures forth and finds more than what they bargained for, books aplenty and traps galore. Our winner of Primus Sharp Edge Dice has not claimed their prize, we will be redoing the contest soon! Tune in and follow us on Twitter @youwannapodcast or email us anytime at youwannadowhatpodcast@gmail.com

Death, Death and loss. Find out who dies at the hands of Primus Sharp Edge Dice while a duck gets rended by a Hydra. Don't forget to check out the real fresh channel on Twitter and email us anytime at youwannadowhatpodcast@gmail.com

After a holiday break the party finds themselves again...victims of MMG and Brimplaps lunacy. Because "you know who you are" follow as the Palace of 1001 rooms envelopes the party and a newly found Hooded individual in need of money, Maybe a price IS too good to be true. FIND OUT and dont forget to take a look at our Twitter for the winner of a limited edition of Sharp Edge Dice!

The game starts by introductions like "you're a high elf so you have to get up high?" and "Rupert's ready for that kind of naughty, get me on that list!" then the game really gets going when the Dm points out The poo bucket" player "that's also the food bucket" DM IT IS NOW *writes down furiously" people say things like "i don't know why he wants to be referred to by a bunch of holes, but okay" and "do you know how hard it is as an orphan to get your hands on good literature!?!? The DMs brain breaks when someone says "a 'mastochist' is someone who chews.... and does inappropriate things to ships" and finally around the end people realize "but what about feet!?!? they're for the ground!!!" and lastly awkwardness when a group hug turns into a group no after a group kiss? follow along and get some Primus Sharp Edge Dice then follow us on Youtube at The Real Fresh Channel!

Lula gets a job from King Brimplap to investigate an abandoned town devoid of life, seeing only the tracks of their inhabitants, finding what happened as Bickle tags along, find out what happens in our last episode of the year and join us Jan 5th for our next episode! Email us anytime at youwannadowhatpodcast@gmail.com and don't forget to send love to Primus Sharp Edge Dice for their amazing work.

Follow along as Primus Dice roll the night away, Bickle Bards his way into some bacon, Lula lights the way as the town rebuilds. Suddenly the town notices its children have gone. Find out what a corpse hides in the woods and make sure to check out My Dad Wrote A Porno, their finale did justice to the whole series and email us anytime at youwannadowhatpodcast@gmail.com

MIMICS AND MADNESS as the party takes delivery from Mundle Mundle and Grundles magical delivery service, a hearty Congratulations to Primus Sharp Edge Dice for making their goals and some dice that'll inspire and fulfill your inner dice goblin.

The Mimic Museum opens its doors as Abarat allows the party that saved his life and a small handful of guests get to explore before the public. However as people start disappearing ans artifacts aren't always what they seem. Fucking around and finding out has never been more fun! Email us at youwannadowhatpodcast@gmail.com

The season starts with smoking an enchanted weed pipe with some Giants and finding their way back to town to the only Inn they HAVEN'T destroyed yet. Finding a small present slipped under their door for the custom. With invites to the museums midnight opening for treasures unseen my mortal eyes. The party gears up and gets some shopping done while the large looming doors of the museum gathers a small crowd of well to do people in need of entertainment. Also they scammed a shop keep out of doing a job by....well, I guess you'll have to listen, love to @feyearth, @primusdice, @dndadventure and some love to @zed1 for the dnd game they haven't had a chance to play yet because zombies.

The end of the season marks the duck deluge and DEATH, but whose? After emerging from the cocoon of crumbled Inn the party finds and confronts the Mayor and give someone a peice of mind indeed. The season finale is brought to you by @PrimusDice and @Therealfreshcha. check out Gamma Radio, The Hired Swords, Lads On Tour, and midnight burger. Sending love to Zed 1 for an entertaining take on the end of the world. Email us at youwannadowhatpodcast@gmail.com anytime!

Nope-ing out of the room leaking blood and climbing back up to the surface as the moon goes dark and crops die. So of course the party went inn robbing. Find out the giant surprise and follow us on twitter @youwannapodcast or email us at youwannadowhatpodcast@gmail.com then go check our dice makers kickstarter and Dichotomy Games on our Twitter.

Meeting our new players has never been so intense. Let's meet the newest members of YWDW with a good old fashioned....house fire. Make sure to grab some dice from @PrimusDice and then talk to @Dichotomygames_ for their newest additions to the best dnd has to offer.

With a deck of many things half our team goes missing as Lula takes time to purify some of the lost tomb, make, sure to check out @Dichotomygames_ on Twitter to find their kickstarter as well as the finest dice makers we know @primusedge

Teaming up with Dichotomy Games to make an amazing underground adventure better, follow as the team meets Iphy and Dulgrosh. Find our what happens and don't forget to check out @feyearth and @TheRealFreshCha for all the amazing people and than get your dice fix from @primusdice where there are no bad rolls.

