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"Spiritual divorce." Lord Stanley has chosen his babies of the year, and gosh if your hosts didn't just delight in the adventure to get here. Eva, Rave, and Kelly reflect on the accuracy of our pre-finals tarot reading, celebrate the satisfying plot developments in the narratives of Mssrs. Tkachuck and McDavid, crown their own playoffs Super Freak, gut check changes to the Caps roster (and to CapFriendly's public access), and more in this, our supersized final episode of the '23-'24 NHL season. This episode was recorded on July 4, 2024.

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Timecodes: (3:57) Stanley Cup Finals | (18:08) Conn Smythe Winner Connor McDavid | (34:46) Celebrating Florida Style | (58:30) Trades! | (1:14:22) Capfriendly Update | (1:23:29) Miscellaneous Hockey Stuff

"Not on OUR part of the internet." Rave, Eva, and Kelly did not necessarily predict this Stanley Cup finals matchup, but one must admit there is something satisfyingly YCDT-coded about its hashtag narratives. Join us as we check in on DILF softball in DC, eulogize our fallen Stars/Rangers, and ask the tarot cards what to expect in the final round. This episode was recorded on June 2, 2024.

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Timecodes: (4:55) DILF Island Softball | (14:33) Goodbye, Rangers | (25:11) Goodbye, Stars | (44:09) Panthers vs. Oilers

"The Amazing...Unlawful Confinement." Did you know that like our Washington Capitals, YCDT has a fun little freak tunnel of our own? Kelly, Eva, and Rave are having a grand ol' time in there. Coaching trends are getting analyzed, forcibly-separated bonded pairs are being mourned, improvements to the All Star Game are being suggested (AGAIN. FOREVER). Come hang in the freak tunnel with us!! This episode was recorded on January 18, 2024.

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Timecodes: (4:05) HIRE US, NHL ALL-STAR GAME | (18:49) Elsewhere in the NHL

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The NHL is still MIA, so Kelly, Rave, and Eva seek out some hockey-flavored serotonin in the form of a classic Pens/Caps barn-burner from 2010. You don't need to pre-watch or queue up the game to enjoy the episode. Eva had internet connectivity issues toward the back half of this one that necessitated a computer re-start and some headphones-swapping, but she handled it like a champ and Producer Danielle worked hard to keep everything listenable. Thanks for bearing with us!

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Timecodes:
3:45 Historical Deep Dives
31:29 NHL updates
41:05 Hockeys on the internet
52:40 Baseball???
55:45 What's coming up?

Timecodes:
3:30 SpoOoOoky Stories
18:45 A moment for Braden Holtby
34:50 Caps free agency updates
42:25 Breaking news!!
47:25 Kelly’s Canucks feelings
51:57 More free agency updates
65:50 Baby auction recap

Timecodes:
3:30 Cheeks Clappenin' (The Strip Club Game)
16:40 Congrats, Bolts!
33:23 Congrats…Dylan Strome??
37:40 Super spreading
46:05 Trade talk!
54:30 What’s coming up?

Timecodes:
02:55 Spooky Season: Victorian Deaths
18:12 Playoffs check-in
29:22 Ovi’s birthday
36:25 GMJR, WYD?
43:50 Deepfake Sid
47:50 Cup Predictions
53:38 DOBBY
53:37 Severe teacher voice

Timecodes:
03:40 Which Hockey?: Disney Heroines
23:30 Stars vs Lightning: Here We Goooo
43:27 Special guest “Jamie Benn”
48:45 More on the Stars, the bubble, etc.
55:11 Trade stuff, we guess
1:08:48 Special boy awards!

Timecodes:
3:30 America’s Next Top Hockey
14:37 Ovi in Siberia
17:33 Our new son Yanic Duplessis
35:50 The NHL "Awards"
45:55 The Dallas Stars?!?!?
56:50 The Tampa Bay Lightning?!?!
1:04:00 Distracting chitchat
1:10:02 What’s coming up?

"It's bad pedagogy." It's a new year! But like the Washington Capitals, this pod is back on its traditional and beloved bullshit. And we've lots to discuss, including Ethan Bear, the Pens-Caps nursing home derby, leech fears, the return of Dima, hot mic vendettas, broken jaws, classiness, and whether or not we want Dylan Strome to face Connor McDavid at the ASG in front of god and everyone so we can study his micro-expressions in gif form. (Opinion is, in fact, divided.) This episode was recorded on January 7, 2024.

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Timecodes: (3:46) Matchmaker | (14:26) Caps chat |(49:10) Elsewhere in the NHL

Timecodes:
3:30 Listener Q: Quarantine hobbies
10:45 Listener Q: Finishing school
17:15 The secret society of goalies
23:15 Caps pool party
30:00 Farewell, Canucks
46:36 Ryan Reaves :|
50:00 Farewell, Flyers
56:20 Farewell, Avs
65:00 What's coming up?