You Wanna Do WHAT!?!? finishes off it's year with piracy "I have a boat and it's in me!"....wait... WHAT!?!?, AAs the Dm gives the last quest of the year the players say "nah, we're going to take over the world instead!" and bribe each other saying "I will give you EVERYTHING..." only to hear " even a stepladder?" and a restrained ".....yes...." bringing us to The Grand Pimp!, "you think I knew anything about the ocean in Gnome town!?!?" "I can throw two boats a turn!, now I can dual wield boats!" replied only by "that's a unique skill.....imma call you Two Boats Jackson" and ending with trying to bet your God in a poker game.... email us anytime at youwannadowhatpodcast@gmail.com and don't forget to find us on The Real Fresh Channel on YouTube!

Tim meets a Forgetful Frenchie and makes his deliveries on time. Until something is spotted and its not what you think. Congratulations to @mischievous1001 for winning from @PrimusDice also find us at youwannadowhatpodcast@gmail.com and much love to @TheRealFreshCha @feyearth @thesplitparty @gammaradioshow

ALL HAIL THE DUCK KING FOR HE DEMANDS GRAPES! while bartering with a Bartender and finding a monk with a problem. These problems lead them deep into the desert. Shout out to @TheRealFreshCha on Twitter, @primusdice @feyearth @gammaradioshow @dndadventure and email us anytime at youwannadowhatpodcast@gmail.com

The party finds themselves without Lula and Tim as Haskens Manor slips into the sea, soon to take its treasure with it if not hastily found, lamplight leads the way with its multicolored matches. The manor washes away as the team desperately searches. Shout out to @TheRealFreshCha and @primusdice @ladsontour @gammaradioshow @feyearth and as always email us at youwannadowhatpodcast@gmail.com or follow us on twitter at @youwannapodcast

The year has passed from Tim to Jonathan and Lula has been searching for her lost love, a bagman stalks as Lula drinks, Burns down another bar after trying to buy it. Bickle reunites with an old friend while a new one rolls around on the ground. The year ends with love to @TheRealFreshCha and @feyearth @ladsontour @dndadventure @primusdice @apartytoaccess and email us anytime at youwannadowhatpodcast@gmail.com

Bickle and Jonathan find their prize and get greeted by Brimplaps Turd Bird with yet another task, A quick door trip later yields Jonathan scared for his life as people start disappearing, Fear grips the town of Respire and the party as they encounter THE BAG MAN!!! Shout out to @TheRealFreshCha @feyearth @gammaradioshow @thesplitparty @ladsontour @dndadventure and JOIN US NEXT WEEK FOR ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY and email us at youwannadowhatpodcast@gmail.com

LEEETTTSSSS GEETTTT RRREEEAAADDDYYYY TOOOO RRRUMMMMMMBBBBLLLLLEEEEE, Jonathan and Bickle find themselves magically trapped in a cooking competition that Jonathan cares more about pranking orcs than cooking. Bickle realizes it's not just to food or the challenges that he needs to be wary of. Shout out to @apartytoaccess @primusdice @TheRealFreshCha @feyearth and @gammaradioshow feel free to email us at youwannadowhatpodcast@gmail.com

ANNOUNCEMENTS AND FIRE-NADO FLAVOURED DEATH, who dies? Find out!, listen for something new featuring YouTube and @TheRealFreshCha as we collaborate more, also look for @primusdice @dndadventure @gammaradio @thesplitparty @ladsontour @apartytoaccess with love. Email us anytime at youwannadowhatpodcast@gmail.com

Dreams can be short, but nightmares can last forever. More than just mindgames meet the party as they return back to Dalmerlington and recuperate, dreading what comes next as Jonathan has to shake the truth out of people. shout out to @therealfreshcha and @primusdice @feyearth @apartytoaccess and @gammaradio for the amazing work by one and all! Email us anytime at youwannadowhatpodcast@gmail.com

JONATHAN, WATCH OUT FOR THAT.....never mind, So the dreams come to a close with Bickle mopping his pee while offering money to a random wood elf that watched Jonathan steal a....window.... played by none other than THE HOWE FRESH of the @realfreshcha on Twitter!. A Chazzos has a few drinks and a lot of regrets in this dream world as the time counts down to the Dream Towers fall. The Feather of A'KA A'yah could HD lost to the storm of dreams. Will they succeed? Or will this be another random duck chase to which God knows where? Shout out to @gammaradio @dnd_adventure @fey earth @primusdice @ladsontour and all our amazing fans, email us like the Teflon Trout, aka the TROUTMEISTER at youwannadowhatpodcast@gmail.com

Dreams dreams dreams... 🎵drrreeeeaaaammmmmsss🎵 oh shit, nightmares, go back, GO BACK! As the party enters into a room filled with oozes, golden doors and bound evil! Shout out to @therealfreshcha and @feyearth on Twitter and @primusdice, as always a heart thank you to all you listeners, fund us at youwannadowhatpodcast@gmail.com and @youwannapodcast on Twitter!

the party shops and struggles and as the old saying goes "never split the party" even if there's a new member.....WAIT....WHAT!?!? Find us on YouTube at The Real Fresh Channel!