Timecodes:
3:30 Meet our guest host!
9:01 Slipping Into The Lava
20:40 The NHL response to strikes for Black lives
38:45 Playoffs vibe check / This week in the NHL 1:05:15 Danielle’s bubble boats!

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Timecodes:
03:18 Ways To Get A Husband
08:57 #ALLCAPS :(
25:15 Round 2 check-in
32:27 NHL drama
46:00 The “One Trade” Game
49:45 What's coming up

Timecodes:
2:50 TV!!: The Return
21:00 Caps vs Islanders lmao
28:00 Canucks vs Blues
37:00 Jim Rutherford’s burn book
41:30 Tuuka’s outta here
45:30 Flyers vs Habs
49:30 Blue Jackets vs Lightning
55:50 What’s coming up?/Our new enemies

Timecodes:
3:10 3 Out Of 5 Stars
11:45 Playoffs: How??
24:02 Black Lives Matter.
31:30 Qualifiers, Part 1

Timecodes:
03:10 Which Hockey?: Letterboxd
11:33 This week in our cats
19:00 Return to play
35:44 The new Russian Five?
39:47 Bubble stuff
48:00 What’s coming up?
62:34 Hockey…awards

Timecodes:
05:02 This week in our cats
14:25 Season Rewind: What Happened, Actually?
27:00 NHL Equity Sticks Olympics/Playoffs
64:55 Listener Q: Our NHL boyband
81:15 Listener Q: NHL teams on reality shows

Timecodes:
4:50 This week in our cats
9:15 Things That We Love That We F**kin Hate
38:10 Book recs!

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Context: We asked the patrons on the YCDT Discord to vote: Which old Caps game did they most want to hear us yell about? Because we’re idiots, it wasn’t until we gathered to record the episode that we realized their first choice was inaccessible to stream or download. So we pivoted to their second-choice game instead. Forgive us, sweet patrons. We - quite literally - know not what we do.

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TIMECODES:
05:05 Hockey things
19:30 This week in our cats
23:30 Passions: The Light and the Darkness

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"No more Kuzy sauce in the pasta room." The Caps are frolicking through this season with a buoyancy that Eva, Rave, and Kelly cannot help but be charmed by: Kuzy sauce? Tom trick? Dallas slut-ery?? C'mon, we're only human. Also on the agenda: hunting for Bear, Jacob Trouba's artistic explorations, Chicago and Detroit warring for Eva's heart, Rod's angry Bod, the Flyers renaissance, and MONEY MONEY MONEY. And WAGs. This episode was recorded on December 10, 2023.

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Timecodes: (2:19) He Got That Horse In Him | (8:08) Caps chat | (34:33) Elsewhere in the NHL | (47:26) WAGs sidebar | (57:25) Elsewhere, continued

TIMECODES:
4:48 #ALLCAPS?
22:58 This week...in...the NHL?
33:00 The week in our cats
37:37 Special guest "Jamie Benn"
52:50 The Social Distancing Project

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TIMECODES:
03:40 NHL chitchat, sorta
22:15 Which hockeys are our cats?
46:06 Quarantine Activitiez

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TIMECODES:
06:00 Pandemic?!
12:15 Which Direction?
56:45 Draft Class Quarantine FMK

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TIMECODES:
03:55 #ALLCAPS
18:07 CW: Penguins chitchat
23:11 NHL chitchat
38:00 Danielle’s dreamboat(s)!
1:02:25 Listener Q: Block the net with yr body?

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TIMECODES:
03:45 Hello to our newest adopted boy
10:47 #ALLCAPS
28:50 NHL chitchat
45:42 Rave's dreamboat
54:20 Make It Work!
69:30 BrEaKiNg NeWs??
76:10 Listener Qs: A correction, and tips for finding team-specific media coverage

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TIMECODES:
03:00 ALLCAPS
16:40 NHL chitchat
26:34 Trade talk
31:40 Kelly's dreamboat
44:30 VIP: Very Informed Punditry, Part 2
01:06:00 Listener Q: Hummingbird bucks

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TIMECODES:
02:55 #ALLCAPS
22:30 NHL chitchat
30:43 NWHL check-in
32:38 Trade deadline approaches
37:55 Eva's dreamboat
54:00 And Who Could Forget Dear Rat Boy
68:45 Listener Q: hockeys as Schitt's Creek and/or musicals

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TIMECODES:
02:38 - Caps vs. Pens (PENS FANS PLZ SKIP)
20:19 - #ALLCAPS
25:55 - NHL chitchat
37:10 - Rave's vintage dreamboat
55:15 - The Outback Billionaire’s Forbidden Conquest

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TIMECODES:
02:44 #ALLCAPS
14:30 All Star Game
15:14 Bye Week MVP
28:40 Gritty vs. Child
33:40 Kelly's dreamboat
45:10 Throw The Book: Dumb Laws and Your Hockeys
64:10 Listener Qs: Motivational spite, advice for your first Caps game

NOTE: In a brief discussion of the allegations against Gritty this week, we misgendered them. This was an honest, regrettable mistake, and we acknowledge that it’s no small thing. We apologize! In the future, we will strive to be better for our gender nonconforming and non-binary friends, enemies, and mascots.