A tree doused in sleeping tea finds himself atop a tower, Jonathan gets himself locked out a few rooms while Lula performs ancient magics even the DM cannot supercede. Find out what happens and check out @gammaradioshow and take a look at their Fallout 4 Mods and then go look at @therealfreshcha then go take a look at @thehiredswords @thenightshift @ladsontour @dungeonlads @primusdice for the tools I use and feel free to email the cast at youwannadowhatpodcast@gmail.com

Pause for reflection as the Dream Realm allows for more than the mundane, minds meet and only the strong of will can survive this dream. Find The Real Fresh Channel in all their glory @therealfreshcha and email us at youwannadowhatpodcast@gmail.com anytime, we love hearing from people and will read anything we get in our episodes!

Welcome to your dreams, where nightmares aren't the only things waiting for everyone in the dark recesses of the mind. Only the strong of will can survive. Shout out to @realfreshcha on Twitter and @thehiredswords @thenightshift @dndadventure and @primusdice for the amazing things my players hate when I roll ominously.

Leaving the Fey Wild has always been fraught with difficulty, memories lost, smiles fading, Kings annoyed and curses. Email us at youwannadowhatpodcast@gmail.com and check out the guys at @feyearth on Twitter. Then go find the guys @TheRealFreshCha and then go to @johnryansports1 if you're looking for some STATS and good advice.

What do you hey when you mix Jonathan Splash and a place where bragging is the ultimate insult? This episode. Settle in, get some tea and come chillax with a sleepy elf. Shout out to @therealfreshcha who are THE REAL FRESH CHANNEL!, and as always thank you to @primusdice on Twitter, the guys at @ladsontour @thehiredswords @thenightshift @dungeonlads @feyearth and email us anytime at youwannadowhatpodcast@gmail.com

A stab turns into a fight with a Hag. Two people who never fight fair find themselves entwined, Lula finds a little slice of heaven in the woods as blackoak settles his roots into magical earth. Find out what happens when the party enters...the Fey Wild. Shout it to @realfreshcha and @thehiredswords @primusdice @feyearth on Twitter and email us anytime at youwannadowhatpodcast@gmail.com

Sneaky fae and sloppy makeouts. Shout out to @Primusedge for the dice that made this happen, shout out to @therealfreshcha and all the amazing listeners, find us on twitter @youwannapodcast and email us at youwannadowhatpodcast@gmail.com

Tea parties, Theivery, and Tentacles. The party finds itself still at the Hags home in the early hours after Jonathan does what he always does and thinks with his junk, after a bit of monkey business the party finds out that Hags CAN be out witted, but at what cost? Find out as the gaping maw opens up to devour the team. Shout out to @thefreshcha @thehiredswords @thenightshift @dndadventure @thesplitparty @primusdice and email us anytime at youwannadowhatpodcast@gmail.com

HAGS, HAGS AND JONATHAN SPLASH. Both things you don't want to run into in a swamp, the night wears on as Vaula nopes to sleep and the rest of the party stays up to... you'll have to listen, shout out to @feyearth @freshtakes @roll_call20 @thesplitparty @ladsontour @dndadventure@thehiredswords on Twitter. find us at youwannadowhatpodcast@gmail.com and don't forget to show some love to your own dice daddies by taking a look at @primusdice and their amazing selection.

Hangovers and wandering in the forest, GREAT COMBO until you run into a Dwarf with burnt bacon, a fairy with an attitude and a...a duck? Am I reading this right?... is this the punchline for a joke?. Okay...duck it is, But there's a lot more waiting in the forest than just ducks. Follow along as the party meets.....THE HAG! Shout out to @dndadventure for HENDLEY SHITHOUSE I mean...LilPeen, @thesplitparty @thehiredswords @roll_call20 on Twitter and YouTube at https://youtube.com/channel/UCoKWJwbqNYK01m3oRfpObXA

High stakes gambling and shopping, who wins and who loses? over 100,000 gold in the pot and too many eyes to cheat....but of course they found a way. follow along and email us anytime at youwannadowhatpodcast@gmail.com and find us on YouTube at The Real Fresh Channel!

Drinking, then more drinking. Then insulting bartenders and then more drinking. Finding a forest through the trees indeed as Lula and Bickle stumble their way through forest and wind up...well, I guess you'll have to listen. SHOUT OUT TO @feyearth and @ladsontour, the amazing people @thehiredswords and last but not least those wonderful people @role_call20. Lots of love and laughs for all.

RIDICULOUSNESS, UTTER RIDICULOUSNESS as the party parades through town and makes both fireworks and feeling spark. A small grave marks an ancient secret and leads people into the deep forest where someone runs off and DIES!?!?...okay... let's go find another dragon and free a BabyDaddy, BUT FIRST A DRINK!

Season three starts with tea, choking cats. Praying in a closet and haggling over prices, until Lula and Vaula locate a necklace that will only fit royalty. Once on, it starts to glow...but for whom? youwannadowhatpodcast@gmail.com