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TIMECODES:
03:00 #ALLCAPS
23:22 NHL chitchat
36:20 Eva's dream?boat
47:30 Commit Me, D***y
59:23 Listener Qs: Montreal Haberdashers, bird terms

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"Put a bag over your birdcage." Critical questions for Kelly, Rave, and Eva this week: Who's the Selling Sunset and who's the Prison Break? Who's the Patrik Laine and who's the Taylor Hall? Who's getting his biceps squeezed on Swedish TV and who's remaking his struggling professional organization in his image? And do you think Sid & Ovi saved hockey or are you WRONG? This episode was recorded on November 26, 2023.

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Timecodes: (3:26) Over the River & Thru the Woods | (15:33) Sid & Ovi saved hockey, actually | (22:07) Caps chat | (33:09) Elsewhere in the NHL

TIMECODES:
02:57 Caps Pride Night
10:43 #ALLCAPS
23:45 On the concept of HORNINESS
29:05 NHL chitchat
33:25 Horny Moments of the Week
45:40 Rave's forbidden dreamboat
57:15 Horn This Way
73:37 Listener Q: Leafs hoggle or boondoggle?

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TIMECODES:
02:23 #ALLCAPS
20:45 Winter Classic
35:15 Canucks’ ‘90s night
37:00 Kelly's dreamboat
47:05 VIP: Very Informed Punditry
1:02:28 Listener Qs: hockeys as tarot cards; hockeys as competitive dogs

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TIMECODES:
03:35 #ALLCAPS
20:30 World Juniors
24:12 NHL chitchat
33:45 Eva's dreamboats
43:45 Victorian Idiots
57:25 Listener Qs: top hockey smiles; hockeys as wedding event staff

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TIMECODES:
3:13 #ALLCAPS
26:22 NHL chitchat
36:55 Rave's dreamboat
47:15 Advise Me!
64:02 Listener questions: gloves; advice for Preds

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TIMECODES:
03:18 #ALLCAPS
26:05 Taylor Hall???
28:13 Connor McDavid's house
30:08 Sharks, wifeless
33:20 Kelly's dreamboat
44:00 You’re Doin’ Great, Baby
56:00 Listener questions: The Thiccness Algorithm, book recs

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TIMECODES:
02:55 - #ALLCAPS
24:40 - What the Devils is going on
30:02 - The ~coaches reckoning~
32:35 - Flyers’ head traumas
35:43 - Punchy Jumbo Joe
37:43 - Russia’s banned, y’all
40:22 - Eva’s soupy dreamboat
51:45 - Thottify Wrapped
01:06:30 - Listener Q: Player numbering

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TIMECODES:
02:03 - Spitgate!!!
22:09 - Caps @ NYR (feat. Danielle & Laura!)
36:22 - Bye bye Badcop
43:20 - Yee-haw in Dallas
47:35 - Rave's dreamboat

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TIMECODES:
02:25 - #ALLCAPS
13:45 - BYE DON CHERRY LMAO
19:10 - NHL chitchat
26:39 - Catie got a hatty!!!
34:34 - Eva's dreamboat
43:00 - Whomst Saved Whomst
55:05 - Listener question

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TIMECODES:
03:20 - AHH! Real Caps Players
11:34 - Between 2 Blue Lines recap
17:30 - #ALLCAPS
26:15 - NHL chitchat
33:00 - Catie's dreamboat
44:45 - Dormboats

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TIMECODES:
02:25 - #ALLCAPS
24:35 - NHL chitchat
30:00 - Our dreamboat
40:35 - I Came Here To Make Friends
59:00 - Listener questions

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"All my life to game." On the emotional scale of Canadian hockey teams, how are YOU doing? Because Nicklas Bäckström is "stepping away from the game" so Rave, Kelly, and Eva aren't great!! At least we have Capitals' Halloween costumes, a Sharks win, and Sabres Speed Dating to soothe us. This episode was recorded on November 12, 2023.

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Timecodes: (3:58) Am I The Asshole? | (13:45) Caps chat | (45:53) Elsewhere in the NHL

TIMECODES:
01:48 - #ALLCAPS
16:32 - Look At This Photograph. Look At It.
28:08 - Elsewhere in the NHL
45:50 - Rave’s dreamboat
56:09 - Hat Trick or Treat
1:18:10 - Listener questions

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TIMECODES:
2:50 - #ALLCAPS mixed with NHL stuff
32:08 - Catie's dreamliner
38:14 - Bigfoot Played Backwards Equals Flat Earth
54:50 - Listener questions

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TIMECODES:
02:45 - #ALLCAPS
21:22 - Elsewhere in the NHL
38:22 - The coven’s collective dreamboat
51:45 - Hard-Hitting Reporting
1:05:30 - Listener questions

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